so true he's realy smart tf 😼 lot of celebrities get confused or attacked sometimes. The social media platform is realy hard and tuff. But he's realy seems cool and calm, the way he talks and thinking. 😎
@@Cypress-yc1mr Great Britain is the name of largest island in the British isles and since when it has 4 countries in it as far as I know northern Ireland is located on an entirely different island. you are definitely not fun in parties and you're dumb too 🤣
@@keshavsingh2086 i dont know where are you from or where do you live but you are clearly dont know anything about tbe UK. its a pain to hear what you just said 😅 read something about tbe UK and then you are gonna be worthy enough to talk to me 😉
Once upon a time, Zlatan and two divers made a diving competition. After half an hour one guy dived up and said "my oxygen tank is empty". After one hour the other guy dived up and said "my oxygen tank is empty too". After 5 hours, Zlatan dived up and said "I forgot my oxygen tank"
Man,this guy is a legend..he can be everything...he is sarcastic,intelligent,he has great confidence of himself and he is a champion in his sport. Forza Milan!
Tbh he aint that different from other intelligent persons its just the fact that it isnt all words and he actually is somebody. Is Talent (and hard work obviously) is the only Reason he is special. He is funny no doubt but you dont need to be a genius for that xd Tbh i Think like 10 ppl that liked ur comment would be able to talk like him its just weird id your not one of the best footballers in the world. Or very good at something else yk what i mean
@@kingfreddy5268 Yeah this is pretty much the case with most famous people, they excel at their speciality, and because of that people give them too much credit when it comes to other things.
i like when in the interview with Kimmel he says they went for their furniture to IKEA and Kimmel daid "rich people don't buy at Ikea" and Ibra says "smart people do" i was floored !
I know nothing about football. But watching this, i can see he is a proud guy. Not because he is arrogant, but bcs he is satisfied with what he achieved so far. He is confident because he knows himself the best and how he worked hard to get to where he is now. He said facts and he is honest! Zlatan loves Zlatan!
Ballon d'or is for one who deserves that. Zlatan is good i like his attitude & confidence but trust me he talks a lot, he talks too much trash and does nothing. He is probably the biggest ego in the world football
@@vishi4002 One of his quote is something like "i don't need Ballon'dor to prove I'm the greatest footballer". Dude, if you were greatest, then you would've won every Ballon'dor while you are playing. 🤣🤣
@@biruly Exactly thats what i was saying that he talk a lot ,& does nothing. I still remember that match Portugal vs Sweden and Sweden lost that to Portugal with 5-2. CR7 got hattrick in that match. Commentator were saying "Zlatan Ibra likes to call himself a god, but Ronaldo plays like the one".
4:11 Here you have the right translation!! Commentator: What do you think i should ask you today? Zlatan: I have no idea, isn't that your job to know that? I'm here to answer, not to ask. Commentator: You had a great chance there to control my job. Zlatan: Have you done an interview before or not? Commentator: No, not with you. Zlatan: You don't have to be nervous, it's chill. But yeah, it's a new match now and it's gonna be an exciting match and everyone is looking forward to it. We'll see how it goes and as i said, it's going to be an exciting and open match, we are focused and we are gonna do everything we can to win the game. We are gonna go with the same game system as we did here. Because when I was in Ajax we played a different game system 4-3-3, and now we're playing 4-4-2 more like the swedish game system. Zlatan: Finish on goal maybe. Commentator: How did it go then? Zlatan: Yeah, it went well. Commentator: And that means? Zlatan: That it went well. Commentator: The ball is round? Zlatan: The ball went in goal. You're welcome btw.
DannyGOaL Channel hahah yeah, its just fucked if its not right. I was like ”ok im gonna translate this for them”, half way trough i was like ”why do i do this??”
@@santiagocasier6436 When the subtitles are talking about "that shambles of a league" the reporter actually asks what Zlatan thinks the reporter should ask him. Zlatan laughs and says that he doesn't know, that is the reporters job, he is there to answer after having gotten a question. Then just some banter that Zlatan could control the reporters job... then they just talk about the game coming up. Nothing about any leagues just that the upcoming match will be exciting etc. I'm Norwegian so I can understand Swedish.
Once upon a time, Zlatan and two 2 soldiers were on a war After half an hour one guy was shot 3 times and said "My body armor penetrated through". After one hour the other was shot 6 times and said "My body armor penetrated through too". After 5 hours when the war was over, Zlatan was shot 34 times and said "I forgot my body armor"
When zlatan goes on google , google accepts his terms and conditions
Haahahha
This one is new LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 good one
HAHAHAHAHAH
@@oMeGa0122 nope he's a copypasta
Amazing comment
When Zlatan speaks your language his mistakes become new grammar rules.
