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  • @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi
    @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi 4 года назад +7744

    Zlatan can see John Cena.

  • @usmaniq7181
    @usmaniq7181 5 лет назад +13727

    When Zlatan makes a grammar mistake, the dictionary is edited.

  • @rdvancoban5230
    @rdvancoban5230 3 года назад +3667

    When Zlatan goes to beach, he does not get sun-tanned. The sun gets Zla-tanned

  • @alexanderemiliussen4774
    @alexanderemiliussen4774 3 года назад +2959

    When Zlatan looks in the mirror, he sees nothing, because there is only one Zlatan

  • @marnixvdberg9343
    @marnixvdberg9343 5 лет назад +10692

    When Zlatan left the house as a teenager he told his dad ‘you are the man of the house now’

    • @preetumchokar9319
      @preetumchokar9319 4 года назад +69

      whY aRe YoU rUnNinG
      Underrated

    • @n9tailz
      @n9tailz 4 года назад +36

      @@preetumchokar9319 Its old asf and overrated

    • @rinat1893
      @rinat1893 4 года назад +11

      You steal that one 200%

    • @NDJ11A
      @NDJ11A 4 года назад +1

      Looooooooool I'm dead!!!!

    • @lowkey7914
      @lowkey7914 4 года назад +2

      He had no dad at home is mother took care of him and his siblings while the dad was a drunk.

  • @suatkayatennis
    @suatkayatennis 4 года назад +4801

    When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password.

  • @londonboy956
    @londonboy956 3 года назад +2209

    Ghosts sit around campfires and tell each other Zlatan stories.

  • @brendanbrown8105
    @brendanbrown8105 Год назад +203

    Lebron sending him his jersey because he was in la, and zlatan signing it and sending it back is still one of the funniest things to me.

    • @Polysthenes
      @Polysthenes 10 месяцев назад +11

      Did that happen? Because that's hilarious.

    • @theoteddy9665
      @theoteddy9665 10 месяцев назад +8

      it did, but I think lebron must have expected it from zlatan.. lebron

    • @zescapegoat
      @zescapegoat 6 месяцев назад

      i worry about this fact being seen as a myth in the future, because of all the other Zlatan imba op statements out there

  • @elvissubasic5611
    @elvissubasic5611 5 лет назад +5307

    When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest.

  • @ahmedelakad8875
    @ahmedelakad8875 4 года назад +4922

    Brazil has Neymar
    Portugal has Ronaldo
    Zlatan has Sweden

    • @fifa4lifeunknow795
      @fifa4lifeunknow795 4 года назад +52

      ahmed elakad Zweden*

    • @pandaman1331
      @pandaman1331 4 года назад +88

      He permits Sweden to play with him

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga 4 года назад +4

      FIFA4LIFE UNKNOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Loo_Kah
      @Loo_Kah 4 года назад +12

      Poor Brazil. They have a pussy.

  • @blobboflava
    @blobboflava 3 года назад +671

    "Lions they don't compare themselves with humans." Zlatan - what a line...

    • @mukisicario3854
      @mukisicario3854 Год назад +1

      I must leave now now I say .struggle.onfo

    • @ozake26
      @ozake26 Год назад +1

      It was supposed to be the other way around. The one beıng compared to ıs the better one.

    • @birkknut276
      @birkknut276 Год назад +1

      "Why would they?" - Erling Haaland

    • @amanuelgetachew9356
      @amanuelgetachew9356 Год назад +1

      GOT fans know where he took that from

    • @adam18272
      @adam18272 Год назад +2

      ​@@birkknut276 "eh why not"

  • @abdullahalaman7445
    @abdullahalaman7445 3 года назад +464

    When I feel depressed I listen zlatan interviews I get my confidence back

    • @chickfinnegan8969
      @chickfinnegan8969 Год назад +7

      I laughed at this comment at first, but came back to say yes. It works.

