Librarians Come For The Former President | Joe "Dark Brandon" Biden Is More Powerful Than Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 8 авг 2022
  • The FBI's raid of the former president's home is apparently part of an ongoing investigation by the National Archives and Records Administration. Meanwhile, the current president's recent accomplishments are being celebrated online with "Dark Brandon" memes. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Год назад +841

    This isn't "crazy" and the country isn't "enraged". This is the appropriate process that occurs under a nation of laws. Evidence has been found that strongly suggests Donald Trump has committed crimes, and now he's getting the due process we all have a right to when we've been accused of commiting a crime.
    This is a BEAUTIFUL day for our country!
    👏👏👏👏👏BRAVO DOJ, BRAVO!👏👏👏👏👏

    • @stevetubvang3034
      @stevetubvang3034 Год назад

      It is a beautiful day but if Trump is not going down for his coup, someone else in the future will try it again and be succeeded.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Год назад

      It's television theatrics. Nothing more. Trump's crimes have been broadcast on global television for years. He is simply not going to prison.
      Everyone needs to understand that. Stop saying, "Hold them accountable!" That's not how the US operates. Bush tortured people to death in secret prisons. Obama ran drone strikes on children. Americans have their Netflix and lattes because the US government has no morals or scruples. You have your cheap Chinese-made plastic garbage delivered to your front door like Christmas presents to yourselves because of the US government's corruption and greed.
      You love the system the way that it is. You don't want anything to change. Change is scary.

    • @damientech88
      @damientech88 Год назад

      Hi, my name is Hunter Biden and I can get away with anything...even if its on video.

    • @TheTheloniusPunk
      @TheTheloniusPunk Год назад +24

      Very well put, thank you !
      We need to talk about this more .... the success of our institutions is the biggest lesson for me- and second biggest is, how close they might have been, and might be, to failing.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +1

      Fun when its someone else sick

  • @bonniejosavland3227
    @bonniejosavland3227 Год назад +98

    The “Librarians” are taking him down!

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Год назад +186

    2:09 I'm not a librarian but the roar of approval from the audience about librarians made me very happy

    • @ellynmacgregor8210
      @ellynmacgregor8210 Год назад +10

      I am not and never have been an official librarian, but I worked at a library (as paid staff, not as a volunteer) for over twenty years, and let me tell you--those librarians in Reference (or Info Services, to use the newer term) really kick some serious...well, let's just say one shouldn't be deceived by their mild appearance and quiet demeanor. 😉

  • @emerynoel567
    @emerynoel567 Год назад +21

    "Did you find the note where he says he's proud of me? .......Keep looking."
    LAUGHED my entire ass off at that!!!!

  • @jwilk5606
    @jwilk5606 Год назад +73

    Trump calls the raid on Mar-A-Lago dark times! So the gas bombs on peaceful protesters to take a photo op on the church, good times? Gotcha

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 Год назад

      Good times when he pardoned 4 mass murdering child killers at the end of his term, 14 people including a 9 and 11 year old gunned down by American mercenaries, requiring one of their fellow members to pull a gun on them to get them to stop.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +1

      Or that time they pepper sprayed migrants and put their children in cages? Or the time he sided with Russia over our intelligence agencies?

  • @Hailstormand
    @Hailstormand Год назад +31

    I would rather watch Dr Jill helping with her husband's coat than watching a couple did fake-love, forced-smile and sometimes open hostility caught unawares on air and in print.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад

      What, like Bill and Hillary?

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Год назад +5

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 What a timely snappy reference that would have been... a quarter of a century ago.

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Год назад

      @@mohenn22smith27 it's kinda pathetic really.

  • @shauniebnaturalista6672
    @shauniebnaturalista6672 Год назад +6

    The librarians are throwing the book at him!

  • @utubefreshie
    @utubefreshie Год назад +36

    As a library worker, I approve this message!! 😁

  • @baknights14
    @baknights14 Год назад +6437

    It wasn't a raid it was a tourist visit by FBI agents. There was so much love in the crowd of agents they were hugging everyone involved. And the crowd of agents was the largest gathering in history.

    • @alecm_9459
      @alecm_9459 Год назад +342

      Lmfao so much love in that crowd of feds

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 Год назад +455

      There is so much meaning in that statement the MAGA people will not get. LOL

    • @tomgraves6463
      @tomgraves6463 Год назад +438

      Apparently they left with lot of souvenirs too... 😃

    • @itswickedsweet4409
      @itswickedsweet4409 Год назад +317

      Big men, they had big men with tears in their eyes.

    • @pale_mask
      @pale_mask Год назад +302

      The police were just waving them in.

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak Год назад +74

    "It was a beautiful raid. A tremendous raid. It was big and beautiful and maybe the most incredible raid ever, many people are saying. So many boxes and the most beautiful safe. Can t'rump do a raid or what, right folks? t'rump raids, no one does them better than me t'rump!"

    • @juliefranks4265
      @juliefranks4265 Год назад +12

      “Sir, this raid had the most agents in the history of raids.”

    • @gggongaga2949
      @gggongaga2949 Год назад +1

      "You may not know this, but many people have told ME-- it was the most bigly raid they'ever seen..."
      DAM rite, it was-- Lmao ! I'm Loving every minute of it! 💙🇺🇸💙

  • @goodtogogang8777
    @goodtogogang8777 Год назад +3

    Breaking in on a dick! Classic. I have no words to express my admiration and believe this will go down as one of the greatest comedic lines of all time.

