Joseph Joestar "Your next line is" compilation.

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • MAJOR SPOILERS.
    Dont say i didnt warn you.
    From Jojo's Bizzare Adventure:Battle Tendency.But you already know that,dont you?
    I might do something similar with "Yare yare daze" when the Stardust Crusaders anime is complete.
    But then again,it would probably be a 30 minutes vídeo.
  • КиноКино

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @tomaskaila
    @tomaskaila 2 года назад +10389

    It pains me that they only allowed this trick to be done properly once, against Straits. The disturbing thing about Joseph's trick is that he and his victim are saying the same line in sync, confusing the ever living shit out of them. When they play the line one after the other, it loses a lot of the effect

    • @RTU130
      @RTU130 2 года назад +105

      Ye

    • @ZarisWhiteFoot
      @ZarisWhiteFoot 2 года назад +1152

      I feel that too, I was literally thinking they should have played their voices saying it together.

    • @hwelse
      @hwelse 2 года назад +1306

      Y'know, I disagree.
      The way I see it, Joseph is waiting for the moment that his opponent is all caught up in their emotions, and when the moment is right, he goes in for the psychological flex.
      I figure that's what Esidisi was doing with Joseph as well, with the "I'm gonna wipe that smile off your face!" bit.

    • @justaguywholikesdoujins566
      @justaguywholikesdoujins566 2 года назад +151

      @@hwelse Yep that's basically how he does it

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 2 года назад +110

      i think that's how it was intended in the manga

  • @beeman5436
    @beeman5436 5 лет назад +19370

    I think the funniest part is the gasp after they realize Joseph guessed their line.

    • @wanfahim3583
      @wanfahim3583 5 лет назад +746

      Agreed.. That shit had me dying lol

    • @blxoom
      @blxoom 5 лет назад +500

      0:14 0:31 0:44 1:07

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 5 лет назад +452

      1:38 [Even himself]
      2:21

    • @JayDay013
      @JayDay013 5 лет назад +105

      That's exactly why I laugh my ass off all the time 😂

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 5 лет назад +73

      @@Aflay1 his ingeniousness scares himself

  • @troyboy2311
    @troyboy2311 5 лет назад +17566

    Joseph:*predicts enemy's next line
    The entire color palette of JoJoverse:
    Its time to get funky

    • @AxeCatcher
      @AxeCatcher 4 года назад +542

      I guess that funky color got stuck on part 4

    • @tonytonychopper999
      @tonytonychopper999 4 года назад +317

      The entire color palette of JoJoverse: parkour!

    • @BigViskus
      @BigViskus 4 года назад +167

      Color pallets: Cha Cha real smooth

    • @shikipatche
      @shikipatche 4 года назад +75

      The entire color palette of Jojoverse: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @Larc560
      @Larc560 4 года назад +20

      Troy Boy color palette: New funky mode

  • @roomba3397
    @roomba3397 4 года назад +4578

    When you die on the same level for so long that you finally memorized all of the boss dialogues.

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 4 года назад +90

      Accurate

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 4 года назад +140

      Next you’ll say: _ROADAROLLA DAAAAA!!!_

    • @cj_ridz1515
      @cj_ridz1515 4 года назад +82

      @@dracodeanglicus3857 ROAD ROLLER D- NANI?!

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 4 года назад +53

      Your next line is "NANOMACHINES, SON!"

    • @MrOof-ob8uw
      @MrOof-ob8uw 4 года назад +43

      @@diegomedina9637
      NANO MACHINES, SON!
      W- WHAT THE HELL?!

  • @TheLordeHenrique
    @TheLordeHenrique 3 года назад +19502

    Your next line is: "I wish old Joseph kept doing that!"

    • @tw1ck487
      @tw1ck487 3 года назад +3808

      I wish old Joseph kept doi- NANIIII!!!!

    • @siestaaaa8607
      @siestaaaa8607 3 года назад +2571

      I wish old jose-YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL THUNDE CROSSO SPLITO ATTAACCCC

    • @urushihara_
      @urushihara_ 3 года назад +627

      @@siestaaaa8607 wryyyyyy

    • @boreasthehero
      @boreasthehero 3 года назад +505

      I wish old Joseph kept doing tha- AAAAAAAAAH?!

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 3 года назад +441

      I wish old Joseph ke-
      AHA! YOU HAVE TRIGGERED MY TRUMP CARD, 137 METER EMERALDO SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @LethalMonarch
    @LethalMonarch 4 года назад +9395

    When Esidisi pulled a “your next line is...” I was honestly scared

    • @SuperDababy2
      @SuperDababy2 4 года назад +566

      Same, but then he started crying and I knew he had lost

    • @adriel7657
      @adriel7657 4 года назад +256

      your next line is "wamuu joestar"

    • @ohno3736
      @ohno3736 4 года назад +61

      @@SuperDababy2 but then he stopped

    • @yournextlineis964
      @yournextlineis964 4 года назад +90

      @@adriel7657 wamuu joestar *gasp* wait a second you can't do that that's my line!!!

    • @adriel7657
      @adriel7657 4 года назад +43

      @@yournextlineis964 your next line is: your next line is: your next line is:

  • @moe2184
    @moe2184 5 лет назад +32553

    this is the same guy who almost died on an escalator

    • @misterl1668
      @misterl1668 4 года назад +5987

      The same guy who got beat with an umbrella by an older woman because she thought he was gay for Avdol.

    • @theyousefsecondone1257
      @theyousefsecondone1257 4 года назад +3233

      @@misterl1668 the same guy who cheated with a cute italian woman

    • @h0bbylessperson59
      @h0bbylessperson59 4 года назад +392

      and next you're gonna say is ZA WARUDO

    • @ilijansmokovski
      @ilijansmokovski 4 года назад +565

      The same guy who didn't know how to buy items from a baby store.

    • @somethingiwillremember1239
      @somethingiwillremember1239 4 года назад +101

      @@h0bbylessperson59 and next you're going to say "Why are you replying to this stupid ass reply?"

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 5 лет назад +5937

    Joseph: No one can use my line prediction technique against me!
    Esidisi: *_Observe._*

    • @OrangePuma2
      @OrangePuma2 5 лет назад +34

      I think it should be the other way around

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 лет назад +65

      @X4TERUMI there's a massive chance that Esidisi used that beafore falling asleep and used it again in the fight with Joseph

    • @quagnam438
      @quagnam438 5 лет назад +6

      @X4TERUMI why not lol

    • @darthrevan8737
      @darthrevan8737 5 лет назад +2

      Sbeve

    • @indomie177
      @indomie177 5 лет назад +9

      Epitaph : Observe

  • @nguyentranduchungpotter3241
    @nguyentranduchungpotter3241 3 года назад +1732

    smokey : why did you bring 10 gernade and 1 tommy gun in a cafe joseph?
    joseph : it's a surprise tool that will help us later

  • @DrQuasi
    @DrQuasi 5 лет назад +4970

    I sometimes forget that Joseph Joestar used to be this young guy

    • @rexhepmuaremi3328
      @rexhepmuaremi3328 5 лет назад +180

      Shame

    • @sketcher4362
      @sketcher4362 4 года назад +59

      @@rexhepmuaremi3328 Same*

    • @pat7370
      @pat7370 4 года назад +187

      @@sketcher4362 No, shame

    • @sketcher4362
      @sketcher4362 4 года назад +21

      @@pat7370 No, it's same. I "relate" to the main comment. It was a joke.

    • @g-money-money
      @g-money-money 4 года назад +20

      Sketcher why did you have to put an asterisk then

  • @nicklarocco4178
    @nicklarocco4178 5 лет назад +9400

    Jojo planned Kars' birth so he could fight him.

    • @shaleqsandre9733
      @shaleqsandre9733 5 лет назад +336

      Jojo is Aizen

    • @tyrrellgilmore
      @tyrrellgilmore 5 лет назад +51

      I chuckled

    • @omkarshirgaonkar9800
      @omkarshirgaonkar9800 5 лет назад +130

      @@shaleqsandre9733 don't compare Aizen to Jojo. Jojo is an all rounder planer and a strategist while Aizen is only a Strategist. Jojo can plan in an ongoing battle even if the odds are stacked against him while Aizen can only remain clam if he has a plan in Advance.

