EFAP Movies #70 - Braveheart - Peak War Arc Fire

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

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  • @EveryFrameAPause
    @EveryFrameAPause  День назад +205

    Your expected EFAP Programming has been moved to Wednesday of next week for scheduling reasons. Until then, please enjoy this banger of an EFAP Movies and prepare for a month of SpOoKtaCuLaR fun times as October begins! \o/

    • @NicTheGreek1979
      @NicTheGreek1979 День назад +7

      No Sargon? :o

    • @user-zq6sz2cr6g
      @user-zq6sz2cr6g День назад +2

      I'll start preparing the treats right away!

    • @ViolentMessiah666
      @ViolentMessiah666 День назад +5

      Where's my Friday LoTR Mini, Longman? If you've run out you need to make more, I needs muh fix dammit 😂

    • @The_Punisher
      @The_Punisher День назад +2

      So no EFAP today?

    • @yetanotherspuart3993
      @yetanotherspuart3993 23 часа назад +3

      Did cern take Fringy or Rags from us??

  • @KelShu
    @KelShu 18 часов назад +146

    THEY MAY PAUSE OUR FRAMES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TWIST OUR TIPPLES!!

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 11 часов назад +6

      TIPPLES!!!!!

    • @dognut81
      @dognut81 5 часов назад +4

      As said by the cowardly Tippleheart

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 2 часа назад +2

      I NEVER DID ! I NEVER DID ! I NEVER DID !

  • @MattR8605
    @MattR8605 19 часов назад +92

    A shame Sargon couldn’t be here for Braveheart as well as😂

    • @mattherron173
      @mattherron173 18 часов назад +19

      I don't think Carl could tolerate a Scottish homeless man and a French harlot contaminating brilliant English royalty

    • @tool4132
      @tool4132 17 часов назад +27

      Came here to say that. His input as an English man would have been great with Drinker there. I would've moved heaven and earth to ensure Sargon was there.

    • @Whiskey0880
      @Whiskey0880 14 часов назад

      By brilliant english royalty, i assume you mean effeminate men in tights wearing make up?

    • @sztallone415
      @sztallone415 Час назад +1

      Platoon is English too

  • @Zeddyboi86
    @Zeddyboi86 День назад +90

    Goger when the War Arc is finished:
    “FREEEDDDOOOOMMMMM!!!!”

    • @Satus21
      @Satus21 День назад +20

      Lol I will never be free, there is no escaping the dungeon...

    • @lordofthepizzapie9319
      @lordofthepizzapie9319 День назад +10

      @@Satus21 The dungeon is your home now, I hope you found a cozy corner to sleep in.

    • @Satus21
      @Satus21 21 час назад +13

      @@lordofthepizzapie9319 Implying I get sleeping privileges.

    • @colinwalker4824
      @colinwalker4824 10 часов назад

      FREEEEEEEEDOMMMMMM

  • @KevinM491
    @KevinM491 День назад +78

    why did i think The Patriot was in the war arc? and why isnt it in the war arc?

    • @chrisbingley
      @chrisbingley 19 часов назад +18

      It doesn't belong in the war arc. It belongs in the treason arc.

    • @tanner201x8
      @tanner201x8 19 часов назад +15

      The Patriot is one of the best war
      Movies ever wtf

    • @FisherTheOtter
      @FisherTheOtter 17 часов назад +14

      @@chrisbingley I'd offer you some tea to help calm you down, but...

    • @williamshelton4318
      @williamshelton4318 15 часов назад +6

      Because Rags' is the only colonist, and the rest will not stand for anti-British propaganda. (I realize Braveheart is anti-English propaganda, but I'm gonna pretend it's different because they weren't the British Empire back then.)

    • @shaunmartin454
      @shaunmartin454 15 часов назад

      @@FisherTheOtterbeer. Beer works. 😀🍻

  • @moge2228
    @moge2228 18 часов назад +104

    A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, an American, and a German all watch a movie about fighting the English. I find this quite funny

    • @EpicJasonX9000
      @EpicJasonX9000 18 часов назад +12

      And thus world peace was reached. 🤣

    • @christopherkelley1664
      @christopherkelley1664 17 часов назад +8

      The Scots, Americans, and Germans actually fought the English. The Welsh and Australians, well...

