Yea that actually made me feel like shit lmao Joseph's an asshole for saying that considering Tomoko lovingly raised Josuke all by herself (maybe some help from her dad) and raised him correctly, evident by how kind and loving he is to people he cares about, anger issues aside. Bro's projecting (sorry for Many Words I just love Josuke a lot lmao)
I love how this Implies that a completely inexplicable phenomenon occurs Jojo characters treat it like it is just another Tuesday but as soon as they see a pompadour they gotta pause and insult it
2:00 Giorno's is the funniest because it's like the only time Giorno says something with pride about himself and he knows it's true. Nothing can compare to the Golden Doughnut Cut.
I like to think that josuke hate hair insult so much that he straight up learned every language, human or non human, in order to detect and punish every hair insult
Josuke 1: What the fuck did you just say about your hair!? Josuke 2: What the fuck did I just say about my hair!? Both Josukes: What the fuck did we just say about our hair!? *Universe implodes*
I love the ones that are completely honest. "That's some effed up hair." "Listen, i'm gonna be frank. That hairstyle sucks." Jotaro insults him on accident which is even crazier.
You know it’s some shit when… - Animals - DIO - Your nephew (Jotaro) - Your Grandma (Lisa-Lisa) - Your Great Grandfather (Jonathan) - Your Grand Niece (Jolyne) - A 15 y/o Grand-Uncle Mafia Boss (Giorno) - Ancient Vampires - A mentally ill Mafia Boss - The 23rd President of an Alternate Universe - Some Distant Relative from another universe (Johnny) - Speedwagon - Trish And YOU, yourself, tells you that your hair is bad
I dont know if Giorno is his Great Uncle or his half great Uncle. He is the son of DIO but made with the body of Jonathan, I assume Giorno probably have Joestar DNA and DIO DNA 🤣
@@adam622500 That is correct actually: because Giorno shares Johnathan’s visible genes (green eyes, purple Joestar birthmark) they are dubbed a distance relative basically
I love that Koichi is such a bro that he’s trying his best to not be insulting but knows he has to throw a little shade. Also HOLY FUCK THEY WENT ALL IN WITH THIS FUCKING ROSTER.
I love that Zepelli wants to know the secrets of Josuke’s hair. Johnny is wonderfully sarcastic. And Gappy… man, remember when we thought we’d someday get a hair reveal and he’d have the same pompadour? We still don’t know what Gappy’s head looks like.
Gappy hair is a regular hair... you know it, when a hair that was entirely shaved is starting to grow, i don't know why do people think that there's more to it.
Nah it suits him cause it's such a mean spirited comment about it looking like dog shit on the side of the road and he says it with such contempt , disdain and seething underneath the surface lol.
my man broke the 4th wall just because the narrator insulted his hair if Araki had written an paragraph insulting his hair Josuke would've punched him throught the goddamn page XD
Newcomer hair insults: 00:08 - Speedwagon 01:04 - Mariah 01:08 - Pet Shop 01:37 - Yukako 02:13 - Trish 02:19 - Prosciutto 02:24 - Ghiaccio 02:36 - Foo Fighters 02:46 - Pucci (Whitesnake) 02:59 - Diego (Scary Monsters) I had to exclude Jotaro (Part 4) where he had a same insult as Part 3 somehow.
Trish sounds alarmed, like the actual fashion police are going to bust down Josuke's door at any moment. And yes, considering the Jojoverse has people posing naturally, there may be fashion police.
To this day I'm still disappointed that Kira never dissed his hair. Granted, it kinda fits with his character that he wouldn't since while he has gloated and bragged he didn't really talk That much shit (at least compared to everyone else), but still.
