Why Being Batman Sucks
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- Опубликовано: 15 апр 2024
- Why Being Batman Sucks
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Narrator inspired by Morgan Freeman.
Batman inspired by Kevin Conroy 
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Time management and multitasking is Batman's true superpower.
Not to mention his perfect memory that's allowed him to become a living archive.
and i am currently healing? from hamstring tendonitis just from trying to jog regularly
@@matthewallen2273he also doesn’t poop
@SuperRONDALE honestly, I think he has a toilet in the batmoblie. Where else would he go?
@@matthewallen2273 He deploys batpotty.
Bro took a .1 second nap💀
I thought you were joking at first 😂
😂
batman can go through all stages of sleep in and second
it was 5 minutes actually
And yet he is still able to be jacked. When science has said one needs a good 8-9 hour sleep for great muscle recovery... He is able to dodge that. Mr. Wayne's probably blessed with Hercules genes 😩💪🏼🦇
He's a maxed out human basically. Thats how i always perceived him anyway.
maxed out comic book human.
@@mouse7965 what? Batman isn't real life?! Who could have known!!
His peaks are actually close to real world records though. Like with dead lifts and stuff.
@@haphazardprism His peaks are close to real records and stuff but a human couldnt be as good as he is at everything. Sorry for being pedantic lol idk why I commented
I'm sorry but it's physically and mentally impossible for any human to live like Batman. Even a Billionaire wouldn't pull it off.
He is as perfect a specimen of a human as is physically possible.
Imagine batman on 8 hours of sleep. A bad day to be bad
damn, Gothan would be cleaned off of all it's evil in a matter of hours
lol he’d drop in smiling
Batman has never overestimated himself, he has been conscious that some thug or one of his rogues would get lucky.
yeah I really liked that 'thug who gets lucky' line, he is always prepared but he always knows he could be killed by sheer bad luck anytime
He needs to die of old age, lest one of his enemies be able to credibly claim to have killed Batman and from that claim assume the kind of criminal power that could bring down Gotham. Batman is smart enough to know this... hopefully.
@@Yibambe.See Batman Beyond
@@Yibambe.That's where guys like Red Hood step up and force the criminals to fear something darker and think "They killed Batman but he gave them a hundred chances. Red Hood doesn't give you one"
@@RagingCookie127 true, red hood badass like that
Batman. A man of focus, dedication, and sheer force of will.
His willpower boarders on superhuman.
And plot armor.
@@Gravedigger933Absolutely
I once saw him beat ten armed men on a street with his fists… with his fookin’ fists!
@@megatronsroyalemissary382 he is plot armor maniac XD
Who says being Batman is fun?
adam west made it look pretty silly and fun
Well, this ain't your Adam West Batman.@@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr
Maybe anyone who is the opposite of Batman. Not in good shape and not rich. With all that intelligence and money you'd think he'd research impact/puncture/bullet proof armor or something akin to the black panther suit. No reason he shouldn't be trying to run out at night as durable as superman. Or have suits like ironman that can be used essentially as a Banebuster like there is a Hulk buster suit.
@@e.m.ldonahue5605 I don't think you have to be rich and hard working to understand that Batman's job is extremely hard
me, im batman
Challenging would be grossly underselling it. How is he still alive? Their's no way he's human.
He's a metahuman
he is a human with strongest plot armor
@@MeatBunFul he is not metahuman in most universe
He’s not real so there’s that
@@funfries3857 Considering how in the latest run he fell from space and survived reentry with nothing but his basic suit and no utility belt, I'd say he's a metahuman and that's the main continuity.
This why kingdom come Batman’s physical need for an exo makes sense. Bruce’s crusade destroyed his body, there was no way he’s coming out of his war without being crippled in some fashion.
He's also crippled in the Batman beyond series as well due to all of his scars and injuries, he also had a heart attack.
IS BATMAN ON STERIODS?
Batman war on crime is poverty.
