10 Worst Movies Of 2023 (So Far)
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- Опубликовано: 12 июл 2024
- Cinema at its most painful in 2023 - so far.
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Ther remake of "White Men Can't Jump" reminds me of the remake of "Point Break".
Pointless?
@@danielrubinstein896 Well played, Sir.
House party didn’t need a remake
No it absolutely didn't. 🤦🏿
didnt need a remake is the phase of the last 3 years. so many lazy remakes out there.
Didn't know they did
That was a remake? I have yet to check it out and I love that series
They also didn't need the 80 sequels they got
'Blood and Honey' is what happens when a creepypasta writer is given too much money
Blood and Honey is what happens when roughly 30 of the same people (a lot of which seem to be mainly from Essex, Yorkshire, and Greater London, by Essex based companies), make roughly 200 feature films, possibly more, in around 5 years, most of which clearly use the same artist to make the posters for their films as I can spot them a mile off.
They pick a location...
They film around 5 or 10 feature films at that location, in the space of 2 to 4 weeks...
Then they pick another location...
And do the same again.
I've checked and corrected the credits for around 50 of their films, because of the simple fact that they keep popping up in Yorkshire people's filmographies, and filmed at least 5 of their films in Bradford, yet I've barely got started...
There's at least 100 more films left to correct from just 2 of the film companies who make those films, with those same 30+ filmmakers...
However while updating those 50+ films I noticed that there's at least 4 or 5 more British companies, with the same 30+ filmmakers, making the same type of films, so there could be 100s more.
yes
Just like the last Star Wars trilogy was for fan fic writers.
Whenever they say “reimagined for a modern audience” you know that it’s going to be awful
"Yes, *that* Jack Harlow". I had to google him and still have no f***ing idea who that is.
yeah
You forgot to include Jennifer Lopez's movie "The Mother" which is basically a Steven Segal movie with JLO as the lead. It is a terrible formula, badly written, badly acted movie that they through a lot of action scenes at to compensate for the lack of logic throughout the movie.
I’ve seen 36 movies this year and I’ve avoided all of these but 1.
Makes me happy.
A little surprised 65 didn’t make the list but having not seen 9 entries, can’t complain.
I did not see the movie Wing and a Prayer, but I really was surprised just because Heather Graham was in it. She completely disappeared for years after being in just about everything ten years ago. Popping up here in a faith based movie is really surprising. There has to be a story there as to what happened to her.
I think it has something to do with coming from a religious household (it's well documented)and why Heather's film choices went against that *("Boogie Nights," anyone?)*
Aged out of Hollywood? It’s a cruel place to women over 40.
Please stop with the remakes... that includes you, Disney
how about you just dont watch them
@@jimbo9208 How about Disney start makeing New films instead of failing at adapting there Cartoons into Live Action
@@kaelhyun2401 they do you just don't watch them
@@jimbo9208 who says they watch them ? i'm sick of disney doing live action remakes, and i haven't had 1 ounce of care to even want to watch them. disney can do good, but they keep taking the lazy road.
@@EmberMcLain87 well if people just watch more original ideas they would not be complaining that there is none
My friends and I watched Blood and Honey and ripped on it the entire time, we would not stfu. I made the decision to follow it up with The Strangers which they'd never seen before and the room was SILENT the entire time. Definitely a difference in quality of movies.
Get ready for next year because Jerry Lewis's "The Day the Crown Cried" will be released after June 2024. We finally get to see how bad it really is.
I generally follow most movie news but I didn't even know Children Of The Corn got another remake. Glad I can avoid it now.
Also I am shocked Fast X is not on this list. Just watched it the other night and wow...just wow.
this is not best is worst
@@jimbo9208 🤣
Gave up on Fast and Furious after the 6th film.
@@56postoffice Smart. Fast Five was the last good one. I just got to finish the story so I'm gonna keep watching them until it's over.
I sort of enjoy the Fast movies because I go in expecting it to just be a dumb movie with stupidly crazy action, but yah, Fast X was pretty bad even if going in with those low expectations, lol.
Steel Magnolias didn’t need a remake. I watched 10 minutes and turned it off. 🤦🏼♀️
There are only ten? Unforgettable indie cinema. Uh, huh.
So on that Bambi horror movie... I actually thought of a way they could do it. They film the movie like Predator, with a bunch of hunters in the woods mostly getting killed off screen. There could even be humor to it- one gets gassed to death by the skunk, or 'thumped' by the rabbit. Finally, the last, oldest hunter is left alive, only to be confronted by a buck, who wants revenge on this hunter for killing his mother all those years ago.