    • @abdullahalaman7445
      @abdullahalaman7445 Год назад +14

      @@chickfinnegan8969 but be careful man listening him much can make you fight against your boss

    • @farhanisraque8975
      @farhanisraque8975 Год назад

      Same bruuuhhhhhhh

    • @ABARBIEDOLLCAMETOLIFE
      @ABARBIEDOLLCAMETOLIFE Год назад

      literally

    • @lovelyjubbly34
      @lovelyjubbly34 5 месяцев назад

      You don't GET your confidence back. you just BORROW it from Zlatan

  • @dannyderes4907
    @dannyderes4907 4 года назад +3725

    When Zlatan goes to a restaurant, waiters tip him.

    • @kunalbhardwaj9060
      @kunalbhardwaj9060 4 года назад +7

      Not funny. You got the concept wrong

    • @kunalbhardwaj9060
      @kunalbhardwaj9060 4 года назад +25

      @Albinot Avdiu you don't tell me to shut up. Zlatan tells you to shut up. (I don't know what the fuck I'm saying lol)

    • @LouisVuitton1
      @LouisVuitton1 4 года назад +1

      @@kunalbhardwaj9060 yes

    • @AxTenTen
      @AxTenTen 4 года назад +2

      @@kunalbhardwaj9060 i think that was funny! LOL

    • @johnjohn-vc5ub
      @johnjohn-vc5ub 4 года назад

      @@AxTenTen no funny thinks he is you

  • @mustafayousif7637
    @mustafayousif7637 4 года назад +8643

    Zlatan’s worst day was february 30th. Now it doesn’t exist.

    • @shook3487
      @shook3487 4 года назад +110

      Underrated 😤😤😤

    • @ab-vr1nh
      @ab-vr1nh 4 года назад +168

      zlatan never had a bad day feb 30 had the baddest zlatan

    • @pandaman1331
      @pandaman1331 4 года назад +69

      No, Zlatan was the worst for February 30th, it disappeared out of fear

    • @SasurKaNati
      @SasurKaNati 4 года назад +4

      @@ab-vr1nh Is 'baddest' a word??

    • @ab-vr1nh
      @ab-vr1nh 4 года назад +4

      Ayushman idgaf fam

  • @ammaar_6672
    @ammaar_6672 3 года назад +137

    Such a humble guy.

  • @memepickings7425
    @memepickings7425 3 года назад +348

    Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting!!

    • @benamdii1715
      @benamdii1715 2 года назад +4

      underrated

    • @rashidamiri258
      @rashidamiri258 2 года назад +1

      Lmao so underrated

    • @wlevesoon
      @wlevesoon 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @nuelpanggabean1615
      @nuelpanggabean1615 2 года назад +1

      Yesss hell yesssss finally the worthy and greatest zlatan statement 👍🏻👏🏼🤣 I didn't want to call it joke!

  • @Multiple0001
    @Multiple0001 6 лет назад +5879

    Zlatan does not have cocky moments, cocky moments have Zlatan.

    • @Someone-bb5ft
      @Someone-bb5ft 6 лет назад +84

      *FBI wants to know your location*

    • @betterdead8551
      @betterdead8551 5 лет назад +2

      Nailed it

    • @alexanderstojanov4342
      @alexanderstojanov4342 5 лет назад +7

      Zlatan owns the cocky expression

    • @alexanderstojanov4342
      @alexanderstojanov4342 5 лет назад +3

      Lisa Hu I know all of that, i am from Sweden and he is an even bigger star here in Sweden than he is outside the County

    • @jugojugo6591
      @jugojugo6591 5 лет назад +1

      Petr Drahoňovský legend ass sentence 🔥

  • @vuurmanvlam8562
    @vuurmanvlam8562 4 года назад +1142

    When zlatan was born he said congratulations to his mother

    • @Venusus88
      @Venusus88 4 года назад +7

      hehehehehehhe my god!! such great comments here ,damn ....

