Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic: 1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. 6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police. 8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong. 10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. 11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive. 12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan. 14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
Zlatan was that rarity in modern football, a man with a strong character, not scared of anything the media throw in his way. Lets face it, most footballers are quite immature, and sorely lack in the Character department. They are scared to express their thoughts, often rightly so, as they have very little understanding and insight of life outside of football. But not Zlatan, he is much more worldly and can communicate on most topics, a rarity that the game sorely needs. And he is a Great footballer to Boot!
That girl from the Vitamin prank was a boss, i mean, if Ibrah doesnt intimidates u, nobody will. For a short time ive thought he would have problems with teammates with his superior attitude and absurd hunger in games, but hes such a clown and so damn friendly. Yes, nobody is perfect... but hes without a doubt the perfect Zlatan. The greatest character in football by far and one of the best ive watched playing. A beast, a lion, a King a forever Legend. The sky is the limit never made more sense.
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Zlatan once missed 3 months of school.
Now people call it Summer Break.
,
😂😂😂
no, its zlatan break
hahahahahaha
I missed all years of shool, but thats why i work in construction now
Now 6
When zlatan comes into your car, you are the passenger.
Camila Cabello maybe you are bro.
you are the car
Nah, you r a taxi driver 🚖
When Zlatan comes in your car it's a submarine.
Fiat 500 hahaha
Zlatan doesn't celebrate his birthday, the birthday celebrates zlatan
🤣👊🏻
And he says you are welcome
When zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password
You give him your WiFi password
@@skipperofschool8325 wooooosh!
You are the guest
Jajaja
Its his house now
football needs more characters like zlatan. plays tough like the sport should be played.
Yes like shoalin soccer
And he is funy
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Zlatan
Lmfao xD
Hahahahahahahahahha
DavieSparkles 22 😆😆😆😆
Classic 😉
Zlatan isn't afraid of dark, the dark is afraid of Zlatan
All of his teammates love him. look at the sweden clip, he is not arrogant, he is confident
How can you not love Zlatan?!
What an amazing character and personality
If have 1% of zlatan personality i would have conquered my school
When zlatan commits a foul to u, u say sorry 2 Zlatan
Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
ROTFL.
Upvote for the Arsenal reference
Sounds like Chuck Norris...
11 is concerning.
Arsenal lmfao
"I ... I...I am socially.. skilled" ... , Zlatan ... C'monBruh
"What super powers would you like to possess?"
"I allready have them"....thats the Zlatan we love man
Zlatan is not funny funny is Zlatan
Lucy Granger W
Lucy Granger zlatan didnt lose his virginity virginity lost zlatan
awv mirage loooool
When Zlatan pulled out. Jesus was born
I agree
When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest. *rotfl*
I like when Zlatan is making a joke and everybody around him is shocked!!! Amazing :))
That’s the class clown in him coming back even if he’s older 😂
Never fold Zlatan
'My wife's apple cake' 😂
Died at that 😂😂😂
Hahahah :D
He is very scared of his wife 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@thanos7770 she's ugly too. Τοο plastic ..
Zlatan was that rarity in modern football, a man with a strong character, not scared of anything the media throw in his way. Lets face it, most footballers are quite immature, and sorely lack in the Character department. They are scared to express their thoughts, often rightly so, as they have very little understanding and insight of life outside of football. But not Zlatan, he is much more worldly and can communicate on most topics, a rarity that the game sorely needs. And he is a Great footballer to Boot!
The vitamin guy was the best. lol
Amaan Sayed that drink is soo fucking good
Zlatan doesn't speak French. France speak Zlatan.
It seemed like that at the end of the video.
:)
One of the biggest characters in football ever, if not the biggest. Brilliant.
Zlatan doesn't joins the team the team joins Zlatan :)
"when zlatan comes to your house you are the guest" LOL
During an emergency, 'time' asks "how much Zlatan do I have?"
What a guy! Most probably last real character in football. Young players got PR guys. Zlat is PR guy and player in one body.
"No, Zlatan folds for no one!" That killed me x'D
Ibra-cadabra😂
Divine Sins Of Who I Am yee we call him that in sweden :)
Joschua Bluhm nej det gör vi inte
@@WhispaOW bruh
Dark_Whispa stoopid
Reply if ur a BOOMER stfu boomer
That girl from the Vitamin prank was a boss, i mean, if Ibrah doesnt intimidates u, nobody will.
For a short time ive thought he would have problems with teammates with his superior attitude and absurd hunger in games, but hes such a clown and so damn friendly. Yes, nobody is perfect... but hes without a doubt the perfect Zlatan. The greatest character in football by far and one of the best ive watched playing. A beast, a lion, a King a forever Legend. The sky is the limit never made more sense.