@@TbA500N I mean, I'm not too sure, the whole fight Kira kept trying to get Josuke off his edge and most of the reasons he stayed alive for so long was luck (His pops guiding him, Stray cat being inside KQ, the doctor at the last second turned hostage), and him insulting his hair after potentially killing his bff, definitely would have pissed off Josuke to an enormous degree, thus making him lose his cool ever more. Woulda just been really fun either way ofc lmao
@@hopefulfriend4163 when his hair is insulted crazy diamond can out strength and speed star platinum josuke would of destroyed Kira.....I do wish the joke was used once more at least tho
Even Josuke doesnt like his own hair, if he were to meet himself And Baoh, damn, Josuke has broken the fourth wall when he heard the narrator saying about Josuke's hair
Man literally didnt had enough by talking trash about the hair, he literally outlawed the dam hair in entire United States (Or when he gets to hes office)
No matter who you are: -Some random stranger -One of Josuke's friends -One of Josuke's relatives -Gappy -A serial killer with the ability to cover up things -Some bird or dog -Vampire -A priest -The POTUS -Ancient demigods -Mafia boss with self aware DID on one side -Mercenary from an alternate universe -A literal self-insert of the author -Thinking in your mind -The narrator You can provoke Josuke by insulting his hair and he will find you.
“911 What’s your emergency?” “There’s this Japanese kid in a purple school uniform over here at the train station beating people to death! And if you ask me he has pretty bad hair too- Wait now he’s running over here-“ *_”WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!”_* “OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT-“ “Sir, hello, are you there?”
I like how Kakyoin and Giorno aren't really badmouthing Josuke's hair they're just saying their hair is better and it's also funny how Trish is DESPERATE about Josuke's hair
I deadass thought Diavolo was gonna say something like, “In case you’re wondering what that feeling was, I skipped the segment of time in which I threw up at your ABSOLUTELY atrocious haircut!”
"I'd turn you old, but your Hairstyle is already out of date"
Prosciutto killed it💀
Funny Valentine literally planning on making Josuke's hairstyle illegal 💀
And then he himself was killed.
4suke: You just gave me permission to stop your aging permanently.
I took a sharp inhalation upon hearing that one
@@stegaflores0618 four seconds later, FV's life was made illegal.
I love how everyone else puts out actual insults and Giorno just goes "Nice hair but mines better"
Same for kakyoin
Johnny: "I love your hair!"
Josuke: "TF YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!"
@@willropa4226I think it's because he was being sarcastic 💀
Pet Shop: bird noises
Josuke: “And I took offense to that”
he knows every hair insult in the world
You mean 'He took that personally'.
Like Shaggy,both of them can understand a single word in every language, probably not known to even man yet
I speak Egyptian eagle, it said that he's seen prettier nests in the middle of the desert
@@suoerfucker2000 ROFLMAO! That's actually a pretty darn insult.
Giorno and Kakyoin, as polite as they are, basically saying "your hair's not that bad, but mine's definitely look better"
“A head not even a mother could love” unironically hurts coming from Joseph
True
father why
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Yea that actually made me feel like shit lmao Joseph's an asshole for saying that considering Tomoko lovingly raised Josuke all by herself (maybe some help from her dad) and raised him correctly, evident by how kind and loving he is to people he cares about, anger issues aside. Bro's projecting (sorry for Many Words I just love Josuke a lot lmao)
Apparently a father couldn’t love it either
I just want to appreciate that Trish sounds genuinely afraid of Josukes hair
The fact that Josuke heard the narrator’s voice when fighting Baoh, shows how poweful Josuke is when someone messes with his hair
He also understood Iggy and Pet Shop insulting his hair in animal language
@@renren47618 Josuke. The Man Who Defies Languages
@@jessicavandam7132 noone gets to disrespect the do! No matter the language, species, or out of universe narrators
He can fucking sense the universe throwing shade
He may not be the strongest base Jojo but once someone insults his hair his power just rises to infinite
I like how Kakyoin doesn't really make fun of it but basically says his hair is better. What an angel
I mean Koichi wasn’t even trying to insult him, but then again it sounds a bit off putting 😭
@@serenegenerallyright? It's just sounds like: "You sure you wanna rock that cut? Pretty sure it's really old by now."
Evil Josuke be like
“You’re right. My hair really is stupid!”
Someone compliments Evil Josuke hair
"What the fuck did you said about my hair!?!"
1:19 so this me is the evil me
"This dude saved my life but...I don't think replicating his hair is a good way to appreciate him."
@@josukehigashikata86 So that means same type of stand...
Evil josuke hair hater:
YOUR HAIR IS GOOD!