THoughts?
Love this idea ❤
I groan every time I am reminded that Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey exists, and even more with those upcoming shared universe movies - and that Cinderella slasher on the way. Sure, I like the idea of sticking it to Disney, but all those ideas really just sound like fake movie trailers from a sketch show or a movie about cynical movie makers.
Though I try to check myself about hating movies I am not gonna watch anyway.
yes
Maybe my age is showing but I really liked Marlowe. I loved the ending so much. Good endings are hard to come by. Like the DnD movie. Great movie, sad clumsy ending.
It’s not great but far from a bottom 10 movie of the year. I gave it a 6
Not the worst, but on amount it cost to make/hype then Fast X.
It just disappointed.
For upcoming worst film?
Then The Meg 2?
Looks absolutely awful by the trailer.
Skknamarink isn't on this list and it's the worst thing I have seen in a theater in 33 years of being alive.
I was thinking of watching it today. Can u tell me why it’s so bad?
@@crono_digger Its one of those films where you love it or hate it, I haven't seen it but film theory did a video on it and he loved it but his friend hated it. So try it out if you want
Mark my words, Blood and Honey is going to be a cult classic in the future.
I agree. Even if people just watch it ironically.
the movie was terrible. Even the deaths were just laughable.
Naaaahhh
but why thou
@@aliceramdom.s it's going to be one of those movies so dumb it's fun
"Why choose something so staunchly....while doing so little interesting with it", I feel like there was a word missing there.
Sad to see Fool’s Paradise on here. Had high hopes for it. I love Charlie Day, particularly It’s Always Sunny. I’ll still give it a go sometime but will lower my expectations
Who asked for a Remake.for White Men can't jump. I haven't seen the remake but it doesn't feel it has anything that made the Original a classic like street busy atmosphere, colour, chemistry, fun, gritty, believable and character.
The colour granding in the remake looks soulless.
The craziest thing about GHOSTED is that it had two writers from DEADPOOL
And two writers from SPIDER-MAN NO WAY HOME
I think what you were looking for two guys that thought they wrote for Deadpool because Ryan Reynolds did most of the work. Then you got two guys that thought they were up for Spider-Man No Way Home as they have it in their credentials but they really didn't do a damn thing that's why the movie Ghosted sucked.
Yeah deadpool 2 was crap
@@c.johnweir182 they lied basically
You clearly are a DC fan. You gave a negative response to Marvel content and positive response to DC content. Just change your name into DC Fanboy then
@@mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317nah they're right. Deadpool 2 really isn't good. I also don't like DC - the whole superhero genre is hollow by now & will hopefully collapse soon
Cant remember the last time I've not watched a film with Eric Roberts in..the man is a movie machine 😂😂😂😂
you much not watch many movies then
"Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" was a perfect film in every conceivable way...I will never watch its remake "The Hustle"
But you did watch the remake with Steve Martin the original came out in 1968 and the reason I know you are talking about the Steve Martian movie is because the original is called bedtime story and stared Brando
@jsmith3946 yes, that's absolutely the one I'm talking about...just like John Carpenters "The Thing" being a remake but standing firmly on its own merits.
"Do you ever have no idea a movie exists but then feel the insatiable need to watch it immediately when it's brought to your attention? Well this is one of those"
No, Josh, no it is definitely not. I heard about this and immediately shook my head in disbelief. How could you ever remake a 90's classic so heavily cemented in racial commentary remake it in todays cancel culture garbage and expect it to be any sorts of good or pay homage in any respectable way?
So many movies on this list I thought about watching (several of them in theaters...I have A-List so I'm not that picky as long as I have the time haha), but then decided they're probably so awful they're a waste of time and didn't go through with it. I've reserved and canceled movie tickets for at least 4 of them haha.
I didn't even know there was a *"House Party"* remake.
It was intended for HBO Max last year before the content purge.
how the hell are spinning gold and nefarious not on this list? those are actually offensively vile especially nefarious
they are how
@@jimbo9208 spinning gold is a celebration of a vile exploitative record producer made by his kids and nefarious is basically a neo nazi propaganda movie made by the writers of gods not dead
Nefarious seems hit or miss, read your comments had to look them up, but Spinning gold has Glitter vides yikes🥴!😂😂😂 liking your assessment 🎯
How about doing a top ten lazy AF tropes in list videos featuring such gems as 'ordered X fom Wish' and 'nobody asked for'
The Point Break remake was a crime against humanity.
