I love how random people just walk up to him with random offerings and he’s just like “eh water I shall inhale it. Pamphlet. I shall glance over it. Now. I. Shall. Dance.”
Look at how many people are still coming here celebrating Technoviking. Internet is still here, it's just corrupted now. But the people didn't really change, it's just that so many normies and corporate people came in. One day it will be better again, once algorithms are gonna be fixed, the world is gonna be fixed.
@NeoCasceres because at the beginning the people dancing in the middle of the street are clearly pretending to dance at a rave, despite there being nobody else around, and also that the entire scene is clearly set up and choreographed You don’t for a minute, think that this was spontaneous do you?
How he grabs his water, without looking. How he grabs his flyer, without looking. He just knows, that anything handed to him, is already approved by him. Legend.
I'm curious who that tall guy with the sunglasses is who comes and whisks him away at the end of the video. It's like the two of them are the main characters in a sea of NPCs. We catch them at the end of the clip as they turn away from us and walk away towards eternity.
Spawn ? I think you mean spam. Vikings are well known for their love for spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam lovely spam wonderful spam spam spam spam
@pablok9956 Yes it is, thank you, glad you like it. Yes I do know TO SPAWN word. And the TO SPAM one, also. Spawning they sure did. But Vikings were also very much interested in spam, all the time, that's why I thought there might be some historical confusion. Here's the evidence: ruclips.net/video/_bW4vEo1F4E/video.html
Hire a guy to enact a scene to make you look good and have RUclips love you forever.... Except one of your film guys caught the supposed dbag riding on the train and cheering you on...
Europeans are incredible mix i wouldnt be surprised if everyone has a few % of Scandinavian blood in them. One of my italian friend tested his dna and got viking blood too though he looked nothing like a viking. German is very close to ghem vikings as well
I saw a documentary about that battle,, it was savage, I think their leader was an orphaned slave who became a high ranking Roman soldier who double crossed the Roman legion and led them Into the forest to their brutal doom, That should be a movie but netflix/DisneyHollywood would screw it up
@stylesspinilli1973yes that was arminius, its a pretty weak joke, germans are not nordics neither vikings, romans left destruction in germania even tough they didnt conquer it and also the same army led by arminius blundered heavily in a similar situation like the one in 9 ad but was somewhat later on
@monkeeslanderyeah the Romans were definitely elite and good at what they did. I'm just getting into the history of that time and it's insanely violent and of course insanely interesting.
@quietreason9667 Local Dads vor 2 Jahren They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed. 15.129 UndergroundM M UndergroundM M vor 1 Monat He shall be summoned to confront the virus. 2003 Mark .H Mark .H vor 2 Tagen This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla Local Dads vor 2 Jahren They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed. 15.129 UndergroundM M UndergroundM M vor 1 Monat He shall be summoned to confront the virus. 2003 Mark .H Mark .H vor 2 Tagen This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla
acid exploits the comment superhero's and capes ? the viking married the fella in the black vest at the beginning he's a botanist or summat and they are still happily married as far as i know hows that ?
the second delivery guy handed him a 100 million dollar cheque from government to betray his comrades and stop the march, but he teared it into pieces unnoticeably.
Really? Dude this just made my fucking day. Little things like this make me remember how awesome people are. I love that you made this a part of your Thanksgiving tradition.
It's hilarious watching this now, just thinking back to how as a kid, I was completely unable to appreciate the absolute weirdness of this whole scene.
@on1kag326 - I wonder if that girl would have been happier at a techno parade... Probably would have ended up getting grabbed by some random guy in the crowd, and then write a mopey song about that experience too.
Nice said and true. That time will never come that way again. It was a crazy time with all kind of stuff that is impossible these days in that high agenda.
@faux00 - Well first of all, it's on the street and it's as a moving crowd, so that's weird. The girl being so easily identifiable by blue hair is weird. The way the guy grabs her is weird, esp. as it frames some weird shirtless guy as the protagonist, and last but not least, the shirtless guy's center stage overarching irreverence is definitely weird. The cherry on top, he ended up suing the guy filming him for violating his "privacy." Weirdest of all.
He emerged from the shadows of Berlin, accepted the water, danced and disappeared back to the shadows. His identity remains a secret, his tale became legend…
@moritzl4024 Who is the blue-haired girl? Who is the drunk? Who is the water dispenser? Who are all the techno dancers? Who gave him the note? Who caused him to turn around and leave the dance? We must ask all of the questions.
