Stewart Francis - One Liners
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Here is Stewart Francis with his brilliant one liners, this is him appearing on British television (ITV) on the show for one night only.
NOTE: Not all the jokes are from mock the week, there are some but not alot compared to this show, stop commenting about it, thanks.
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13th - 14th Oct 08
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13th - 19th Oct 08
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#24 - Top Favorited (This Week) - Comedy
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20th Oct 08
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I remember meeting Stewart Francis' dad! Nice fellow! Taught me how to swim! :D
Tony James Gilpin hehe
Do you remember swimming back to shore??
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Did you piss him off and he pushed you in a lake..?
“Well, forced me to learn how to swim. Same difference.”
My father took me to see Stewart Francis live at the Apollo, and I remember swimming back to shore thinking...
.... watching Stewart Francis is a bit like fishing.
黃健毅 YO eight year response
@@dank_frank2580 one-liners don't get old ^_^
@@dank_frank2580 Wow. I'm old.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I was waiting the entire time for him to repeat that deja vu joke.
Not me - I saw it coming...
Ryan Jordan I feel like he's done that before. But, who knows I suffer from short term memory loss.
thats literally why i watched the rest of the video
He did.
He did the one about amnesia instead
Very funny. Very original. Very great find surfing youtube late night.
Daniel Tyler Yeah way better than that other side of youtube.
Daniel Tyler sadly he reuses all of his jokes
History Student every comedian does
Daniel Tyler
Did you ever watch Ted Koppel, late?
The King of the one liners. Sharp, intelligent and clean. It can be done.
Meir Wise 😋😋👍🏻
Mitch hedberg
Amen.
@@gbjanuary COMIC needs ur OPINION.
(Watch the "Time Traveler" set first) SHARE if u LIKE
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What about a ring falling in a hookers ass?
This is an absolutely perfect comedy set, style, material, delivery, character. Absolutely perfect
Am I the only one who feels there is a slight resemblance between him and Harrison Ford?
Wrathfulwraith no jim carrie
Wrathfulwraith Liam Neeson too.
Wrathfulwraith and jamie foxx
Wrathfulwraith So true
Gavin Mineer , ik
Not only are his jokes excellent, but man, his timing is just perfect. I've watched this video again and again and I just can't get enough.
It's actually kinda refreshing to listen to a one-liner comedian for a change
Is my Friend
@@justsomewanderingomen3751 I say he was possibly influenced by Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg few more
I prefer 1 liners, as I have quite a short attention span.. 👍
Don't know how he didn't think about saying, "You've been Great, Britain!"
aaronsterling1204 LOOOOOOL
This was nice!
aaronsterling1204 Because it's not funny?
Peter Joy 😂😂😂
That didn't stop him the rest of the time.
"Get your trunks we're going to the library." lmao
I actually didn’t get that one
@@540jade “get your trunks” means get your “swimming suit”. Follow up on the joke “I remember swimming back to shore...”
one liners, harsh little jokes, running gags, i was practically dying of laughter, great guy
he reminds me of a comedian that was on the Titanic, he was a one liner as well.... :oP
His jokes went down well!
@@InputCity then occasionally, one pops up again.
Did the audience wave back?
Couldn't earn enough to keep his head above water.
The sinking man's comedian. Deep comedy.
"Get your trunks we're going to the library."
ScabbyCrab:😂I needed cpr for that one!
U571...brilliant and no language. .....heard he's retired...sad..
This is the greatest comedian for people with ADHD
I saw Stewart several times over a period of maybe 10 years. Fantastic every time. I got to meet him after a gig in Cambridge, and I remember swimming back to shore thinking...
His jokes require you to think a little, but once you do you realize they are hilarious.
I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100 metres, and my mothers a pakistani
+syndawg89
original
theCreator stewart francis joke xD
Andez nice one
A joke with 2 punchlines
Didn't get it
Hes on par with tim vine for good one liners, corny at times, but thats what makes him good too. well thought up lines.
He's way better than tim vine!
Jamie W vine is shallow compared to this'. This guy went out on the clubs to make it work. Not just 10 second clips at home being white and pretentious
Jamie W i
This guy repeats his jokes to much, Tim's always making new ones, and there as funny as this guys.