    • @faceless6822
      @faceless6822 5 лет назад

      999 likes 👀

    • @cort_ex1365
      @cort_ex1365 5 лет назад +11

      @@omkarshirgaonkar9800 still aizen would destroy everyone in jojo

  • @emanuelandrei4616
    @emanuelandrei4616 5 лет назад +40119

    Jonathan: Being a gentleman and fighting fair.
    Jotaro: Punching until the enemy is dead
    Joseph: Fuking around until you somehow win the battle.

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 5 лет назад +5221

      Josuke: All of the above
      Giorno: Death by piano

    • @tanall5959
      @tanall5959 5 лет назад +2663

      @@M4x_P0w3r Actually Josuke is 'punch holes in bystanders to win. Then fix the hole.'

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 5 лет назад +1187

      @@tanall5959 Or "punch people into things to fuse them forever"

    • @DioBrando-qi9so
      @DioBrando-qi9so 5 лет назад +1525

      Don't forget that Joseph invented the secret Joestar plan

    • @sgyt1264
      @sgyt1264 5 лет назад +480

      Dio Brando yep...and that is
      RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

  • @brxl33
    @brxl33 3 года назад +5001

    Joseph is probably the funniest character in the series

    • @josephjoestar9038
      @josephjoestar9038 3 года назад +95

      why thank u

    • @jrozlie2280
      @jrozlie2280 3 года назад +48

      And he made The manga brothers funny too

    • @Coffeetime110
      @Coffeetime110 2 года назад +18

      @@josephjoestar9038 OH MY GODDD ITS YOU

    • @mr.trophy0912
      @mr.trophy0912 2 года назад +5

      @@jrozlie2280 lol

    • @jrozlie2280
      @jrozlie2280 2 года назад +7

      @@Coffeetime110 Incase ur a religious person you shouldn't use God's name in vain but if ur not then it's ur free choice

  • @beejeebees493
    @beejeebees493 4 года назад +18534

    I love how Hermit Purple is basically just "your next line is-" in Stand form

  • @Bruh-vd1pp
    @Bruh-vd1pp 4 года назад +6411

    Remember:This guy was the one who defeated 4 pillar men, but still lost to a escalator

    • @bahhalso9651
      @bahhalso9651 4 года назад +312

      Almost

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 4 года назад +68

      @@bahhalso9651 Indeed.

    • @zkdelta8014
      @zkdelta8014 4 года назад +361

      If it's not alive, he can't fight back against it once he's cornered, lol. I can imagine Joseph getting cornered by a shopping cart and scream for his life rather than DIO cornering him instead

    • @yournextlineis964
      @yournextlineis964 4 года назад +80

      I have traumatized to that escalator 🗿

    • @NegusInParis01
      @NegusInParis01 4 года назад +20

      They did him dirty

  • @cheesus_the_grate
    @cheesus_the_grate 4 года назад +15465

    This just proves Joseph has the script

    • @Squibob
      @Squibob 4 года назад +666

      apparently so did esidisi for a litte

    • @wally9998
      @wally9998 4 года назад +422

      * wrote the script

    • @arc931
      @arc931 4 года назад +123

      Esidisi as well

    • @wally9998
      @wally9998 4 года назад +55

      Brylle Enriquez your whole life led up to this moment

    • @ratplayingaflute9932
      @ratplayingaflute9932 4 года назад +45

      I am a rat playing a flute

  • @Phoebe457
    @Phoebe457 4 года назад +2054

    Nothing’s scarier than a random mysterious attractive British man predicting your every move

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 3 года назад +4

      @Renuka borgaonkar Hi!

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 3 года назад +2

      @@thedonnie1 Alchemist boyfriend loves all

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 3 года назад +2

      @Renuka borgaonkar No promises

    • @josebohrer4361
      @josebohrer4361 3 года назад +8

      technically hes american right? cause he was born in new york

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 3 года назад +24

      @@josebohrer4361 Lisa Lisa and Jorge are both British, so he’s entirely British too. It’s genetics, not birthplace

  • @vincentthendean7713
    @vincentthendean7713 5 лет назад +5082

    Joseph: Your next line is...
    Esidisi: _no u_
    Joseph: *wait, that's illegal*

    • @TheGuy64_YT
      @TheGuy64_YT 4 года назад +81

      I always thought it was ACDC xD I’m stupid

    • @viktorayy
      @viktorayy 4 года назад +154

      @@TheGuy64_YT It is lol! Esidisi is just the translated "let's not get sued" version. The original Japanese uses band names, songs, etc.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 года назад +54

      Image something like:
      Joseph: Your next line is "I am an idiot... wait..."
      Random person: I am an idiot. Hehehe... Got you!

    • @mudalad1215
      @mudalad1215 4 года назад +2

      Vincent Thendean *wait, thats illegal*

    • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
      @phoenixgamer10gaming18 4 года назад +4

      viktorayy ‹з no... it was always Esidisi, even before copyright reasons
      Same for Kars and Wammu, Santana was however changed in translation.

  • @Star_l0rdd
    @Star_l0rdd 4 года назад +4213

    Joeseph : Your next line is
    ACDC : *Uno Reverse Card*

  • @landolff18
    @landolff18 3 года назад +5015

    Can we just take a second to admire how Wamuu is one of the best JoJo villains of all time?

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko 3 года назад +75

      Yeah he is

    • @jiffy6969
      @jiffy6969 3 года назад +36

      Kira is better I'd say

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 3 года назад +184

      @@jiffy6969 how about no

    • @jiffy6969
      @jiffy6969 3 года назад +13

      @@frank8917 Sure

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 3 года назад +225

      @@jiffy6969 your next line is: “it’s my personal opinion you chump”

  • @Kerorofan1990
    @Kerorofan1990 6 лет назад +3709

    "I plan everything!
    ...Except that bastard son with the pompadour. He was an accident."

    • @cidoet3360
      @cidoet3360 5 лет назад +613

      *Josuke: wHaT dO yOu SaY aBoUt My HaIr?*

    • @wateryourplants5771
      @wateryourplants5771 5 лет назад +337

      Joseph actually KNEW Kira would happen and planned ahead by impregnating a woman in morioh to counter Kira.

    • @GetterBane
      @GetterBane 5 лет назад +181

      @@wateryourplants5771 The absolute madlad he is I can see that actually being canon in the original timeline

    • @tixelch
      @tixelch 5 лет назад +18

      @@cidoet3360
      *DORARARARA!*

    • @ddorgo
      @ddorgo 5 лет назад +3

      @@cidoet3360 do do do do do dora

  • @Yunnnnnnn1229
    @Yunnnnnnn1229 3 года назад +7429

    The truth is the cast forget their lines so joseph is helping them and they just made it look like his ability

  • @confusedjay717
    @confusedjay717 5 лет назад +2168

    Araki:
    Joseph, how many times do i have to tell you not to look at the anime's script?

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 5 лет назад +134

      How many dogs have you killed in your career?

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 лет назад +74

      Araki: what's a dog?

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 лет назад +91

      @@paperluigi6132 Araki: I don't know, how many crumbs of bread have you eaten in your life?

    • @peacefuldestroyer2135
      @peacefuldestroyer2135 5 лет назад +9

      Suckerman7 GM crumbs of bread? Not the line

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 лет назад +16

      @@peacefuldestroyer2135 You got Brando'd by Dio Brando!

  • @thefoxsaysno9951
    @thefoxsaysno9951 3 года назад +1704

    Joseph after Suzi Q finds out about Josuke
    "You're next line is.. We're getting a divorce!"

    • @hypercommand8778
      @hypercommand8778 3 года назад +220

      Suzi Q: We're getting a divorce!!!
      (Gasp)

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 3 года назад +20

      @@hypercommand8778 and she still did it anyways like a person with pig rank

    • @Shrek_Iguess
      @Shrek_Iguess 3 года назад +60

      @@hypercommand8778 and then remarried.

    • @Yanj1bo1
      @Yanj1bo1 2 года назад +96

      Suzi Q:your next line is "Nigerundayo"
      Joseph:Nigerundayo!

