imagine being a civilian and looking out you apartment window to see an asian woman clinging onto a skyscraper window violently vibrating back and forth in a shit-taking position for 10 hours straight
Here's the scenario: You wake up, didn't get enough sleep. Traffic was bad, and the nearest parking spot was 3 city blocks from the office building you are employed at. You are tired. You take the elevator to your floor, the archetecture firm, almost immediately encountering your boss. She seems cheery, and nonchalantly assigns you to a new project, a huge project that'll net millions for the firm, a slim hourly wage for you, little more than an intern. You crawl into your office, collapse into your chair. What is this day turning into? You slowly lean forward, rubbing your temples, eyes scrunching before dragging open to look out the window, to see that gorgeous view, the one thing about your job that keeps you going... A small tattooed millenial is floating. Crouched, hands rubbing against the glass, wiggling slightly, looking tired and kind of impatient. Just floating. At like, 0 mph. You watch for a solid 30 minutes before they're gone. You're done.
now that... is not true because she makes it to the top in 10 hours, so that would mean the building is only 20 floors high... which it obviously isn't
Imagine if you worked at the Anansi tower (if it was actually operational.) You work on the middle floor, all goes well until you see a girl slowly sliding up the window in a squat position only using her fingertips. You are so baffled you just stand there open mouthed watching her elevate out of sight.
Usable ladders are there probably because the developers got plans for something to happen in-game at the very top but went against it in the end and blocked the entire section altogether.
I think that the ladder entities are all usable, so nobody bothered changing it to an untouchable prop when they set up the scene up there, cause nobody thought somebody would actually get up there. As you're building a scene like this one, you are given the assets and manipulate them as you want, but you aren't given the option list in order to make them not usable.
and they also make the world so that you can view it without glitches when you're in the game's "bounds". So at the top, you can see all the game's inner cogs and wheels
This game looks great and all but the fact that you can’t get up there unless you’re using exploits really says something. A game about parkour and freerunning where you can climb nearly anything in an open world doesn’t openly allow you to climb the TALLEST building in the game? Isn’t that what everyone would want to do?
It isnt the tallest tower, there is a building called the shard that is like 2 km high or something, and you can get very close to where he is in a fully intentional mission
@@darindial8908 of the shard? Yeah quite a view up there. It is restricted to a mission but my good friend toffiklubitoffi aka bread managed to get there in free roam
A big thank you to everyone who took their time to watch this video! as of today a six minute long recording of me climbing a tower has more views than the game's own launch trailer! This is a huge thing for me so thanks again!
I never understood the logic of these surfaces in action games, where on our character moves on his own, against our will. Still we can control it here.
0:56 k Bois, this is what we call wall gliding, so first of all crouch in a frog position and then break the matrix with your calculator, and there you have it, u can cross any wall with this neat trick.
can we all take a few seconds to appreciate that he spent 10 HOURS basically just for a 30 second view and just for us... what a legend he deserves a like and a sub
ATTENTION - I am experimenting a much more entertaining and probably faster way to get there. Expect a new video about this soon if it turns out it works!
Computers have these cool things called programs. Yea bro. You can download them from this thing called the internet or make them yourself. Amazing right? I have this one called mouse and keyboard recorder. Can you guess what it does by the name?
4:29 I'm convinced they had a dlc or a bigger map in mind. Even after so much time since the release, I'm hoping they continue with the series. Can't even imagine what it could look like with the tech we have now. And I think the story is really good.
Me: OK IM GONNA DO THIS!!! *10 Hours later* FINALLY IM HERE!! *I fell off and i have to do everything again* FUCK YOU GOOOOOOoooooooooo.... *dies in game and suicides irl*
If anything the ladders that they placed there weren't just an visual objects, but the actual ladders being used in the free roam by default. So they placed these ladders there as a visual but didn't bothered to disable their functionality. They weren't meant to be used, so it didn't matter.
Probably just had that functioning ladder prop and didn't want to make unusable ladders. Didn't play the game, but I don't think there are any unusable ladders.