1:47 I love how the firefighter runs away
he knew what was about to go down
Bro already knew the drill 💀
TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING
Every other fighter: Your hair is trash
Funny Valentine: YOUR HAIR SO BAD I'M BANNING THAT SHIT!
Johnny:cool and crazy hair :)
@@Corrupted-android it was a sacarsm
@@Corrupted-android it was a sarcastic comment. like how he did to Gyros awful pizza mozarella song
Trish: confusing screming
@@echoorionjett8803 ahem... What the hell did you just say about the best song by the hit artist gyro zeppeli?
I love how this Implies that a completely inexplicable phenomenon occurs Jojo characters treat it like it is just another Tuesday but as soon as they see a pompadour they gotta pause and insult it
Josuke didn't actually understand Iggy, he just felt the aura of the dog's sheer audacity.
I don’t like this [Dog], it’s smug aura mocks me.
The audacity of this literal bitch.
...And Iggy has been known to fart in faces after chewing hair.
"I don't like the way you're looking at my hair, mutt!"
@@wildrook "He eats coffee flavored... Gum. What a cool and wacky character!"
3:05
It’s a good rule of thumb to not trust a politician’s campaign promises, but this one I have full faith he’ll deliver on
“Well, look at that! A head not even a mother could love!”
That’s fucked up, Joseph.
The irony here has developed it's own stand power
Of all of the insults, Wamuu's feels somehow the gentlest and politest roasting 🤣
"That hairstyle is laughable,"
And then there are Kakyoin and Giorno saying "My hair > your hair"
At 2:13 the panic and urgency in Trish's voice is so funny she is so shocked she had to yell at him not once but three times.
Trish is very into fashion, it realy tells how terrible his hair is in her standard
It’s like the hair is going to kill her, which it probably will indirectly
It’s funny because Josuke and Trish’s hairstyles are pretty similar in some aspects.
@@WoeUponThee They are both pompadour
Trish loves fashion. To her, that hair is practically a sin
2:14 I love how Trish sounds genuinely disgusted about how outdated Jouske's hair is
It's in character with how she acted when she felt Mista smell
fits her character somehow
No she is having a fucking panic attack.
nah it was more of a jumpscare for her
Prosciutto’s completely caught me off guard. I didn’t expect his insult to be that funny
Roasted loll
Same with Gyro😂
For me the best insultls are prociutto, okuyasu, funny valentine and kosaku kawajiri (btd kira)
My favorite was Diego’s.
@@karaoconnoraliasraidra why? His insult was basic af
2:00 Giorno's is the funniest because it's like the only time Giorno says something with pride about himself and he knows it's true. Nothing can compare to the Golden Doughnut Cut.
I like to think that josuke hate hair insult so much that he straight up learned every language, human or non human, in order to detect and punish every hair insult
He probably made Rohan have him learn every language before he beat his ass again
Então o josuke pode falar a lingua dos passaros
Y e s .
@@josukehigashikata86 what did you do after everyone insulted your hair?
@@josephochoa9861 You know how it ends..
“I’ve seen drag queens with better hair” bro Jolene is brutal💀💀💀
*Jolyne
Josuke: “your hair looks stupid”
Josuke also: “it’s your hair too stupid.”
Then they both get angry
Josuke 1: What the fuck did you just say about your hair!?
Josuke 2: What the fuck did I just say about my hair!?
Both Josukes: What the fuck did we just say about our hair!?
*Universe implodes*
…If I remember right. There was a way to get that to happen if both players perform it at the right time as Josuke.
@@Darkoriax17 it's a counterattack
Now I want to see two Josukes angrily stomping towards each other.
That's basically Surface as Josuke Higashikata
I love the ones that are completely honest.
"That's some effed up hair."
"Listen, i'm gonna be frank. That hairstyle sucks."
Jotaro insults him on accident which is even crazier.
Iggy's voice doesn't have the reverb effect so I like to imagine he suddenly started speaking out loud to specifically insult Josuke's hair
ok but then how the hell did josuke hear baoh's narrator
@@asewuibv2 the disembodied voice is real also hi ase
@@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer hello pub
Woof woof your hair sucks
Iggy studied human biology in order to make vocal cords with The Fool, specifically so that he could insult people.