    • @moge2228
      @moge2228 17 часов назад +9

      @@christopherkelley1664 The Welsh had a fight with them with the story of their flag Dragon, and the Australians were prisoners so its still warranted

    • @williamshelton4318
      @williamshelton4318 15 часов назад +5

      I believe Edward "Longshanks" conquered Wales prior to the events of this movie. So the Long Men of Wales were in there with the English. And we don't see them switch sides like the Irish.

    • @SassyCassie89
      @SassyCassie89 13 часов назад +5

      ​@@williamshelton4318well in our defence (welsh) ireland is across water, if the english wanted to hang our kids for defecting they didnt have as far to go 🤷‍♀️.

  • @IchigoKurosaki_
    @IchigoKurosaki_ 18 часов назад +23

    Did you guys really exclude Dankula because he shaved his beard? He could've given great context for the historical events that we're watching unfold 🥺

    • @JoeSyxpack
      @JoeSyxpack 5 часов назад +1

      Dank shaving his beard was the most heinous thing he's done since the pug thing.

  • @urielbant6990
    @urielbant6990 18 часов назад +36

    I want a braveheart remake that includes the following lines:
    "Somehow Longshanks returned"
    "I am all of the English"..."And I am all the Scottish"
    English man being catapulted on the battlefield- "They fly now"?.."They fly now"

    • @georgehouliaras7239
      @georgehouliaras7239 16 часов назад +3

      "It's me, I'm the Scottish!"

    • @Soyuz2578
      @Soyuz2578 4 часа назад +3

      ".....and I am WALLAAAAAAAACE"

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 2 часа назад +3

      "What are we ? Some sort of Braveheart ?"

    • @bsparks9172
      @bsparks9172 Час назад +2

      “I have been all the Scottish accents you have heard inside your head!”

    • @sztallone415
      @sztallone415 Час назад +1

      the crown of Scotland will be free, if it fits a woman

  • @quoteunquoterocco1022
    @quoteunquoterocco1022 15 часов назад +19

    I didn’t expect sudden Rings of Power, and boy, was that uncalled for…

  • @OptimusJedi
    @OptimusJedi 13 часов назад +16

    It’s too bad Sargon wasn’t here so he could simp for Longshanks.

  • @wretchardkimball9049
    @wretchardkimball9049 15 часов назад +13

    I can't believe you guys talked about attacking the sea and neglected to mention that "the sea is always right"

  • @terrasur4168
    @terrasur4168 18 часов назад +14

    Patrick McGoohan was such a great actor. Highly recommend the Columbo episodes where he was the villain, and the Prisoner series where he starred.

    • @ggrarl
      @ggrarl 17 часов назад

      McGoohan starred in four episodes as the murderer, and he directed five episodes. He's the only reason I watch Braveheart.

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX9000 18 часов назад +24

    *They may take away our Red Lobsters, but they’ll never take away our Trungo’s!*

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. 17 часов назад +1

      Don’t thread on my slurpo

    • @Joe45-91
      @Joe45-91 15 часов назад +3

      You've tried the chickpea gumbo with Wallace; now eat it with me

    • @flyinpigmusic331
      @flyinpigmusic331 10 часов назад +1

      Girthy sausage

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 2 часа назад +1

      *"Noone's always really Trungone."*

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 22 часа назад +63

    I am not a fan.

    • @paulbutler4321
      @paulbutler4321 21 час назад +6

      Heh. I think I get it. But history class was so very long ago. It was my only joy in life.

    • @HighlyRegarded420
      @HighlyRegarded420 18 часов назад +10

      You always knew this moment would come eventually lol.

    • @lunaticred0
      @lunaticred0 18 часов назад +19

      “Throwing my son’s ‘friend’ from a window is my only joy in life…”
      - Bilbo Longshanks, 2032 AD

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 18 часов назад +4

      We need to talk about longshanks’s son

    • @Gaizure
      @Gaizure 17 часов назад +1

      Ok

  • @BogaSlawa
    @BogaSlawa 16 часов назад +22

    I do think a form of pipes did exist in Ireland and Scotland at this time, just not in the modern version we know today.
    Prima Nocta was most certainly NOT done or allowed! In any Christian country, absolute nonsense.
    The peasants would have lost their minds, the Church would have had an epileptic fit, and most of the nobles would not have touched it with a ten foot pole even if they liked the idea in theory.
    .....poor Metal 😵‍💫

    • @christopherkelley1664
      @christopherkelley1664 13 часов назад

      Eh, Carnivale existed under the church. It was a different church back then.