  • @jasonsan9517
    @jasonsan9517 Год назад +33

    “I like former presidents who DON’T take the 5th”!
    ~ John McCain

  • @corkyvanderhaven3391
    @corkyvanderhaven3391 Год назад +176

    Librarians: …..When ya can’t get him on taxes, insurrection, cheating everywhere….then the overdue fines will do.

    • @joko09010
      @joko09010 Год назад +17

      I’m fine with that. 😆👍🏻

    • @lj6393
      @lj6393 Год назад +15

      @@joko09010 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This renewed my happiness! He's overdue for justice!

    • @jaydancing7938
      @jaydancing7938 Год назад +22

      Throw the book at him.
      BYOB as he never read one

    • @terrygoyan3022
      @terrygoyan3022 Год назад +14

      I was going to say that tRump owes late fees for books. But who am I kidding, we all know that tRump can't read!

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 Год назад +7

      The fines hell refuse to pay .

  • @christophersnyder1532
    @christophersnyder1532 Год назад +51

    Oh, Donnie boy, the feds, the feds are calling.

    • @ShitYourself7
      @ShitYourself7 Год назад

      Liberals suck dude. Biden is the actual criminal

  • @sharmanr.hankins8372
    @sharmanr.hankins8372 Год назад +2

    Librarians always instilled fear in me...I get it! Keep up your stealth strategy...it's working.

  • @bobbiemanning2181
    @bobbiemanning2181 Год назад +2

    Oh my heavens, Stephen was ON FIRE!!! A wonderful way to celebrate Karma-Largo!!! Yay! ❤

  • @ALCRAN2010
    @ALCRAN2010 Год назад +23

    2016: Ran as a joke.
    2020: Ran for reelection.
    2024: Will run from incarceration.

  • @katherinenoggle6407
    @katherinenoggle6407 Год назад +226

    Speaking as a librarian, i can tell you the reason we're so silent...it's the crepe-soled orthopedic shoes. You'll never hear us coming.

  • @ronleight9341
    @ronleight9341 Год назад +4

    The Dick Nixon joke is definitely in the running for joke of the year!

  • @queensrule4450
    @queensrule4450 Год назад +39

    His impersonation of Eric is hysterical. Even when one knows it's coming, it's always a surprise how quickly he can change from Eric to Stephen. So very good!

  • @psdeas7530
    @psdeas7530 Год назад +72

    The irony of librarians taking down a crook who can’t read.

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 Год назад +2

      Confidential documents stuffing up a toilet ended up being the smocking gun. Also, now we know why he complains about how many times you have to flush a toilet. Low pressure plumbing makes it so hard to get rid of incriminating evidence!

    • @midiman5045
      @midiman5045 Год назад

      In Trumps defense he could just say I can not read and did not understand confidential. Because I am a stable genius. LOLROF

  • @taa2117
    @taa2117 Год назад +152

    Quick question: How many criminal investgations can one person be involved in before he/she actually goes to jail? Just arrest the orange clown already.

    • @digbick1241
      @digbick1241 Год назад

      You have nothing.

    • @amandahudson431
      @amandahudson431 Год назад +1

      The world may never know? - Mr. Owl-

    • @RochelleHasTooManyHobbies
      @RochelleHasTooManyHobbies Год назад +4

      I agree, but it's better to wait for the heaps of evidence to be thoroughly gathered and investigated.
      He cannot be processed for the same crime twice. That is a constitutional right.
      They need time to solidify guilt beyond a shadow of a doubt so that when sentencing comes due, the judge will have no option but to dole out justice.

    • @jquest99
      @jquest99 Год назад +1

      @@amandahudson431 😆 😆 I was thinking the exact same thing.
      One... twooo... threeee

    • @gravethebeyond
      @gravethebeyond Год назад +1

      Soon. Very soon.

  • @notenough1484
    @notenough1484 Год назад +2

    Feel the breeze of the marry go round 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏻
    I so much enjoy these words you have for us.
    Thank you again.

  • @AK-gh2hh
    @AK-gh2hh Год назад +4

    I LOVE when he does his Eric Trump impression hahahahaha

  • @Ti5qu4ntum
    @Ti5qu4ntum Год назад +138

    The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine.
    I am ready for the wheels of justice to grind this man into powder. 🙌🏼🗽🇺🇸🦅

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 Год назад +9

      it wasn't _this_ January he took the boxes with content which didn't belong in his hands, but January 2021. they should have done this long ago.

    • @le2800
      @le2800 Год назад

      @@paulrogers00 It probably takesife5yy6s awhile for that to come to their attention. I doubt the organization only had HIS boxes to go through to discover that some were missing OR someone on his team who didn't want him to try run again dropped a dime on him. 😂

  • @jalabi99
    @jalabi99 Год назад +401

    First Steve Bannon gets taken down by the US Postal Service Inspectors, now TFG get taken down by the National Archives. Moral of the story: don't mess with nerds!!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад +1

      Save your crowing for when they are actually.in jail...like that's going to happen

    • @cerebrumexcrement
      @cerebrumexcrement Год назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sophiabright8371
      @sophiabright8371 Год назад +35

      Let's just say the takedown of Alex Jones in court was pretty splendid too!!!!
      It was a week we've waited for patiently and DESERVE!!!

