THE GREAT WALL Clip - "The First Attack" (2016) Fantasy

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  • @fatfreddyscoat7564
    @fatfreddyscoat7564 2 года назад +2807

    For those who don’t speak ancient Chinese, “crane corps” means ‘sacrificial offerings’

    • @arkking552
      @arkking552 2 года назад +54

      😂

    • @xiaoweiyi5230
      @xiaoweiyi5230 2 года назад +50

      I am Chinese who doesn't know this

    • @frozenflava
      @frozenflava 2 года назад +165

      @@xiaoweiyi5230 it's a joke

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 2 года назад +17

      No one asked and it is the stupidest idea ever to add Shen Yun with war.

    • @drippalps9991
      @drippalps9991 2 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @xdae
    @xdae 2 года назад +2565

    yes sending your elite fighters to bungee dive into an alien horde is totally a smart and logical move

    • @darkspd31
      @darkspd31 Год назад +47

      legit was going to say...like why not use cross bows!?! lol

    • @dkchen
      @dkchen Год назад +104

      Shhhh you're hurting the reason to have beautiful women on the show.

    • @momsspaghetti6571
      @momsspaghetti6571 Год назад +14

      Women☕

    • @mandiebox7945
      @mandiebox7945 Год назад +12

      I legit stopped watching the video when I saw it.

    • @Tobi9012
      @Tobi9012 Год назад

      And it's not even effective. Better drop rocks down on them, they are free, they hurt a lot and even a 10yo can do that.

  • @Kirkyking
    @Kirkyking 2 года назад +1351

    The crane corps is arguably one of the stupidest ideas that ever made it onto film. Not to mention the archer at 1:40 who says "aim for the eyes" on a swarm of fast moving enemies that are 100's of metres away.

    • @AmponKhonyoo
      @AmponKhonyoo 2 года назад +55

      The film's director's idea was to say: In those days, using this method to allow the positions of other soldiers to firmly protect the walls and the need to use "bait" to lure and delay as long as possible. To be able to do it, but like you said, this method is completely stupid and ruthless.

    • @glennryzebol4472
      @glennryzebol4472 2 года назад +6

      I was about to say this exact thing lol.

    • @chewminyi2451
      @chewminyi2451 2 года назад

      Physics XD

    • @MsClonetrooper
      @MsClonetrooper 2 года назад +43

      In the movies defence, they do say these creatures only attack every 60 years or so. Its likely that the Crane Corps was highly effective in past battles, but since the monsters learn from the past, the Crane Corps methods are now ineffective. Notice later in the movie they never use that strategy again and instead use the blades within the walls and also suspended soldiers?

    • @aldogloria3840
      @aldogloria3840 2 года назад

      I KNOW RIGHT

  • @AyushKumar-wf5vs
    @AyushKumar-wf5vs 2 года назад +4932

    i have to say that the crane attack was the dumbest fighting technique ever 🤣🤣

    • @Cool-Cat1
      @Cool-Cat1 2 года назад +356

      It's so dumb, It would be like sending 1 man to fight 20 with a signal mag with his gun expecting it to go well. Like they have bows just make more of them and fire down towards them lol.

    • @StudioMarLin
      @StudioMarLin 2 года назад +470

      *I see you're not familiar with Chinese products..*
      *They always look so cool, but they also never function!*

    • @tiberiusvirus9342
      @tiberiusvirus9342 2 года назад +1

      Explosive spears would do the job

    • @benjaminesquivel2906
      @benjaminesquivel2906 2 года назад +190

      Broooo dumbest offensive attack I’ve ever seen, they said we fuck it sacrifice the women 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stevenrobert8567
      @stevenrobert8567 2 года назад +1

      This is just the stupidest movie I have ever seen. THE CGI sucks, it sucks real bad. If Damon keeps making shit like this, he's finished.

  • @chungnung5487
    @chungnung5487 Год назад +340

    This movie's plot has so much potential to be good, even the graphics and actors are not bad but there are stupid blunders that makes it a below average movie. It has so much more potential.

