Fun Trivia: On two occasions that Theo was recalling about the time he hooked up with Jared from Subway's sister allegedly (7:51) (Riff Raff TPW Ep.199 and Mike Posner TPW Ep.241), he reached for a water bottle to drink. Did he get dehydrated while visiting that lovely memory? Must have been a wild event. 0:00 Intro / Road Rules Show Height Challenge 0:54 Dating Older Women 1:57 Theo's Commitment Issues 3:30 Theo's Dating Life in a Nutshell 4:50 The Worst Girlfriend According To Theo 5:15 Theo's First Girlfriend Could Have Been a Woman 6:17 Waking Up in a Hotel with a Girl 7:14 Ideal Activity to Get to Know a Girl 7:51 Jared Subway's Sister Allegedly Hooked Up With Theo 9:00 Getting Head Right By A Stream 10:08 Theo Tried the First Batch of Gas Station's Rhino 7 Pills 11:41 How Theo Lost His Virginity Subscribe: ruclips.net/channel/UC0Rcu42LXlbyX1BbKN-hxwQ
@@joneskost3096 Appreciate you guys for actually recognizing the time and effort making this, let alone a series. You'd be surprised some saw the previous ones and just call it "reposting". So thank you guys!
this is insane dedication, do u wruite every skit or story he makes in a podcast and mark it down if u hear it in the next pod? its gotta take literally hours and hours of sitting thru episodes@@thepodcastowl_
@funzy101 and thats your problem. Self accountability. Nobody other than your mother will every be able to care enough to pick up the slack for you. That us your job. You are a man and no one will listen to your problems. That's reality. Thats the reason so many of us kill ourselves. Rely on one person and one person only. You. If somethings wrong change it. Youre the only one that will be able too. You need to go right now and listen to Tucker Carlsen's interview with Andrew tate he puts it way better and step by step
Is he really tho? Lol I think he embellishes and creates stories that are random and funny…but maybe you know him better. When he talks about being an ex-Coke head, my BS meter goes bezerk lol
@@SteveMe21685 i think a lot of them are true but he of course adds a bit of extra weirdness to it. he was indeed a heavy drug addict and its also true that he was part of a cult, theo has definitely has a weird ass life so i think its believable that his stories are just an exagerrated version of true stories
@@princess2upretty oh absolutely, that’s what a good comedic mind does tho. They take stories they’ve heard or experienced and add things to make them funny.
I will listen to ANYTHING Theo has to say, we all knew he was special since MTV but we had no idea what a treasure he was, his perspective opens minds and hearts 🙏🏼❤️
What an epic effort to round up clips from bordering esoteric sources and homogenize in a cohesive way that makes it into a casually comedic rant… Spectacular
Some women act like they want you but dont so its kinda tricky to figure it out. Im kinda in the same boat work with a girl i like and keeps saying i need a girl when she's the one
@@MattRockwell1 if she works with you it’s even triclkier…she wouldn’t want to pursue, then to discover you two aren’t a good match….and now she has to keep working with you, awkward 2.0.
Another winner my friend! Lol But in the behind the bowling alley story, having sex w rocks being thrown at them, you def should’ve included his line “it’s hard to fuck and duck, bruh.” 🤣 I love it. Lol
🎉🎉🎉 Im in a Mother country... I like VonT. .. he seems deep and shallow at the same time.. and hes very smart in a humoristisk/humourus way ❤ Wish him all good.
It’s possible there’s an association that he might be subconsciously avoiding situations potentially threatening sobriety such as a toxic relationship. Relationships going bad could certainly act as a trigger. Just throwing out that as a possibility. Something else could be since he’s self employed, and accustomed to doing his work his way without the threat of distractions. Seems like in general there isn’t many found memories of relationships/sexual experiences providing any positive influence to his life.
@@harorider96same bro. And every time I tell myself just a couple of beers but then it’s 4am and I’m still drinking. I just need to stop lying to myself and stay sober
36 here! Single, never married, no kids. Best shape of my life. Doing really well for my self! Just super picky and haven’t let myself settle. What’s up Theo 😂 picture is of me on my profile
@@adisondenham2426 kind leaders who believe in God and lead by biblical teachings. Providers (I make 6 figures I’m not out for money) who take responsibility for current and future planning of a comfortable life by standards we agree to together. Someone who cares about their body and makes health a priority. Someone who does the right thing when no one’s looking.
