Stewart Francis - One Liners

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @lostboys_uk
    @lostboys_uk 2 года назад +25

    This is an absolutely perfect comedy set, style, material, delivery, character. Absolutely perfect

  • @JoeMasonTV
    @JoeMasonTV 13 лет назад +864

    My father took me to see Stewart Francis live at the Apollo, and I remember swimming back to shore thinking...

    • @blenderfox
      @blenderfox 4 года назад +30

      .... watching Stewart Francis is a bit like fishing.

    • @dank_frank2580
      @dank_frank2580 4 года назад +6

      黃健毅 YO eight year response

    • @blenderfox
      @blenderfox 4 года назад +8

      @@dank_frank2580 one-liners don't get old ^_^

    • @JoeMasonTV
      @JoeMasonTV 4 года назад +6

      @@dank_frank2580 Wow. I'm old.

    • @QuirkCM
      @QuirkCM 4 года назад +1

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jamesgrey13
    @jamesgrey13 7 лет назад +543

    I remember meeting Stewart Francis' dad! Nice fellow! Taught me how to swim! :D

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 6 лет назад +6

      Tony James Gilpin hehe

    • @robertgreenaway5166
      @robertgreenaway5166 4 года назад +6

      Do you remember swimming back to shore??

    • @miketango1141
      @miketango1141 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @clivewells7090
      @clivewells7090 4 года назад +2

      Did you piss him off and he pushed you in a lake..?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 года назад

      “Well, forced me to learn how to swim. Same difference.”

  • @meirwise1107
    @meirwise1107 4 года назад +277

    The King of the one liners. Sharp, intelligent and clean. It can be done.

    • @gbjanuary
      @gbjanuary 4 года назад +4

      Meir Wise 😋😋👍🏻

    • @rolandtomassi3486
      @rolandtomassi3486 4 года назад +19

      Mitch hedberg

    • @thomasbonnett4800
      @thomasbonnett4800 4 года назад +3

      Amen.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 года назад +2

      @@gbjanuary COMIC needs ur OPINION.
      (Watch the "Time Traveler" set first) SHARE if u LIKE
      ruclips.net/user/JeffWarren47

    • @Rua007
      @Rua007 4 года назад +2

      What about a ring falling in a hookers ass?

  • @vodkis
    @vodkis 15 лет назад +54

    Not only are his jokes excellent, but man, his timing is just perfect. I've watched this video again and again and I just can't get enough.

  • @JCridford
    @JCridford 4 года назад +17

    I saw Stewart several times over a period of maybe 10 years. Fantastic every time. I got to meet him after a gig in Cambridge, and I remember swimming back to shore thinking...

  • @ryanjordan6769
    @ryanjordan6769 8 лет назад +901

    I was waiting the entire time for him to repeat that deja vu joke.

    • @Slarti
      @Slarti 7 лет назад +19

      Not me - I saw it coming...

    • @swiftrian
      @swiftrian 7 лет назад +16

      Ryan Jordan I feel like he's done that before. But, who knows I suffer from short term memory loss.

    • @TheBoomamatic
      @TheBoomamatic 7 лет назад

      thats literally why i watched the rest of the video

    • @para1559
      @para1559 7 лет назад

      He did.

    • @FrankBergdoll
      @FrankBergdoll 7 лет назад +3

      He did the one about amnesia instead

  • @Venkman007
    @Venkman007 14 лет назад +30

    I never get tired of hearing these liners- heard em for almost 10 years now- never gets old. Go Canada!

  • @Bradrsnk6vca7nj
    @Bradrsnk6vca7nj 16 лет назад +16

    He is my favourite comedian, and it sucks that many people don't know who he is. He deserves fame.

  • @avichal4563
    @avichal4563 2 года назад +4

    I love his presentation and stage aura... Appreciate you, Stewart

  • @alibawb
    @alibawb 3 года назад +8

    Love this kind of comedian...... Brilliant.

