The Brazillian Who Nutted in His Dreamcast: Leonam's Journey - Tales From the Internet
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What I'm told is one of Brazil's most legendary internet stories.
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Bruh.
first lmao
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fuckung brasil
no :)
Proud to see my country again on the forefront of what humans can achieve
I love Brazilian Fart Pron, thak you Brazil for the orn and for Senna.
o7
I wish I were as proud of my country right now...USA...as you are of yours. This man deserves a statue in your country.
Your off duty cops are deadly!
You are not alone in being proud "meu brother"!
That’s certainly one way to put Seaman in your DreamCast.
You win
Lmfao
I guess you could say he was a tech romancer.
C'mon, I can't be the only one who remembers that.
Damn, I was going to say that!
You win: One internet. Now get out!
The mother calling around to tell every family member and acquaintance, and then the grandmother calling to notify he'll be going to hell, classic Brazilian family experience
Yes, the traditional Brazilian family is highly disfuncional and hilarious at times
That is why I never told things to my mother ever since I was a kid. She just could never keep her mout shut. This is no joke, if you did something stupid or talked to her about something serious, your relatives on the other side of the globe would know about it 15 minutes later.
To this day, she still believes I was the weird one out of my siblings because i never share things with her.
Thank god my dad was the polar opposite :-)
@@claudiochilenome too, these days i was só angry that i punched my younger cousin in a party, and 5 minutes after that my mom's friend from german already knew every thing.
Yeah, I remember the feeling everytime I told my mom something serious, she would talk about it with some relative. I never told her anything personal since I was like 8 or 9.
Amazing how people are just the same basically across every fucking where
Not gonna lie, this was way more innocent than I assumed. Thought this was gonna be about a guy who just loved his Dreamcast so much, he fucked it to death
Right? I thought it would be something similar to Chris Chan, didnt they get him to fuck a PS3?
The prophecy has been achieved. You're welcome
@@404_VipersBite you didn't...
@@vladimirirkhin wait.. what? I was like #69.
@@404_VipersBite I thought of something else...
"Gonzaguinha" is both the name of the accordionist's son and the diminutive form of the name Gonzaga, so he's literally being called "Little Gonzaga". I don't know if it's because of the motion of playing the accordion but maybe because the word for "to cum" in Portuguese is "Gozar" which sounds like "Gonzaga". So maybe they were basically calling him a coomer
In the 90's, the slang for the act of masturbation was something similar or akin to "playing an accordion".
Oh gosh, I never thought to see this kind of explanation on internet 😐
@@Mateus_Carvalho also playing "pocket pool" bilhar de bolso eh eh
@@trashcat3000 essa é criativa kkkkkkk
@@trashcat3000 krl essa e nova somsodmdodmeodmf
7:52 About the Gonzaguinha part: "Gonza" sounds utterly similar to "Goza" and "Gozar". Gozar is a verb, that means quite literally "Cum". "Gonzaguinha" is a nickname, it's short for Gonzaga. And "inha" is a diminutive applying suffix.
Effectively, his nickname was "Gozaguinha", Wich means quite literally "little cummy".
If you want to be more accurate with the translation, I'm not proficient in english language enough to explain the brazilian phrasing process, but if you apply context and portuguese word writing then his name should mean "just a little cummy cum".
HAHAHA. Gross and hilarious.
Thank you for this.
Thanks to various brilliant football players i knew about the "inho" part and am unreasonable proud for it :D
@@gandalf_thegrey But it's "inha" this time, not "inho".
@@XPGrindDeathking essentially the same, one is feminine, one is masculine, depending on the word it may be best and more common to use either masculine or feminine and the 'gender' of the word doesn't matter
@@viniciusribeiro7279 Yeah I don't know much about brazilian portuguese.
"It is by making mistakes that you learn" - a wise Brazilian boy
Surprisingly wise, given everything
Ah yes, I remember when I learnt not to ejaculate inside expensive home video game systems.
@@matheussanthiago9685 He who makes many mistakes also learns much wisdom
We could say it was post nut clarity
who nat on his dreamcast
As a Brazilian, when I read the title and remembered this story, my soul was instantly sucked out of my body. That, my dear gringo friends, is a Certified 2000's Brazilian Internet moment
Motion for Whang to delve on the other Certified 2000's Brazilian Internet moments
Obrigado, chefe.