In county jail once I was so hungry I ate broccoli and ranch dressing that one of the guards had thrown in the rec room trash just before our free hour. And let me tell ya…after 3 weeks of jail food that wilted broccoli and warm ranch dressing was like fucking Four Seasons.
When Theo said he cheated in every relationship he’s ever been in I stopped admiring him but started praying for him. Self-awareness only goes so far. I hope he finds the love he desires in God and THEN chooses a woman who can share that love with him.
“I would have dreams that there were sharks that looked like me n shit”..😂 - Theo Von I hope he eventually figures out his intimacy and connection stuff..it’s one thing to thrive from it, but I think Theo wants to have those things..but can’t for some reason..find it. Funny guy and seems very genuine. I hope he finds the one the he gets and that she gets him.. ❤
Theo, I relate very much. One day you’ll meet someone and be at a good place in your life where you think, wow, that was fun…a few days go by, your mind drifts to her, you reach out, then you start wanting to spend time, wondering what she is doing when she isn’t with you…before you know it, you KNOW it…and that will be thee one. Don’t worry. Life unfolds…❤
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 🚀 *Childhood Adventures* - Childhood experiences on the Road Rules show, facing height challenges. - Walked between hot air balloons on a plank for a stunt. - Reflecting on personal growth since those adventurous times. 02:10 💔 *Theo's Commitment Issues* - Theo expresses fear of commitment and sleeping in the same bed or house. - Uncertain about marriage due to deep-seated commitment issues. - Searching for a wife but struggles with loneliness and fear of closeness. 03:40 🛏️ *Sexcapades and Relationships* - Open discussion about past relationships and sexual encounters. - Theo shares experiences of bad sex and hundreds of past encounters. - Reflecting on choices made during his youth and the challenges of intimacy. 06:27 🩹 *The Bloody Encounter* - Recounts a bizarre incident of waking up with a nosebleed, unrelated to alcohol. - Describes a night where his nose bled during intimacy, making the situation awkward. - Reflects on the absurdity of the situation, including losing blood and trying ineffective pills. 09:20 🎣 *Fishy Encounters* - Shares an unusual experience of getting a hand job by a stream and fish eating semen. - Discusses the strange dreams and fears that followed the unique incident. - Humorous reflection on the unexpected turn of events during a youthful encounter. 11:25 💊 *Misadventures with Rhino Pills* - Theo recounts a comical and embarrassing story involving Rhino pills. - Details a nosebleed incident during an intimate encounter caused by gas station sex pills. - Reflects on the humorous memories and the absurdity of the situation. 13:47 🤕 *Metaphor for Life* - Expands on the metaphor of staying hard despite life's challenges. - Discusses the difficulties of maintaining resilience in the face of adversity. - Wraps up the conversation with a humorous analogy about staying strong amidst rock-throwing scenarios. Made with HARPA AI
Fun Trivia: On two occasions that Theo was recalling about the time he hooked up with Jared from Subway's sister allegedly (7:51) (Riff Raff TPW Ep.199 and Mike Posner TPW Ep.241), he reached for a water bottle to drink. Did he get dehydrated while visiting that lovely memory? Must have been a wild event.
0:00 Intro / Road Rules Show Height Challenge
0:54 Dating Older Women
1:57 Theo's Commitment Issues
3:30 Theo's Dating Life in a Nutshell
4:50 The Worst Girlfriend According To Theo
5:15 Theo's First Girlfriend Could Have Been a Woman
6:17 Waking Up in a Hotel with a Girl
7:14 Ideal Activity to Get to Know a Girl
7:51 Jared Subway's Sister Allegedly Hooked Up With Theo
9:00 Getting Head Right By A Stream
10:08 Theo Tried the First Batch of Gas Station's Rhino 7 Pills
11:41 How Theo Lost His Virginity
Subscribe: ruclips.net/channel/UC0Rcu42LXlbyX1BbKN-hxwQ
That painting in the back is a mash up of Chris Farley and Theo Von.
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“I don’t know man. If I knew I would know”
That’s deep, Theo.
I am the perfect commitment phobe gf for Theo.... dream man
He is deep.
Arguably the greatest quote of all time…”if I knew man, I would know. You know?”
super impressive how you match up similar stories through different podcasts
It’s amazing if you think about how much time went it to make a 14 min video
@@joneskost3096 Appreciate you guys for actually recognizing the time and effort making this, let alone a series. You'd be surprised some saw the previous ones and just call it "reposting". So thank you guys!
