Soccer Legend Zlatan Ibrahimovic Reads His Favorite 'Zlatan Facts'
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- Опубликовано: 23 авг 2015
- A man so legendary that Chuck Norris started writing facts about him, Zlatan Ibrahimovic sat down with Bleacher Report to read some of his favorite 'Zlatan Facts.'
A special thanks to Paris Saint-Germain, the @ZlatanFacts Twitter account and Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
There is only one Zlatan.
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When zlatan comes late to the training the coach blames the other players for coming early
abood amak k
abood amak 😂😂😂😂😂
abood amak rofl
lol that's fucking gold.
abood amak loool
when zlatan left his home in the age of 13 he said to his father: "now you are the man of this house"
savage
lmaout 😂
Lol good one
LMAO
this is the best by far :D
Used Zlatan as the password
Password too strong, Try another one.
Lol
Underrated comment
@@ondaemmanuel5251 underrared af
Omg😂😂😂
Sheeeeeesh
When Zlatan install windows, microsoft accept his terms and conditions.
Lmfaooooooooo
😂😂
Lmaooooo this one made me laugh lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Loool😂
He refused to disrespect his father. Stand up guy
+Eloi Espincho i think he meant not talking ill of his father
He is a real man.
fuckboy go back to working in McDonald's so u can learn to respect everyone
george anolue read his book :) Amazing guy.
+george anolue
A policeman once stopped Zlatan for overspeeding. Zlatan let him off with a warning.
Roop J Borah 😂😂😂😂
Best 😂
I'm Deformed
Bro
It's a copy paste joke.
He just copied it from somewhere smh
Roop J Borah ahhahahhahahaah
😂😂😂😂
When Zlatan overspeeds, other cars get fined for driving slow.
Damn
LMAO
Hard one bruh🤣😂😂
🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
💀
Zlatan rubbed the lamp and said to the genie: You have three wishes
😂😂
Genie: why am I here then
Underrated
I just spat out my food reading this💀💀💀💀
@@LeMaoLeDong to make wishes duh
Zlatan stabbed a knife with a man
Powerspyin onegames I love this one every time I see it I piss myself laughing
Powerspyin onegames zlatan doesn't audition that's why he's not in arsenal
Powerspyin onegames this one had me dying😂😂
Powerspyin onegames m laughing as hell 😂😂
Powerspyin onegames I am done!!! 😂👏👌👌
Zlatan knows victoria's secret..
Radithya Joenan that's actually one of the bests
lool best
Radithya Joenan 😂
THE BEST
Radithya Joenan oml 😂
When Zlatan spell a word wrong, the dictionary change
The spelling change better 😂😂😂
Hahahahahah
underrated🤣🤣
It's contradict, Zlatan never wrong..
@@araaf1982 yea
It's nice to see that humor has a great sense of Zlatan.
lol fresh and funny
🤣😂
😂
😂😂
Zlatan uses Sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes
Bluesox On Zlatan's calender there's no April 1st because nothing fools Zlatan
Oh shit,😂😂
Lol this deserve 1k likes
@@Longey9000 well it is 1k
Lol
zlatan once kicked the earth..........its been spinning ever since.
here we have our winner 😎
lol
Daniel Pauna omg 😂😂😂😂
hahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha BEST ONE YET
Zlatan hasnt been given the balon dor coz Balon D'or doesnt deserve Zlatan.
when zlatan goes to school late, all the other students are punished for arriving too early
Underrated
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha superb
Like this🤣💯💥
It's never late for Zlatan
When Zlatan looks into the mirror, he sees nothing because there is only one Zlatan.
Barry Allen Stfu 13 year old
No, This is Patrick I was gonna make a comeback in his name, but then I saw your profile name and pic... Nevermind..
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤlendro333 ㅤ Says the guys with spaces
Creative Roach hell yhh
Creative Roach LMFAO, definitely my favorite one for sure. XD
zlatan won the world series poker with pokemon cards.
I have that bird
hahahahahahaha , i think im shitting in my pants
Haseeb Rahman lol
Haseeb Rahman this is gold
😂😂😂
Once Zlatan had a race with time, now time is still running
🤣🤣🤣🤣
ääähm yeah, this will not age well when he is dead
When zlatan went to school teachers raised their hands to talk to him
Underrated hahshsha
😂😂😂
Very underrated
Zlatan once went out for a bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Manuel Matteo Lmfao
Manuel Matteo good one
Manuel Matteo hahahha
Thanks for 500 likes guys :)
Manuel Matteo This is gold😂
zlatan does not have a reflection because there can be only one zlatan
Danial Sanderson 👏👏👏👏
Danial Sanderson False. I'm Zlatan's reflection.