    • @BogaSlawa
      @BogaSlawa 12 часов назад

      @@christopherkelley1664 Explain?

    • @typicalsomeone5073
      @typicalsomeone5073 6 часов назад

      Well that would be the evil colonisers of the Irish forcing their ways on the poor picts

    • @BogaSlawa
      @BogaSlawa 6 часов назад

      @@typicalsomeone5073 they had their chance!!!

    • @bvdemier1
      @bvdemier1 5 часов назад

      Prima Nocta , also know as 'Droit du seigneur' is one of those things that is 99,99% written down by people who really, really hated christians or catholics.
      Probably didnt excist.
      Even the wikipage is just 'and then we have this myth, and that story that maybe it happened 500 years ago'

  • @scaredlobstero
    @scaredlobstero День назад +11

    Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, now you have my attention

  • @nodot17
    @nodot17 19 часов назад +22

    2032 is going great
    Trump the 3rd has some surprising really good policy tbh
    The Squirrel girl movie is eh but its a marvel movie so thats good for them

    • @EpicJasonX9000
      @EpicJasonX9000 19 часов назад +6

      And John Connor was assassinated by a T-850.

    • @lunaticred0
      @lunaticred0 15 часов назад +4

      And the trailer Hawk Tuah 3: Extinction just dropped as well. What great time for good rat.

    • @klafsen
      @klafsen 11 часов назад

      Arma 4 is looking really nice too!
      I can't wait for it to come out!

    • @2ndlegend125
      @2ndlegend125 10 часов назад

      Rings of Power is going strong. It actually picked up in quality after season 6.

    • @JohnSmith-zl1tr
      @JohnSmith-zl1tr 7 часов назад

      @@2ndlegend125 At the current of one season every two years season six of that abomination would release in 2032.

  • @ChancellorOtomovonBismarck
    @ChancellorOtomovonBismarck 17 часов назад +9

    There's a lot to appreciate about this film. But I think people from random periods in history from anywhere in the world talking like post-engightenment American revolutionaries is my least favourite movie trope.

  • @JoeTheUberGeek
    @JoeTheUberGeek День назад +27

    I cannot tell you, as a historian, how much I hate this film... 😅

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 23 часа назад +23

      Historically, this movie is a mess.
      But I still love it.

    • @AE2v2
      @AE2v2 19 часов назад +5

      Peak fire bro

    • @williamshelton4318
      @williamshelton4318 15 часов назад +3

      I can't hate a great movie that happens to be historical nonsense. Like this or Gladiator. Napoleon, on the other hand, lacks not just historical accuracy but a sense of reality. And most importantly is not entertaining.

    • @mallyxtheunyielding7212
      @mallyxtheunyielding7212 14 часов назад

      It's fantastic historical fiction, just turn off the part of your brain that stores real life events and its great!

    • @thetoad5407
      @thetoad5407 14 часов назад

      ​​@@mallyxtheunyielding7212or pretend it's what you wanted and see how you feel?

  • @Rockhound999
    @Rockhound999 16 часов назад +24

    Mauler... 13th warrior? :(

    • @thetoad5407
      @thetoad5407 14 часов назад +3

      Dewit!

    • @kayne8222
      @kayne8222 10 часов назад +2

      Lol I literally just posted this too. Eban!

    • @Aeonfell
      @Aeonfell 6 часов назад +1

      Lo there, do I see my father

    • @Soyuz2578
      @Soyuz2578 4 часа назад

      In Turkish it's "Uçuncu Savaş"

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin 17 часов назад +10

    Fun fact: This is one of the most progressive movies of that entire era.
    Look how many people with Situational Disabilities they cast in it.

    • @ggrarl
      @ggrarl 17 часов назад +2

      I'm pretty sure, despite what the English say, being Scottish isn't a disability.