  • @HyuugaCharlie
    @HyuugaCharlie 14 лет назад +44

    one liners, harsh little jokes, running gags, i was practically dying of laughter, great guy

  • @fmilia2millions
    @fmilia2millions 16 лет назад +70

    It's actually kinda refreshing to listen to a one-liner comedian for a change

    • @justsomewanderingomen3751
      @justsomewanderingomen3751 3 года назад +1

      Is my Friend

    • @carlgustav945
      @carlgustav945 3 года назад

      @@justsomewanderingomen3751 I say he was possibly influenced by Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg few more

    • @clockworkdave9850
      @clockworkdave9850 3 года назад +2

      I prefer 1 liners, as I have quite a short attention span.. 👍

  • @TheBoone57
    @TheBoone57 8 лет назад +314

    Very funny. Very original. Very great find surfing youtube late night.

  • @timmm85
    @timmm85 14 лет назад +9

    Absolutely brilliance ... These one liners are the sort that can be brought back around and still sound fresh.

  • @Danimal1177
    @Danimal1177 3 года назад +28

    His jokes require you to think a little, but once you do you realize they are hilarious.

  • @julianetherington1500
    @julianetherington1500 3 года назад +11

    Absolute genius. Could listen to him all day.

  • @PlatonicThough
    @PlatonicThough 8 лет назад +628

    Don't know how he didn't think about saying, "You've been Great, Britain!"

  • @chunkyscotty
    @chunkyscotty 12 лет назад +16

    Saw him a few hours ago, he was fantastic! I laughed so much that I'm still hurting!
    Great comedian.

  • @paulherlihy9290
    @paulherlihy9290 3 года назад +6

    He is the master of the one liners. I enjoyed that😀

  • @RoadieHill
    @RoadieHill 12 лет назад +7

    Absolutely brilliant. For me personally, the one liner king.

  • @helendrury1072
    @helendrury1072 9 лет назад +17

    Clever, sharp and completely unique in its nature, Very well done.definitely worth watching !

    • @amazed66
      @amazed66 8 лет назад +1

      Two out of three ain't bad as someone once said.
      I agree with the first two traits but there's not really much unique about him when several others do the same and if his type of comedy even has a particular pigeon-hole subheading (as in one-liners) then that probably tells you that it's not really unique. Very little is original or unique these days and just really a rehash or tweak or some else that's already been done.
      There was nothing new under the moon, same old dance, same old tune.

  • @Nickpaintbrush
    @Nickpaintbrush 4 года назад +5

    I saw him about 8 years ago at Middlesbrough town hall, brilliant!

  • @ashchaya7676
    @ashchaya7676 7 лет назад +13

    The swimming back to shore stuff was killing me by the end hahahaha. Great stuff and very well done.

  • @waynemitchell1076
    @waynemitchell1076 4 года назад +29

    0:44 my favorite one-liner ever😎 along with his "my dad doesn't like me very much" jokes👍

  • @trje246
    @trje246 12 лет назад +54

    he reminds me of a comedian that was on the Titanic, he was a one liner as well.... :oP

    • @InputCity
      @InputCity 4 года назад +8

      His jokes went down well!

    • @moondawg3693
      @moondawg3693 4 года назад +1

      @@InputCity then occasionally, one pops up again.

    • @davidowens9479
      @davidowens9479 4 года назад +1

      Did the audience wave back?

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 3 года назад +4

      Couldn't earn enough to keep his head above water.

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 3 года назад +2

      The sinking man's comedian. Deep comedy.

  • @jamiew1664
    @jamiew1664 8 лет назад +136

    Hes on par with tim vine for good one liners, corny at times, but thats what makes him good too. well thought up lines.

    • @kenbarlow7239
      @kenbarlow7239 8 лет назад +36

      He's way better than tim vine!

    • @shempone
      @shempone 7 лет назад +2

      Jamie W vine is shallow compared to this'. This guy went out on the clubs to make it work. Not just 10 second clips at home being white and pretentious

    • @GNRacing90
      @GNRacing90 6 лет назад +1

      Jamie W i

    • @Afarrell18
      @Afarrell18 6 лет назад +3

      This guy repeats his jokes to much, Tim's always making new ones, and there as funny as this guys.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 6 лет назад +4

      Adam Farrell hmmm Tim repeats most of his as well. In the past comedians would have one act that they perfected in clubs and on tour over years. Now with tv and the internet that's virtually impossible so comedians are moving to the more storytelling and observational humour style.

  • @zapikachu
    @zapikachu 9 лет назад +38

    This man is fantastic.

  • @ScabbyCrab
    @ScabbyCrab 6 лет назад +84

    "Get your trunks we're going to the library."