Something similar happened to the Punisher in Jason Aarons run of Punisher Max, by the time he was sixty, it was torture for him just getting out of bed, his legs would go numb at random times, his fist would creak so bad it hurt and so on and so on. His doctor also told him that it years of wounds not healing properly, the need to go into combat as soon as his body could move took a toll on him, just as Batman.
@@chesterclarke1564venom*
Joker: pay me and I will kill superman
Lex: you expect me to believe you can kill superman when you can't kill a mere mortal?
Joker: there's nothing mere about that mortal!!!
Joker knows what's up
batman ones jumped lex while lex was in his battle suit and humiliated him and did a take over of his company at the same time while forcing lex to beg it to stop
@@all9472for real? Where’s that from that’s so bad ass.
@@andyf3269I’m looking too. Where is it?
The original 90s Batman Superman movie I think, or the Superman animated series episode where they team up, one of the two
It’s also canon that he relies heavily on painkillers.
In Batman Beyond, Batman is dying from liver failure at one point due to “pain killer abuse” to keep him going during his Batman career.
That and abuse of terrible Anibal steroids and other supplements that he's been using for all his life no mere human model, mortal was not meant to do this for all eternity itleast 28 years sure but no more!
Wasn't that in a comic too where he tried to play off the pain as "tolerable?"
That's not really consistent, though. Sometimes, he's seen regularly relying on painkillers. In other issues, he's outright stated he hardly ever uses them because of their addictive and mind-altering qualities.
Being Alfred is no treat either since he does the most work to maintain Batman's equipment and likely handles his nutritional requirements and has had to teach himself extremely complex medical procedures in order to prevent Bruce from needing to go to a hospital, where his injuries might provide a clue to his identity.
"Over the years and in various stories, Alfred is said to have had many other jobs prior to becoming Batman's butler, including actor, intelligence agent, medic in the Royal Air Force and member of the Royal Marines, British Secret Service and the British Army's Special Air Service."
Bring. Alfred. Back.
He doesn't have to know "extremely complex medical procedures". He only has to know some suturing. He's not a medic. Bats needs to go to the hospital if anything goes too wrong. That's why he has a special suit. Also, he can justify many of his wounds with his training methods.
@@bobfg3130 Probably, yeah, but I could swart it was mentioned or shown that Alfred has been the one to perform some surgeries on Bruce.
Poor Alfred,
He deserved so much better than to rot out his life under the shadow of the Waynes
If you think being Batman is fun, wait till you hear this?
Was it supposed to suck? It still sounds fun to me.
@@Siddhant_Banerjeeignoring the fact that batman almost got killed based on the scars on through his body, dangering his life in his stressfully routine activity and not mention also there is many bones that doesn't heal properly? Yeah it is fun to be batman.
@@Siddhant_Banerjee multiple broken bones don't sound fun
I still think it’s fun does that mean I’m a psycho?
@@pencintahewan234 Just proves that he's only human despite his amazing feats.
Dude has propably the strongest willpower for a reason.
Yet worst coping mechanisms ever.
Yeah, parents getting shot is terrible. But with Alfred, billions of dollars and access to therapy he really shouldn't be so suducial with his life.
There are kids that were child soldiers who become more stable than Bruce.
@@matthewallen2273 Bruce Wayne died with his parents. There is only Batman now.
@Gravedigger933 am I the only one that wants him to actually heal his mental trauma?
Hal jordan and Green Lantern have more
@@WannabeWryter You didn't saw dc metal Bruce...
He's in a world where he could ask Clark to use Krptonian Tech in the Fortress of Solitude to repair him. Take a dip in the Lazarus pit or even ask magic users to undo the damage. He has dozens of options to side step this problem.
The Lazarus Pits have the side effect of causing temporary insanity and if used too much will result in addiction.
@ianfinrir8724 that's why ras al ghul lost his sanity ??
@@michaeljosephjackson2364yes
The kryptonioan tech has always been the most iffy technology in the series. Never developped apon.
Magic is iffy as well as it takes more then it gives(depending on continuity)
Lazarus pit is as you would be able to tell. Very risky towards the sanity of the bat
The bat is built different.
