We, ironically, DO have the Germans to thank for this movie. Uwe Boll was a master at weaponizing the German Motion Picture Fund to get a way bigger budget than he ever deserved.
Plenty fo films still abuse this, american ones as well In one of the mcu spiderman movies they filmed in a bar in berlin, for the sole reasom that they wpuld get government grants
I do just love how incompetent hacks like Uwe Boll and modern Daedelic can just plunder my countries coffers to finance these media forms of human rights violations.
This is a perfect storm of a ton of famous actors going "damn, should not have bought that last expensive thing, I need something quick to pay the bills".
Please don't compliment Rings of Power by comparing it to this. Uwe Boll is at least making a blatant cash grab. The Rings of Power people are making garbage for their own egos.
I believe my favorite part of these EFAP movies, is a bunch of these are guilty pleasures of mine, and watching the hosts lose their collective minds in laughter during the fight scenes, is truly something that brings me joy in life.
Boll was famous for finishing filming in one month by never doing more than one take. Also, he was able to get so many big names in his movies by keeping close watch on what projects had been canceled or postponed. He'd approach actors who had a sudden 3-month gap in their schedule and offer them one month's work for a respecatable (but still very cheap) paycheck.
Kind of like why Angelina Jolie shot the tourist, because she had nothing to do and a small gap while waiting for Brad to finishing filming on his movie.
Okay, I understand why he's not changing clothes now. He's wearing the full Farmer set and he receives a big bonus to his stats if he's wearing all the pieces. The bonus from the set is greater than any rare or below armor could give him. He's just the metagamer character. Surely.
On why Uwe Boll was able to do all these films, blame German tax law loopholes to where investors would be able to write off the film investment as a loss, so he was getting investors because it was no risk. That loophole has since been closed and Uwe hasn't made a film since.
Matthew Lillard (aka Shaggy from the live action Scooby-Doo) was an absolute class act in this lol, best part of this movie. He knew what kind of movie this was, and was the only joy in this awful, emotionless and stilted film lol. I love seeing an actor chew the scenery
This movie comes across like a group of kids playing pretend in a backyard, and every character death is just one of them having to go home for dinner.
I still remember someone on an old message board (maybe IMDb) described this movie as Lord of the Rings for Nickelback fans, and it's stuck with me ever since.
@@jonbaxter2254 I thought it was dumb at the time, but the setup for the story is actually kinda similar to how the single player campaign starts. The game opens with you on the farm - which is already burning and being attacked by Krugs - and the rest is just a linear path to the end.
36:50 "This is as far as I'll take you." Lady you took us directly to the camp where the prisoners are being held. That's exactly where we were trying to get to. I mean thanks but I don't see how you could take us any further unless you want to walk into the enemy camp with us.
Something interesting to know in regards to why there are so many stars in the movie, Uwe Boll stated in an interview that he could book famous actors when they had a break in shooting another film. So they have a few weeks free and he invites them over for a few days for some money. Also he used a kind of loophole in the german law, which he used to get funds by the government to make his movies.
i think it relies o him making a massive loss with each film, and they pay the difference. so he always makes cash on video releases later and then does it all over again.
@@benhagstrom2185 Maybe not big, but very recognizable due to how his face looks, and mostly after Sons of Anarchy TV series, and in lesser excent the Hellboy movies, as he had heavy makeup then, and well, they never were as massive as Avengers ect.
Me and my friends rented this when it came out. We laughed till we couldn't breathe at how bad it was. It takes someone like Boll to hire some of the best actors to make something so awful.
Holy shit Goger, the editing of the video was great, the balding clip timing was hilarious, but hot damn that ending was the best ending to a video I've ever seen. XD
Man this one. I watched this one in the theatre. My father and I had played the dungeon siege series and we had no expectations, because video game movie. Tbh we went to see it as an excuse to get away from family in town, mainly women of my large southern family, and my mom and 2 sisters were raging on their own feminine things… so we escaped to anything we could. Rained out so put put was gone… God it was terrible but we did have a lot of laughs. Empty theatre, we had a good time.
Speaking of John Rhyse Davies in unexpected roles, I recently discovered that he has a recurring role in SpongeBob as Man-Ray. I never noticed it before, but now it’s so clear, and hilarious to hear.
King Burt Reynolds! I repeat....KING BURT REYNOLDS hahaha I laughed at this movie when it first came out and that was when I realized that yes, some movies can just be bad
oh god, i can't believe it but i have seen this before... i only remember a few scenes like the weird tree ladies and a few Farmer fights. It's both worse and better than i expected. I wish we got more (clown) moments with Shaggy and the main villain.
in the sequel that was reviewed by Phelous, the son of Jason Statham that goes back into the past is Dolph Lungren who has to fight against a time traveling Burger King.