    • @kasparbaggott4703
      @kasparbaggott4703 Год назад +11

      Nah this movie’s plot fucking sucks, but it’s fun to watch tho

    • @lucky889s9
      @lucky889s9 8 месяцев назад +7

      Nah, even Matt Damon was only there for the money. He never mentions this movie in interviews, seems embarassed by it. So does willem dafoe

    • @chungnung5487
      @chungnung5487 8 месяцев назад

      @@kasparbaggott4703 A social colony like aliens that is intelligent and reproduce to attack humans every 100 years, gun powder, european coming to steal the formula, etc it's too much fun for most.

    • @chenyoufai4519
      @chenyoufai4519 7 месяцев назад +1

      Ridiculous jumping

  • @mikedicewrites
    @mikedicewrites Год назад +1084

    I just realized how insane the Crane Corps actually is as an idea. They're literally fighting a horde. Sending people to bungee jump into that with a spear is basically accomplishing two things: feeding the horde and wasting vital manpower. Good lord, who thought this was a good idea to put in a film? This isn't Attack on Titan, people, you're literally just fishing with legitimately skilled warriors as bait.

    • @jksupergamer
      @jksupergamer Год назад +51

      Something like hot oil strat would have worked way more wonders

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 Год назад

      China cannot into cinema

    • @rampageTG
      @rampageTG Год назад +32

      I mean its china. makes sense if you look at some of the casualty figures from history.

    • @sudokuacrobatics
      @sudokuacrobatics Год назад +7

      Don't mock the gear the guys from aot used, it was a clear success there!
      Not like this ungraceful display of resources

    • @mikedicewrites
      @mikedicewrites Год назад +29

      @@sudokuacrobatics I'm not mocking AOT's gear. That stuff was awesome. It's just whatever this is here is like the low tier version of that.

  • @kpolan
    @kpolan Год назад +307

    I like how the protagonists' faces are filled with disbelief at the stupidity of their tactics.

    • @jakecollin5499
      @jakecollin5499 8 месяцев назад +7

      I think it was supposed to convey fear but definitely looks like they are wondering wtf these people are thinking

    • @phillylove7290
      @phillylove7290 5 месяцев назад

      When you understand the societal worth of women in China, this tactic makes alot more sense. To them there was little to no loss.

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass 5 месяцев назад

      @@phillylove7290 One of their commanders is literally a woman...

    • @phillylove7290
      @phillylove7290 5 месяцев назад

      @SirKolass Being the leader of soldiers who have a 1% of chance of survival is not a good thing.

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass 5 месяцев назад

      @@phillylove7290 She wasn't just the leader of the crane corps, she was the second in command of the army, and was later named the new general when the general died.
      Also, later in the movie, they use the same bungee jumping tactic, but with men instead. They die all the same.

  • @08MrPancakes
    @08MrPancakes Год назад +432

    The Crane Corpse was apparently meant to distract the monsters long enough so that the archers can aim for the eyes

    • @dannywang4543
      @dannywang4543 Год назад +37

      Using women as distractions, ok…

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 Год назад +48

      Good luck aiming for anything in that writhing mass of monsters, it doesn’t matter, just shoot everything you have

    • @RustyTopHat42
      @RustyTopHat42 Год назад

      That’s still pretty fucking dumb

    • @darienwithers2033
      @darienwithers2033 Год назад +7

      Eyes are the side on of monsters body. So hitting between the eyes is the least they can do.

    • @Not_MissHina
      @Not_MissHina Год назад +9

      That's a fun way of saying "let's use these women as bait for the fishes"

  • @kelvincostner7775
    @kelvincostner7775 2 года назад +297

    Rip to all the woman that do the death dive

    • @cesarsolis5737
      @cesarsolis5737 Год назад +13

      Just like in anime we lost our favorite waifus it the same thing

  • @pranjalvw2193
    @pranjalvw2193 Год назад +489

    Kudos to cameraman for risking his life and filming the battle from the battlefield itself

    • @adem5717
      @adem5717 Год назад

      Overused unoriginal and unfunny please shut up

    • @pranjalvw2193
      @pranjalvw2193 Год назад

      @@adem5717 Thats exactly thats how I feel when others do so...

