Mark Zuckerberg Gets COOKED By Congress | Hasanabi Reacts
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- Опубликовано: 30 янв 2024
- Hasan Piker reacts to the Zucc getting destroyed by a senator over consumer protection rights and then Congress trying the same thing against a TikTok rep!
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zuck gets roasted by congress but the line of questioning is always a little off the mark.
Ba dum tsss 🥁
I actually scrolled back up to like this comment.
Pun intended 😅
this reminds me of that Onion article "Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a good point"
Hasan has not made a good point.
@@just_a_turtle_chad bro your obsessed with him
@just_a_turtle_chad you the way you finesse the tip 😩
@@just_a_turtle_chad why does destiny have the most pathetic simps?
@@hannibalb8276 I'm thoroughly convinced Turtle Chud is a "doing a bit" account at this point. He's way too consistently on brand.
right after you talk about gun manufacturers being responsible for the deaths they cause and Josh goes off about " your product is killing people" lol, so fitting.
I'm trying to figure out who they killed lol
@@Villani_AVI think they’re talking about people unaliving themselves
@@Villani_AV yeah they are talking about people unaliving from online bullying and people roped by predators and stuff like that, which are perfectly legitimate. their platforms were the medium for those acts........... just in the same way that a gun is a medium to comit acts of violence. not quite apples to apples but you get the picture probably.
Seriously can people ask Hawley why he doesn’t question gun manufacturers, big pharma, car manufacturers, basically every other company who continues causing harm to consumers in the name of profits?
Sigh of only. But there has 2 be a freaking way, right ?
How are gun and car manufacturers causing harm to consumers?
@@JonezBBQ Elon musk released the automatic driving car for people to test drive on the street yet I don't see anyone bring him to the stand and questioning him
@@adonnaduke690 What?
@@JonezBBQ are you perhaps stupid?
Asking the Singaporean guy about Chinese genocides and history was hilarious and ridiculous. Imagine a white Canadian being grilled about their Russian citizenship and if they've ever been a member a member of the Russian communist party because they're both white. LOL
"What's yer name? Michael? More like Mikhail! Do you have any affiliation with the Russian State?!"
"Please sir, I'm Canadian. I've never even been to Ru-."
"ARE YOu or are you not a former member of the Bolshevik Party?!"
I wish Hawley had that same energy for his colleagues who were complicit in Jan 6.
…he’s one of them
Bars !!!
Isn't Josh Hawley the guy that gave the Jan.6 rioters a fist bump as the crowd was walking to the capital? There is a picture of him in a suite riding a bike, and he was stopped on the bike with his hand balled up like a fist, like a power to the people kinda thing, and the headline was I can't remember exactly , that he was cheering the crowd on .
yep you be correct
he did do that but wasn't riding a bike. These wanna be macho republicans hate bikes
yeah never forget that he’s a scumbag and doesn’t care about these people
Then there was footage of Hawley running like a little bitch to the doors when the insurrectionists came into the halls of Congress.
Then he was caught on video later running away scared for his life when those same people went into the capital lol
what does the congressmen think firing someone would do to solve the issue of something needing fixed after getting data.... literal nonsense, unless there was someone directly enabling that to happen. and these dumb ass normies who don't know how the internet works. like they are right about this stuff, but wrong about their approach to it in any way.
i think they still don’t understand how social media works on a fundamental level lol
@@scoobertmcruppert2915 well yeah hawley is full of it. i’m sure he’s getting some of that lobby fund
I genuinely think politicians have such a lack of understanding of the internet that he thinks there's 1 person in the company responsible for sending these pictures to everybody.
Exactly. Don't get me wrong tho, fuck Zuck and Hawley yeah but that line of questioning of who got fired was so dumb. That's not how it works.
I found that kinda odd! Unless yeah, you've got people within your companies sending those pics or enabling the accounts to do so then why on earth is it anyones fault!? Why should people lose their jobs!? Especially if they actually have the smarts to shut this shit down once they know its happening!?