@@estephanyl.8183 Yeah, you guys would love to hear the time one guy dreamed with the Pokémon Entei that said "don't be afraid, everything is fine now", and the time that some Brazilian 4chan users were in a tv show to find love
Only clicked on the video to see all the "As a Brazilian" comments...was not disappointed to see this was literally the first comment shown
Yall wild over there
Certified
Kid:"Hey, could you keep this a secret?"
His dad:"All of china will know you came in a dream cast!"
To everyone thinking leonam is a weird name: his actual name isn't leonam. That's just his online nickname or the nickname he made up for the story; his real name is Manoel, a common name around here, and leonam is just manoel backwards. Unfortunately (or fortunately for leonam) no one knows his actual full name, or if that really happened, so he's kind of a myth around here Lol
More like mão-no-el
leonam is a real name tho, im also brazilian and back in 8/9th grade i studied with guy that was named that (tho i dont remember if it was spelled leonam or leonan)
niveK is “Kevin” backwards, just letting ya know
Fico parecendo "Leonardo" em inglês e eu fiquei com vergonha kkk
I know a guy named leonam his father is named Manoel
2004 I was 8yrs old playing Tomb Raider on my Dreamcast when my parents told me to pause the game to tell me my parents were getting a divorce. I cried, hugged my mom, went back to playing Tomb Raider. those were the days.
oh alright
many such cases
Last year I was 23 years old, watching HBO's Barry. I found out I had metastatic kidney cancer (Stage IV). I went home, cried my eyes out, and then continued watching Barry. We all have our ways to cope.
Similar scenario for me but with my SNES when I was 7 lol. Except the crying. Even at that age, I wanted my parents to split up. They were shit for each other lol.
Definitely were the days....
@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
Jesus Christ dude, are you okay? That's horrible. The cancer call is one of my biggest fears.... Given my family, I'm almost guaranteed to have a few types at some point. Haven't lived the healthiest life, either.
How are you doing with all of this?
'Sega CreamCast' was right there the whole time, and nobody utilized it... :'(
Many things are true about Brazil, such as how being native to the country grants the ability to double jump, or how it is the greatest place for musicians to go on tour to, this is definently one of them
There will be
@@NikkaTiel no
@@NikkaTielBLOOD
SHED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY ONE
LEFT
WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK
BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
OH NO
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
SHED
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOOOWNNNNN
LOSING MY IDENTITY WONDERING "HAVE I GONE INSANE"
TO FIND THE TRUTH IN FRONT OF ME
I MUST CLIMB THIS MOUNTAIN RANGE
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY HEIGHT
AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I FIGHT
I hope Whang comes to Brazil
Is that why we see all then Brazilian NBA players?
This isn't the only crazy Sega story that happened in Brazil. In 2009, a man held a 60 year old women hostage for 10 hours with a sega light phaser gun for 10 hours until he was busted by the SWAT team
Bro what is happening in Brazil
@@killerflamingo9566 everything is happening. always.
@@demen9497 Weird Porn - Brazil
Gore - Brazil
creativo demais, tem que ser brasileiro
I heard a story of some dude who held up some prison guards with a fruit painted like a grenade
As someone who's friends with multiple Brazilian families I can exactly picture every conversation the family had about this topic.
There is also another great classic tale from the Brazillian internet: "Tá tudo bem agora" (everything is ok now). It's basically about a 30 years old man who really loved the pokemon games, and specifically a pokemon called Entei. He loved this pokemon so much that he had a dream about an Entei approaching to him in a dark and scary place, saying: "don't worry, I am here. Everything is ok now". Poor guy...
Is there more to this tale? You really got my attention.
@@YouW00t in general, It's all about a lonely guy who really loved pokemon. He wrote a lot about his passion for pokemon and how a Game Boy saved his lonely childhood in a forum around 2008. One of his posts was that one about the dream with Entei and it became a huge meme in the Brazilian internet at the time. It's kinda sad actually but u know the internet
@Whang, can you check this, please?
NEXT ONE: GT DO GUIDÃO!