    • @sophiabright8371
      @sophiabright8371 Год назад +14

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 must agree. Until the door slams and the keys are tossed into the maw of Mt. Doom, I celebrate NOTHING.

    • @jwilk5606
      @jwilk5606 Год назад +8

      When we see them put in handcuffs and walk into a jail; then I'll be a happy person

  • @dontaskme7157
    @dontaskme7157 Год назад +59

    God bless those two marines who are standing there not laughing at this whole situation

  • @notlikely4468
    @notlikely4468 Год назад +5

    Eric is just pissed because a librarian found him a copy of "How to Hug"
    And then he found out it was Vol 20 of the encyclopedia

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +1824

    "Anyone being investigated by the FBI is not qualified to be the President of the United States." - Donald Trump, circa 2015.
    EDIT: Snopes said research is ongoing on whether or not he actually said that, but let's be real for a second here, folks. Given the former guy's history of misogyny and love for hypocrisy, he most DEFINITELY had said that one way or another.

    • @Xiannv.
      @Xiannv. Год назад +44

      Good one!

    • @luvmyrecords
      @luvmyrecords Год назад +45

      WOW!! I didn't remember that one. Thank you!

    • @realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972
      @realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972 Год назад

      But this idiot has decided that the raid is a motivating factor to announce his presidency. What?

    • @mtnx7
      @mtnx7 Год назад +144

      Investigated by his own appointed FBI Director nonetheless 🤣

    • @ihcterra4625
      @ihcterra4625 Год назад +112

      @@mtnx7 and signed by a judge Trump appointed

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm Год назад +139

    The best,nicest,classiest lady died yesterday,Olivia Newton John,far too early,as she helped so many people with her cancer hospital and of course, her beautiful voice.On the other hand,Trump still manages to keep breathing. The world isn't fair.

    • @firequeen2194
      @firequeen2194 Год назад +7

      💯. RIP Olivia, you brought us joy.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +6

      RIP, you beautiful angel!

    • @jacquelinecallejas1390
      @jacquelinecallejas1390 Год назад +5

      Absolutely true.

    • @McOzman479
      @McOzman479 Год назад +10

      Good people die young. Another legend died the day before. Judith Durham from The Seekers. She and Olivia had 2 of the best voices in the music industry they both brought joy to millions. Trump,on the other hand brings shit and will live to a thousand.

    • @pixel3483
      @pixel3483 Год назад

      This is not Trump talking about himself. Media is disgusting and lazy and I’m just pointing at Steven Colbert in this post

  • @pamelahammonds8418
    @pamelahammonds8418 Год назад +20

    Archivists are an insane bunch. I've worked in an academic library for 32 years and there's nothing like them! "You took what?!" I'm loving this.

  • @kaymccabe843
    @kaymccabe843 Год назад +2

    Absolutely great! Right on as always

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Год назад +405

    I'd just like to point out that, even though he won't admit it, Trump is a *FORMER* President, and a disgraced one at that.

    • @timefortinybirdandfriends6565
      @timefortinybirdandfriends6565 Год назад +15

      And, defeated.

    • @sheilalopez3983
      @sheilalopez3983 Год назад +19

      Civil, twice impeached.

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 Год назад

      Correction: he's a disgraced, twice impeached, rejected by the majority of voters Former President. Also, an embarrassment to the Nation and Bloated Joke of the Western World. (And this was all completely predictable in 2016. Hillary tried to warn us.)

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 Год назад +13

      Yeah… how can it be a political with hunt? He’s a private citizen who’s not above the law 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @damientech88
      @damientech88 Год назад +4

      Being hated by far left activists, corrupt politicians and media is not a disgrace. It's a badge of honor.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Год назад +540

    I so hope and pray that the FBI found what they were looking for and this leads to criminal charges for Trump.

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 Год назад +24

      Upto 25 boxes 📦 👀

    • @Aluhcav
      @Aluhcav Год назад +28

      Oh, they found plenty of things to nail him, even harder.

    • @salvilla2370
      @salvilla2370 Год назад +31

      Well he already committed the obvious crime of stealing confidential archives that’s the first of many…..

    • @mikelloyd520
      @mikelloyd520 Год назад

      It won’t lead to charges. USA is all talk and fake.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Год назад

      Even with out searching through the boxes for "what else did he take", the WH already know specific documents he stole.
      And every stolen government document is a crime.

  • @user-justbeingme
    @user-justbeingme Год назад +139

    Trump, 4 days ago: “We need to strengthen our law enforcement! We need to crack down on crime at a level never seen before!”
    FBI: “Ok, gotcha.”

    • @jnayvann
      @jnayvann Год назад +8

      Trump: No, not like that! 😂

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle Год назад +9

      Trump: "I meant other people's crimes. Other people's crimes, not mine."

    • @baknights14
      @baknights14 Год назад +11

      Trump: Crack down on crime at a level never seen.
      FBI: And i took that personally.