@@WhiteLivesMatter-Copedon't worry. we understand that you can't have that username *AND* be capable of dancing to the tracc. It's ok. After all, someone has to be the pamphlet distributor.
I love the fact that the guy who pushed the girl Instinctively knew that he shouldn't look the Viking in the eyes. Like a wild animal who knows it should not provoke the alpha predator.
He didn't push the girl, well not on purpose, he was drunk and Techno Viking grabbed him and told him to sit on back of the truck that the camera guy was on and sober up (the group was following the truck). Later in the video the camera pans and you can see the guy sitting on the truck. All he was doing was removing a drunk guy from the crowd.
prevented sexual assault, walks hard, shares in the ancient art of mutual hydration, danced like nobodys watching, respectfully reads flyer, becomes the beat. This is Techno Viking.
Sexual assault? Both guys are gay and in a relationship with each other. Hydration? The drink is lazed with MDMA. Danced like nobody's watching? He knew he was in front of a camera and he liked it. Respectfully reads flyer? Rips the flyer in pieces and throughs it away. This is Techno Viking
He stopped dude from wondering off fucked up. Sexual assault? You're a dumb ass he bumped into her and was walking off. The saddest thing is you have the right to vote and reproduce
@Myhovercraftisfullofeels-o2z It goes to the power of this video that people watch it and come away with completely opposing views of what they just saw. My god, the power.
@onslaughtmpNot a kid. I was also around before cell phones and internet. I just don't feel the need to go around commenting on every video I see that not having smart phones or other popular modern technology were "the good old days" like every other person my age seems to.
Him first repelling the darkness, then the divine assistant offering him the sacred enchanted waters, and then the sacred dance of the light with his disciples while he shows them the way to redemption. This video is 100% perfect.
Well yeah, smartphones weren’t around yet. Don’t think the IPod was out yet either at this time but not entirely sure. Life felt larger without smartphones though that’s for sure.
@JDP2393was being sarcastic bro lol the only device we had at this time were the pagers and flip phones i think.. right? I feel its jus about that era of pagers yeah. Im from southeast asia though dunno if we had the same thing going on back then
@BettyBordello the scene here in southeast asia back then was underground warehouse raves. Massive! Groove Nation was the organizing group. A Dj outfit who experienced euro clubbing. Little to no internet at the time we had to scramble for cassette tapes. We had to emulate what europe and new york was up to. Im from the Philippines, living in bangkok 🇹🇭 🇵🇭
They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed.
Trembling Kiwi 😂😂😂😂
He has circled the world twice.
rofl - he was also bodyguard .. i fed him xtc
You made my day
Drew Morse I bet you're real fun at parties..
When this guy turned 18, his parents moved out.
🤣🤣🤣
Just like Chuck Norris.
Hahahaha
Lol
The sacred four
Vladimir Putin
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Chuck Norris
Techno Viking
When Technoviking left home as a teenager, he turned to his father and said "you are the man of the house now"
made me chuckle IRL not gonna lie LMAO 😂😂😂
Brilliant!!!🤣
Ha ha amazing😁🇬🇧
hahahahahah great joke!
Ahahahahaha wtf man
here at 2026 he's a legend
Same. This man occupies a place in my soul.
Yessir always, r.i.p in Valhalla
Part 2
ruclips.net/video/QMq9mMT34j8/video.html
There is not enough respect and recognition for the water boy, which is responsible for the hydration of the legend viking
All hail the Waterboy, who keepeth the Viking satiated!
Technocupbearer
That wasn’t water
whatever it was wasnt water. noticed how he handed it to him upside down? that meant something
that was molly water
Every few years I have to watch the viking dance again. Today is that day.
Hahaha today it was my techno viking day too.
Same haha needed that boost.
LOL now my oldest son has the same hairdo and starts looking like this dude... LOL
Same 😂
Haha same
That isn't music playing....that's his heartbeat.
😂😂
😂🤘
The king engine
Best comment
viking engine
Seriously, who else is here for there annual Techno Viking view?
You know what time it is up in here with the annual viewing 😂.
This is the internet's final boss.
😂😂
🤣😂 I would never beat it. Too hard even on easy difficulty.
@dickmccarthy9496 no such thing as easy with techno viking
😂
No I am
Here we are. 2023 and Technoviking is still relevant. Technoviking is timeless.
YES
Yes
Agree
Oh yes!!!
Yes.
Techno Viking got never old.
Hail to the Techno Viking!!! 🦾
There is no speakers playing the music, it's just the Technoviking's thoughts transmitting and emanating directly from his mind in the surroundings.
Yeah, no shit.
