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  • @cameronf.4119
    @cameronf.4119 2 месяца назад +45

    0:43 “hey it’s Gaahl. Just making sure we are still having that sleepover tonight. I’m bringing my own pillow”

  • @PlutoTheGod
    @PlutoTheGod 2 месяца назад +49

    0:43 “JB.. THIS IS BLACK WINDS FROM BLASPHEMY”

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 2 месяца назад +18

      Yepyepyep! Definitely was Black Winds recruiting for the 5th attack ☝️🤨

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 2 месяца назад +13

      @@TimmyTurner421 Reminding the Dawg to bring his black microwave.

    • @flyingfox8447
      @flyingfox8447 2 месяца назад +13

      I can’t listen to blasphemy now without thinking of the black winds and caller of the storms ‘interviews’

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 2 месяца назад +8

      @@flyingfox8447 The Caller of the Storms interview was also really funny yeah.

    • @icankillbugs204
      @icankillbugs204 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@flyingfox8447I can't listen to Blasphemy a-tall. Dogshit band. Riffless static coming out of the speakers.

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind 2 месяца назад +47

    0:43 GB was calling to finally set up the interview

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 2 месяца назад +19

      Maybe it was Black Winds from Blasphemy calling about the fifth attack.

    • @jimmyfingers227
      @jimmyfingers227 2 месяца назад +7

      No that was Ghaall,just wanted to confirm he's up for exactly that.

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind 2 месяца назад +3

      @@lopolik Hahaha \m/

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 2 месяца назад +3

      @@jimmyfingers227 lol

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 2 месяца назад +4

      JB needs to include this in his next parody video.

  • @bevanwillis358
    @bevanwillis358 2 месяца назад +9

    Hey J Dawg!, vocalist of Priest Strangler here thanks for the review means the world to me that you gave us a good review (:

  • @PlutoTheGod
    @PlutoTheGod 2 месяца назад +27

    Distributor of kvlt points catching strays today out of nowhere 😂

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 2 месяца назад +25

    God damn canoe interrupting my question.

  • @steelstorm666
    @steelstorm666 2 месяца назад +38

    Yo Sponge, does listening to Gorgoroth increase protein synthesis by 200%? Or is that a lie Gaahl told you to get into your square pants, brah brah??

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +4

      Likely your best one yet. Also, the number I heard was 239.8%, just sayin' bruh.....

    • @steelstorm666
      @steelstorm666 2 месяца назад +1

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481the math ain’t mathing brah

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 2 месяца назад

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481I see you speak from experience ☝️🤨

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +2

      @@TimmyTurner421 Nah, JB told me.

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 2 месяца назад

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Hahaha! You speak from experience! Hahahaha

  • @andrewgabriel4408
    @andrewgabriel4408 2 месяца назад +17

    I don’t understand how anyone can think Blasphemy doesn’t have riffs. They have plenty under their belt.

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 2 месяца назад +1

      cause conqueror outriffs them

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 2 месяца назад +1

      Make a video calling out the Dawg brah brah.

    • @eggwaffle
      @eggwaffle 2 месяца назад +2

      Blasphemy is one of the few war metal bands that actually have hooks and catchy riffs

    • @georgejackson4424
      @georgejackson4424 Месяц назад

      @@eggwaffle because too many of the later war metal bands seem to have lost the plot

    • @Hecatecrossways
      @Hecatecrossways Месяц назад

      ​@@eggwaffleBlasphemy was the first War Metal band

  • @roadkill3553
    @roadkill3553 2 месяца назад +3

    Guitarist/backing vocalist of Priest Strangler here!
    THANKS FOR THE REVIEW BRAH BRAH!!!, to answer the question of how we found the bands that influenced us, we found them (Sabbat, Beherit, Sarcofago etc) online (just as you’d expect 😂)

    • @lashedandscorned
      @lashedandscorned 2 месяца назад +1

      my bro got recognized by jdawg himself

  • @slavghterr
    @slavghterr 2 месяца назад +17

    yo Jdawg when are you dropping your jelqing routine?!?!

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik 2 месяца назад +15

    wow Mike Violate gave Distributor a paid shout out, that's awesome, homeboy. Mike's the top G.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад +6

      That's Mikey VioLET, brotown. He wants his record reviews to contain kindergarten potty jokes. Real wise, Mr. Violet

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Did you watch Mike's videos? He's funny as hell.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад +6

      @@lopolik I may go harass him again soon

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 I wonder why have you not harrassed the Lipolic, me, I guess we're not enemies. :((

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@Leave_The_Hall_69 😆 🤣 it's true \m/

  • @TheCondorjc
    @TheCondorjc 2 месяца назад +7

    I sincerely disagree with you, J Dawg. The market is so goddamn saturated that tons of people get buried, even though they do this full time and for YEARS on end.