This is the same guy who in 2013 paid 4000 reais (about $1700) on a PS4 that had just been officially released in Brazil. Several game sites reported
"I told them to make it difficult to put it in a jar"
Now that's a man who knows his audience!
If he really knew us.. He would make it easier to put in a jar for personal reasons
@@tonygabashvili8357NO
EU NÃO ACREDITO QUE A PALAVRA DE LEONAM CONTÍNUA VIVA APÓS TODOS ESSES ANOS!!!
Eu não conhecia essa história até hoje kkkkkkk. Quase caí da cadeira com apelido Gonzaguinha
@@MrKlaygomes O Tio Zangado contou essa hístoria a uns 10 anos atrás em uma stream, vale a pena procurar esse video.
Fazia anos que eu não escutava essa história, a primeira vez foi no Orkut kkkkkk
Manoo fatooooo
@@Al_Straik Tenho uma puta nostalgia e carinho com essa história justamente por conta dessa stream. Bons tempos aqueles 🤣🥲
They probably should have a warning in the manual.
Cybershill
In pictorial form of course
Sonic says, don't drop a creamer in your console
Reminds me of the pic saying not to put wine next to your Wii
What’s next? No sharing a joint with your XBox?
Warning, Do Not let the System Near Body Fluids of Any Kinds.
That’s a certified Brazilian classic 💛💚
mais um video bom pra caralho
“Come to Brazil!”
NEXT ONE: GT DO GUIDÃO!
Brazilian friends, i summon you now!
As Portuguese, I would like apologiese for Portugal created Brasil and discovery land of Vera Cruz. We should navigat to Japan from Magellanic Strait
@@tiagopereirasantossilva556 can you apologise for Bolsonaro existing?
I´m from Brazil and got a Dreamcast way after it was discontinued at a second-hand shop, and remember getting scared at how loud the disc drive was. So I started searching the internet to see if that was normal or my "new" Dreamcast was already dying, and came across this story on the forum.
I never knew it was so famous, xD
Taking the meme "come to Brazil" to a whole new level.
Man, what a cruel mother to go and gossip to the whole extended family about this embarrassing event.
Sooo relatable though lol
I’d NEVER tell a living soul if my poor son experienced this
My mother would definitely gossip that to whole extended family. She can't keep her fucking mouth shut.
How do you just live with the fact that you are holding information that your son, THE PERSON YOU GAVE BIRTH TO AND LIVE WITH, came into a FUCKING DREAMCAST, and it's his fault for not paying attention to his surroundings, and it's also hilarious
Nah sounds like an appropriate punishment and lesson. The best part is, he didn't get smacked for it
There's a certain level of honesty and innocence that can only be achieved by a child here. Even down to the '11+ only' warning. I've never had anything close to this happen, but somehow it still brings back nostalgia for the days where I was figuring out how things worked and I would make mistakes but not have to worry about them because they only taught me for next time.
Aye based pfp
Just to be clear: when we say that Brazilians love Sega, we really mean it
I bought MEGA CD just for Earthworm Jim... and i can see why its a highly valued system!
plus that we worshiped the ps2
What's funniest about this story is how insanely expensive video games are in Brazil, that kid's mom's rage is very real
750 pila naquela época era dinheiro hein kkkk. Meu primeiro salário foi 495 reais.
"his grandma called and scolded him, saying that he has no morals and needs to stop or he'll go to hell"
certified boomer moment
she's not wrong
@@Andthethingwhich certified boomer right here fella’s
thats actually a pretty common way of thinking here in Brazil, so yea the majority of people here are Hardcore Rooted Boomers
His parents were probably boomers and his grandma was not. This is like 1998
@@nicholasagnew2792 2004, but she is Silent Generation, his fathers boomers and we that shared nearly his age at the time, millenials. I feel old.
My favorite part of this is that nobody even got mad at him, they just thought it was hilarious. Honestly props to the parents for taking it so well
I wouldn't say they're good parents. they literally told the entire family what op was doing
@@eastdakota6954 I didn't say that either, I just said they took the news that their son nutted in a Dreamcast surprisingly well
Nah his grandma told him he was going to hell. And his parents told EVERYONE. That's not cool
@@eastdakota6954 nah that's just latinoamerican parenting at its finest, using the power of shame and ridicule to make you remember not to fuck up again
@@eastdakota6954 Of course as a punishment, i think that its a fit punsihment
being brazilian myself, this video brings me much joy.
somos patriotas pra caralho
Leonam...
