I sometimes wonder if he is not Russian. His accent is on point and Za wasze zdrowie. Was perfect. Well it was perfect in Polish but i bet Russian is simmilar
@@qzg7857 well, the non-russian accent is very noticeable, but the form is correct in Russian - if we're toasting 'to your health', it would be like here, 'Za vashe zdorovie!', and not usual westerners' imagining of 'Nazdrovie!'. Which is much better than could be said for many western media outlets.
@@molybdaen11 As well as first spacewalk, first docking in space, first woman in space, first remote controlled vehicle on the moon, and a few other things that I forgot
@@georgiykireev9678 And they would have been the first people on the moon to if they had not decided to use that highly unstable propellant which explosion killed hundreds of they best specialists at once.
40 years ago, while traveling, I'd been invited to stay with some Polish folk. For breakfast, they just pointed to the fridge. I was a bit shocked to find It contained row after row of bottles of vodka and a few isolated beers. I thought it might create a national incident if I didn't have a drink so I just picked a beer. I was horrified to find that the beer bottles contained home made vodka!
You know, the video is really very funny even for a Russian native. Thanks, guys, I laughed heartily, and I'm grateful for the respectful approach to humor, albeit based on stereotypes.
@@Eddie36144of course not, we have freedom in Russia unlike other “developed” countries. These jokes are so old and not funny. The funny thing is that this propaganda is so deep in western societies that people actually believe all this nonsense.
I love how you guys can hit on a great concept like these immigration sketches and have them familiar, yet keep them fresh, continuing to surprise & delight us - it’s clearly the hallmark of master craftsmen. Bravo! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@@happyelephant5384 Если уж начистоту, его смысл был бы в том, чтобы никто никогда о нем не узнал. А так это суперсекретный убивающий газ/жидкость, который используется для тайных убийств спецслужбами России. Только вот, о нем все знают. И он до конца никого не убил, насколько я знаю. Конечно же, это может быть один из эпизодов, который стал известен. Но на месте спецслужб, мне было бы очень стыдно, что я так профански действую и не могу по тихому убить пару человек. И это подрывает доверие к шумихе вокруг него, мягко говоря.
A Russian Novichok joke: "Husband! I need you to take out the trash." "I can't. I've been poisoned with Novichok. I think I'm dying." "Stop acting, no one has died from Novichock yet."
@@victorv1406 How tired I am of reading about these "poisonings"... An interview with one of the creators of the Novichok appeared on RUclips. Now he lives in the United States so that no one can say that Putin forced him to lie. The creator of Novichok claims that Novichok is not an ordinary poison that is put in food. And it was specially developed as a Combat Poison. No gloves or gas mask will save you from theNovichok. Novichok is a nerve agent and begins to act within 15 seconds after poisoning. After that, a person forgets how to breathe, and dies without any pain and torment. Both cases are completely different. The first victims in England, touching the door handle, went to the park, where they became ill, and they lay unconscious for an unknown amount of time until they were taken away by ambulance. Navalny, according to him, put on poisoned underpants at the hotel. He went to the airport, waited for the plane and still flew in it, and only on the plane he became ill.. Sergei Skripal spent some time in a Russian prison for betraying his homeland before coming to England and could have killed in prison if Putin wanted to kill him. For example, he could have been found hanged in his cell after being gang-raped by fellow inmates. Navalny could go to jail at any time, he had two suspended sentences in a row, which is nonsense at all. In Russia, if you already have an incomplete suspended criminal record for a previous crime, you go to prison with the next criminal record. This applies to all ordinary Russian citizens, only if they are not the opposition... By the way, Navalny had already missed a mandatory visit of a supervising police officer more than 6 times before his "poisoning" and had every chance that his suspended sentence would be replaced by a real criminal term in prison..
@@Oleg111222333, what is creators name? Isn’t that dude who was suede for stilling and sailing poison from lab in 90’s? He didn’t got full punishment. Interesting, why?
I’m Russian and it’s the first time that someone English-speaking pronounces our toast correctly. It is indeed “Za zdorovjie” NOT “Na zdorovjie”. Good job, comrades! Love from Moscow
@@krzysztofkosior1680 yeap, he said Za vashe zdorovje and that's even more accurate, he greeted them as guests, wishing them something good (health in the case), starting unofficial and friendly way of communicating. We do say Na zdorovje in russian, but it's used when you do some favor, helping or give something helpful, then it's not about health itself, just way of responding to "thank you" (like "never mind") or for example, words, that we say when give some clothes, "Nosi na zdorovje" (nosi is imperative "wear")
@@yashsah6531 I mean you can go sightseeing. It's not easy outside of cities and resort regions since tourism is poorly developed outside of those, but it's still possible. You could go into universities, there were part of Bologna system. I've personally seen students from African and Asian countries. Also if you country isn't rich (not that Russia is rich) you can work here. People from neighboring countries has been doing it for decades. There aren't many things you can't do in Russia really. The only thing we are lacking is our right to vote. Which is bad for us but not that big of concern for a tourist. On the other hand it could be much worse. I'm grateful I don't live in North Korea.
Major props for saying "za vashe zdorovye" ("to your health") and not "na zdorovye" ("you're welcome") at the end. I don't know why the latter is considered the Russian equivalent of "Cheers" among English speakers - but it's incorrect. You guys nailed it. Kudos!
@EE DR in polish it is "na zdravje", it is a toast, yes. In russian it is "na zdorovije", which means "you are welcome". Spasibo (which, by the way, means thank you/save me, God, spasi-bo[g]), thank you, na zdorovije, you are welcome. Not a toast.
@@ЗвезделинаБожилова sometimes kids (or older) play a game searching for hidden things or their friends hide, and if they are close to the hidden friend or thing their other mates say “warmer”, but if they get further away they say “colder” :)
My bear fell off the stove laughing and broke his balalaika and spilled all the vodka that was left after the New Year celebration!)))) Thanks, great jokes, the guys played their roles perfectly! ))) Greetings from Russia!)