    • @ashishhembrom3905
      @ashishhembrom3905 Год назад +27

      Its getting old...

    • @azmike3572
      @azmike3572 Год назад +1

      How can their union agree to allow such risks?

    • @arnoldmunez5057
      @arnoldmunez5057 Год назад +8

      What a terribly overused joke

  • @mantidream8179
    @mantidream8179 Год назад +42

    Flaming volley: very cool!
    Aim for the eyes: ...huh?
    Crane corps: alright we're done here

  • @mgee9130
    @mgee9130 2 года назад +146

    I have not seen the movie so I gotta ask that how the hell did they beat them when after this clips it looks like its game over?

    • @moviesnow4601
      @moviesnow4601 2 года назад +39

      Matt Damon simped the General. The blue colour lady, not the man.

    • @Irfan87
      @Irfan87 Год назад +3

      @@moviesnow4601 Lmao wat

    • @viceroybear6298
      @viceroybear6298 Год назад +25

      He Matt damonized her.

    • @ashmitkush9397
      @ashmitkush9397 Год назад

      ​@@viceroybear6298 movie name btao

    • @write2pras84
      @write2pras84 Год назад +4

      Jason Bourne of course.

  • @politrazor
    @politrazor 2 года назад +160

    The mostly useless warriors there are walltroopers. These girls are better for wall defence (spearwomen or archers) at roof than being a food for monsters.

    • @wholaughs1696
      @wholaughs1696 2 года назад +3

      @Mare Car caught in 14k
      😏

    • @wonderwalls3565
      @wonderwalls3565 Год назад +1

      They were women, this was good enough.

    • @UnlimitedPower-g8c
      @UnlimitedPower-g8c Год назад

      @marecar5449 Yes. You have the desire to give those girls some babies. 😉

    • @UnlimitedPower-g8c
      @UnlimitedPower-g8c Год назад

      @@wonderwalls3565 What a gay thing to say. Only a f** can say something like this.

    • @thanhan7879
      @thanhan7879 11 месяцев назад

      It's china bro 😂😂😂😂

  • @VeryInterestingMemes
    @VeryInterestingMemes 2 года назад +340

    the true legends of movies is the camera man for surviving this monstrosity

    • @keHT554
      @keHT554 2 года назад +1

      But they all went permanently insane within a year of filming. Some are still in comas.

    • @setyaprayitna2107
      @setyaprayitna2107 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Chickenworm9394
      @Chickenworm9394 Год назад

      The cameramen were on the Tao Tie side

    • @samueld5418
      @samueld5418 Год назад +9

      @@setyaprayitna2107 you are remedial if you found this funny.

  • @darienwithers2033
    @darienwithers2033 Год назад +38

    They diving down with spears n mostly getting eating lmao. Real smart tactics

    • @firephoenix7788
      @firephoenix7788 7 месяцев назад

      You know, I thought the free meals were supposed to be ON the sticks, not carry them.

  • @christianswanger123
    @christianswanger123 2 года назад +50

    Moats and oil would've made this fight much simpler...

  • @MalikEXXL
    @MalikEXXL 2 года назад +187

    The crane thing was stupid, but those drums were lit 😂

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 6 месяцев назад

      Nunchuk drumming

  • @adrianguzman4987
    @adrianguzman4987 2 года назад +134

    How many arrows would it take to kill it if wasn’t aiming for the eyes for a single beast

    • @Bigbert835
      @Bigbert835 2 года назад +10

      A lot. Like a whole body can handle the arrows

    • @krumbleme2
      @krumbleme2 2 года назад +1

      ...the world may never know

    • @yaxantonio3719
      @yaxantonio3719 Год назад +1

      Explosive or fire arrows could do the trick, a lot of those beasts died due to explosive/incindiary catapult ammo

    • @NOORBLAY
      @NOORBLAY Год назад

      ماهوا اسم الفلم

    • @gojigo4484
      @gojigo4484 Год назад

      @@NOORBLAY The Great Wall

  • @Numerial0.0
    @Numerial0.0 2 года назад +147

    Man I'd love to see a show down with the aliens here and the arachnids from starship troopers. There would be a mountain of bodies

    • @porkins_jr719
      @porkins_jr719 2 года назад +19

      Arachnids win...tanker bugs unstoppable by anything here

    • @johnmca5643
      @johnmca5643 2 года назад +3

      Cool idea....