I’m surprised “Cocaine Bear” didn’t make the list
I enjoyed Number 10 very much. 👍👍
I would have put the House Party remake/reboot in the Number 10 spot instead (and I have seen all five previous films).
In general, I reeeeaaaaaly don’t like movies about actors making a movie. I’m not interested in watching a movie about the drama around actors making a movie….unless it’s a documentary or something.
The Wrath of Becky was just terrible. The premise, the dialogue, the acting and the plot were just bad.
I still plan on seeing Blood and Honey. I’m sure I’ve seen worse.
I didn't get through the 1st scene of white men cant jump
Ghosted is like a lobster potato-chip casserole served with a side of tenderloin potato salad. Great ingredients in a terrible recipe.
4:47, So this is the second worst thing Glenn Howerton was in. Why did they renew Velma before the first season even started?
I was so annoyed when I learned there was a White Man Can't Jump remake. The original is my favorite basketball movie. It deals with race in a way that most modern films wouldn't dare to. It also gives us nuanced, flawed characters, and a bittersweet ending where the main character loses everything but also learns something. Of course, the remake ignored everything that made the original great.
Of the 100 or 200+ films over the last 5 or so years...
By those mainly Essex and Greater London based companies (Jagged Edge Productions, Proportion Productions, Champdog Films etc)...
And people (Scott Jeffrey, Rhys Frake-Waterfield, Rebecca Matthews etc)...
Who made *Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey* (most of which can be spotted a mile off, as they clearly use the same artist to make their film posters)...
At least 5 or 10 of those films were made in *Bradford* the world's first *UNESCO City of Film* (not that anyone realises)...
So they're forgiven by me for their poor quality acting and CGI.
I was expecting to see "Hypnotic" on here - especially given its lofty premise and the involvement of Affleck and Rodriguez.
I walked out of Assassin Club, though I was quite impressed at how wholly it failed to hit any of the positive marks it was aiming for
At 49 I've seen thousands of action movies Assassin Game was not that bad.
Marlowe left me absolutely cold.
But I liked Ghosted as just an entertaining fun thing to see. It's just there and I was fine with it. Doesn't deserve to be on the list in my opinion
Ghosted was solid. Not great for sure but I don’t get why so many people despise it
Ghosted & Assassin Club were TERRIBLE.
Child’s Play, The Wonder Years, Fresh Prince of BelAir, Transformers, Scream, etc. Please no more remakes!!! Ruining memories of actual entertainment.
Blood and Honey is absolutely worth it as an enjoyable hate-watch. It's absolutely terrible and that's what makes it great.
5:03 There was a Cats & Dogs 3?! WTF?!
yeah
You obviously have not seen “ Allelujah “ it is worse than these 10 added together 😢😢
The 2009 remake of Children of the Corn was great. It followed the original book and did have the sunny Hollywood ending.
9:09 I’ll just add onto what you were saying Bambi: The Reckoning and the mean one… WHY
huh?
Not a film, but why in da fk did Sheryl Crow remake "Sweet Child Of Mine"
Jacob's Ladder got remade. They just moved the war from Vietnam to Iraq and then same story, even the surprise twist was the same.
I really wish Fool's Paradise was good. I could see what Charlie Day was trying to do, but you can tell it suffered from a long production with loads of rewrites
did't he make black mirror?
Wait.... There's a Dogs & Cats 3?
yeah
I didn't even know there was a 2nd one yet a lone a 3rd one
Remaking 'White Men Can't Jump' is even dumber than when they remake 'Pointe Break'. Some movies are so completely "of their time" that any attempt to "update them for a modern audience" is just going to result in a pointless groan of a watch.
You may want to redo your J-Horror video!
10:00 There has to be a joke here. If you want to be taken seriously as an action star, you do not play opposite Eric Roberts.
I don't understand why studios are still hiring Catherine Hardwicke. All of her films are messy confused indulgences. She seems allergic to the process of creating a focused product.
Them making a Winnie the Pooh horror movie is so cruel! It's nothing but a trash movie designed to torture us who grew up watching Pooh! It's stupid, it's cruel, it's pointless and it's a joke!
Blood and Honey is what happens when roughly 30 of the same people (a lot of which seem to be mainly from Essex, Yorkshire, and Greater London, by Essex based companies), make roughly 200 feature films, possibly more, in around 5 years, most of which clearly use the same artist to make the posters for their films as I can spot them a mile off.
They pick a location...
They film around 5 or 10 feature films at that location, in the space of 2 to 4 weeks...
