+Batuhan Mutlu eric would bash your head in before he voiced anything but now a days that would be a good thing freaking reporters, refs, and fans get on players nerves.
1. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does 2. When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password. 3. Zlatan once went to cinema and the movie watched Zlatan for two hours. 4. Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan. 5. Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a question mark, Zlatan only has answer. 6. Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet. 7. Zlatan once took an IQ-test and the IQ-test immdiatly got updated. 8. Zlatan once met the Pope and made him become a muslim and then a cristian again. 9. When Zlatan crosses the immigration boards the officers shows their passport to Zlatan. 10. Zlatan once went out for bike ride and accidentaly won the " Tour D'France ". 11. When Zlatan and the priest sat in the confession chair the priest confessed his sins for Zlatan. 12. When Zlatan chops onions the onion cries. 13. When Zlatan sleeps the dream dreams about Zlatan. 14. Zlatan got shot once and now the bullet is in critical condition. 15. When Zlatan comes to your wedding you become the best man. 16. Zlatan can hear sign language. 17. Jesus could walk on water, Zlatan can swim through land. 18. Man U signed a contract to play for Zlatan. 19. 911 calls Zlatan for help. 20. Once Zlatan got the corona virus,now the virus is in quarantine. 21. Zlatan won a staring contest against Mona Lisa. 22. When Neil Armstrong was on his way to the moon,Zlatan was already on his way back home from the moon. 23. When Zlatan takes a shower the soap gets clean. 24. The corona virus wears a mask now after touching Zlatan.
TheTimbalanders oh, forget already who's the one who were saying he wants to retire from national team yet still returns, and it's not only once he did that 😏 oh, and also, remember the recent news saying that some particular superstar wants to move out from his club after getting his team smacked by their ass with those 8-2 score and even trying to sue the president after knowing that his parter is getting sacked via a phone call, but still stays yet again for another season 😏😏 sure, he doesn't throw any tantrum about goals, but he DOES throws a huge tantrum if his desires are not granted 🤔🤔🤔
TheTimbalanders not to mention having as far as getting the La Liga excecutives to beg for him to stay lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Shouldn't I be the one who asks HOW did he NOT egoistical instead? 🤔🤔🤔
Zlatan reprents the honest person inside all of us.We mostly fear to say what is on our minds to show false respect to other people.I wish more of us could be just frank with each other.
Hello Zlatan Thank you for your great football and the great interwies. The world of sport needs personalities like you, Zlatan! I wish you all the best! With sporty greetings Raphael Wellig
NEW Subtitles now available! Select 'English' in video settlings. After looking through feedback I felt like this video needs some more context and subtitles to make it more understandable. The mix of languages and accents can be hard to hear for some, so I hope that writing it in English will help. When I first published this video it was just for a bit of fun, I never expected it to get some much attention. These clips are exclusively from the 2014-15 season at PSG and the context may be less clear to people as time goes on. I am happy to add in more comments and explanations in the video if needed, so feel free to make suggestions and ask questions. I still can't believe that Zlatan is still playing at 38. I realise that some of these clips may make him seem quite harsh at times, but I recommend reading his book 'I am Zlatan' to get an insight into his mentality and background before you judge. Finally, I hope everyone is keeping safe in these times wherever you are.
Zlatan's conversation with reporter: *Reporter*: So will PSG win the next game? *Zlatan*: Only God knows. *Reporter*: Where is God? *Zlatan*: You're speaking to him right now
He has the exact same mentality and demeanour as the players i grew up playing with in Sweden projects. We used to behave like this against eachother and i love it, the competivness
+Leonardo Aldecocea Chuck Norris first has to learn being the Chuck Norris of being Chuck Norris, because the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee.
Zlatan is a great player and a wonderful person.... His personality makes him exceptional.... wherever he is whatever he is doing it's his own unique style.....
I love how the French people talk so much shit about Zlatan since he said the bad words about them. Please understand, YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ZLATAN. He does everything for PSG..
Fotroix Clan You're not really following the PSG because they don't need Ibra anymore. He did a lot for to the team in the first years he made the PSG to be known but now it's done. I wouldn't say "he does everything" but "he did everything"
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Zlatan might act arrogant but he's had a rough life, do you know how hard it is to raise two parents as a single baby.
Aris Totle LMAOO
You had me at the first half
HAHAHA🤣
😂😂😂😂
U had me in the 1st half, not gonna lie
when you interview Zlatan, you answer his questions
Zlatan doesn't have questions. Questions have Zlatan
That is proved in 2:55
Yeah that's true
2:30 Journalist asks Zlatan questions, Journalist answers them, Zlatan just listens
*You question his answers
When graham bell invented the telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Zlatan.