Simetric 😁😁😁 future in the past is killing me. Честно, это жопа. Ваши времена и отсутствие окончаний ещё это что-то. Как блин запомнить все эти a, an, the и т.д.? Нереально)))
@@MrDemaniak Да, я знаю. Я учиться по-русски 1 года лет and that trainwreck of a sentence is honestly the best I can do. I'm not even sure that makes sense.
Cuz he just throwa that in there so randomly and unnecessarily. Yet it perfectly communicates the Russia's need to enforce their perception of superiority in the world (or at least maintain the illusion in their minds). 😜
I'm Russian and when foil was on the verge of denying the vodka, I was genuinely anxious for him for a sec, screaming in my head: "Nonono! What are you doing, it's yes, always yes!!" It's pretty accurate, really. Well done, lads.
I got married in Russia and my father in law just kept pouring vodka. I wanted to say no but my wife said to just accept it and suffer the consequences. Consequences were suffered...
FIRST TIME EVER!! First time ever I see anglophones who say absolutely correct "Za vashe zdorovie" instead of Hollywoodian kind of "na zdorovie". Bravo, guys!
You should see and hear how our Irish country-fellows get around in Russia, like how to evade arrests by Russian police if they break laws. 😂 Many Russian migrants here in Ireland are surprised to hear many stories back from Irish who drank with Russian police and entertained them with stories and jokes, before they were released without charges or fines.
I love the way you “tell the story” through your facial expressions. You are both especially talented at conveying uncertainty - mixed with fear - just through your eyes. Great work!
I expected something toothless, but was genuinely impressed by "the most dangerous job" and "odorless, colourless, tasteless drink"! And the sketch is really funny! Great job!
Я очень смеялся, когда в последнем сезоне The Boys французик сделал Новичок в "школьной лаборатории", а потом налил его в обычную бутылку из под духов. Это сравнимо с созданием машины времени в гараже, в Терминаторе 🤣
Sovereign states? More like former russian land, given up on good will and tainted because of irresponsible occupants, giving in to nazi ideologies and teaming up with the wrong crowd. The western crowd.
I was so thrilled hearing 'за здоровье!' bc so many ppl mistakenly use 'на здоровье' as a toast. As expected you guys put a good deal of thought and research in your sketches. Thank you for your hard work!
"How many nuclear warheads does Russia possess?" - "We don't know" - "That's right, you don't know...". 😅 LOVE IT! And YURI GAGARIN! YES! YES AND YES! ДА ДА ДА :) Ahh, your Russian pieces are the best :)))
I wish the "I don't know" answer could be just as readily accepted as a legit one everywhere 😂😂😂 From job interviews to University exams to whatever comes in life. Life would be easy peasy.
True. I’ve had bosses that practically have told me to lie to customers, and never ever say, “I don’t know.” I always felt telling them the truth made me more human, and let them know I wasn’t lying about everything else I told them. But we live in a global society where admitting you’re not the smartest person is a social crime.
Slight objections: there should really have been pickles, and no proper Russian would drink that little vodka out of that big a glass. Otherwise, spot on and genius!
For some reason the beginning of these videos always reminds me of the bridge scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" "Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see."
Russians have no experience of Russian immigration, being, you know, Russian. However, as a foreigner with a Russian residence permit, I can confirm that yes, yes it is.
I think what's missing here is that we can't see Arms' eyebrows dancing with that accent🕺 can we have a do over to see this? 😆 Hehe. Pro tip ..don't drink the vodka 😂
" - What is Russia's biggest import? - Sovereign states" Oh God! You hit the bull's eye!!! And the whole sketch... so ridiculously accurate! Love you guys even more ♥ ♥ ♥
@@kieranquebec9466 Thank you very much for appreciation. Yeah, we call it Sakartvelo but I don't resent be called Georgia really, it's just confusing for people sometimes :)
The lads seem so much happier in the sign offs now that they've got live gigs to look forward to again. Also.... 'because you're always getting colder' .... that was my fave joke in this sketch *chef's kiss* 🤣🤣🤣💜🖤💜🖤
I noticed they were talking very fast in the outro and this sketch was not as long as some of them. As if they were short of time. Maybe the lads are having to spend more time rehearsing their live show stuff now that live shows are finally happening...
@@anonymous_selkie Rehearsing? These boys? Pfffft 😂 I'm sure they'll make it a priority after their first one 😅 (just teasing, I heard the crowd loved it and had an amazing time!)
@@SamFAHntha- Haha! Well they do have a habit of leaving things to the last minute, from what I've heard! 🤣 (Its lovely to know that the live show went well, though! I'm sure they haven't lost their touch!)
@@anonymous_selkie Nooo not at all! They just should've rehearsed a bit more apparently 😂 I remember reading a comment on Facebook of someone asking them if they're busy rehearsing in preparation for the show (which was like 3 days away or something) and Arms replied "we should be...." So, it's not like they were too cocky and didn't think they didn't need it 😂 Ah, you'll be better next time lads. You're still the best 😂😂
Ha, Arms's Russian accent was very close, I confirm. Jokes were classy as usual, I absolutely love your wordplay. But there's a little thing about drinking vodka: not big glasses but shots. If you take a glass it should be filled with vodka up to the edge. But this level of drinking vodka is for very experienced men. 😀 Hugs, guys! Be careful! I'm watching you...
@@SamFAHntha I just remembered what my Mum told me. There used to be a penalty for the guests who got late for the wedding - to drink a whole glass of vodka at once. Nowadays it's not practiced anymore, perhaps somewhere in the villages only
The surprised face at the end was to all means due to the wrong glass, not the breakfast time. No sane person would drink vodka from a whisky glass. Cheers from Poland!