I absolutely agree. 💯
this is insane dedication, do u wruite every skit or story he makes in a podcast and mark it down if u hear it in the next pod? its gotta take literally hours and hours of sitting thru episodes@@thepodcastowl_
ur a wizard kid @@thepodcastowl_
"I'm so fucking lonely bro" 😂😂 laughing and crying at the same time
@funzy101 and thats your problem. Self accountability. Nobody other than your mother will every be able to care enough to pick up the slack for you. That us your job. You are a man and no one will listen to your problems. That's reality. Thats the reason so many of us kill ourselves. Rely on one person and one person only. You. If somethings wrong change it. Youre the only one that will be able too.
You need to go right now and listen to Tucker Carlsen's interview with Andrew tate he puts it way better and step by step
" you look like a lesbian golf pro" Theo nailed brendan lol
Perfect description! Hysterical
So quick with it too. Dudes wit is next level.
He’s an honourable bloke. Lesbian golf pro was laughing at that girl. Hence the lesbian golf dig.
Theo von is the most honest comic out there and he is hilarious, his childhood should be a comedy movie.
Is he really tho? Lol I think he embellishes and creates stories that are random and funny…but maybe you know him better. When he talks about being an ex-Coke head, my BS meter goes bezerk lol
@@SteveMe21685Agree. His childhood stories probably start from somewhere, a loose basis and from there are widely embellished.
@@princess2upretty Either way its comedy. Theres no way people actually believe his stories, they're just funny and thats the point...
@@SteveMe21685 i think a lot of them are true but he of course adds a bit of extra weirdness to it. he was indeed a heavy drug addict and its also true that he was part of a cult, theo has definitely has a weird ass life so i think its believable that his stories are just an exagerrated version of true stories
@@princess2upretty oh absolutely, that’s what a good comedic mind does tho. They take stories they’ve heard or experienced and add things to make them funny.
That Bush Gore line was absolutely genius
for women it's real every single month
@@lilme7052 I wish them well
Seriously 😳😂
"Morse code from that window rattle" is maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard
Theo cracking up Jocko makes me smile
it just goes to show his story don’t change
No doubt. A puzzling settle.
The amount of work this took is crazy. Awesome job !
Facts! And everything else too like the description
I will listen to ANYTHING Theo has to say, we all knew he was special since MTV but we had no idea what a treasure he was, his perspective opens minds and hearts 🙏🏼❤️
no one asked
Theo is doomed to find love at 69, then have a kid at 70 just like his daddy.
And then be gay at 80
In the words of Theodore himself. ( I'm making this up.) Their was this guy in my town who told me I was the straightest figure 8.)
He’s only in his early 40s chill
I love Theo ❤
HA
"It's hard to stay hard when people throwin rocks at ya"
-Nietzsche
2:10 why is the distant laughter always so funny 😂
If you listen closely,some of that KATS laughter is Derek.
I lose it when Jamie starts laughing on Joe Rogan.
What an epic effort to round up clips from bordering esoteric sources and homogenize in a cohesive way that makes it into a casually comedic rant… Spectacular
Bro i didn't even know what esoteric and homogenize mean but I appreciate the kind words!
Quite an astute observation, gent
This guy makes the top comedians laugh from their gut.
“Hope you find one” girl was caught realizing wifey ain’t her 😂😮😂
She actually came out that she liked him but he wasn’t really picking up on it and that’s why she was kinda salty lol
that’s how i took her comment so good to know i interpreted it correctly
Some women act like they want you but dont so its kinda tricky to figure it out. Im kinda in the same boat work with a girl i like and keeps saying i need a girl when she's the one
@@MattRockwell1 if she works with you it’s even triclkier…she wouldn’t want to pursue, then to discover you two aren’t a good match….and now she has to keep working with you, awkward 2.0.
@AfroNinja424 maybe he was picking up on it and trying to be polite about not liking her back haha
He said.. "Jared from Subway's Sister" 🤣🤣
Theo is from my town. It’s amazing to see this guy on top of the comedy world.
Bro', Theo Von is the funniest authentic dude out there. He's not even trying to be funny yet the things he says is hilarious
I’d melt if I made Nikki glaser laugh like that
Gross - Not that unfunny c*m dumpster 🤣
“Morse code of that window rattle”🤣…this G is a lyricist!