Um verdadeiro guerreiro
Ele é meu pai e a Dreamcast é minha mãe
So epic to see that story covered here. It's probably one of Brazil's first Internet virals. I remember first receiving it by mail, in a .TXT file, around 2004. Also, the translation is very accurate: details like the boy's mother waiting for him looking like a general and the parents telling the story to the whole family afterwards are from the very first version of it. Outstanding video!
caralhoooo eu lembro dessa corrente!
Huehuehue br br
O primeiro viral brasileiro é aquele da copa de 98, "Se vocês soubessem o que aconteceu, ficariam enojados..." Clássico.
@@ruansantos9849 kkkkkkkkk
@@ruansantos9849 Volta e meia o pessoal ressuscita essa
This story is nuts. Literally and figuratively.
Oh, look. It’s the guy who does the thing.
he’s just some guy with a Mustache
@@NotFckingBen And he did the thing
Please don't like this trash comment. 😩
@@fantasmaregular6475 Yep, he sure did.
Thank God he had the post nut clarity to not let people come to his house and inspect the dreamcast.
"His father scolded him a bit for visiting porn sites, but then he told him he had way to fix everything"
That part almost made me spit out my coffee, Whang, I love you
Dad of the Year award goes to...
What a nice father
He's got experience cleaning brogurt out of game consoles
Gonzaguinha was an old slang for a kid who rubs it too much, the suffix “inha” is equivalent to “little” (therefore, Little Gonzaga). And yeah, it’s related to the movement of the accordion itself, not how you play it. Haha
I can’t help but feel sorry for the kid. Dad should’ve kept his promise.
Dear gods, *YES!* 💯💯💯
he should contact the cartel
His parents telling everyone is the most brazilian thing ever
Right up there with the strict Tuesday and Thursday boning schedule
@@cool_bug_facts thats just how it be in brazil
Sounds lit
@@cool_bug_facts it's how it be
somos muito fofoqueiros :(
As a Brazillian, i'm surprised i never heard of this national treasure before. Then again, the Dreamcast was so rare where i lived i only got to play it twice.
If you weren't around for Orkut, that'd be understandable.
@@Mateus_Carvalho I was but mostly in communities talking about anime and not so much around video games
Lenda do Orkut
Oh come on, nobody’s buying your crap. We all know you used to “Play the Dreamcast” every day when you were 13.
NEXT ONE: GT DO GUIDÃO!
Brazilian friends, i summon you now!
Oh no. I happen to be female. I must avert my delicate, feminine eyes unless they see literally anything else on Whang!'s channel 😂
I love that I see the title "Nutted in his Dreamcast" and instinctively said "Its a Whang video, isn't it?"
(bodily fluid) (object)
@@robblequoffle8456 piss guitar
9:50 "Leo, me and your father have something we have to talk to you about." Is something I thought I'd only hear Justin Whang say in my pipe dreams!
lmfao
You the kid? Haha. Nah, that's hilarious though.
I just noticed that Leonam is just Manoel backwards (alternate spelling of Manuel)
Legend
Ok so this kid didnt think to say he spilled milk in it, it's legit the best excuse he could have came up with lmfao
Either that or yogurt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mayo would work too.
i don't think milk smells like cheese...
@@apersonontheinternet7607 Milk is literally cheese.
@@beyondobscureyeah like wtf did they mean by that? spoiling milk absolutely smells like cheese
I'm making it a personal life mission of mine to fit the figure in a jar.
I think there will be atleast a few whang cumjars
You simply need a large enough jar.
We're gonna need a bigger jar
beet jars r pretty big. Good luck
Harder to fit = bigger jar. Bigger jar = more cum storage. Check mate, atheist
There have got to be a lot of Internet stories out of massive countries like the Phillipines, Nigeria, and of course Brazil, that we just haven't heard a lot of on the wider Internet. Here's to hoping we hear a lot more!
My thoughts exactly!
I can be proud to have participated in the topic of the forum at that time. This story is a national legacy, and has had repercussions on many blogs and tabloids. The console could have been recovered with isopropyl alcohol, but it was fatally ON when the "snot" fell.