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind 2 месяца назад +14

    Damn! Dawg calling out the Distributor of all people!

    • @sentientafterbirth
      @sentientafterbirth 2 месяца назад +5

      Popcorn at the ready, bruv!

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 2 месяца назад +11

      He does say stupid shlt, but still his comments are a highlight of the Dawghouse.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад +1

      ​​@@lopolikDumbo didn't realize that Dorkstributor has been the one washing his balls for Yeeeeears

    • @sinisterking6009
      @sinisterking6009 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@sentientafterbirthyo that's my part bruh bruh 🍿🍿 i bring da pop you understand! 🍿😤

    • @sentientafterbirth
      @sentientafterbirth 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@sinisterking6009 Sinister popcorn king

  • @flyingfox8447
    @flyingfox8447 2 месяца назад +9

    2:37 new town in England: Milton kayonaise. Another rough and tough town added to the j-dawg world map brah brah.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад +3

      Shocked the Dumbo could sound out a word he’d never been shown before

  • @TrencherSpeedMetal
    @TrencherSpeedMetal 2 месяца назад +4

    Hey J Dawg! Cool review, i about had a seizure when i heard you mention my band! Long time patron of your channel and HHR! Cheers for the good words!

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 2 месяца назад +5

    If you know about *Blasphemy,* then you know that *Ross Bay* dudes are some of the hardest mother fuckers in metal.

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR 2 месяца назад +5

    This is the Distributor's Platform is right here since Jdawg doesn't comment enough for most of his regulars

  • @grindcorizer6818
    @grindcorizer6818 2 месяца назад +12

    Underground still exist. Very rare but exists. Most Death Metal bands play to be famous and get money. Even Grindcore bands. You can tell by the price of their merch which is ridiculous and by the venues/ticket price at their gigs. Even pricey digital downloads on Bandcamp,... It's nothing new, it has always been like that. There's still plenty of underground bands though. F*ck corporate grind

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +3

      Speaking of pricey digital downloads, there was this Mexican DM band who was charging 10 bucks for their album on their BC page, yet on the labels BC page they were only asking 5. Obviously the band holds their album in higher regard then their label does. I went with the labels BC page and got it for 5.

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 2 месяца назад +1

      Broski keep it short I'm always skipping your wall of text ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481

    • @grindcorizer6818
      @grindcorizer6818 2 месяца назад +1

      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Some of the bands record their stuff in the rehearsal room, nothing wrong with that, but asking money for the digital download then is pretty f*cked up. I'd never support such band. Record for free and want money for that? F*ck off. So many døuchėbägs out there.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +2

      @@TimmyTurner421 That's because you lack a sufficient amount brain cells, this is the wrong place for you Timmy.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад

      @@TimmyTurner421good job, Timmy. I tldr Master Baitstributor all the tiiiime

  • @megatedassaultituary6783
    @megatedassaultituary6783 2 месяца назад +12

    I guess this is it folks, not all good things are meant to last, especially where canoe flipping and jellyfishing is involved. * Sigh * unless JB has a second account which he proly does which I highly doubt he'll be using only to be ostracized by bluehaired fascists at RUclips. And so, with a heavy heart and a heavier pair of baggy pants, we say goodbye, I tip my flatbrim to you kind sir. We will always cherish the rough and tough moments JB bob has brought us over the decades, with much porousness and keep him alive in our memories and microwaves. The words of the almighty Sponge, and I said almighty goddammit, will forever echo in the halls of GaahlHalla ✊⚔️ see you on the other side of bikini bottom. Brah brah

    • @FaerieGoatmother
      @FaerieGoatmother 2 месяца назад +1

      Dude, there's like four people watching this shit. You can't tell which accounts are double? Most of us are the Hall having a troll.

  • @PlutoTheGod
    @PlutoTheGod 2 месяца назад +9

    Did the girl from Hulder really say she’s above doing interviews? Lmfao she used to upload doing pop song covers not all that long ago even the BM fame is too much to handle I guess

    • @icankillbugs204
      @icankillbugs204 2 месяца назад +4

      The girl from WHO? Pfft, go-nowhere wimp band, never heard it, don't even WANNA hear it

    • @oscarg212
      @oscarg212 2 месяца назад

      I think ur referring to myrkur

  • @Chris_Longstreet
    @Chris_Longstreet 2 месяца назад +6

    Just gave the Morbidity EP a listen while I walked my dog. I’m with Jdawg - good shit. I dig the cover too and would buy it for sure.