‘i don’t know man, if i knew i’d know, you know’
somehow very profound
Brendan making fun of Jared from Subways sister had me dying😂😂
"U f***ing know what type of truck it was, just from the f***ing morse code of that window rattle " --THEO THE POET
You never know if he’s being sincere lying or being honest lol great comedian
That neurodivergent king
lol he absolutely is. His wife is probably not in these circles
“I thought there were going to be sharks that looked like me…” of course. 😆
Someone needs to make a movie about his life. It would be a hit
“I don’t know dude. If I knew man, I would know ya know?” Good idea for Theo’s book title
I used to think Theo was making these stories up, but this shows you that he's funny by just telling stories about his life
The way all those jokes hit every single time theo is top class 👏
"DUDE, you look like a lesbian golf pro, right now. You look terrible, right now." Made me laugh out loud
Theo tells the same stories over and over again, but it Feels Like the First Time, every time I hear them…
Pretty decent editing Poscast 🦉 👍
"Its hard to stay hard, when people throwing rocks at you"
- Theo Vaughn and Theo Vaughn of hip hop 2020(?)
His stories always leave you with more questions than answers 😅
Another winner my friend! Lol But in the behind the bowling alley story, having sex w rocks being thrown at them, you def should’ve included his line “it’s hard to fuck and duck, bruh.” 🤣 I love it. Lol
2:45 “idk dude, if I knew man, I would know, you know” - Theo 😂
3:45
Been waiting for this Theo clip for years dude!!!! I'd always have to find it on tigerbelly full episode
🎉🎉🎉 Im in a Mother country... I like VonT. .. he seems deep and shallow at the same time.. and hes very smart in a humoristisk/humourus way ❤
Wish him all good.
You described him perfectly.
This is such a GREAT EDIT 🤞🏾⚡️⚡️
8:33 “dude u look like a lesbian golf pro” that had me dying lmao
this edit is amazing 🤣
I thought there would be sharks in the sea that looked like me 😂😂
You don't know how bad I needed to find this content gold today! 😫 thank you! ❤😂
Theo the legend
Wow, badass video editing, Thank you! I love you Theo❤️🔥
He is freaking hilarious.
Nice comp.
I'd totally date theo in a heartbeat 😂 nothing beats a funny dude
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Please don't. He is too flawed to make anybody happy.
@@biafranowandforever.7161 projecting 🧢
@@biafranowandforever.7161bro doesnt understand the first rule of enjoying comedy
no one asked
No one says "I'm trying to engage in sex" in a casual conversation but Theo.
Hahaha. Tom still investigating TheoGate haha. "Did you sleep with any castmates" hahahahah
This was amazing
His first girlfriend was like Donga in 16 candles 😂
Theo Von is a literal comic that we the people need😂😂😂😂😅❤
"Hopefully you find one" is my new line...to just about everything to everyone
Theo cracking up Nikki Glaser is COMEDY GOLD 06:23
It’s possible there’s an association that he might be subconsciously avoiding situations potentially threatening sobriety such as a toxic relationship.
Relationships going bad could certainly act as a trigger.
Just throwing out that as a possibility. Something else could be since he’s self employed,
and accustomed to doing his work his way without the threat of distractions.
Seems like in general there isn’t many found memories of relationships/sexual experiences providing any positive influence to his life.
Holy shit you just wrote out my situation perfectly. Self employment + a couple high earning months makes it VERY tempting to engage in benders often.
@@harorider96same bro. And every time I tell myself just a couple of beers but then it’s 4am and I’m still drinking. I just need to stop lying to myself and stay sober
Samsies bros
It'll be funny when Theo is married with a kid or 2, and Brianna is inevitably still trying to find a dude who can stomach her for the long haul.
That painting in the back is a mash up of Chris Farley and Theo Von.
Brendon roasting Theo at first was actually funny
God I was cackling until the end 😂
❤ Theo 😅
36 here! Single, never married, no kids. Best shape of my life. Doing really well for my self! Just super picky and haven’t let myself settle.
What’s up Theo 😂 picture is of me on my profile
😂🤡😂🤡
@@adisondenham2426 kind leaders who believe in God and lead by biblical teachings. Providers (I make 6 figures I’m not out for money) who take responsibility for current and future planning of a comfortable life by standards we agree to together. Someone who cares about their body and makes health a priority. Someone who does the right thing when no one’s looking.
Kahlyla waits for Bobby to laugh before she does.
well edited
Theo is hilarious.
I like Theo so much I wish he would find love. He seems so sad a lot…
lol it should be a black woman. He’s special
That first interview with Nikki Glaser in that black dress ws 🔥
In county jail once I was so hungry I ate broccoli and ranch dressing that one of the guards had thrown in the rec room trash just before our free hour. And let me tell ya…after 3 weeks of jail food that wilted broccoli and warm ranch dressing was like fucking Four Seasons.