Love both the mirrors edge games. The style and lush music and atmosphere are great and remind me a lot of my travels in Hong Kong a few years ago hiking alone up to the top of lion rock and looking across to the peak and down on the city below.
+Richy Brosive! well, for starters the first game passed almost unnoticed when it first released aswell and in my opinion it's a better game as a whole. Catalyst is in itself a really good game but unless you are a speedrunner there is little to no appeal for the general public
imagine being a civilian and looking out you apartment window to see an asian woman clinging onto a skyscraper window violently vibrating back and forth in a shit-taking position for 10 hours straight
I'd be a bit fascinated, disturbed and turned on. Odd mix..
Cynical Brat Congratulations you have Yellow Fever
What if he's Asian^
I bet this will become a hentai
get a tent, some snacks n a piss bucket
Every time you fell and grabbed to a ledge my heart stopped
i know
My hands started to sweat ayy.
moms spagetti
Im accually eating spagetti
No joke xd
***** Thx, I did not choke lol
"We can't go on that crane because the arm is too steep"
*climbs a glass building*
Ok
@PRO GAMER ok
Ok
Ok
Oooooooooo...
You go through all of that and you don't even jump off at the end...
Tryte right, I'm looking a video where the person jumps
You can't see because the height makes your character do weird shit
Same. Just sitting here saying 'do it. aaaaaand do it.' then the video ends.
he doesn't even look down
Tryte If he was to jump off the screen would blurr out after 5 seconds of the fall
literally on the mirror's edge.
Your comment deserves more likes.
LOOOOOOOOL
NeoVesuvian lol
I see what you did there
That's a crane, actually.
"Oops, I forgot to hit record"
if that happened to me i would just end my life
"Oops, I didn't jump at the end"
ZLATENDAB honestly same I’m serious lmfao
ZLATENDAB I would definitely hang myself with the USB cord
I would commit die
"can't reach that arm because it's too steep"
literally goes up 90 degree wall
Here's the scenario:
You wake up, didn't get enough sleep. Traffic was bad, and the nearest parking spot was 3 city blocks from the office building you are employed at. You are tired.
You take the elevator to your floor, the archetecture firm, almost immediately encountering your boss. She seems cheery, and nonchalantly assigns you to a new project, a huge project that'll net millions for the firm, a slim hourly wage for you, little more than an intern.
You crawl into your office, collapse into your chair. What is this day turning into? You slowly lean forward, rubbing your temples, eyes scrunching before dragging open to look out the window, to see that gorgeous view, the one thing about your job that keeps you going...
A small tattooed millenial is floating.
Crouched, hands rubbing against the glass, wiggling slightly, looking tired and kind of impatient. Just floating. At like, 0 mph. You watch for a solid 30 minutes before they're gone.
You're done.
I... That was beautiful.
Tyler Hallsen You should write a book.
now that... is not true because she makes it to the top in 10 hours, so that would mean the building is only 20 floors high... which it obviously isn't
Neo2266 he didn't say it was in the first floor.
Neo2266 The person is only on 1 floor. So they could only see the floating millennial for the period of time it would take for her to pass 1 floor.
To all those who are watching
*He does not jump*
@SERIOUS LEE well no shit
@@lxuie7380 no shit shit 😂
@blacktigertheone
He meant the player who played this game.
Thank you... Continues tubescrolling...
Damnit
Me: wow the highest spot? I might have to try this.
Dude: takes ten hours!
Me:nope
Same lol
He was jk
Look in the des
Description
Same
Imagine if you worked at the Anansi tower (if it was actually operational.)
You work on the middle floor, all goes well until you see a girl slowly sliding up the window in a squat position only using her fingertips.
You are so baffled you just stand there open mouthed watching her elevate out of sight.
I would lock myself in a insane asylum
@@kneegear8989 hol up
@@kneegear8989 OPEN UP THIS IS THE FBI!!
I SAW SPIDER WAHMAN
@@kneegear8989 BREACH CHARGE ON! PREPARE FOR BREACHING!! *BOOM* HANDS ON YOUR BACK! THIS IS THE CIA!!