Adam Farrell hmmm Tim repeats most of his as well. In the past comedians would have one act that they perfected in clubs and on tour over years. Now with tv and the internet that's virtually impossible so comedians are moving to the more storytelling and observational humour style.
I never get tired of hearing these liners- heard em for almost 10 years now- never gets old. Go Canada!
This man is fantastic.
He is my favourite comedian, and it sucks that many people don't know who he is. He deserves fame.
0:44 my favorite one-liner ever😎 along with his "my dad doesn't like me very much" jokes👍
“Which was awkward because my date couldn’t swim.”
Love this kind of comedian...... Brilliant.
Irony: There’s a paper in Britain called ‘The Sun’ 😂😂😂
Even more ironic is there is a Scottish Sun, how do the Scots even know the word sun? I'm Scottish btw.
CopyCat Music That’s what he said. And?
That killed me along with ‘Sharon Osborne judges talent’
😂stop it with the swimming revolving joke! My freakin ribs hurt of laughter
He talks about irony and forgot to mention Jimmy Tarbuck being a comedian introducing him is also ironic as his not funny but Stewart is !
" I was going to join the debating team, but someone talked me out of it."
It seemed liked the audience didn't know what to make of him at the beginning, but damn, he won them over! Very funny.
Comedians won’t tell covid jokes because half the audience won’t get it.
90%
@@bartonseagrave9605 And for those that do, 99% survive it
Absolute genius. Could listen to him all day.
Saw him a few hours ago, he was fantastic! I laughed so much that I'm still hurting!
Great comedian.
Clever, sharp and completely unique in its nature, Very well done.definitely worth watching !
Two out of three ain't bad as someone once said.
I agree with the first two traits but there's not really much unique about him when several others do the same and if his type of comedy even has a particular pigeon-hole subheading (as in one-liners) then that probably tells you that it's not really unique. Very little is original or unique these days and just really a rehash or tweak or some else that's already been done.
There was nothing new under the moon, same old dance, same old tune.
I heard this guy has a cocaine habit, but he keeps it under control... he only does one-liners
Absolutely brilliance ... These one liners are the sort that can be brought back around and still sound fresh.
i love deadpan comedy.......
He's almost too smart for that audience, although they started jogging along with him after a couple of minutes
Sounds like a laugh track, not to say they didn't actually laugh.
"One Halloween my father took me trick or treating and I swam back to shore thinking" XD
Yep. We all watched it too!
Golfings a lot like fishing
I saw him about 8 years ago at Middlesbrough town hall, brilliant!
So many one liners. Good stuff though.
What were you expecting from a Stewart Francis -one liners video?
@@terrytibbs5678 😂😂😂😂well done good reply
@@terrytibbs5678 Maybe storytelling 😅
'ooh, I could crush a grape' ..where's that one? : (
Though?
looks like Han solo
like han solos gay twin borther
The Murder Show Han Solo died as well
come on the murder show for an interview
Deja vu?
+Ausec Gen
...or even his brother!
Most comedians use the same damn jokes... I went to a Jimmy Carr gig recently, apart from the audience interaction stuff, almost all the jokes he did were old as balls. :p there were some new things though, same in this, some new things. And his old jokes are good anyways. o-o I always find them funny, even when I went to that Jimmy Carr gig, although I tried to suppress my laughing because a lot of it was old stuff, it was still damn funny. :P
sorry, but what is the actual point of this comment?
keith warne he is just a fucking moron
Why would anyone try to suppress laughter?
I've seen him live - he's absolutely amazing
"Irony, Sharon Osbourne judges a talent show, irony! " brilliant truth.
Somehow just looking at him, I knew he was going to be funny. He is excellent.
This guy is legendary!
I love his presentation and stage aura... Appreciate you, Stewart
So funny and a master of words.
my dad taught me how to swim by throwing me out of a boat. it was easy once i got out of the bag and untied the cement block.
not funny
@@Ana_crusis odd, my brother and sister thought it was, as i crawled up the beach.
I thought he was so much more animated on Crackerjack. Heres hoping he’ll crush a grape .
He is the master of the one liners. I enjoyed that😀
"Theres a newspaper in Britain called The Sun"
Nice one. xD
The Richard n Judy quip was divine use of a 'wicked sense of humour' Bravo 😂👏
Besides that, this guy's infinitely more amusing than Tim Vine.
The swimming back to shore stuff was killing me by the end hahahaha. Great stuff and very well done.