🤣
😂
I will "learn" you how to speak languages hahaha 😂😂
hahaha! so right
Mistakes? Zlatan doesn’t make mistakes. It’s us, speaking the language that makes the mistakes.
When zlatan was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying
That's a good one
Very underrated comment! 😂
Hahahah
😁😁😁😁
😂 Quality
When you plan to interview Zlatan, you end up being interviewed by Zlatan
Low budget
Lol
so true he's realy smart tf 😼 lot of celebrities get confused or attacked sometimes. The social media platform is realy hard and tuff. But he's realy seems cool and calm, the way he talks and thinking. 😎
When Neil Armstrong went to the moon, Zlatan was waiting for him.
🤣🤣🤣
The Moon Went To Zlatan
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@faisalwarkaka6238 yo
😎😆
When Zlatan looks in mirror , he sees nobody because their's only one Zlatan
Or he's just a vampire.....
Copied
@@EverthingLofi so what we laugh
Lmao😂😂😂😂
Kind of creepy
When Zlatan plays Spotify the artist gets the ad 😂😂
Lmao dude your comment is way too underrated 😂😂
This deserve more likes😂
No, peter gets ads
*spotify premium*
@@bayramyildirim1586 XD LMFOA
Legend has it that Zlatan once beat a mirror at rock, paper, scissors.
It's not a legend!!! It was proved a while ago😂
Underrated comment
Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.
😂😂😂😂bro
Sick Man
😂🤷🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣
Ooooo
It’s two birds with one stone lol
Interviewer: "Donald trump is?"
Zlatan: " I don't care" 🤣🤣🤣
though he was gonna say : is dumb :3
frip lip No I’m pretty sure because he doesn’t like him haha
@@kevinemiliovlogs425 no he just doesn't give a shit about politics.
he is a sports athlete, why does he need to talk about politics? Stupid question by the interviewer tbh
I'm still laughing about it 🤣😂
Once Zlatan visited a country called Britain
It’s now known as Great Britain
Great Britain is not a country. its an island. it has 4 countries in it
@@Cypress-yc1mr you have fun at parties?
@@kingberth1plays739 depends on the average IQ level of the people in the party. im not having fun if dumb people are around me thats it.
@@Cypress-yc1mr Great Britain is the name of largest island in the British isles and since when it has 4 countries in it as far as I know northern Ireland is located on an entirely different island. you are definitely not fun in parties and you're dumb too 🤣
@@keshavsingh2086 i dont know where are you from or where do you live but you are clearly dont know anything about tbe UK. its a pain to hear what you just said 😅 read something about tbe UK and then you are gonna be worthy enough to talk to me 😉
Zlatan in Swedish: haha I'm just kidding don't worry
English subtitles: Lock your doors when you get home!
The whole Translation was wrong lol
I was wondering Zlatan is always to the point in English but why not in Swedish.thanks for clearing the otherwise perplexing doubt.. 😀
Someone has been making their own translation and the channel dont understand swedish...
That whole segment was so much bullshit. Nothing was translated. it was like the subtitles were from a different program altogether.
The translation was waaaay off only good translation was Ajax (the word)
Imagine if he had been a lawyer. Lol.
Judge would have been allowed to speak when Zlatan said
😂
LOL
😂😹
Sounds like Harvey Specter from Suits😂
He will slay😂
When zlatan come to your house you’re the guest
That is the same for every player just more special when Zlatan is there
-Are you a journalist or a camera guy?
-Journalist
-Then why you holding the camera?
😂😂😂
🤣
😂
When Zlatan is in your house you have to open the backdoor when he enters the front door to give room for his nose
I lost it when he said: “The Europa League became the Champions League ever since I put my foot there” 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
The reply is better hahah 🤣🤣
“You are poor”
@@SebboBreakMachine He said "Your paw", referring to him being a lion lmao
Ikr 😂😂😂
When confidence needs confidence, he goes to zlatan
😂😂😂
When zlatan arrived late at school,teacher scolded the whole class for arriving early
Underrated comment
Thug lifr
😂
😂😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
overused
"He is in his prime and he is 29. When i was 29 in my prime i was in Eu big diffrent. I love this man broo
he is 39
Akshay Ramakrishnan he was 29
@@aks_08 he was talking about carlos vela
He is top scorer in the league with only 3 caps and all players below him have played 5 still he has 6 goals and at the top
Its funny but its true
When Zlatan was a kid his parents used to sleep in his room when they are afraid
Thats just made my day
@@trevormhlanga7244 same 😂
hahahahaha that's a good one 🤣
@@srkfan1214 these comments are next level😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥
When Zlatan goes outside, Coronavirus wears mask
🤣🤣🤣
My comments and yours is somehow same ...But, hey I didn't copy it from you ...Stay Safe from Corona ...