Danial Sanderson W
Danial Sanderson there is only one Zlatan*
When zlatan is scared, he utters my name
When Thomas Edison invented bulb, Zlatan came to his home with a flashlight!
Lol nice one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha
nice, but not edison. it was tesla
who's Zaltan btw
Aaare bhai bhai bhai u got internet in ur village there
Wow
When Zlatan coughs, corona virus puts on the mask.
😂😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
🔥
Zlatan has a bear carpet in his living room but the bear is not dead. It is afraid to move.
+Serhan Gul legend
Serhan Gul i never been dead 💀😂😂😂
Where did you get that?? That's hilarious 😂
good one
Serhan Gul 10/10😂😂
Zlatan never misses a goal, the goal misses him
Tatleman the goal missing Zlatan, not a new story... every time!
Clorox Bleach g
When Zlatan was young he didn't used to prepare for exams
The exams used to prepare for him.
Once Zlatan took a break from playing football. Now it is called halftime
Zlatan was stabbed three years ago and the knife is still in a critical condition
This is underrated
Latest news !
Sadly the knife passed on 15th nov.
Lol
I saw this cmnt had 999 likes so you are welcome
According to the latest report the knife passed away
They said nothing could kill Zlatan..., so Zlatan found nothing and killed it
Mohamed Kurbanov 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude, that is deep!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mohamed Kurbanov 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
When Zlatan drinks water, the water gets hydrated
When mosquito bites Zlatan it gives him blood.
lol
😂
Underrated
Deddd
When Zlatan phone ring in theater, they pause the movie
So underrated looool
Damn that's a good one
Fax
They made it known as the interval
@@aryaman7907 🤣🤣 fantastic
before Zlatan was born the alphabet ended with y
KYLE HYO 1
😂😂😂😂😂
kidilosky
KYLE HYO uuu nice one
KYLE HYO legend😹
Zlatan is always right
Sometimes the truth lies
Zlatan was supposedly rejected from acting in the movie True Lies
@@SorcerorStrange he rejected them
@@rook2961 reject got rejected by zaltan
@@rook2961 i messed up !)
Hahahahaha
The year is 40 now. Anything before that is B.Z. ( Before Zlatan).
dope
Underrated comment 🤣 🤣
😂😂
😂😂😂 that literally tells you how awesome Jesus is
@@robinsonchukwu7295 Gabriel Jesus or Jesus Navas?
Zlatan doesn’t get nightmares, nightmares get Zlatan
Zlatan ordered a big mac in Burger King.... and got it.
LMAO good one!
Zlatan doesn't order tho
Hahahah sick
John Fuck burger king (anyone get the reference lmao)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I once went to work in an Ibrahimovic shirt and I became the boss.
Hahhahhahhahahahhahah thats a good one
Kyle Cavanagh really
Really underrated hahaha 😂😂
Plot twist: Kyle Cavanagh was already the boss but suffers from amnesia.
No, the shirt became the boss
When Zlatan read those comments, the comments likes Zlatan
When Scientists successfully travelled forward in time,Zlatan was already waiting for them
Zlatan once started smoking and the cigarette got cancer
abdi ibra 😂😂😂😂
too fucking underrated it's hilarious
😂 lol
Too underrated 😂💀
😂😂😂😂🤣
Zlatan and hulk once had a fight. The loser had to paint himself green for the rest of his life
Fucking hell😂
😝🤣😹😹😹
This is epic
@@pritammoni989 can you tell me why these kind of "all powerful persona" type memes are prevalent in zlatan's case??
@@nitinmadhwal5349 because he himself had said such famous one liners in a number of press conferences.😂
Zlatan is the only person who decides his OTP
When Zlatan goes to beach, he doesn't get suntanned, The sun gets Zlatanned🙏🙏
😂😂😂
nicee
Zlatan wakes up the alarm
Under rated comment
Movieshub lol thanks
هههه
wakes the alarm up*
@@Themulatham r/wooosh
Zlatan taught Thor how to lift Mjolnir.
hm gimana
Nessie Judge lol. I think I knew you from horror videos.
haha kak nessie ada di sini
😂😂😂
Zlatan created Stormbreaker not Groot.