Are you blind?
behind the people who filming is a Car. This Car plays the music!
+33hegemon lol
+nici87ify dude..it's a joke...
wtf
Chuck Norris has a poster of TechnoViking on his bedroom wall.
Les murs de l'immeuble n'ont pas besoin d' armature en métal.
Le poster de technoviking c'est l'armature du bâtiment.
This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla
I literally LOLED!!
😂😂😂
If it's not 0/10 I want my money back
HF Integrale reddit 100 wholesome baby yoda chungus moment keanu!
Yes
I think the water guy is actually a time traveller who just wanted to be in this legendary video.
everyone wanted) I wish to be there....
And afterwards he just pops open a beer and disappears in the distance jajaja
Yeah it's strange, he just kind of appears from out of nowhere.
Really funny thought....
Well what can The Doctor say, other than they love memes
I love how random people just walk up to him with random offerings and he’s just like “eh water I shall inhale it. Pamphlet. I shall glance over it. Now. I. Shall. Dance.”
Thought the same thing...like he is their king. It all started when he defended that lady...lol
Pamphlet. I shall rip it.
@jennyk9484 Their Vi-King?
probably couldn't read shit anyway due to dilated pupils
Yes hahaha
I miss this video. I miss this internet. I miss that world. Everything was fine when Technoviking danced.
Wenn das Video heutzutage rausgekommen wäre, wär ich mir sicher es wäre AI. 😄
please watch the video again 'Everything was fine' is not true, Technovikin had to protect a lady at 0:38
Oh, I'm feeling you !!!💔
Look at how many people are still coming here celebrating Technoviking. Internet is still here, it's just corrupted now. But the people didn't really change, it's just that so many normies and corporate people came in. One day it will be better again, once algorithms are gonna be fixed, the world is gonna be fixed.
its going to be ok buddy things were much simple back than but its still fine
did he just summon a man to give him a water bottle
Yep
IKR? Out of nowhere, some guy just offered water. 🤷🏽♂️
He's his minion
@NothingButStardust Its because all of them are on MDMA or on other Drugs
😂😂😂😂
*Because of this video, my twin brother* *and I have been handing each other* *water bottles upside down for 12* *years.😂*
😂😂😂😂😂... that's hilarious.
Me dê uma dessas garrafas de água 🦍💪🫡
Yoo that's dedication 😂
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Legendary
I like how he starts walking and the whole rave just unanimously follows him, no questions asked.
It’s almost as if it’s been planned in fine detail.
@issimondiashow is this planned
@NeoCasceres because at the beginning the people dancing in the middle of the street are clearly pretending to dance at a rave, despite there being nobody else around, and also that the entire scene is clearly set up and choreographed
You don’t for a minute, think that this was spontaneous do you?
@issimondias don't crap on our joy
@issimondiasno idea how dumb you sound right now to think it was planned
First he protects... then he hydrates...then.. he vibes...
The Viking has his priorities.
You missed the part where he rips the paper deed from Denmark and names himself the king of Iceland
and then he litters...that paper torn apart by him and dropped down on the road
@dm9634 cry more about it please
Part 2
ruclips.net/video/QMq9mMT34j8/video.html
How he grabs his water, without looking. How he grabs his flyer, without looking. He just knows, that anything handed to him, is already approved by him. Legend.
The way he tears up that flyer i like to think it’s a secret coded message 😂
He tore the paper up and threw it on the ground.
@connorhall8463the paper was a golden ticket with a secret location..rumor has it..each individual he pointed at..was hit by a bolt
Flyer was just a regular spam lol as he starts tearing it after reading. Even techno viking is not immune to flyer spam.
All according to Odin's will
Im gonna tell my kids this was Thor.
you are technically correct
This is Thor right before he started getting dummy thicc
I literally thought he was Charlie Hunnam or something before I know the story behind this video...
Pavel Kolarov tenchocally
Crying laughing at that comment!
If he slapped me without a reason, i will apologize.
Nah you couldn't, cause your head would be too far away
I would say “Harder😌”
@vaniapinto8214 ahaiiight now we're entering "those" areas... wich means I shall run
If he slapped me, I would knock his weird ass the fuck out with a one hitter quitter
lucasle11 ok karen.
2026 ready to honor Techno Viking
Gay
Started off the video thinking to myself, "who is this guy?" but after watching I'm stuck here asking "who am I?"
