*Have you ever heard of the GoldVish Le Million? I've never heard of it myself until making this video. It's an extremely ugly phone...but that's my opinion :)* Greetings everyone and welcome back to another installment in my iWish series. I appreciate everyone that donated on that live stream, thank you so much and I hope you'll enjoy this video! Second item out of 3 - next up is the i16 Plus (iPhone 16 Plus Clone in HOT PINK) Until then, take care and be good people! TIMESTAMPS: Intro & Thank you folks: 0:00 Current Pricing & What this Clone is based off: 1:15 What it looks like & Advertised Specs: 2:39 Unboxing: 3:34 First Impressions & Around the Phone: 4:30 Power On, Shows 4G, Display, Buttons, Keypad Lights & UI: 6:18 Messaging & Ringtones: 7:32 Phone Settings & The Camera: 9:11 Camera Test: 11:01 Camera Quality & Speaker Test : 12:20 FM Radio, Curved Glass Fun, File Manager & Games: 13:53 Rest of the Apps & Conclusion: 15:13 Teardown & Rambling: 17:03 Full Specs & Thank you folks for being awesome: 21:20 Outro: 22:39
the real phone looks like a large dog swallowed-whole-and-then-shat-out a phone and they didnt even bother to clean the crap off before slathering it in rhinestones. the knockoff is only superior because it probably didnt require child labour in blood diamond mines to make. money can't buy empathy OR good taste in phone aesthetics, clearly
Okay, the design of this beauty did not disappoint. Quite possibly the sexiest, most pimpin' phone I've ever seen. I will NOT be buying this, but only because I'm simply not worthy.
I didn't look very close at the thumbnail when I clicked on this so the reveal of what it looks like legit had me laughing pretty hard. What a goofy hunk of junk lol
Well what can I say about this phone? Well "Fugly" comes to mind for both the original and clone. Lol Having said that though. It's certainly going to draw attention, welcome or not. Having the metal body would be good in defensive situations like someone trying to steal your phone. The camera and video tests were, let's be kind and say worse than the Barbie phone from the previous post. The Devine Ms Ripley still manged to look absolutely gorgeous and thanks for the shout out. 😀 The lemon tree looks like it's recovering nicely too. 😂 Don't know where to start about the audio. Lol not a device for listening to music. Is the nicest thing to say. The ringtone etc ranged from rather pretty sounding to ripping your eardrums out with a claw hammer. Fun video to watch 😂 and thanks again for the shout out ❤🎉
When I was about 3 years old I had a toy mobile phone. It was big and made of some sort of soft, rubbery material, so even though it was shaped like a brick, a kid couldn't really hurt themselves with it. The buttons on this golden monstrosity really remind me of the ones the toy phone had 😭 Honestly the whole phone looks like a toy. A cheap, plastic piece of crap toy phone you buy at a gas station to give your toddler, so they have something to play with during a long car trip. I am genuinely worried for any adult who thinks that this looks good 😭
got curious so i looked up the model number of that battery (bl-5cv) and it turns out that it's a vertu battery (well, a knockoff of that). so vertu took a bl-5c, added a v at the end of the name and moved the contacts a tony bit
I think i've seen something like this in an old phone demo video in here in like 23-22 years ago. If you think that's ugly, check the out the some of the Xelibri phones by Siemens. 😂 I think i'll call it the "Fuffi CrocCroissant" phone
The top is plastic because the antennas are there, and metal shields the signal otherwise. Does anyone else think the GoldVish logo looks like that of some sort of generic import car maker? Reminds me of Tata.
considering REAL beauties like the Nokia 7280/7380 - those "fashion phones" are just abominations. It is a shame .. i do believe there is a real market out there for lower end design/fashion phones. I do still use my 7280 and the 7380 when i go out. They are tiny, they fit in the smallest space and they do what needs to be done .. call a taxi by the end of the night.
1 minute ago did you know, on sony candybar phones, the menu grid is aligned with the keypad. 12 icons 12 buttons and the buttons launch the ap in that position.... not relevant with this phone but hey the more you know
These things are not normally meant for use, or at least not long term use. They are just a different way of buying gold and diamonds which hold their value. Rich people buy them, use them maybe at an event, then store them securely as investment in gold and diamonds not a phone (or whatever product it is).
i though it was a frikin boomerang or a real weapon!! wtf is this shet??!! it's so ugly omg why does it even exist? also after seeing the welcome boot up i was like: guys they found out that our welcome devices are crap, what do we do?? random dude: simple, we just change name! (ok, i laughed way too hard at the welcome screen, i knew it!!) i'm not good with names but i thing i would go with "fuffi goldwish 4k ultra" for all the bolliwood (i guess it's called like that) lovers around the world
*Have you ever heard of the GoldVish Le Million? I've never heard of it myself until making this video. It's an extremely ugly phone...but that's my opinion :)*
Greetings everyone and welcome back to another installment in my iWish series.