    • @HarshitSharma-vx1ne
      @HarshitSharma-vx1ne 2 года назад +34

      @@Yanj1bo1 Joseph: (gasp)

  • @ayitsalex2893
    @ayitsalex2893 4 года назад +2400

    Man I miss young Joseph, I wish we could have seen more of him, his character was so interesting and so well put together in battle tendency, he had that overconfidence that always did him good somehow, and that's what I liked about him

    • @salsamancer
      @salsamancer 4 года назад +190

      I like grandpa Joseph too (part 3), but I could have done without seeing feeble Joseph in part 4. That was really sad.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 года назад +40

      I've always seen Joseph as What if Jonathan can be goofy and I'm always imagining if Jonathan get older, he would've looked like Part 3 Joseph

    • @yukiru0566
      @yukiru0566 4 года назад +54

      Reminder : we can get this jojo too in part 3 if Joseph was against Alessi instead of Polnareff and Jotaro

    • @motivationalpizzaman9718
      @motivationalpizzaman9718 4 года назад +5

      @dippity dots NAAAANI SONODA BIYCH

    • @internetloser5606
      @internetloser5606 4 года назад +26

      I wish his character was still like that even in stardust crusaders

  • @NingenZeroKeikaku
    @NingenZeroKeikaku 4 года назад +2929

    Joseph vs Joseph
    Your next line is! “Your next line is!”

    • @justanothercommentercarryo8367
      @justanothercommentercarryo8367 4 года назад +403

      This starts an endless cycle of predicting the next line, until eventually, Joseph and Joseph both stop thinking.

    • @jakeken8110
      @jakeken8110 4 года назад +77

      He knows too much, we must capture immediately

    • @Xidphel
      @Xidphel 4 года назад +145

      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”

    • @rabburtt1841
      @rabburtt1841 4 года назад +70

      @@justanothercommentercarryo8367 This is requiem

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 4 года назад +34

      All you've done is created the Joseph equivalent of "Wha-"

  • @ganbuno
    @ganbuno 2 года назад +1278

    I love Joseph Joestar from all the Joestars. No overrated power, no cool acts. Just full of trickery, confidence and sense of humor.

    • @jerry5876
      @jerry5876 2 года назад +62

      80% plot armor, unless he practiced those tricks, it's hard to pull it off 1st time

    • @mundano2479
      @mundano2479 Год назад +164

      @@jerry5876 Every jojo has plot armor as his main power haha

    • @milkymace9502
      @milkymace9502 Год назад +52

      The whole point of jojos winning is their asspull power and godly luck

    • @scaramouche2618
      @scaramouche2618 Год назад +4

      And lucky bastard tbh lol

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts Год назад +25

      @@mundano2479 except Jonathan

  • @oijosuke9879
    @oijosuke9879 5 лет назад +2587

    Joseph then: Next you'll say...
    Joseph now: HOOOMAIGAAAAAAD

    • @kirby3781
      @kirby3781 5 лет назад +89

      Feel sad about Joseph is not clever then before... QQ

    • @josecarlosmartinezrodrigue1451
      @josecarlosmartinezrodrigue1451 4 года назад +157

      @@kirby3781 every Jojo is getting nerfed after his history... If they survive...

    • @JAYREMYhlgs
      @JAYREMYhlgs 4 года назад +118

      Might be an unpopular opinion but I thought Jospeh sucked after BT. He was cool back in that part and after he became old he just felt a little dull to me. I mean “homaigahd” is funny and all, as Joseph is meant to be a funny character, but what made Joseph truly stand out was his brains. In the parts to come he just feels completely helpless when it comes to stuff like that. I mean I only watch the show and I’m only halfway through part 4 as of now so... that’s all I can base my claims off of

    • @chinesefood7350
      @chinesefood7350 4 года назад +74

      @@JAYREMYhlgs I agree, they nerfed him so hard and he wasn't remotely close to how smart he was in battle tendency

    • @BabuBabu-ip6oh
      @BabuBabu-ip6oh 4 года назад +46

      Hermit Purple had so much potential, considering it could map out and pinpoint specific objects in a city, as seen with that growth stand when he used it to find a tar barrel.

  • @HarshRajAlwaysfree
    @HarshRajAlwaysfree 5 лет назад +10157

    Joseph Joestar was so OP with is unmatched Superior IQ and Gifted abilities
    That they had to nerf him down for startdust crusade

    • @tylerrunyan1428
      @tylerrunyan1428 5 лет назад +223

      Harsh Raj Always free the brain ages 2

    • @jayveeruzforce905
      @jayveeruzforce905 5 лет назад +782

      @@tylerrunyan1428
      But he became a Moron!! That's too much of a change. So its just straight-out nerfing.

    • @Johten
      @Johten 5 лет назад +578

      Jay Veeru Z force in part 3 no Joseph was still just as intelligent then again, All Jojo get nerfed the next part.

    • @jayveeruzforce905
      @jayveeruzforce905 5 лет назад +335

      @@Johten
      I stopped seeing Part-3, But seeing peoples comments and clips, Joseph ain't anywhere as witty and intellectual as back then.
      He damn got killed by a KNIFE!!! Which he could've bounced off by Hardening his skin, tanked it, etc, But he just straight-out died.
      Only to be revived by Jotaro.

    • @thewildtigre3339
      @thewildtigre3339 5 лет назад +608

      @@jayveeruzforce905 he got killed by a knife that was trown by a vampire whit supermatural strenght that it almost equal to a stand while time was stopped.

  • @dimetrodon2250
    @dimetrodon2250 4 года назад +7483

    Your next line is, “happy 100th birthday, Joseph”

    • @katjavalentina
      @katjavalentina 4 года назад +176

      holy shit thanks for reminding me

    • @Cremiru
      @Cremiru 4 года назад +573

      Happy 100th Birthday, Joseph.
      *NANI?*

    • @sjsjdmjwjwjakp1884
      @sjsjdmjwjwjakp1884 4 года назад +75

      He stills alive

    • @xdarkielflyxnight3679
      @xdarkielflyxnight3679 4 года назад +44

      No part 6 everyone dies expect the part 6 people even jotaro dies

    • @ayaanarshad869
      @ayaanarshad869 4 года назад +24

      Virgotaku joesph was born in September 1920

  • @oops3798
    @oops3798 4 года назад +4383

    When the other actors keep forgetting to read the script:

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 4 года назад +148

      Your next line is why did you comment this

    • @dantelawrence4676
      @dantelawrence4676 4 года назад +170

      Why did you com- NANI!?

    • @roofs817
      @roofs817 4 года назад +58

      Your next line is: this makes sense

    • @roofs817
      @roofs817 4 года назад +6

      yahvko Tell me why

    • @EZDENT00
      @EZDENT00 4 года назад +7

      @@roofs817 korega requiem da

  • @MrSuvvri
    @MrSuvvri 8 лет назад +7948

    young joseph: your next line is "OOOOOH NOOOOO!!"
    old joseph: OOOOOOOH NOOOO!! OOOOH MY GOOOOOD

    • @jaredsamples6969
      @jaredsamples6969 8 лет назад +854

      SANADA BEEITCH!!

    • @SovietJazzLord
      @SovietJazzLord 8 лет назад +372

      NANI !?

    • @yakubdascientist53
      @yakubdascientist53 8 лет назад +599

      HORY SHETTT

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal 8 лет назад +465

      "OH NO!"
      "And then, after that, you're gonna say 'OH MY GOD!'"
      "OH MY GOD!"
      "And even after that, you're next line is gonna be 'HOLY SHIT!'"
      "HOLY SHIT!"

    • @scoutkirby144
      @scoutkirby144 8 лет назад +334

      "And after that, you're gonna say 'SON OF A BITCH!'"
      "SON OF A BITCH!"

  • @stevepensando2593
    @stevepensando2593 4 года назад +2573

    Me: Your next line is "you have 3:50 minutes to live"
    Doctor: You have 3:50 minutes to... NANI???