2:51
Everyone else: insults hair
Johnny: cool hair /j
We love Johnny’s sarcasm 🤭
God, I love how the charcaters just go from childishly joking about his hair to genuinely getting pissed off from the sight of it.
Don't forget literally making it illegal
Trish stands out to me as she sounds particularly alarmed, as if the literal fashion police are going to knock down her door any minute.
Yukako really went, “I’m not gonna sugarcoat it” 💀
Trish sounds scared for her life
Hermes' line feels more like a direct insult to Josuke, not to his hair
3:15 that moment when the narrator roasts your hair
You know it’s some shit when…
- Animals
- DIO
- Your nephew (Jotaro)
- Your Grandma (Lisa-Lisa)
- Your Great Grandfather (Jonathan)
- Your Grand Niece (Jolyne)
- A 15 y/o Grand-Uncle Mafia Boss (Giorno)
- Ancient Vampires
- A mentally ill Mafia Boss
- The 23rd President of an Alternate Universe
- Some Distant Relative from another universe (Johnny)
- Speedwagon
- Trish
And YOU, yourself, tells you that your hair is bad
And worst of all, his father....
@@DaakkuuYRS and a younger version of his father as well
And your author, and someone who isnt technically a jojo
I dont know if Giorno is his Great Uncle or his half great Uncle. He is the son of DIO but made with the body of Jonathan, I assume Giorno probably have Joestar DNA and DIO DNA 🤣
@@adam622500 That is correct actually: because Giorno shares Johnathan’s visible genes (green eyes, purple Joestar birthmark) they are dubbed a distance relative basically
I love that Koichi is such a bro that he’s trying his best to not be insulting but knows he has to throw a little shade.
Also HOLY FUCK THEY WENT ALL IN WITH THIS FUCKING ROSTER.
Gotta love how josukes toxic to himself
basically, on the deep, very very deep of his heart. He doesn't like it at all
“That’s some effed up hair”
@Jaddoc That's not how it works. You can love owning something, but might simply dislike the guy imitating you.
@@VirtuallyInsaneBlues nope this is just a fever dream he had since theres no such thing as josuke from a parralel world.
@@liontamer0012 "correct"
-sheldon j.plankton
Okuyasu insulting josuke's hair is hilarious considering he's got the same cut but smaller
The fact my boy stayed in that pose to get insulted by the entire cast in various locations is just depressing and amazing at the same time.
He's just memorizing voices, so he knows exactly who to go after later for insulting his hair.
He has enough rage build up to rival the Hulk
Marvel: Josuke kills the Universe
Nah bro bc he slaughtered all the cast afterwards… so it’s really an L on everyone else’s side
Gotta love how Kakyoin and Giorno just says "My hairstyle is better than yours."
Crazy Diamond Over Heaven.
If you even THINK Josuke’s hair is bad you’ll be pulverized
And then your hair is made into a pompadour
Crazy Diamond's Wonder of U
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 everybody who insults his hairstyle, will become a part of his hair for eternity
Basically wonder of u
@@brysonstiles6737 no you're made into a pompadour
Baoh: says literally nothing
Josuke: And I took it personally
Josuke gets so powerful when someone insults his hair that he can hear the narrator 💀
Funny valentine straight up:
**I gotta make that hair illegal now**
that haircut became a war crime in 3 seconds, josuke making a warcrime world speedrun
1984
I thought Valentine was gonna say some shit like, “I’ve looked through every known universe, and can’t find one person that likes your hair.”
@@sophisticateddozen me when someone comments first:
@@sometijng Facts though
I find it funny that Josuke insults his own hairdo and that Kiochi is the only one that didn’t bluntly insult him
And he still took it personally.
Friend or foe, never insult his hair
@@endertheinkling8249 “If you insult the hair, then all is fair.”
-Master Oogway
Johnny didn’t either. He just said he loved it. 😂
I love that Zepelli wants to know the secrets of Josuke’s hair.
Johnny is wonderfully sarcastic.
And Gappy… man, remember when we thought we’d someday get a hair reveal and he’d have the same pompadour? We still don’t know what Gappy’s head looks like.
He does, its just smaller
Technically Josefumi has it
What if he has waves
@@Lava_Lazy Gappy seems like the type of mf to rock a doorag
Gappy hair is a regular hair... you know it, when a hair that was entirely shaved is starting to grow, i don't know why do people think that there's more to it.