Русский может с тобой сначала выпить, потом тебе избить и ограбить. Есть и такие русские. Они везде чувствуют себя как дома, даже если в другой стране!
@@bolshay конечно, все русские до одного бухают водяру с одной бутылки, без стакана и вообще с земли, истинная правда! Все до единого, без исключения! Такая же истина, как и то, что все украинцы до последнего - исключительно чистые, светлые и высоконравственные люди, не то что соседние русские орки, канеш)
Jokes apart, when I had to go past Russian immigration I didn't have to answer any questions the officer just stamped my pass, and I was late for my next flight from Moscow to Petersburg so the security let me through without even making me go through the X Rays and stuff. (I tried explaining to the security that I was late in English, she apparently didn't speak a word and just laughed and waved me through) I was really surprised at how lax they were, I expected to get properly grilled.
Hey that sounds good! Maybe they didn't want to stop someone who had joy in their name from coming in... Please ignore the lack of logic in my comment 😁
They indeed very lax. The only embassy in my country where you can just mail ur passport to get visa. I didnt even need to show up! And its one of the best travel destination! Good food, great culture, marvellous tea and suuuper affordable.
My experience is that 99% time they don't care, and then come that 1% and them they care a lot, every fricking tiny thing, and then you should have doted the i's and crossed the t's.
У меня не хватит английских слов, чтобы выразить свое восхищение вашему чувству юмора. Вы словно привет из классики Монти Пайтон, Шоу Бенни Хилла, ну а авторы Майти Буш просто нервно курят в сторонке. Удачи
Lol the ammount of liquid in the glasses :D Been to Russia, never have I ever seen a glass that wasn't filled to the brink. And I'm talking 100-250 ml glasses. Maybe this is what their kindergarden portion look like, but even that I would assume would be a bigger portion. Kids gotta learn somehow.
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'That's right, you don't know'
Sweating intensifies
*Panics more because now the sweat is freezing*
@@SamFAHntha imagining frozen beads of sweat 🤣
about 20 000 nuclear charges as far as I remember, similar to that of US and about 100 times more than everyone else in the world.
@@makerbeelab5546 Nope, it has ~7000. Only a bit more than the US.
@@Chronos4088 Does it include those that are just stored?
You can genuinely feel the Russian pride and confidence when Arms says "That's right, you don't know".
I sometimes wonder if he is not Russian. His accent is on point and Za wasze zdrowie. Was perfect. Well it was perfect in Polish but i bet Russian is simmilar
The most terrifying thing is that we don't know how many nukes we have as well...
@@qzg7857 Nope, his "Za wasze zdrowie" doesn't sound like Russian at all xD
@@qwq843 it sounds much more russian than 'na zdorovie'
@@qzg7857 well, the non-russian accent is very noticeable, but the form is correct in Russian - if we're toasting 'to your health', it would be like here, 'Za vashe zdorovie!', and not usual westerners' imagining of 'Nazdrovie!'. Which is much better than could be said for many western media outlets.
The hesitation before taking the drink - subtle guys.
Bahaha how did I miss that??
Golden!
That moment when you realize what you've just done because you got roaring drunk a week earlier and someone dared you.
yup - is it really vodka, or maybe novichok?!
@@TheEleanor1984 It doesn't matter...vodka kills everything 😁
Irish guys pretending to be weirded out by early morning alcohol:
Good one!👍
Ha-ha! Da!
Axaxa ))) daaaaa))))
Novichok
Комменты как всегда затмевают ролик😁
"Yuri Gargarin was the first man in space"
- Its entirely fair to remind people of this at every opportunity.
Most people know this but forget the sovjet missions to the venus and Mars.
@@molybdaen11 As well as first spacewalk, first docking in space, first woman in space, first remote controlled vehicle on the moon, and a few other things that I forgot
The West doesn’t know Russia was mostly responsible for the defeat of Nazi Germany. They think WW2 started on D-Day. Never mind Gagarin.
@@georgiykireev9678 And they would have been the first people on the moon to if they had not decided to use that highly unstable propellant which explosion killed hundreds of they best specialists at once.
Well most of russians more usually mention "WE WON THE WWII" in every fucking case
40 years ago, while traveling, I'd been invited to stay with some Polish folk. For breakfast, they just pointed to the fridge. I was a bit shocked to find It contained row after row of bottles of vodka and a few isolated beers. I thought it might create a national incident if I didn't have a drink so I just picked a beer. I was horrified to find that the beer bottles contained home made vodka!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Home made vodka :) In US it's called moonshine.
😂😂😂 да пил с поляками, крепкие парни😂😂😂👍
Да. Поляки умеют пить. :)
@@Madbadjack in polish it's called bimber and it's made from pure spirit and not by freezing beverages, it's 70-80% instead of 25-40%
As a Russian, I must protest at your choice of glasses.
Абсолютли!
Ну откуда у них мухинский стакан, разве что если специально в подарок привезти...
@@dimanxgermanist1327 ну стопки в ирландии продаются свободно
Seconded!
Agree
You know, the video is really very funny even for a Russian native. Thanks, guys, I laughed heartily, and I'm grateful for the respectful approach to humor, albeit based on stereotypes.
у тебя что-то с чувством юмора
Давно пора быть выше этих стереотипов и смеяться над их носителями. Я, например, смеюсь именно над этим.
@@ФлораО At least you don't end up in jail in Russia for laughing.
@@Eddie36144of course not, we have freedom in Russia unlike other “developed” countries. These jokes are so old and not funny. The funny thing is that this propaganda is so deep in western societies that people actually believe all this nonsense.
I love how you guys can hit on a great concept like these immigration sketches and have them familiar, yet keep them fresh, continuing to surprise & delight us - it’s clearly the hallmark of master craftsmen. Bravo! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Naaaaw what a lovely comment!
you are too kind!