I'm from England so I have no idea who the Congressman is haha. But he's got a good point here!! Zuckerberg at this point probably should just slap a few million into that fund. Put out a statement he understands that these things have happened on his apps, admit there was a fault but now it'll be over & done with kinda thing. Admit a little guilt before you get slapped with the blame for the whole problem!
29:00 i like that he’s so crazy he refuses to believe he’s not Chinese
“PLEASE ANSWER WHY THIS OTHER COUNTRY YOU ARE NOT A PART OF IS DOING STUFF!!!!!”
new drinking game: take a shot every time he says "communist chinese party" 💀
Caution: game may cause alchol poisoning
Started taking a rip of my pen every time, will update
@@rivaillewaiss What's the update comrad . LMFAO I be your fried 🤣🤣🤣
@@sxmashhaudio6769task unclear, commenter ended up too high to use a keyboard lol
and since when is it illegal in america to be communist or chinese, or disqualifying from running a company in america
“You Chinese?”
“No”
“But you’re Chinese communist”
“Nope”
“But you got a Chinese passport”
“Again, no”
*this was crazy to listen to*
I'm not there yet and I'm so interested to learn the context 😂
It doesn't end there lol he keeps talking about China to a Singaporean tech CEO in a tech CEO hearing about tech
At 4:47 there schould have been a Ted Cruz warning for my sanity
I’ve never understood why there’s calls for firing people after mistakes are made. Not defending Meta here but mistakes happen all the time, shouldn’t it be a learning opportunity to inform regulation, improve the service and develop skills/knowledge of the workers?
Can someone explain this to me? Am I missing something or people just being reactionary?
Excellent point
This was not a mistake
that new haircut really suits zuck. he looks less like a robot.
Josh Hawley is literally just a Traitor trying to score easy points. 😂
Does he keep that energy for the billionaire tech owner who paid for posters to post CP
Yes only in the other direction. Heaps upon heaps of passionate praise.
21:45 “my boy’s about to get real racist” 😂He really popped off there
26:05 it got worse😂😭
I bet he wouldn't have this attitude with Elon.
26:02 same energy as "Do you wear wigs?"
Interrupting, shouting over while having power over someone as well as having basically no clue what he is talking about is not really cooking
Thank you! I’m going crazy watching this, I know people hate suckerburg but really…….i find it ridiculous to try and hold Facebook accountable for this shit. I mean it just seems like stupid scapegoat bullshit.
I hate these clip channels that dont post the original date of the broadcast. I cant keep up with the news cycle regularly, so I legit thought this was another round of Zucc testifying before congress.
You can kind of tell by Hasan’s hair
This was today. This morning, my brother.
Most of Hasan's fan uploads are quick on the mark, buddy. So it's pretty safe to assume it was pretty close to the time it was posted.
I wish the TikTok CEO replied to the Uighur question with “yes, just like the us in Yemen and Palestine”
Why should he be forced to capitulate to bullshit US State Department propaganda in a hearing about TikTok?
these lines of questioning are like someone you're playing truth or dare with who just won't let up when you or another person is uncomfortable
Will Hawley apologize to all of the American people for assisting trump in provoking an insurrection? Will he pay us back with hard-time served like anyone else would have?
Fucking dying at Hasan's Tom Cotton impression
I Wish Holley had that much energy towards Guns
Clearly the only way to fix content moderation... Is to fire everyone responsible for content moderation. Checks out
Worst part about this is that it's a tepid acknowledgement of a serious problem that literally does nothing but distract to enact complacency, which is literally the entire business model of Meta AND the government (as it functions for business interests).
Hawley might as well whip out a fucking Big Mac.
Facebook and the Meta umbrella were the worst things to happen to society....