    • @shaneomac271
      @shaneomac271 Год назад +3

      @@ireallyreallyhategoogle what crimes has trump commited

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle Год назад

      @@shaneomac271 Financial fraud, tax fraud, campaign fraud, election fraud, tax evasion, electoral interference, sexual misconduct, obstruction of justice, profiting from the presidency, soliciting foreign interference in us elections, advocating violence, abuse of power, persecuting political opponents, violating immigrants' right to due process, inciting riots and many many more that a lawyer could explain to you.

  • @oceangrownkae
    @oceangrownkae Год назад +2

    👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 doctor Jill was totally laughing out loud! So many funnies 💗

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +103

    Wonder how the 'Were are her emails?' crew is gonna take Donnie being charged for mishandling govt. documents...

    • @dannydevito5729
      @dannydevito5729 Год назад +18

      Not sure why, they will ignore logic and move the goalposts like they always do

    • @cabellones
      @cabellones Год назад +11

      "Defund the FBI!"... and I wish I was kidding...

    • @carolinemaybe
      @carolinemaybe Год назад

      The entertainment wing of the cult are calling it an all out war now.

    • @donrobertson4940
      @donrobertson4940 Год назад +1

      @@dannydevito5729 now isn't the time to talk about the emails.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Год назад +2

      # Trey Gowdy has left the chat

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak Год назад +94

    I turned on fox news last night and within 15 seconds they hit all the classics: Hilary's emails, Hunter's laptop, Obama's tan suit. 😉

    • @annepascoe3029
      @annepascoe3029 Год назад +7

      All the classics lol

    • @Christie_Love
      @Christie_Love Год назад

      Ingraham was going on about the "deep state". I haven't heard that one in a while. They really sound like cult zombies. 🧟‍♀️

    • @hopefulenigma9074
      @hopefulenigma9074 Год назад +6

      They’ll be playing the Lawrence Welk reruns next.😁

    • @tonis5140
      @tonis5140 Год назад +7

      Nothing on Obama requesting mustard for his burger? 😃

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      Truth Hurts huh

  • @MrYoubrian
    @MrYoubrian Год назад +3

    "as my beautiful home, in Mar-A-Lago, Palm Beach Florida ....."
    Wait. Didn't he just tell the state of Florida that Mar-A-Lago was NOT his home for tax purposes just earlier this year?

  • @BlackEpyon
    @BlackEpyon Год назад +66

    Personally, I think the Left needs to adopt "Dark Brandon," as one of those "insults" that backfires spectacularly against the people who invented it.

    • @judithcard
      @judithcard Год назад +9

      Agreed! However I did hear that some righties quit allowing it in their home because their teens started saying 'let's go mom' as a way of saying FU to their parents. Kind of an organic backfire!

    • @gauss3894
      @gauss3894 Год назад +2

      Reject Malarkey
      Embrace Modernity

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 Год назад +1

      @@judithcard Wow, teenagers being rebellious? Clearly that's the slogan.
      Also, Dark Brandon is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. He's an old feeble man, and now he's transformed into an old feeble man with sunglasses, congrats in your bias and not voting third party

  • @SiamWoodShop
    @SiamWoodShop Год назад +33

    His latest grift is to email the masses asking for donations following the search. What a grub, but we knew that already.

    • @jacquelinecallejas1390
      @jacquelinecallejas1390 Год назад +5

      He keeps doing this kind of thing and I'm always torn between not wanting him to have more money and delighting in the thought of people bankrupting themselves to worship their false orange god.

    • @SiamWoodShop
      @SiamWoodShop Год назад +1

      @@jacquelinecallejas1390 the best outcome would be the courts to find himguilty of fraud and send him broke. Having said that he probably has all his $$$ in shell accounts. Waiting fot the first indictment.

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 Год назад

      Probably the FBI confiscated all his Rubles. Got to get new moneys.

  • @jademack7199
    @jademack7199 Год назад +26

    All librarians, everywhere: hells yeah, thats right! Don't steal from the collection!

  • @zukkiridesmoto
    @zukkiridesmoto Год назад +39

    " It was a beautiful raid. A big, tremendous raid. Some people said it was the best raid they had ever seen. Lots of people said that....someone came up to me and said, "Sir, I don't think I have ever seen a raid this beautiful" There were people, lots of people. It was unbelievable how many people; beautiful and lots of people. - DJT

    • @stephenb185
      @stephenb185 Год назад +2

      "It was a tremendous raid, unlike anything ever seen before in this country! Absolutely HUGE!! Poor little innocent victim me. And what about Hillary!!? Waaaaa!!" - DJT
      Great comment. You get a TREMENDOUSLY HUGE Thumbs up from me! (I'd give you two if I could).

    • @zackthebongripper7274
      @zackthebongripper7274 Год назад

      Your fake president knew about the raid, and lied.

    • @marcosquezada5645
      @marcosquezada5645 Год назад

      It was a stupid raid same as the people that support that lie

    • @marcosquezada5645
      @marcosquezada5645 Год назад

      @@stephenb185 you guys have to admit that it was a political movement

    • @marcosquezada5645
      @marcosquezada5645 Год назад +1

      @@stephenb185 because they don't want Trump again but that only catapult him

  • @lindablue7494
    @lindablue7494 Год назад +2

    I was trying to do some basic accounting while watching/listening to this and omg, I was laughing so hard at your impression of Biden with the jacket that I literally had to stop so I didn't F it up. lol! Hilariousness at its finest.