@@foilarmsandhog would you look at these lads dodging the your/you're trap
@@foilarmsandhog do one with Indian Custom 😜🤣👍👍
still waiting for immigration to Canada but might be tricky whether they take French or English approach...
I live for Arm’s Russian accent it’s just the best
Agree! It's a lot of fun to listen to and I'm not even sure why. I only know I love it 😂
My favourite
@@foilarmsandhog that's pretty hillarious to hear even to Russians. Greay job :)
@@foilarmsandhog Da
As a Russian, I totally agree))))
The "Novichok" one absolutely killed it..!! Wait, is it too early to say that..??🤔
А новичок убил хоть кого-то к кому он был применен?)
@@Jester_c right. You don't know.
idgi
@@Jester_c в этом его смысл. Никто не знает, если применение успешно :)
@@happyelephant5384 Если уж начистоту, его смысл был бы в том, чтобы никто никогда о нем не узнал. А так это суперсекретный убивающий газ/жидкость, который используется для тайных убийств спецслужбами России. Только вот, о нем все знают. И он до конца никого не убил, насколько я знаю. Конечно же, это может быть один из эпизодов, который стал известен. Но на месте спецслужб, мне было бы очень стыдно, что я так профански действую и не могу по тихому убить пару человек. И это подрывает доверие к шумихе вокруг него, мягко говоря.
At last someone sad not "na zdorovie", but "za zdorovie". Thank you very much!
Came here for this comment.
what wrong with privet or hello?
TIL. Thank you!
@@kitkat47chrysalis95Za zdorovie is a toast, a words for drink. Privet is greeting, not a toast,
Omg, za vashe zdorovie! They say correctly.
"What is Russia's biggest import?"
"Sovereign states."
Woah that prediction was spot on
That was based on the Soviet Union. It wasn’t really an incredible prediction since this war has been expected for like the past 20 years
@@T0shi_0 well they invaded Georgia in 2008
Less of a prediction and more of am analysis of their history which is simply repeating itself
Russia, Russia never changes...
or not
A Russian Novichok joke:
"Husband! I need you to take out the trash."
"I can't. I've been poisoned with Novichok. I think I'm dying."
"Stop acting, no one has died from Novichock yet."
Yea for a poison that deadly ut hasnt actually killed anyone. Strange...
Actually one women died in Salisbury. She wasn't a target though
@@victorv1406 So, don't be worried unless you're not the target? That's dark.
@@victorv1406 How tired I am of reading about these "poisonings"... An interview with one of the creators of the Novichok appeared on RUclips. Now he lives in the United States so that no one can say that Putin forced him to lie. The creator of Novichok claims that Novichok is not an ordinary poison that is put in food. And it was specially developed as a Combat Poison. No gloves or gas mask will save you from theNovichok. Novichok is a nerve agent and begins to act within 15 seconds after poisoning. After that, a person forgets how to breathe, and dies without any pain and torment. Both cases are completely different. The first victims in England, touching the door handle, went to the park, where they became ill, and they lay unconscious for an unknown amount of time until they were taken away by ambulance. Navalny, according to him, put on poisoned underpants at the hotel. He went to the airport, waited for the plane and still flew in it, and only on the plane he became ill.. Sergei Skripal spent some time in a Russian prison for betraying his homeland before coming to England and could have killed in prison if Putin wanted to kill him. For example, he could have been found hanged in his cell after being gang-raped by fellow inmates. Navalny could go to jail at any time, he had two suspended sentences in a row, which is nonsense at all. In Russia, if you already have an incomplete suspended criminal record for a previous crime, you go to prison with the next criminal record. This applies to all ordinary Russian citizens, only if they are not the opposition... By the way, Navalny had already missed a mandatory visit of a supervising police officer more than 6 times before his "poisoning" and had every chance that his suspended sentence would be replaced by a real criminal term in prison..
@@Oleg111222333, what is creators name? Isn’t that dude who was suede for stilling and sailing poison from lab in 90’s? He didn’t got full punishment. Interesting, why?
I’m Russian and it’s the first time that someone English-speaking pronounces our toast correctly. It is indeed “Za zdorovjie” NOT “Na zdorovjie”. Good job, comrades! Love from Moscow
Blame the Poles for that one!
Doesn't he say there "za vashe zdrovye" and not "...zdorovye", though? Zdrovie/zdorovjie is another small difference between Russian and Polish.
@@krzysztofkosior1680 yeap, he said Za vashe zdorovje and that's even more accurate, he greeted them as guests, wishing them something good (health in the case), starting unofficial and friendly way of communicating. We do say Na zdorovje in russian, but it's used when you do some favor, helping or give something helpful, then it's not about health itself, just way of responding to "thank you" (like "never mind") or for example, words, that we say when give some clothes, "Nosi na zdorovje" (nosi is imperative "wear")
Russian toast it's not only Za Zdorovie, it can be Za many things, you "russian" citizen.
@@patriotvostok8184 ну разве ваше сообщение противоречит моему?)
When I went to Russia, they didn't ask me a single question and just let me into the country, it was the best experience ever
Расскажите об этом больше
Russia just wanted your money so Putin could pay off the Oligarchs more - or maybe buy a new battle ship - Moskva (flag ship submarine) Code 200
What you can do anyway in Russia??
It's Russia.
@@yashsah6531 I mean you can go sightseeing. It's not easy outside of cities and resort regions since tourism is poorly developed outside of those, but it's still possible. You could go into universities, there were part of Bologna system. I've personally seen students from African and Asian countries. Also if you country isn't rich (not that Russia is rich) you can work here. People from neighboring countries has been doing it for decades.
There aren't many things you can't do in Russia really. The only thing we are lacking is our right to vote. Which is bad for us but not that big of concern for a tourist. On the other hand it could be much worse. I'm grateful I don't live in North Korea.