    • @johnjesseanolivares2260
      @johnjesseanolivares2260 3 года назад +4

      You're welcome mom

    • @minnchi5125
      @minnchi5125 11 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @angelortuno9156
    @angelortuno9156 3 года назад +190

    When Zlatan loses a game, the other team is disqualified

  • @akchharthapa2189
    @akchharthapa2189 3 года назад +71

    When Zlatan drinks water, the water is hydrated.

  • @mogomotsipule3303
    @mogomotsipule3303 4 года назад +6346

    When Zlatan is late for training,player’s get punished for being early

  • @shivanand2541
    @shivanand2541 5 лет назад +1684

    Once Zlatan kicked 7 balls towards sky ....now there know as planets..

  • @ricardomargera
    @ricardomargera Год назад +22

    Thanks for the memories, King Zlatan. One of the most underrated of all time, and my favorite player growing up. Man is legit a legend, and anybody else who says otherwise, just look at the numbers. 500+ goals, from the Swedish League to the MLS, Serie A, Premier and La Liga.

    • @zimmer9999
      @zimmer9999 6 месяцев назад

      Not underrated but he should have gotten 1 ballon d'or. It's not normal that Messi has 8 and Ibra, Xavi, Iniesta 0.

  • @rahilanajib2771
    @rahilanajib2771 3 года назад +83

    Once Zlatan had a race with time...
    **TIME IS STILL RUNNING**

  • @Danledz
    @Danledz 6 лет назад +2858

    When Mark Zuckerberg invented Facebook, there was already a friend request waiting from Zlatan.

  • @raphaeladdai3393
    @raphaeladdai3393 5 лет назад +3249

    Ballon D'or has been chasing Zlatan for ages and still hasn't caught him. 😎🐐

  • @evanlebzu1
    @evanlebzu1 3 года назад +43

    When Zlatan doesn't eat, the food gets hungry.

  • @bryantparker7390
    @bryantparker7390 3 года назад +16

    When opportunity knocks and Zlatan isn't home, opportunity waits

  • @dubdubdub4683
    @dubdubdub4683 3 года назад +2733

    When Zlatan was infected from Coronavirus, the virus had to go quarantine for 14 days

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 3 года назад +23

      The virus started coughing

    • @nielsvd
      @nielsvd 3 года назад +34

      The virus was infected by Zlatan

    • @user-uk5vl4fk5u
      @user-uk5vl4fk5u 3 года назад +6

      That's a good one. 🤣

    • @bataitez6983
      @bataitez6983 3 года назад

      Maybe not joke about this virus since its really affecting everyone
      :)

    • @vipermufc1589
      @vipermufc1589 3 года назад +1

      bad one

  • @ramgoenka9634
    @ramgoenka9634 4 года назад +3268

    Reporters: so when do you think Sweden is going to win the FIFA World Cup?
    Zlatan: I don’t know I haven’t decided yet

  • @user-ts5oe3mv2f
    @user-ts5oe3mv2f 3 года назад +48

    When there’s an emergency, the police call zlatan.

  • @Mmals007
    @Mmals007 3 года назад +72

    Zlatan is one of the nicest people, when he turned 18 he allowed his parents to stay with him, and when he was a teenager, he got sick because he allowed the virus to go through his nose, legend

    • @adam18272
      @adam18272 Год назад

      Zlatan doesn't get sick, sick gets Zlatan

  • @anuradhaanand9975
    @anuradhaanand9975 6 лет назад +2637

    Reporter:" You didn't say yourself.
    Zlatan: "Lions don't compare themselves with humans
    #BOSS😎😱

    • @anpham605
      @anpham605 5 лет назад +27

      sadly, in reality Human keep Lions in captive :(

    • @user-mc1zg6sz3b
      @user-mc1zg6sz3b 5 лет назад +1

      Reeee normie

    • @robertstanley4573
      @robertstanley4573 5 лет назад +5

      Not Boss complete nob head and cocky prick there are plenty of strikers better than him both now and through history

    • @finisheradibestboy6900
      @finisheradibestboy6900 4 года назад +12

      @@robertstanley4573 zlatan will zlatan you

    • @kejorafall
      @kejorafall 4 года назад +5

      @@robertstanley4573throughout history, you can count them with fingers, even then, there will always be 1 zlatan

  • @speedyflames7106
    @speedyflames7106 5 лет назад +809

    When man first went to the moon, Zlatan was already there waiting.