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 2 месяца назад +6

      Indeed good shit.. hence why I wrote a news article about it on Sputnikmusic weeks ago

  • @SquidwardBenton
    @SquidwardBenton 2 месяца назад +15

    🧽🐡🐚 UNPAIIIIIID QUESTION FOR THE CEO OF REEK OF DEATH RECORDS, SPONGE-SACK-SQUARE-BALLS
    🐋🐳🐚🌊
    WHEN WILL YOU FILM YOUR ROOM TOUR AND SHOW OFF YOUR VINTAGE BARBIE AND MY LITTLE PONY COLLECTION?
    🏖⚓️🛳🦑🦭

  • @cardiacarrest7807
    @cardiacarrest7807 2 месяца назад +7

    Morbidity!! Good stuff!! Good dudes.

  • @DawnPossession
    @DawnPossession 2 месяца назад +10

    😂 like and share the video Devils

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 2 месяца назад +3

      Ain't nothing heavier than DA TISH ☝️🤨

  • @SLOTHDAWG-FROMTHEGOONIES
    @SLOTHDAWG-FROMTHEGOONIES 2 месяца назад +8

    Sloth-Dawg ❤️ bands inspired by INRI

  • @MofosOfMetal
    @MofosOfMetal 2 месяца назад +28

    Update - just got fired from my job at KFC for using the buckets instead of the toilet.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +7

      The ongoing saga that is your life keeps on getting more and more intriguing bruh bruh!🤣

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 2 месяца назад +3

      You did nothing wrong.

    • @TheCondorjc
      @TheCondorjc 2 месяца назад +1

      Valid point but wrong conclusion. Stayed possessed, devils 🤘🏼🤘🏼

    • @ilovefuzzycats
      @ilovefuzzycats 2 месяца назад +1

      Well how were you supposed to know you shouldn’t use the buckets? Unbelievable

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +3

    I just got word back from DEATH METAL DAVE and he gives his approval of SLAUGHTER MESSIAH (and he also said Hall's a poser). \m/

  • @Poser_Metal_Records
    @Poser_Metal_Records 2 месяца назад +5

    Distributor of Wimp Points got called out. 😈

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +2

      _Wicked_ _burrrrrn_ _bruh!_ \m/

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад +1

      What was Violetboy thinking?

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 2 месяца назад +2

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 You keep running your mouth and the devils are tired of your crap. The day will come when we have to put the Distributor in his place.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Poser_Metal_Records 😥As you said before, months ago, and yet we're both still here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻

  • @gnomesayin1440
    @gnomesayin1440 2 месяца назад +7

    What’s heavier than the flock of seagulls?

    • @AnalEyesAnalyzeAnalLies
      @AnalEyesAnalyzeAnalLies 2 месяца назад +1

      Bronski Beat?

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 2 месяца назад +2

      Ain't nothing heavier than DA TISH

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 2 месяца назад +1

      Murray Head was fuckin BRUTAL

    • @TheCondorjc
      @TheCondorjc 2 месяца назад +1

      Flock of seagulls sends the Tish and Deceased home on a STREEEEEEEEEETCHER

    • @patfrat666
      @patfrat666 2 месяца назад +1

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Only for that one night, far away...

  • @worldeaterhector
    @worldeaterhector 2 месяца назад +1

    Thanks for checking out Morbidity brah brah, I’m glad you liked it ☠️

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 2 месяца назад +1

    Dawg, I'd you interacted with Distributor, you'd know he is a funny and creative dude that knows more metal than I'VE forgotten. He should be a writer. Dude is a badass!

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +7

    I got word back from DEATH METAL DAVE he sent me his take on the album Dawg was fawning over yesterday ETERNAL SOLSTICE "Demonic Fertilizer" here's what Dave sent (Dawg's gonna cry).
    " its just boring run of the middle death metal generic riffs the logo and album cover are cool but i couldnt even get through the whole album, very unexciting thats just my opinion the album and logo look like they would be in the realm of angel corpse but musically just boring typical death metal riffs a drummer who couldnt keep up with lombardo "
    And now my question is, who else would like to see a video with Dawg and Death Metal Dave arguing about anything and everything???

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 2 месяца назад

      Tldr

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +2

      @@TimmyTurner421 That's just fine Timmy, the word of Death Metal Dave is above you anyway.....