He has to be, otherwise a Human being wouldn't last a single day lol.
Not true...some humans have the ability to endure physical damage and still function normally as long as they are fit and in shape.
The fact that Bruce is able to endure all this everyday is endearing imo. Shows his resolve.
I personally think he's a metahuman of some kind. There's no way he can do all this with just "resolve" alone.
@@erubin100 He is. Just like Captain America “peak human” is metahuman
@@kingol4801 Captain America is an enhanced human. His capabilities are beyond what any human could even hope to achieve. Batman has peak human condition. He's at the limit of what a normal human can be.
@Gravedigger933 Cap is Cap due to 1-time steroid use. Bats is Bats due to Plot Armor 😂
Well some depictions can’t handle it. Bales Batman retired for 8 years early into his 2nd year cause he couldn’t handle it, then he comes back and retires again
Been training like Batman for 40 years..Still ripped af at 53 years old!!!
Just checked your channel garageman brutal training keep it up grandpa💪
Wonder Woman has taken him to the healing chamber of Themiskyra more than once.
In which issues or stories does this occur?
do you mean her bedroom?
@@jimmyjam5453 cat woman claw marks 😏😏😏😏
Bet that pissed off the Amazonians.
@@jimmyjam5453 If I couldn't get to the Healing Chamber of Themiskyra, Wonder Woman's bedroom sounds just as good.
Meanwhile Iron Man: ok, who wants some drinks?
-no sleep
-always in pain
-have to constantly see the worst of humanity
-eternal grief
-always lying to keep your identity a secret
-can't truly form bonds with anyone
yeah, no thanks. a lot of dudes see the physique, intelligence, and wealth but what's the point of having those things if you can't enjoy it.
He is hero, and it comes down to sayings, unfortunately, but I believe that one day a hero will come along in the real world and help in any way he can, Because the world could really use it right now.
All of this...and having to run Wayne Enterprises on top of it.
Share holders, appointed officers and investors run Wayne enterprises. Wayne just makes the executive order
I love listening to Morgan Freeman narrate my favourite comic books.
Your choice of music and background sounds really sets the mood
Why would anybody think it was easy to be an ordinary human going against OP aliens, Gods, super/metahuman, with the normal (if you want to call them that) people using guns, explosives, acid, or are just the greatest fighters in the verse?
Pssstt literally super garry stue with super plot armor, but you guys just wont admit it and didnt even want to accept that.
@@funfries3857now you know that’s not happening lol
@@funfries3857 all fictional characters are written that way, why bring it up? If anything the video shows that Batman has the least amount of plot armor because every time he was shot, stabbed, hit, etc… it left a permanent mark, along with the other struggles he went through.
@@ginnungagapabyss5639 sorry but no, Batman is literally with the deus x machina plot armor
@@funfries3857 “deus ex machina, a person or thing that appears or is introduced into a situation suddenly and unexpectedly and provides an artificial or contrived solution to an apparently insoluble difficulty.” that he is, but your first comment made him out to just be a character with massive plot armor as if he's getting away without a scratch or without any permanent side effects, going against everything in this video, and 98% of the lore on Batman.
20 miles a day at 4:50 a mile, I don't think a young healthy kid would have cartalige left after day 1
David Goggins
Shiiiiiiit, he already doesn't have any cartilage in his knees.@@Aristocratic13
I mean, it's what the cross country coaches try to push everyone towards.
I thought it was weekly?
It's canon that Bruce has had all his injuries healed several times that I can think of. Whether it's through falling into a Lazarus pit, that thing similar to a Lazarus pit but without the bad side effects located in Nanda Parbat iirc etc. Really though Bruce should have tech that keeps him in top physical health without the need for mystical healing waters when you look at his resources and what's possible in the DC universe. But obviously writers like to push the gruelling aspect of being a human vigilante.
It's what sells and DC's profits are what keeps Gotham alive.