No need. They background checked you the second you booked your flight holmes.
That was good, comrades. My bear is laughing, and Igor even stoped making another batch of Novichok, just to watch you!
Nice one! 🤣👍
Да
🤣 Witty
I wasn't making Novichok. There is no proof I was near that barrel with liquid at the time.
@@imokin86 Do not forget to shrug)))))
Major props for saying "za vashe zdorovye" ("to your health") and not "na zdorovye" ("you're welcome") at the end. I don't know why the latter is considered the Russian equivalent of "Cheers" among English speakers - but it's incorrect. You guys nailed it. Kudos!
@EE DR in polish it is "na zdravje", it is a toast, yes. In russian it is "na zdorovije", which means "you are welcome". Spasibo (which, by the way, means thank you/save me, God, spasi-bo[g]), thank you, na zdorovije, you are welcome. Not a toast.
Arms' accents just keep getting better! I vote for German immigration next. Great sketch, I love the immigration series
Same! Already eager for the next one!
We've already started writing it...
@@foilarmsandhog Wunderbar!
@@foilarmsandhog ohhh ich kann’s kaum erwarten 🤩🤩
Looking forward to the German leg of the immigration journey! Can you do Norwegian immigration too, please?
I love the pause and suspicion about having the drink at the end 😅
I never even thought of them being suspicious!
Hillarious! Your Russian pronunciation of "Da" (=yes) was quite good, and the joke about Novichok was a killer (no pun intended) .
Cheers
It's funny. british poisoned the Russians, blamed the Russians for it and now they joke about it as if they weren’t the ones who poisoned
The real question that needs answering: who are these two men trying to enter every country but only on a Thursday 👀😂
Spies? They seem to know a lot about other countries.
HAHA great question! What a conspiracy...
One of them is clearly a well-behaved Oisin Flanagan, he must be trying to get away from his Mam 🤣🤣
🤣
Petrov&Boshirov perhaps?)
Парни молодцы. Местами забавно. Мой медведь чуть с печки от смеха не свалился, когда пил водку из самовара
Ладно ещё ушанку и калашников не уронил🤣
Богачи, у вас есть самовар! О_О
Надеюсь, не на балалайку упал? :)
"Vodka from a Samovar" is hilarious 😄 love it
Верните Диму в семью. Спивается же человек
I'm American (definitely not Russian spy) and thank you for the Joe Biden joke that made me laugh so hard.
'Keep on getting colder' - really shouldn't laugh as much at that, but I do like 'good cop' jokes! Well done lads 😁
I don't understand, can someone explain?
@@ЗвезделинаБожилова sometimes kids (or older) play a game searching for hidden things or their friends hide, and if they are close to the hidden friend or thing their other mates say “warmer”, but if they get further away they say “colder” :)
@@theonlyenekoeneko Think it also refers to prisoners and Siberia as well as like a double pun?
@@seanjosephhayes Yup. I thought so too.
@@seanjosephhayes likely
As a Russian I must admit that this “за ваше здоровье” was really quite well pronounced
Glad to hear. I practiced it for ages
@@foilarmsandhog 👍🏻
As a Russian I must advise that we say “ваше здоровье” rather than «за ваше здоровье» 🍻
@@apples_and_oranges ну хоть так) американцы вообще считают, что мы говорим "НА здоровье!"
@@Sviorr ну это просто выбешивает! 😣
As a fan from Russia I want to say “from ze bottom ov my hart”: we loved it, give us more!
Before u go to gulag!
Almost the Life of Boris!
Clock is ticking and gulag is waiting. Only new video can delay zeir visit to zat beautiful, but cold, place.
Лец ми спик фром май харт ин инглиш
I bet you would love to see those guys in Russia on St. Patrick's Day.
Are there many Irish in Russia?
@@pinklady7184 0
My bear fell off the stove laughing and broke his balalaika and spilled all the vodka that was left after the New Year celebration!)))) Thanks, great jokes, the guys played their roles perfectly! ))) Greetings from Russia!)
I dont know if its accidental or not, but “thats right, you are not supposed to know” is a classic russian joke.
No, it's not...
You should`nt know that.
@@КириллЛаптев-ю1б Ha! Ha!
That's right, you don't know. 🤗
“What is the official language of Russia? Very difficult.” As an English-speaking student of Russian, I can confirm.
Simetric 😁😁😁 future in the past is killing me. Честно, это жопа. Ваши времена и отсутствие окончаний ещё это что-то. Как блин запомнить все эти a, an, the и т.д.? Нереально)))
@@MrDemaniak Да, я знаю. Я учиться по-русски 1 года лет and that trainwreck of a sentence is honestly the best I can do. I'm not even sure that makes sense.
@@ameliacarter4924 Just interesting to know, do you still learn russian?
Просто интересно узнать, Вы до сих пор учите русский?
Привет. Если ты читаешь этот комментарий без переводчика, то это означает, что наш язык не такой уж и сложный :) ну или возможно ты очень умный ;)
Dear God, I'm russian myself and can confirm - this language is atrociously difficult. Kudos to all of you guys who study Russian
"Yuri Gagarin was the first man in space"
"Sorry, was that a question?"
"No. That was a statement"
I don't know why that got me 🤣
Cuz he just throwa that in there so randomly and unnecessarily. Yet it perfectly communicates the Russia's need to enforce their perception of superiority in the world (or at least maintain the illusion in their minds). 😜
It's entirely possible Yuri Garagarin was the first man to return from space and those who died before him are state secrets... Soyuz = Deathtrap
@@bjorn_joseph how many miles clear warheads does Russia own? Maybe the answer is the same for who was / were the first people in space?😒😩😭
@@bjorn_joseph Safer than the space shuttle though, at least according to statistics. And still in regular use.