ROFL
Nice 😆😆
Brooo😂😂😂😂😂
Meucci*
Well that is because it was basically Nikola Tesla who invented the telephone so it all makes sense now.
Once Zlatan went to school late. The teacher punished the other students for coming early
LMFAO 🤣
Lmao
Copied
The Worst day of Zlatan’s life was February 30th. Now it doesn’t exist
Nice one. Never heard this before lol
And had a mediocre day on 29th feb, that is why it comes once in 4 years !
🙃
that one.... is good
Zlatan is the worse day for February 30th
*When Zlatan was a kid he told his parents a bedtime story.*
😂
*When Zlatans parents were scared they would sleep with Zlatan :v*
@@eiy4032 and not in the kid friendly way
@@kidnamedfingerrr 🤦
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
When Zlatan’s phone rings in a movie theater, the movie is paused.
Lmao
when zlatan installs an app they have to accept zlatan's terms and conditions
😂😂😂😂
@Qaisar Ayaz Love that one 😂
😂😂😂😂
Zlatan once missed 3 months of school.
Now people call it Summer Break.
In the UK it’s 2 months
3 months for summer break!!???When to they do their studies??
@@8r3l I'm sorry 4 u😂
@@8r3l In Germany 6 weeks 🤣
Mer Haha ja
When zlatan takes a photo . The camera smiles for him
Where are you going next? Good ebening btw
Lmao😂😂
😂😂😂
gud ebening
in the beninging
When zlatan left home at 16 he told his father, " you're the man of the house now"!!!
🤣🤣🤣
🤣
underrated
Best!
When the devil goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Zlatan.
Underrated bro😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Hé does for Jesus tho
🤣🤣🤣
😆😆😆
When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password
😂
+SwiftCross Hahaha
Oh man, that's funny shit xD
+SwiftCross Zlatan doesn't do try-outs. The rest is history.
hahaha lol
Zlatan miss school for 2 days.Those days are now called Saturday and sunday
+JfarroyoTV I go to school on Saturday...
Dumbass it's not my fault. I MUST go to school on Saturdays. Well, at least I'm not as stupid as you are.
+JfarroyoTV moron
no school missed Zlatan!
+Bryan Vazquez its not the same rules in every country dumbass
Zlatan once left a half eaten apple. A random company used it as their logo!
lmao.....
Not bad...
Hmmm let me see
It was Microsoft? 😂😂😂
That eaten piece of apple is called Samsung
huawei
There will never be another Zlatan. I hope he continues to play into his 50's!😃
He unfortunately retired today. 😢
without a doubt probably the most honest, in-your-face football player that has ever walked this earth.
Omar El'Daghestani lmfao without a doubt probably
Max Dee ERIC CANTONA.
+Batuhan Mutlu eric would bash your head in before he voiced anything but now a days that would be a good thing freaking reporters, refs, and fans get on players nerves.
dejan savicevic as well. that guy was a character
+OmarEl'Daghestani English all over again
Only Zlatan can pull out and have eleven babies.
Comment of the century xD
CommonSense0695 and sterling
CommonSense0695 THIS IS GOLD, I CRIED OF LAUGHTER
U just won comment of the year!
CommonSense0695 took me a few seconds to understand the reference. Genius.
4:53 Zlatan is about to give the referee a Red Card 🤣🤣
I imagine him being like: The ref doesnt give the cards Zlatan does Now get the fuck out
Every morning Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock.
He wakes up his clock
@@metehanozen9866 ye
Obama Bin Laden i have no idea why i wrote that
@@metehanozen9866 Sorry I have homosexuality idk
Zlatan killed two STONES with one BIRD
Ur logic is the next level
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣
4:41 Zlatan doesn't come to you. You come to Zlatan.
Texas Poon Tappa hahahahhahahahhahahhaha
Lolol the goal comes to zlatan too
cuz am THE BOSS
+Abdul Rahman lel
Brunolin rubro negro You're not.
I don’t even generally watch football but this man is something else 🤣🤣🤣
1. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does
2. When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password.
3. Zlatan once went to cinema and the movie watched Zlatan for two hours.
4. Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan.
5. Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a question mark, Zlatan only has answer.
6. Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet.