Bro you’re missing the point that money alone cannot heal this many injuries. That’s why after some years of breaking bones and scars, I dip in these healing chambers well provide the bat with a fresh structural body
Which is why "realistically" The Batman would have a very short career. 1-4 years. That would be with severe injuries that took time to heal. As in months. Intermittent active time about half that. Makes the Dark Knight trilogy seem a bit less removed from fantasy. It took him about one year to clean up Gotham after 7 years of traveling the world and training (organized crime in hiding, prisons filled with convicts), and at the end of Dark Knight, he retired. Came out of retirement as a cripple (magic brace suit = fixed), 8 years later (spine broken; miraculous recovery, magic suit?) for one last caper.
But if he was "The World's Greatest Detective" (not the World's Greatest Non Super Powered Being) who also happened to be reasonably physically capable, as opposed to someone who trains harder than the best professional athletes in the world, and outperforms every non super powered person with "micro sleeping" and no performance enhancing drugs, maybe 10-20 years. Closer to a typical combat arms military career, which end in staffing desk jobs, not field jobs.
But hey: comic books. Inspirational heroes. Not aspirational. They're great, but trying to shoehorn them into reality...
Two things: 1) Spandex is sexy, but for God's sake get some freaking armor incorporated into your suit. Being stabbed by an umbrella is no way to go.
2) Batman regularly hobnobs with aliens with access to futuristic technology, and literal gods, demi-gods, and magic users. Do you think maybe they might get him some advanced medical treatment for the many bat-boo-boos he has accumulated over the years? Bonus point: Because of all the incredible adventures he's had over the years, being exposed to weird tech and magic, is it possible that Batman is no longer merely human but has become a meta-human? If not, why not? Think how much more effective he would be if that Krytponian Drug he was taking to match Superman could have been available throughout his career...
1. I definitely agree with the armour one since even in the live action movies where they try to be more realistic, Batman has some sort of bulletproof armour
2. I'm guessing with the drug you're talking about injustice, that was an alternate universe and Batman only made it because he was motivated from Superman becoming a director
Post Crisis Batman fell in a Lazarus Pit and I remuneration in that comic it said it dragged him by 10yrs
For the first one, I really do believe that Arkham Knight Batman is one of the best iterations of him, that's mostly what I follow.
I'm pretty sure he doesn't use spandex anymore, at least not as much in this age.
@chillobsidian9592 arkham batman has the best suit. It hard to watch a show like young justice and see their super uniforms get cut to ribbons with a knife. Even swat teams have better protection than robins or Bruce. It makes little sense.
Also, why wouldn't he have a gas mask as part of his suit by now? He has 3 villains, Ivy, scarecrow and joker using has based weapons every week.
@matthewallen2273 That's what I've always found so funny😂
He has plans to beat up all of his friends and even himself but he doesn't prepare for his own villains🤣
Okay, back to work!
Keep it up comic stories love your videos
This is by far your best video. We need more videos like this‼️💢
scars is 1 thing...but damn...those bone fractures. how is he even throw a punch with a broken finger is beyond me
They heal but they usually heal sideways or in a weird way. But he definitely should have enough money to make casts and splints so his fingers can heal straight. That’s absurd
"Quite challenging"
I love your understatement
A star has been born. Great video.
wow these are really engaging and creative effects you add to this. i would love to see golden age stories rendered like this, but obviously, limited appeal
Kingdom Come Bruce's body is literally held up by cybernetic enhancements. Body finally gave out.
not even being spiderman would be so nice, imagine being BATMAN
On the medical part: fractures not healed properly (the hand for example) lead to inability to move the bones correctly in the best case, or a necrosis in the worst; also would make workouts more difficult and that could lead to more injuries upon the already existing ones making perfect healing impossible.