I will never forget this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"So why you holding the camera?"
Gets me everytime 😂😂
😭😭😂😂
so he's low budget
@@kamalbashaaa 🤣
The journalist should say " I know better journalism than you"
@@todorsamardzhiev144 yes but still,,, lol ik
"Zlatan, is it true that you speak of yourself in the third person?" Zlatan: "No, that's not true. Zlatan would never do that."
Holy shit that got me.
Lol
That was dope
“When the Chelsea players Came around me I felt like I had 11 babies around me”🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀
Zlatan doesn’t cut his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow
What the hell 😂😂.
Fun fact: Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
STRAIGHT UP FACTS NO PRINTER
Facts
@Father Fucksalot 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
when he started smiling you are dead
True
When zlatan was born they asked him if he wanted to hold the mother
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is epic
Zlatan is so great that he speaks about Zlatan in third person.
Once upon a time, Zlatan and two divers made a diving competition.
After half an hour one guy dived up and said "my oxygen tank is empty".
After one hour the other guy dived up and said "my oxygen tank is empty too".
After 5 hours, Zlatan dived up and said "I forgot my oxygen tank"
😂😂😂😂
LMAOOO 😂
🤣🤣🤣
😹
damn nice one
Journalist: Messi or Ronaldo?
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Zlatan
He literally Said Messi in the video
@@oggee4122 Because lions don't compare themselves with humans.
250th like
When Zlatan goes to a theater ,movies eat popcorns to watch Zlatan
U made my day😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Zlatan was playing football he decided to get some rest. That‘s when halftime was created.
Zlatan: are u a camera man or a journalist
That man : journalist
Zlatan: then why u holding camera
😂😂
He interviewed the interviewer 😂😂😂
@@puneetsingh9368 😂😂
The part that killed me was "so he is low budget" he has no chill tf😂
@@puneetsingh9368 hahaha
Zlatan got no chill
Zlatan does not have funny moments
Funny has Zlatan moments.
😂😂😂😂
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Don’t leave me, don’t leave me 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rahhhhh😂😂😂
The way he “Zlataned” that journalist who was also holding the camera is absolutely genius 😂😂
So it’s low budget
"Everybody thought that I'm too old, but I came. I made the premier league look old".....Wow!!!❤️
The legend is still kicking it at 39.
I just love his confidence 😂👌
Zlatan doesn’t have confidence, confidence has Zlatan😂😂
@@clinchknot8224 indeed
Imagine if he had been a lawyer. Lol.
Feels like the confidence of a mob boss, someone like Don Corleone
@@sebassebas5886 stolen
No one is interviewing zlatan, zlatan is interviewing you
Interview is being Zlatan'd
When Zlatan goes to a restaurant the waiter tips him
When zlatan does a push up he doesn’t lift himself up he pushes the world down !
Burst my brain
He said "if that had been the leading goal I would leave the stadium".
😂😂😂💔💔
Stolen
😂😂😂🙌
😂😂😂😂
My man was comparing Carlos Vela to Zlatan 🤦♂️🤦♂️
Who tf Vela is? I mean who watches mls outside usa?
@@sayantanmitrabliss Vela is a decent player though.
@@adityasinha2848 he is but can’t compare to Zlatan
Exactly Wtf
That was dumb comparing Carlos Vera to zlatan, Vera was even average at Arsenal
when Zlatan installs windows , microsoft accepts his terms and conditions.
When Zlatan gets late for training
Everyone else apologises for being early
Now he’s in AC Milan again and playing at the highest level.
He isn't with AC Milan, AC Milan is with him
That Swedish translation is very wrong, like extremely wrong. Not even a single word right and I am Swedish so I know
Tänkte säga samma sak
Ja me
Ja
it was a parody video they made it seem like he was actually saying that
Det roliga var när han nämnde Ajax och dom försökte få det att verka som att Zlatan pratade om Ajax
When zlatan sits on the couch the T. V watches him
This man is one of the greatest living legends in world football.