9 hours and 57 minutes later
Accidentally hits back instead of left and right
Breaks computer and comitts suicide
@@Doctor_Straing_Strange by jumping out of the window
@@heyhuhh1366 he hangs himself with the computer wires
Life Hack : Use a macro.
@@heyhuhh1366 by jumping from the highest building in real life
aaaaaa the jumping around after you made it up made me so fucking nervous
Epoch Divergence ikr hahaha
Stupid Chinese keyboards.
Epoch Divergence my palms are sweating
Ikhwan Yusuf are your knees week?
Damon Carnaggio mine are month
This video gave me hella anxiety after the “10 hour climb” mark
Wow a year of this comment and no one replied wow
@@HistoricalJage agreed
4:14 "keep shifting on here or you'll fall" wonder how he found that out
But at the end he says:''the worst 10 hours in my life''
With an asterisk, maybe read the description.
@@timothydemann4689 yeah I did but still wondering how he found that out tho
@@squidanado2765 He probably had did it before recording for testing purposes
Oh yikes
That is actually not true.. If you jump you would've been a little bit higher.
...
hope you're kidding
2 space assholes ?
this dude XD
Why? He's not lying.
9hours later
Finger: What did it cost?
Zen: *EVERYTHING*
Macros: am I a joke to you?
he must be watching his own youtube videos while doing that
5:04 Imagine climbing all the way up just to fall through that little gap
*I FEAR NO MAN*
*BUT THIS THING! IT SCARES ME*
??? "We can't reach that crane because the arm is too steep :(" says the guy that just climbed straight up for 10 hrs....
....okay...
noxabellus he means that according to the games physics, like sometime a ramp can be too steep in a game and not possible to walk up
noxabellus he didn't climbed for 10 hours, look at the fucking description
Merlijn Marquering k
What about the run up a steep slope and repeatedly hit pause trick? Or is it even too steep for that?
@@merlijnmarquering119 fucking climbed
JUMP
Mr Duke Silve
do a flip
Mr Duke Silver she should!
Mr Duke Silver DO A BACKFLIP
Mr Duke Silver 08
Usable ladders are there probably because the developers got plans for something to happen in-game at the very top but went against it in the end and blocked the entire section altogether.
Or perhaps they simply copypasted one of the lower sections.
@T. F. 32 it's not that obvious, there are many other reasons the ladders could be there
I heard there's is one mission that you go to the summit, maybe because of that?
Maybe they intended the building to be climbable in free roam, but changed their mind because of time?
They’re still working on the $30 DLC
Maybe this was intended to be in-bounds but they changed it mid-development, hence the usable ladders and solid objects here and there.
I think that the ladder entities are all usable, so nobody bothered changing it to an untouchable prop when they set up the scene up there, cause nobody thought somebody would actually get up there. As you're building a scene like this one, you are given the assets and manipulate them as you want, but you aren't given the option list in order to make them not usable.
and they also make the world so that you can view it without glitches when you're in the game's "bounds". So at the top, you can see all the game's inner cogs and wheels
2:49 Become the printer!
lol
Lardian I play Growtopia too :D
It's like 90s internet!
Lmfao
Jajajajaja
This game looks great and all but the fact that you can’t get up there unless you’re using exploits really says something. A game about parkour and freerunning where you can climb nearly anything in an open world doesn’t openly allow you to climb the TALLEST building in the game? Isn’t that what everyone would want to do?
It isnt the tallest tower, there is a building called the shard that is like 2 km high or something, and you can get very close to where he is in a fully intentional mission
Btw you can see the shard at 5:51
Jonathan can you climb to the top?
@@darindial8908 of the shard? Yeah quite a view up there. It is restricted to a mission but my good friend toffiklubitoffi aka bread managed to get there in free roam
@@user-hj1yc1vd6f but we want climb the Seven Summits in the game ^_^
A big thank you to everyone who took their time to watch this video! as of today a six minute long recording of me climbing a tower has more views than the game's own launch trailer! This is a huge thing for me so thanks again!
WHY WOULD YOU NOT JUMP??
*WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUMP????*
>Spends 10 hours inkjet printering their way to the top.
>Mispresses the jump button and goes over the edge.
over the *mirror's edge*
when you slip off and climb back on i get a anxiety attack every time
4:16 - Keep shifting on here or you'll fall
Huh, guess you made that mistake before?
so they spent 20hrs on it then??
Lol
@@beawsome7722 30 as he already gotten it by the end of the video
I never understood the logic of these surfaces in action games, where on our character moves on his own, against our will. Still we can control it here.
RUclips works in mysterious ways, this is suddenly in my recommended though I've never seen a Zen video or a Mirrors Edge video.
hiddenpage same lol
“E” to synchronize
The TTT Syndicate
W+shift+^ to leap of faith
This looks a lot like when desmond was climbing that building to get the square thingy in AC3
*peaceful guitar starts playing*
*Eagle starts flying around*
*Camera starts spinning*
the old ac days
Urge to jump intensifies.
Schmidty030 story of my life
Schmidty030 *Top 10 anime betrayals*
Me to haha 😂😂😂
HE DIDNT EVEN JUMP OFF
Ethan White The screen would have blurred out and he would have been taken down. I Mean he could have atleast looked down.
Ethan White ikka
You broke one of the unspoken gaming rules. If you ever reach a point that high, you GOTTA jump off.
"We can't reach that crane because the arm is too steep"
In other words he doesn't want to spend another 10 hours climbing that crane
This was recommended in my feed and I am VERY glad I watched it.
They knew someone was gonna get up there somehow so they thought they'd surprise them
Or you know, they started building it and thought fuck it cause you know, EA.
*Takes 9 Hours to climb a Glass*
*"Watch Out For Slippery Glass"*
*Me : Falls Off*
all that effort and you didn't jump?! DISSAPOINTED
IamTheOne I
IamTheOne I
Disappointed
I am *DISSAPOINTED* ON YOUR COMMNET!
Miner456 I am *DISSAPOINTED* on your grammar!
10 hours and got 500 dollars sounds like a not bad deal
Ach Hadda he got money for this? o.o
dragonddarkPSN yeah +500 000 views 😂
Ach Hadda he did not spend 10 hours
Detgf fhjjgg he said he did so he did or not I don't care but still a fair deal
Ach Hadda you know that if you read the descripiption he says"i didn't really spent 10 hours i am not crazy"
4:15 The fact that he knows this can mean only one thing...
Petar drug .. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@The_Flying_Arrowz369 what?
Minecraft?
DescriptionBreaker • .. he prolly had to start all over if he didn’t hold shift
@@The_Flying_Arrowz369 so minecraft?
You show us all this and then you don't even jump off? Casual.
Gianni Bodeutsch because it won't show the whole fall. You'll die after two feet.
Gianni Bodeutsch okm
look up what casual mean
I agree
You mean amateur?
Wow.... 10 hours
Incredible job, buddy! LIKE
analise
*Accidentally falls off while jumping to the other ladder.*
“Oh S*** here we go again.”
*shit
@@k1zer100 you cant say the shit word man
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO CLIMB THE GOD DAMM BUILDING CJ
*Types "ROCKETMAN" cheat*
@@cjofsanandreas142 OHHH CJ THAT IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
This should be a trophy
entitled, THAT WHICH HAS NO LIFE... lol
DLC ENERGY or "Dedicated" :D
Josue Covarrubias or Highest Peak
DLC's is actually good tho
Josue Covarrubias no it shouldnt who the fuck would sit in one room and go left and right for 10 hours
How did you find about this video? I had a sudden increase in subs and views, was this video featured somewhere?
I'm pretty sure (for me) it was recommended
Was watching someone climbing the shard & this autoplayed. Maybe it was posted on Reddit.
it was in my recommended as well. I have only ever watched one other mirrors edge video. Awesome video tho!
Zen it popped up in my feed. I don't really watch these but it did lol. :) good job though.