Nah, Jolyne don't have no chill😭😭 2:31
Jolyne sent the man straight to the shadow realm.
It's even funnier because her comment comes after Diavolo
@@panthekirb7561yeah and he probably sent her to oblivion 5 seconds Later
@@Jacksontrooper777 Certified Jolyne Moment
@@panthekirb7561 I feel like the only time she would say something like that is if it was episode 1 Joylne
Idk why but, Giornos first time mentioning his own hair 😂 got me
🥩 vs 🍩🍩🍩
Crunching numbers, I’ll get back to you
@@nerotrius more like 🥾 vs 🍩🍩🍩
Hold on, someone's knocking at my door-
@@monseleiton7461 pray to everything sacred that Giorno doesn't mind hair insults
@@monseleiton7461 "roundabout starts playing as the knocking gets progressively Louder and Louder until only one word is heard" DORA
"That hair's awful! I wouldn't be caught dead with it!" well at least he was true to his words.
1:08 now hold on he has a point
XD
Yes he speaks facts
Spitting straight facts
lowkey spitting
3:23 Josuke Marches angrily 😂
He’s finding the right body part to punch 😆
2:24 I know he can't be talking with that devil fruit looking ah haircut 💀
I WAS WONDERING WHY IT LOOKED FAMILIAR... 🤣
I know exactly who you’re talking about without even seeing that part of the video yet lmao
LMFAOOOOOO 😂😂😭😭😂😂😭
Devil fruit looking ah hair cut 💀💀💀💀
My dumbass thought it looked like the top of an igloo at first, but now I can’t unsee it LMAO
2:56 Oh dang! Gyro’s new translation is just too good!
"I'd turn you old, but your hair's already out of date"
Lmao holy
I didn't expect prosciutto to be good at roasting
It appears he has the same type of stand as avdol, to be able to burn like that
He’s part of a hitman squad, he’s quips are just as killer as his skills
Fun Fact: He can stick a middle finger at you when he stylish evades LMAO
"I've seen drag queens with better hair!"
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Trish is genuinely terrified of this lack of fashion.
Iggy: *Bark Bark.*
Petshotp: *Bird Sounds.*
Josuke: "...Did... Did they just insult my hair!?"
Pet shop: *screeches*
Josuke: and I took that one personally
Considering how much like laughter it sounds…
Petsounds: (Why do I feel chilly all of a sudden?)
Everyone: *Tries to make a pun or insult josuke's hair in a creative way that fits their personality *
DIO: "Your hair ugly"
Also DIO: Your hair looks like cow shit.
Nah it suits him cause it's such a mean spirited comment about it looking like dog shit on the side of the road and he says it with such contempt , disdain and seething underneath the surface lol.
"I sure as hell am hungry for some steak. Oh wait, that's your hair."
*THAT* WOULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL 😭
The fuck did you say?
Narancia would say this
@@d4clovetrain900 you banned his hair
@@sometijng i did. That shi nasty
I love how 95% of these are roasts but Giorno and Kakyoin are just "My hair is way better than yours."
Old Joseph’s insult seems more mean-spirited than any of the villains. Like, WOW, Joseph! That’s your son, you asshole!
I mean its not like he knows that he is
Yeah it's part 2 Joseph but still devastating
@@ten7554 I think they were talking bout Part 3 Joseph, which is even worse.
part 3 Joseph after insulting his son hair: ruclips.net/video/WwOKcuDD1y4/видео.html
Funny Val literally outlawing josuke's hairstyle takes the cake, he was so offended he made it ILLEGAL
Baoh: **look at josuke's hair looks bad without saying**
Josuke: 😡
my man broke the 4th wall just because the narrator insulted his hair
if Araki had written an paragraph insulting his hair Josuke would've punched him throught the goddamn page XD
@@Drip_Wooper josuke starting to sound like popeye
@@Drip_Wooper Bro would probably pull him INTO the manga LMAO
I love how johnny being so sarcastic LOL
Dog: barks
Josuke: *THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?!*
I love how Johnny doesn’t even insult him
He's being sarcastic.