    • @grouchysmurf7622
      @grouchysmurf7622 6 лет назад

      ScabbyCrab:😂I needed cpr for that one!

    • @karenoconnor9649
      @karenoconnor9649 3 года назад +1

      U571...brilliant and no language. .....heard he's retired...sad..

  • @JohnNope479
    @JohnNope479 9 лет назад +705

    Am I the only one who feels there is a slight resemblance between him and Harrison Ford?

  • @patfenis7108
    @patfenis7108 3 года назад +19

    This is the greatest comedian for people with ADHD

  • @kirklandmeadows
    @kirklandmeadows 10 лет назад +53

    This guy is my hero, the reason I do stand-up comedy, Please love him.

    • @smattymatty123100
      @smattymatty123100 9 лет назад +1

      If your in the uk I'd like to invite you to a audition if your interested

    • @kirklandmeadows
      @kirklandmeadows 9 лет назад +11

      I'm in Miami ,Florida USA, send me a ticket

    • @YaoEspirito
      @YaoEspirito 7 лет назад +5

      'you're', Matt, 'you're'.

    • @mickieb74
      @mickieb74 7 лет назад +2

      Joe Swanson is the reason i do stand up

    • @Renvaar1989
      @Renvaar1989 7 лет назад

      Tell us a joke

  • @rotorua44
    @rotorua44 11 лет назад +4

    One of the best comedians of the time!

  • @MouniaMoussi
    @MouniaMoussi 11 лет назад +10

    "Do you have a book, dealing with rejection without killing... do you have it?", i cried myself laughing more then 10 times, genius!!!

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 3 года назад +1

      I was expecting "And by the way - would you like to go out with me?"

  • @MrNottyNotty
    @MrNottyNotty 13 лет назад +20

    I've seen him live - he's absolutely amazing

  • @Alexanderiii
    @Alexanderiii 3 года назад +9

    It seemed liked the audience didn't know what to make of him at the beginning, but damn, he won them over! Very funny.

  • @SuperMarioDWfan
    @SuperMarioDWfan 10 лет назад +42

    This guy is legendary!

  • @Sean9014
    @Sean9014 13 лет назад +3

    One of my new favourite comedians, absolutely love his speedy delivery

  • @TechTonic_India
    @TechTonic_India 4 года назад +2

    Did I already do my Deja Vu joke? 😂😂😂😂😂 Genius!!!

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +1

      I was waiting for him to tell it again.

  • @shahzaadkhan4562
    @shahzaadkhan4562 7 лет назад +7

    brilliant I loved every second

  • @robertgreenaway5166
    @robertgreenaway5166 4 года назад +1

    I’ve seen Stewart Francis twice and he’s great. From a small town in Hampshire England called Aldershot. His warm up is great too.. she’s also from Canada my mums home country 🇨🇦... some of the best comedians are from Canada. My favourite comedy actors Jim Carey and Michael myres too are some of my favourite

  • @27Beardie
    @27Beardie  12 лет назад +8

    Couldn't have put it better myself, glad you enjoyed the video!

  • @mrbullseye
    @mrbullseye 11 лет назад

    I got all but one joke in this act and the one I didn't get fully was this one. After reading your comment a few times and replaying this particular part in the video, and thinking it over a few times, I found myself spitting beer all over my keyboard, through my nose when I got it.
    Thank you, I guess. ;)

  • @Muswell
    @Muswell 11 лет назад +8

    Absolutely hilarious. My favourite stand-up.

  • @glen9248
    @glen9248 3 года назад +1

    Best one liners ever .. nice mate ! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤩🤩☝️☝️🤟🤟🤟👍👍👍

  • @almilhouse9059
    @almilhouse9059 4 года назад +4

    Love this guy, hilarious. Why have I been hit with this in 2020

  • @shamblesman
    @shamblesman 6 лет назад +1

    One of the very best one liner comics ever.....really excellent

  • @KiwiFashionista
    @KiwiFashionista 16 лет назад +10

    omg that was hillarious!! I loved him on Mock The Week and this is just fantastic! I nearly cried with laughter lol
    Thanks for uploading this

  • @michaelmaples7109
    @michaelmaples7109 4 года назад +12

    " I was going to join the debating team, but someone talked me out of it."