  • @alexchen2850
    @alexchen2850 3 года назад +855

    To be honest, out of all the jojo’s, Joseph is the most hilarious one XD

  • @_gamepatcher_3177
    @_gamepatcher_3177 5 лет назад +5611

    Now you're going to say next:
    "Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo"

    • @abrahamtusan3373
      @abrahamtusan3373 5 лет назад +873

      Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo
      *gasp* how did you...

    • @wolfkiller3298
      @wolfkiller3298 5 лет назад +372

      Brrrraka monoga i was gonna say joseph is the bes-...
      NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • @soupgaming5948
      @soupgaming5948 5 лет назад +165

      Joseph Joestar is the best JoJo! Wait a minnute...

    • @ignispurgatio7400
      @ignispurgatio7400 5 лет назад +117

      Joseph joestar is the best jo-
      NANI???!!!!!

    • @genevieveteo6913
      @genevieveteo6913 5 лет назад +68

      Joseph joestar is the best jojo!-NANI!

  • @FearsomeVoid
    @FearsomeVoid 8 лет назад +4343

    At his peak he was the best JoJo

    • @TheBrutalSoap
      @TheBrutalSoap 8 лет назад +796

      Still best JoJo, just not the strongest.

    • @FearsomeVoid
      @FearsomeVoid 8 лет назад +173

      ***** He is my favorite actually, but Joseph was something else

    • @godisdead4416
      @godisdead4416 8 лет назад +288

      +Claudio S. Franco In terms of Hamon, he was absolutely the strongest user.

    • @TheBrutalSoap
      @TheBrutalSoap 8 лет назад +214

      Commissioner Cabbage Yeah but hamon becomes irrelevant after Battle Tendency.

    • @mrzlapter
      @mrzlapter 8 лет назад +642

      What? Joseph is one of the weakest hamon users but he compensates by being a fucking genius. The strongest hamon user is Jonathan.

  • @sketchydude8431
    @sketchydude8431 5 лет назад +1537

    Kars: This is it, JoJo!
    Joseph: *I'm going to do what's known as a pro gamer move.*

    • @rhiana6905
      @rhiana6905 4 года назад +1

      kars about to take the m a j o r L

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 4 года назад +1

      @He mustve felt proud I mean if PewDiePie is a pro gamer and he's doing a pro gamer move...

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 Год назад +188

    I love that every one of these villains HEARS Joseph say their next line, then says it anyways and gets shocked. Don’t even change a word or two just to make him TECHNICALLY wrong.

    • @TheTakato122
      @TheTakato122 Год назад +58

      Because in the manga, they're actually saying it at the exact same time that he does.

    • @BayesianBeing
      @BayesianBeing Год назад +15

      ​@@TheTakato122i actually like it more this way lol

    • @Demonically_Inspired
      @Demonically_Inspired Год назад +18

      You could argue that joseph always says it in a moment where they are either really anxious or caught up in their victory so they just subconsciously parrot what he says

    • @Lambent_Omega
      @Lambent_Omega Год назад +30

      At 0:26 is how it's actually supposed to play out. It's the only moment they get it right. He's saying it at the exact same time as them, which is more impressive than simply guessing their next line, and way more impressive for bystanders who see that he guesses even *how* they say their next line.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 6 месяцев назад +1

      Something really hilarious is that the videogames follow the anime rather than the manga and like, some of the quotes are really dang long. The trick shouldn't work with those because the opponent has enough time to adjust and not subcontiously play along, but it still does somehow.

  • @dalis8247
    @dalis8247 4 года назад +1176

    Imagine Rohan uses his stand to read Joseph and he saw a line says"Your next line will be This will be a good manga material"

    • @winderwind783
      @winderwind783 4 года назад +132

      GOD THAT MUST BE CANON LOL

    • @jayseph9698
      @jayseph9698 4 года назад +90

      Winder Wind and then diavolo dies for some reason

    • @winderwind783
      @winderwind783 4 года назад +5

      @@jayseph9698 what

    • @jayseph9698
      @jayseph9698 4 года назад +64

      @@winderwind783 as long as he dies, its automatically canon

    • @winderwind783
      @winderwind783 4 года назад +5

      @@jayseph9698 yes

  • @thedarkcity4084
    @thedarkcity4084 4 года назад +1539

    ACDC: *predicts Joseph's next line*
    Joseph: wait that's illegal

    • @Glados1080
      @Glados1080 4 года назад +23

      Its esidisi

    • @thedarkcity4084
      @thedarkcity4084 4 года назад +40

      @@Glados1080 it can be either

    • @musashi-avi284
      @musashi-avi284 4 года назад +36

      @@Glados1080 bro. Theres a stand called red hot chilli peppers. Get the hint already.

    • @jessmute9945
      @jessmute9945 4 года назад +2

      @@Glados1080 I hate it when some people just don't get the joke.

    • @shotpister1002
      @shotpister1002 4 года назад +1

      @@thedarkcity4084 I mean copyright....

  • @SonyaKano
    @SonyaKano 5 лет назад +4587

    Your next line is: I know about the affair and I want a divorce.
    Suzi Q: -.-
    Joseph: WAIT...!

  • @cheesebiscuitanimations
    @cheesebiscuitanimations 3 года назад +218

    3:36 “I plan everything!”
    *So Josuke was planned right?*

    • @jotarokujo9984
      @jotarokujo9984 2 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @Balls242
      @Balls242 2 года назад +52

      I mean without josuke morioh would have a higher crime rate

    • @islam.peachfull
      @islam.peachfull 2 года назад +5

      Damnnnnnn

    • @whimsicalchronicles8798
      @whimsicalchronicles8798 4 месяца назад

      @@Balls242 until a gang decided to mess with yoshikage kira then they all end up getting killed

  • @TheCraftedMine
    @TheCraftedMine 5 лет назад +45995

    he us able to do this because he reads the manga left to right

  • @derweltenbauer269
    @derweltenbauer269 4 года назад +1380

    Pillar Men: [exist]
    Joseph: "In case you hadn't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap."

    • @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx
      @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx 4 года назад +44

      You’ve basically summed up all of Part 2

    • @crisisasp5396
      @crisisasp5396 4 года назад +16

      they activated his trap card

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 4 года назад +2

      Esidisi: *Right back at ya buckaroo!*

    • @Keisezrgs
      @Keisezrgs 4 года назад +2

      Brenton Taylor Joseph: *You may have outsmarted me, but I've outsmarted your outsmarting!*

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 4 года назад +4

      @@goldenhydreigon4727 You fell into my trap by making you think I fell into yours after you made me think you fell into my initial trap.

  • @amaral-naema7581
    @amaral-naema7581 5 лет назад +2326

    i miss young joseph and hamon and these openings i just miss them ;(

    • @amaral-naema7581
      @amaral-naema7581 5 лет назад +22

      @Alex TLion agreed

    • @Anim0sityy
      @Anim0sityy 5 лет назад +275

      If only Araki had Joseph fight Alessi instead of Polnareff so he could've temporarily became 19 again...

    • @thecodeofvigilance1624
      @thecodeofvigilance1624 5 лет назад +33

      Honestly. Stands is just gay.

    • @amineelarif7001
      @amineelarif7001 5 лет назад +2

      @@amaral-naema7581 i see a yasuo main

    • @eijiyuyama7428
      @eijiyuyama7428 5 лет назад +4

      Just watch part 2 again

  • @Christian-gp4ld
    @Christian-gp4ld 3 года назад +193

    He mastered the first step of combat psychology.

  • @FunLobsterFacts
    @FunLobsterFacts 4 года назад +1676

    Not gonna lie, Whammu is a pretty chill guy.

  • @lelouchvibritannia8327
    @lelouchvibritannia8327 4 года назад +5614

    Jonathan: The gentleman;
    Joseph: The Chad;
    Jotaro: The Badass;
    Josuke: The student;
    Giorno: *The piano*

    • @the_og_alpha
      @the_og_alpha 4 года назад +358

      Jolyne: The shoehorned Girl Power
      Jhonny: The Jockey
      Jo2uke: The 4 Balls

    • @ligth3977
      @ligth3977 4 года назад +141

      You thought It was JoJo,
      Kono GioGio Da

    • @dad_bot_3924
      @dad_bot_3924 4 года назад +29

      Fuck all of you

    • @lukefloor
      @lukefloor 4 года назад +66

      @@the_og_alpha johnny: the crippled

    • @tarpulin8179
      @tarpulin8179 4 года назад +23

      giorno should have been the musician

  • @cheesemouse2023
    @cheesemouse2023 4 года назад +1134

    Joseph: * *watching RUclips* *
    RUclipsr: Here’s a word from our sponsor
    Joseph: *your next line is “Raid Shadow Legends”*

  • @NimbusDeluxe90125
    @NimbusDeluxe90125 3 года назад +217

    Joseph’s mind is able to calculate the situation faster than most computers.