Epic X-D thx for the laugh :-DDD
lol, nice one!♥
😂😂😂😂😂 He's a plastic surgeon raver. But they was part of the atmosphere 👍👍🤣🤣
This is the best comment
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
Everyone instantly recognized his Leadership and gave up their whole lives to follow him
I'm curious who that tall guy with the sunglasses is who comes and whisks him away at the end of the video. It's like the two of them are the main characters in a sea of NPCs. We catch them at the end of the clip as they turn away from us and walk away towards eternity.
@somealias-zs1bwIt's like the end of the Lord of the rings when Frodo leaves with Gandalf
When this guy goes to the strip club the strippers throw money at him
Yep
hello there
Then they throw themselves
now i'm imagine him being a stripper
О да это жёстко 😂
Sometimes i re-watch this to make sure im on the right side of the Mandela Effect
Remember if you run into a person and don't apologise, technoviking will spawn.
haha
Spawn ? I think you mean spam. Vikings are well known for their love for spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam lovely spam wonderful spam spam spam spam
@pablok9956 Yes it is, thank you, glad you like it.
Yes I do know TO SPAWN word.
And the TO SPAM one, also.
Spawning they sure did. But Vikings were also very much interested in spam, all the time, that's why I thought there might be some historical confusion. Here's the evidence:
ruclips.net/video/_bW4vEo1F4E/video.html
@erikswetter6816 spawn as in regenerate like in a video game. Now go away
@CactusJacksEar Yes yes I know. Unfortunately us Vikings are cursed with a sense of humour, sorry.
Not another word from me, I promise, by Odin.
if i ever have a daughter who goes out to party now and then i hope there is always a technoviking there to protect her
I am that guy who protect and try to descalate.
@candyfloss184 le knight de la white?
that black tank top guy was his boyfriend now husband
Techno viking is gay?
As a german women active in the techno and the medieval/viking scene in Germany, I can say there often is someone.
So this is the final Boss of RUclips...
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
I shall defeat him
🤣
😂👍🏻
He couldn't hack it in the UFC.
The aura this man has, even after all these years is insane!
If aliens visited us they would think this guy is our leader
No fucking wonder
and they would be correct.
@Pot Ate Toe they already are visiting us
@genphillips8665 then the viking himself has already been probed
They would not be wrong.
Techno viking: Defend the women, Defend the techno
Amen
The Pure True!
Hire a guy to enact a scene to make you look good and have RUclips love you forever.... Except one of your film guys caught the supposed dbag riding on the train and cheering you on...
Especially that old crunchy Berlin techno.
El meccanico
Are you mangina?
When your DNA test shows that you're 1% Norwegian
He’s german tho
Emperor Valkorion damn valkorion, thought I killed you In my mind
Communist Cat my dna test result more then 1% scandinavian....me...but my god...i’m sicilian. I can dance tarantella.
Yes haha, mine is 24% scandinavia and i really felt like that, lol
Europeans are incredible mix i wouldnt be surprised if everyone has a few % of Scandinavian blood in them. One of my italian friend tested his dna and got viking blood too though he looked nothing like a viking. German is very close to ghem vikings as well
This is what Romans encountered at the Teutoburger forest 9 AD.
I saw a documentary about that battle,, it was savage, I think their leader was an orphaned slave who became a high ranking Roman soldier who double crossed the Roman legion and led them Into the forest to their brutal doom, That should be a movie but netflix/DisneyHollywood would screw it up
@stylesspinilli1973yes that was arminius, its a pretty weak joke, germans are not nordics neither vikings, romans left destruction in germania even tough they didnt conquer it and also the same army led by arminius blundered heavily in a similar situation like the one in 9 ad but was somewhat later on
@monkeeslanderyeah the Romans were definitely elite and good at what they did. I'm just getting into the history of that time and it's insanely violent and of course insanely interesting.
@stylesspinilli1973 there is, check Barbaren, it’s really good
@stylesspinilli1973there is a miniserie in netflix indeed about this story.
I love how during the entire video emissaries of the nations he conquered are bringing gifts and tributes to their overlord.
Your comment needs more likes !
Hahaha yeees man
omg that's exactly what it looks like 😂
I’m lol’ing. Then lol’ing again. Totally funny.
😆😆😆😄😄😄😆😆😆
It's the year 2025 and TechnoViking remains undefeated to this day.
Wassup man here we are enjoying the old schools
Undefeated
I randomly found this video a couple of weeks ago and I've watched it at least once a day ever since.
2025 techno viking and water Guy: they are the real heroes ❤
@Ann_T_Fa_LaLaLaLa I randomly found this video in July of the year 2000 and I have watched it at least once a day ever since.