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 5 лет назад +32

      Zlatan never waits

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 5 лет назад +25

      Zlatan never went to the moon, the moon came to Zlatan and requested Zlatan to let him go under Zlatan so he could stand on it

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 5 лет назад +1

      @Samin Sarwar I hate him too

    • @taylorw1389
      @taylorw1389 4 года назад

      There was no man on the moon , the Americans lied their own people

    • @6vp216
      @6vp216 4 года назад

      @Samin Sarwar fk u and messi

  • @MrBimirud
    @MrBimirud Год назад +18

    "I don't need to dream. I am the dream." Zlatan, and only Zlatan, could have said such a thing.

  • @chickfinnegan8969
    @chickfinnegan8969 Год назад +18

    When Zlatan was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital.

  • @naetoru9838
    @naetoru9838 5 лет назад +547

    When Thanos tried to snap away Zlatan, Thanos disappeared.

  • @user-mx9db3lr3z
    @user-mx9db3lr3z 5 лет назад +9904

    Zlatan is good but Jesus Christ is the King of kings and the Lord of lords. He is the only way to salvation

    • @Kashmirknight
      @Kashmirknight 5 лет назад +70

      Hahaha.....great one.

    • @ashrafii1456
      @ashrafii1456 5 лет назад +46

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the best by far

    • @samsungwasim4604
      @samsungwasim4604 5 лет назад +7

      Good one ahaha

    • @loveanimals8389
      @loveanimals8389 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sejn195
      @sejn195 5 лет назад +35

      He should have missed what we call friday too.

  • @danielpaez4210
    @danielpaez4210 3 года назад +33

    When God was creating earth, he asked Zlatan if he could use him as a reference to create humans.

  • @alfredolevy6500
    @alfredolevy6500 3 года назад +20

    When Zlatan goes to a interview he is the one who asks the questions

  • @jackdaw3088
    @jackdaw3088 6 лет назад +2813

    Legends have it that Thanos is afraid of this guy

    • @XxQuakeZxX
      @XxQuakeZxX 6 лет назад +64

      Jackdaw Legend says zlatan created thanos

    • @DF-vm6it
      @DF-vm6it 5 лет назад +26

      DarkQuake zlatan created legends and thanos

    • @footballnotsooccer600
      @footballnotsooccer600 5 лет назад +20

      He is not just a guy..... He is Zlatan ibrahimovic god damn.

    • @lenoz8442
      @lenoz8442 5 лет назад +3

      Football not sooccer zlatan made the term guys

    • @NBAGOAT-gg2pk
      @NBAGOAT-gg2pk 5 лет назад +3

      Zlatan made Beerus Sama and even Zeno Sama, fuck Thanos shit

  • @oblivion_4014
    @oblivion_4014 4 года назад +903

    Zlatan once killed a living room

  • @a-a174
    @a-a174 3 года назад +43

    Zlatan doesn’t play for team, team plays for Zlatan

  • @maroikechukwu1320
    @maroikechukwu1320 3 года назад +12

    Zlatan doesn't have nightmares, nightmares have zlatan

  • @whatever5994
    @whatever5994 6 лет назад +1427

    What superpowers would you like to possess?
    "I already have them"
    LMAAAAO