I appreciate everyone that donated on that live stream, thank you so much and I hope you'll enjoy this video!
Second item out of 3 - next up is the i16 Plus (iPhone 16 Plus Clone in HOT PINK)
Until then, take care and be good people!
TIMESTAMPS:
Intro & Thank you folks: 0:00
Current Pricing & What this Clone is based off: 1:15
What it looks like & Advertised Specs: 2:39
Unboxing: 3:34
First Impressions & Around the Phone: 4:30
Power On, Shows 4G, Display, Buttons, Keypad Lights & UI: 6:18
Messaging & Ringtones: 7:32
Phone Settings & The Camera: 9:11
Camera Test: 11:01
Camera Quality & Speaker Test : 12:20
FM Radio, Curved Glass Fun, File Manager & Games: 13:53
Rest of the Apps & Conclusion: 15:13
Teardown & Rambling: 17:03
Full Specs & Thank you folks for being awesome: 21:20
Outro: 22:39
Android 12 4g helio p10 camera controll button,
Wireless charging
Small bezzels
Wallpaper is 16 pro
I16 plus
the real phone looks like a large dog swallowed-whole-and-then-shat-out a phone and they didnt even bother to clean the crap off before slathering it in rhinestones. the knockoff is only superior because it probably didnt require child labour in blood diamond mines to make.
money can't buy empathy OR good taste in phone aesthetics, clearly
This is the type of phone I would use as a decoy to avoid getting robbed. Not even a thief would want this.
These dat nobody believe u use dumbfone so i recommend getting iphone se or old android phone like samsung s20 seir or like op12
Both the original and the knock-off are pretty ugly ngl
coincidentally, the souls of whoever bought the original must also be pretty ugly
Okay, the design of this beauty did not disappoint. Quite possibly the sexiest, most pimpin' phone I've ever seen. I will NOT be buying this, but only because I'm simply not worthy.
This is probably the most expensive device you have ever had in your hands. Great job on RUclips, Smoorz!
8:49 how did you not notice the mario sound lol
Almost looks like a croissant to me
The second SMS tone is the extra life sound effect from Super Mario
I keep thinking the brand is "Fluffy"
I didn't look very close at the thumbnail when I clicked on this so the reveal of what it looks like legit had me laughing pretty hard. What a goofy hunk of junk lol
Part of me wants to do a found footage flick with cameras of this quality.
Part of me? I MEAN THE ENTIRETY OF ME!
Happy birthday!!!🎉🎉🎉
Well what can I say about this phone?
Well "Fugly" comes to mind for both the original and clone. Lol
Having said that though. It's certainly going to draw attention, welcome or not.
Having the metal body would be good in defensive situations like someone trying to steal your phone.
The camera and video tests were, let's be kind and say worse than the Barbie phone from the previous post.
The Devine Ms Ripley still manged to look absolutely gorgeous and thanks for the shout out. 😀
The lemon tree looks like it's recovering nicely too. 😂
Don't know where to start about the audio. Lol not a device for listening to music. Is the nicest thing to say.
The ringtone etc ranged from rather pretty sounding to ripping your eardrums out with a claw hammer.
Fun video to watch 😂 and thanks again for the shout out ❤🎉
It's a malformed croissant, in gold and rhinestones. I had heard of Goldvish years ago, the same time I heard of Vertu.
Happy birthday Smoorez.
08:50 1-Up Mushroom sound from Super Mario.
good morning, and a new dumbphone video 👍
10$ production costs and looks like 5$ 😂 edit; Happy birthday 🎉
I'd call it: Fool's Gold. Because not everything that glitters is gold. 😉
Well at least if one micro usb port breaks, you still have a 2nd one
When I was about 3 years old I had a toy mobile phone. It was big and made of some sort of soft, rubbery material, so even though it was shaped like a brick, a kid couldn't really hurt themselves with it. The buttons on this golden monstrosity really remind me of the ones the toy phone had 😭
Honestly the whole phone looks like a toy. A cheap, plastic piece of crap toy phone you buy at a gas station to give your toddler, so they have something to play with during a long car trip.