Bringing in 2026 happy new year technoviking
🕺
🕺 🪓
🎉
the Gandalf parody brought me back here
Damn right
It's 2026 and i m still here, respect to the techno viking!
I revisit this video often.
Around his neck he is wearing the dogtags of all the other fallen techno vikings he has beaten through the medium of dance
That's gloriously funny
Jesus is God
There can only be one!
@quietreason9667
Local Dads
vor 2 Jahren
They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed.
15.129
UndergroundM M
UndergroundM M
vor 1 Monat
He shall be summoned to confront the virus.
2003
Mark .H
Mark .H
vor 2 Tagen
This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla
Local Dads
vor 2 Jahren
They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed.
15.129
UndergroundM M
UndergroundM M
vor 1 Monat
He shall be summoned to confront the virus.
2003
Mark .H
Mark .H
vor 2 Tagen
This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
When Technoviking installs Windows Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions
Hahaha, This had me rolling
@PolishSebbysame😂😂
😂😂😂
😅😅😅
He installed Linux once and Linux became faster.
The fact that it's all organically happened makes it god tier
Exactly, not like the crap on tiktok or IG now that’s so god damn staged it’s cringy
Fr props to that one random guy that pulled up w a water bottle😂
@xxaimar What a mate
There were drugs involved here, nothing organic :D
@FBarbarian organic chemistry
When this guy was born, he drove his parents home from the hospital.
This video must never be lost. Humanity’s survival depends on it.
Amen to that brother! Amen!
Were this video be lost, humanity will be plunged into a second dark age
Well the sound is already gone..
You might be right.
If aliens ever came to earth show them this video no other video just this one
This dude should lead us into area 51
Felke agree
I'm gonna be sad if he doesn't
Lmao
singing hej monika
Snipered from 1500 yards out...his body would drop before he even heard the shot
The doors of Valhalla are always open for this viking.
True! 🇩🇪🐺✊
I hope THIS is valhalla
Not sure, it appears that nowadays Heimdal is not a viking anymore (Marvel films). He is maybe filtering those who can enter now :/
a fucking legend, tho suing the guy that made him famous was straight up wrong
@aniervg166 not everyone wants to be famous
They say his index finger punched a hole in the Matrix. They are still trying to fix it.
He was sent by Odin to show mortals what real dance moves are.
pffffffffffft ,that IS odin
If anything Donar
HAIL BROTHER ODIN!
Care to dance like a true man?
Raiden TM haha
Geez the late 90's and early 2000's feels like an alternate dimension now, what a crazy time
Best days of my life
it was the height of humanity before stupidity other wise known as WOKE stepped in.
I feel Old!!!
Pax Americana, as you might say.
Say thanks to the drugs boom 💥
*2020 - The world deseperatly needs the Viking now*
I think it got him yesterday
@mikeh1318lol I came here after seeing memes on reddit about some viking dude raiding the capital
@ahegao5109 I made one with the guy standing in the Senate chamber with assassin's creed valhalla logo plastered on it
Unfortunately we only get the "Qanon shaman"... sad.
I hope he kicks Trump out.
Love how he hands the water back like homie works for him.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Or shirts.
HHHHUUUULLLLLKKKKK
This made my day lol
or marry the same sex
Mike Hunt wtf
acid exploits the comment superhero's and capes ?
the viking married the fella in the black vest at the beginning
he's a botanist or summat and they are still happily married as far as i know
hows that ?
the second delivery guy handed him a 100 million dollar cheque from government to betray his comrades and stop the march, but he teared it into pieces unnoticeably.
🤣🤣🤣
And then he THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SkateAs10 he straight just pointed to someone while slowly lettings the ripped pieces out of his other hand lmao
@SkateAs10🔥🔥🔥 good reference
He had so much alpha energy that everyone started following him.
Fork Plays Free 🤣🤣💪🏽
He is beyond them all combined
Fork Plays Free dude, evening literally started moving forward when he starting dancing towards them xD
Alpha asf
More alpha than the golden one
Finally, someone Chuck Norris is afraid of...
Chuck Norris doesn't dance, Techno Viking says he is not allowed to.
lol literally. when he moves the crowd moves. when he stops the crowd stops.
he was filmed from the techno truck
OR they just all followed the vehicle with the music.
But i admit I like your idea better.
Germans have been known to have a herd mentality, don''t want to mention any examples though
@chestyp0311 lol
@Adrian Schiavello damn, tough crowd
For over 10 years now, I've watched Technoviking every Thanksgiving. Can't stop, won't stop. See you next year!