    • @nikola7429
      @nikola7429 4 года назад +1

      While I was reading your comment Zlatan said that lol

    • @rolas2700
      @rolas2700 4 года назад

      @@nikola7429 lol same

  • @leonghongling9842
    @leonghongling9842 4 года назад +1177

    In school, teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Zlatan

  • @chaitanyadutt7183
    @chaitanyadutt7183 2 года назад +11

    People might have confidence, but confidence has Zlatan

  • @JakeJones19
    @JakeJones19 5 месяцев назад +2

    The thing I love about zlatan is he’s aware the things he say are funny but he still whole heartedly means it 😂

  • @lakzefar449
    @lakzefar449 4 года назад +1603

    Everyone: "How did u become this succesfull?"
    Zlatan: "I am zlatan"

    • @kerimalpalt
      @kerimalpalt 2 года назад +8

      Successful becomes zlatan

    • @wlevesoon
      @wlevesoon 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @dragonjay7277
      @dragonjay7277 2 года назад

      1:45 the fact that he genuinely didnt understand why the guy was laughing, tells a lot bout his confidence.

  • @MyZek666
    @MyZek666 5 лет назад +282

    When Alexender Graham Bell invented telephone, there was already a missed call from Zlatan.

  • @getthatupya208
    @getthatupya208 3 года назад +54

    When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request waiting from Zlatan

  • @gl1279
    @gl1279 3 года назад +20

    Zlatan may sound rough and has attitude but no one knows his pain , being a single baby raising 2 parents

  • @phillipfry9765
    @phillipfry9765 5 лет назад +1353

    The boogeyman checks under the bed for Zlatan

  • @simonvedvik7198
    @simonvedvik7198 4 года назад +3172

    Zlatan doesn't miss the goal, the goal is standing at the wrong place

  • @suyash4891
    @suyash4891 3 года назад +21

    Zlatan is the one who can let KDB talk!!

  • @mitchmorris4262
    @mitchmorris4262 2 года назад +14

    Zlatan doesn’t only walk on water. He swims through land

  • @wolfiepvp1308
    @wolfiepvp1308 4 года назад +1920

    When zlatan goes to bed he leaves the light on not because zlatan is scared of the dark but dark is scared of zlatan

    • @jeffhytreew3804
      @jeffhytreew3804 4 года назад +6

      BA3ORR what abt light?

    • @Rhapsolin
      @Rhapsolin 4 года назад +2

      @@jeffhytreew3804 thinking about it darkness is the absence of light so technically it's the other way around. Light is scared of zlatan and dark is just no light.

    • @h9peless
      @h9peless 4 года назад +3

      RhaspsoLin no the dark doesn’t want to be around Zlatan that’s why the light is open idiot.

    • @Venusus88
      @Venusus88 4 года назад +1

      so good!! indeed

    • @17antoniobburgess
      @17antoniobburgess 3 года назад

      This is too funny 😂

  • @marccutirella
    @marccutirella 4 года назад +1878

    When Zlatan turned 18 his parents had to move out

  • @toriihunter9507
    @toriihunter9507 Год назад +2

    Zlatan is like the meanest person with no haters

  • @jeffreysalvador7076
    @jeffreysalvador7076 2 года назад +4

    What I like is that English isn't even his first language but he still gets his point across... the man is winning

  • @almelag4388
    @almelag4388 6 лет назад +1250

    Zlatan is not cocky. Zlatan is just being Zlatan.

  • @alexschillemans6083
    @alexschillemans6083 4 года назад +750

    I'm missing my favorite quote from Zlatan. When asked by a journalist what he gave his girlfriend for Valentine's, Zlatan answered: 'Nothing. She already has Zlatan'.

  • @ritviknallapati8277
    @ritviknallapati8277 3 года назад +5

    When Zlatan gets hot, the sun starts to sweat.

  • @shashwat351
    @shashwat351 Год назад +2

    Zlatan doesn't need security, security needs Zlatan

  • @payamdaliri3910
    @payamdaliri3910 4 года назад +1140

    When Zlatan walks he doesn't move, the whole earth rolls.