    • @Alex_Christcrusher
      @Alex_Christcrusher 2 месяца назад

      Funny, that’s how I felt about it when I listened to it. I don’t get some of the stuff THE DAWG hypes up. Like that band Anialator. Just ripping slayer riffs.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад

      @@Alex_Christcrusher All we need now is a vid with Dawg and Dave arguing about it. And Dave said he'd be up to it too.👍🏻

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +3

    Blessed Are the Sick (guitar cover by Elena Verrier) 👍🏻👍🏻

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter 2 месяца назад

      MmmmHmmmm! Especially those collabs with Morigehenna (Emasculator/Poontickler), brotown! Have you heard Elena's band Evulsion? Good stuff! Another band that deals with RUclips guitar playthroughs is Misyrion. An ep just dropped the other day!

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +1

      @@hamachancutter I have Evulsion's Spiritual Putrefaction \m/ Never heard of Misyrion, I'll look into it. Elena is so fvckin' hot.

  • @MetalJackass666
    @MetalJackass666 2 месяца назад +3

    J-Dawg went to Death to all and Cryptopsy last night and ran into a devil. I was spitting game at some Milf and he walked up to me and asked "Are you a poser or a canoe" I was laughing my ass off!!!

  • @DaDungeonNCR
    @DaDungeonNCR 2 месяца назад +2

    Lmao j dawg gettin fried in the comments is gold, but this is actually a pretty straightforward one with not too much rambling

  • @Throneofkhaos
    @Throneofkhaos 2 месяца назад +2

    This is the Bassist for Trencher. Glad you dig it! So stoked to hear our name brought up on here. We are @trencherspeedmetal

  • @Poser_Metal_Records
    @Poser_Metal_Records 2 месяца назад +2

    If the Dawg gets that Lividity interview he needs to ask what happened to Mike "Papa" Smith.

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +2

    DEATH METAL DAVE also said he'd be open to the idea of doing an interview with J-Dawg. Now wouldn't that be sumthin' bruh bruhs.

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 2 месяца назад +2

    Distributors platform has been your comment section. He's one of us.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 2 месяца назад +2

      Careful with Distributor. He's 50/50.

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 2 месяца назад +1

      @Voorhees_Metal_Productions like the skate board trick?

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 2 месяца назад +2

      @@dinkins335 Not sure. I'm just repeating something the Dawg said in an older video back when he read comments questions.

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db 2 месяца назад +1

      I think DoKP is funny, and yes he is one of us. Pretty sure I’ve been at negative kvlt points for the last couple years for saying I like Wildhoney by Tiamat 😂

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +1

      @@goat666db _Ohhhh,_ _so_ _you're_ _the_ _one???!!!!!!_

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +9

    Whooooa.....it appears The Kvlt has been put on the spot, hell, _"THE_ _ALTAR"_ by Mike V.
    Thanks for your vote of confidence Michael, but Metals just a hobby of mine, J-Dawg and the _Horvalite's_ are the pro's bruh bruh.
    I'm amused and a bit embarrassed at the same time lolol.👍🏻

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 2 месяца назад +1

      \m/ I know bud, I just really enjoy you're writing. Didn't mean to embarrass you brah brah, sorry dude . Common them , pay the dawg to poop on things you like by sending in paidskees 😂\m/

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +2

      @@mikeviolate666 I was considering sending him a print-out of my entire album collection, so that he could call out all the poser shit that I have. But at 14 pages long (and ever-growing) it would take waaaaay too long, I think Dawg would get tired of reading it and the devils would probably get bored. I'd love to hear him speak ill of my collection, it would be a badge of honor!

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 2 месяца назад +1

      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 😆 he'd get 5 lines into it then say ( I ain't reading the rest of this Bulllll $^@*. )

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +2

      @@mikeviolate666 Yep, I can very easily see that happening! Best 20 bucks I ever spent! LOL🤣👌🏻

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 2 месяца назад +1

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 lol hailz the giver of points \m/

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +3

    Best movie title EVER??? 👉🏻Master of the Flying Guillotine vs Dirty Dingus MaGee

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind 2 месяца назад +8

    RUclips started 2005 yes.

    • @onewhitepony
      @onewhitepony 2 месяца назад

      Yeah that’s when I got into it. My sister was into MySpace a lot and told me about RUclips. Sounds right

    • @msw0322
      @msw0322 2 месяца назад +1

      I discovered it in mid 2006 a few months before Google bought it.

    • @TheCondorjc
      @TheCondorjc 2 месяца назад +1

      I was late to the game. I hopped on here in 2008, when there was more porn on the site

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 2 месяца назад

      yeah and nobody was uploading music beyond anime music videos and buffy the vampire slayer and charmed and WB channel teen drama music videos until about 2007.

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 2 месяца назад

      besides you were about 4 years old.

  • @robertg305
    @robertg305 2 месяца назад +2

    Would be cool to see an Abysmal Lord interview!