7. Zlatan once took an IQ-test and the IQ-test immdiatly got updated.
8. Zlatan once met the Pope and made him become a muslim and then a cristian again.
9. When Zlatan crosses the immigration boards the officers shows their passport to Zlatan.
10. Zlatan once went out for bike ride and accidentaly won the " Tour D'France ".
11. When Zlatan and the priest sat in the confession chair the priest confessed his sins for Zlatan.
12. When Zlatan chops onions the onion cries.
13. When Zlatan sleeps the dream dreams about Zlatan.
14. Zlatan got shot once and now the bullet is in critical condition.
15. When Zlatan comes to your wedding you become the best man.
16. Zlatan can hear sign language.
17. Jesus could walk on water, Zlatan can swim through land.
18. Man U signed a contract to play for Zlatan.
19. 911 calls Zlatan for help.
20. Once Zlatan got the corona virus,now the virus is in quarantine.
21. Zlatan won a staring contest against Mona Lisa.
22. When Neil Armstrong was on his way to the moon,Zlatan was already on his way back home from the moon.
23. When Zlatan takes a shower the soap gets clean.
24. The corona virus wears a mask now after touching Zlatan.
number 10 is the best xD
Suat Kaya Best laugh I’ve ever had! Thank you!!😂😂😂
@@basil8474 you are welcome
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao
Haha the machine does
4:50 Zlatan doesn't goes to the referee, the referee goes to Zlatan.
Epic
Boss
True that lol
*the ref comes to Zlatan
@Bilal Khalid no in hospital
If I was a journalist, I'd be so scared to interview him, he would just embarrass me and make me take up knitting instead lol
Well, it's all about saying: Sorry for taking your holy time, my holy, righteous and powerful God.
Low Budget
Tinizel The only person who should be embarrassed is Zlatan for acting like a imature boy!
+Petra Bockarovska Hater!
good u know not to be a journalist now
I love how he’s either having fun, gets angry or is just bored.
When Zlatan went to college, the college got a diploma
I felt bad for the reporter that was also a camera guy lmfao
lmao
LaRusso papiss speak to low budget haha
what about martial and his brand AM9?
LaRusso u cant hust send a cameraguy from god zlathan
@Bilal Khalid oh god you're so funny...
The greatest and most lovable ego in the history of sport
1. Muhammad Ali
2. Mike Tyson
3. Zlatan
These are the 3 ranked egos for me
TheTimbalanders lol messi's is worse than ronaldo in terms of ego
@TheTimbalanders what about Floyd?
TheTimbalanders oh, forget already who's the one who were saying he wants to retire from national team yet still returns, and it's not only once he did that 😏 oh, and also, remember the recent news saying that some particular superstar wants to move out from his club after getting his team smacked by their ass with those 8-2 score and even trying to sue the president after knowing that his parter is getting sacked via a phone call, but still stays yet again for another season 😏😏 sure, he doesn't throw any tantrum about goals, but he DOES throws a huge tantrum if his desires are not granted 🤔🤔🤔
TheTimbalanders not to mention having as far as getting the La Liga excecutives to beg for him to stay lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Shouldn't I be the one who asks HOW did he NOT egoistical instead? 🤔🤔🤔
Zlatan was sent to the principal’s office in high school. The principal is still in the detention room
😂😂😂
😆🤣🤣
Zlatan : You're a journalist or a camera guy
Journalist : Am a journalist
Zlatan :So why are you holding the camera
When King Zlatan Scores, the opponents better celebrate his goal...🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Or else we know what's happening after the match
Because its an own goal 😂😂😁
😂😂🤣🤣
when Zlatan comes to your house, you're the guest
Zlatan doesn't come to your house,
Your house comes to Zlatan.
I would know that. When Zlatan comes to my house, I'll throw him out again. And that's the end of the topic.
He stays at the door.
Michael Sturm you don’t throw zlatan away , zlatan throws you away
Zlatan is the kind of guy that you wanna have as friend but not as an enemy
When Neil Armstrong went to the moon, Zlatan's footprint was already there.
He is just unexplainably good ...n the best striker in the world ..viva la Zlatan ibrahimovic 👍
Hina Aqil He is not the best striker in the world.
Yes he is
Hina Aqil I would say Agüero is the best striker in the world
I respect your opinion ...but Zlatan ibrahimovic is the best ...no one can be as good as him
Kristoffer Kämpe why is everyone after zlatan ibrahimovic idk
Zlatan once pissed is a truck's gas tank.That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
M8...
NovaScar 😂😂😂
hahahaha you nearly killed me
When Zlatan was born, he cut off the doctor's umbilical cord.
Not his own?
@@lowlander5432 Own his not?
@@user-sy7rn6nc3e His not own?