Damn Prosciutto's is just straight up savage AF
He’s an assassin with words too not just his stand
2:34 I have been cackling at Ermes' line for a solid 5 minutes.
She's about to say every swear known to man 💀
Ermes just finished reading a book from the prison library called, “Black People Vocabulary” 💀
Ermes was getting ready to say every swear word form the dictionary 💀
Pet shop: *does random bird noises
Josuke: *so you have choosen death*
Pet Shop said that Josuke's hair is cool and was killed because of that...
SHOES STORE : WOW look like you already have one and doesn't need to buy a pair at my shop !!
2:19 Pain
as always, Johnny is the king of sarcasm
I like how most of the main villains just say "what disgusting hair."
And there is Valentine make that haircut illegal in America
Yeah, the ones for Dio Brando, Kars and Diavolo are just way too identical.
Ngl, Ghaccio, Trish and Ermes killed it
Dio as well 💀
Prosciutto has a good roast as well
@@HashiNuke petshop did it best when he said "GEEEEEEEEEK" I felt that roast like it was me.
Which Dio? Part 1, Part 3, I guess Part 7 counts too technically.
Trish sounded so distressed by his hair lmao
Josuke: _gives himself a pompadour_
Ghiaccio: *"AND I TOOK OFFENCE TO THAT"*
Doesn't really say much when he seems to be perpetually pissed off.
Diavolo's insult in Eyes of Heaven was amazing, it's disappointing that they kept the original All Star Battle one instead.
What was the EoH one?
@@LK-1D3 "Just the result. Calling your hair "garbage" is the only result that matters."
@@ChadBenjamin Clearly, he didn't see the result that came after he said that. And he has a clairvoyant ability
@CornusEntertainment Damn, that's good
@@ChadBenjamin 💀
Everyone: insults hair*
Pet shop:screams at the top of his lung
Newcomer hair insults:
00:08 - Speedwagon
01:04 - Mariah
01:08 - Pet Shop
01:37 - Yukako
02:13 - Trish
02:19 - Prosciutto
02:24 - Ghiaccio
02:36 - Foo Fighters
02:46 - Pucci (Whitesnake)
02:59 - Diego (Scary Monsters)
I had to exclude Jotaro (Part 4) where he had a same insult as Part 3 somehow.
Pucci getting cancer by seeing josuke's hair
Ghiaccho
Your hair pisses me off
Got to love it
Vanilla Ice called his hair affectedly and irritatingly grand, solemn, or self-important. Is that even an insult?
baoh? a hater?
He's just "we gotta talk about this shit of a hairstyle, but later"
Trish sounds alarmed, like the actual fashion police are going to bust down Josuke's door at any moment. And yes, considering the Jojoverse has people posing naturally, there may be fashion police.
in ASB he sounded like he was going to send you to hell with a single DORA, in ASBR he seems kind of angry
That's how *you* hear it.
@@ChiefMedicPururu the point is that the asb had more anger
@@valtube6728 ...You ignore that this isn't the same guy voicing Josuke, right? Yuki Ono doesn't sound anything like Wataru Hatano.
@@ChiefMedicPururu obviously they are different actors, I'm not an idiot, the problem is not that it sounds different, it's that it sounds less loud
@@valtube6728 yeah just like buccialati
Pucci: insults hair
Josuke: CRAZY DIAMOND, OVER HEAVEN!
To this day I'm still disappointed that Kira never dissed his hair. Granted, it kinda fits with his character that he wouldn't since while he has gloated and bragged he didn't really talk That much shit (at least compared to everyone else), but still.
It would of ended the part too fast
@@TbA500N I mean, I'm not too sure, the whole fight Kira kept trying to get Josuke off his edge and most of the reasons he stayed alive for so long was luck (His pops guiding him, Stray cat being inside KQ, the doctor at the last second turned hostage), and him insulting his hair after potentially killing his bff, definitely would have pissed off Josuke to an enormous degree, thus making him lose his cool ever more. Woulda just been really fun either way ofc lmao
@@hopefulfriend4163 when his hair is insulted crazy diamond can out strength and speed star platinum josuke would of destroyed Kira.....I do wish the joke was used once more at least tho
Pet Shop: *growls*
Josuke4: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!?!?!!