  • @sentientafterbirth
    @sentientafterbirth 2 месяца назад +5

    I get the feeling the Dawg didn't want to film on this day 😂

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 2 месяца назад +5

      why do you say that?

    • @sentientafterbirth
      @sentientafterbirth 2 месяца назад

      He just seems a bit more unenthusiastic than usual. Maybe I'm wrong.

    • @averagetexan191
      @averagetexan191 2 месяца назад +4

      @@sentientafterbirth seems like the same old dawg to me brah brah

    • @sentientafterbirth
      @sentientafterbirth 2 месяца назад

      Fair enough 🙂

    • @HadesMiscreant
      @HadesMiscreant 2 месяца назад

      ​@@lopolik probably the idiot who called right on the beginning 😂😂

  • @dartanyolivingston7037
    @dartanyolivingston7037 2 месяца назад +3

    PLEASE ON THAT ABYSMAL LORD INTERVIEW!!!!!

  • @Popeboniface
    @Popeboniface 2 месяца назад +2

    Holy shit I’m late for Jdawg school today

  • @riff_junkie
    @riff_junkie 2 месяца назад +2

    14:07 hell yeah Terrance can't wait for that one ❤ maybe next time it's gonna be pat o'Brien

  • @maximilianschmid9890
    @maximilianschmid9890 2 месяца назад +2

    "II heard itt's 2006."

  • @ZeeLee88
    @ZeeLee88 2 месяца назад +1

    👺🤘🏻🤘🏻 Hell ya get the suffo, WACO, Lividity, GB interviews

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +2

    Dawg why not send Death Metal Dave an advance copy of the new BLOOD FEAST album? After all the word of Death Metal Dave brings with it a lot of pull! For the rest of us Ham n' Egger's we'll have to wait till July 12th for Infinite Evolution.

    • @icankillbugs204
      @icankillbugs204 2 месяца назад +1

      I'll check it out when I get a sec, Distributor has good recommendations sometimes. The Cirith Ungol album and that Hellbringer (? Is that what they're called. My shit won't load in the middle of fuckin nowhere working on this vehicle at an Amish colony) those picks were incredible 👌🏻

    • @tiefighter3445
      @tiefighter3445 2 месяца назад

      Not true you actually have to go to shows though and most the time they aren’t filled up. So still under ground.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад

      @@icankillbugs204 Yeah, these Aussie mad lads by the name of HELLBRINGER basically made an album specifically for YOU. They put out an album in mid-2016 called "Awakened from the Abyss" in which every single aspect of it was obviously influenced by, wait for it, HELL AWAITS! It's easily the most perfect Hell Awaits rip-off ever made. Does the description make you bust in your shorts or what, cuz I know what Hell Awaits means to you. \m/

    • @icankillbugs204
      @icankillbugs204 2 месяца назад +1

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 that album lacks killer guitar solos but damn is it a banger otherwise,!

    • @icankillbugs204
      @icankillbugs204 2 месяца назад

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 my wife left me. I made a tinder account and I only reference Hell Awaits like 4 times onner. Also I'm wearing a Hell Awaits shirt in a picture with a puppy. All the obese women are gonna FLOCK 🕊️

  • @jacobbrockman366
    @jacobbrockman366 2 месяца назад +3

    Streaming services make a lot of extreme music very accessible. Spotify makes suggestions and recommends similar artists to those on my playlist.

    • @jefflawson3574
      @jefflawson3574 2 месяца назад +1

      Extreme music shouldn't be very accessible. If more ppl made do with only ten great albums an year, metal would be in infinitely better shape.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад

      @@jefflawson3574me and jeff out here trying to save metal

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад

      @@jefflawson3574 Make that 12 great albums a year and I'll endorse that sentiment.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад

      @@jefflawson3574 Hey Jeff have you heard the new HELLBUTCHER disc?

    • @MnemonicHeadTrip
      @MnemonicHeadTrip 2 месяца назад

      @@jefflawson3574the music itself should be enough of a gatekeep. You won't see most of the people who stumble on it through recommendations still listening to it 6 months on

  • @goat666db
    @goat666db 2 месяца назад +3

    Hell yeah Terrance Hobbs and Dave Kibler from Lividity would be awesome! 🤘

  • @ilovefuzzycats
    @ilovefuzzycats 2 месяца назад +2

    That treatment is only saved for gb 16:26

  • @kmartgoth8313
    @kmartgoth8313 2 месяца назад

    ‘Emperor of the Black Abyss’ Mr. J-Dawg, great Blasphemy song 🎸

  • @GallonOfBlackTooth
    @GallonOfBlackTooth 2 месяца назад +3

    0:49

  • @44sammy4
    @44sammy4 2 месяца назад +3

    Welcome to the morgue flag goes hard

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 2 месяца назад +1

    That's how MEN answer phones!!!