  • @OmegaPit
    @OmegaPit 15 лет назад +16

    "Theres a newspaper in Britain called The Sun"
    Nice one. xD

  • @9989126
    @9989126 13 лет назад +26

    this guy is too hilarious to exist :')

  • @MegaYoyo911
    @MegaYoyo911 7 лет назад +95

    Irony: There’s a paper in Britain called ‘The Sun’ 😂😂😂

    • @garymcatear822
      @garymcatear822 6 лет назад +1

      Even more ironic is there is a Scottish Sun, how do the Scots even know the word sun? I'm Scottish btw.

    • @carpballet
      @carpballet 4 года назад

      CopyCat Music That’s what he said. And?

    • @cov9290
      @cov9290 4 года назад +1

      That killed me along with ‘Sharon Osborne judges talent’

  • @philcamp9663
    @philcamp9663 3 года назад +6

    So funny and a master of words.

  • @robwallis1
    @robwallis1 16 лет назад +8

    i love his cheeky smile after every line

  • @MrGrungefuttock
    @MrGrungefuttock Год назад +2

    “Get your trunks we’re going to the library” 😂

  • @zillagod2012
    @zillagod2012 8 лет назад +72

    "One Halloween my father took me trick or treating and I swam back to shore thinking" XD

    • @dunruden9720
      @dunruden9720 7 лет назад +5

      Yep. We all watched it too!

    • @JaqenHghar.
      @JaqenHghar. 4 года назад +1

      Golfings a lot like fishing

  • @FuncleB
    @FuncleB 15 лет назад

    Saw him last night supporting Ricky Gervais but I've been a fan since I saw him on Mock the Week. Genius one liners. More please Mr. Francis :)

  • @manos3790
    @manos3790 7 лет назад +4

    The Richard n Judy quip was divine use of a 'wicked sense of humour' Bravo 😂👏
    Besides that, this guy's infinitely more amusing than Tim Vine.

  • @fredrodnick2881
    @fredrodnick2881 3 года назад +6

    Somehow just looking at him, I knew he was going to be funny. He is excellent.

  • @grouchysmurf7622
    @grouchysmurf7622 6 лет назад +13

    😂stop it with the swimming revolving joke! My freakin ribs hurt of laughter

  • @misterphilosophy
    @misterphilosophy 11 лет назад

    This is incredibly funny. I tell these jokes at work. Over and over...

  • @oooja67
    @oooja67 9 лет назад +13

    Stuart Francis is a legend, HILARIOUS in every sense of the word.

    • @caseysimon6357
      @caseysimon6357 4 года назад

      michael harper ...except... Canadian comic 🤦‍♂️

  • @jesseboy7951
    @jesseboy7951 3 года назад +3

    this is hands down brilliant

  • @AdamMcCormac
    @AdamMcCormac 13 лет назад +4

    Going to see him tonite with my dad, I better bring my swimming trunks!

  • @BritishAlienCompany
    @BritishAlienCompany 14 лет назад +5

    I think this guy and Milton Jones should have a one liner fight/contest! :D xx

  • @EvilStreaks
    @EvilStreaks 14 лет назад +3

    Seen him live... he seems much more nervous in this video. I remember being slightly intimidated. He's a surprisingly big dude in real life and LOUD. When there's no camera on him he bellows out like he owns the place. This is actually some of the stuff I saw him do, so this is a memory jogger. Funny fella.

  • @danielpetersson9566
    @danielpetersson9566 3 года назад +1

    This was just fantastic! 😂

  • @syndawg89
    @syndawg89 8 лет назад +138

    I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100 metres, and my mothers a pakistani

  • @julesg3407
    @julesg3407 7 лет назад +1

    Love this to bits!

  • @RollerCoasterMan10
    @RollerCoasterMan10 15 лет назад +5

    He is a Genius. I laugh every time i watch this

  • @stevebrownrocks6376
    @stevebrownrocks6376 3 года назад

    Love those 1-liners! 👏🏼😆

  • @TallinnTadgh
    @TallinnTadgh 3 года назад +6

    "Irony, Sharon Osbourne judges a talent show, irony! " brilliant truth.

  • @LoveYouSmile-hn9ub
    @LoveYouSmile-hn9ub 7 лет назад +2

    Absolutely fantastic!!