  • @first2155
    @first2155 4 года назад +4125

    If Old Joseph could stop time: “DIO, you’re next line is “The World, stop time!”
    DIO: The World, stop time!-
    Joseph: Hamon Overdrive!

    • @Pepeperez357
      @Pepeperez357 4 года назад +182

      ZA WAAARUDO, TOKI WO TOMA- huh?

    • @Голден-Голдаоуноукринге
      @Голден-Голдаоуноукринге 3 года назад +103

      @@Pepeperez357 your next line is: "this is not help to you! The world! Time, stop!"

    • @damayanthyab8483
      @damayanthyab8483 3 года назад +13

      If only...

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 3 года назад +28

      @@Голден-Голдаоуноукринге this is not help to you ! The world ! Time sto- STOP IT

    • @cj5483
      @cj5483 3 года назад +11

      Za warudo tokiyo TOMA- NANIIII !!!

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 4 года назад +1243

    Lisa Lisa: JoJo.... I have something to tell you
    Joseph: Your next line is: I am actually your mother- WAIT *WHAT?!*

    • @SinPandoaa
      @SinPandoaa 4 года назад +48

      Well, Kermit Purple introduced himself.

    • @Keisezrgs
      @Keisezrgs 4 года назад +18

      Accelerator Sad5 Kermit Purple lmao

    • @Yanik2002
      @Yanik2002 4 года назад +6

      Conn Toons HOLY SHITO

    • @thommy_0075
      @thommy_0075 4 года назад +5

      *NIIIIICE*

    • @cj_ridz1515
      @cj_ridz1515 4 года назад +8

      OH MY GAAAAD!

  • @harley-wp6xt
    @harley-wp6xt 9 лет назад +1085

    it's the gasps that get me every time.

    • @josearmando9933
      @josearmando9933 8 лет назад +86

      yeah haha and i love how it sometimes zooms when they gasp

    • @harley-wp6xt
      @harley-wp6xt 8 лет назад +118

      Jose Armando Best part is that it didn't get old.

    • @Drizzekh
      @Drizzekh 8 лет назад +7

      +kool'thuzad It's probably my second most viewed video with Joseph, right after grenade trick

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 8 лет назад +9

      Just like Caeser

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 7 лет назад +6

      yung venuz
      No, it didn't. It was good _every_ time

  • @GayLPer
    @GayLPer 3 года назад +5141

    An idea I remember hearing from some of the more old-school JoJo fans is that, since Joseph is British, he would read comics from left to right, but manga is, naturally, written right to left.
    So in the manga, he's actually reading what his opponent says before they actually say it, and that's why he's able to do this trick.

    • @ProfessorWeird
      @ProfessorWeird 2 года назад +414

      Brilliant

    • @rainfyre2694
      @rainfyre2694 2 года назад +412

      OH MY GOD

    • @BigBossPW1974
      @BigBossPW1974 2 года назад +478

      HOOOORRRY SHIIEEEEETTT

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 2 года назад +82

      I mean... he'd have to be reading the whole thing and also technically anyone should be able to do it if they have the manga lol. So it doesn't make much sense.

    • @shady5595
      @shady5595 2 года назад +142

      @@buddermonger2000 It's almost like you didn't actually read the comment

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 2 года назад +112

    I always loved that trick. The idea that he outsmarted them at every point, them realizing too late that he had, was always a nice flourish to his fights.
    That and lying to Car at the end always made me laugh. :P

  • @ElasticHat
    @ElasticHat 5 лет назад +11725

    I image Joseph facing Diavalo would be like this
    Joseph: Your next line is...
    *Diavolo erases 10 seconds of time*
    Joseph/Diavolo: All that remains in this world are the results.
    Diavolo: Wha-
    Joseph: I knew you'd erases time so I waited ten seconds to say my next line.
    *Clackers smashes into Diavolo's face

    • @Hangman-yq5uh
      @Hangman-yq5uh 5 лет назад +1592

      He would do that, honestly.

    • @fsdhuy
      @fsdhuy 5 лет назад +172

      Keep it at 69 likes

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 4 года назад +878

      Joseph's real stand power is the power of bullshit writing

    • @justanenglishcommentpassin644
      @justanenglishcommentpassin644 4 года назад +381

      Part 2 Joseph would even destroy Made in Heaven and Love Train

    • @nou6723
      @nou6723 4 года назад +23

      Fsdhuy The Superiour no it’s at 666

  • @Star_Mans_Legacy
    @Star_Mans_Legacy 4 года назад +5234

    Jonathan: Good ass
    Joseph: Smart ass
    Jotaro: Bad ass
    Josuke: Angry Ass
    Giorno: The one who always gets hurt.

    • @sanuiii
      @sanuiii 3 года назад +685

      Okayasu: Dumbass

    • @palah1686
      @palah1686 3 года назад +436

      Dio: Deadass

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 года назад +154

      Koichi: Usel-ass

    • @sanuiii
      @sanuiii 3 года назад +90

      @@Hemet1725 Hemet 1725 After Jotaro meets him: Deadass

    • @TorradaOficial
      @TorradaOficial 3 года назад +86

      Giorno:piano ass

  • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
    @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 5 лет назад +8279

    Your next line will be...
    *SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE*

  • @mr.cobalt1668
    @mr.cobalt1668 3 года назад +50

    I remember someone once joked that the reason Joseph can predict enemy lines is because he's American and thus perceiving the events depicted in the pages of his manga in the wrong order.

  • @denkikaminari9255
    @denkikaminari9255 4 года назад +2905

    Your next line is:'Joseph is the best JoJo ever."

    • @mbtinerd8531
      @mbtinerd8531 4 года назад +422

      Joseph is the best Jojo ever
      N-NANI??

    • @lesscringeymapperdude
      @lesscringeymapperdude 4 года назад +282

      Joseph is the best JoJo ever
      B-BAKANA

    • @matheusm.5365
      @matheusm.5365 4 года назад +220

      Joseph is the best JoJo ever.
      Kisama!!!

    • @GelecekOyuncu
      @GelecekOyuncu 4 года назад +187

      Joseph is the best JoJo ever.
      Masaka!

    • @grazielamink
      @grazielamink 4 года назад +129

      Joseph is the best JoJo ever.
      N-NANI??!!?!

  • @haruokumura8756
    @haruokumura8756 5 лет назад +3373

    Your next line is...
    "Hey, You forgot one from stardust crusaders" Toyu!

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 лет назад +85

      you are late for the joke , this is from 4 years ago

    • @haruokumura8756
      @haruokumura8756 5 лет назад +58

      @@mihaiioc.3809 I know i'm late for the joke..

    • @sabe1045
      @sabe1045 5 лет назад +88

      ZA WAste

    • @spencerabdo5144
      @spencerabdo5144 5 лет назад +189

      Hey, You forgot one from Stardust Crusaders! Nani?!

    • @chaossonicadv6922
      @chaossonicadv6922 5 лет назад +23

      Fool, You are 100 years Late

  • @viralvegetable2411
    @viralvegetable2411 4 года назад +1552

    fun fact: Araki conformed that Joseph could see the slight future because of an early version of Hermit Purple in an interview

    • @AppleJuice88
      @AppleJuice88 4 года назад +130

      *W h a t*

    • @515Matteo
      @515Matteo 4 года назад +232

      It makes sense though
      Tompetty could see into the future with his hamon

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 4 года назад +253

      If it's the same one I'm thinking of, he didn't directly say that, but he essentially did by commenting that if the Part 3 crew came around in Part 2 somehow, they'd see Hermit Purple already wrapped around him, implying that his precognition of the words of others was in fact a subconscious usage of Hermit Purple. It also sorta implies that his whole "somehow killing Kars via literal Deus Ex Machina" was actually a desperate attempt by Hermit Purple to scrounge up some method to win, even if it was near zero odds of working.