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 12 часов назад

      Being Mel Gibson is a situational disability; hate to see when people pick on him

  • @Jays_dead_cat
    @Jays_dead_cat День назад +8

    Man I love this movie. Amazing score

  • @NoPantsBaby
    @NoPantsBaby 17 часов назад +6

    I'm guessing Sargon decided to skip the Colonial propaganda movie.

  • @DrunkenCameraBeard
    @DrunkenCameraBeard День назад +12

    So, no head?

    • @Dr.Mandingo
      @Dr.Mandingo День назад +2

      And neither orlando bloom 😔

  • @brigittehuber9745
    @brigittehuber9745 18 часов назад +6

    Second guy to the right knows his historical facts!

  • @donmongoose
    @donmongoose 16 часов назад +5

    I don't care how historically inaccurate it is, Braveheart is an absolute banger of a film.

  • @wstml555
    @wstml555 16 часов назад +5

    2032 - "Breaking News Kathleen Kennedy is about to be fired"

  • @MrHouse-mz4cb
    @MrHouse-mz4cb 16 часов назад +5

    "A red sun rises, MUD has been spilled this night." - Legolas Wallace

  • @menschman1464
    @menschman1464 13 часов назад +8

    “How did he die”
    “Polysythemia Vera”

    • @JohnSmith-zl1tr
      @JohnSmith-zl1tr 6 часов назад

      No, just Polysythemia Vera was on vacation.

  • @kevo-o-o
    @kevo-o-o 21 час назад +19

    You can take our Diet Dew, but you can never take our Tipples!

    • @nodot17
      @nodot17 19 часов назад +4

      Boogey would be the tyrannical leader
      Peasants complaining about him taxes their dew from the mountain
      "I never did, I never did, I never did, I never did"
      Emperor Boog the 4th
      Edit: He isn't actually the 4th in his line he just claims that

    • @kevo-o-o
      @kevo-o-o 17 часов назад

      @nodot17 very true, he's already changing history as we speak and I fell for it!

  • @Wenturi
    @Wenturi 19 часов назад +6

    Top 5 movie ever made.
    Scene where girl hands William the flower at the funeral 🥹
    Bagpipes 🔥🥹
    Death of Williams wife 🥹
    Death of Hamishs father 🥹
    Ego nunquam pronunciari mendacium! Sed ego sum homo indomitus. 🔥🔥
    FREEEEDOOOOOM! 🔥 🔥 🔥

  • @OFJehutyV2
    @OFJehutyV2 День назад +7

    Drinker is on this. Yay.

  • @SacClass650
    @SacClass650 18 часов назад +5

    Terrible historical piece, brilliant cinema.

  • @jakee.j.2676
    @jakee.j.2676 10 часов назад +5

    Future war arc suggestion I’ve got an excellent one the count of Monte Cristo (2002) starring Jim Caviezel with a young Henry Cavill

    • @williamshelton4318
      @williamshelton4318 9 часов назад +1

      Rags' has talked about enjoying this movie and the book before. It might be his favorite book. I can't remember. (Maybe it was that one about the sword from his Joe Biden moment.)

  • @dklwos8088
    @dklwos8088 День назад +21

    “This sucks” - Shad.
    “Peak fire bro” - The rest of the panel.

    • @tanner201x8
      @tanner201x8 19 часов назад +5

      Shad is a big L lately

    • @lordofthepizzapie9319
      @lordofthepizzapie9319 17 часов назад +5

      He did say the movie was good, despite it's inaccuracies.

    • @Joe45-91
      @Joe45-91 15 часов назад +1

      Nah, Shad loves this movie. Probably watched it more times than all the other guys combined

    • @dklwos8088
      @dklwos8088 11 часов назад +2

      @@lordofthepizzapie9319 I’m just twittin Shads tipples.
      Just seems to be the common consensus on this war arc; Shad gets mad at the inaccuracies while the rest of the panel are having a grand ol time.

  • @romainf3780
    @romainf3780 15 часов назад +4

    16:00 "I've...seen things, you people wouldn't believe"

  • @clintbeastwood5116
    @clintbeastwood5116 18 часов назад +4

    Would it be fair to refer to a spear as a... LONG SHANK?

  • @Kainvverd
    @Kainvverd 23 часа назад +10

    I know that this may sound odd, but I wanted to ask if the scientists have already figured out whether Scotland is/was a real country? There was a lot of speculation about that over the years but I stopped paying attention after they presented the supposed, barely understandable Scottish language and said that people there would wear funny dresses, including men, for no reason.