Happy Thanksgiving
See you next year!
go outside or smthn man idk
why bro
Really? Dude this just made my fucking day. Little things like this make me remember how awesome people are. I love that you made this a part of your Thanksgiving tradition.
He's gonna stop us invasion of Greenland
0:48 him and Trump
Gonna slice them up with techno moves😂😂😂😂
Dudes gotta be close to 60 now but I bet he’s still shredded. Forget Greenland we need him to fight the Muslim horde and other turd worlders
It never happened.
They knew that TechnoViking would have intervened.
The US couldn't risk that.
Merry Christmas TechnoViking, wherever you are.
🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀👄👄👄👄👁️👄👁️👄🫀🫀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
He's still pointing to the north.
I think he's celebrating Yule
Er lebt am Rande von Berlin mit seinem schwulen Freund.. Das ist der , der im Video von Ihm Wasser bekommt .. soviel ich weiß
@celticfrost3250 congratulations. your comment has reinforced the theory that America nuked the wrong country.
Remember:Technoviking does not dance to the music,the music plays to technovikings dance
win
The big bang was just the very first shockwave of his very first techno dance move.
made my day!!! xD
Marvin Knier TechnoViking once threw a hand grenade and killed 100 terrorists...then it exploded.
OF COZ!!!
The Water Guy drank from the bottle after Viking did. This was the best moment in his life. He felt very strong
That's cause it was laced with speed. Sharing is caring
I think its more than that. Thinking of how no one will be able to willingly do that nowadays with this pandemic. It had to be precious.
He clearly pulls out a can and cracks it
It was a can of something he pulled out of the bag after he put the dumb Viking guy’s water in it.
Probably lsd water 💦
First guy ..flirted with death❤😂
The crowd is not moving with him, he is moving the crowd
Hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shhhh, let us dream :)
This man literally looks like he came out of some time machine
It's hilarious watching this now, just thinking back to how as a kid, I was completely unable to appreciate the absolute weirdness of this whole scene.
Hello again haha, we were commenting on the song by that girl not wanting to be at the party lol
@on1kag326 - I wonder if that girl would have been happier at a techno parade... Probably would have ended up getting grabbed by some random guy in the crowd, and then write a mopey song about that experience too.
Nice said and true. That time will never come that way again. It was a crazy time with all kind of stuff that is impossible these days in that high agenda.
What you mean weirdness this shit is like every music event ever apart from the sick viking fdance at end
@faux00 - Well first of all, it's on the street and it's as a moving crowd, so that's weird. The girl being so easily identifiable by blue hair is weird. The way the guy grabs her is weird, esp. as it frames some weird shirtless guy as the protagonist, and last but not least, the shirtless guy's center stage overarching irreverence is definitely weird. The cherry on top, he ended up suing the guy filming him for violating his "privacy." Weirdest of all.
He emerged from the shadows of Berlin, accepted the water, danced and disappeared back to the shadows. His identity remains a secret, his tale became legend…
Bravo sir. You got a legitimate lol outta me. Your prose reminded me of King Arthur and Excalibur
His identity is known, he lives near Berlin and is a biologist
@ghw1331 No, the identity everyone is referring to was part of a satirical magazine. Not related to the Viking in any way…
@Dana-03772 No, nobody knows who he is. The name you are referring to was part of a satirical article from a danish magazin.
@moritzl4024 Who is the blue-haired girl? Who is the drunk? Who is the water dispenser? Who are all the techno dancers? Who gave him the note? Who caused him to turn around and leave the dance? We must ask all of the questions.
The world needs Techno Viking more than ever
I DEMAND TECHNO VIKING AS A MORTAL KOMBAT 11 DLC CHARACTER.
I have not purchased the game, but I promise that I will if this happens.
You can dance like him in fortnite now
I want too
He can't join it.... that'd break the rules... because it's 'MORTAL' kombat...
@sadmanpranto9026 Clearly that guy is a norse god
This is what RUclips was meant to be.
The golden age of RUclips.
Also FPS Russia
yah... the googles ruined it when they bought it...
I love how he walks forward as the music starts flow a bit more, and theyre walking behind him like hes leading his techno warband to battle
Nobody moves until the Technoviking moves.
And the kid hands him a water upside down - then techno proceeds to dance in the middle of the street
He is.
I dont wanna destroy dreams but there is a car which is playing the music so they follow it as it starts moving
@Neutrino2072 no shit Sherlock haha
When you just want to listen and dance in peace...
before you slay the dragon in Whiterun
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He dance to the tracc
@@WhiteLivesMatter-Copedon't worry. we understand that you can't have that username *AND* be capable of dancing to the tracc. It's ok. After all, someone has to be the pamphlet distributor.
