I really like Stroheim for the great laugh. Hol Horse, Proscuitto, and Risotto for their roasts New Pucci should've had a unique line about removing his sight discs or something like that - missed opportunity fr
@@Wandering_Weeb Oh, yes, this is from a videogame: All Stars Battle R, in which every character has an insult line to Josuke's hair. There are other details, like Joseph has a "now you'll say..." to every chatacter in the game. This video just kinda animated the situations
And just like that, Josuke, through sheer force of will and pure violent rage was able to solo literally every jjba character that has been animated so far.
Y'know, in an alternate timeline, if Josuke's gimmick was dissing others' hair instead of getting his pompadour dissed, he'd be right like nearly 100% of the time
Giorno saying, _"My hair obviously puts yours to shame"_ is like telling Josuke, *_"My Piano is obviously better than your Piano."_* which is just wrong.
@@Gunnin_yadown clearly you haven't been listening to josuke's theme very much. you're definitely the kid who only listened to popular meme songs and claim they're better than most songs they don't even listen to that doesn't receive as much attention.
"Wow, you have ugly hair" - The guys whose hairstyles resemble a paintbrush, a cocoon hanging off a tree branch, 3 donuts, a failed art project, a ceramic bowl, a hat, 2 smoke clouds, and a snake's fangs hiding behind a bush
In the manga, his hair even gets small spikes upwards when he gets angry. Yes, almost like a super saiyan's hair but not as outrageous, just lil spikes all over it.
I wish Pesci got to insult Josukes hair too, but I think hes be self-aware enough to understand he's got no right to make fun of others for how they look
Which one’s your favorite insult?
I liked the risotto one
I like how Trish was terrified by his hair
I really like Stroheim for the great laugh. Hol Horse, Proscuitto, and Risotto for their roasts
New Pucci should've had a unique line about removing his sight discs or something like that - missed opportunity fr
Prosciutto lol
Pucci
Okay but like prosciutto's insult was cold
"I'd turn you old, but your hair's already out of date"
IKR 😭😭🤣🤣
That got me dead lmao
Yeah I felt that one on his behalf
Prosciutto is going to have a much worse fate than when he fought Bruno
Even risotto himself ready to give some razors and scissors for changing josuke's hair style.
At least Kakyoin and Polnareff were more respectful about it
Also shigechi is in no place to judge anyone's hair
Also koichi
Judging by Polnareff trying to be nice, I agree
how? they threatened to cut it or said theirs is better
@@thepotatoofheaven
Kakyoin said his is better but didn't make fun of him
Polnareff didn't threaten
He offered a haircut
Wammu was also respectful
i feel so bad for josuke, bro got insulted by his own father and grandmother, EVEN BY A FRICKING DOG 💀💀💀
by literally himself too
@datboidallas2620 lol no. Jotaro’s is more normal than his, when the hat is off.
Momentarily forgot abot Lisa Lisa there
Uh his hair did really suck
Dio and Joseph really had to insult his hair twice 💀
Diavolo also insulted Josuke's hair twice
@@iblemairplayz6351 Oh ye forgot about Part 6 Diavolo
Dio: 💀
Jotaro
,
As hilarious as this video is,I can't blame Josuke for being mad,dude got insulted even by his own father and grandmother 💀
His father TWICE.
Everone died after that video
@@yan13502 Lol
Even animal insults his hair 💀
Oh not only that-
His father insulted him TWICE and so did Dio
Risotto is so kind, he even offered josuke free razors and scissors for him to get rid of the hairstyle ☺️
He said he would make any amount of razors, *Any*
It's always funny to me how Trish despises Josuke's hair *with passion.*
She straight up hates it. It's existence makes her uncomfortable
She sounded like she was forced to say it and was scared out of her life 💀
@@tequilajosephlover funny enough, the original Va in eyes of heaven just straight up laughed at his hair.
Wait it's not just random lines but actually make sense?
@@Wandering_Weeb Oh, yes, this is from a videogame: All Stars Battle R, in which every character has an insult line to Josuke's hair. There are other details, like Joseph has a "now you'll say..." to every chatacter in the game.
This video just kinda animated the situations
@@PrixtoTNT the devs really know how to troll poor Josuke lol
Now there’s gotta be a “Everyone gets beat up by Josuke”
@sakatagintoki6757 7 page dora
Everyone gets some DORARARARA
Ngl I actually want it now
Pucci can handle it
Everyone beside jotaro
2:19 Another one of Diavolo's canon deaths
Diavolo died so these insult is canon now
Giorno: "My hair obviously puts yours to shame."
Josuke: *"My Piano WILL put yours to shame."*
Giorno: Golden experience requ-
Josuke: CRAZY DIAMOND ACT 4 REQUIEM!!!
2:16- 2:18 Fucking Nero got me. "I'll give you everything you need just please, please get rid of that hair!" I don't know why that got me so much.