There are other forum gems like this, including the story of a guy who shit in the water tank of the company's toilet for fear of clogging the toilet, and the result of this was that the toilet was damaged, the boss had to hire plumbers and broke every bathroom in search of the problem until he discovered it was the toilet, and stupidly, the person responsible for the atrocity mentioned it to a co-worker, and the news quickly spread, and he was fired.
Here is "I went for a job interview in a large office building at the end of Avenida Paulista, facing the subway exit. All chic, the kind that asks for your document to register to be able to enter the building. I went up and entered the company reception, which was an entire floor of this building. Then the reception had some armchairs there to wait, and it was full of people there to do interviews, but I was dying for KH, because he left the house in a hurry, and I couldn't have lunch, so I bought an açaí on the way and I came to eat, but it was messy and everything went wrong.
As soon as I arrived at the reception, I left my documents and asked the receptionist for the toilet, to my disappointment and despair, the bathroom was right there at the reception (which was exactly in the middle of the floor, without any window), the bathroom door had some ventilation grilles, and when I saw that bathroom I was so desperate that I started to shake, because I really needed to evacuate, but I didn't want to do it because I didn't want all those people to know that I went there to clean it, and besides, the toilet was one of those little box, and I have trauma because I usually block the toilet, and these guys don't have the strength to destroy the kilogram, so it ends up clogging, but I didn't have time to think, I barely crouched down and it was already coming out, so I tried even harder I had to do it very quickly to make it look like I had just pissed, I cleaned myself up really quickly, in my head I had a timer like the 24-hour timer, I was in a cold sweat to do it without arousing suspicion. At the time of flushing, what I feared happened to me, the toilet blocked on the first attempt, and that poha wouldn't go down, I even made a promise to our lady in Aparecida to get me out of that situation, it was the worst moment of my life so far. I had no choice but to wrap my hand with all the paper roll that I had there, I put my hand in and the water came up to my elbow, and I took the lulinha in my hand, when I took it out, the water went down and the toilet was normal, but I couldn't throw it in the trash because it wouldn't stink, and the time I was in there, people would get suspicious, I couldn't throw it out the window because there was no window, so I had to hide it inside the water tank. from the toilet, left the bathroom and waited to be called. I did the interview, and a few days later they called me, I got the job. But that changed the person I was, it became a trauma, I was acting like someone who had been se**ally abused.
A few weeks later at work I saw a commotion, there was a builder and he was renovating the bathroom, and my colleague said that the boss had ordered the bathroom to be renovated, at that point I was so remorseful that I told him what had happened that day. During the interview, that son of a bitch was laughing his ass off, the next day everyone already knew, when I arrived to work, the secretary didn't even let me go to my desk, they already told me to go straight to my boss's office, when I got there , I was massacred, he sent me away for just cause, and said that if I think it's bad, I should go to the judge and talk about what I did with the toilet. He was terrified because a foul smell started to come from the reception bathroom, he called a plumber and had the pipe broken, thinking there was sewage leaking from the floor above, and only later discovered that what had happened was that the billet had somehow It blocked the holes through which the flushing water comes out, damaging the functioning of the basin, he ended up spending more than 5 thousand to fix it."
As someone who has always played catch with a napkin, it always surprises me that a good amount of people just unload all over the floor
Right? So much additional work in cleaning that crap
It is by making mistakes that you learn
I eat it.
@@BBWahoo pure protein
@@stalecheez-it1034 -robin, teen titans go
this was an insane notification to get as i’m eating my breakfast at a diner
What's crazy is eating breakfast at 2 pm
@@disorderrgv srsly
@@disorderrgv timezones
I read "breakfast as dinner"
Must be eating pineapple scrambled eggs. Hawaii
You should do international tales more often this was honestly the best thing I've seen in a minute
As a Brazilian, I guess it's fairly common to hear stories like that when you're in a bar with someone talking about their teenage years.
Like how I orgasmed because of a PS2’s vibrations
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again.
Any youtuber who utters the word “Brasil” gets their channel completely *flooded* with us. Whether you were born there or not. _The algorithm knows._
"Well, ya see mom - I was enjoying a delicious plate of biscuits and gravy during a game of crazy taxi..."