@@WhiteLivesMatter-Cope I don't comment a lot but you are sad bro. Enjoy your life and do be a dick. Not hard to do
@@MatthewMorgan3030 bro, just stop
Severely underrated comment right here xD..
@@MatthewMorgan3030 holy cow are you still sitting there seething xD Changed your username I see. Good call.
RUclips Algo: it's time to watch this again
Yup! 😂
Yes!!!
Did it always end with the guy pulling Viking's beard? I could swear thats new.
Again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again... Watching tecnoviking forever
It is time and watch we shall
Bro is part of internet history.
I love the fact that the guy who pushed the girl Instinctively knew that he shouldn't look the Viking in the eyes. Like a wild animal who knows it should not provoke the alpha predator.
The fear of the Gods were present in that moment and no evil may look upon the Gods or their avatars
He didn't push the girl, well not on purpose, he was drunk and Techno Viking grabbed him and told him to sit on back of the truck that the camera guy was on and sober up (the group was following the truck). Later in the video the camera pans and you can see the guy sitting on the truck. All he was doing was removing a drunk guy from the crowd.
True. He played alpha male. But if your in the Viking positon you may be very carefully of an unexpected punch. I've seen it. And is sad.
Plot Twist: Apparently Techno Viking is gay and he ended up marrying that very same guy. No joke!
@DanM-ys5pz as funny as that would be the article was satire lol
prevented sexual assault, walks hard, shares in the ancient art of mutual hydration, danced like nobodys watching, respectfully reads flyer, becomes the beat.
This is Techno Viking.
Sexual assault? Both guys are gay and in a relationship with each other. Hydration? The drink is lazed with MDMA. Danced like nobody's watching? He knew he was in front of a camera and he liked it. Respectfully reads flyer? Rips the flyer in pieces and throughs it away. This is Techno Viking
He stopped dude from wondering off fucked up. Sexual assault? You're a dumb ass he bumped into her and was walking off. The saddest thing is you have the right to vote and reproduce
How is that sexual assault? Girls grind on guys while dancing and don’t get labeled with that
@Myhovercraftisfullofeels-o2z It goes to the power of this video that people watch it and come away with completely opposing views of what they just saw. My god, the power.
@clearz3600 It's just a video of a gay techno dude dancing.
I could follow this guy into battle.
A dance battle....uhntsssuhntsssuntssuhntss
We all would i think
You would not survive battle, traveller... unless you were to acquire only the finest of potions.
Karl you cannot handle these potions traveler
The ancients did, and so shall we
No one with phones...the good old days
Bet you watched this on your phone
@deller6315yes I did. I have lived before and after smartphones came out... so I have enjoyed both experiences. Any more gotcha attempts, kid? Lol
@onslaughtmpNot a kid. I was also around before cell phones and internet. I just don't feel the need to go around commenting on every video I see that not having smart phones or other popular modern technology were "the good old days" like every other person my age seems to.
@deller6315so you just feel the need to fail at gotcha attempts?
@deller6315 It's just as easy to not be a douche.
I wonder if anyone in the video knew they were going to be part of the world's most important historical footage.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheSiruncle liar
@bilbobaggins4710 cheers for that.
@TheSiruncle the war on whites is real.....we must overcome 🙋
@TheSiruncle That wasn't at the love parade. This much smaller parade was called fuck parade.
When you exhibit pure leadership qualities and you’re not even trying
He is gigachads nordic cousin of course he could lead an army simply by existing
Pretty sure all the high ravers just thought they saw some kind of bassline god appear before them
I was going to like this comment, but then I saw you're at 420 likes. I like that more.
When technoviking moves the crowd moves with him. When technoviking stops, the crowd waits for him to continue.
Well, funny thought buts its a parade.
They're following the sound system.
When I grow up, I wanna be Technoviking.
the only way to control him is the magical talisman around his neck i.e. 3:50
Protoka yes, because hi is the technoviking
technoviking just stop to let chuck norris walk by....
He doesn't listen to techno. Techno plays what he listens to.
This is what youtube was made for not content creators just random home videos of epic stuff
Exactly.
this is actually almost true
ayesir
Back when RUclips didn't have ads everytime one tried to watch a video. Back when there was a YOU in RUclips.
Good times.
I miss this ol youtube. And albino blacksheep.
Him first repelling the darkness, then the divine assistant offering him the sacred enchanted waters, and then the sacred dance of the light with his disciples while he shows them the way to redemption. This video is 100% perfect.