Josuke then proceeded to murder the entire cast of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
1:12 DIO is the best one-liner😂
2:08 bro's hair looking like a devil fruit stfu 💀
Aokiji is drooling rn
Aokiji prolly ate this man (pause)
Bakugou Insults Josuke’s Hair
It looks like the Sara Sara no mi
@@c-4in04ayo what
2:32 Plot twist, Weather just wanted to ask Josuke if he accidentally use his stand against him and wanted to apologize.
I hope so because he's the one to talk about Josuke's hair.
@@ms.tammuz3834 That thing on his head isn't hair, its a hat
Its a Jamiroquai reference
@@senabecool7232 oh ok it looked like his hair for a second. And considering Jojo's i thought it was.
And just like that, Josuke, through sheer force of will and pure violent rage was able to solo literally every jjba character that has been animated so far.
If Jonathan had to insult anyone's hair, he would apologize for it.
Imagine they fighting and Jonathan like:Damn sorry lad my hamon did your Hair crazy
you know its bad when even the most gentleman doesnt apologize when he insult you
I love how he ponders the outcome of his hamon hitting House's hair.
He's not rude bro is just testing his powers 😂
Ya know, like 95% of the cast have *no* right to insult his hair
Only Josuke can say that his hair is ugly, which then he would kill himself
Kakky falls into that 5% without a doubt
Shigechi all the way.
@@ee-sm8eyKakyoin, Yukako, Fugo...
@@yellowgetbright Kars-sama is also another great example, that man was created to become a god of L'Oreal ads
The question isn't who has the coldest insult...
*It's who actually survives Josuke?*
Fr tho 😂
Jotaro, Kira*, DIO, Giorno, Pucci, Bucciarati, Diavolo
Those are the only ones I can reasonably see defeating a raging Josuke.
Weather report, giorno , Jolyne (arguable) , ultimate Kars, vanilla ice
@@BadakBizarreStudiosargue with you with all of them besides Jolene
@@anoon- kira almost died to injured josuke
RISOTTO OFFERING TO GIVE HIM SCISSORS- 💀
Yukako just saying "your hair sucks" without any intent to provock is somewhat hilarious
"You got a weird head" -🐡
1:32
@@gleove11:31
Josuke: *It's time to Crazy Diamond Requiem*
*fails to hold the requiem arrow*
Gets so angry he goes crazy diamond over heaven
I guess Rohan is absent because Josuke've already beat him to death
Prosciutto and risotto got the best insults while jolyne insult sounds more like a compliment
Every JoJo character: insults Josuke's hair.
Josuke: A pile of corpses it'll be.
“I’d turn you old but that hairstyle is already out of date”
That’s just so brutal
Y'know, in an alternate timeline, if Josuke's gimmick was dissing others' hair instead of getting his pompadour dissed, he'd be right like nearly 100% of the time
I like how nice Koichi is when he says it
he is reliable
Polnareff offered to style it for him
If George Joestar II was playable: "That hair of yours is not acceptable in the military!"
“I’d turn you old, but your hair’s already out of date” got me 😂
Josuke: ......... ok i actually see what you meant BUUUUUUUUUUUT (shows he has been at the gym for 24 hours a day) *APOLOGIZE OR ELSE!*
1:45
Bucciarati: **insults josuke hair**
Josuke: Shut Up! DORA!
Bucciarati: YES! I AM!
0:55 even iggy insulted his hair😭😭💀💀
Iggy learned to speak just to insult his hair
Josuke about to have a whole villain arc
Josukes hair be lookin like a chess board, hold up, someone's walking up to my house...
the only ones that i allow to speak is kars his magnificent hair lets him insult without any problems
And that’s how Josuke started his villain arc
I love how every single insult describes either the stand ability of the character or their personality and attitude
At least Kakyoin, Polnareff and Giorno respected the drip, they just made clear that their own hairstyles were cooler
1:32 Bro Shigechi shouldn’t be talking with that head 💀💀
Fr, he does not have the right 💀
Dodoria ahh cut
@@Adriiiiiiii1 OH HELL NAH LMAO
Rokaka ahh head
Finally, an actual video instead of polls
true, bro promised all time related stands showdown but its still missing
The way koichi literally insults josuke in the most friendliest way and accent😭😭
*josuke* ^🔍
1:56 she was SCARED😭🙏
2:45 racism warning
1:22 Okuyasu, But you LITERALLY HAVE the same hairstyle!!!!
i cant unsee that thank you
@sultan_abdulhadi Angelo has same pins at the end of his head like okuyasu and josuke
Josuke: *No one insults my hair!*
Every Jojo character: Hold my pose.
2:02 DAMN that was hard
"a hair not even a mother could love" -dad
This video needs a part 2 showing Josuke giving everyone a beatdown.
Giorno saying, _"My hair obviously puts yours to shame"_ is like telling Josuke, *_"My Piano is obviously better than your Piano."_*
which is just wrong.
Some pianos are better then other pianos
@@GreyGhostBreyers and Josuke's Piano starts playing gloriously afterwards.