Every time Zlatan closes his eyes, the sun goes out
When Zlatan comes to school late , the teacher apologies for reaching too early
Zlatan never comes to school late
Because the school starts too early
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dipankar Das h
Zlatan has twice missed a day at school
Now it's called Saturday and Sunday
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zlatan introduce his girlfriend to his girlfriend's parents
🤣🤣🤣🤣
10 out of 10
Loll
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Hol up
When Zlatan was born he told his father 'I am proud of you '.
Then he drove his parents home from the hospital
When Grahambel invented the phone, he found three missing calls from Zlatan
It should be 69 missed calls...
@@7ssanket963 ur mom like 69?
Bigfoot claims he saw Zlatan.
😂😂😂
*LOL* the best one so far 🤣
And big foot destroyed in seconds.
One of the best right here🤣
this is so stupid . best comment
Zlatan died 20 years ago. But death is too afraid to tell him
Yussuf Nasri hahaha good one!
Too. But yeah
Too*
zlatan never dies, death zlatanies
@@kman33ful what🤣🤣🤣
When Thanos clicked his fingers, Zlatan disappeared him.
If ya can’t talk English don’t comment English
@@shaneoleary775 lol tbf a lot of these comments have bad grammar lmao but this one is just ruined
@@craig3976 True that kid
Snapped*
@@shaneoleary775 and here we have another mot***fkr who thinks he can correct every minor vocabulary mistake in the comments...
When zlatan drinks alcohol, alcohol gets
Drunk
Zlatan Once killed a living room
Nirav Kamdar ur comment is sooo underrrated
Best one so far in the comments xD
😂😂😂😂😂👌
and Zlatan once revive a dead sea
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂genius comment
Zlatan once cut a knife with his finger.
TopTutorialReaction
Lol
TopTutorialReaction 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Why did this blow up now wtf
Zlatan was once bitten by a cobra. After three days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
"One day my zlatan will come."
- Time
Zlatan doesn't score lucky goals,Goals are lucky enough to be scored by Zlatan.
HahHahaa niceee one 😂😂👌
Thats a lit comment
Zlatan once missed two school days in a row.
Those days are now known as Saturday and Sunday.
Oh this is a solid one
Underrated
This is amazing
Copied..saw this many years ago
Copied comment
This is the best comments section I've ever seen)))
Me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bcoz it's my section
Once zlatan counted an extra day in a year now we call it a leap year
Bro💀💀
WIFI routers ask zlatan for the password when it gets in his range.
JOKE IS TOO FUCKING LONG YOU KILLED IT
notoreeuzz im the 1k liker
notoreeuzz zlatan once found a haystack in a needle
During a Zombie apocalypse Zlatan doesn't try to survive, the Zombies do
notoreeuzz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
zlatan once missed two days of school, they are now known as saturday and sunday
lol
Daniel B looooolll
😂😂
Epic AF
Daniel B your number of likes are literally at 666 if I like it it will be at 667
When Zlatan crossed the street cars looked both sides
When Zlatan was born he said the doctor to stop crying.
Some say Zlatan has counted to infinity twice.
Backwards
Dang
So basically what yoy guys do is take chuck norris facts and change the name. 👍
@@615Jan pretty much yeah
@@615Jan No, it's TRUE, it's ALL TRUE.
Zlatan doesn't need oxygen, Oxygen needs Zlatan .
Ali taleb true
😂
Zlatan is so good at managing he hired his parents to raise him
When Zlatan sees a ghost, the ghost screams Jesus.
😂😂😂
this should be on the top
Or does it scream zlatan?
@@debho6231 doesn't make any difference 🤷🏽
@@DasHeiligsteHuhn 💀💀💀💀
Zlatan makes onions cry
Woah
Underrated comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol had this been posted like 4 yrs ago u wud hav got more likes.😂😂😂😂super comment
@@GM-kj7sy Zlatan and his comments never gets old
"Atleast give me some cool ones that are on my level" ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC FOR YOU GUYS.
Also, hats off to him for not disrespecting his father even as a joke.
What a legend.
Vansh Murad Kalia 100 like thank me later
Vansh Murad Kalia that's kinda a balkan thing,
kestrel archer p???
I just love that he went along with all of them but when they disrespected his father he said, "No". Respect ❤️
One day zlatan was born in a certain house, that house is now known as a hospital
zlatanipal
It's knows as the Taj Mahal
" I used to skip School to watch Zlatan play"
- Zlatan
And the winner is☝️☝️☝️
underrated comment
I dont get it
That was Hilarious 🤣🤣😆😆😂
@@nedimayvaz6536 Even Zlatan didn't get it
Zlatan killed the dead sea
Damjan Lakic
You mean zlatan revived the dead sea? 😆
Nor Priest no he killed it
my days😂😂😂
LOOOOL!