  • @fernandoortiz8418
    @fernandoortiz8418 4 года назад +271

    When Zlatan was born he drove his mom back home from the hospital

  • @m11w888
    @m11w888 3 года назад +2

    this video made me like this guy even more

  • @PlanetNinetyTwo
    @PlanetNinetyTwo 2 года назад +26

    As a child Zlatan didn't believe in Santa, Santa believed in Zlatan.

  • @MedMed-rm9zt
    @MedMed-rm9zt 5 лет назад +2596

    i want to see zlatan and conor mcgregor in one room 😂😂

    • @danyalmalik3770
      @danyalmalik3770 5 лет назад +12

      Med Med mcgregor would destroy him

    • @MedMed-rm9zt
      @MedMed-rm9zt 5 лет назад +226

      +Danyal Malik i'm not talking about fighting trach talking what i ment

    • @eliasandersson3654
      @eliasandersson3654 5 лет назад +237

      Danyal Malik not really, Zlatan is a Black belt in kung fu. Ediiiit taekwondo.

    • @unicornhaxgt9553
      @unicornhaxgt9553 5 лет назад +20

      Elias Andersson black belt in taekwondo

    • @MedMed-rm9zt
      @MedMed-rm9zt 5 лет назад +5

      +Elias Andersson takewondo not kung fu and mcgregor will beat him up

  • @eddietejedaeddie_king273
    @eddietejedaeddie_king273 5 лет назад +740

    People don’t realize that one of the hardest things to do is to be real... zlatan is real.

    • @kokobunny2863
      @kokobunny2863 5 лет назад +35

      real is zlatan

    • @eddietejedaeddie_king273
      @eddietejedaeddie_king273 5 лет назад +4

      Good ol' Douglas it says a Ronaldo fan 🖕🏼

    • @lenoz8442
      @lenoz8442 5 лет назад +2

      E T ew ronaldo fans zaltan is better then messi and ronaldo

    • @Max-yp1iw
      @Max-yp1iw 5 лет назад +1

      Good ol' Douglas its a running gag..

    • @Max-yp1iw
      @Max-yp1iw 5 лет назад +2

      Good ol' Douglas don’t take him so serious, he’s just joking all the time

  • @weirdfacts41
    @weirdfacts41 2 года назад +3

    Zlatan doesn't need confidence.
    Confidence needs Zlatan.

  • @aakashdharmakari2591
    @aakashdharmakari2591 2 года назад +2

    Zlatan is the type of guy to read the whole terms & agreement and click “I disagree”. and still gets through.

  • @mustafayousif7637
    @mustafayousif7637 4 года назад +333

    When graham bell made the telephone he already had 2 missed calls from zlatan

    • @thandokuhlemsomi3087
      @thandokuhlemsomi3087 3 года назад +1

      This deserves more likes... Pure gold

    • @afal007
      @afal007 2 года назад

      @@thandokuhlemsomi3087 no it's copied

    • @rayanthomas6699
      @rayanthomas6699 2 года назад

      Legit mannn⚡⚡🔥🔥

    • @cosmicazur
      @cosmicazur 2 года назад

      Haha

    • @darkscythe3874
      @darkscythe3874 8 месяцев назад

      Why would zlatan need to call anybody? He is zlatan, they need to call him

  • @Liam-uh3pr
    @Liam-uh3pr 4 года назад +622

    Zlatan didn’t sign for la galaxy
    La galaxy signed for Zlatan

    • @JF-cf6jt
      @JF-cf6jt 4 года назад +10

      The milky way galaxy signed for zlatan

  • @iybjs5308
    @iybjs5308 3 года назад +12

    What did Zlatan give his wife as a birthday present
    ‘Nothing. She already has zlatan. That is everything’

  • @simplymichee7916
    @simplymichee7916 2 года назад +1

    Omg, I love him.