    • @alexlegoboy3513
      @alexlegoboy3513 2 года назад +1

      I never would have thought of that but yeah that would actually be epic but I do think the arachnids would win

    • @ChristianSoldier71
      @ChristianSoldier71 2 года назад

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    • @FittedFresh
      @FittedFresh 2 года назад +2

      Considering the arachnids were up against future technology and these guys are fighting ancient technology, arachnids stomp.

  • @carolynallisee2463
    @carolynallisee2463 Год назад +8

    I like how the drum signals become part of the musical score in this scene!

  • @rockya3928
    @rockya3928 Год назад +10

    Okay. I thought I was losing my mind seeing this for the first time. I'm like "wtf is with the bungee chords" 😂

  • @MubarakK-cg6vl
    @MubarakK-cg6vl 8 месяцев назад +1

    Vera level bro 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @joshualagrimas9555
    @joshualagrimas9555 Год назад +17

    Would it be more effective for the crane corps to just throw the spear? 😅

    • @CriticalPosthumanism
      @CriticalPosthumanism 8 месяцев назад

      Especially when the whole ground is covered with enemies 😅

  • @SaMe-ew9to
    @SaMe-ew9to 6 месяцев назад +4

    The drummers we ON BEAT

  • @omnivorous65
    @omnivorous65 Год назад +8

    My gripes with the the crane corps is the sacrifice of really fit birds. Looking at their overall inefficiency ... maddening.

  • @ormmeford2204
    @ormmeford2204 Месяц назад

    Much better copy than what is available.

  • @ak69gaming88
    @ak69gaming88 Год назад +26

    2:15 WHAT A STRATEGY 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @zTaDezKuN-_-
      @zTaDezKuN-_- 5 месяцев назад

      Yo creo que pusieron a las mujeres hay a propósito 😂

  • @CtefoxZeus
    @CtefoxZeus 6 месяцев назад +2

    Chinese General - Send the Crane Squad.
    Levi Ackerman - Nani !

  • @balaurgod
    @balaurgod 6 месяцев назад +9

    90% of the comments here talking about the crane corps

  • @davidblack7528
    @davidblack7528 8 месяцев назад +2

    Don't care what critics say, I enjoyed the movie. Plenty of action, the special effects and monsters were real looking, and the primitive weapons were well thought out. Might one day a cult classic.

  • @Shadowknightneo
    @Shadowknightneo Год назад +7

    It's all.ablut to go down but those drummers at 0:47 are just vibing so hard.....

  • @Nusrat_2021
    @Nusrat_2021 Год назад +2

    Really enjoyed the movie... ❤❤❤

  • @비에스-p1m
    @비에스-p1m 2 года назад +38

    Should have just let those blue armies continue drumming instead of yolo suiciding.

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731 Год назад

    Just watched this movie. It's better than I thought!!! 😊😊😊

  • @keyabrade1861
    @keyabrade1861 2 года назад +17

    1:40 How do you even aim at the eyes at that range?

    • @saharudin3159
      @saharudin3159 2 года назад +8

      Soldiers gain aim bot buff after the leader command to aim for certain part ..............lol how the fak to aim that shit?

    • @yaxantonio3719
      @yaxantonio3719 Год назад

      Extreme accuracy

    • @jakesemrow2678
      @jakesemrow2678 Год назад

      movie magic baby

  • @CabezasDePescado
    @CabezasDePescado 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love the designs of all the armors

  • @ColemanJRimer
    @ColemanJRimer 2 года назад +42

    I really like the story idea, but this film could have used better writing and a bigger budget.

  • @Connorandanimals
    @Connorandanimals 25 дней назад

    I love the movie "the great wall"

  • @mrrjshort
    @mrrjshort Год назад +4

    i like this movie.....masterpiece..... 💝 I watched this 5 years ago...