Do you ever look at a comment and think "why didn't I write that ?"
no
No
no
No
No
Zlatans dream team:
Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan
Coach: Zlatan
just one zlatan can do it all
İ thought he was the one and only
He would add Messi for just a company
@@fieliep1040 As Zlatan says: There's only one Zlatan.
😂😂😂👍
5:33 Only Zlatan could pull out and still have eleven babies
😂😂😂😂 so true
Positive Comment
Lol! Omg!
Waaaaaahahahahahahaha
GOOD one!!! 😆😆😆🎯🎯🎯
m dead🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
3:07 Zlatan : "And you know better football than me ?"
Journalist : "No"
Zlatan : "So why are you talking ?"
End of the game
He literally destroyed him
This guy is one of my favorite football strikers of all time 😂
Zlatan does not have a big ego. All he does is speak his mind. We need more of this.
I don't even enjoy or watch football -- but Zlatan is Zlatan.
i think about whether the world will have a legend like him again
Never.
His kind will never come again, totally unique and magical 💕 and the most handsome in all the world 🌎
"This country doesn't deserve Psg"
"Vive la France!"
Zlatan reprents the honest person inside all of us.We mostly fear to say what is on our minds to show false respect to other people.I wish more of us could be just frank with each other.
Grow up
@@quitanero from someone who clearly lost his balls
"Are you a journalist or a camera guy?"
"A camera guy."
"So why you holding the camera?"
King Zlatan 😂
+Ohmeingot he said he was journalist not camera guy and then he said why you holding the camera?.... still funny as fuck XD
+Ohmeingott Lol talk about butchering it.
U dumbass
Ohmeingott lmao
Ohmeingott man your comment is so cringe, edit it please
Zlatan sleeps with the lights on. Not because he is scared of the Dark, but because the Dark is scared of Zlatan
Hello Zlatan
Thank you for your great football and the great interwies. The world of sport needs personalities like you, Zlatan!
I wish you all the best!
With sporty greetings
Raphael Wellig
Zlatan: "Follow me, follow me, nobody talks". Reporter: "Why nobody talks?". Zlatan "Because I am the boss". Ha ha ha ha ha!!! LOVE this guy :D
Omg, it's like we watched the same video.
We watched it too.
"When Zlatan comes to your house, he gives you the Wi-fi password ".
laughing my fucking god damn ass off
@@ChamaneKing me too 😂😂
Sooo good 😂😂
Lmfao
I felt like 11 babies around me 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 best one
When Zlatan got his drivers license, the rules of the road were changed. “When approaching Zlatan, you must give way”
That's true 🤣🤣
😂😂🤣🤣
From all the Footballers in the world, Zlatan is the only one whose reality show I would watch. The guy is such a unique figure lmao.
Zlatan is basically the Chuck Norris of the football world.
Pfffffft. Chuck norris wishes.
Akash Kvijay No. Zlatan wishes. Nobody goes above Chuck.
NoahUploads he's a black belt in tae kwon do
Niklas Bendtner
Real is zlatan
When the defenders tackle zlatan, they injured themselvs.
NEW Subtitles now available!
Select 'English' in video settlings.
After looking through feedback I felt like this video needs some more context and subtitles to make it more understandable. The mix of languages and accents can be hard to hear for some, so I hope that writing it in English will help.
When I first published this video it was just for a bit of fun, I never expected it to get some much attention. These clips are exclusively from the 2014-15 season at PSG and the context may be less clear to people as time goes on. I am happy to add in more comments and explanations in the video if needed, so feel free to make suggestions and ask questions.
I still can't believe that Zlatan is still playing at 38. I realise that some of these clips may make him seem quite harsh at times, but I recommend reading his book 'I am Zlatan' to get an insight into his mentality and background before you judge.
Finally, I hope everyone is keeping safe in these times wherever you are.
Zlatan's conversation with reporter:
*Reporter*: So will PSG win the next game?
*Zlatan*: Only God knows.
*Reporter*: Where is God?
*Zlatan*: You're speaking to him right now
lol 😂😂😂😂⚰
He's crasy
See above.
Omg so bad....
People are really stupid for liking this comment
"nobody talks"
"why?"
"cause İ'm the boss"
xD hahahaha
zlatan is a great guy, his smile tells us that he has a good soul.
Zlatan’s interviews are the greatest.
ibrahimovic was caught for speeding, luckily he let the officer off with a warning, the officer was never seen again
Zlatan's phone number: 911
I just love this man without any reason ❤️
When the referee calls Zlatan to come, the referee comes at him.