50:30 This part here is where I was laughing the hardest alongside Mauler. Lighting one of your own dudes on fire after he put himself inside the catapult only for him to hit a tree was the best part.
I love Jason Statham, so I do enjoy this movie even with all its awful flaws. The poignant father & son scene between him and a very elderly Burt Reynolds is the BEST scene in the movie.
I remember watching this when I was way younger. It bored me to the point I just wanted to sit and watch through the window. And I did... Not an interesting story, but maybe more compelling that In The Name of The Kings
never forget that Uwe Boll tried to get a kickstarter project going and when it failed he went on a rant about how kickstarter sucked and started talking about some other project that did get funded and described it as "a movie about some retarded wizard in the forest"
Ayo theres a movie idea: Any Jason Statham character (ex marine/assassin bullshit) gets isekai'd into a medieval setting and he just does the same action scenes, except actually good satire
I hope you guys cover more Uwe Boll stuff... Space Ice covered most of his video game adaptations and they are his best vids, you just get so much to work with.
Fun fact: this movie is "based" on The first Game. Theres not Even One Boomerang in The entirety of The Game. In fact, I think Theresa no Boomerang in The entire Dungeons Siege Trilogy.
After seeing this gem, you really should watch Postal. It doesn't take itself as seriously as this one does (yes...really) but it has some amazing chaos that only he can bring.
Gotta praise Goger here, I love hearing the COD2 npc barks, brings back memories. In last samurai or another efap movies i believe he also pulled some voice lines from Shogun 2?
We, ironically, DO have the Germans to thank for this movie. Uwe Boll was a master at weaponizing the German Motion Picture Fund to get a way bigger budget than he ever deserved.
Sadly, Boll is an anti German Loxist..
they should try and get uwe boll on the show while discussing it.
craig from sidescrollers has his connections.
he would probably like the talk.
@@benjaminbenjamin8392 In fact, he will be on SS next Tuesday with RazorFist
Plenty fo films still abuse this, american ones as well
In one of the mcu spiderman movies they filmed in a bar in berlin, for the sole reasom that they wpuld get government grants
I do just love how incompetent hacks like Uwe Boll and modern Daedelic can just plunder my countries coffers to finance these media forms of human rights violations.
Mauler losing it at the krug being set on fire and launched into a tree is my favorite
That Krug was alive the whole time, the poor thing.
Most I’ve laughed in a while. Literally had tears in my eyes😂
This is a perfect storm of a ton of famous actors going "damn, should not have bought that last expensive thing, I need something quick to pay the bills".
Divorces are expensive.
This new episode of Rings of Powers was better than I expected. Maybe season 2 can be saved after all, especially with Statham joining in...
Please don't compliment Rings of Power by comparing it to this. Uwe Boll is at least making a blatant cash grab. The Rings of Power people are making garbage for their own egos.
@@hariman7727thats why Uwe Boll is one of my favorites. He does not try and say hes an artist, he knows this movies suck
Hi, I'm a Krug and welcome to Jackass. *Gets set on fire and catapulted into a tree* Banjo plays.
Here is Stevo getting his ass kicked by a cockney.
Jason Stathan has been 45 for the past 20 years
Wild he was an olympian at one point.
@@someeejit he and Michael Fassbender are fighting to see who can stay the same age the longest!
Blew my mind how he looked in Beekeeper, i thought he was done
@@jonbaxter2254Olympian and black market arms dealer
@@Astroman10tom cruise and paul rudd to
-Tell me something nice.
-Your husband is bald.
I am crying laughing with that one.
I read the comment first before this was said, so I thought Jason was gonna say it as a complement.
and yet, nobody asks if the piglet is ok.
I'm shidding and farding.
I believe my favorite part of these EFAP movies, is a bunch of these are guilty pleasures of mine, and watching the hosts lose their collective minds in laughter during the fight scenes, is truly something that brings me joy in life.
Is it the only thing though?
@@jonbaxter2254 Sadly I cannot commit to the meme. I have many joys in life, and thankful for all of them.
@@CaelSkielsthear Ah very good, you aren't Boogiefied yet.
Boll was famous for finishing filming in one month by never doing more than one take.
Also, he was able to get so many big names in his movies by keeping close watch on what projects had been canceled or postponed. He'd approach actors who had a sudden 3-month gap in their schedule and offer them one month's work for a respecatable (but still very cheap) paycheck.