Zlatan has dog in his house so that it could save thieves from *Zlatan*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@marcuspoosz2190 bruh it's thieves. There's no such thing as theifs in English. If you wanna correct someone do it correctly.
@@marcuspoosz2190 first you learn English
@@iamthepirateking9000 i didnt say thiefs.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You're confident man! Would you say that?
- I am Zlatan 😂😁
*Zlatan doesn't teach you, he learns you*
When zlatan is late for something, everyone apologies for being early
Man,this guy is a legend..he can be everything...he is sarcastic,intelligent,he has great confidence of himself and he is a champion in his sport. Forza Milan!
Tbh he aint that different from other intelligent persons its just the fact that it isnt all words and he actually is somebody. Is Talent (and hard work obviously) is the only Reason he is special. He is funny no doubt but you dont need to be a genius for that xd
Tbh i Think like 10 ppl that liked ur comment would be able to talk like him its just weird id your not one of the best footballers in the world. Or very good at something else yk what i mean
Still huge respect for him obviously. Hes clever no doubt and Hes a great footballer. Nohate against him or you :)
@@kingfreddy5268 Yeah this is pretty much the case with most famous people, they excel at their speciality, and because of that people give them too much credit when it comes to other things.
i like when in the interview with Kimmel he says they went for their furniture to IKEA and Kimmel daid "rich people don't buy at Ikea" and Ibra says "smart people do" i was floored !
OMG me too haha!!
Who was the best player this weekend?
“So it’s a low budget” imagine how this journalist felt that moment 😂
I know nothing about football. But watching this, i can see he is a proud guy. Not because he is arrogant, but bcs he is satisfied with what he achieved so far. He is confident because he knows himself the best and how he worked hard to get to where he is now. He said facts and he is honest! Zlatan loves Zlatan!
Ballon'dor has been chasing zlatan for ages and it Still haven't caught him yet.
Ballon d'or is for one who deserves that. Zlatan is good i like his attitude & confidence but trust me he talks a lot, he talks too much trash and does nothing. He is probably the biggest ego in the world football
@@vishi4002 he isn't. smh
@@vishi4002 One of his quote is something like "i don't need Ballon'dor to prove I'm the greatest footballer".
Dude, if you were greatest, then you would've won every Ballon'dor while you are playing. 🤣🤣
@@biruly Exactly thats what i was saying that he talk a lot ,& does nothing. I still remember that match Portugal vs Sweden and Sweden lost that to Portugal with 5-2. CR7 got hattrick in that match. Commentator were saying "Zlatan Ibra likes to call himself a god, but Ronaldo plays like the one".
@@vishi4002 🤣🤣. He thinks he is a Confident person but actually he is just a rude tarash talker.
How dare you compare him with carlos vela ?
Stupid question
That interviewer was stupidest person I've ever seen!
Zlatan is the best player to never win a champions league!
Toughest defender Maldini! Probably the best left back I ever see play!
@@stevebrooks8875 Zlatan doesn't needs Champions League, Champions League need Zlatan! Period!
@@sheenawaddell2
There's No Video On Your Channel 🤦🏻♂️
When Zlatan said "I don't care", Trump got dismissed !
The 69 th like
That was the answer you give when you support the candidate but don't want overwhelming negative backlash for speaking your mind.
@@simplelife88393 or vice versa
Zlatan turns the pillow to the warm side
"Europa League became Champions League ever since i put my foot there" -Zlatan
10:22 Even Zlatan is afraid of ‘wife’ 🥴🤠
Every intelligent man fears the "big boss"
@@zeniobr birlliant answer
he has respect to woman, and intelligent, smart men have respect to their wife
Thats called respect, doesn't mean u are afraid or anything
If Zlatan was a lawyer the judge would need permission from Zlatan to speak
Even Zlatan is scared of his wife, how could you expect to dominate yours?
His wife is more badass than him. Or only badass woman can stand by him.
5:38 Zlatan: U want to learn how to score?
Also Zlatan: Come to my school, I'll learn you how to score! 🤣🤣
3:17 most brutal true answer of the century
When Zlatan went to school the teacher didn’t give him homework, he gave the teacher homework.
4:11 Here you have the right translation!!
Commentator: What do you think i should ask you today?
Zlatan: I have no idea, isn't that your job to know that? I'm here to answer, not to ask.
Commentator: You had a great chance there to control my job.
Zlatan: Have you done an interview before or not?
Commentator: No, not with you.