  • @bobbymackey3809
    @bobbymackey3809 Год назад +997

    "This wasn't Dick Nixon breaking the law. This was a law breaking in on a Dick!" BEST. LINE. EVER!!!!

    • @russward2612
      @russward2612 Год назад +35

      Couldn't happen to anyone more deserving. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👍✌️🖖

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +27

      Stephen is king!

    • @Birdbike719
      @Birdbike719 Год назад +19

      I may have to borrow this joke. With proper credit of course

    • @lavalampluva55401
      @lavalampluva55401 Год назад +6

      Trumpy should have hired Fawn Hall.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Год назад +20

      According to Stormy, he's more of a mushroom head.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +83

    Eric’s note of how proud he is of his dad was found floating in pieces in the toilet.

  • @andrp411
    @andrp411 Год назад +3

    Let’s go Brandon!

  • @angelikahahn3624
    @angelikahahn3624 Год назад +4

    He is so full of joy. He earned it!🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheFourthBlackReaper
    @TheFourthBlackReaper Год назад +1798

    As a librarian, can confirm.
    You take something you aren’t supposed to and you’re dewey decimal damned

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 Год назад +38

      This reminds me I need to see if I need to renew my card it's been since the 2010s.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Год назад +57

      👀
      And that's the most specific and organised way to be damned.

    • @jasonarthurs3885
      @jasonarthurs3885 Год назад +23

      How long have you been holding onto that nugget?

    • @burn6580
      @burn6580 Год назад +2

      And Clintons email server?

    • @DeadCatX2
      @DeadCatX2 Год назад +49

      The Dewey Decimation System

  • @caseyjl949
    @caseyjl949 Год назад +174

    I never get tired of him mocking Eric

    • @Otimepilot
      @Otimepilot Год назад +12

      Dad! Dad! Why don't you love me Dad?

    • @francisphillips53
      @francisphillips53 Год назад +11

      Me either!! That impersonation ALWAYS killed me. 🤣🤣

    • @Nonameforyoudangit
      @Nonameforyoudangit Год назад +7

      Right??? The thing that Stephen does with his upper lip and teeth makes me hoot every time.

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName Год назад +5

      You cannot get enough of Eric and Cruz

    • @Christie_Love
      @Christie_Love Год назад +3

      Comedy gold!

  • @sharonsaker5462
    @sharonsaker5462 Год назад +2

    Cried tears of laughter with that jacket bit. Thanks Stephen .. I really needed that. 🥰

  • @saraje4769
    @saraje4769 Год назад +35

    As a former archivist, I of course just have to correct the assumption that librarians took him down.... It is most likely the records administrators and archivists who figured it out. I don't blame you for not knowing. We're often behind closed doors or in basements doing our jobs, it's rare for anyone to know we actually exist. 😂 Librarians are awesome too.

    • @gatordragon8824
      @gatordragon8824 Год назад

      There's not enough of you to do much of anything. That's why so many MLIS-havers wants archivist positions and end up pissed off at public libraries.

  • @monaholling8614
    @monaholling8614 Год назад +74

    OMG! "This wasn't Dick Nixon breaking the law. It was the law breaking in on a dick!" I about fell over at that line!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sinchula1
      @sinchula1 Год назад +6

      Amen to that🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @notenough1484
      @notenough1484 Год назад

      Who broke wind? What!
      🤣🤣

    • @pennielane6753
      @pennielane6753 Год назад

      LOL, loved it too.

    • @daren899
      @daren899 Год назад +1

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @erinmcdonald7781
    @erinmcdonald7781 Год назад +278

    Don't mess with Librarians! 📚 They keep records, and they're the guardians of free expression, not to mention history books! 💜✊

  • @tiararoxeanne1318
    @tiararoxeanne1318 Год назад +4

    Stephen and his team literally use almost every sentence in this segment to dig the former president 😂🤣😂🤣. To say that they gleefully did this segment is an understatement😂😂😂😂

  • @sharonmores8697
    @sharonmores8697 Год назад +3

    We love our FBI for not cow towing to the former president.

  • @michaeloconnor5680
    @michaeloconnor5680 Год назад +201

    “Which of his crimes are we investigating “? Too funny and true.
    Answer that question, Republicans…

    • @iTzYoMasterXX
      @iTzYoMasterXX Год назад +2

      Yeah because there are none!

    • @johnnyawooga8503
      @johnnyawooga8503 Год назад

      We're investigating nothing because just like the 2 impeachment attempts nothing is gonna come from this either.

    • @alisonwagner3345
      @alisonwagner3345 Год назад +3

      After 5 years of of being investigated he hasn’t been found guilty of a crime.

    • @lulungameena8817
      @lulungameena8817 Год назад

      Great point. Was talking with a friend a little while ago, and she wondered what if 45** had illegal porn (the heinous kind) and they found that. I said "it wouldn't surprise me" and that my reaction would be "is that all, Drumpf having something immoral and horrible, must be Tuesday". Legally they might not be able to act on it with that warrant (am not a lawyer, not sure if they could keep evidence of crimes that aren't specified in the warrant). Sorry, was channeling my inner Biden :)
      Point is, the width and breadth of 45**'s crimes is so large, they could do an Advent calendar of crimes, have it start in July and never repeat a charge.

