You know what I love about these sketches? Most people would just make material out of stereotypes, but you guys actually do your research about internal topics that most foreigners won't think of but natives definitely would relate too. That's exactly why they're not offensive, because the folk living there probably thinks the same thing!
Ah thanks that's very kind. We definitely don't get them all right, and sometimes they can land a bit roughly, but we do try to have at least one that ONLY the locals will get!
@@foilarmsandhog is worth the effort. This one was brilliant, even the bit I didn't understand. Having them chased out for being in the fringe festival was 👩🍳😘
as an Australian woman, i can only admire your claim from afar... i think the Scots are the only ones better at swearing than us, but then you do have Billy Connolly.
I remember working for a company in Dublin having many customers in Scotland and when they phoned in my Irish colleagues from Dublin were terrified....one of them after a phone call with an angry Scottish customer said: I have no clue of what he was talking about, I only understood "fuck"..🤣
I’m Australian and one of our neighbours was Scottish and I use to run when he was around as I never understood a word he said and it was embarrassing to ask him to repeat himself over and over. I swear they don’t speak English.
Fun times. A few years agoy entire family were in Scotland for my wife’s work (we’re American). As we’re checking into the hotel in Edinburgh, I’m talking with the receptionist about places to eat and things to do in the area for the family while my wife is working. My 4 year old son starts urgently pulling on my arm, and I lean down to see what he needs. With a very confused look on his face he asks: “daddy, what language is she speaking?” 😂
My parents were both Glaswegians and migrated to Australia in 1955. I spent my young life translating to Australians everything my parents said. Back then, I actually considered myself bilingual! 🤣😂🤣😂
A Scottish friend taught me to ask the age old question of men in kilts like this: Q: Is anything worn under the kilt? (A: No it's in excellent working condition, thank you!) 😉
As someone who had to wear a kilt at least once a week throughout school... it's made of heavy, rather scratchy wool. You really, really want to wear something under it. Really.
@@hjalfi a few years back we were in the Czech Republic with a traveling group and there was a Scottish/Czech wedding and the Scottish lads wore kilts. A few of the elder women asked them what they wore under the kilts. They regretted asking after 20 of them lifted the kilts with noting underneath.😂
I rewatched your immigration series just yesterday, this time specifically looking for a Scottish one and was upset to see there was none, imagine how surprised I am to see this now! Terrific work as always, thanks for this!
@@tobiMelka the Old Firm is what it's called when the Rangers and Celtic football clubs play each other. Rangers and Celtic are heavily tied to Protestantism and Catholicism respectively, so Old Firm matches tend to stir up sectarian football hooligans
Not really, it's just the noisy minority side that thinks that it speaks for the whole country but doesn't, the real people who speak for the nation are the silent majority.
The confusion over how to answer the whisky/whiskey question! 🤣🤣Hope you had a great opener last night, and you were OK getting back out there after 2 years away. See you on 24th, enjoy the rest of your Fringe, take care, guys xx
@@antygona-iq8ew Ireland was famous for whisky until a new faster method was invented. The Irish distilleries rejected it so the inventor took it to Scotland where it became very successful. The Irish then changed the spelling to Whiskey to try and differentiate traditional Irish Whiskey from the new fangled stuff. Both are good but in slightly different ways. Irish whiskey is smoother but Scotch has stronger flavours.
I've been stressed with uni work lately but this has definitely helped! Laughing this much at 8am watching a brilliant sketch has set me up for a day of more work. