Chiaotzu vs Gojo is Totally Unfair!

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @TheUnparalleledSkrub
    @TheUnparalleledSkrub 15 дней назад +1564

    "Please chiatzou i need this😭"

    • @Justaregularguy.-.
      @Justaregularguy.-. 15 дней назад +191

      "You're Kinda too strong😭"

    • @IamHim-z6i
      @IamHim-z6i 15 дней назад +132

      ​@Justaregularguy.-. My fangirls are struggling defending me 😫

    • @luppy8974
      @luppy8974 15 дней назад +98

      "I need to prove them right 😭"

    • @mrboxcutter
      @mrboxcutter 14 дней назад +89

      @@luppy8974”dodan ray!” 👶

    • @mathewcool1626
      @mathewcool1626 14 дней назад +86

      @@luppy8974sukuna: chiaotzu, I’m watching your stream. Why you trying not to laugh? Bruh, that’s disrespectful

  • @minisodatea5825
    @minisodatea5825 14 дней назад +794

    Chiaotzu the type of guy to stare at Gojo from across the side walk and disappear when a bus drives by

    • @truecarman
      @truecarman 14 дней назад +54

      Chiaotzu is hella creepy

    • @mugiwaraluffy6791
      @mugiwaraluffy6791 13 дней назад +27

      Chiaotsu is character base from ghost from chinese history

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind 11 дней назад +17

      That put a VERY high quality 3 sec scene in my mind!

    • @kikor4954
      @kikor4954 9 дней назад +3

      ​@@mugiwaraluffy6791thought he was a vampire?

    • @margapickni7075
      @margapickni7075 8 дней назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying

  • @wasaba1498
    @wasaba1498 15 дней назад +2113

    Gojo: "Domain expa...."
    Chaotsu: Testicular Torsion Attack!

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +388

      They should have given Chiaotzu this move in sparking zero

    • @wasaba1498
      @wasaba1498 15 дней назад +44

      @@lonkstakes fr tho 💀

    • @Berwa123
      @Berwa123 15 дней назад +9

      lol 🤣

    • @thefitnessgrampacertestisa8483
      @thefitnessgrampacertestisa8483 15 дней назад +14

      Bro i read this in both of their voices lol

    • @jellyk8781
      @jellyk8781 15 дней назад +7

      Wat most ppl don't understand is that gojos infinity literally can't be bypassed unless the attack isn't heard or seen or they use domain amplification(Megumis father's sword can also work)but nonetheless gojos will still lose to Goku as all Goku would have to do is destroy the planet gojos on but I still thought this should be considered

  • @erramus6369
    @erramus6369 15 дней назад +1430

    "Sukuna we need to put our diffences aside this chaoitzu guy is unbelievably strong."

    • @IamHim-z6i
      @IamHim-z6i 15 дней назад +122

      " mahoraga HELP 😭😭😭😭
      Nah bro not this time😅

    • @thedarknessinthelight9824
      @thedarknessinthelight9824 15 дней назад +82

      "HOW ARE WE LOSING?! This is BASE CHAOITZU we're up against!!"

    • @Vitor20XX
      @Vitor20XX 14 дней назад +55

      OH WE DID IT, WE DEFEATED CHAOITZU
      "Fodder saiyan appears"
      Them: 💀

    • @yardite7777
      @yardite7777 14 дней назад +36

      "Please... Chaoitzu i neeeed this...... my power level is kinda low....."

    • @beibkk0
      @beibkk0 14 дней назад +21

      ​​@@yardite7777 "Sukuna: ay Chiaoutzu im watching yo stream bruh why you try not to laugh bruh 😭 that's mad disrespectful"

  • @Jsipki265
    @Jsipki265 15 дней назад +927

    Gojo:🔵+🔴=🟣
    Chiaotzu: 👶DodanRay
    Gojo: 💀

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +134

      Bro doing all that just to get pointed at and explode

    • @MateusVítor-p3w
      @MateusVítor-p3w 15 дней назад +30

      😎Imaginaray technique, purDIE👶😢💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💀
      Goku to chiaotzu: i heard you were kinda strong

    • @Calmtimer
      @Calmtimer 15 дней назад +8

      WATCH AND LEARN!

    • @TwiWriteFlare
      @TwiWriteFlare 15 дней назад +13

      To be completely fair, that level of math might actually do some legitimate damage to poor Chiaotzu.

    • @Vitor20XX
      @Vitor20XX 14 дней назад

      Literally

  • @JustSomeGokuEnjoyer2
    @JustSomeGokuEnjoyer2 15 дней назад +1414

    "Stand proud Gojo , you were a mid diff fight"

    • @TheTimurdempire
      @TheTimurdempire 15 дней назад +68

      *Neg diff

    • @CarnageAwakens
      @CarnageAwakens 15 дней назад +16

      Lmao

    • @sheiladonnelly462
      @sheiladonnelly462 14 дней назад +6

      ​@@TheTimurdempirethe only problem with the fight is infinity, chiaotzu solos jjk otherwise

    • @yardite7777
      @yardite7777 14 дней назад +41

      @@sheiladonnelly462 bro did not just say infinity is a problem for a character hundreds of millions of times faster than light

    • @TheTimurdempire
      @TheTimurdempire 14 дней назад +5

      @@sheiladonnelly462 *Problem with the verse

  • @granvilledavid7814
    @granvilledavid7814 15 дней назад +450

    Probably the most important character in JJK vs the most useless Z fighter according to Carthu.

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +163

      The strongest in JJK history vs the most useless Z fighter of Today

    • @Dragonjack66
      @Dragonjack66 15 дней назад +39

      @@lonkstakes Correction, The Strongest in JJK History vs The most usless Z Fighter in DBZ History

    • @blueplayer6197
      @blueplayer6197 15 дней назад +15

      @@Dragonjack66 DBZ maybe but not DB, he put up a very impressive fight vs kid krillin and he constantly locked Goku up while he was fighting Tien, which Goku never managed to break on his own - Tien was the one who demanded it was stopped.
      So at the time Chaoitzu was actually very strong, stronger than Yamcha probably.
      He does end up being way weaker than both Yamcha and Yajirobe though, but at least he can somehow use his psychic power to hand people papers with the number he wants - while said papers are in a closed box he can't even see.
      And that - is a very cool magic trick for parties, making him useful for cheating in lotteries, take that Yamcha, take that.

    • @Dragonjack66
      @Dragonjack66 15 дней назад +20

      @@blueplayer6197 I will not stand for this yamcha slander!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @staarfinger7322
      @staarfinger7322 13 дней назад +1

      Second strongest **​@@lonkstakes

  • @Handyrandy2233
    @Handyrandy2233 15 дней назад +585

    And don’t forget,when Chiaotzu used his weird powers to stop goku from fighting monaka from fighting goku,he was ACTUALLY struggling to move,that attack unironically stop 99% of anime MC

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +203

      I could've included super chiaotzu but that is literally the ONLY thing hes done haha

    • @thedude1302
      @thedude1302 15 дней назад +36

      ​@@lonkstakesDon't forget the time in super where he pulls up the skirt of that one chick from the episode where Tien lost to Roshi

    • @oolooo
      @oolooo 15 дней назад +41

      ​@@lonkstakes
      He deserves so much better , Akira did him dirty .Him and Goku do not even speak to each other in the entire series .

    • @African-AmericanGoose
      @African-AmericanGoose 15 дней назад +1

      ​@@oolooodbs is goku time .

    • @IdkIdk-vm4dm
      @IdkIdk-vm4dm 14 дней назад +1

      ​​​@@thedude1302oh yeah, her name was Yurin or somn

  • @davefood635
    @davefood635 15 дней назад +108

    Coughing bomb vs nuclear baby

  • @explosivegrape
    @explosivegrape 15 дней назад +1716

    Gojo explaining infinity to Chiaotzu would make his brain explode.

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +549

      This might be the only way he can win

    • @Shadow_2401
      @Shadow_2401 15 дней назад +84

      your reaction speed is also the speed you recive informatios, so infinite void wouldn't be much effective, andonce chaotzu discover the whole trick he can break the barrier from inside

    • @himynameisyoth
      @himynameisyoth 15 дней назад +7

      true

    • @OyinkansolaAgboola
      @OyinkansolaAgboola 15 дней назад +4

      So true

    • @gangygang
      @gangygang 15 дней назад +38

      @@Shadow_2401 he can't think after asking him what 1 plus 1 is you think he is thinking fast or maybe krillin asked him at ifinite speed

  • @AhmedHussain-ju6xd
    @AhmedHussain-ju6xd 15 дней назад +528

    Goku: "Fight me? Blud get pass chiatzou first"

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +81

      EXACTLY

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 15 дней назад +38

      Gotta fight the whole gang before you even see a saiyan, just like any dbz villain.

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 14 дней назад +1

      EXCELLENT LONK'S TAKES WORK.

    • @Lawsolos
      @Lawsolos 14 дней назад +1

      blud in the horrendously horny 24 is a wild fn statement

  • @garuga1512
    @garuga1512 15 дней назад +447

    "Please chaoitzu I NEED this,
    Your scaling is kinda too high,
    Lonk's takes isn’t a JJK glazer,
    I need to prove him wrong"

    • @donatodicugno3630
      @donatodicugno3630 15 дней назад +80

      “Chaiotzu, I’m watching you right now, why are you trying not to laugh, bruh, that’s disrespectful as shit.”

    • @sakurai6016
      @sakurai6016 14 дней назад +26

      @@donatodicugno3630 Sukuna is def saying this

    • @mechamanw668
      @mechamanw668 14 дней назад +3

      @@sakurai6016 "Don't tell me... are you pitying me?"

    • @idiotpai3758
      @idiotpai3758 14 дней назад

      @@donatodicugno3630 -Tien

  • @Baldy1-mz3lp
    @Baldy1-mz3lp 15 дней назад +565

    Funny how people compare gojo to super goku and he can’t even beat chaoitzu

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +132

      Thats what I'm saying bruh, trying to hype gojo up for no reason

    • @Baldy1-mz3lp
      @Baldy1-mz3lp 15 дней назад +11

      Exactly

    • @geegee2874
      @geegee2874 15 дней назад +2

      Im still hoping for a vid tho even with the obvious result 😅

    • @BenDover-zp7bu
      @BenDover-zp7bu 15 дней назад

      No one has compared Gojo to Goku since hollow purple got proven to be not durability negating (thank god)

    • @OyinkansolaAgboola
      @OyinkansolaAgboola 15 дней назад +38

      ​@@BenDover-zp7buI still remember when they call hollow purple existence erasure or....please god forgive me......AN EQUIVALENT OF HAKAI

  • @Macerohni
    @Macerohni 15 дней назад +128

    Gojo glazers gonna be devastated

  • @juliusnovachrono4370
    @juliusnovachrono4370 15 дней назад +171

    Chiaotzu unironically beats Gojo and all of JJK with low-mid diff.

    • @supercatchans
      @supercatchans 14 дней назад +12

      How can it be mid dif? He slowed down super Goku in the anime

    • @angelachannelrob1077
      @angelachannelrob1077 14 дней назад +1

      he’s able to beat moro solders who are relative to the ones who gave a weakened Goku and Vegeta in SSJ some trouble aswell

    • @amazed-tnk
      @amazed-tnk 13 дней назад

      Its neg diff 😂

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 13 дней назад

      ​@supercatchans this shit never happened lmao what fucking episode was this

    • @CHRISSY345L0liDoal0t
      @CHRISSY345L0liDoal0t 12 дней назад +1

      @@SosukeTYBWmost likely filler

  • @christopherbrownington
    @christopherbrownington 15 дней назад +294

    Never thought id see anyone being a Chiaotzu victim but here we are bro actually solos jjk

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +66

      Gotta put respect on his name

    • @yardite7777
      @yardite7777 14 дней назад +33

      so many characters are chiaotzu victims

    • @nguyenlightduy7020
      @nguyenlightduy7020 14 дней назад +9

      The fact that He being a Multi-planet->dwarf
      star level character already make tons of characters become his victim

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 14 дней назад

      ​@@nguyenlightduy7020makes you actually stupid to believe this

    • @RedLights9000-f3l
      @RedLights9000-f3l 14 дней назад

      I don't think he can solo jjk if he get hit by perfect sphere or WCS he's done because even if he's faster he can't focus on multiple people at once

  • @detectiveplays
    @detectiveplays 15 дней назад +92

    Never thought id ever see chiaotzu get a dub but here we are

  • @cch1901
    @cch1901 15 дней назад +194

    CarthuDojo made a video of how Chiaotzu was the most useless character in all of Dragonball and Gojo still loses to him. Man Dragon ball is busted.

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +58

      I wasnt even aware he did this I genuinely just chose him for similar reasons lmao

    • @GlowingApplle
      @GlowingApplle 14 дней назад +9

      @@lonkstakes Chiaotzu literally lost to cyborg mercenary tao 😭

    • @IdkIdk-vm4dm
      @IdkIdk-vm4dm 14 дней назад

      ​@@GlowingApplleMercenary Tao a planet level threat at minimum is now confirmed

    • @supercatchans
      @supercatchans 14 дней назад +4

      @@GlowingApplleand he gets neg dif by ten shinhan and Krillin

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 14 дней назад

      ​@@lonkstakesit's the same reason you think tien can do anything in bleach, you're just dumb lol

  • @ChristianTurner-o6d
    @ChristianTurner-o6d 15 дней назад +224

    Gojo: “Domain expa…”
    Chiaotuz: “Goodbye tien!”

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +63

      Goodbye Gojo*

    • @ChristianTurner-o6d
      @ChristianTurner-o6d 15 дней назад +28

      @@lonkstakesGojo: “please chiaotuz I need this!!”

    • @Vitor20XX
      @Vitor20XX 14 дней назад +1

      Goodbye tien
      Chiao kills Gojo with kamikaze attack anyways

    • @DesX42S
      @DesX42S 14 дней назад +4

      The fact that you spelt his name wrong makes this even funnier.

    • @AJTheSilence
      @AJTheSilence 14 дней назад +1

      "CHIAOTZUUU!!"

  • @RS-bi1pc
    @RS-bi1pc 15 дней назад +81

    The only unbelievable thing about this video is at the beginning where Chiaotzu is 4'6"?
    There is no way that he is that tall, just like there is no way Goku only weighs 137lbs.

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +25

      I just looked at the DB wiki bruh I was shocked too

    • @alibeknorbekov5963
      @alibeknorbekov5963 15 дней назад +2

      wiki seems inaccurate

    • @Centoverse
      @Centoverse 15 дней назад +9

      ​@alibeknorbekov5963 well sizes range widely in DB look at krillen for instance in early Z he was up to goku's shoulder in mid Z he was around a little above goku's waist....in DBS he litterly is in some shots shorter than goku's leg

    • @jaysherman2615
      @jaysherman2615 10 дней назад +4

      That seems a bit nonsensical. Goku at his height and musculature should hover in at about 210lbs, 190lbs minimum.

    • @GurrenPrime
      @GurrenPrime 9 дней назад +2

      My guess is that Toriyama just made up heights and weights on the spot without bothering to think them through. (In fairness, Shonen Jump has some pretty damn strict deadlines, I probably wouldn’t put much thought into them either).

  • @jruler93
    @jruler93 14 дней назад +44

    "Take this, my ultimate technique; *_Testicular Torsion!"_*

  • @niceboifeast8838
    @niceboifeast8838 15 дней назад +77

    "chiaotzu pleaase, I need this! You're kinda too strong"
    Tien: "Bro, Chiaotzu I'm watching the fight right now why are you trying not to laugh?"

    • @pancakes8816
      @pancakes8816 14 дней назад +13

      Tien would be happy he actually has a W instead of being 0 and 4. Sukuna would be the one calling him out on trying not to laugh

    • @kartanaist
      @kartanaist 14 дней назад +10

      @@pancakes8816tien would be asking chiaotzu that while trying not to laugh himself😂

    • @pancakes8816
      @pancakes8816 14 дней назад +4

      @kartanaist you know what yeah, he would. Ts would be such a sweet tien would probably piss himself laughing

  • @WilliamMessakh
    @WilliamMessakh 14 дней назад +48

    "Sukuna, we need to work together this time! This is base chiaotzu we facing about!"
    "Please chiaotzu i need this! You're kind of too strong, my fangirl are struggling to back me up! I need to prove them right"

  • @Chronostrides
    @Chronostrides 15 дней назад +61

    8:55 did bro just say lamow 😭

    • @leokoza
      @leokoza 12 дней назад +2

      Aint no way bruh😭

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 9 дней назад +1

      Yep. He said LMAO.

  • @HenryMundt-rm2wq
    @HenryMundt-rm2wq 15 дней назад +177

    Gojo when dodon ray: aw, shucks. I'm cooked 💀

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +30

      Gojo would not say "aw shucks"💀

    • @HenryMundt-rm2wq
      @HenryMundt-rm2wq 15 дней назад +2

      He would be so scared he would tho 🗿

    • @That-One-Ant-2011
      @That-One-Ant-2011 14 дней назад

      ​@lonkstakes wait what about infinity? is it THAT fast?

  • @michaelbowman6684
    @michaelbowman6684 15 дней назад +35

    Bro it's crazy that some Power Level 610 Chiaotzu could just think and Gojo's head would explode, or shoot a laser at the _Moon_ and destroy it easily while having FTL reactions, there's just no chance.
    I honestly didn't know how strong Chiaotzu really was, he makes Krillin look overpowered, who makes Piccolo look overpowered, who makes Goku look overpowered. The Gojo vs Goku "debate" is madness, some people must just be trolling.

    • @michaelbowman6684
      @michaelbowman6684 14 дней назад +4

      @@randomyoutuber2633 I meant that Chiaotzu makes Krillin look really strong, if it didn't come across that way then my bad.

    • @thenippletwister3457
      @thenippletwister3457 14 дней назад

      I don't think Chiaotzu _could_ destroy the moon no matter how hard he tried. At the very least, we're not presented any reasons to believe that he has that much energy in the original manga.

    • @princenwaegerue4705
      @princenwaegerue4705 14 дней назад +3

      Exactly, the gap between them and then between them and gojo and jjk as a whole is so laughably wide that it's not even funny

    • @randomyoutuber2633
      @randomyoutuber2633 14 дней назад

      @@michaelbowman6684 Yeah, I interpreted that the wrong way when I read it, my bad there.

  • @ORestart
    @ORestart 14 дней назад +27

    Chiaotzu: dodon ray
    Gojo: *fucking dies*

  • @SaltedMallows
    @SaltedMallows 3 дня назад +4

    Man, I’m a dragon ball fan for over 2 decades and even I’m starting to call cap if you’re saying no one can even beat ciaotzu basically the weakest Z fighter or even among the weakest earthlings period.

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 15 дней назад +51

    The Dodonpa do be going crazy, though. I remember when it was first introduced, it was stated to be a superior technique to the Kamehameha.

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +28

      Its more concentrated but with less overall destructive capacity, kinda like halfway between a kamehameha and a special beam canon

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 15 дней назад +15

      @@lonkstakes Which is what made it a way better move for the Crane School, as those were focused on assassination arts. And I'd assume just generally in a 1-on-1 overall.

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 15 дней назад +9

      I wonder how a sayian trained by the crane school would be.
      Imagine the dodon ray amped up in power and creativity like the kamehameha.
      The art of assassin style martial arts with sayian genetics, you'd probably end up with Hit.

  • @yamato9753
    @yamato9753 14 дней назад +16

    That means Gojo could potentially be oneshot by Saibamen...
    A hilarious thought.

    • @randomyoutuber2633
      @randomyoutuber2633 14 дней назад +1

      They are as strong as Raditz right?

    • @yamato9753
      @yamato9753 14 дней назад +1

      @randomyoutuber2633 Yes. That means a Power level of just around 1.300~, so more than 2 times as powerful than Chiaotzu.
      AND there is more than 1 of them.

    • @hypocrite7433
      @hypocrite7433 14 дней назад +6

      @@yamato9753 They don´t really have a win con though. They could draw by blowing up the planet, but they don´t have the psychic attacks that let chiaotzu win.

  • @FagnerLSantos
    @FagnerLSantos 14 дней назад +15

    Krillin goes to solo in One Piece
    Yamcha goes to solo in Naruto
    Tenshinhan goes to solo in Bleach
    Chiotzu goes to solo in Jujutsu Kaisen
    Now we need a verse for Yajirobe too!

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 14 дней назад +2

      And every single one has been wrong, he literally gets cooked in the comments of all those videos on how wrong he was

    • @FagnerLSantos
      @FagnerLSantos 14 дней назад +1

      @SosukeTYBW I personally only don't agree with the Bleach one (even regarding the overrating of this verse).
      In the end, I just find those videos fun to watch.

    • @life-sf1oz
      @life-sf1oz 14 дней назад +6

      Tien is not soloing bleach but the rest yeah unfortunately their verses is done

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 14 дней назад

      @@life-sf1oz yamcha gets deep fried against narutoverse

    • @fledthehunter5293
      @fledthehunter5293 13 дней назад +3

      ​@@SosukeTYBW With what? Yamcha is easily a planet buster and at a high ball easily a star buster.

  • @junkhead_92
    @junkhead_92 3 дня назад +2

    "Goodbye Tien- Oh wait, this guy is actually pretty weak, nevermind"

  • @gosuto-yt
    @gosuto-yt 15 дней назад +45

    1:06 Tell me a single person on the planet who did NOT get spoilers for the JJK manga 💀

    • @_NobodySpecial_
      @_NobodySpecial_ 13 дней назад +2

      This is my first time getting any in depth explanation on jjk, ive avoided it like I avoided game of thrones. I still don't know anything about it wasnt really paying attention

    • @armoredcorefan93
      @armoredcorefan93 10 дней назад

      Same​@@_NobodySpecial_

  • @funnywackysillyman7780
    @funnywackysillyman7780 15 дней назад +20

    he just has to ask him what 9+10 equals

  • @albertaddison6621
    @albertaddison6621 15 дней назад +18

    HERE I GOOOO!!!! 🗣🔥🔥 Chiaotzu before negging gojo

  • @TopOfAllWorlds
    @TopOfAllWorlds 5 дней назад +1

    Comparing anything to dragon ball characters is unreasonable unless there are people blowing up planets casually.

  • @tfusedamenace4284
    @tfusedamenace4284 13 дней назад +9

    Damn imagine your favorite character having a reasonable argument for why they lose to CHAOITZU 😂😂

  • @Pikasaurus
    @Pikasaurus 2 дня назад +1

    This matchup is like making yuji’s dying bed ridden grandpa fight beast gohan 💀

  • @Zacvilix
    @Zacvilix 14 дней назад +24

    Can he beat a saibaman? 🥶🤯🔥🔥☠️🥶🙏🤯🙏🔥🙏🤯☠️💀🔥🔥💀💀🙏🔥🤯💀🔥🥶

    • @beibkk0
      @beibkk0 14 дней назад +17

      gojo ain't TICKLING a Saibaman 😭

    • @Processprodz
      @Processprodz 13 дней назад +1

      Bro, I don’t even think he can beat larva cell

    • @beibkk0
      @beibkk0 13 дней назад +10

      could Gojo TOUCH Pan actually? That's a WEIRD ass question‼️

    • @guts1952
      @guts1952 11 дней назад

      @@beibkk0yes but absolutely no damage whatsoever is being dealt since she was fighting base piccolo for warm ups she has the power to destroy a planet but just not the capability unless she angry because she can’t control ki yet

    • @justsomerandom412
      @justsomerandom412 4 дня назад

      ​@@beibkk0super senior gojo would and i dont mean it in a fighting way...

  • @Someguyfromtheinternet36
    @Someguyfromtheinternet36 7 дней назад +2

    Tien: So buddy, what did you get up to today?
    Chiaotzu: The Lord's work. One less loose end for the fangirls to glaze, to prop up and waste Goku's time. And now? I'm going back to just being by your side. I'm tired, boss.
    Tien: What the actual fuc-

  • @ivanjefferson6344
    @ivanjefferson6344 14 дней назад +7

    "Watch and learn☝️🤓" - Chiaotzu

    • @pepperextr3me605
      @pepperextr3me605 14 дней назад

      That dialogue is very annoying after being beaten by a chiaotzu user

    • @fledthehunter5293
      @fledthehunter5293 13 дней назад

      ​@@pepperextr3me605 Wait till you find android 19 player who will not stop spamming false courage at every opportunity possible.

    • @mrprince5934
      @mrprince5934 11 дней назад

      @@fledthehunter5293 thats how i climbed up rank lmao, its the counter to all the broken shit in that game

  • @BIRDS-making-Cool-edits
    @BIRDS-making-Cool-edits 4 часа назад +1

    My friend who can’t get over jujitsu kaisen started crying after seeing this

  • @MohamedEsawm-uk6gy
    @MohamedEsawm-uk6gy 15 дней назад +20

    Saw the channel and I clicked faster than lightning, this is going to be good

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +3

      W

    • @AnarchyJesus
      @AnarchyJesus 15 дней назад +3

      so u probably faster than gojo then

    • @MohamedEsawm-uk6gy
      @MohamedEsawm-uk6gy 15 дней назад +4

      @AnarchyJesus pfffff you think I'd be slower than that fraud who can't handle the Chad Chiaotzu?

  • @coolguyorsomething8660
    @coolguyorsomething8660 2 дня назад +1

    gojo would be the type of villain to yap about his power and then get destroyed by chiaotzu in dragon ball so fast that they cant even add that fight to the title of the episode 💀

  • @FlavioSantos-uw1mr
    @FlavioSantos-uw1mr 15 дней назад +11

    JJK suffers from character stats issues against MHA, why they are put against DB is beyond me

    • @matthewbreytenbach4483
      @matthewbreytenbach4483 10 дней назад +1

      It's a popular yardstick. And JJK at least brings _something_ to the conversation.
      Putting something like Demon Slayer against Dragon Ball on the other hand, now _that_ would be almost entirely pointless.

  • @romell06
    @romell06 День назад +2

    Chiaotzu can literally throw anyone to outer space using his psycic powers alone also. For those who dont believe he is not FTL he dodges super buu's Human Extinction Attack .

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 22 часа назад

      He's literally never done that lmao who tf you think he is? Dude is not tatsumaki or mob

    • @romell06
      @romell06 20 часов назад +2

      @SosukeTYBW what makes you think that he cant? tatsumaki and Mob need to use their esper powers just to fly. Chiaotzu does flying like breathing. Anyone with a power level lower than him wont be able to resist his telekinesis. he can stop somebodys heart from beating or twist their organs if he wants to. the only reason he dont do it is because of character plot. . If that logic of yours is followed Goku or Whis never shown to destroy a planet, does that mean they dont have the power to do it?

  • @Kakbraze
    @Kakbraze 12 дней назад +3

    Oh HELL NAH not chiatzou, who's next? A SAIBA MAN?!?!

    • @WriggleNightbug
      @WriggleNightbug 12 дней назад +2

      saibamen were twice as strong as saiyan saga chiaotzu, saibaman STOMPS

    • @Kakbraze
      @Kakbraze 11 дней назад

      @@WriggleNightbug Fr

  • @Oct_sflb
    @Oct_sflb 7 дней назад +1

    Man, we can't have NOTHIN 💀

  • @6PathsGohan
    @6PathsGohan 15 дней назад +14

    DO IT NOW CHAOITZU

  • @Hepteto_Games_br
    @Hepteto_Games_br День назад +2

    "DODONPAAA"🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @FrankyDise
    @FrankyDise 13 дней назад +5

    Gojo: Did we do it, did we beat Chiatzou?
    Sukuna: No Gojo that was Nam...

  • @needacharger3054
    @needacharger3054 4 дня назад +1

    This distinction between the world cutting slash targeting something and automatically hitting it. Is kinda incorrect. The world cutting slash targeted the space that limitless resides and cutting through the fabric of the spacial barrier

  • @sketchysketches381
    @sketchysketches381 15 дней назад +28

    The strongest sorcerer of today versus the okayest psychic in history

  • @caitlinmay7138
    @caitlinmay7138 10 дней назад +1

    chiatzou is currently stronger than ssj goku during the frieza saga by roughly a 450,000,000 gap in power level between the two meaning that he's probably like multi-galaxy level or somethin

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo 15 дней назад +7

    Ignoring the fact that Chiaotzu HAS gotten stronger and has been training lots (Managing to temporarily paralize Base Goku in Super) , him just in the Saiyan Invasion Saga solos multiple Verses , such as Invincible .

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 13 дней назад +1

      No tf he didn't lmao what episode was this

  • @jvjohntabuac7161
    @jvjohntabuac7161 10 дней назад +1

    don’t forget when raditz(power level of 1.5-1.7k) are able to dodge special beam canon which is i heard, light speed now imagine what can 10k PL can do

  • @Shourtz
    @Shourtz 14 дней назад +4

    To be fair, Gojo just has to ask Chiaotzu what 9 + 10 is, and then immediatly open his domain expansion. Frying Chiaotzu's brain is his only way to win

    • @fledthehunter5293
      @fledthehunter5293 13 дней назад +1

      I think that math equation already fried his brain.

    • @kikor4954
      @kikor4954 9 дней назад

      Gojos domain wouldn't work on chiaotzu

    • @TurtleTracks-g1r
      @TurtleTracks-g1r 3 дня назад

      ​​@@kikor4954why? Sounds like bs

    • @kikor4954
      @kikor4954 3 дня назад

      @@TurtleTracks-g1r chiaotzu doesn't have cursed energy
      Without cursed energy the sure hit effect doesn't lock on

  • @thethirdcommet
    @thethirdcommet 8 дней назад +1

    Now what made you wake and decide to bully a deadman with a clown?

  • @mrseptember2377
    @mrseptember2377 15 дней назад +28

    No No Chiaotzu stop beating my ass Chiaotzu please stop beating my ass Chiaotzu ~ Gojo the Fraudulent One

  • @dumqunt8649
    @dumqunt8649 9 дней назад +1

    "Base Chiaotzu, please!"
    "Hmm i might show mercy just this once, Satoru Gojo from Sorcery Battle."

  • @nonope1715
    @nonope1715 14 дней назад +3

    What exactly was yuki hoping for with the black hole???
    ‘Screw you if I can’t win nobody wins ha!’
    ‘Fear not people of earth, I shall save you from kenjaku’s machinations by destroying the planet! Then he can’t get you!’

  • @genericwhitemale9566
    @genericwhitemale9566 10 дней назад +1

    The problem with putting Gojo against any Dragon Ball character is that Dragon Ball's version of KI lets characters ignore hax from someone far weaker than them. So Gojo fighting anyone beyond maybe the 21st World Tournament is pointless because his main arsenal just wouldn't work. You could maybe argue he could win if they didn't know his abilities and he overloads their brain, sort of like how Ginyu was able to hit the body change off because Goku wasn't expecting it, but chances are the moment Goku or Chiaotsu or wheoever you put him up against realizes "hey this is really messing up my head, i should stop this" its sort of game over for him.

  • @RedLights9000-f3l
    @RedLights9000-f3l 14 дней назад +3

    Gojo can block things that he can't see like sukuna's normal slashes because sukuna stated that only mahoraga and maki can see his CT and we never saw gojo being able to see sukuna normal slashes the only reason to why he had problem with poisons is because they're complicated and infinity wouldn't know what is poisonous for the body and not
    I don't think chaotsu abilities don't travel but if somehow they don't gojo will simply use simple domain to block it since the sure hit effect of domains don't travel either
    Gojo can simply play on stamina even as a teenager he can keep on guard for 3 days straight he can win he wouldn't risk opening his domain to someone who's way faster and stronger

    • @kikor4954
      @kikor4954 9 дней назад

      Gojo can't see psychic energy he can only see cursed energy
      Gojo like all people can't see inside his own body and can't telegraph the attack
      From gojos perspective he would make eye contact with chiaotzu and immediately explode

  • @afrosworld1796
    @afrosworld1796 9 дней назад +1

    damn i was spot on with my predicton id figured that gojo would make it to tian if you go off of the most fair version of him and loses to raditz if you high ball him.

  • @BraydenGallan
    @BraydenGallan 15 дней назад +4

    This the best I love your videos

  • @disgaealikerasapOG
    @disgaealikerasapOG 5 дней назад +1

    According to vsbattle wiki Gojo is only 7-B at most.
    Chiaotzu is at 5-B if not higher.