    • @yetanotherspuart3993
      @yetanotherspuart3993 23 часа назад

      No it is not. Not until they use all the world's c4 to seperate themselves from England.

    • @paulbutler4321
      @paulbutler4321 21 час назад +3

      ​@@yetanotherspuart3993 Why not get bugs bunny to just saw up the border?

    • @yetanotherspuart3993
      @yetanotherspuart3993 21 час назад

      @@paulbutler4321
      Warner Brothers would charge a small planet to borrow him.
      But if the SNP has that cash, I see that working as well!!

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 19 часов назад +1

      Harsh english upremacist im afraid

    • @christopherkelley1664
      @christopherkelley1664 13 часов назад

      Yes, and the historical Scots were actually black but the white Scots, after they arrived from their mud space ships, rewrote history.

  • @_Dovar_
    @_Dovar_ 17 часов назад +6

    Petition to do an EFAP of "Downfall".
    You can keep Rags out, if You'd need.

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 12 часов назад +1

      Bruno Ganz was perfect as Adolf; you 100% understand why people liked the guy; but you also 100% understand how delusional and insecure he was

    • @Soyuz2578
      @Soyuz2578 3 часа назад +1

      Keep Rags out??? SACRILEGE!!!!

  • @frostbeard2212
    @frostbeard2212 10 часов назад +4

    I've been waiting for this for so long... not for the coverage (though good) but to listen to the Scottish accents of the hosts... they're all pretty good except for that drinker guy. Doesn't seem to try very hard

    • @JohnSmith-zl1tr
      @JohnSmith-zl1tr 6 часов назад

      It's the lack of alcohol a real Scott would be drunker.

  • @EasyLitterBoxCleanup
    @EasyLitterBoxCleanup 15 часов назад +3

    16:00 "Another soul battered and broken, cast aside like a spent torch." - The Goger Ancestor
    Poor Mootal.

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 19 часов назад +18

    Awww man, I'm going to miss the War Arc... And Orlando Bloom.
    Helen was a 10/10 btw. Sorry Shad.

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 17 часов назад +5

      Bloom was my only joy in life. 😢

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 17 часов назад +5

      I wouldn't send a thousand ships to save her, but maybe ten.

    • @williamshelton4318
      @williamshelton4318 8 часов назад +3

      She's fine. But if you're playing the most beautiful woman everer, people are gonna judge.

    • @Sharicite
      @Sharicite 5 часов назад +1

      Can you convert that 10/10 into ship currency?

    • @georgehouliaras7239
      @georgehouliaras7239 5 часов назад +1

      @@Sharicite At least 10 million ships. Basically the entire population of Greece.

  • @1701EarlGrey
    @1701EarlGrey 15 часов назад +12

    For all historical inaccuracies in this movie, Braveheart is still the best "historical" film portraying English as evil bastards - much better than Joan of Arc from 1999 or even Patriot. In all of those films, English were just shown as cartoonishly evil and even though this same happen to the extend in Braveheart as well, it at least had Edward Longshanks as legitimately cunning, inteligent and to certain extend enjoyable opponent and it shows Scotts as morally compromised and corruptible people as well - so at least it's not entirely black and white conflict. Heck, even this so called Goblin-man had emotional reaction to execution of girl he tried to r... - he may want to r... her but he didn't wished her dead...
    BTW, I think that epic "historical" films like Braveheart are dead genre... Were was the last time we seen movie like that ?

    • @2ndlegend125
      @2ndlegend125 10 часов назад

      Funnily enough, the last historical epic I can think of is the Outlaw King.

    • @williamshelton4318
      @williamshelton4318 8 часов назад

      Lomgshank's policy of breeding his problems away via rape is ethnic cleansing. But aside from that, he is depicted as not cartoonishly evil. Just a king who likes to conquer stuff and doesn't mind making people suffer. I get it.

  • @half-bakedpotato1078
    @half-bakedpotato1078 8 часов назад +2

    When I first watched this, my dad covered the screen when they had sex (I had no idea how far it went, but I guess it was just cause of the boobies). The rest of the film is pretty violent and the girl literally has her throat slit in the next scene, but god forbid I see a little booba.