  • @ralph-maar-magazin
    @ralph-maar-magazin 8 месяцев назад

    Sieht sehr spannend aus, kenne den Film gar nicht. Toller Trailer.

  • @ivancolonna7520
    @ivancolonna7520 2 года назад +11

    Damn, the Chinese were so terrified of the Mongol hordes, that now they create fictional movies that depict Mongolian warriors as monstrous aliens.

  • @captaincritter1898
    @captaincritter1898 Год назад +2

    very informative documentary, thank you

  • @davidnwachukwu6344
    @davidnwachukwu6344 Год назад +8

    Crane corps. Basically an all you can eat buffet for the monsters

  • @অপূর্বদাস-বাংলাদেশ

    যুদ্ধ টা আনেক ভয়ন্কর ছিল।

  • @hemitemilemi6837
    @hemitemilemi6837 2 года назад +28

    I remember watching this when I was 9, I was traumatized

    • @christopher8659
      @christopher8659 2 года назад +1

      at what? how bad of a movie it was?

    • @UmarRosyad
      @UmarRosyad 2 года назад +8

      @@christopher8659 Argressive characters, fast pacing scenes, loud & high frequencies sounds/audio, can leave trauma to the kids

    • @jdsmith2670
      @jdsmith2670 2 года назад +1

      @Chris Topher Generally just monsters and things not from our planet lol

    • @2nerC9
      @2nerC9 Год назад +4

      you were 9 in 2016? holy shit I'm getting old...

  • @maniacal1870
    @maniacal1870 11 месяцев назад

    The artistic direction and cinematography of this movie was fantastic, but the rest of it failed to measure up.

  • @OSU2010
    @OSU2010 Год назад +6

    What was the Director thinking on this idea😂😂

  • @PODIE_STUDIO
    @PODIE_STUDIO 7 месяцев назад +1

    Finally got 10K Subscribers Complete Ho Gaya

  • @nothosaur
    @nothosaur Год назад +14

    Several hundred thousand lizards, each at least 200 pounds. Where did the enemy get all the calories to sustain an army like that?

  • @ArjunSingh-fz2hq
    @ArjunSingh-fz2hq Год назад +1

    The crane attack proves why men live long

  • @letstalkmovies4801
    @letstalkmovies4801 Год назад +3

    Still better than Mulan 2020

  • @Switzerland-t3u
    @Switzerland-t3u Год назад +2

    I love that Queen 👸

  • @chenyoufai4519
    @chenyoufai4519 7 месяцев назад +4

    Was this jumping good meals for the enemy?????

  • @james_smith9
    @james_smith9 8 месяцев назад

    Who need this when you have COVID-19

  • @dfluke3698
    @dfluke3698 2 года назад +5

    Last time I go bungee jumping 😊

    • @spooder900
      @spooder900 2 года назад +1

      oh it'll be the last alright, you'll be long gone 😂

  • @BE_A_GOAT
    @BE_A_GOAT 8 месяцев назад

    Amazing movie.. ❤❤

  • @irishcream677
    @irishcream677 Год назад +8

    horde of thousands of swarming writhing creatures quarter mile away "aim for the eyes" lmfao

  • @easonhi3403
    @easonhi3403 2 года назад +1

    my man is playing clash of clans irl. Respect📈📈📈

  • @THEGODSWILL-WORSHIPHARVESTKYEN
    @THEGODSWILL-WORSHIPHARVESTKYEN 6 месяцев назад +4

    Who has seen the cameraman who was flying to film the moving arrow 😂😂😂😂

  • @desireeelaineromero3532
    @desireeelaineromero3532 Год назад +1

    I love it❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @feminico2613
    @feminico2613 Год назад +5

    another reason to shit on the crane corps is that the jumpers wore bright blue armor, which would be just a great attention giver and making it easier to see them. they couldve atleast made their armor the color of the wall so they'd have some sort of camouflage at least making it a bit harder to see them