Absolutely classic story. I've seen it in so many different websites back in the mid 2000's.
For context by the way, 750 reais, especially back in the day, was INCREDIBLY expensive. Doing a rough inflation conversion here, it would be around $730 today. Even today, R$ 750 is by no means a laughable ammount of money considering our minimum wage is roughly twice that.
750 robux?
@@bondo532 bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux bobux
cara eu acho que se fosse hoje em dia seria algo tipo uns 2,800 ou 3,000 não?
@@sabrinacosta5667 Ele disse 730 dólares, não reais
@@itzslopchaosz7108 ata eu tava fazendo uma estimativa em reais
"I told them to make it difficult to get into a jar"
that isn't gonna stop someone from commissioning a jar specifically for the figure to fit in
They'll just use a big ass mason jar :/
@@vattmann1387 that will require immense amounts of cum. Group project time
His mom telling everyone is exactly what my family would've done.
kakakakakak um verdadeiro clássico!!
So glad you're verging into international internet stories, whang! and what better place to start from than brazil?
cheers, man!
edit: OMG, you're the gringo with the best "nh" pronunciation ever!!!!
Gringos nunca conseguem falar "nh" T.T
This has got to be one of the best titles in Whang’s Tales from the Internet. Sounds like a fantasy hymn or something…
Also, JET SET RADIO IS STILL AMAZING! Can’t wait til the successor comes out.
The Brazillian who nutted in his sega dreamcast, the brazillian who nutted in his sega dreamcast, the brazillian who nutted in his sega dreamcast, he was bad at coom control hey!
11:06 Thank you for clarifying, I was really starting to consider doing that to my Sega Genesis.
The true story is ALMOST that... the beginning was a little bit different: he used to play adult pirate VCDs on Dreamcast, not watching on computer, and when he took it out of the Dreamcast, he did what we all know in this story... the other parts are exactly those. (psa: YES, I was at the forum, and I know the guy personally... X.x)
Does your uncle work at Tec Toy also?
@@Remls That is probably believeable, a lot of employees worked for them.
Major ooof
Who finishes their porn first, removes the disc, and only then proceeds to drop their load without missing a stroke? The way Whang explained it at least sounds plausible, sorry for doubting you but the sequence of events you gave just doesn't make sense if you give it any thought. The guy could have had a lucrative career making porn once he was older if he already had as much control as you say by age 13 and his 5th time ever rubbing one out 😂
I'm from Brazil and I remember this story from when I was still at school, until recently I thought I had invented this, until I saw some youtubers from Brazil talking about 😂😂😂😂😂 his story is so crazy
If you guys want to understand the nickname Gonzaguinha Anyone who took part of forums here in Brazil used the "verb: Sanfonar" to indicate masturbate and what is sanfonar? you may ask
Sanfonar is to play acordion, because the other name to the Acordion in Brazil is Sanfona. Therefore Gonzaguinha as a very proeminent accordion player, became a nickname for boys who "sanfonavam" (jerk off) too much
And while whang didn't get the referrence because he thought the movement is too different, just think how the acordion is played by stretching and compress in repetitive moviments and even if it is a bit of a "stretch" it makes sense.
Brazilian here, i can definetly confirm that most of us know and bust our asses laughing about this story
Only your ass? In celebration you should bust nut too ...maybe inside a sega master system
mlk tava sem controle
NEXT ONE: GT DO GUIDÃO!
Leonam finally became internacional. A true legend here in Brazil, all people arround the world should know his story now.
@0:16 “seaman” i see what ya did there.
Juicy SEAMEN 🌊
LMAO, I can't believe this story can finally be appreciated by the rest of the world. This is a classic I never got tired of telling.
This must have been a seminal experience for that young man. I'm sure the climax of the ordeal gave him the shakes but he came to a better place in the end.
10/10 comment, very punny
Lmaoooo
A core memory for sure
Hopefully he came somewhere that wasn't his dreamcast
Another Brazilian classic ahahaha it's so funny to see it in english. Leonam remains in the mind of a nation!
holy shit his mom calling his whole family to narc is just so fucking funny
ikr,.like that father didn't even hesitate lmao
More like "just so fucking *deplorable*"
@@b.lonewolf417nah
chainsaw execution video
Gives a whole new meaning to "Seamen" for the Dreamcast
this made me fucking cackle
I remember when this came out, it was in the really early 2000's... it was widely spread over internet forums.. man, I'm old.