Kind of like why Angelina Jolie shot the tourist, because she had nothing to do and a small gap while waiting for Brad to finishing filming on his movie.
Very cheap ≠ respectable
Oh wow. Clever boi lol.
@blakeb.8525 When the alternative is "Doing nothing and getting no money," it's respectable enough.
he made 3 movies in this franchise, pls dont watch them
Okay, I understand why he's not changing clothes now.
He's wearing the full Farmer set and he receives a big bonus to his stats if he's wearing all the pieces.
The bonus from the set is greater than any rare or below armor could give him. He's just the metagamer character. Surely.
Has a .01% chance to drop and adds +99 in every stat with the set bonus
Ray Liotta truly is an 80's Vegas wannabe magician in this. And this movie is the proto rings of power.
RIP Ray Liotta. After watching, my friend and I walked around quoting his famous line "I'm king of the Krugs! Haha!"
„Do you like my Krug? >:)“
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be King of Krugs.
Bring king of the Krug is the only thing that brings me joy in life
On why Uwe Boll was able to do all these films, blame German tax law loopholes to where investors would be able to write off the film investment as a loss, so he was getting investors because it was no risk. That loophole has since been closed and Uwe hasn't made a film since.
The government was actually good for something, and it ruined that one good thing.
Good.
He basically The Producers,d the german government for years.
Dude, he's directed two movies in 2024. Maybe some holes are still in the loop.
@@symmetricat188 I guess he found a way to make money by making garbage again, because that was an 8 year hiatus from making movies.
Woah. All these hidden movies starring famous actors is making me pile up a new watchlist
Don't worry you can skip this one. It's a uwe boll movie
@@SkyExplosion oh me uwe . I see. I heard 1 interview of his and didn't have any idea what did he directed
@@SkyExplosion I watch them so I can better enjoy the bad ones
Watch Legend of the Rings. It's such a terrible indie fantasy. It's like a shitty LOTR copy
this review sucks ass, really it does.
Shaggy single-handedly carrying the entire production.
Matthew Lillard (aka Shaggy from the live action Scooby-Doo) was an absolute class act in this lol, best part of this movie. He knew what kind of movie this was, and was the only joy in this awful, emotionless and stilted film lol. I love seeing an actor chew the scenery
He's absolutely delightful in the Five Nights at Freddy's movie as well!
Lillard is often the best part of whatever he's in.
Put some respect on his name, he was the main Shaggy VA post live action until Scoob - he's THE Shaggy!
Now we need an EFAP arc where they train and get ready for a boxing match against Uwe Boll.
That would be quite unfair, Uwe isn't gettin any younger and the Longman would abuse his reach.
This movie comes across like a group of kids playing pretend in a backyard, and every character death is just one of them having to go home for dinner.
It's hilarious that the final big battle is taking place at night and the main characters are fighting in daylight
timezones 😆
I still remember someone on an old message board (maybe IMDb) described this movie as Lord of the Rings for Nickelback fans, and it's stuck with me ever since.
Just to be clear: this film also got a theatrical release. I saw it in theaters.
oh god
You kept it bombing slightly less.
@@jonbaxter2254 I thought it was dumb at the time, but the setup for the story is actually kinda similar to how the single player campaign starts. The game opens with you on the farm - which is already burning and being attacked by Krugs - and the rest is just a linear path to the end.
I'm truly sorry 😢
Ahh, Uwe Boll.
The man who would challenge all his critics to a boxing match.
And back out when he learned one of them could actually fight.
@@QuantumRangerPower Typical German cowardice.
@@jonbaxter2254 Hey! Take zhat beck!
36:50 "This is as far as I'll take you."
Lady you took us directly to the camp where the prisoners are being held. That's exactly where we were trying to get to. I mean thanks but I don't see how you could take us any further unless you want to walk into the enemy camp with us.
"The Pearl Man"
Goger rocks.
"How do you like my Krug" is a core memory I thought I had forgotten until it came crashing back here.
The line, the delivery... just perfect.
This is one of the movies of all time.
Goger's editing once again on point. What a truly superb job. Excellent job
He he he, yeah boi...
Mathew Lillard, John Rhys Davies, Ron Pearlman, Jason Statham, Yeah this is gonna be fun
Something interesting to know in regards to why there are so many stars in the movie, Uwe Boll stated in an interview that he could book famous actors when they had a break in shooting another film. So they have a few weeks free and he invites them over for a few days for some money.