  • @jackfromthejungle7538
    @jackfromthejungle7538 Год назад +2

    whenever i want to have a good laugh - i come back to this video

  • @mcjollirogers
    @mcjollirogers 2 года назад +41

    you know how useless the crane corps is when you realize their other job is to beat drums, and that job is still more useful

    • @madelinetorye9967
      @madelinetorye9967 Год назад

      The drum set the rhythm of the soldiers doing stuff. So somewhat useful

    • @marconotonfacebook3480
      @marconotonfacebook3480 Год назад

      @@madelinetorye9967 Yeah, but without it, the number of casualties among the monsters won't be much different. Shooting arrows and other projectiles is not something you need to get hyped for. Running into the horde, yeah... but only the death jumpers are kind of doing that. So the drums are for the girls who jump off....great....they are self sufficient.

    • @ShadowDurza
      @ShadowDurza Год назад

      Drums were used to signal orders over long distance to troops for centuries. Why do you think they had drummers in the American Revolutionary and Civil Wars?

  • @HHH-yy3cy
    @HHH-yy3cy Год назад

    Nice film before quiet night...

  • @HENNATRON370
    @HENNATRON370 2 года назад +5

    The lord of the spring rolls.

  • @gourishankarmadugula6
    @gourishankarmadugula6 Год назад

    Full movie Telugu loo pettuu bro please ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @3pacz
    @3pacz Год назад +3

    *Alien dogs running at 50Mph from 9 km away*
    General: Aim for the eyes
    ...
    k chief

  • @jugalbadhei8358
    @jugalbadhei8358 Год назад +1

    I really like the story ❤ ....

  • @simoart2446
    @simoart2446 2 года назад +9

    2:21 The Crane Crop was so dumb, even the white boys were confused

    • @mr.trouble827
      @mr.trouble827 11 месяцев назад

      Their duty is to not let any Tao Tei climb the wall

  • @RajKumar-p4y9f
    @RajKumar-p4y9f Год назад

    ❤❤the great wall super movie

  • @Allebas13
    @Allebas13 2 года назад +4

    Defended for thousand of years yet defeated them when 2 strangers arrived.

  • @Insidious-l8z
    @Insidious-l8z Год назад +1

    They got catapults and gun powder why can't they just i dunno, launch spears or arrows down at the Allen's climbing up? What's the point of bungee jumping down with people?

  • @prestonvanhorn6248
    @prestonvanhorn6248 2 года назад +11

    This is cool I was always wonder why China had the wall, I didn’t know about this 😅

    • @norecuerdomisueno3468
      @norecuerdomisueno3468 2 года назад

      It's to keep all the uighurs from escaping the CCP prisons

    • @prestonvanhorn6248
      @prestonvanhorn6248 2 года назад +1

      @@norecuerdomisueno3468 I dunno what the monsters are called but there are like a million of them in the movie

  • @Ramzblood
    @Ramzblood Год назад

    Great inversion of a movie.
    But we all know who truly built that WALL, and who the real invaders are for world, "domination" dont we

  • @sufyaanbaderoen5307
    @sufyaanbaderoen5307 Год назад +4

    The Tao Ties are mythical creatures from chinese mythology, so they are not just made up for the movie.

  • @TafTabTah
    @TafTabTah 8 месяцев назад

    This movie is slept on

  • @adrianguzman4987
    @adrianguzman4987 2 года назад +7

    great movie

  • @nwachukwuachiever885
    @nwachukwuachiever885 9 месяцев назад

    I love this, ladies first ❤

  • @Tee-Dot-Tv
    @Tee-Dot-Tv 2 года назад +7

    My answer at 3:12 is "because he has to become the green goblin"

    • @wholaughs1696
      @wholaughs1696 2 года назад

      "You know I'm something of a green goblin myself"

  • @MirzaMobeen-cl4dz
    @MirzaMobeen-cl4dz 10 месяцев назад +1

    Get those drum guyz into battle too 😂

  • @FrozenSolid131
    @FrozenSolid131 Год назад +3

    The Crane Corp really got the drop on them

  • @theshark2005
    @theshark2005 Месяц назад

    I remember when this movie came out and everyone was outrage cuz there were three white guys in a movie about the Great Wall, but they never even saw the movie and I was fallowing the hype and when I saw it, it made total sense and it’s one of my favourite movies ! People just need to calm down before criticising a movie

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 Год назад +19

    This army reminds me of what happens when product designers make stuff without input from the engineers…

  • @firephoenix7788
    @firephoenix7788 7 месяцев назад +1

    "When facing hordes of enemies from a high vantage point, it would be unwise to send your troops on bungee jumps from they safety of said vantage point".
    Sun Tzu, probably.