He turned a DreamCast into a CreamCast.
He knows what he's doing by putting Brazil in the title AND the Brazilian flag in the thumbnail
Brazilian pride
He's doing The classic Brazilian Summoning tutorial
A não!!!!! Acompanhei o post na época disso kkkkkk A jornada de nosso pequeno sanfoneiro 🤣🤣🤣
If he ever decides to sell that Dreamcast, he's going to make more money than Fred Dust's signed version for sure.
His parents really did him dirty when they told *his entire family* what happened
Gives a whole new meaning to come to Brazil
I honestly feel so bad for that kid, omg. Hope he's doing well, wherever he is
Kid? Hes older than us by now
Dude, his story reached Whang somehow. Honestly though this story is most likely a forum joke from the Orkut era.
Eita que hoje é dia de falar brasileiro nessa joça! Lendário Leonam alçando vôo internacional, finalmente!
Mlk virou mundial!
Oh, the ole tale of the Brazilian Creamcast little dude. What a classic piece of modern internet history!
DUDE! This story was part of my childhood, that's an absolute classic. I would never guess it would show up here.
This legendary story is being known even outside from Brazil.
My favorite part is when the Tec Toy employer had to listen his story
as a brazilliam, I'm proud
You know, there were many tales to come after that, such as the Tale of the Powerful Xylocaine and the Car of Naughtiness or the Tale of the Brick Fornicator but none were truly as powerful as Leonam's.
8:20 the joke is GonzaGuinha is similar to goza,and goza means "to ejaculate" in Portuguese.
it's a pun.
Absolute Brazilian Classic, thank you Whang for bringing that legendary story 💚💛
Hearing one of my favorite youtubers say "Jet Set Radio" gives me an almost cathartic feeling.
Brazil is wild af i like that
The Dreamcast introduced us to Seaman, and he introduced his Dreamcast to semen
I've heard of Brazil nuts but this is ridiculous.
PFFFFF underrated comment
i'm silently cry laughing in my office, poor kid
How, and why, THE FUCK, is this video and entire "thread" so god damn hilarious and somehow so wholesome and sweet?!
It's a very emotional story, there isn't a dry hand in the house.
The idea of destroying your brand new console because you sprayed cum on it is just an inherently absurd situation. Nobody gotten hurt and the worst that happened is the boy just realizing his body and having to withstand teasing.
Not wholesome at all -- not even by an infinitesimal, *microscopic* amount!
What a terrible mother and father lmao! They told everybody he knew for crying out loud!
They were out like a billion dollars in Brazil money, I think that was a fair punishment
Back when the dreamcast was released I think the minimal wage must have been at 800 reais or so,maybe a bit more.
So 700+ was veeeeeeery expensive.
Considering how much consoles cost over there, at launch even. I'll say it was a pretty mid punishment.
Seriously, being punished for a accident is a really dickheaded thing to do to a kid
@@shukterhousejive Ah yes, essentially public humiliation and trauma for a child.
Now this is a true brazilian classic, thank you for covering this!
thanks to you, I felt the whole spectrum of emotions in just 11 minutes. pls more stories from brazil, they are just perfect. so thank you, whang for your vids
"learning from mistakes"
Nutting into a dreamcast is a pretty monumental mistake lmaooooo
I do appreciate how the mother was trying to be supportive of her little man, seems like good parents . . . aside from telling everyone.
Brazilians are like this, there's no helping it... We'll troll our friends, family and loved ones no matter what, it's an urge impossible to resist.
Holy shit I remember reading this RIGHT as it came out. What the fuck.
Didn't even know this was a big thing lmfao
Great video, Whang!
Right as it came out, huh.
@@mackamilosci 😳
@@mackamilosci 🤨📸
I love the idea of hearing infamous internet stories from around the world
8:56 I had to keep pausing this because I thought I heard an impending catfight outside.
It was your background music.
This is an all time brazillian classic and its a honor to see it told by Whang, just great stuff