Also he used a kind of loophole in the german law, which he used to get funds by the government to make his movies.
Honestly, fair game. Actors looked like they have fun, travel to exotic places and get screamed at by a German.
The perfect vacation.
@@jonbaxter2254 lol true
i think it relies o him making a massive loss with each film, and they pay the difference. so he always makes cash on video releases later and then does it all over again.
@@conan2096 oh yeah I think you're right, I remember him explaining that
Ron Perelman apparently was just doing mid evil movies all this time and no one told me
IIRC he was never that big of a star, we just all grew up watching beauty and the beast so he was a household face.
Medieval*
@@benhagstrom2185 Maybe not big, but very recognizable due to how his face looks, and mostly after Sons of Anarchy TV series, and in lesser excent the Hellboy movies, as he had heavy makeup then, and well, they never were as massive as Avengers ect.
Did he ever do full evil movies?
Except Hellboy.
Me and my friends rented this when it came out. We laughed till we couldn't breathe at how bad it was. It takes someone like Boll to hire some of the best actors to make something so awful.
It has massive D&D energy from 2000.
This is one of the best edits I have seen from Goger. Well done sir and thank you!
"How could I have been so stupid," wasn't in the script, he was just telling himself this not realizing they hit record.
Fun fact: 99% of the budget for this film was used for actors. 1% was used for set and costume
Source: Trust me bro
Claire forlani is married to Efap's mascot....Dougray Scott 😂😂😂
Lucky man, she's gorgeous.
Wait, what?
True story. They have young Jacob together, even.
Oh boy, it's the boomerang wielding turnip farmer movie
They really need to make a Zelda movie.
Jason Statham is immune to shame.
He is a millionaire, married to a model...
Holy shit Goger, the editing of the video was great, the balding clip timing was hilarious, but hot damn that ending was the best ending to a video I've ever seen. XD
Thank you dude! Glad people enjoyed it :)
Last 60 seconds of this video are arguably the most artistic 60 seconds of the whole thing.
It's even got the full music track! So good.
The bald segment was👌
Man this one. I watched this one in the theatre. My father and I had played the dungeon siege series and we had no expectations, because video game movie. Tbh we went to see it as an excuse to get away from family in town, mainly women of my large southern family, and my mom and 2 sisters were raging on their own feminine things… so we escaped to anything we could. Rained out so put put was gone…
God it was terrible but we did have a lot of laughs. Empty theatre, we had a good time.
Speaking of John Rhyse Davies in unexpected roles, I recently discovered that he has a recurring role in SpongeBob as Man-Ray. I never noticed it before, but now it’s so clear, and hilarious to hear.
This movie is literally "let me copy your homework" the movie.
Give me the chicken and give it to me raw. Har har har har
King Burt Reynolds! I repeat....KING BURT REYNOLDS hahaha I laughed at this movie when it first came out and that was when I realized that yes, some movies can just be bad
Was Burt Reynolds ever a king before this movie?
oh god, i can't believe it but i have seen this before... i only remember a few scenes like the weird tree ladies and a few Farmer fights. It's both worse and better than i expected. I wish we got more (clown) moments with Shaggy and the main villain.
51:47 I object, Power Ranger fights have actual choreography.
Still better than Rings of Power
Obviously, RoP doesn't have a scene of an orc being set on fire and launched by a catapult.
@@lordofthepizzapie9319they wouldn’t dare. Remember Orc Lives Matter
I had fun watching this...
in the sequel that was reviewed by Phelous, the son of Jason Statham that goes back into the past is Dolph Lungren who has to fight against a time traveling Burger King.
long live the king, king farmer the first!!
This makes Kingdom of heaven look like a masterpiece
Why yes, I WILL have a new EFAP movie for my midnight snack.
This is by far the funniest War Arc movie, stabbed my sides as many times as the beheadings in this
Captain Boomerang's Origin story is dope.
Color me surprised, I always thought Dungeon Siege was more obscure.
14:15 "Respect is earned" It's true and is a unexpectedly good line. Also, why does he look like a CGI character in a video game? 14:20
50:30 This part here is where I was laughing the hardest alongside Mauler. Lighting one of your own dudes on fire after he put himself inside the catapult only for him to hit a tree was the best part.
I can't believe the EFAP crew could forget Claire Forlani's name. She is married to Bat Whaman's own Dougray Scott!
Whadya bring me?
@@jonbaxter2254 a son apparently
Do you think Ray Liotta refused to put on that wannabe Mole Sauron costume so the writers had to come up with his spooky basement??