  • @ericmason349
    @ericmason349 2 года назад +41

    This movie was lots of fun to watch, I highly recommend it. The female commander was pretty darn hot too. Jus' sayin'

  • @billponderosa88
    @billponderosa88 Год назад +1

    I love how everyone doesn't like this movie they shouldn't. This movie was made 100% for the Chinese audience.

    • @opag78
      @opag78 Год назад

      just the opposite, this movie was targeted at a Western audience. Do you think they would include a white hero (Matt Damon) for the Chinese market ? The purpose of this movie was to open the Western market for the Chinese film industry. So they tried to combine a Lord of the Rings story with Chinese aesthetics and the white guy gets the girl. On paper not a bad idea. Execution wise the film was perfection. However, the story itself was ... below average ... and maybe the Chinese didn't fully understand that Western audiences at large actually prefer good story telling over fancy aesthetics.

  • @DancingDivasMaj
    @DancingDivasMaj 2 года назад +19

    STILL waiting for a part 2 for this movie

    • @kuroroluxifer8321
      @kuroroluxifer8321 2 года назад +3

      why? the queen is dead..and all of them with her

    • @DancingDivasMaj
      @DancingDivasMaj 2 года назад +5

      @@kuroroluxifer8321 Well I felt like the plot was good and the storyline of this movie was good but the Cgi was bad I'm hoping for a reboot with better CGI to make it look more realistic it was one of my favorite movies...

    • @Huyautomation2901
      @Huyautomation2901 Год назад +3

      @@DancingDivasMaj The CGI is really good bro

    • @thedonzo506
      @thedonzo506 Год назад

      @@Huyautomation2901 fr tf is he talking about

    • @KillrMonkey19
      @KillrMonkey19 Год назад

      Tomorrow War

  • @Ekkos_echo
    @Ekkos_echo 8 месяцев назад

    One of the movies where i actually rooted for the monsters to win

  • @joshuavaldez3078
    @joshuavaldez3078 2 года назад +3

    So this is why the Great Wall of China was built. I always wondered why

  • @matman7691
    @matman7691 Год назад

    This movie is just a crazy fever dream

  • @caffeinateddybear3869
    @caffeinateddybear3869 Год назад +6

    The only two options for the women in blue is to play the drums and bungee jump into a monsters teeth

  • @robote7679
    @robote7679 Год назад +1

    I think the idea of the "crane jumpers" originated in Florida. You know kind of a "Hey guys, watch this" sorta thing.

  • @kyleneeley1
    @kyleneeley1 Год назад +18

    So yeah at first the crane corps looked cool and then halfway into their descent I thought "Hey what happens if the beast just grabs one?"
    And that's exactly what happened
    🤣

  • @thomaswiman4572
    @thomaswiman4572 Год назад +1

    Like this movie

  • @holeindanssock156
    @holeindanssock156 2 года назад +8

    Matt Damon! *team America voice

  • @DialgaMarine3
    @DialgaMarine3 2 года назад +12

    The crane thing was the biggest waste of resources and manpower. Like, why?… it only looked kind of cool and that’s it.

  • @joe-vl3nd
    @joe-vl3nd 2 года назад +2

    Good special affects 👍🇬🇧

  • @kb501-eth6
    @kb501-eth6 2 года назад +9

    my favorite movie 💪⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @yeltsin6817
    @yeltsin6817 Год назад +2

    There have been many war time tactics judged after the fact. Let’s remember..... it’s a movie

  • @Modiagent
    @Modiagent 2 года назад +4

    3:13 won't expect that actor lol