I knew that Hasan was going to have a field day impersonating people with this one.
imagine Aaron Sorkin watching this and immediately writing the social network 2 🤣
LMFAOO the title is so fucking funny to me for some reason😭😭😭
This whole conversation between those two suit and tie whatever’s Garbo Men feels like a lord of the flies type conversation! 🙃
Watching Hawley stomp a Billionaire is one of those moments in Batman, when the Joker actually like saved Batman and fought with him against like a true bad guy the whole time yelling about "you cant kill Batty! only i can do that!" and "this is my city to destroy! go get your own!". us Leftys just wipe the blood off our chins and catch our breath for a minute while we watch in confused dismay as the populist right, taps in for us.
I like this better than suicide Squad that's for sure
That but the Joker is weirdly worried about what kind of asian the Riddler is
@@Elvesflame LOL yup
@@Elvesflame "Ya'll know how I got these scars? It wasn't from no Sing-Ay-Pore Chinese, I'll tell you that much!"
Somehow this reminds me of Lieberman and Clinton and whole violent video game hearings of the 80s or 90s. Hawley wants to make enough noise to be in the spotlight for a little bit but not enough noise that he will actually be expected to DO anything.
I mean... that's about as much as you can possibly humble a billionaire. He actually humanized Mark Zuckerberg. But Josh Hawly being the grandstanding moral arbiter is beyond rich lol
Firing someone as a mechanism of solving a work related issue is SUUUCH an American thing. Mr Josh Hawly doesn’t know why children saw nudes, so how can he assume that firing someone would have solved the issue!?
That congressman talking to Zuk sounded so much like Will Ferrel I did the ear equivalent to a double take. The intonation of “7 dAys” was like a joke loading
“I will not be engaging in bad faith discussions. Does anybody else have any questions?”
Real easy response for a billionaire. It’s not like he’d go to jail.
Yeah, anyone not moneyed would be cited for contempt of Congress, probably. I cannot overstate just how much I feel contempt *for* Congress...
The correct answer to all of his questions is "Should I be?"
I really dont like Mark, but i hate that he was bullied (and he fell for it because he’s a nerf of course) to say sorry for something he obviously cant control directly
Kids used to go outside, some danger but mostly safe, bit like the internet.
LET THEM FIGHT
I cant fucking believe id hear "youre a billionare, compensate the victims" from a US senator and my reactions is fucking defending Zuck. I cant stand Hawley at all, especially knowing how much of a theatre this is. This shit feels like the committee scenes in The Wire, i despise this whole charade 🤮🤮🤮
Hasan on comedy fire holy shit ❤️🔥
Close your eyes and you would think at some parts it could be for shooting victims getting compensation. Dream world.
If I was Mark Zuckerberg I would simply say just don’t use my platform lol
Uh oh. Lil' Ben Shapiro is about to lose his special Facebook privileges.
nah Zuckerfuck and Shabibo are on the same team
I need the whole Tom Cotton bit as its own clip because I haven't seen such a fantastic portrayal of such simplistic racism
Some suggestions for lawmakers.
1) If you are under 16 you should not legally be allowed to have social media or have a smartphone (you can have a flip phone if you want
2) 3 hour max useage of social media for adults per day
3) Smartphones banned from school settings
4) You know what, fuck all social media, fuck the internet, and fuck smartphones
Congress's ability to make ceos look smart and reasonable is astounding
why are they teaching the world that NUDITY IS HARMFUL???????
child abuse is harmful
That Seth Rogen laugh @22:59
Hes got that rand paul cut
zuckerberg squirming in congress is a great genre but HOly shit the whole "are you sure you aren't chinese?" bit was bonkers lol
25:02 Has be channeling his inner Marjie
The way he says Chinese 😂😂
Did any one question him about blocking Palestinian content ?
Imagine if Zuckerberg just answered him straight with "yes" or "no" answers lmao. It's not like it would affect Zuck, he's not capable of feeling emotions lol.
given the state of american journalism and the content of the People's Daily twitter account i'd be open to a trial run of CPC oversight.
can someone tell me what happened with meta and Instagram? what nudity?
1:34 -- The janitor is an independent contractor so that they don't have to pay him any benefits.
I still haven't received my check from the Facebook settlement I signed onto back in August. I don't care if its $15, I want to be able to say I got those Zuck bucks!!