I am genuinely worried for any adult who thinks that this looks good 😭
I can't imagine paying $1 million for that even if it was solid gold.
1:15 I Agree, that is the ugliest phone i have ever seen in my life
@Smoorez dude !
my birthday was on 15th ! happy birthday to us !!!
take care !!! and thanks for the videos !
Its so ugly that it's beautiful
This is truly a phone.
hey bro I love your videos ❤❤❤
Some old guy would have this in his pocket here in the south
You could use that to break a car window if you drove into a lake and needed to escape.
reminds me of the hero "quiffy" from the game "flood" (bullfrog, 1990)
The ringtones are the exact same from the bootleg vertu phone, including the spreadtrum ringtone
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!,
8:24 what's that song?
Elevator Action Returns on the Sega Saturn ?
It sounds like elevator music, sooo.... 😂
That's actually "R_CALL_2" from the Spreadtrum source code audio.
got curious so i looked up the model number of that battery (bl-5cv) and it turns out that it's a vertu battery (well, a knockoff of that). so vertu took a bl-5c, added a v at the end of the name and moved the contacts a tony bit
I think i've seen something like this in an old phone demo video in here in like 23-22 years ago.
If you think that's ugly, check the out the some of the Xelibri phones by Siemens. 😂
I think i'll call it the "Fuffi CrocCroissant" phone
I hope they clone the iphone 2G with a 6580 or something. Itd be the ultimate stealth nugget
The top is plastic because the antennas are there, and metal shields the signal otherwise.
Does anyone else think the GoldVish logo looks like that of some sort of generic import car maker? Reminds me of Tata.
To mi przypomina stary kawał,co to jest świeci i nie mieści się w dupie? Rosyjski aparat do świecenia w dupie.
Even more Fuffi phone clone
It’s a PIMP-Phone. Yay !
considering REAL beauties like the Nokia 7280/7380 - those "fashion phones" are just abominations. It is a shame .. i do believe there is a real market out there for lower end design/fashion phones.
I do still use my 7280 and the 7380 when i go out. They are tiny, they fit in the smallest space and they do what needs to be done .. call a taxi by the end of the night.
1 minute ago
did you know, on sony candybar phones, the menu grid is aligned with the keypad. 12 icons 12 buttons and the buttons launch the ap in that position.... not relevant with this phone but hey the more you know
I used to have a fake vertu phone with the same wallpaper
Eating nuts while I watch your video
Awesome video
Odkurzacz (in folks) is vacum in polish
this video is my fault and i am very sorry and also simultaneously not
also, this is a MediaTek device (I can tell by the game over screen and browser interface). you don't see one of those every day
No, no... The world needs to know
oh hi
How dare you
This was probably marketed to the middle east / gulf. Because it looks like a ceremonial Arab Khanjar / knife.
It's a croissant!!!!
Those phones are designed for celebs that dont need a Smartphone.
A second USB charging port? It's basically a ROG Phone 😅
kostet das n fuffi?
all 1000mah wow.
Gold phones are for people with more money than class
These things are not normally meant for use, or at least not long term use. They are just a different way of buying gold and diamonds which hold their value.
Rich people buy them, use them maybe at an event, then store them securely as investment in gold and diamonds not a phone (or whatever product it is).
TONE 2 IS MARIO
Thr name for the phone should be lobster leg , the texture yhe coulour. *le crab*
teardown is still the best part .. stop quesioning urself!
Funny & very ugly phone 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks to china cloning this we get to see what the ugliest most expensive phone looks like
love u smoorez
TechImma1st
Don't take my comments seriously. It's only a meme.
i though it was a frikin boomerang or a real weapon!! wtf is this shet??!! it's so ugly omg why does it even exist? also after seeing the welcome boot up i was like: guys they found out that our welcome devices are crap, what do we do?? random dude: simple, we just change name! (ok, i laughed way too hard at the welcome screen, i knew it!!)
i'm not good with names but i thing i would go with "fuffi goldwish 4k ultra" for all the bolliwood (i guess it's called like that) lovers around the world
Hellu smuz
that phone is hideous and that is one phone i would nnot want if i was rich well the phone this is a clone of
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I thought it was itel who made ugliest fone
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IM THE FIRST DISLIKEEEEEEEEEE
What's with 4G and silly voices ?!