  • @GraveyardghouI
    @GraveyardghouI 2 месяца назад

    Stoked for that Sadistic Intent interview.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад +1

      Metal Mickey will be the first person to watch that interview! 🐭

  • @emeraldgreensg
    @emeraldgreensg 2 месяца назад

    Hells Headbangers is a cover band version of the original metal labels. If it ain't a guy from Combat or Metal Blade I don't even want to hear about it.

  • @pookiebearv2859
    @pookiebearv2859 2 месяца назад +1

    Got my corpse split with putrefaction first pressing demo brah brah

  • @dartanyolivingston7037
    @dartanyolivingston7037 2 месяца назад +3

    ABYSMAL LORD PLEASE!! 🙏

  • @assasinator1980
    @assasinator1980 2 месяца назад +10

    Wheres swallower of kvlt points,? Distributor was legit pissed at him for plagiarizing his comments too 😂 he has since chose to stick to deathcore apologetics only

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 2 месяца назад +4

      I'm living rent free in your head ☝️🤨

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +3

      LOL Whatever are you talking about? And yeah the snide-tongued newcomer lil Timmy Turner does seem out-of-place in the Dawghouse, he likely jams deathcore on the regular.

    • @assasinator1980
      @assasinator1980 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@TimmyTurner421yeah, you would know about rent free head

  • @latentanguish13
    @latentanguish13 2 месяца назад

    Not sure where to send my "asks"... So I'll ask here... Would guys ever consider releasing the first 4 Houwitsers on LP?? Or at least the re-release of 'Death But Not Buried'. McEntee sold me the re-release long ago. Lost it and the CD itself is impossible to find... The band has constitutes from Sinister so, I thought you may consider it.
    Thanks my bro in Samyaza

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 2 месяца назад +1

    Dawg, did you just really downplay SARCOFAGO?!?😂😂😂I'm playing.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 2 месяца назад +1

      We're gonna have to rip on the Dawg for that one.

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 2 месяца назад

      @@Poser_Metal_Records yup 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +8

    Prediction: Glen is going to _duck_ _the_ _Dawg_ at the Full Terror Assault fest.

    • @sinisterking6009
      @sinisterking6009 2 месяца назад +1

      How do you feel to get a shout out from the dawg bruh? \ m /

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +3

      @@sinisterking6009 It's different. It definitely brought a grin to my face.
      Ever see the 1982 horror flick "The Entity"? If you have, you will have seen the only movie in existence that features Barbra Hershey's tits, full bush, and the coldest/kvltest substance in existence Liquid Helium. All in the SAME movie.👍🏻

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 2 месяца назад +2

      🦆🐕‍🦺+🦆🐕‍🦺=🦤
      If Justin thinks Distributors posts are bad, he must not be seeing any of mine lol

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 2 месяца назад +2

      ".. descent into Duckery" - Glen Benton inspired death metal album. J-Dawg owns it of course ☝️🤨

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 2 месяца назад +1

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 You'll be a celebrity soon enough, brotown.

  • @StainedGlassEyeBalls
    @StainedGlassEyeBalls 2 месяца назад +2

    I have been on this crud site since the beginning under many different accounts since 2005 and seen how this site has changed massively since back then. I remember when it had the star rating and you could say and post what ever you wanted nothing like it is today and i mean nothing.

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db 2 месяца назад

      Yep, you could like or dislike videos multiple times too. That was funny

    • @StainedGlassEyeBalls
      @StainedGlassEyeBalls 2 месяца назад

      @@goat666db You can't say or do anything on here anymore....Just like the whole internet unless you wanna go on the dark net which i don't.

  • @FaerieGoatmother
    @FaerieGoatmother 2 месяца назад

    GB and Dawg have a business arrangement. GB lets Dawg sustain the humorous charade that he wouldn't do the interview for a tenski and some Gaahl action, and in exchange Dawg participates in the hilarious charade that GB is not an out of the loop GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZER.

  • @zbox6420
    @zbox6420 Месяц назад

    Any new deathcore/ nu metalcore recs?

  • @HadesMiscreant
    @HadesMiscreant 2 месяца назад

    Ya im commenting twice but yeah..heh heh your a cool show with my coffee first thing. You come on at 3am here....this guy thanks ya!! Stay Real Man!!👊🔥

  • @GallonOfBlackTooth
    @GallonOfBlackTooth 2 месяца назад +2

    0:50

  • @pestilentwinds
    @pestilentwinds 2 месяца назад

    There are 8 different Morbidity bands on Metal Archives. There is no excuse for anyone to be using that name for a band that started in 2023.