Genius. Such a shame he has retired
did he repeat 2 jokes? hes a legend
Sense of deja vu? I had that also and then I remembered swimming back to shore
The man is brilliant! And imagine nice
not having to use your anatomy to think you funny. Nice
omg that was hillarious!! I loved him on Mock The Week and this is just fantastic! I nearly cried with laughter lol
Thanks for uploading this
If you think his old stuff is now boring, then that just means you have no sense of humor :s
A friend of mine once told me that I don't know the meaning of the word "irony", which is ironic, since we were standing at a bus stop at the time
lol so stupid and genius at the same time
aka idiot savant
Great comedian, but he has the same jokes over and over.
this guy is too hilarious to exist :')
Absolutely brilliant. For me personally, the one liner king.
My therapist says I have a pre-occupational vengeance … well see about that LOL
Beats are shit
I think this guy and Milton Jones should have a one liner fight/contest! :D xx
"Get your trunks we're going to the library." lmao
Up there with Mitch Hedberg. These two guys would have been great together!
i love his cheeky smile after every line
Love this guy, hilarious. Why have I been hit with this in 2020
He's a living family guy character
He's not living so much anymore these days.
MmmDingleBerries I can't see anything about him dying on Google?
Google doesn't want you to know.
Jk I saw a comment saying that he died, but the person was talking about his career not his life.
One of the Russian acrobats in the traveling pyramid act has been deported, so now they don't have Oleg to stand on.
And a trillion times funnier than Jimmy Tarbuck ever was.
Bizarrely, he looks a little like the British entertainer Stu Frances!
Yes that's who I though I was going to watch, Mr Crackajack.
he does the oldies ,,, but still gooddies ,,, milked more then your average cow ......have a ironic christmas ,,,, or will you ,,,,
He's very funny and best of all he reminds me of Paul Lynde. And i'd have loved to have seen Paul doing that material.
he didn't do the "Oo, I could crush a grape" gag ;o)
Han solo is a great one liner, one handed, solo,
A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he seems even more amused. She moves a third time, and he starts to giggle. On her fourth move, he bursts out laughing.
They both get off the bus at the next stop. The pregnant woman is furious and demands an explanation. "What exactly is so damn funny?" "I'm sorry, ma'am," replies the giggling man. "But I couldn't help noticing you're pregnant, and when you first sat down, you sat under an advertisement which read 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.' Then you sat under an ad that read 'Sloan's Liniments Remove Swelling.' Then you moved under a deodorant advertisement which read 'William's Stick Did the Trick.' And I just couldn't hold it in any longer when you moved a fourth time and sat under a tire advertisement which read 'Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident.'" 😂😂
brilliant I loved every second
go boy
Going to see him tonite with my dad, I better bring my swimming trunks!
I think this is hardest genre of stand up. It takes a lot of skill to come up and write all these jokes
Seen him live... he seems much more nervous in this video. I remember being slightly intimidated. He's a surprisingly big dude in real life and LOUD. When there's no camera on him he bellows out like he owns the place. This is actually some of the stuff I saw him do, so this is a memory jogger. Funny fella.
The ones who benefit most from the coronavirus pandemic are these obscure comedians who get a new boost in their careers from us lockdown people 😂😂😂
Funny guy with incredible memory 😀
now this is how you do one liners lol
He looks genuinely taken aback by how fierce that applause for him was, at the end.
this guy is too hilarious to exist :')
Looks kind of like Bruce Dickinson
Very good but I don't see these guys as true stand-ups. The jokes are a defense mechanism , a shield, whereas great stand-ups reveal themselves and us. Clever but evasive.
Stuart Francis is a legend, HILARIOUS in every sense of the word.
michael harper ...except... Canadian comic 🤦♂️
Silly and not-so-good. Boring and flat. ! Bye.
LMFAO sharon osbourne judges talent
Dude looks like he came 9th place in a Harrison Ford lookalike contest
yeah i've seen this so many times and still laugh at every joke.
Wow this guy had some great stuff!
He is a Genius. I laugh every time i watch this
Rodney dangerfield was king of the one liners
And Stewart Francis is great too.
Brilliant. Maybe funnier than others the way he rolls em off slow
After watching this I gotta admit Bruce Dickinson is a modern day renaissance man!
he needs more cowbell