    • @madhavilanka7787
      @madhavilanka7787 4 года назад +159

      Joseph to Diavolo: So it's the same type of stand as Hermit Purple

    • @NoName0469
      @NoName0469 4 года назад +60

      I mean jotaro was a punchy boi then when he got his stand he became even more punchy boi. Makes since to me

  • @TheWonder_OfU
    @TheWonder_OfU 3 года назад +40

    The Old Joseph one against Empress was probably my favorite mostly because I hadn’t heard it for an entire part until that. I got so hype.

  • @andreizarpelon9982
    @andreizarpelon9982 4 года назад +3215

    Man, Joseph and old Joseph are such different characters, they almost feel like different people

    • @IndyJacksonTT
      @IndyJacksonTT 4 года назад +285

      He matured

    • @Marasma
      @Marasma 4 года назад +714

      yeah, teen Joseph was like: i am the coolest guy on Earth just killed 4 superhuman muscular ancient men
      Old Joseph was like: i forgot to do the nigerundayo and say the next line of people but i learned OH NOOOOO and got a purple and spiky but somehow not perforating string, still not bad lookin

    • @devaraft
      @devaraft 3 года назад +360

      They nerf him real hard. I think he only does the "your next line is-" once in the series

    • @Smile-wd6rz
      @Smile-wd6rz 3 года назад +65

      Wheel of fortune should have killed Jotaro ( Or some other stand that isn't as stupid as a fucking car), then the crusaders would need to be very creative to beat Dio, like how most fights were in part 2. Joseph is still good though.

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 3 года назад +218

      It’s like a 40 year gap. You’re definitely going to be a different person

  • @FireballFlareblitz734
    @FireballFlareblitz734 5 лет назад +598

    “Of course it wasn’t, but if it pisses him off…” brilliant

    • @majoravideos4393
      @majoravideos4393 4 года назад +28

      Fireball Flareblitz the one time Joseph won by pure luck

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph 4 года назад +24

      MajoraVideos it was a total asspull-but dammit if Joseph wasn’t gonna roll with it anyway

    • @cutecommie
      @cutecommie 4 года назад +16

      Joseph is the dumbest JoJo and that's why I love him

    • @LoudPlateAndy
      @LoudPlateAndy 4 года назад +2

      Dio: *Gasp In The Freeze Time*

    • @-Genki
      @-Genki 4 года назад +10

      @@cutecommie I love him for his dumb demeanor while still being intellectual

  • @KanekiKen-gs8gy
    @KanekiKen-gs8gy 3 года назад +4640

    Your next line is: “I really miss hamon”

    • @jirehchoo2151
      @jirehchoo2151 3 года назад +360

      I really miss Hamon-
      ?!!

    • @Gamer-qw3ll
      @Gamer-qw3ll 3 года назад +205

      I really miss hamon *gasps*

    • @AparnaSChand
      @AparnaSChand 3 года назад +167

      I really miss hamon
      Ba bakana😳

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 3 года назад +48

      I really miss Hamon... what have you done, Kaneki-san?

    • @quailish2
      @quailish2 3 года назад +10

      no

  • @haydes1285
    @haydes1285 Год назад +27

    Joseph is so nice, helping remind the rest of the cast their lines

  • @nathanrolle7931
    @nathanrolle7931 5 лет назад +2111

    *shinjitsu ni totasu suru koto wa keshitte nai*

  • @PupBruh
    @PupBruh 5 лет назад +7488

    The end of Battle Tendency should’ve had Joesph say: “And next you’ll say, The End!” Narrator: “The End!” *gasp* Honestly that would’ve been great.

    • @sushisweet252
      @sushisweet252 5 лет назад +485

      PuppetGames it’s sad that I’ve only seen them break the 4th wall only once

    • @SulemanAsghargoion
      @SulemanAsghargoion 5 лет назад +386

      But then DIO pops up and say, "Oh! you were expecting that JoJo is going to end but I am back!"

    • @syed2444
      @syed2444 5 лет назад +18

      @@sushisweet252 when is that?

    • @1playingcasual1
      @1playingcasual1 5 лет назад +362

      @@syed2444 I think he's referring to the part where Jojo was about to peek on either Lisa Lisa or the maid lady (I cant remember) and he looked at the audience saying, "Niiiice"

    • @Sun-cg6lv
      @Sun-cg6lv 5 лет назад +264

      @@1playingcasual1 in part 3,wheel of Fortune they also break the fourth wall "Part 3 is over"
      JoJo: "And who'd replace me? Jotaro Kujo"

  • @raidenfromthehitseriesmeta5730
    @raidenfromthehitseriesmeta5730 3 года назад +4677

    Ok ok, jokes aside, hearing Sono Chi No Sadame in the final battle of Battle Tendency made me cry when I watched it.

    • @bruv7521
      @bruv7521 3 года назад +177

      Imagine End of The World playing when *spoilers* Pucci reset the universe

    • @bruv7521
      @bruv7521 3 года назад +27

      Imagine End of The World playing when *spoilers* Pucci reset the universe

    • @bruv7521
      @bruv7521 3 года назад +16

      Imagine End of The World playing when *spoilers* Pucci reset the universe

    • @bruv7521
      @bruv7521 3 года назад +13

      Imagine End of The World playing when *spoilers* Pucci reset the universe

    • @Nonikt
      @Nonikt 3 года назад +8

      Huh?

  • @christian.xavier.villagran
    @christian.xavier.villagran 3 года назад +58

    2:40 He just couldn’t help himself 😂

  • @JamerG
    @JamerG 4 года назад +1984

    Johnathan: _The Gentlemen_
    Joseph: _The Trickster_
    Jotaro: _The Badass_
    Josuke: _The Student_
    Giorno: *he has a dream or something i don’t fucking know*

    • @daviscoffey1347
      @daviscoffey1347 3 года назад +53

      Sadly accurate

    • @someNBAguy
      @someNBAguy 3 года назад +34

      No it’s giorno: is the single most op character in jjba

    • @strangepoison830official2
      @strangepoison830official2 3 года назад +16

      @@someNBAguy yet

    • @mariog289
      @mariog289 3 года назад +32

      Giorno Giovanna has a dream, I feel like it's the only one that has a goal for himself and not for others or just to save the world

    • @someNBAguy
      @someNBAguy 3 года назад +4

      @@strangepoison830official2 I read the manga ta4 and wou don’t compare

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima 3 года назад +6643

    Sadao Kujo: *Kneels before Holly*
    Holly: "Your next line is: will you marry me, Holly?"
    Sadao Kujo: "Will you marry me, Ho...? NANI!?"

    • @Janepringles
      @Janepringles 3 года назад +778

      This is now my headcanon for how they got married

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 3 года назад +514

      "You were expecting Holly, but it was I, Jojo!"

    • @111games.
      @111games. 3 года назад +322

      Joestar bloodline official technics:
      Nigerundayo~
      Your next line will be...

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 3 года назад +116

      HoJo's Bizzare Adventure

    • @Manly-Tears
      @Manly-Tears 3 года назад +109

      @@111games. "HORRii SHitttTTTt! Holly just walked away with a Japanese guy to get married!!"
      "The circle is now complete. I was but your daughter. But now, I am a true JoJo like you!"

  • @reptilianochileno2335
    @reptilianochileno2335 5 лет назад +999

    Young Joseph:your next line is"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
    DIO:WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ¡huh!

    • @notshane792
      @notshane792 5 лет назад +40

      Was that a reference to one of the fighting games of Jojo?

    • @reptilianochileno2335
      @reptilianochileno2335 5 лет назад +40

      @@notshane792 yes yes yes yes YES

    • @ThatsNotMatt
      @ThatsNotMatt 5 лет назад +31

      "Yes yes yes oh my god."

    • @confusedjay717
      @confusedjay717 5 лет назад +5

      isnt that from eyes of heaven?