On the sleeping part: i'm one who adopte the micro sleeping : i sleep 4/5 hours at night and from 30 mins to 1 hour and half in the afternoon from monday to saturday; in sunday i sleep without limit usually about 10 hours; i need that day of unlimited sleep or my body and mind would fall into pieces. Micro sleep can't be done infinetely without a day off. And workouts are inefficient without a good rest (unless you go on chemicals)
Hey I’m been starting to workout out lately and have the same sleep schedule, does your sleep schedule affect your own muscle growth?
yes recovery part of the workout some pro basketball players paying over 10k on recovery every month @@Elflacito
@@Elflacito muscles needs rest after workout in order to grow. Micro sleeping Is not the best solution to obtain good results. You'll grow less and you'll feel tired on a daily basis. Obviously the problem doesn't exist if you go on chemicals
@@alessiogiuffrida6172 will they grow if I get the full 8 hours? , regardless at what time i fall asleep?
@@Elflacito if you take a full complete rest yes
4:50 pace for 20 miles is insane 💯💯💯🫡
"Omni-man isn't strong. He's a super human, that's just having it easy"
-Art Rosenbaum, Invincible
love these
Great video, great voice-over voice.
can confirm, thank you for shining light on my daily struggles!!
Reminds me of Rich Froning going to the doctor and them telling him they are surprised he can walk and is not in debilitating pain. He had lost a lot of cartilage and had rotator cuff tears and bulging disc.
But he was is such good shape his body didn’t need the stability lol (for lack of a better phrase).
Or Ronnie Colman squatting 900lbs with a broken back.
Or the Late Louie Simmons bench 500lbs 2 days after a rotator cuff surgery
Strength is never a weakness.
I would have thought the suit would provide better protection.
bruce has rare disease called plot armor
There was this story in batman annual where it is revealed that bruce met a girl during his time in exile and she taught him a magical skill or something where he could heal by listening to a specific story regarding a bat, and at the end of the comic he asks Alfred to recite the story to him so he can heal
How does Batman not get a recognizable scar on his face? That cowl doesn't have a lot of protection for his mug or smile.
😂
To be fair...who is going for a lethal shot or even a kill shot...aimed at somebody's mouth?
In Batman Beyond I think that if Bruce showed Terry the way he trains and works out Terry would have become a better batman like Bruce. Terry has allot to learn before he can become just like Batman so that would have made sense.
having advanced lifter stats but then being like top 100 marathon runner with all that mass and injuries every day is weird
BATMAN/Bruce Wayne (THE DARK KNIGHT TRILOGY) fixed my life, found me and pulled me out of the lowest point of my life. BATMAN/Bruce Wayne helped me climb out of the pit. No matter how hard or painful it is, I NEED (not want) to be BATMAN. I owe it to him. It’s a responsibility and duty on my head. The biggest responsibility I have, and the best, most important thing I’ll ever do, i.e: Being and living up-to the name/title Bruce Wayne/BATMAN.
All the best Sir 👍
0:45 Damn this catwoman is THICCCCC
Ngl sounds like light work I ain’t even gonna hold you
It’s the hardest thing to do in our world for a normal human nobody could do it like Bruce.
Thanks for naming the source material
This is why Batman is the most unbelievable superhero.
2:00: that’s Superman.
You do not know how inspiring this is to a lot of people
3 mins ago is crazy
being me is so hard 😢
I only ever thought it would be fun when I was a kid. But it will always be important
@ 1:43 " in order to consistently combat evil, its essential to maintain peak physical fitness"
Challenging yes, but it also reminds us why he's the greatest, because despite it all he keeps going, even among his godlike peers, his will power trumps that of Hal Jordan i'm sorry.
It objectively does not.
Hal Jordan has universe saying “your will power is lit”.
Batman is just a poorly written joke that should not belong to a superhuman world (but does because comic book sales).
He is worse Iron Man, that gets “armours” every time he fights metahumans, but conveniently reverts back to poorly-armoured ninja after the conflict.
Batman in superhuman world does not work.
And when it does, he is very lame comparatively, if written well (look Darkwing in Invincible and his successor).
Batman's, training is #1;in superhero's!
Sleepless nights ✅
Constant stress ✅
Grueling workouts ✅
Injures that never heal✅
He’s just like me fr
Hope you post more about Batman
He is way more crazy than joker.