  • @breadbaker5449
    @breadbaker5449 2 месяца назад +2

    first guy was smoking j dawg's bone the whole time

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +4

    Being _Deathhammer'ed_ really doesn't sound all that bad. New album needed.🤘🏻

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад

      You would be a fan of that band that still isn’t cool almost 20 years after their impossibly lame demos

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 If you're speaking specifically about the demos drum mix, then yeah it was lame.

  • @StainedGlassEyeBalls
    @StainedGlassEyeBalls 2 месяца назад +1

    I remember those AOL chat rooms back in the late 90s early 2000s i used to have fun in them 😁

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +1

      I know exactly what you mean. Did you ever troll the "Rose Garden" which was a Grateful Dead chatroom?
      In september of 95' AOL banned me and asked for a written apology, lol, they never got that written apology.

    • @StainedGlassEyeBalls
      @StainedGlassEyeBalls 2 месяца назад +1

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Can't remember any specific chatrooms from back then i used to be all over the place. I used to have a right laugh! They used to kick me out of them all the time lol Then i would come right back in lol

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад

      @@StainedGlassEyeBalls Oh yeah I was kicked out numerous times by the room mods, but I was eventually out-right banned by AOL. LOL After that I found out about Netscape 32-bit chat, a much better and censorship-free, live/real-time chat forum.

    • @corystafford4958
      @corystafford4958 2 месяца назад

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 if I'm remembering correctly, that was a very sensitive year for Deadheads. 💀 😮😅

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +2

      @@corystafford4958 Yeah, their messiah died in august of that year, when I was there running amuck in their Rose Garden.

  • @FalseGrindCritic
    @FalseGrindCritic Месяц назад

    How is Hulder too evil to do an interview while posing for the cover of hipster publications like Decibel 😅

  • @cacaking
    @cacaking 2 месяца назад +1

    Nice picture on the microwave!

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +1

      "Cacaking" I like that login bruh, dropped a foot-long a few hours back and 2 days ago I dropped a 16-incher💩

  • @nupraptorthementalist3306
    @nupraptorthementalist3306 2 месяца назад +1

    I think yt started in 2005.

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones 2 месяца назад +3

    💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Judas Priest - Defenders of the Faith (1984) Vs. Iron Maiden - Powerslave (1984)

    • @Riky_Jones
      @Riky_Jones 2 месяца назад

      @@SLOTHDAWG-FROMTHEGOONIES you cut the shit. Quit junking up the thread this if for people that want to discuss these albums.

    • @SLOTHDAWG-FROMTHEGOONIES
      @SLOTHDAWG-FROMTHEGOONIES 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Riky_Jones Sloth-Dawg love Up the Irons

    • @Axe_WoundTV
      @Axe_WoundTV 2 месяца назад

      100% Defenders, banger album. Powerslave has Maiden's first slow boring part, in Rime, that the deal beaker

    • @Pagan_Fears
      @Pagan_Fears 2 месяца назад +3

      Besides Maidens debut and sophomore albums, Powerslave is their best record. I’m going Powerslave goddammit.

    • @andrewgabriel4408
      @andrewgabriel4408 2 месяца назад +1

      Powerslave! Priest would win if it was a different album.

  • @650AFTERHOURSOC
    @650AFTERHOURSOC 2 месяца назад

    Merciless The Awakening or desaster hellfire domain?

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones 2 месяца назад +3

    🎥 FILM BATTLE: Shocker (1989) Vs. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)

  • @user-gt7oy3bt8q
    @user-gt7oy3bt8q 2 месяца назад

    If it's not crypt kicker on the bill no one will care

  • @GraveyardghouI
    @GraveyardghouI 2 месяца назад

    Terrance Hobbs would be a good one too.

  • @TheTransylvanian
    @TheTransylvanian 2 месяца назад

    Yo sponge, is grindr the roughest & toughest site of all time brah brah? I heard gaahl & old man GB do a lot of business on there

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +1

      Funny you mention that now, cuz I overheard Poser Hall talking about how he's been trying in vain for years to lead gaahl and GB away from grindr and onto his very own Hall's Homoverse dating ap, but without success....

  • @anntifurz
    @anntifurz 2 месяца назад

    Just saw Putrescent Seepage lobe, kicked ass!

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +2

    Speaking of "superior articulation" does anybody remember the name of the guy that does the album write-ups on HHR's site?
    And didn't Dawg say his name was Dan? Or am I imagining that.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад

      They pay Brandon Stosuy, the metal Pitchfork staff writer of yore to slum it and shill the bum HHR releases, brotown. Must be an out of the loop goof

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Mildly amusing, but not at all factual.... 😴

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 whatever do you mean?