  • @donmoxxvalor9049
    @donmoxxvalor9049 12 дней назад +3

    Exactly I need ppl to use their brains. Gojo vs Tien woulda been better but I appreciate the satire

    • @ah_dan6572
      @ah_dan6572 12 дней назад +4

      Why? Ten is way stronger than Chiaotzu, it's the same result but worse

    • @Vegito_equals_best_fusion
      @Vegito_equals_best_fusion 8 часов назад

      Gojo: bald-
      Tien: SHIN KIKOHOU

  • @Dizz.y._43
    @Dizz.y._43 9 дней назад +2

    At this point farmer w/shotgun v Gojo🤷🏿‍♂️😂

  • @Dr_T0X1C
    @Dr_T0X1C 15 дней назад +6

    I must use four Saibamen and Chautzou for max kamikaze in sparkin zero

    • @notjosiah5283
      @notjosiah5283 15 дней назад

      Add Majin vegeta and Android 16

    • @Dr_T0X1C
      @Dr_T0X1C 14 дней назад

      @notjosiah5283 yes

    • @mrprince5934
      @mrprince5934 11 дней назад

      @@notjosiah5283 crashout team

  • @austinclements8010
    @austinclements8010 10 дней назад +2

    people forget but chiaotzu is a trained assassin; same as tien 🤨 dodon ray was specifically designed for speed and penetration, and doesent require charge up time

  • @Unremarkable6969
    @Unremarkable6969 15 дней назад +8

    Even Chiaotzu solos 🥱

  • @Lycan9666
    @Lycan9666 11 дней назад +1

    The only way to ask this question that ISNT disrespectful to goku is “Can they beat KID goku though”
    *kid goku standing many times stronger than a after training master roshi who casually pops the moon before the training*

  • @ChrisEntertains
    @ChrisEntertains 15 дней назад +20

    Can he beat chiaotzu tho? 😭

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +12

      I'm tired of these non planet busters being compared to Goku!

    • @NoahPhyl
      @NoahPhyl 12 дней назад

      Get your biased ass out of here who talked about Goku

  • @TheLeightspeed
    @TheLeightspeed 2 дня назад +1

    this video should have been titled: chiaotzu solos jjk verse and its not even close

  • @MarkT-ChildofGod
    @MarkT-ChildofGod 11 дней назад +4

    Dragon Ball is just busted when it comes to scaling against any anime. Master Roshi, a human, destroyed the moon with a simple Kamehameha in Dragon Ball. Like come on bro.

  • @chameleoncham3911
    @chameleoncham3911 10 дней назад +1

    Mentioning Domain Expansions in these kind of fights is always funny to me cuz there's no relevant fight where a Domain Expansion killed someone in jjk, if any instances whatsoever.

  • @crablicker7155
    @crablicker7155 15 дней назад +5

    Here in one minute of posting let's gooo!

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +1

      And cuz you're early I actualy reply to your comment :)

  • @Flow_editz676
    @Flow_editz676 10 дней назад +1

    Chiaotzu:and people called me weak

  • @Jogoat-rh5ou
    @Jogoat-rh5ou 15 дней назад +9

    I am the weakest one

  • @Chckster
    @Chckster 9 дней назад +1

    My boy you underestimated Chiaotzu. In DBS, he actually manages to hold Goku using his telekinesis. This is relevant because TK doesn’t work on those massively stronger than you as shown with Nappa. This means Chiaotzu has at least some relativity to a Saiyan beyond god Goku. This would place Chiaotzu comfortably in the universal ranges of power.
    DBS Chiaotzu vs SSJ4 Gogeta next?

  • @Certifiedgoofyman
    @Certifiedgoofyman 14 дней назад +10

    Jjk glazers crying

    • @KidGoku-g4v
      @KidGoku-g4v 14 дней назад +4

      Who knew chiaotzu was HIM haha

    • @Certifiedgoofyman
      @Certifiedgoofyman 14 дней назад +2

      I only saw that character once then never again, I always thought he was young king Kai 😂
      who knew the weakest characters of DBZ was millions of times stronger then the strongest characters of JJK

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 14 дней назад +1

      ​@@Certifiedgoofymancause he's not, imagine thinking lonks is going to be objective or know wtf he's talking about lol

    • @spooderman-official
      @spooderman-official 14 дней назад +2

      my boy there are no glazers worse than db's

    • @KidGoku-g4v
      @KidGoku-g4v 13 дней назад +1

      @spooderman-official nah dB has more down players than glazers.
      Glazers are usually kids not knowing anything. But majority of dB community themselves downplay dragon ball like how they think Goku is only universal beside ignoring the fact that there are rooms in dragon ball verse that are bigger than universe 💀.
      dB is far stronger than what average dB think tbh. It's heavily downplayed overall.

  • @popl-chan
    @popl-chan 9 часов назад +2

    It's funny that how even the weakest characters in db can solo most of the fictions 😂

  • @ZamasuWasRight
    @ZamasuWasRight 15 дней назад +16

    Damn never been this early ever I suspect chiaotzu claps

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +6

      Might start uploading at this time more!

  • @REALBirdguyvlogs
    @REALBirdguyvlogs 5 дней назад +1

    Chiaotzu wins if you disagree remember the truth is frustrating when you choose to live a lie

  • @Dante246100
    @Dante246100 13 дней назад +3

    I dunno man. Like, Chiaotzu is really really dumb. Like can barely perform basic arithmetic kind of dumb. I think Gojo has it purely on intellect alone considering that's exactly how Krillan won against him.