After all this time invested in watching Batman get hurt and not one time did I ever think Bruce was that banged up. I'm a grown ass man and I want to cry because I legit feel for the guy
This sounds fun imma do this
1:51 Batman has a 525 squat for five sets of ten. Daaaaamn.
5 reps
10 times **
@@BigWalka oh yeah, whoops. Still. 10x5 at 525 is kinda insane
@@stevescruby1343 facts !!!
0:04 no different than being in the Army.
Who looks at batman and thinks thats fun, i wish batman had a super partner that helped him with Gotham antics and didnt become evil or corrupted because of the nature of Gotham.
Closets thing to that was "Gotham girl&man" but we know how that went
It would be really fun to be Batman if it weren't for the limitations of being a human being.
@@alecaquino4306 Just be Superman then?
This made me love the character even more.
Batmam is basically John Wick with infinite plot armor.
Batman is cool, not fun
I would love it so much more if they at least tried to explain his lack of sleep as being replaced with a high quality sleep equivalent of some kind; maybe some advanced meditation technique he learned in some foreign temple somewhere that allows for hours of sleep equivalency compressed into minutes.
Micro-naps. Bruce Wayne utilizes micro-naps.
challenging is a massive understatement
Who says Batman ain’t superpowered, he just ain’t human.
Paul Zehr, wrote a book "Becoming Batman" and it goes into realistic detail about what would be required to be Batman and lets just say you might get there with years of training but your peak crimefighting will be measured in months before burnout or aggravated injury
Of course it's challenging. It's beyond challenging. That's why so many of us aspire to it. That we all fail is part of the point. Trying and failing is the process of improvement. Failing in our aspirations is the only way to ever achieve them.
Always made me wonder, when Alfred died between Btas and Batman beyond, where the show started with an older but not frail Bruce, who was treating his injuries then? Was Barbara or Dick doing it?
Quite challenging is an understatement. He's basically immune to everything that can breakdown and even kill a normal human being from his constant brutal workout routine alone.
People forget that Batman does what he does to fight his suffering, there Is no happiness in being Batman, but taking pain on yourself so that others don't have to
Impressive... very nice...
Now let's see Bruce's schedule.
Great power comes with great responsibilities
- Ben
He can keep going. He’s so driven. Amazing to see. Just remember that it would be worse being the bad guy when he catches you.
I really kinda wished they'd incorporated two plot devices for Batman. Some sort of mechanism to facilitate healing like a Lazarus pit and hyperthymesia (think super photographic memory).
The first to make his physical performance less ridiculous and the second to explain him not getting over the death of his parents. By reliving that memory every day in great detail it would explain his obsession with crime fighting.
I would be using those Lazarus pits.
It’s like hearing about David Goggins workouts
The length of this video is my bench
He still is to me a true Model of what a true man is,
A man that can bear all kind of adversities and always wiling to be the best version of himself.
I’m currently reading the Batman Who Laughs series, and in one of the conversations Batman has with the Batman Who Laughs, the villain reveals how of all of the Bruce Waynes that exist in the Multiverse, Batman is the most depressed out of all of them because he decides to keep being Batman other than retiring and finding a different life. It helped me open my eyes to what Batman’s psyche was like.
seems like a athletic genus
The artwork in this comic books is a real masterpiece
Being batman is a necessity... And batman knows it's no fun..
For whoever isn't a fan of Batman I would say you people don't know or even bothered to knowing his life his experiences or even his pains and feelings and others of 5Ws and 1H that he's doing yet it is sometimes good to bad news by having some advantages and disadvantages but doesn't means that it's easy to maintain or even get over it and letting his guard down several times unexpected situations or circumstances or even other problems that he can't get his hands eyes or his heart of his days that he can't ignores or forget after his beloved parents who left him all alone in the craziest time, world and mysteriously outcomes of his life as a CEO and a side hero of Gotham
Thought provoking
In the end bro is only a human who never give up
Apparently he needs a lightly amored suit.