His acting didn't need to go as hard in thsi film
That's purple! It Windu'd!
"Oh thank fuck, misogyny" had me rolling🤣
never change Sargon!
27:56 Dark Ray Liota Wizard should have said:
"I am not used to this level of scrutiny!!!!!!"
Batwoman's music and "what'd you bring me" really are the gifts that keep on giving, aren't they?
As a German I feel the need to say sorry for releasing Uwe Boll unto you.
I've been waiting sooooo long for this! 😂😂😂 This movie had us rolling on the floor in laughter 🤣🤣
I forgot Burt was in this. Wow.
Just gonna say, I actually lobe this film. It's not a good film, but I absolutely adore it.
I love Jason Statham, so I do enjoy this movie even with all its awful flaws. The poignant father & son scene between him and a very elderly Burt Reynolds is the BEST scene in the movie.
Transporter trilogy is actually amazing.
Me looking up this movie before watching and Sargon not knowing…
"The Forest is always right."
Burt Reynolds? I loved Smokey and the Bandit
I remember watching this when I was way younger. It bored me to the point I just wanted to sit and watch through the window. And I did... Not an interesting story, but maybe more compelling that In The Name of The Kings
Skyrim With Random Mods The Movie
Uwe boll, never forget his ahitty movies, he is the second most wretched franchise killer
never forget that Uwe Boll tried to get a kickstarter project going and when it failed he went on a rant about how kickstarter sucked and started talking about some other project that did get funded and described it as "a movie about some retarded wizard in the forest"
Ayo theres a movie idea: Any Jason Statham character (ex marine/assassin bullshit) gets isekai'd into a medieval setting and he just does the same action scenes, except actually good satire
Uwe Boll is a national treasure. He will be on SideScrollers next week btw.
No shit really?
I hear his restaurant is actually very good
He's kind of a Loxist that hates German history. He thinks the "caust" is real for fucks sake..
Can't wait, he's a very interesting man. Unhinged, but unique.
LM actual AO
when you order a mid tier burger from Mcdonalds menu, but when you get it is the cheapest one and the deliveryman ate all your fries.
48:52 What are we, some kind of Dungeon Siege?
"I feel like I've been watching this movie for the last five hours" 😂
"my name is sewage cleaner"
"Now"
"Give me the chicken😊"
Absolute must you guys need to do a Uwe Boll arc. It will be a must see EFAP movies
I love that the kid just fucking books it and it miles away...... And the orc guy slowly walking somehow catches up a few camera cuts later.
Ive literally never heard of this movie lol
But Im sure Jason will kick someone ass
Uwe Boll is directing it. The man's so bad at directing he can cause Ben Kingsley to phone in a performance.
He does kick ass and it's a cheesy fun little movie.
@@BurgerWyister20 I want EFAP movies for Bloodrayne now. The sequels get silly.
@@MediumRareOpinions the sex scene that happens between the bars of a prison cell in the original is pretty crazy as it is.
@@BurgerWyister20 Uwe boll movies are a special kind of odd aren't they?
The outro is a work of art on it's own. Good job Goger!
Sad thing is, this is better than what Hollywood shits out now.
I hope you guys cover more Uwe Boll stuff...
Space Ice covered most of his video game adaptations and they are his best vids, you just get so much to work with.
Where he showed the world...
This might be the most stacked film of all time...
Fun fact: this movie is "based" on The first Game. Theres not Even One Boomerang in The entirety of The Game. In fact, I think Theresa no Boomerang in The entire Dungeons Siege Trilogy.
We desperately need a Uwe Boll arc.
lol 4% on rotten tomatoes
Uwe Boll made the single most faithful video game adaptation of all time: Postal.
We NEED an Uwe Boll movie arc on it's own
I'm so glad you're doing this movie. The wife and I watched it a couple of months ago. It is so bad it's good. We laughed all the way through
After seeing this gem, you really should watch Postal. It doesn't take itself as seriously as this one does (yes...really) but it has some amazing chaos that only he can bring.
What an adventure that was! Truly one of a kind.
Uwe Boll wanting to fight the critics reminds me of the food critic from Friends: "I'm torn... between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating."
Crazy how this is no longer the worst movie John Rhys Davies has been in. Thanks Dial of Destiny!
Someday, someone will make a documentary about Uwe Boll's career and it needs to be called 'Bolling for Columbine'.
Gotta praise Goger here, I love hearing the COD2 npc barks, brings back memories. In last samurai or another efap movies i believe he also pulled some voice lines from Shogun 2?