Zlatan: You don't have to be nervous, it's chill. But yeah, it's a new match now and it's gonna be an exciting match and everyone is looking forward to it. We'll see how it goes and as i said, it's going to be an exciting and open match, we are focused and we are gonna do everything we can to win the game.
We are gonna go with the same game system as we did here. Because when I was in Ajax we played a different game system 4-3-3, and now we're playing 4-4-2 more like the swedish game system.
Zlatan: Finish on goal maybe.
Commentator: How did it go then?
Zlatan: Yeah, it went well.
Commentator: And that means?
Zlatan: That it went well.
Commentator: The ball is round?
Zlatan: The ball went in goal.
You're welcome btw.
Thanks a lot
När jag såg hur dem hade översatt i filmen så blev jag så jäkla arg haha! Så tack för översättningen!
I was about to translate it then i was like nahhh its to long haha , people need the real translate 👍
DannyGOaL Channel hahah yeah, its just fucked if its not right. I was like ”ok im gonna translate this for them”, half way trough i was like ”why do i do this??”
Thanks a lot
Messi or Ronaldo?
-Messi
Is it better than Ronaldo ?
-“For me Messi is natural, Ronaldo is like a Transformer”.
Oh gosh
I am in love with the comments
😂😂😂
His voice is so majestic..
Love him or hate him, at least he’s got an entertaining personality, on and off field 😂😂
4:10 those subtitles are exactly 0% accurate. We out here literally creating roasts
😂 do you know what they are actually saying?
@@santiagocasier6436 When the subtitles are talking about "that shambles of a league" the reporter actually asks what Zlatan thinks the reporter should ask him. Zlatan laughs and says that he doesn't know, that is the reporters job, he is there to answer after having gotten a question. Then just some banter that Zlatan could control the reporters job... then they just talk about the game coming up. Nothing about any leagues just that the upcoming match will be exciting etc. I'm Norwegian so I can understand Swedish.
@@Acaerwen Yeah that kind of pissed me off. The subtitles does no match what they are saying at all.
@@santiagocasier6436 hes basically roasting the interviewer
I can confirm 0% accuracy. /Swedish
3:20 that was savage!! Haaa🤣😂🔥
When Santa visits Zlatan, Zlatan checks if Santa was good this year.
Living legend!!!. The most confident player who says it and does it..great great player...
Lock your door when you get home 😂
Legend has it.. He still hasn't opened the door
2:06 Zlatan doesn't get interviewed
Interviewer gets Zlatanned
Zlatan is just special. That's all there is to it.
In his Talkshows, the Interviewer is his guest
Once upon a time, Zlatan and two 2 soldiers were on a war
After half an hour one guy was shot 3 times and said "My body armor penetrated through".
After one hour the other was shot 6 times and said "My body armor penetrated through too".
After 5 hours when the war was over, Zlatan was shot 34 times and said "I forgot my body armor"
"It wouldn't cover my nose"
That self depreciation cracks me up!
5:20 interviewer: can't u get an umbrella
Zlatan: It wouldn't cover my nose
This guy is smth else😂😂😂
He never said that lol the translation is fake. Sadly :(
Mom: "what would you like to have as a present for Christmas, darling?"
Son: "Ibrahimovic' self confidence"
When philosopher got attitude
You won't get anything closer to this Legend again.... 😅
When it comes to funny, Savage and hilarious stuff this guys is A GOAT
"4:38
Interviewer: I am intimidated
Zlatan : "Lock your doors when u get home " 😂😂
The subs where fake
He dosent say that it was bs
The interviewer was clueless and ibra was just taking the piss rlly
He didn’t say that the subtitles were fake all of em thorough out the whole clip
Fake
Zlatan is no bullshit....❤️❤️❤️
Can't even imagine the fact that he is returning to the Swedish national team at 40. Jokes apart Zlatan is truly one of a kind.🔥
When Zlatan is 10 and he left his house he tell his father “Now you r the man of the house”
Bro Good One
He’s the only person that can pull this of with any other human being I would be disgusted haha go Zlatan
Rumours has it that Zlatan is the creator of the universe 🌌 😎
According to the legend Zlatan sits at the TV and watches the couch
Damn just watching zlatan boosts your self confidence
"It felt like I had 11 babies around me" hahahaa
Zlatan is the most underrated and most savage guy i have met. GOAT = ZLATAN
What would life be without Zlatan... we need the ninjastuff! It puts some spark on our life! I
l💋💋💋ve Zlatan!
My favorite player ever.. I love this guy so much 💕💕💕
2:54 THUG LIFE moment 😂