    • @leonieromanes7265
      @leonieromanes7265 Год назад +8

      @@alisonwagner3345 the wheels of just grind slow but exceedingly fine.....

  • @DrownedInExile
    @DrownedInExile Год назад +656

    Yesterday I had a pretty rough day on the job. Got home late, to news of Trump being raided, and Faux Noise throwing a fit. That did put a smile on my face!

    • @damientech88
      @damientech88 Год назад

      Would it make you smile if Republicans abused their power while in government?

    • @Christie_Love
      @Christie_Love Год назад +9

      You love to see it. 😊

    • @NankitaBR
      @NankitaBR Год назад +24

      Yesterday I spent all day in bad with terrible cramps, but that news made that one of the happiest days I had in years.

    • @DrownedInExile
      @DrownedInExile Год назад

      @@damientech88 It would make me smile if Repugnants and their failed god-king Trump were prosecuted for their many abuses of power while in government.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Год назад +14

      I'll bet Snowflake Sean said "They are coming FOR YOU NEXT!"

  • @DK-co2bg
    @DK-co2bg Год назад +3

    Thank-you everyday colbert for your work that keeps us all laughing. Go Brandon Go!

  • @JH324
    @JH324 Год назад +3

    "I would like to thank the FBI and Colbert for helping me get Reelected " Donald Trump

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Год назад +791

    Listening to the right wing melt down and cry about Donnie is the song of the summer!

    • @tupelo1975
      @tupelo1975 Год назад +37

      Glass raised.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Год назад +15

      Buns out too.

    • @caro.caro.9578
      @caro.caro.9578 Год назад +12

      It was ann UNANNOUNCED RAID. Hmmmm🤔? Lol

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane Год назад

      Imagine all of his suck ups having dinner with him to stoke his ego tonight.
      I see a game of “dodge the ketchup” breaking out if Gym Jordan gets scared and starts stuttering! 😂😂😂😂.
      We all know they are kissing arse and crying over Ivana’s grave the “biglyest siege ever”.

    • @soul4music79
      @soul4music79 Год назад +10

      👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

  • @sopo1670
    @sopo1670 Год назад +210

    This was the most beautiful raid you've ever seen. In fact is was the biggest and bestest raid in the history of raids. It was done like you've never seen before, beautiful and bigly. Thank you FBI agents. Go home now. We love you.

    • @brendalasich1550
      @brendalasich1550 Год назад +6

      Love this!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss Год назад +7

      By all the BEST people!

    • @tipthornton3716
      @tipthornton3716 Год назад +3

      That was hilarious.. love it

    • @tererodriguez1913
      @tererodriguez1913 Год назад +4

      And it was a good phone call

    • @tcg4111
      @tcg4111 Год назад

      Those FBI agents didn't even ask. They moved in on those classified documents like a bitch. And they grabbed it by the ***** cause when you're the FBI, they let you do it! 😆😆😆 #poeticjustice

  • @blueridgepics
    @blueridgepics Год назад +4

    You're knocking it outta the park tonight, Stephen!!!

  • @EndeavorsDnB
    @EndeavorsDnB Год назад +4

    Dark Brandon for the win!

  • @j9670
    @j9670 Год назад +50

    "It was beautiful, the most beautiful raid you've ever seen. There were people, lots of people. It was unbelievable how many people, and it was beautiful.
    People say I'm the best raidee ever. I'll make an even better prisoner!" 😁😁

  • @CJ-442
    @CJ-442 Год назад +135

    This is the time we live in. The FBI raids the former president’s home and we don’t know why. Not because we can’t imagine him committing a crime, but because there’s SO MUCH that it could be for that it’s hard to narrow it down.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +3

      Because they don't know what they're looking for they're just trying to find something that's how scared they are pathetic

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Год назад

      @@danmcgriff1421 Yeah, that's _totally_ how that works, Dannyboy. A FEDERAL JUDGE would totally sign off on that if he knew this wasn't 100% justified, bulletproof, and on the up-and-up. A TRUMP-APPOINTED FBI director would totally try a stunt like that.
      Man, Trump loves the poorly educated. He would try to grab you by the pussy all day long if he knew you existed!
      Just kidding, he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

    • @mattmanyam
      @mattmanyam Год назад +6

      @@danmcgriff1421 Squid ink.

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 Год назад

      @@danmcgriff1421 FBI does not get a search warrant if they don't know where they are looking for.

    • @robertweir4735
      @robertweir4735 Год назад

      @@danmcgriff1421 You Don't know how search warrants work do you? Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are an idiot than open and prove.

  • @paulwise6856
    @paulwise6856 Год назад +2

    Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country

  • @joesmith1605
    @joesmith1605 Год назад +2

    LOL, "In the dark Brandon" more better.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Год назад +250

    "It wasn't a raid, it was just a government tourist visit...the bigliest ever"
    Hopefully they will find the peepee tapes too

    • @MichaelSplatkins
      @MichaelSplatkins Год назад +20

      Man, that is not something that humans should have to witness 🤢

    • @luvmyrecords
      @luvmyrecords Год назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣Excellent!

    • @holdon4992
      @holdon4992 Год назад +3

      Kisses and hugs too!

    • @johnmartinii77
      @johnmartinii77 Год назад +13

      It was a raid and it was a perfect raid. People are saying there's never been a better raid, ever. Trump has the best raids.