@@bjorn_joseph , yeah, yeah, and all of thousands of people working on those launches had been preemptively shot.
Yuri Gagarin was the first man in space.
Because this was the only way he could leave USSR/Russia.
It's like the line in the British one about the 1966 World Cup!
I really liked that you said "Za Zdorovye" and not "Na Zdorovye" like in many movies. This small details show that you really care
Oh really? That's cool 😊
"Na zdrowie" is Polish version of toast :)
To be precise. "Za Zdorovye" = toast "for health"; "Na Zdorovye" = answer for "Spasibo", means "you are Welcome"
agree! It was awesome
I'm Russian and when foil was on the verge of denying the vodka, I was genuinely anxious for him for a sec, screaming in my head: "Nonono! What are you doing, it's yes, always yes!!" It's pretty accurate, really. Well done, lads.
Oh lucky Hog chimed in then! Haha!!
They're well researched hahaha
As a Russian who doesn't drink alcohol: 🤔
I got married in Russia and my father in law just kept pouring vodka. I wanted to say no but my wife said to just accept it and suffer the consequences. Consequences were suffered...
Its not always yes. Its not accurate.
"Keep getting colder" killed me! As always, the perfect mix of jokes.
Совершенство!
(Let me know if there's no translation button 😅)
Thanks Jenny! Took us an extra day
Wait. What jokes?
@@Crazmuss Haha 😜
Ok I really didn't get this one, can you explain?
The look at the end was priceless: Is this actually vodka or novichok ?
"Yuri Gagarin was the first man in space..."
"Umm, is that a question?"
"No, it was a statement."
Im dying of laughter
"England won the World Cup in 1966, beating West Germany."
"Was that a question?"
"No, I just wanted to remind you."
"Why was the USSR dissolved?"
"Because it has US in the title"
Well at least rUSsia learned from that mistake
FIRST TIME EVER!! First time ever I see anglophones who say absolutely correct "Za vashe zdorovie" instead of Hollywoodian kind of "na zdorovie". Bravo, guys!
Ага,прям удивили :))
The one who act as the immigration officer is great. He can do what ever accent
As a Russian citizen I can say it was HILARIOUS!!! From Russia with love :)
Not sure if "Russian love" is something anyone really wants...
@@finnibatanyone in the west maybe. For the rest (most) of earth population we are much more aware of world history.
@@andre60937 In that case, enlighten me: when has anyone ever profited from Russian love?
@@andre60937well said.
@@finnibat your right. Let's stick with American love. That one is wholehearted and without condition
As a Russian, I confirm everything is accurate. And special thanks for the correct cheering! No bloody "Na zdorovje" :)
Right! "Na zdrowie!" is Polish :)
You should see and hear how our Irish country-fellows get around in Russia, like how to evade arrests by Russian police if they break laws. 😂
Many Russian migrants here in Ireland are surprised to hear many stories back from Irish who drank with Russian police and entertained them with stories and jokes, before they were released without charges or fines.
@@pinklady7184 the harshness of the law is compensated by its optionality. russian proverb.
I love the way you “tell the story” through your facial expressions. You are both especially talented at conveying uncertainty - mixed with fear - just through your eyes. Great work!
Очень забавно ))) спасибо за хорошие настроение!))
С любовью из России!)
I expected something toothless, but was genuinely impressed by "the most dangerous job" and "odorless, colourless, tasteless drink"! And the sketch is really funny! Great job!
Especially when they hesitate to drink the vodka
Я очень смеялся, когда в последнем сезоне The Boys французик сделал Новичок в "школьной лаборатории", а потом налил его в обычную бутылку из под духов. Это сравнимо с созданием машины времени в гараже, в Терминаторе 🤣
"what is Russia's biggest import?" - "sovereign states" this did age well, unfortunately
Sovereign states? More like former russian land, given up on good will and tainted because of irresponsible occupants, giving in to nazi ideologies and teaming up with the wrong crowd. The western crowd.
It's a joke, lol. Obviously we can see the opposite - It's the USA who does dirty things to control the whole world
The only one without “this is just formality”, that’s when you know it’s russia
Hahaha had a friend who brought that up. Couldn't believe I didn't notice 😂
As a russian, this is beautiful.
Oooo, I was nervous that you’d chuck in some tired cliches. But why did I have such little faith in you. That was lovely stuff.Pебята! Отлично!
Ohhh same! They just never stop surprising us!
@@siestapito3520 Spamming at its worst, really.
@@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski feels very Russian scam 😆
@@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski just report it, dont give it any response 👍
Thanks Josephine!
Foil and Hog setting out on The World Tour we can't have XD
Hahaha well great, now I'm jealous 😂
That moment of fearful hesitation at 1:26... such a genius way of creating a punchline to another punchline! Keep up the good work lads!
Wow! I’m Russian and I like it. The collection of silly stereotypes and cliché in a funny way… I’ll show it to all my friends 😂
Прям с языка снял)
Мне очень понравилось, как парень за кадром сымитировал наш акцент😂
И это его "да" 🔥🔥💪💪
Меганеправдоподобно)
Я именно по его "Да" поняла,что он иностранец,и ни фига не русский,говорящий по английски 😂
Было смешно:)
@@sarcastico3238 ну ты попробуй для начала без акцента говорить "Yes" или "да" на любом другом языке.
@@Pa_life особенно про трёх "китов" узкой защиты и новичок сделало мне день!
Звучит как duh.
Самое смешное - это их подозрительный взгляд в стакан в конце.
ахахаха, только дошло
Потому надо пить по принципу "сперва ты отведай из моего кубка")
What odorless, colourless, tasteless drink is Russia famous for?
ходят слухи, что армс действительно (и не предупредив) налил им водки, так что реакция совершенно честная)
🥃отвеедай🤔🥴😂из моего кубка...🤣
"What is Russia's biggest import?"