  • @bubbadoom1837
    @bubbadoom1837 15 часов назад +2

    Good Lord. I'm watching EFAP, and the scene where Campbell (Hamish's dad) dies still choked me up.

  • @kayne8222
    @kayne8222 11 часов назад +2

    Id love to see 13th warrior in the war arc, i dont think it was in the list of movies they were doing but lotta great memable lines, cheesiness, and epic moments

  • @giggigidy6998
    @giggigidy6998 10 часов назад +3

    Everything I know about Scotland I've learned from Braveheart....and the Drinker

    • @Aeonfell
      @Aeonfell 4 часа назад

      and groundskeeper Willie

  • @pawelmacpoof5687
    @pawelmacpoof5687 16 часов назад +2

    Edward Longshanks and Robert the bruce were third cousins, once removed.

  • @thanes1343
    @thanes1343 15 часов назад +2

    the first open field battle btw was the battle of Sterling Bridge. if you can fined the bridge

  • @kreese-yi2nb
    @kreese-yi2nb 18 часов назад +2

    Mootal's Rings of Prime anguish interlude here has been something else, I must say.

  • @Kainvverd
    @Kainvverd День назад +3

    I barely remember anything about this movie, even though it used to be on TV about at least once a month just a couple years ago. I hope that it's just because of my constantly degrading memory and not because it's a bad movie.
    My only clear memory is that of the Scottish warriors showing their hams to the enemy army... I'm not complaining but it's odd that my brain chose this specifically.
    I also remember there being a lot of screaming and all armour being made of butter.
    I know that this movie is iconic so hopefully it'll hold up and we'll all have a good time.

    • @Kainvverd
      @Kainvverd День назад +1

      Also, I keep forgetting how handsome Mel Gibson was and in a way still is... This has nothing to do with the movie, I'm just reminiscing.

  • @ShakalakaKing
    @ShakalakaKing 17 часов назад +2

    Should so Patriot with Sargon and Dank. Would be hilarious.

  • @mmx4gaming12
    @mmx4gaming12 19 часов назад +2

    We need a Gandalf scene to explain why William Wallace took up this quest

  • @lukeblundell5610
    @lukeblundell5610 14 часов назад +2

    @1:00:00
    That is indeed a sircoat as it's on a guy; girls wear damecoats

  • @ravenheartwraith
    @ravenheartwraith 19 часов назад +2

    No way.. my favorite movie of all time! this is going to be great.

  • @fourthdrawerdown6297
    @fourthdrawerdown6297 17 часов назад +3

    FETCH THE COMFY CHAIR

  • @chrisbingley
    @chrisbingley 19 часов назад +4

    Longshanks did nothing wrong.

    • @canderoussnurd4265
      @canderoussnurd4265 8 часов назад

      I’d disagree with you because I’m Scot decent………but they were border Rievers so…..🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @devilsmessanger
    @devilsmessanger 16 часов назад +2

    Ooh , those edits ,memes and animations are hilarious !

  • @colinwalker4824
    @colinwalker4824 10 часов назад +2

    THEY WILL NEVER LOCK! OUR! BALLS!

  • @shamrockdragon7634
    @shamrockdragon7634 13 часов назад +2

    Poor Metal, and poor child Mauler 🤣

  • @Poecilotherius
    @Poecilotherius 11 часов назад +2

    6:43
    You better not make fun of his sons sac clothing.
    I'll have you know his ancestors became quite a powerful people,
    eventually moving to Germany and, inspired by their renowned child clothing,
    they created Saksonia.

    • @JohnSmith-zl1tr
      @JohnSmith-zl1tr 6 часов назад

      The germans had their own sacks long before then. That's just one more of the historical inaccuracies of this movie.

  • @phoenixproject952
    @phoenixproject952 10 часов назад +2

    Caligula had his men whip and scourge the sea, then they collected detritus and shells along the shore and presented them in his victory triumph

    • @phoenixproject952
      @phoenixproject952 8 часов назад

      Its also wirth noting that Xerxes of Persia did the same thing..