The onea where its Theo and Rif Raf and they both are wearing sunglasses i think was genius.
When Theo said he cheated in every relationship he’s ever been in I stopped admiring him but started praying for him. Self-awareness only goes so far. I hope he finds the love he desires in God and THEN chooses a woman who can share that love with him.
“I would have dreams that there were sharks that looked like me n shit”..😂 - Theo Von
I hope he eventually figures out his intimacy and connection stuff..it’s one thing to thrive from it, but I think Theo wants to have those things..but can’t for some reason..find it. Funny guy and seems very genuine. I hope he finds the one the he gets and that she gets him.. ❤
The "I hope you find one" girl is really pretty!!!
When Steebee was on KATS it was truly the best
Theo, I relate very much. One day you’ll meet someone and be at a good place in your life where you think, wow, that was fun…a few days go by, your mind drifts to her, you reach out, then you start wanting to spend time, wondering what she is doing when she isn’t with you…before you know it, you KNOW it…and that will be thee one. Don’t worry. Life unfolds…❤
Great editing!
Theo and Jocko were much better together than I would have expected
2:10 the way they reacted tells me they definitely dont still sleep in the same bed lmao
The picture he painted in the motel story is willllld
I think the funny thing is theo shoots the crazy shit really fast and people have to like do a mental double take xD
Maybe Theo will be like his dad and be an older parent 🥹 I want him to find love! 💗
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:00 🚀 *Childhood Adventures*
- Childhood experiences on the Road Rules show, facing height challenges.
- Walked between hot air balloons on a plank for a stunt.
- Reflecting on personal growth since those adventurous times.
02:10 💔 *Theo's Commitment Issues*
- Theo expresses fear of commitment and sleeping in the same bed or house.
- Uncertain about marriage due to deep-seated commitment issues.
- Searching for a wife but struggles with loneliness and fear of closeness.
03:40 🛏️ *Sexcapades and Relationships*
- Open discussion about past relationships and sexual encounters.
- Theo shares experiences of bad sex and hundreds of past encounters.
- Reflecting on choices made during his youth and the challenges of intimacy.
06:27 🩹 *The Bloody Encounter*
- Recounts a bizarre incident of waking up with a nosebleed, unrelated to alcohol.
- Describes a night where his nose bled during intimacy, making the situation awkward.
- Reflects on the absurdity of the situation, including losing blood and trying ineffective pills.
09:20 🎣 *Fishy Encounters*
- Shares an unusual experience of getting a hand job by a stream and fish eating semen.
- Discusses the strange dreams and fears that followed the unique incident.
- Humorous reflection on the unexpected turn of events during a youthful encounter.
11:25 💊 *Misadventures with Rhino Pills*
- Theo recounts a comical and embarrassing story involving Rhino pills.
- Details a nosebleed incident during an intimate encounter caused by gas station sex pills.
- Reflects on the humorous memories and the absurdity of the situation.
13:47 🤕 *Metaphor for Life*
- Expands on the metaphor of staying hard despite life's challenges.
- Discusses the difficulties of maintaining resilience in the face of adversity.
- Wraps up the conversation with a humorous analogy about staying strong amidst rock-throwing scenarios.
Made with HARPA AI
lol that bush / gore joke is hilarious.
He’s an OG, “ROCK FUCKER” hunnies!
HOOOYEAAAH!!!
Lol" okay ill look over at you sometime!!!!!"
Theo will soon realize that most couples dont sleep in the same room let alone the same bed. Conjugal visits and done baby!!! 😂😂😂😂
nah that bush gore joke was too good
Need more Theo fsfs !!
"dont *touch* me dude!" 😂😭
Ryno 7 will infact give you a nosebleed.
Tom really wants to know if Theo slept with his wife… 😂
Bossie "you kinda freaky" 💀
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Can’t stop laughing.
We had some issues later on, we were looking for a court date ... damn
So funny Theo!! Best comedian out there right now 😂 Gang Gang
When Nikki’s attracted to someone it’s unbearable to watch her performative laugh.
She’s so unbelievably annoying. Not as bad as Whitney Cummings but a close second.
The more I hear the more I like him.❤
Tom's gonna leave Christina soon anyway
Well, it’ll be easy for her and Theo to get back together since we all know they’ve slept together 🤷♀️