1:45 there's a match going on and ibrahs just sorting out his ponytail 😂😂what a bender
.
He's adorable.
These zlatan comments are the cure for depression 😂😂
One of the best players and one of the best person in football ever 💪🏻
Zlatan doesn’t come to the referee when he calls him, referee comes to Zlatan 4:45
Zlatan does not comment. Comments Zlatans!
lmfao xD
lmao
Well man, actually it should be "comments zlatan" or "comment zlatans", but still, nice joke bro
@@hommebon3331 comments zlatan
@@junglegirl5174 comment comments Zlatan
His answers are too much satisfying. I watched this video 1000 times lol.
When Zlatan takes the plane, the pilot applauds for him at the end of the flight.
1:10 he says "FLASH!"
IM DYING XD
+Fehr AlMehdar No, he's saying "flêche" which means "arrow"
flash, as in the super hero with speed for a super power, as in the fastest man alive.
I'm pretty sure I'm right about this :/
+Fehr AlMehdar no he said "fleche" because in France there is an expression : "rapide comme une fleche" (quick like an arrow) ^^
+Krossice but he does never speak french he has surely said flash
zakka encore
man i'm french and i'm a PSG's supporter so i know he can speak french, not good but he can and he said "flèche"
His birthday celebrates Zlatan.
He has the exact same mentality and demeanour as the players i grew up playing with in Sweden projects.
We used to behave like this against eachother and i love it, the competivness
When Zlatan speaks of himself in the third person, it cracks me up.
Zlatan is soccer's Chuck Norris
No chuck Norris is the zlatan of karate
+Leonardo Aldecocea no Lord Bendtner is
+Robin J ...
+Leonardo Aldecocea What is soccer ? It's Football.
+Leonardo Aldecocea Chuck Norris first has to learn being the Chuck Norris of being Chuck Norris, because the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee.
What a boss
あ あ%xxsdddf
'Time' asks"Can I get more Zlatan?"
Zlatan is a great player and a wonderful person.... His personality makes him exceptional.... wherever he is whatever he is doing it's his own unique style.....
03:40 because i'm the boss! LOOOOOOOOOOOL killed it!!!!)))
i died at that bit
journalists**
+==/A\== Zlatan doesn't speak German
German speaks Zlatan
Сергей Авакян hahaha im sure his teammates really like him for how he brings good humor to the game.
What did the journalist ask?
Football will not be the same without Zlatan!
Another icon mabye
this hurts reading that now after he retired :/
I hope you are still alive Log1cTech
When Zlatan celebrates birthday
He wishes others
Nothing is funny
@@sinisamarkovic8282 Funny is nothing.
@@cr7thegoat951 Is funny nothing
@@b.097 *"Nothing is funny"*
"PSG doesn't deserve to be in this country, we're better than all of you"
Straight facts
1,000,000 views!! Thank you guys 👌
+IciC'estSports zlatan is a beast and very funny
+IciC'estSports Almost 2
pls song 00:06 00:20
+IciC'estSports over 2 mil
+batista35500 It deserves all the views
lmao this guy, a legend ^^
I don't know if he is the best person but I really like him being honest and true to himself. And my favorite. definitely.
People who came back to watch this after his retirement are legends
I love how the French people talk so much shit about Zlatan since he said the bad words about them. Please understand, YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ZLATAN. He does everything for PSG..
Fotroix Clan You're not really following the PSG because they don't need Ibra anymore. He did a lot for to the team in the first years he made the PSG to be known but now it's done. I wouldn't say "he does everything" but "he did everything"
When he was playing they won barca but when he wasn't they lost
+suhail alhameli you are a french when you are gonna say that you have to say beat when they was gone they beat barça xd
I'm not French
Yeak we dont need anymore but anybody can deny that without him PSG WOUldn't Have been the french champion 3 times in a row
When Zlatan left the house, he said to his dad : your the man in the house now.
I can't wait to see he managing a team 😁💀
'' You players on the bench are luckier than the ones playing, because you get to seat next to Zlatan! ''
4:43
COME OVER HERE! COME OVER HERE! COME OVER HERE!
And at the end, the referee is coming towards Ibrahimovich
:-D
Ibra doesn't come to ref
Ref come to Ibra
Zlatan was the one who killed the "Dead sea".
LMAO
France still doesn't deserve PSG, even with Zlatan out of town.
Zlatan: no body talk
Team mates: why ? No body talks
Zlatan ; bcz I'm the Boss 🦁
Welcome to Zlatan Manchester United!!
Then he left
Grace Makhisa No, Manchester United left Zlatan !