    • @notshane792
      @notshane792 5 лет назад +1

      @@confusedjay717 All Star Battle, I believe

  • @Hanaziro727
    @Hanaziro727 2 года назад +172

    The fact that Esidisi predicted his next line WITHOUT Hermit Purple is completely unexplained, but badass anyway.

    • @VerdugoMoment
      @VerdugoMoment Год назад +10

      I mean joeseph doesn't have hermit purple here so idk what you are talking about.

    • @Hanaziro727
      @Hanaziro727 Год назад +17

      @@VerdugoMoment It was already hinted at by the opening that hermit purple was developed at this time, you can go watch an analysis of the opening

    • @VerdugoMoment
      @VerdugoMoment Год назад +5

      @@Hanaziro727 you mean the opening that came out after the part 3 manga lol. Theirs zero evidence he has it in part 2.

    • @massimilianoreali4398
      @massimilianoreali4398 Год назад +9

      ​@@VerdugoMoment also araki has confirmed that this is true

    • @FateDarkess
      @FateDarkess Год назад +9

      @@VerdugoMoment Araki the mangaka confirmed he has hermit purple in part 2

  • @mctgamer3096
    @mctgamer3096 4 года назад +2590

    Joseph: My next line is "Your next line is-"
    Joseph: Your next line is- *N O N I*

  • @teawrecks1243
    @teawrecks1243 5 лет назад +916

    There should have been at least one moment in Stardust Crusaders where Old Joseph is like "Your next line is 'Good grief, old man'" and Jotaro goes "Good grief, old man--HUH?"

    • @fight_and_die1573
      @fight_and_die1573 5 лет назад +142

      tea wrecks
      ‘Yare yare daze- NANI?!’

    • @skyfire299
      @skyfire299 5 лет назад +30

      @@fight_and_die1573 actually it's yare yare daze jiji...NANI

    • @ihaveaproblem4270
      @ihaveaproblem4270 5 лет назад +13

      @@skyfire299 AcTuAlLy iTs yArE yArE dAzE jIJi *gAsP*

    • @ElijahRhyne
      @ElijahRhyne 5 лет назад +4

      Yesu yesu yesu awh muh gawd

    • @rikachan5394
      @rikachan5394 5 лет назад +1

      THAT WOULD BE GREAT

  • @DuskChill
    @DuskChill 9 лет назад +3000

    Young Joseph: You're next line will be "Oh no!"
    Old Joseph: Like hell I would fall for my own trick!
    Young Joseph: Oh no! ...huh!?

    • @ThatEpicLeo
      @ThatEpicLeo 9 лет назад +220

      Ahhhh I see what you did there

    • @bulaluigi
      @bulaluigi 9 лет назад +97

      +Zamochy this should have been in ASB

    • @jasonmccool
      @jasonmccool 9 лет назад +66

      How does Joseph predict what people are gonna say next anyway?

    • @bioticnuetrondraco355
      @bioticnuetrondraco355 9 лет назад +150

      +awskidowidieya
      Hermit Purple
      (I'm guessing he's just clever enough to guess what other people will do depending on their habits)

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 8 лет назад +65

      +Biotic Nuetron Draco your second one would be right. Stands weren't even a thing when he was young (at least he didn't achieve enough power to manifest one until well into maturity).

  • @decrizor4900
    @decrizor4900 3 года назад +221

    Jonathon: Challenge them to a gentleman duel
    Joseph: Plan out every tactic and haha hamon trap go brr
    Jotaro: Beat the hell out of them if they piss you off.
    Josuke: Accept fate and deal with it unless they badmouth your hair
    Giorno: tell them you have a dream.

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @elaina2047
      @elaina2047 3 года назад +7

      Giorno: You will never reach the truth

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 3 года назад +1

      And the other 3?

    • @rapraptan8084
      @rapraptan8084 2 года назад +13

      @@frank8917 Jolyne: Also beat the shit out of them
      Johnny: "Jesus told me"
      I havent finished part 8 so i dont know who gappy is that much

    • @lubu682
      @lubu682 2 года назад

      @@rapraptan8084 johnny: _guess I'll commit suicide_
      _arigato... gyro_

  • @shalashashka3086
    @shalashashka3086 3 года назад +785

    Joseph: your next line is-
    Esidisi: I’m about to ruin this mans whole career

    • @Eastwoodhood
      @Eastwoodhood 3 года назад +87

      Joseph: You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting

    • @jirehchoo2151
      @jirehchoo2151 3 года назад +16

      I'm about to ruin this man's whole career-
      ?!!!

    • @stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s
      @stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s 2 года назад +6

      Because it's the same type of stand

    • @yes_and_so_what
      @yes_and_so_what 9 месяцев назад

      @@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Joseph: so it’s the same type of stand as hermit purple

  • @Fodimin
    @Fodimin 8 лет назад +3127

    And your next line is... "And your next line is..."

    • @Shadowfan1001
      @Shadowfan1001 8 лет назад +424

      And your next line is.... W-What!

    • @SirKrigeon
      @SirKrigeon 8 лет назад +198

      +MLG_Sloth W-What?!
      HUH?!

    • @alvonellos23345
      @alvonellos23345 8 лет назад +5

      +The Insane Man what you going to say next is "Oh my god!!! It's John cena!!!!!" Right?

    • @Angel-ee2bc
      @Angel-ee2bc 8 лет назад +70

      And your next line is...
      NANI?!?!?!

    • @44tharia46
      @44tharia46 7 лет назад +50

      spook NANI?!?!?!
      NANI?!?!?!

  • @randomd00d19
    @randomd00d19 8 лет назад +3504

    If Joseph was given a more powerful stand, his ability as a combatant would have been GOD-TIER. They actually had to nerf him with old age and a week stand in stardust crusaders.

    • @marioalmanza32
      @marioalmanza32 8 лет назад +1198

      Man, imagine young Joseph vs DIO
      "Your next line is ZA WARUDO!"
      "ZA WARUDO- NANI?!?!"

    • @leviponce7730
      @leviponce7730 8 лет назад +553

      his stand was pretty freaking amazing and he almost killed dio with it by wrapping it around himself

    • @Zikari8
      @Zikari8 8 лет назад +571

      And DIO is so shocked by Joseph's awesomeness that he takes 5 seconds to recover, effectively nullifying his ability.

    • @Kaozorier
      @Kaozorier 8 лет назад +395

      Honestly his stand as is was cool, and so was the way he used it. Works well to have a medium range stand like that with hamon, given the applications.

    • @randomd00d19
      @randomd00d19 8 лет назад +257

      I also forgot that ripple/hamon does have offensive applications to normal humans. If you watch the first episode of part 2 you see that young joseph used a death touch on a plane hijacker. I would like to see an alternate timeline were joseph had stand battles but was still clever.

  • @herrscheroflust
    @herrscheroflust 3 года назад +24

    Nothing can feel better than hearing the "your next line" when everything's about to mess up so badly.

  • @KDBerserk
    @KDBerserk 8 лет назад +1988

    Joseph is best Jojo hands down

    • @kavitator5083
      @kavitator5083 8 лет назад +161

      +Kenny Davila Your next line is: "Joseph is not only best Jojo hands down, but he's also the best man hands down!"

    • @hawk-eyemihawk257
      @hawk-eyemihawk257 8 лет назад +282

      +Kavitator Joseph is not only the best jojo hands down, but he's also the best man hands down!
      *GASP*

    • @kavitator5083
      @kavitator5083 8 лет назад +95

      ***** Hey, that's my joke, you moron!
      Nani?!

    • @higashikatadumbass6075
      @higashikatadumbass6075 8 лет назад +13

      +Kavitator And Now Your next line is "Fuck!. Stop Guessing All Im About To Say!"

    • @hijikatatoushirou7600
      @hijikatatoushirou7600 8 лет назад +4

      +Nindo Auz Nice try!

  • @MusicAInz
    @MusicAInz 10 лет назад +498

    Your next line is "Joseph Joestar was the best JoJo, hands down."

    • @XANXUSShiroyasha
      @XANXUSShiroyasha 10 лет назад +202

      Joseph Joestar was the best JoJo, hands down.
      Huh!?