3:17 i dont know suarez be a psg fans
@Uki Bulka 😂
When Zatlan left his house to be a football player, he went to his dad and said: now you are the man of the house while im away.
i love that guy!
I love this man ...the attitude...all
2:14 he literally saved Pastore from a red card
yeah that's right ahaha
Zlatan is the best!
the best is zlatan
Is the zlatan best
I admire this man so much!
That dude over Zlatan’s right shoulder was feeling the luvs. “I got to play with Zlatan and set up some of his goals!”
He’s got a great smile ❤
Legend has it that the alphabet Z was invented when Zlatan was born...🤣🤣😂
Hmm what?
Starting lineup for Sweden
Zlatan
Wtf
When Veratti cries a river behind Ibra during his speeche at Parc de princes, u know how big rolemodel he is.. beautiful moment ☆
2023 the best of the best, good retirement legend ❤🐐
All around - Such a great man in football history ever live.
1:20 Zlatan and his minions =)
3:39 they even sound like em XD
That's a legend right there 😂
Imagine if Zlatan still played as the first option striker at PSG today, what a trio it would´ve been with Mbappe and Neymar.
my Favourite everything ever ...i love him
6:17 zlatan dont fold for anyone looll hahahaha
Warrior and born leader.His dry sence of humour wins the watch.
i love Zlatan ....he is only scared of Zlatan ....no one else😂😂
Indeed he is one of a kind 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
2:14 damn!
1:42 is pure gold XD XD
Absolutely already a Legend!!!
#zlatan is a legend
I'm sure
Zlatan went too far with the bike guy
It was a Comedy Show
I died when I actually saw the guy on the bike 😂
@@gdavies4 i play football you ride the bike.... made my day
It’s a real shame, Jesus will punish him for his sins. *SIGH!*
@@dopem0n Zlatan will punish Jesus for his own sins.
I cried on the last clip
His kind of voice fits for a role of a head of mafia. He can easily act the role of mafia in movies.
There are no Zlatan funny moments
There is only Zlatan SAVAGE moments!
legend 😂😂💖
Queria que ele viesse aqui no Brasil,eu nunca vi um jogador tão bom e engraçado.
When Zlatan Drives, Everyone Moves Out The Way As If An Ambulance Is Coming.
When graham bell invented the telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Zlatan.
2:11
Tv crew: "What superpowers would you like to posses"??
ZALTAN: I already have them..
Tv crew's brain: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
he got some style that why i like him
Stutters every sentence, can barely say a word.
“I am very socially skilled”
He speaks swedish french italian and English fluently. Nice and wise player
And bosnian,and croatian since his mother is a croat and father bosnian
When he said 'remain in my heart' I died hahaha
He is also quite loved by a lot of players. My kind a guy
living legend
Haha i love this man
I play football. You ride a bike.
AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN
usualy underneat that tough guy persona there is a golden heart. Many people dont understand this. They judge people on the surface.
When ...Zlatan comes 2 ur house ur the Guest ....😂😂
When zlatan goes to an interview, he’s the one asking the questions
You cannot control Ibra
Per me è stato ed è tutt'ora il più grande di tutti i tempi.
Let's enjoy this great man whole he's still here
When Zlatan is at your home, you are the guest 😂
Zlatan is for ever the best player ever i love his playing so mutch he is the King of King,s for ever.!!!
Zlatan doesn't need nutrients , the nutrients needs A - Zlatan
thank you for vídeo hahahahahaha
zlatan never comments. comments do zlatan.
Zlatan ist der goldene König das Fußballs
i LOVE the girl Nicole that gets interviewed.. she speakes swedish with a finnish accent :) so nice to hear !!!
Zlatane stari..Volim te..! Eto znaj da te voli neko koga ne znas...
Legend is a ZLATAN!!!
When Zlatan looks in the mirror nothing appears because there can't be a second Zlatan.
merci Ibrahcadabra 😂
ZLATAN JE INSTITUCIJA BOSANSKA....NAJBOLJI SI ZATO TI JE IME ZLATAN I BOSANSKI DIJAMANT..Ibracadabra
He's hilarious lol
Zlatan doesn't need vitamins,vitamins need Zlatan.
BIG ZLATAN MINHA INSPIRAÇAO
Yes this is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Zlatan: Who is your favourite football player
Also Zlatan: "A killer's look like saying choose me or I will..."
😂
When a player fouls zlatan, the player gets injured
THE ONE AND ONLY!!! !!!!
When Zlatan comes to see a doctor the doctor became the patient
When Zlatan goes to Hospital,Zlatan ask what's wrong?
He: what superpower you want to possess?
Zlatan: I alreay have them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️