"Sovereign states"
As Ukrainian that line was especially funny and a little bit concerning😅
Ага, про суверенные вообще смешно было. В каком месте та же Украина суверенная - непонятно
@@MrDemaniak Ю ар райт комрад.
Беларусь нервно ежится в углу.
Unfortunately it's well known fact, Russian is neighboring a countries Russia wants as their neighbors...
@Артём Ребров именно по этому ты сидишь в американском Ютубе, а не в русскому рутубе)
0:56 no it was statement😅😂😂
I was so thrilled hearing 'за здоровье!' bc so many ppl mistakenly use 'на здоровье' as a toast. As expected you guys put a good deal of thought and research in your sketches. Thank you for your hard work!
Thanks!!
"How many nuclear warheads does Russia possess?" - "We don't know" - "That's right, you don't know...". 😅 LOVE IT!
And YURI GAGARIN! YES! YES AND YES! ДА ДА ДА :)
Ahh, your Russian pieces are the best :)))
I wish the "I don't know" answer could be just as readily accepted as a legit one everywhere 😂😂😂 From job interviews to University exams to whatever comes in life. Life would be easy peasy.
Give us some lemons cause we now got time for squeezey..... That sounds weird doesn't it?
Umm I meant yay!
True. I’ve had bosses that practically have told me to lie to customers, and never ever say, “I don’t know.”
I always felt telling them the truth made me more human, and let them know I wasn’t lying about everything else I told them. But we live in a global society where admitting you’re not the smartest person is a social crime.
@@Rood67 I don't know about that.
@@Rood67 My Dad: If you don't know then say so
Also my Dad: You're supposed to know these things!
@@Inkyminkyzizwoz are you my long lost sibling? 😂
The pause when they realised the colourless liquid they were offered might not be vodka was absulutely brilliant.
As a Russian I can confirm that everything is exactly like that.
😆
Haha so they did good? 😂
@@SamFAHntha oh, absolutely! They not only passed the immigration test, they also got the citizenship.
@@paulpopowski Awesome news!
Have a great day/night Paul!
@@SamFAHntha you too!
"This isn't the 1920's....
Welcome to Russia. "
Luv it. Great way to start a Thursday.
JK🇨🇦👍
Thanks James!
i'm russian and both your knowledge of russian lore and your humour warms my heart.
7:30 is good! Start a morning -- whole day free! :))
😂😂👏 That "Why is it so difficult to find someone in Russia?" joke is wonderfully silly. Love the suspicious look at the vodka at the end.
Glad he said yes to it 😂
So silly
Damn, my answer would have been: "this is Russia, you are not supposed to find them" I would have been soo kicked out...
These ones are extremely clever. And Arms is a master of dialects! Great job, lads :)
Yup, totally agree!
Clever lads they are
Thanks Liam!
Fun fact. Officer never said Da as in "yes"
He said Doh as in "obviously"
Kindersurprize moment was just perfect😅
Love this so much😂 Once again you have hit that perfect balance of playing on stereotypes without being offensive!
This is a perfectly balanced comment imo ❤️
Opposition party leader.. Truly the most dangerous job!
👀😅
Slight objections: there should really have been pickles, and no proper Russian would drink that little vodka out of that big a glass. Otherwise, spot on and genius!
yep, wrong glasses spoil it all. this was a fake exam!)
We Irish drink vodka in Coca Cola. It is a popular drink among Irish women.
because that’s the famous colourless odorless tasteless drink, not vodka
For some reason the beginning of these videos always reminds me of the bridge scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" "Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me
these questions three, 'ere the other side he see."
The nervous pause while looking into the glasses at the end - excellent!
I wonder if it was colourless, odourless etc..??
What Is Russia's biggest import? Sovereign states. Spot on
As many Russians commented before, I confirm that is brilliantly accurate.
Russians have no experience of Russian immigration, being, you know, Russian. However, as a foreigner with a Russian residence permit, I can confirm that yes, yes it is.
Also the election result? 🤪
@@eldin0074 of course, because was it even possible for Russians to affect any election of Russian president in the last 10 years? (actually cries)
@@annapetersburg5585 maybe it is that the russian government is controling the results of both?
@@eldin0074 at least ours - 100%
Неправда. Самая опасная профессия - дегустатор настойки боярышника.
Maybe a journalist?
As an Irishman in Moscow for almost 14 years, молодец. I love your sketches ,lads. Keep up the good work and Thursday is an ideal day for them too.
Thursdays are the best day of the week. Change my mind.
I could never get the hang of Thursdays. - Arthur Dent, five minutes before Earth is destroyed
O' Molodets
I feel like these Immigration sketches are just a way for Arms to show off all the accents he can do.
Absolutely loved this one! The subtle looks of panic between Foil and Hog at various moments as well as Arm’s Russian accent are perfect
I'm totally with ya!
Я умер от передозировки клюквы, ахахах
I think what's missing here is that we can't see Arms' eyebrows dancing with that accent🕺 can we have a do over to see this? 😆 Hehe. Pro tip ..don't drink the vodka 😂
😂😂😂
I think you'd have to drink the vodka
@@foilarmsandhog if you insist 😂
@@stacy9538 Some situations you can, some you Definitely can't.
You actually have to do everything They say!
" - What is Russia's biggest import? - Sovereign states"
Oh God! You hit the bull's eye!!!
And the whole sketch... so ridiculously accurate!
Love you guys even more ♥ ♥ ♥
Naaaaw 🥺
Oh and thanks for the Georgian fact!
Visited Georgia shortly before the pandemic. I loved it. Especially Tbilissi. Oups! I know you call your country Sakartvelo not Georgia.
@@kieranquebec9466 Thank you very much for appreciation.