It’s like spotting a rare white spirit moose in the wilderness
🤘🚬👽🤘
I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about, but it sounds rad!
@SlothhhKinggg The man himself!
This comment is the perfect summation of whatever the fuck is happening before my eyes.
Until he sued the guy that filmed this video..
Not a smartfone in sight everyone just living the moment
Well yeah, smartphones weren’t around yet. Don’t think the IPod was out yet either at this time but not entirely sure.
Life felt larger without smartphones though that’s for sure.
@JDP2393was being sarcastic bro lol the only device we had at this time were the pagers and flip phones i think.. right? I feel its jus about that era of pagers yeah. Im from southeast asia though dunno if we had the same thing going on back then
I miss those days I used to go our raving up and down the uk from midlands to north and back down again every weekend 1999 on wards
@BettyBordello the scene here in southeast asia back then was underground warehouse raves. Massive! Groove Nation was the organizing group. A Dj outfit who experienced euro clubbing. Little to no internet at the time we had to scramble for cassette tapes. We had to emulate what europe and new york was up to. Im from the Philippines, living in bangkok 🇹🇭 🇵🇭
Smart phones were already around 😂 but not everyone had them.
He was a god, should have been a movie star. How he did not get noticed?
This guy named his parents
Rumor Has It their names are Hans and Gertrude
This comment deserves thousands of likes
@christopherjohnson6291 *fridolin
Named them Olaf and Olaaf?
@hc3733 no Gertrud and fridolin
Ragnar: Today my son danced well. From this day on he shall be known as Bjorn Technoside.
Hahaahaahaa this is wonderful
Underrated comment 👏
Wow just wow i hadnt thought of that in so loooooong
This.
😂😂😂😂Bjorn technoside, like it
Viking man a gentleman, Viking man a hydrated man, Viking man a litterer, but most importantly, Viking man a techno man.
BrandenRay litterer! 😂😂😂
lol!!
That's not water man
Litter? He's walking on concrete road. Cities and roads are like big piles of litter on there own lol
"Littering and--littering and---littering and...uh"😂
people who said this was staged because the crowd move with him, clearly can't understand his level of aura
TechnoViking isn’t shirtless, Shirt is TechnoViking-less
why did this make me laugh.
Classic lmao
I didn't see a shirt that was missing a TechnoViking, where is it?
@Anonymous-sb9rr Walking in whatever direction Teknoviking pointed.
Baph the Guy Yes it did
Its 2024 and once again i an here for the billionth time.. Timeless classic.
It's 2025 for me now 😂
I'm right here with you bud, All hail techno viking!!!
but it only have 30million views
@kimlarsen1 😂😂
Only 30 million
Yes!
In an hour I have a job interview and I came here to the technoviking video because it makes me confident
good luck
I watch tony montana, helps to😂
@hax6651
How was your interview?
How dit it go ?
how'd it go!!
he is defending Greenland now
Just pointing the direction back to Washington to US troops.
@rotri0x wow haha
Go Viking, go. ✊️🥳
@rotri0x😂😂
love when im just trying to watch a funny video but then some political garbage shows up! Awesome!
He protec
He attac
But mostly, he love techno trac
MLew tracc*
yeah...i gave this a lik.
MLew i lols at this
LOL
Yes i was wondering if ill find this meme here ;D
That pointing pose before the beat drop is unbelievably hard
that was a command 😂
Oh I can do it with 1 👁️ closed & 1 ✋ behind my back!!
You betta watch out
It's a very stoic pose and speaks to one's soul.
Perhaps the most iconic internet age scene.
I love how everybody starts to follow this guy, like "now he his my leader"
Pretty sure it's video on some kind of parade wagon and the parade started moving again lmao
Well, we tend to follow the strong, charismatic figures. Who was going to follow the water bottle guy? 🤪
This is now my headcanon.
He alpha
I know. What pussies. I would never follow anybody.
Water attendant stole the damn show☆
"Your offering of liquid refreshment has been accepted, Techo Viking will now dance!"
Lmfao
Part 2
ruclips.net/video/68HPBPEfIlY/video.html
XDDDD
The water contained 3 grammes of base speed
🎉😂❤❤❤🎉🎉 let's Party 🥳🎉
I am here on my 2024 pilgrimage to the techno Viking.
May your beard be braided and your bottles of water be full.
Аминь брат!
Im here too.
See you next year.
We shall see each other again in 2025, we the lucky acolytes of the Techno Viking god!