  • @daxtorsstuff7678
    @daxtorsstuff7678 9 часов назад +1

    The vietnam flashback sequence of Rings of Power did that thing where something is funny, then drags on too long, but the longer it gets it then becomes funny again and then slowly becomes unhinged hilarious

  • @wilsonserv
    @wilsonserv 12 часов назад +1

    Jesus the snark in this is almost overwhelming. Rags had to comment on every freakin line. Quality, enjoyable films don't need constant sarcasm. You guys are entertaining without that.

  • @williamshelton4318
    @williamshelton4318 15 часов назад +1

    I'm constantly wondering why characters don't notice the smell when ground has been prepared with flammable liquid. It happened in an enclosed room on the Walking Dead once. You'd think they'd pass out from lack of oxygen before being burned.

  • @SolarDragon007
    @SolarDragon007 15 часов назад +3

    Edward "Longshanks" was the inspiration for Tywin Lannister.

    • @VespoLiveGaming
      @VespoLiveGaming 9 часов назад +1

      Tywin never tossed a twink out of a window

    • @williamshelton4318
      @williamshelton4318 8 часов назад +1

      Careful, Dragoon. I like you, but careful.

  • @sparkypack
    @sparkypack 17 часов назад +1

    Orlando Bloom in Braveheart and this movie would have been an easy 10/10. 😄😄😄

  • @77mpickett
    @77mpickett 14 часов назад +1

    I like that shot of the english soldier that get hit with the warhammer in the sterling bridge battle and it just goes THUNK!!! and his head pops like a cherry. Friggin brutal.

  • @catherineginn3232
    @catherineginn3232 15 часов назад +1

    Currently doing a research project regarding depictions/use of the Scots in modern Hollywood films - with a particular focus on Braveheart - and I can confirm that this film is incredibly inaccurate.

  • @DiegoSouto-fy9su
    @DiegoSouto-fy9su 11 часов назад +1

    Didn't the Romans use bagpipes? I think they're way older than the fellas believed during this.

  • @Ranben.
    @Ranben. 19 часов назад +1

    I love that bald scottish lord at the end who goes "uggggh" when the Scots charge at Bannockburn. He's so done with the freedom hype.

  • @11alpha48
    @11alpha48 17 часов назад +1

    Why do young William Wallace and his friend look like the 2 Harfoot chicks from Rings of Power?

  • @monopolizeme
    @monopolizeme 16 часов назад +1

    Goger, this might be your best editing yet omg 😂 All around fabulous commentary from the lads too.

  • @zak7an2
    @zak7an2 2 часа назад +1

    Metal died to sudden severe Rings of Poweritis
    he will be missed

  • @RossTheNinja
    @RossTheNinja 14 часов назад +1

    It was between Brian Cox and Billy Connolly for that part. Good choice

  • @trullalala9007
    @trullalala9007 9 часов назад +1

    If the internet is to believed, the cattle in the beginning are two english longhorn oxen.

  • @wstml555
    @wstml555 17 часов назад +1

    I was worried there would be no EFAP 6 hour stream, this will tide me over.

  • @karlheber23
    @karlheber23 13 часов назад +3

    @35:30 He's yelling his own family name because he thinks they carried the day, but everyone else thinks he's yelling "Wallace" and joins in with that. Its a bit of situational humour.

    • @BogaSlawa
      @BogaSlawa 9 часов назад

      A clan name?

    • @karlheber23
      @karlheber23 9 часов назад

      @@BogaSlawa Yes

    • @williamshelton4318
      @williamshelton4318 8 часов назад +1

      I'm fairly certain they're saying "MacAulish!" meaning "Son of Wallace." (William Wallace naturally being the son of a Wallace.) Which turns into "Wallace!"

    • @karlheber23
      @karlheber23 55 минут назад

      @@williamshelton4318 Interesting, if that's true then the scene just got worse for me, because I always thought it was funny that the super proud old guy was trying to take the credit.

  • @TamTam-tu1qe
    @TamTam-tu1qe 9 часов назад +1

    That edit of metal breaking is perfection!

  • @JoeSyxpack
    @JoeSyxpack 5 часов назад +1

    The mud is the main character in this movie.

  • @RossTheNinja
    @RossTheNinja 14 часов назад +1

    Is there a car in the background in this?

  • @Nonickelone
    @Nonickelone 17 часов назад +1

    The editing is getting really next level.