Then they pick another location...
And do the same again.
I've checked and corrected the credits for around 50 of their films, because of the simple fact that they keep popping up in Yorkshire people's filmographies, and filmed at least 5 of their films in Bradford, yet I've barely got started...
There's at least 100 more films left to correct from just 2 of the film companies who make those films, with those same 30+ filmmakers...
However while updating those 50+ films I noticed that there's at least 4 or 5 more British companies, with the same 30+ filmmakers, making the same type of films, so there could be 100s more.
I think it was made as a "joke" a bad one thou unlike the scary movie flims
Hoping the movie im seeing next week isnt on the list. Fingers crossed!
Does anyone know the name of the movie featured on the thumbnail?
There's a Cats & Dogs 3????
I really liked Ghosted.
White men was a cheap streaming movie it was made for hulu
I love Toni Collette, she can make even the most mediocre material watchable.
Ah, you again.
Agreed. She and Melanie Lynskey. I think they both bring great charm to anything they do.
mafia mama was terrible
What about Hypnotic or 65 or Maggie Moor(s)?
I've seen most of these movies, and they really suck. Chris Evans has to be pissed off at his agent for the last 2 years for sure. "Fear" is the worst movie of the year for me so far though. Just didn't do anything well and wasn't remotely scary or clever.
Mafia Mama? Mama mia! WTF! Great scott! Holy s***!
Cocaine Bear an all it's knockoffs
Winnie the Pooh sounds like a great name for a nasty film very few people could get into that would give the average person the same kind of reaction the adults in South Park have when the kids write, The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs.
Poor Charlie, just his likability should have kept him out of this atrocious list but I haven't seen movie so can't say it doesn't belong
Probably the only one I'd watch is the one with Captain America in it. 😁
I can't picture a Chris Evans movie being that bad. 😉
Blood n honey was not great in any way , but I did enjoy it
White men cant jump didn’t deserve a remake. There are so many remakes out there that didnt need to exist i didnt mind winnie the pooh blood and honey i liked it
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Worst movie I've seen this year is You People, it's basically carbon copy of Meet the Parents, but without the charm and humor, and lots and lots of racism instead.
the first DnD was so terrible and set such a low bar...
The Flash
What a disaster of a movie. It should be at the top of this video
@@joselbaez and what is wrong with it
You forgot the Little Mermaid.
Fools Paradise is an amazing movie! BOOOOOOO!!!!!
Please, add Infinity Pool to that list. 😒
The new Indiana Jones movie was the worst movie I've seen so far this year
Why why why why why why why would you wanna remake White Men Can't Jump..???
13 year old me is baffled.
"You like to listen to him but you can't HEAR Jimi!!"
Have you seen "Fear The Invisible Man" ? I just have and it's rubbish. Nothing happens. The "Invisible Man" is hadly in it !
Lol that’s a joke right? Because he is invisible?
@@SpiffyGiraffeCreations LOL No. I didn't realise the connotations what what I wrote ! The film is rubbish.
Oh boy! White Men Can’t Jump remake was dull and pointless!!
Honestly, Ant Man 3 should be on this list. I wanted to leave the theater halfway through but thought i should give it a chance. Big mistake.
how is it bad
@@jimbo9208 boring as hell, unfunny, shitty acting. Shit was “happening” and also nothing happened. It’s literally the lowest rated MCU movie ever. That says enough
@@jimbo9208
It isn't a bad movie at all.
Clearly just an opinion
Not gonna lie I loved Ghosted after the first 30 minutes
Ghosted is brilliant, and great fun so..... yeah.
I am going to say right now to watch A Wing And A Prayer anyway since it is an important movie. I have not seen it yet but I know from what it is about. Also 65 is the worst movie of the year I saw so far it was just boring. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is better and I don't even like that movie.
Is the flash in here as well
no because it a good movie
@@jimbo9208 hahaha you funny
@@dublinbrummie okay then how is it a bad movie
@@jimbo9208 bad cgi bad comedy bad costumes wasted characters (supergirl) expresso batman
What a load.... Give me Chris Evans & Ana De Armas & I cd shoot an entertaining movie in 1 day, without a script. How do you screw that one up ?
White men can’t jump was actually pretty good nice stacked cast from the hip hop culture
Really? Mafia mama? I enjoyed it from start to finish, it was stupidly funny
I thought children of the corn was pretty good, especially when compared to the old sequels lol
ana de Armas obvious wig- why?
Karate Kid was another awful and unneeded remake.