I got it from my recommendations while watching someone climbing the shard. The youtube algorithm gods are with you
3:38 bruh I almost had a heart attack when you almost fell
how to waste 10h of your life with pressing 3 keys.
dude you owned me
Zen ;) xd
BassBoosting XD not xd
what is the legit way to get to that point? did the devs intend this?
there is no way to reach that point "legit", only through glitching
2:36 looks like a printer printing an image 😂😂😂😂
Imagine you tryna d that for 9 hours but realize your not even moving🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Lit People I laughed
You'd probably notice 30 minutes in
*9 hours later*
Discovers that the top is glitchy af, not accessable
0:56 k Bois, this is what we call wall gliding, so first of all crouch in a frog position and then break the matrix with your calculator, and there you have it, u can cross any wall with this neat trick.
The music is beautiful and brings back moments where I repeat the story.
this video is seriusly so fucking intense every single time you slipped I felt that my heart stopped for a second JESUS!
Idk why, but I literally wanted her to do a Leap of Faith from there.
can we all take a few seconds to appreciate that he spent 10 HOURS basically just for a 30 second view and just for us... what a legend he deserves a like and a sub
I was so fucking afraid for you when you started jumping around after that ten hour climb. Good production quality, subbed
ATTENTION - I am experimenting a much more entertaining and probably faster way to get there. Expect a new video about this soon if it turns out it works!
Zen why didn't you jump
Zen
James Robert Choke just in game music I think
Search For Mirror's Edge - Kate [Puzzle]
Zen and you didnt jump off because?
It’s weird that it’s just a game but the atmosphere when you climb up that high is that good it still makes you uneasy.
I wanted to see you jump!
At the very least appreciate the time he spent on the video
Not that much tbh, he didn't spend 10 hours on it atleast
This channel is dedication and hard work we need more of you
i justed watched someone shimmy up a wall for a few minutes. I do not regret any of this.
You should have jumped at the end
Paft Dunk story of my life
Paft Dunk
The game stops you after a bit
Paft Dunk hello there nice name
no way you did this for 9 hours.
"* I did not actually spend 10 hours doing that i am not crazy. You can do it if you want, though." - Video description 2016
derVogi I don't see what's wrong with what he says.
Computers have these cool things called programs. Yea bro. You can download them from this thing called the internet or make them yourself. Amazing right? I have this one called mouse and keyboard recorder. Can you guess what it does by the name?
+Jesus Christ savage
Jesus Christ alright alright calm down buddy, he was just curious, not everyone is as smart as you
I have two questions:
1. How did the crane operator get up, and
2. Why don’t you have 1 million subscribers yet.
He is the crane operator xD
rakha m He spent 10 hours getting up there he’s probably going to spend 10 hours staying up there
wait... why is there a crane operator all the way up there?
The operator probably has an elevator
@@bochen1079 or the crane is drone/robot
awesome! although i was nervous while you're jumping all over the place...10 hours man...insane🙏
3:40, Imagine if he fell like that ....
0:46 the setting sun shining on buildings it's colourful and lovely takes me to place unknown .. a place where I want to be.
This game has some beautiful settings specially at night !
Is this a parkour/freerunning Game. If Yes........ I WANT IT
Stelios Siropoulos Same
Stelios Siropoulos yea it is
Mirrors edge 1 is better
Stelios Siropoulos yes
It's the best parkour game
I think they actually wanted to add this in the game..
I'm finding strong evidence throughout the art book and the website and the Birdman quests that the game was to be much bigger
@@Toxin___InterHalfer Well I mean the usable ladders says it quite clearly enough.
EA probably fucked it all up as usual
4:29 I'm convinced they had a dlc or a bigger map in mind. Even after so much time since the release, I'm hoping they continue with the series. Can't even imagine what it could look like with the tech we have now. And I think the story is really good.
I love how he gives instructions like anyone is actually gonna do this for 10 hours
The moment "9 hours later" popped up on screen... -.-
Also whats that red pickup on the end of the crane?
A marker which he put there
Aramafrizzel So he had already done that once before?!?!
ye i get up there around once a week
I finished the game this week and took some screenshots and a short video when I got to this crane in story mode. Worth it.