Yeah, we call it Sakartvelo but I don't resent be called Georgia really, it's just confusing for people sometimes :)
I knew I would find some exalted georgian thriving on this joke and writing an extatic comment. I was not dissapointed. Not.
@@Prof.S.Martass Twas a lovely comment too 😊
The lads seem so much happier in the sign offs now that they've got live gigs to look forward to again.
Also.... 'because you're always getting colder' .... that was my fave joke in this sketch *chef's kiss* 🤣🤣🤣💜🖤💜🖤
I noticed they were talking very fast in the outro and this sketch was not as long as some of them. As if they were short of time. Maybe the lads are having to spend more time rehearsing their live show stuff now that live shows are finally happening...
@@anonymous_selkie Rehearsing? These boys? Pfffft 😂
I'm sure they'll make it a priority after their first one 😅
(just teasing, I heard the crowd loved it and had an amazing time!)
@@SamFAHntha- Haha! Well they do have a habit of leaving things to the last minute, from what I've heard! 🤣
(Its lovely to know that the live show went well, though! I'm sure they haven't lost their touch!)
@@anonymous_selkie Nooo not at all! They just should've rehearsed a bit more apparently 😂
I remember reading a comment on Facebook of someone asking them if they're busy rehearsing in preparation for the show (which was like 3 days away or something) and Arms replied "we should be...."
So, it's not like they were too cocky and didn't think they didn't need it 😂
Ah, you'll be better next time lads. You're still the best 😂😂
@@SamFAHntha ...How can they be better next time if they are already the best? 😉😁 teehee!
I'm Russian. I confirm their answers, they're correct.
How are these both fresh AND hilarious every week? Brilliant!! You guys are the best!
YESSS!!!!
Constantly in awe of them!
Thanks Michele!
Ha, Arms's Russian accent was very close, I confirm. Jokes were classy as usual, I absolutely love your wordplay. But there's a little thing about drinking vodka: not big glasses but shots. If you take a glass it should be filled with vodka up to the edge. But this level of drinking vodka is for very experienced men. 😀
Hugs, guys! Be careful! I'm watching you...
A... Whole.... Glass? Jaysus 😳😅
@@SamFAHntha yes, Russia is for strong and mad 😁😁
@@dariabutorova6616 As long as they're having fun haha
@@SamFAHntha I just remembered what my Mum told me. There used to be a penalty for the guests who got late for the wedding - to drink a whole glass of vodka at once. Nowadays it's not practiced anymore, perhaps somewhere in the villages only
@@dariabutorova6616 Bahaha oh my! 😱😂
Glad it was... Mostly... Banned 😅
The surprised face at the end was to all means due to the wrong glass, not the breakfast time. No sane person would drink vodka from a whisky glass.
Cheers from Poland!
Они могут пить и без стакана. Русские могут пить втроем с одной бутылки.
Привет из Украины. Люблю Польшу, там много друзей!
It's hesitation because it might be Novichok
Русский может с тобой сначала выпить, потом тебе избить и ограбить. Есть и такие русские. Они везде чувствуют себя как дома, даже если в другой стране!
@@bolshay без этого никак нельзя? Везде надо тащить политоту и поливать говном сразу всю нацию?
@@bolshay конечно, все русские до одного бухают водяру с одной бутылки, без стакана и вообще с земли, истинная правда! Все до единого, без исключения!
Такая же истина, как и то, что все украинцы до последнего - исключительно чистые, светлые и высоконравственные люди, не то что соседние русские орки, канеш)
Why didI watch it a million times already??
Pity we only got to see your back, Arms - when you play the Russian guy, your face expression is just the best 😂😂 (but the accent isn’t bad either ;))
I know right? Ugh! 😂
And we can’t enjoy his famous “Russian” hat. 😁
Its all eyebrows
These immigration test videos are probably my favourite type of video that you guys do, top work 😂
Thanks Max!
The looks on their faces - don't know if that's Novichok in their glasses now do they? 🤔😳😮😒😂🤣😂 I mean they didn't see him pour!
Why they’re having second thoughts about their drinks? lol 😂
Стаканы должны быть вертикально граненые. Video is hilarious and respectful. Amazing job, team!
I love how cleverly this has been put together.
Jokes apart, when I had to go past Russian immigration I didn't have to answer any questions the officer just stamped my pass, and I was late for my next flight from Moscow to Petersburg so the security let me through without even making me go through the X Rays and stuff. (I tried explaining to the security that I was late in English, she apparently didn't speak a word and just laughed and waved me through) I was really surprised at how lax they were, I expected to get properly grilled.
Hey that sounds good!
Maybe they didn't want to stop someone who had joy in their name from coming in...
Please ignore the lack of logic in my comment 😁
Thats just passing through, this is wheter they will be allowed to live permantly in russia
They indeed very lax. The only embassy in my country where you can just mail ur passport to get visa. I didnt even need to show up! And its one of the best travel destination! Good food, great culture, marvellous tea and suuuper affordable.
My experience is that 99% time they don't care, and then come that 1% and them they care a lot, every fricking tiny thing, and then you should have doted the i's and crossed the t's.
@@riikasointu, yes.
0:28 you don't know😅😅😅
У меня не хватит английских слов, чтобы выразить свое восхищение вашему чувству юмора. Вы словно привет из классики Монти Пайтон, Шоу Бенни Хилла, ну а авторы Майти Буш просто нервно курят в сторонке. Удачи
Монти Пайтон? Серьезно?
"It's like 7:30 in the morning..." How did you know that's what time I was watching? 😅 Always pleasant to wake up to your videos!
This was a lot funnier until this week.
Imo it makes it better andmore true.
Lol the ammount of liquid in the glasses :D Been to Russia, never have I ever seen a glass that wasn't filled to the brink. And I'm talking 100-250 ml glasses. Maybe this is what their kindergarden portion look like, but even that I would assume would be a bigger portion. Kids gotta learn somehow.