  • @TheOldMan-75
    @TheOldMan-75 6 лет назад +1

    Great set and the perfect kind of personality to deliver those jokes.

  • @ronbatt756
    @ronbatt756 4 года назад +3

    Perfect for these times! Everyone needs a good laugh.,,,,,

  • @TheNo1MovieMan
    @TheNo1MovieMan 13 лет назад

    The amount of comedians that spend ages with a big story building up to a punchline................and yet this guy is so natural, just rolling off joke after joke- priceless!!!!!

  • @Chase_Myles
    @Chase_Myles 9 лет назад +25

    i love deadpan comedy.......

  • @georgeetboom7719
    @georgeetboom7719 6 лет назад

    This is one of the best performance of a collection jokes of any comedian ive seen

  • @silentwhisper2009
    @silentwhisper2009 11 лет назад +3

    he has a low key.....I can't leave you on that note...he is amazing!

  • @sarahhamzaarbi3087
    @sarahhamzaarbi3087 3 года назад +1

    He's brilliant, could watch him all day

    • @masere
      @masere 3 года назад +1

      Isn't that voyeurism? 😂

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +10

    “Which was awkward because my date couldn’t swim.”

  • @chrisd0801
    @chrisd0801 3 года назад

    Some great one liners, brought me to tears.

  • @AndrewVelonis
    @AndrewVelonis 4 года назад +12

    A friend of mine once told me that I don't know the meaning of the word "irony", which is ironic, since we were standing at a bus stop at the time

  • @jozipf.alonzo302
    @jozipf.alonzo302 4 года назад +1

    11 year old video recommendation. Totally worth it.

  • @isabiggles1
    @isabiggles1 15 лет назад +5

    yeah i've seen this so many times and still laugh at every joke.

  • @cpcool993
    @cpcool993 14 лет назад +2

    saw him on saturday :) Was amazing, my jaw ached

  • @iamsime
    @iamsime 15 лет назад +4

    one of the funniest one liner blokes i've ever seen

  • @martinraxyz
    @martinraxyz 2 года назад

    I saw him live. His language was so foul. Can't wait to see him again!!! 😂

  • @ecsdiablo
    @ecsdiablo 11 лет назад +16

    My therapist says I have a pre-occupational vengeance … well see about that LOL

  • @kylecassidy54
    @kylecassidy54 4 года назад +2

    The Churchill “ohhh yes” sounded perfect haha

  • @MuzzafuzzaGaming
    @MuzzafuzzaGaming 13 лет назад +207

    So many one liners. Good stuff though.

    • @terrytibbs5678
      @terrytibbs5678 3 года назад +46

      What were you expecting from a Stewart Francis -one liners video?

    • @lukegreig4441
      @lukegreig4441 3 года назад +6

      @@terrytibbs5678 😂😂😂😂well done good reply

    • @carlgustav945
      @carlgustav945 3 года назад

      @@terrytibbs5678 Maybe storytelling 😅

    • @Stiffd1
      @Stiffd1 3 года назад

      'ooh, I could crush a grape' ..where's that one? : (

    • @joetowers4804
      @joetowers4804 3 года назад +1

      Though?

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 6 лет назад +1

    Damn.. You do have to keep it up whit him ! Loooove his style!!!

  • @controlledburst
    @controlledburst 3 года назад +3

    Wow this guy had some great stuff!

  • @gnarledout
    @gnarledout 11 лет назад +2

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. I spent so many nights thinking about how you did me wrong. And I grew strong and learned how to get along.

    • @mrwatch444
      @mrwatch444 3 года назад

      Oh no not YOU, I will survive!

  • @justmusicAI
    @justmusicAI 3 года назад +3

    Funny guy with incredible memory 😀

  • @Vekoma1261
    @Vekoma1261 14 лет назад

    one liners are the best, quick and to the point =)

  • @ardengonzales2240
    @ardengonzales2240 7 лет назад +6

    now this is how you do one liners lol

  • @lovepeace5845
    @lovepeace5845 3 года назад +1

    The biggest chuckle I had was from the arthritis joke. :)

  • @ryansmith240992
    @ryansmith240992 10 лет назад +5

    He's fantastic!

  • @magillanz
    @magillanz 4 года назад

    I have been a fan of Stewart Francis for years