  • @diegoamores9295
    @diegoamores9295 3 года назад +561

    When zlatan breaks the rules, the rules change.

  • @Khal1d
    @Khal1d 2 года назад +5

    When Zlatan falls on the ground, the ground gets hurt

  • @Procrasti...
    @Procrasti... 2 года назад +1

    Zlatan was once swallowed by a lion. Deciding he liked the fit, he put his arms and legs out in all directions and created the first onesie.

  • @Lukeluzier86
    @Lukeluzier86 4 года назад +308

    I love reading comments on zlatan videos their the best and funniest

    • @basil8474
      @basil8474 4 года назад +2

      SoccerBROS 86 same

    • @MartinQ-bl6co
      @MartinQ-bl6co 4 года назад +16

      Police stopped Zlatan for speeding...
      He let the officers go with a warning.

    • @jonathanjoestar9433
      @jonathanjoestar9433 4 года назад +11

      Zlatan doesn’t read comments comments read Zlatan

    • @JanaAhmed-um2nu
      @JanaAhmed-um2nu 4 года назад +2

      Me to 😂❤

    • @raypauw2572
      @raypauw2572 3 года назад +2

      Chuck Norris comments are also great

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 года назад +498

    Zlatan once got bit by a snake, after 3 days of excruciating pain, the snake died

    • @sugarray6250
      @sugarray6250 3 года назад +10

      Isn't that a Chuck Norris line?

    • @duperdude6104
      @duperdude6104 3 года назад +5

      Chuck Norris is zlatan but the one chooses to be as humble as he can be so he disguises himself as the other one

    • @LightSaber12345
      @LightSaber12345 2 года назад

      Looooool

    • @jaystone5036
      @jaystone5036 2 года назад

      😂😂

  • @iammituraj
    @iammituraj 2 года назад +30

    When Zlatan trains 366 days in a year, it becomes a leap year.

    • @oliver-04
      @oliver-04 Год назад

      The sentence assumes there already was 366 days in the year, therefore it was already a leap year

  • @karsen001
    @karsen001 3 года назад +3

    11 out of 10.. That's the confidence I want in my life..

  • @footnation4312
    @footnation4312 4 года назад +852

    When Zlatan's parents were afraid of the dark they would come sleep with Zlatan.

    • @isaacthegoat1432
      @isaacthegoat1432 4 года назад +9

      Lol.When zlatan is challenged he doesn't hold beer. Beer holds zlatan

    • @claudeclaude8948
      @claudeclaude8948 4 года назад

      @@isaacthegoat1432 ha

    • @isaacthegoat1432
      @isaacthegoat1432 4 года назад +1

      @Shaggy Shaggy the black belt is lucky to be worn by zlatan

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 3 года назад +2

      Incest detected
      Sleep next to zlatan*

    • @maria-mm4gf
      @maria-mm4gf 3 года назад +1

      this is the best one omg

  • @suyashmishra121
    @suyashmishra121 6 лет назад +389

    What superpowers would you possess?
    " Already have them ."
    This guy should open a roasting channel .

    • @nikhith
      @nikhith 5 лет назад +7

      The roasting channels should sign him a contract

  • @madhumitachattoraj236
    @madhumitachattoraj236 2 года назад +1

    His smile is so wholesome❤🥰😌

  • @hendersongalbreath1072
    @hendersongalbreath1072 9 месяцев назад +1

    He has a public persona as an egomaniac, but off the pitch, this man is a genuine hero. The world would be a much better place if it had a few more Zlatan's.

  • @AndysMusicPod
    @AndysMusicPod 5 лет назад +1424

    The wine had to turn 18 to be drunk by Zlatan
    Edit: omg, I've never had so many people like my comment ! 💓💓

  • @chrisrowe7503
    @chrisrowe7503 Год назад +3

    Man is 40 years old and still smashing in goals for Milan. He isn't human and he backs his arrogance up.