Did you actually spend 10 hours doing this or did you sent up a script of some sort?
Probably a script else he is probably insane by now (at least i would be)
Larry He used a bot
He asked his little brother
Check the description
TalentLacking Macros probably.
ill go try it on local skyscraper ill let you know how it went when i get back
Be Calm it's been 24+ hours how was it?
hes still doing the glide glitch
I think he's dead guys......
rip
Be Calm may jesus be with you, Reguiesca de pace
those 10 hours are in my opinion totally worth it. I mean like look at that beautiful panorama of Glass. Amazing
here is how to do it in less than a hour
1. get gmod and the mirrors edge mod
2. press v and go on top
I honestly hoped that she jumped at the end, just for fun. Is it fun?
I would have jumped off
yep
and than you see fuck didnt record it
yep
There's no point the game makes faith reset after like 3 seconds
And this lady's and gentlemen,is where zen peaked in his life
Me: OK IM GONNA DO THIS!!!
*10 Hours later*
FINALLY IM HERE!!
*I fell off and i have to do everything again*
FUCK YOU GOOOOOOoooooooooo.... *dies in game and suicides irl*
El Fantasma De Alex the fastest way of getting up there was from inside and it's the funnest way. Video bad
most fun*
had a heart attack at 3:45
I was really hoping you would just leap off at the end lol
Thumb - “Ah Shit Here We Go Again.”
Since you did this for over 10 hours thats an instant sub from me.
OneBarWarrior in the description it says he didn't lmaoo
maybe you were originally supossed to be able to get up there, and they forgot to remove some things like the ladder
If anything the ladders that they placed there weren't just an visual objects, but the actual ladders being used in the free roam by default. So they placed these ladders there as a visual but didn't bothered to disable their functionality.
They weren't meant to be used, so it didn't matter.
+FunnyVideosShowPL would you even be able to see them though from any other point in the game
***** Well, haven't played the game myself, so I can't answer to that.
Probably just had that functioning ladder prop and didn't want to make unusable ladders. Didn't play the game, but I don't think there are any unusable ladders.
As someone with a big fear of heights this makes me uneasy.
What kind of monster wouldn t jump
Dude, you are fucking dedicated.
Nathan Lin 7
thank you for not jumping off at the end so that my brain doesn't have it to remember and repeat it for me in a dream with me starring as the jumper
Imagine after 9 hours of tedious left and right movement, you fall off
Baahh, why didnt you jump off at the end???!!! Thats half the point of getting so high!!
Very dissapointed.
The game resets you after like 2 seconds of falling
U don't know how much anxiety I got watching this video
its like watching and old printer print print lol
ye xDD rly
zig-zag-ing? lol
i only came here to watch her jump off
i dissapoint
check the new video
oh dang
:O
Love both the mirrors edge games. The style and lush music and atmosphere are great and remind me a lot of my travels in Hong Kong a few years ago hiking alone up to the top of lion rock and looking across to the peak and down on the city below.
3:55 You Do NOT want to fall off.
you actually don't want to fall at any height of this building if it was in real life
no fucking way i could never have guessed that
I mean, there's parachutes for a reason..
Why doesn't anybody ever talk about this game around me? I enjoyed the first one and I felt like it's received a lot more attention than this one.
+Richy Brosive! well, for starters the first game passed almost unnoticed when it first released aswell and in my opinion it's a better game as a whole. Catalyst is in itself a really good game but unless you are a speedrunner there is little to no appeal for the general public
I played the first game when i was like 9 and i didn't knew english. Still was a pro.
This video has been appearing in my recommend over the past 2 years. I'm finally watching it. I don't know how I feel about this...
THANK YOU finally, it's literally been in my recommended for 2 years haha
"9 hours 58 minutes later..."
*Falls*
To all the people saying you should jump it cuts out after like 5 seconfs it bs
Man in the title i saw mirrors edge capitalist that’s the reason i clicked on the video
WHY WAS THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED!?!?
WHY ARE YOU COMMENTING THIS!?!?