@@Jo-Wilbe-Dinaand giorno plays it better, anyways.
@@Gunnin_yadown clearly you haven't been listening to josuke's theme very much. you're definitely the kid who only listened to popular meme songs and claim they're better than most songs they don't even listen to that doesn't receive as much attention.
Both themes are good 🗿🗿🗿
The one I like are Fugo just getting mad at josuke and Trish sounding like she is afraid of his hair.
Josuke getting crazy diamond over heaven with this one 🔥🔥
Pesci is a real G, he aint gonna insult a homies drip like that
1:31 ain’t no way he’s talking about josukes head 💀
0:43 “atleast my mom doesn’t hate me but she does in fact hate you
Joseph:Josuke we talked about this.....
giorno: insults josuke
also giorno: *has frickin donuts on his head*
2:21 one of diavolos deaths
01:31 He insulting someone whe have hair while he self don't have...
He said weird head not hair
@@RohitchaharXD this is very worst💀
Grammar
@@32samratdas20 My english in these old times was so bad, lol
"I'd turn you old, but your hairstyle's already out of date" damnn
Josuke kills the jojo universe
everybody gangsta until josuke says "crazy diamond over heaven act 5 bites the dust requiem go beyond"
crazy that almost everyone in JoJo is talking about MY beautiful than theirs.
the disrespect in this video was almost astonishing.
yeah """"beautiful"""" hair
@@FormalShadow
*what did you just say about his
hair??* 💥2:47
How is it hanging uncle?
tf is that hair lol
*other universe insult*
@@JoutaKujo1994 Did Jotaro-san have a child?
Prosciutto tho that was something else 💀💀
1:12 ok but like... That's actually pretty accurate. 😂
Pretty sure all of these are since they're interactions with Josuke in the games.
Nah not Shigechi saying josuke has a weird head 😭
Ya know, Okuyasu has no right insulting Josuke when they have the same exact hair style. It's just that Okuyasu has it less extreme than Josuke
I think Josuke has long hair which is probably why It's so big. Plus the Joestars have really thick hair.
I mean, Okuyasu wasn't insulting him
Nuh uh
Josuke is like a nuclear bomb waiting to blow up if it reach a maximum limit
1:16 i know dam well that koichi isn't taking with that baby polnareff ahh hair
And we need the sequel of jouske beating up everyone all at once, and a 30 min extended version too
everybody's a gangster untill baldjo insults josukes hair
1:31 You have absolutely no right to say that by looking at your head
shigechi got drippy head
Shigechi is a walking humanoid durrian
1:32
Shigechi, have you EVER looked yourself into a mirror?
Josuke's anger: 📈
Josuke is filled with so much rage, hes gonna fix the earth
giorno talking shit about josuke is the most ironic shit ever
Ghiaccio and Josuke with them pissed would be goofy
I love how Giorno isn't even insulting his hair, he just says "My hair is better than yours" 😭
I was waiting on Rohan to say DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR HAIRCUT
It's so in character for Joseph to insult his son's hair😅
0:42 bro talked like he could
Others: wtf with your hair lmao
Risotto: I can help you if you want
Kakyoin and giorno: my hairstyle > your hairstyle 🗿🚬
Wammu: yo what is that hair
Looks interesting tho
I think Josuke's hair looks actually great, dont know why people keeps roasting that poor fella
Crazy thing is, Josuke packs up most of these characters, but definitely not everyone
Shigechi: " you have a weird head~"
*WELL LOOK WHOS TALKING*
"Wow, you have ugly hair"
- The guys whose hairstyles resemble a paintbrush, a cocoon hanging off a tree branch, 3 donuts, a failed art project, a ceramic bowl, a hat, 2 smoke clouds, and a snake's fangs hiding behind a bush
Josuke: WTF DID YOU ALL SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!!?
This must be the results of what happened after josuke fought Giorno
My favorite part is when josuke says: crazy diamond requiem…it’s dorain’ time
In the manga, his hair even gets small spikes upwards when he gets angry. Yes, almost like a super saiyan's hair but not as outrageous, just lil spikes all over it.
The fact that Josuke can understand what Iggy is saying is Abyssmal 😅
Also, Josuke’s hair looks like a boot-
"part 3 artstyle josuke does not exist he cant hurt you"
this thumbnail:
He gotted roasted by his father... twice!!
i love how everyone is in character while insulting josuke's hair, makes it so much better
I wish Pesci got to insult Josukes hair too, but I think hes be self-aware enough to understand he's got no right to make fun of others for how they look
Wdym by that? Pesci got that unparalleled pineapple drip, he has every right to insult shoesuke
Insulting your own son’s hair should be a freaking crime
I thought its just some random voice from the anime, but damn its the same as the subtitle says..
The only thing that can piss him off more than insulting his pompadour is insulting the pompadoured delinquent that saved him in that snowstorm
I love how Rohan learned from the last time
0:29 i feel like this Isn't an insult, instead Wamuu was actually shocked.