    • @NinjaXFiles
      @NinjaXFiles 13 дней назад +3

      All Chiaotzu needs is a tiny ki blast on Gojo's back since he cannot detect Ki
      That's how dangerous ki manipulation is

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 13 дней назад +1

      ​@NinjaXFiles it's literally stated infinity detects energy and blocks it

  • @trashmix2184
    @trashmix2184 10 дней назад +2

    What if: Bulma with prep time VS Gojo

  • @litt120
    @litt120 15 дней назад +4

    The most useless fella in DB VS the strongest scorcerer of current Era in JJK
    this is hard slap to JJK fans 😂

  • @NoU-jc4kq
    @NoU-jc4kq 10 дней назад +1

    Chiaotzu must be the Chinese sorcerer Sukuna was so scared about

  • @shaynehughes6645
    @shaynehughes6645 15 дней назад +7

    DODON RAY‼️‼️🤡👉⚡⚡⚡💥

  • @GiovanniSchedgick-dv1wf
    @GiovanniSchedgick-dv1wf 7 дней назад +1

    That little clown can dodge multiple beams from super buu

  • @Jasonash4
    @Jasonash4 15 дней назад +7

    DODON RAY☝️🤓

  • @kurozikoasu1887
    @kurozikoasu1887 2 дня назад +1

    So ironic on how a joke charracter can beat up and actual thought out charracterss

  • @mates1395
    @mates1395 15 дней назад +5

    love this its so funny (also who wins? the sayins or the crisis from Stellaris? [one of the main 3])

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  15 дней назад +4

      Not familiar with Stellaris sorry

    • @Jsipki265
      @Jsipki265 14 дней назад

      Depends on if the ships scale to their weapons, but the crisis should win most of the time.

    • @mates1395
      @mates1395 14 дней назад

      @@lonkstakes if i had to simply it its ccivilization 4 but in space

    • @mates1395
      @mates1395 13 дней назад

      @@lonkstakes ruclips.net/video/EPrspiVZccI/видео.html&t=

  • @MasonTheTophat
    @MasonTheTophat 5 дней назад +1

    Not trying to be THAT person. But people are only happy when its a random anime winning against JJK

  • @nellyomega8866
    @nellyomega8866 15 дней назад +4

    I get dragonball scales higher by a lot, but chioatsu is an idiot , bro got defeated by being asked to count numbers. I think in character Gojo would find a way to outsmart him, he has RCT so he has some leeway to his organs being attacked. And he's smart enough to realise he needs to use unlimited void as his onlywin condition pretty early in the fight provided he survives the first onslaught

    • @PARZ90s
      @PARZ90s 15 дней назад +3

      Yeah I only see anime filler Chiaotzu beating Gojo because he did beat Guldo who is actually pretty strong but manga Chiaotzu is just too weak.

    • @ոakedsquirtle
      @ոakedsquirtle 10 дней назад

      you underestimate that Chiaotzu completely outspeeds Gojo and would easily be able to dodge / break unlimited void.

    • @nellyomega8866
      @nellyomega8866 8 дней назад

      @ոakedsquirtle it takes 1 second for infinity void to fry someone's brain. Let's not downplay Gojo's chances especially when it's a character like chioatsu who isn't very bright and has no real feats of his own

    • @ոakedsquirtle
      @ոakedsquirtle 7 дней назад

      @@nellyomega8866 infinity has to completely envelop you since it's not an open domain. The speed that takes is forever if you scale massively FTL

  • @elhadjtall3627
    @elhadjtall3627 4 часа назад +1

    This made my day lol thank you 😂

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  3 часа назад

      Thank you for the super thanks!

  • @Kaz999998
    @Kaz999998 15 дней назад +6

    I think Gojo would win not because hes stronger, but because he's far more experience and had a higher battle IQ. I can see Chiaotzu getting overwhelmed by Gojo's perceived strength and causing him to make a lot of mistakes.
    I think its more likely Gojo outsmarts him though Chiaotzu does have the tools to beat him.

    • @GLITCHES-r3u
      @GLITCHES-r3u 15 дней назад +1

      Shut your crap UP

    • @IamHim-z6i
      @IamHim-z6i 15 дней назад +2

      Chiaotzu is a part from z fighter he cant even see him or react with him gojo is getting one shoter like sukuna fight

    • @Member0403
      @Member0403 14 дней назад

      At some point, IQ doesn't really matter. Your 150IQ won't help against a Hydrogen Bomb

    • @Member0403
      @Member0403 14 дней назад

      At some point IQ doesn't really matter. Your 150IQ is not saving you from a pride of lions

    • @Kaz999998
      @Kaz999998 13 дней назад

      @IamHim-z6i If Chiaotzu locks in, maybe, but we're talking about a character who has never won a single fight in his canon verse. (Unless you count the filler where he wins 1 fight.)
      Like I said before, he is technically stronger than Gojo, but I think it's more likely that he makes mistakes or gets outsmarted.
      It's like putting a strongman against an MMA fighter; strongmen in general have better speed, stamina, and strength than MMA fighters, but it comes down to skill and fighting experience. Gojo constantly gets pressure tested and has come out on top many times vs Chiaotzu always folding under pressure.

  • @matthewbreytenbach4483
    @matthewbreytenbach4483 10 дней назад +1

    It's funny that you should exclude Super seeing as how that's where arguably his best psychic feat is from. Namely where he manages to at least _inconvenience_ base Goku before the Tournament of Destroyers.
    It's a horrible matchup if you use early Z anyway but it's still worth bringing Super Chiaotzu up.

  • @flames-of-magma
    @flames-of-magma 15 дней назад +5

    My goat, your disrespecting chiaotzu by making this video like he no diffs gojo 😭

  • @goldenboy8361
    @goldenboy8361 10 дней назад +1

    As expected of my GOAT Chiaotzu 🙏🏻 🔥