    • @Christie_Love
      @Christie_Love Год назад

      🤮🤮🤮

  • @philgroves7694
    @philgroves7694 Год назад +32

    Library ninjas are on to Donnie's shenanigans. And they're having none of it!

  • @animalshrew7092
    @animalshrew7092 Год назад +2

    When I saw Eric on the news talking about the raid, I though yes Stephens Impression will be back, Love it

  • @willromaine2252
    @willromaine2252 Год назад +4

    This is some of the funniest things I've ever heard but well done on the FBI doing their hob.

    • @donkeyssuck
      @donkeyssuck Год назад

      Hmmmm....wonder why they're not kicking in Bidens door?? Too many doors??

    • @willromaine2252
      @willromaine2252 Год назад

      @@donkeyssuck Cuz there is less reason to do so. Isn't that obvious

    • @willromaine2252
      @willromaine2252 Год назад

      @@donkeyssuck Yeah that's it! You got it! Let's wait until Dump shows more of the righteous fool he is.

    • @donkeyssuck
      @donkeyssuck Год назад

      @@willromaine2252 yeah that's it !!! Let's wait for more of Bumblebiden's finest corruption yet to come.
      Your fine being bled slowly aren't you?
      Keep yourself comfortably numb and you'll never see what he's stealing...oops.... Aside from documents for 40 years...oops...aside from using his son and brother as the bag men for grifting...as long as he gets his cut ....and as long as you're willing to let him get by with it....
      It's not an either or situation...you have a sitting President grifting before your very eyes....
      Whatcha gonna do Pollyanna?

    • @willromaine2252
      @willromaine2252 Год назад

      @@donkeyssuck Uh huh, sure let's go with that.

  • @marquesjohnson6359
    @marquesjohnson6359 Год назад +97

    I knew this was gonna make Stephen so happy LOL 😂😅

  • @michaeldeleted
    @michaeldeleted Год назад +32

    The beautiful thing about 2022 is we can make these kind of jokes about POTUS because that's pretty much the maximum kind of controversy he stirs up. Just a nice lighthearted bit of slapstick. It's such a relief!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад

      And the.senlle old liar has apologists Llining up to defend him. You people love your entitled white guys....

    • @thirdworldposse1324
      @thirdworldposse1324 Год назад

      Yeah I love it when he continually made fun of Eric trump!! You could never make fun of Joe Bidens son, he has never done anything controversial! 👀

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 Год назад

      @@thirdworldposse1324 Hunter Biden might crack under the pressure of feeling a little exposed.

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Год назад

      @@thirdworldposse1324 Hunter Biden is not a member of his father's administration. He also isn't on TV every bloody day to lie and shill for his father and grift for donations. He's a private citizen. He doesn't even murder endangered animals in Africa for fun, like your man crush Eric.

  • @jasonrod4523
    @jasonrod4523 Год назад +2

    Weird, last time I saw Obama left with 33,000 documents.

  • @amachado0
    @amachado0 Год назад +1

    Stephen, you are the greatest in making fun of the former president T**** and Biden - I know where you hate and love are respectively. Your jokes are fantastic, intelligent, and you are a master of impersonating anyone. I watch your show every night and laugh non stop 😭. You are number 1 in the late night talk show.

  • @grizzlynad
    @grizzlynad Год назад +276

    Man I’ve been waiting for tonight’s show, & the idea that emperor Cheeto could be taken down by librarians is poetic! 😅

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +12

      The best part is that this director was appointed by Trump, and now he gets to take him down!

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Год назад +2

      It almost sound like his archenemies/opposite kind of persons got him.

    • @michaelsoutherland3023
      @michaelsoutherland3023 Год назад

      Yes it's wonderful, validates Trump's anti-establishment propaganda.

    • @sinetteiversen9978
      @sinetteiversen9978 Год назад +2

      Especially for somebody who vant read

    • @lisamareeaccary5132
      @lisamareeaccary5132 Год назад

      Not to mention Hilarious !

  • @travisc7722
    @travisc7722 Год назад +82

    Oh man as a Canadian as soon as I saw that news I was looking forward to Colberts reaction! Also I hope one of the agents name was named Bookman.

  • @mandaleigh5249
    @mandaleigh5249 Год назад +3

    Oh god, Colbert's jacket bit. *dead* 😂

  • @joriskemper5392
    @joriskemper5392 Год назад +2

    I can already hear the cogs turning inside Marvel executives heads for 2 new movie franchises: The Librarian and Dark Brandon.

  • @jamesdavis-mann706
    @jamesdavis-mann706 Год назад +191

    Since news broke yesterday back here in the UK I have been eagerly awaiting this monologue....and it didn't disappoint! Taken down by librarians!!!!

    • @GrandmaCathy
      @GrandmaCathy Год назад +5

      Same!!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +7

      Best part is, I'm Liberian, so for a second, that's what I thought the title said haha. But I doubt Trump could find us on a map, much less try to make a dirty deal with us.

    • @franaydelott2734
      @franaydelott2734 Год назад

      They haven't found anything. Trump was a good president. We had low fuel prices. Biden f''d it all up.

    • @lynnb7511
      @lynnb7511 Год назад

      we will see about that

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 Год назад +2

      Me also. Awesome set of jokes

  • @godofwar2790
    @godofwar2790 Год назад +21

    From the group who had so much glee chanting "Lock HER up", I find it hilarious they're all pissing their pants now.