  • @cthuludreams1
    @cthuludreams1 2 месяца назад

    What if that was one of the Dawg's parents? 😂😂😂

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 2 месяца назад +3

    Paying for paidskees is gay \m/

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 2 месяца назад +5

      But allowed during the month of June.

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Poser_Metal_Records 🌈

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад +3

      Nice job Violet, but you are the one who got violated

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 2 месяца назад +1

      @Leave_The_Hall_69 😢 😭 😿 I pay the dude 20 bucks a d he dumps on my head. ... in the most sarcastic voice imaginable, I say ( shocking ) 😆 🤣 😂

  • @tiefighter3445
    @tiefighter3445 2 месяца назад

    Easy access anybody can listen but only the people with real interest will search for it. Metal is never going to be mainstream again.

  • @MetalJackass666
    @MetalJackass666 2 месяца назад +1

    Right on J-Dawg hopefully Kevin Quiron hooks it up he's a solid dude! A Terrance Hobbs interview would be great!

  • @KimPham525
    @KimPham525 2 месяца назад

    J-Dawg forgot that he has listened to Cadaver Rite (it was a for paid review). He said it was boring ass, unlistenable black metal and that got the bands panties in a bunch. They made a meme that said Fuck J-Dawg.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 2 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/user/postUgkxBwp19BoxSUeO4hjvZGKqQvltpV2zyfRR

    • @PaulNasty6439
      @PaulNasty6439 Месяц назад

      It didn't have sing alongs bra bra, no meat and potatoes riffs either...

  • @Popeboniface
    @Popeboniface 2 месяца назад +1

    Repulsion interviewwwwwee👀🤮

  • @HadesMiscreant
    @HadesMiscreant 2 месяца назад

    Priest Killer, what a name...check out Death Angel.... Justin their drummer was like 15 they were all teens 🤘. Killer 🖤

    • @bevanwillis358
      @bevanwillis358 2 месяца назад +1

      Vocalist of the band here! The names actually “priest strangler” but thanks for the recommendation (:

    • @HadesMiscreant
      @HadesMiscreant 2 месяца назад

      @@bevanwillis358 sorry,I knew I fucked up right after I posted it.... Priest Strangler is one of the coolest names for a band I've ever run across.🤘💯

  • @NightsInEden999
    @NightsInEden999 2 месяца назад

    2:45 hahaha

  • @sinisterking6009
    @sinisterking6009 2 месяца назад +1

    15:45 😆😆😆

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 2 месяца назад

      Yo bro, have you thought about recording something on the guitar? You said you'll let me know.

    • @sinisterking6009
      @sinisterking6009 2 месяца назад +1

      @@lopolik yea i had that in mind yet didn't found time to made a Video. It was about my picking technique hence i sometimes stuck when doing inside picking while crossing strings. I have that in mind, try to record something soon, thx for asking 👍🏾

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 2 месяца назад +1

      @@sinisterking6009 Yeah no worries bro, take your time. \m/

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад

      @@lopolikis Sinister Bling struggling to play “46 & 2” by TOOL?

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Sheeeeeit you cant even play the opening riff to Smoke on the Water without fucking it up and you have the arrogance to speak ill of Sinister's playing!!! That's some nerve you got there Hallsy, some nerve.

  • @Leave_The_Hall_69
    @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад +13

    Hey Dumbo, i hear you were dancing in the all-male review at Christie's Cabaret, is it true? Dorkstributor told me he spotted you bumpin' 'n grindin' 😮😮

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +5

      Bruh.....the event at "Christie's Cabaret" was sponsored by Hall's Homoverse. Don't play naïve.

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 .. Dawg owns you of course ☝️🤨

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 2 месяца назад +2

      @@TimmyTurner421 Ha! Dawg owns a microwave, a jar of Fiberlyze™ and some Mortician picture discs and not a whole lot else. So that's anoooooother factual error I'm chalking up for you Timmy Boy.

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db 2 месяца назад +1

      I don’t see nothing wrong 🎵🎶💦

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 2 месяца назад +2

      @@goat666dbGoat Decibels knows his jams. You think Dorkstributor threw some paidskis into the Dumbo’s banana hammock for a little wiggle stick action while The Dawg was dancing to Disturbed??

  • @GallonOfBlackTooth
    @GallonOfBlackTooth 2 месяца назад +1

    0:50

  • @GallonOfBlackTooth
    @GallonOfBlackTooth 2 месяца назад +1

    0:53