I love when Hasan does accents
Its such a slap in the face to see someone like Hawley actually put forth effort to interrogate Zuck. He could actually do his job, but he chooses not to utilize his powerful position when its needed. I wish we had someone in a positon of power that fought for important change with the vigor he attacks Zuck, but i guess its symbolic that even with this, little will happen as a result-- and its a compartively small issue when it comes to enacting bigger, systemic change.
these hearings are halirous. populism caught on 4k
Cruz sitting there thinking about 🥘
Funny thing is Ari Abdul is Ecuadorian-Costa Rican-Palestinian so she's every kind of mexican in the racist playbook.
What did the families go through? someone enlighten me
well hawley is conflating a couple things. teenage depression and suicidal thoughts increased by using fb and ig. but he’s also talking about nudity for some reason lol
Do Elon next
It would just be GLAZING from Congress
They'd just need ONE rep to bring up the fact he reinstated an account that posted CSAM
My family was discussing Elon's new mind control helmet like it was a good thing. I shut down that shit so fast by making a joke about ads playing in your head 24/7 and everyone lost their shit laughing.
@@omegahaxors3306 lol yeah you’ll need a subscription plan for neural link plus to be able to remember your first handjob
It’s a circus 🎪
You can only fire someone if they were responsible for it. Did they make someone responsible for solving this problem ?
How about the parents take responsibility and control their kids?
The parents are at fault too, even more so.
Nathan Fielder Curse level retorts from Zuck here
As much as i hate the Zuck, listening to Hawley cry over and over about how he could do something to help the american people and refuses to is like pulling teeth. What has Howley done recently at his job that helps and doesnt hurt the american people? Shouldnt he be getting his party to pass a budget instead of crying about how social media is mean?
I agree with this but at the same time, SOME responsibility has to fall on the parents??
Idk dog I’ve always noticed that phones/tablets and video games have been American parents favorite babysitter.
lmfao this is a fukkiing snuff film
25:39
Maybe the law maker could fucking make a… Law?! Naaaaah. Public humiliation is so much better…?
see, josh held zuccs feet to the fire in a sense, its great to grill Mark like this, but i also have to ask: how will he *actually* hold mark accountable, *actually* get him to change anything? trying to get him to take personal responsibility is sort of a good look but thats all it is without anything to back it up.
Latched
Are they obligated to show up for this?
Bruh, that tom scott shit was wild. Shou is the CEO of tiktok so there are PLENTY of things you can criticize him for, but that was like... like is he running on dnd rules where chatoic evil characters have to slaughter civilians? Except in this case instead of a good/evil chart, it's a racist/ *more racist* chart, and Tom has to choose the "Tiananmen sqaure?" dialogue option.
I'd like to see this dude interrogating the CEO of Rumble to talk about all the underage pornography being shared on there.
Why does the congressman have a hard on for firing people
Didn't Trump pass a law that allowed ISPs to sell private info without consent?
7:35 how is this pleasing? Never let a guy respond and just keep berating? Havent hsd fb or insta for about 8 years but this felt awful to watch
Act like they give a shit about any of it. But when pushed to ACTUALLY better the country, any meaningful change is deemed evil.
If Zuck had balls he should have asked Hawley why he tried to aid a coup.
Also, yeah, guns
He should have asked Josh about that.
He should have said yes let’s set up a victims fund but I will match the money gun industry, drug industry ect puts in it.
America importing 500billion worth of goods from China while also trying to press this TIKTOK guy over genocide and massacres just shows how little they care about the deaths.
0:17 beeg stremch
Next google youtube....😅😅😅😅😅
As if Hassan doesn't know the difference between being monitored by your own government than by a foreign one. It literally like being grounded by your parents as to by your friends parents
You should watch where aoc questions!!!she literally owns it!!!
Not a mid off
when i look at zuck face i can *hear* this lizard man thinking "blink now."
parental control is turned off hha
I wonder if the right is going to sink Zuckerberg as a favor to Musk?