  • @blueprairiedog
    @blueprairiedog Год назад +2

    The glasses and jacket malarkey got me!

  • @myrrodn458
    @myrrodn458 Год назад +2

    😁 I loved EVERY minute of this🤣🤣🤣

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 Год назад +91

    I've been waiting all day for this 😂🤣. We should make the day Trump got raided a national holiday 🤣.

    • @thomastheseer6117
      @thomastheseer6117 Год назад +4

      100%

    • @bhays05
      @bhays05 Год назад +9

      The same day that Nixon resigned years ago

    • @gingw7333
      @gingw7333 Год назад

      We're saving that for the day the orange baboon gets to take his perp walk into a prison cell.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +58

    YESS!! Lipless Eric is BACK, baby! Been waiting SO LONG for that bit to come back! Bless you, sir!

    • @Dondonden1234
      @Dondonden1234 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Christie_Love
      @Christie_Love Год назад

      How does he do that with his lip? I've tried and failed. Oh well.

  • @EasilyAmused42
    @EasilyAmused42 Год назад +1

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just looked it up, 60 people gathered on the bridge outside Mar-a-lago, not to protest the raid, they had heard he would be arriving. They wanted to wave at him.
    60, huge crowd, biggest ever, no one has had a larger crowd.

  • @columbostuntdouble1391
    @columbostuntdouble1391 Год назад +1

    his impression of Eric... oh my God I thought I was going to piss myself laughing.

  • @polarbearal
    @polarbearal Год назад +387

    It’s been a LOOOONG day waiting for this monologue :)

    • @jacobsims8307
      @jacobsims8307 Год назад +11

      Right?!?

    • @carolinemaybe
      @carolinemaybe Год назад +9

      There’s one I’m still waiting for though.

    • @ShadowStoryteller
      @ShadowStoryteller Год назад +6

      @@carolinemaybe and that's Turdo the Putz and his brood doin' a perp walk.

    • @thathobbitlife
      @thathobbitlife Год назад +3

      No kidding! I was like, I wonder if Stephen is kicking himself for filming too early hahaha

  • @shawnnewell4541
    @shawnnewell4541 Год назад +231

    As a former library clerk I am soo proud of the librarians at the National Archives!

    • @Baba_Bushida_Bando
      @Baba_Bushida_Bando Год назад

      FOR BEING PART OF YET ANOTHER DEMOCRAT WITCH HUNT THAT WILL MOST LIKELY BE ANOTHER NOTHING?!?!?! WHY DO YOU HATE LIBRARIANS SO MUCH??

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 Год назад

      Now I happen to know from Seinfeld that you guys employ Library Cops and they are no joke, the armed wing of the National Archives... Got a feeling some former President is not getting his Presidential Library...

    • @tb5124
      @tb5124 Год назад +4

      The irony of someone like him being taken down by librarians is just perfect.

  • @CaminoDidjeridu
    @CaminoDidjeridu Год назад +3

    Long time ago, when I show the mob rading the Capitol, I said: "All in good time...". Well... now we are living good times!!

  • @chalabrooks5433
    @chalabrooks5433 Год назад +1

    My side hurt laughing at this fool. 😂😂😂

  • @fabianhernandez8093
    @fabianhernandez8093 Год назад +70

    Couldn’t wait for the monologue!! 😂

  • @chanvalentine8283
    @chanvalentine8283 Год назад +138

    As a former Librarian Technician I can vouch that they WILL come for you after they get their property back.

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 Год назад +12

      The moderator on the morning panel of my local NPR station said he would LOVE it if T***p was brought down by a bunch of archivist librarians. As a member of the profession I suddenly threw my arms up in victory!!

    • @_GeneralMechanics_
      @_GeneralMechanics_ Год назад

      Book burners beware.

  • @gregorresch9170
    @gregorresch9170 Год назад

    So happy the FBI did their search on Monday, this gives the Late Night Shows enough material to keep us in stiches all week. We all needed a good laugh.

  • @jvahl8747
    @jvahl8747 Год назад +1

    I love this❣ My sentiments exactly!

  • @JonasGrossMusic
    @JonasGrossMusic Год назад +648

    As a librarian, I approve this joke 👍🏻

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc Год назад +45

      If anyone gets to throw the book at him, it's you. As long as the book is returned in three weeks.

    • @barbaracarroll1497
      @barbaracarroll1497 Год назад +18

      @@davidanderson_surrey_bc ding ding ding!! And folks we have a winner!! Hysterical!!@

    • @whitehouseplumber
      @whitehouseplumber Год назад +9

      @@davidanderson_surrey_bc you win the comment section today, bravo 👏 .

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 Год назад +3

      Woo hoo!

    • @DrownedInExile
      @DrownedInExile Год назад +4

      DON'T YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM???

  • @mahanihajimelan5864
    @mahanihajimelan5864 Год назад +21

    Lock him up! 🎃🤡

  • @piyumdeheragodaperera5716
    @piyumdeheragodaperera5716 Год назад +1

    Omg the imitation of Biden coat was one of your best! Thank you!

  • @a-ish3258
    @a-ish3258 Год назад +3

    Stephen just can't hold back his joy on this