Pet shops insult was by far the most hurtful one…god damn😢
I love how (new) Josuke just basically says
"Damn bro your shits all fucked up"
the giorno one had me verbally saying "oh dear"
"My boy you got 3 donuts for a hairstyle"
@@joshuazedricantonio6867 "my fellow you have a whole loaf of bread for a hair style"
My brother in Christ Giorno you look like an advert for Dunkin Donuts
I love how everyone was saying something about his hair and pet shop was just like
*DEMONIC SCREECHING*
GTA 5 : Everyone roast Franklin.😐🙄
JoJo : Everyone roast Josuke.😡🔥
Nice Haircut 😂
@azerty 1 better yet, maybe Jotaro'll call you for task in Italy if he ever stop fucking with Koi.... Oh wait, that's too far
The reply’s are hilarious 😂😂
@azerty 1 -Better yet, maybe Koichi will call yo steak-hair and tell you how much of a reliable guy he is, Elviiis. *leaves*
-....Who???
.
The implication that he's hearing all of these at once means that after they're finished he will be at 28265% power
Even Josuke doesnt like his own hair, if he were to meet himself
And Baoh, damn, Josuke has broken the fourth wall when he heard the narrator saying about Josuke's hair
1:42 Shigechi, be quiet dawg..you look like Dodoria 😭
bro's about to say "LORD FRIEEEEZAAAAA!!!" 💀
WAIT WAIT WAIT, SOMEONE SEND JOTARO WITH A PURPLE FIT, SO WE CAN HAVE HIT
Since when is Grateful Dead the same type of stand as Magician's Red ? Bro burned Josuke so bad.
1:19 would he get mad at himself for insulting his hair 🧐
Of course!
damn valentine words to josuke sure is funny as hell
It had to be funny, after all it's funny valentine xd
Man literally didnt had enough by talking trash about the hair, he literally outlawed the dam hair in entire United States (Or when he gets to hes office)
@@GhostWithAGun69 If he made it, I wonder how Elvis and other celebs hairstyle style would look like in their world
No matter who you are:
-Some random stranger
-One of Josuke's friends
-One of Josuke's relatives
-Gappy
-A serial killer with the ability to cover up things
-Some bird or dog
-Vampire
-A priest
-The POTUS
-Ancient demigods
-Mafia boss with self aware DID on one side
-Mercenary from an alternate universe
-A literal self-insert of the author
-Thinking in your mind
-The narrator
You can provoke Josuke by insulting his hair and he will find you.
PetShop: “nee gee gee gee!”
Josuke: “ and I took that personally.”
The funniest thing about Giorno's roast is that it actually has some merit to it
"I'd turn you old but your hair's already out of date"
911 yes I'd like to report a genocide
“911 What’s your emergency?”
“There’s this Japanese kid in a purple school uniform over here at the train station beating people to death! And if you ask me he has pretty bad hair too- Wait now he’s running over here-“
*_”WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!”_*
“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT-“
“Sir, hello, are you there?”
Koichi: **accidentally insults Josuke**
Josuke: **even more pissed**
Koichi: Oh sht
HOLY CRAP, OLD JOSEPH WAS DONE
When I heard AC/DC and Old Joseph, I immediately got depressed....
*Esidisi
@@ChiefMedicPururu
Same Thig Shut Up
RIP Keiji Fujiwara and Unsho Ishizuka…. 😢
@@ChiefMedicPururu its actually acdc, esidisi is the localized name
@@joebustanut No. Esidisi is how Araki spells it, AC/DC is just the reference.
I like how Kakyoin and Giorno aren't really badmouthing Josuke's hair they're just saying their hair is better and it's also funny how Trish is DESPERATE about Josuke's hair
2:09 Narancia, you not wrong...
Fate had his back 💀
Instead he was caught dead with an even crazier hairstyle.
I deadass thought Diavolo was gonna say something like, “In case you’re wondering what that feeling was, I skipped the segment of time in which I threw up at your ABSOLUTELY atrocious haircut!”
Out of all of them, I love Johnny's. He sound so Sarcastic, I love it XD
Josuke’s hair: exists
Everyone: And we took that personally
Everyone: *insult josukes hair
Pet Shop: *screeches