  • @badfelix007
    @badfelix007 Год назад +1

    I love him, hes an inspiration. Believe in yourself and lets see what he will do!

  • @ar21end85
    @ar21end85 4 года назад +346

    When the referee gives Zlatan a red card, the referee is sent off the pitch

    • @el_pollitosir1067
      @el_pollitosir1067 3 года назад +10

      Zlatan give referees red card

    • @shreyanagesh7939
      @shreyanagesh7939 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @minnchi5125
      @minnchi5125 11 месяцев назад

      😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @linaa6865
      @linaa6865 10 месяцев назад +1

      Dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @judahbaggerman2294
    @judahbaggerman2294 4 года назад +666

    When zlatan makes a mistake the whole world says sorry

    • @cudpug2233
      @cudpug2233 3 года назад +6

      Does Zlatan ever make a mistake??

    • @fahim520
      @fahim520 3 года назад +2

      @@cudpug2233 Mistakes Made Zlatan

  • @marjuspel718
    @marjuspel718 3 месяца назад

    Zlatan is so proud for seeing his parents grow

  • @BarbaraMerryGeng
    @BarbaraMerryGeng 2 года назад +2

    This guy is phenomenal ✨

  • @sandaruchathuranga4482
    @sandaruchathuranga4482 4 года назад +647

    seriously i didnt watch the video i watched all the comments🤣 who else!!!

  • @zahermiah7834
    @zahermiah7834 4 года назад +493

    When zlatan goes to the park the ducks feed him bread

    • @artiiiplays
      @artiiiplays 3 года назад +28

      Wtf is this lol 😂

    • @Ty-so5sh
      @Ty-so5sh 3 года назад +21

      This is so shit but still funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Chicken56877
      @Chicken56877 3 года назад +7

      Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lobopoderososdl3076
      @lobopoderososdl3076 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lilyli102
      @lilyli102 3 года назад +1

      hahahahhaha

  • @Manpro107
    @Manpro107 3 года назад +9

    When Zlatan goes to the restaurant, after he is done eating, he gives the waiters the bill they have to pay

  • @mohsinabdullah8972
    @mohsinabdullah8972 3 года назад +3

    The GOAT we all know but some are too naive to admit ❤️❤️🔥🔥

  • @fierv247
    @fierv247 6 лет назад +874

    When you're Zlatan, you're allowed to be cocky 👑😀

    • @shutitloser2428
      @shutitloser2428 5 лет назад +3

      Fie Rv lol Messi, Iniesta, David Silva, Isco, Kroos, Modric are all much much better players than him. You see them carrying themselves arrogantly. I don’t think so sunny.

    • @fierv247
      @fierv247 5 лет назад +14

      Shut It Loser they're all good, no doubt about that! They can choose to be cocky if they wish!😃 Their personalities are their own, so we gotta respect each for his own ✌

    • @shutitloser2428
      @shutitloser2428 5 лет назад +2

      Fie Rv we don’t have to respect their personalities. We have respect the way they play the game and how well they play it. Their personalities are how they are as people.

    • @shizukousapostle1stapostle710
      @shizukousapostle1stapostle710 5 лет назад +6

      Shut It Loser so respect zaltan for his game... It's not like he is a bad player..

    • @fierv247
      @fierv247 5 лет назад +3

      Shut It Loser And Zlatan is one of the best! Not everyone likes him, not everyone has to. But to certain people, his confidence is what makes his personality very winning.

  • @marcusrashford1305
    @marcusrashford1305 5 лет назад +306

    Zlatan is so good he can do a wheelie on a unicycle

    • @aheer7985
      @aheer7985 5 лет назад +23

      Dude I spill my tea and my balls are roasted now

    • @yamileterveer5013
      @yamileterveer5013 4 года назад +1

      I just imagined how that would look and now I'm about dead

    • @franklinandlamar6005
      @franklinandlamar6005 2 года назад

      Unicycles can do wheelies on zlatan