Tako je, Milojko, srbine💪
“Ok, but I have my own book” 😂 freaking love this guy
Santa doesn’t visit Zlatan on Christmas.
Zlatan gives presents to Santa
When Zlatan makes a spelling mistake the dictionary gets updated
KYLE HYO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He dose not make spelling mistakes 🤷🏽♂️
hahaha awesome
Of course he doesnt do mistakes, as he is the one who made languages and dictionaries
😂😂
Zlatan has slept with John Terry's wife.
first one to really make me laugh
Talking Tom hahahahahaahahahhahhahahahaa thats funny
Salman Abdullah hahaha
Salman Abdullah every ones slept with his wife
Salman Abdullah 😂😂😂👍👌👏
When Zlatan sleeps, the bed dreams
Zlatan has been to Mars. That's why there is no life there
Zlatan was born in the hospital he built.
Hhhhhh
*Zatlan decided to born
@@alberto6169 lol
Eh! That's not possible
nah....not as good as the others
Children have Superman as their wallpaper,
While Superman have Zlatan as his wallpaper
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣good one
Omg its all so funny .😂😂
That's why I love zlatan comment section
Not funny
@@nativetube it is but ok😂
You impressed god .
Once Zlatan donated some money to a person, Now that person is known as Jeff Bezos
😂
Roasted
Underrated
Zlatan can divide by zero and still get an answer🤣
Zlaten drew a circle using a ruler
lehend
you can actually do that :p
Change your name. You are disrespecting the greatest female mixed martial artist of all time. Hater
Recli Mator ikr. Not accurate but still
Stevie G You're right but you can't say she doesn't look like a man
When zlatan comes to your house, you knock the door.
When Zlatan comes to your house, he knocks the door DOWN
I am the one who knocks .
SocialOne Step Ahead that makes no sense
@@savirrelan chill out Mr White
@@savirrelan im the danger
Zlatan is so Fast. When he was in his bedroom, He can turn off the lights then go to bed before the room gets Dark
When Zlatan ride a train, he asked the conductor for his ticket, but when the conductor has no ticket, the conductor leave the train.
Zlatan once took a school test.
The teacher got a F.
😆😆😆
Haha
Death once had a near Zlatan experience
Hahahahahahahahahahaahahah
Xddd
@Nate No actually Chuck Norris copied Zlatan Jokes
@@wilhelmholzmann9115 lmaooo perfect comeback
"At least give me ones that are on my level"
*video ends*
Zlatan doesn’t adjust the time he wakes up to the time zone, the earth adjusts the time zone for Zlatan.
when Graham Bell created telephone he already had 3 missed calls from zlatan
Reda EISA cool one
Zlatan built the hospital he was born in
That is stolen, go fuck off
Dynamite300 LOL
Dynamite300
No shit, all of these are stolen.
When the toilet goes to Zlatan it needs paper
When asked are you scared of anything. John wick replied Zlatan.
When Zlatan makes bad jokes, everybody blame themselves for not having the same humour as him
NICE ONE
Best one lol
Zlatan doesn't make bad jokes
zlatan doesn't make bad jokes
lol
- Zlatan once had an arm wrestling competition with Superman. The loser has to wear his underwear outside.
- In school, teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Zlatan.
- When Zlatan drives fast, other drivers get fined for driving too slow.
- Zlatan once missed 2 days of school. They are now known as Saturday and Sunday.
- Zlatan isn't afraid of ghosts, ghosts are afraid of Zlatan.
- Once Zlatan arrested a policeman for charging him.
- Once Zlatan punished his teacher for not doing homework.
- Zlatan once taught a kid how to wrestle. Today we know that kid as John Cena.
- When Zlatan goes on a date, girls had to ask Zlatan out.
- When a law is broken by Zlatan, that law no longer exists.
- Zlatan once taught 2 kids how to play football. Today we know them as Messi and Ronaldo.
+Leong Hong Ling GOLD !!!!
the teachers joke is sick 😂😂
When I saw the last one I was like DAMMMMMM #zlatanislife spread the word
Zlatan is awesome but he will never be like Messi who went on vacation to Greece and after he left Greece filled for bankruptcy because their money just vanished
u killed it