    • @finaljoses
      @finaljoses 10 лет назад +56

      "Joseph Joestar was the best JoJo, hands down."
      NANI?!

    • @ElPINGAS9000
      @ElPINGAS9000 10 лет назад +21

      Josuke Higashikata was the best JoJo, hands down.
      chew

    • @craigjuan5744
      @craigjuan5744 10 лет назад +23

      Joseph Joestar was the best JoJo, hands down.
      What the?!

    • @DarlCron
      @DarlCron 7 лет назад +1

      Craig Juan Joseph Joestar was the best JoKo, obviously.
      Got ya!
      Your next line is: "How did I not predict what you were going to say?"

  • @gaspersb
    @gaspersb 8 лет назад +335

    "Yeah, that was a lie, but it really pisses him off, lol".
    I like that the last one is that.

  • @juvenalromero6306
    @juvenalromero6306 3 года назад +33

    Imagine Joseph in SC:
    Joseph: Your next line is... [The World]!
    DIO: THE WO... What!?
    Joseph: *Stops time*

  • @gnarlypancake2362
    @gnarlypancake2362 5 лет назад +906

    Joseph to Joseph:
    Next you’re going to say,
    “Oh *NOOOOOOO* “

    • @thatguywithquarters454
      @thatguywithquarters454 5 лет назад +10

      This other guy Likes some fandoms Oh NOOOOOOOO

    • @gnarlypancake2362
      @gnarlypancake2362 5 лет назад +24

      sun na da *BICH*

    • @zeno5891
      @zeno5891 5 лет назад +11

      This other guy Likes some fandoms OH NOOOO *gasp* HORY SHIT

    • @greenem6366
      @greenem6366 4 года назад +9

      This other guy Likes some fandoms “oh SHIT” or “HOLY SHIT”

    • @gnarlypancake2362
      @gnarlypancake2362 4 года назад +4

      No, it’s something like
      *HORY SHYIAT!!!*

  • @MrDarkAkuma
    @MrDarkAkuma 10 лет назад +652

    *Joseph and Kakyoin at Mc Donald's and Kakyoin orders a shake and puts the cherry in his mouth*
    Joseph: your next line is rero rero rero rero
    Kakyoin: Rero rero rero rero....huh?

    • @NOPOWER
      @NOPOWER 9 лет назад +46

      I loled a bit

    • @noctarem96
      @noctarem96 9 лет назад +65

      Jared Rhodes Nani?!

  • @hololiveshrimp5758
    @hololiveshrimp5758 3 года назад +9839

    Joseph: "Your next line is ~~~~~"
    Enemy: *Says the line
    Also the enemy: °O°

    • @schizgats
      @schizgats 3 года назад +87

      😨

    • @jirehchoo2151
      @jirehchoo2151 3 года назад +484

      Your next line is, "what kind of anime logic is this?" To'iu!

    • @pistachio_stick
      @pistachio_stick 3 года назад +30

      HOH

    • @sugarzblossom8168
      @sugarzblossom8168 3 года назад +169

      @@jirehchoo2151 what kind of anime logic is this
      NANI!! 👀
      👄

    • @vin6665
      @vin6665 3 года назад +64

      Now you’re next line is gonna be
      “Please stop with this nonsense”
      TOYU!

  • @funwithyou-n3e
    @funwithyou-n3e 2 месяца назад +2

    Joseph to Jotaro: "your next line will be yare yare daze"

  • @redkopler7964
    @redkopler7964 9 лет назад +651

    This is how drama teachers prep students in rehearsal.

  • @eggmorp5326
    @eggmorp5326 5 лет назад +1101

    Imagine needing to have a stand to predict the future
    (King Crimson)

    • @mr.bruhmoment4732
      @mr.bruhmoment4732 5 лет назад +29

      Egg Morp Epitaph predicts the future. Not King Crimson

    • @孫子
      @孫子 5 лет назад +65

      @@mr.bruhmoment4732 He foresees it by a few second
      DIO - The World stops the time
      Kira - Killer Queen goes back in time
      Diavolo - King Crimson deletes the time
      Enrico - Made In Heaven accelerates the time

    • @TheArQu
      @TheArQu 5 лет назад +30

      Epitaph is just king Crimson without the delet

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 лет назад +8

      @@TheArQu or body

    • @nicolae2012
      @nicolae2012 5 лет назад +14

      This post was made by Joseph Joestar gang
      Edit: auto correct

  • @memelescream4796
    @memelescream4796 3 года назад +373

    god i love how joseph isnt like "how did you know that!" but just "thats my trick :("

    • @samtheballoon1522
      @samtheballoon1522 9 месяцев назад +8

      He knows how he does it, he’s just shocked Esidesi knew how to too. Sad! Oh well

  • @alexanderharrison7421
    @alexanderharrison7421 2 года назад +20

    "Was this part of your plan too, JoJo?"
    "Damn Straight!"
    ("Of course it wasn't. I just wanted to piss him off")
    This is why Joseph Best JoJo

  • @imtherams
    @imtherams 9 лет назад +1581

    Wait, hold on.. I've got a joke up my sleeve.
    "I lost my arm due to a CARS accident".

    • @ppyporpeem
      @ppyporpeem 8 лет назад +87

      +ramarsterking PSN i guess the joke wasn't as WHAMU as you expected it to be
      i'll ACDC myself out

    • @malcolmbradford195
      @malcolmbradford195 8 лет назад +58

      +ppyporpeem Have you written your letter to SANTANA?
      Y'all just got KAKYO-wned!

    • @ppyporpeem
      @ppyporpeem 8 лет назад +38

      Malcolm Bradford
      i didn't need an ORAcle to see that one coming!

    • @ppyporpeem
      @ppyporpeem 8 лет назад +21

      Ittanoo Circus
      but is it
      Unbreakable.

    • @ppyporpeem
      @ppyporpeem 8 лет назад +23

      Ittanoo Circus
      your puns are too MUDAne , it needs more WHAMU

  • @AntiUni417
    @AntiUni417 4 года назад +8899

    Your next line is “Why can’t Old Joseph do this more often”
    I go away for 6 months and I get 8.2k likes 😂😂😂 anyways thanks yall

    • @zooweezybw8131
      @zooweezybw8131 4 года назад +955

      OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOODD!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @drmeduimant5066
      @drmeduimant5066 4 года назад +473

      Idk,he did it with the empress,but that episode was mostly on him so I guess it only work if it focus on him

    • @TheLonelySkeleton
      @TheLonelySkeleton 4 года назад +100

      He goin' senile

    • @aidar8154
      @aidar8154 4 года назад +36

      NANI?

    • @aidar8154
      @aidar8154 4 года назад +21

      NANI? HOW!

  • @lucastobias7012
    @lucastobias7012 5 лет назад +3966

    everybody gangsta till the Joseph start predicting your lines

    • @kamui1847
      @kamui1847 5 лет назад +64

      gang star*

    • @xabey535
      @xabey535 5 лет назад

      Kamui
      Edit:ok I get it now I take back my woosh

    • @alejandroyasno488
      @alejandroyasno488 5 лет назад

      @@xabey535 are you sure the woosh isn't from you?

    • @sallahdaniels6385
      @sallahdaniels6385 5 лет назад

      @@xabey535 lmao used r/woosh wrong.

    • @Diego_Covre
      @Diego_Covre 5 лет назад +1

      @The black kid With duck head gang star**

  • @delcaprascalar1860
    @delcaprascalar1860 2 года назад +9

    Took me a while to realize this was a 4th wall break joke from the manga where joseph just reads the next panel

  • @Snowstorm...
    @Snowstorm... 4 года назад +403

    I would give anything to be able to do this in real life.

    • @SuperDababy2
      @SuperDababy2 4 года назад +55

      Even the ability to speak?

    • @Snowstorm...
      @Snowstorm... 4 года назад +67

      @@SuperDababy2 Well... Ya got me there.

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 3 года назад +29

      @@Snowstorm... ......".....".....!

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 3 года назад +22

      he was able to do this via subconscious early usage of hermit purple

    • @parth1976
      @parth1976 3 года назад +8

      Haha i would try this out on my school friends