  • @MyraTalisen
    @MyraTalisen 18 часов назад +1

    The Scottish green screen comment 😄

  • @LeonDeLaMole
    @LeonDeLaMole 17 часов назад +1

    James Horner is the GOAT

  • @Dykwiaornot
    @Dykwiaornot 19 часов назад +1

    Epic TROP flashbacks

  • @colinwalker4824
    @colinwalker4824 9 часов назад +1

    I feel like the panel is too biased towards recognition of “the crown” to properly appreciate this movie. I guess some of us come from good stock that learned to best those tea sippers when the time came and well, it’s all chill now but, it shows.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 2 часа назад

      Americans being the "good stock" is such an hilarious concept, thanks for the laugh buddy 😂

  • @Opener73-r3s
    @Opener73-r3s 15 часов назад +6

    Sargon makes these a million times better

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 15 часов назад +4

      The lack of Angloid representation in this EFAP Movies twists my tipples.

    • @Joe45-91
      @Joe45-91 15 часов назад +2

      You can bring in the bongers when they cover Zulu

  • @tulsacollins1721
    @tulsacollins1721 9 часов назад +1

    “Could even be American” accents lol.

  • @MsNovaris
    @MsNovaris 4 часа назад

    This reminds me of the last samurai. Very little historical accuracy but beloved nonetheless (by Japan in the case of the last samurai)

  • @hardpack187
    @hardpack187 2 часа назад

    I once ate 7g of mushrooms and started freak out while watching cartoons. I told my girlfriend at the time to put on Braveheart to help me calm down.
    "Braveheart is going to calm you down?"
    "Just trust me. There's trees and bagpipes... it'll work"

  • @bsparks9172
    @bsparks9172 16 часов назад +1

    Love the War Arc. Hate this movie with a passion. Outlaw King is the superior Scottish movie.

    • @canderoussnurd4265
      @canderoussnurd4265 7 часов назад +1

      It’s my favorite fantasy flick.

    • @bsparks9172
      @bsparks9172 Час назад

      @@canderoussnurd4265I see what you did there. 😂😉

  • @Rockhound999
    @Rockhound999 15 часов назад

    Fuck this was a great episode guys, your Scottish accents really did it for me :P

  • @Gghosty
    @Gghosty 14 часов назад

    The Metal descent into madness edit was hilarious!

  • @catherineginn3232
    @catherineginn3232 15 часов назад +4

    Not-So-Fun Fact: Allegedly, during the filming of the torture scene, Mel Gibson insisted that they actually hang him rather than than using a stunt man or some sort of practical effects/trickery to fake it.

    • @MorallyDubiousFrog
      @MorallyDubiousFrog 12 часов назад +1

      This reminds me of another less-than-fun fact: apparently Brendan Fraser nearly died during the hanging scene in the Mummy.

  • @MrSharewareable
    @MrSharewareable 6 часов назад

    Around 35:32 the older Scotsman (Hamish's father) starts chanting his family's name, McCulloch, to take responsibility for the victory. However, the village rightly gives Wallace the credit by chanting his family name.
    There seems to have been some confusion about what he was chanting.

  • @canderoussnurd4265
    @canderoussnurd4265 8 часов назад

    One of my favorite fantasy movies ever made.
    Seriously WHERES THE FUCKING BRIDGE AT STERLING?!

  • @jhnshep
    @jhnshep 3 часа назад

    @47:19 the battles were fought in Ireland and used Irish army reservists, I knew a few that were there. Apparently meeting up with old friends, they all got drunk the night before, so after the battle while playing dead they fell asleep and started snoring.

  • @progambol
    @progambol 6 часов назад

    I've never seen this movie, but it feels like the plot is a guy who likes to throw rocks a lot has his child bride murdered so goes on a rampage through Scotland. Also, there is a major sub-plot regarding a table.

  • @JeromeSkavenSlayer
    @JeromeSkavenSlayer Час назад

    "Knowing William Wallace is dead is my only joy in life!" ~ Edward Longshanks

  • @colinwalker4824
    @colinwalker4824 10 часов назад

    It’s funny to think that this film is actually accepted as the accurate history of Scotland by a very very large number of ppl. Every Latino/asian I’ve ever met is running with tips as the baseline understanding of Scotland and I’m happy to leave them with that.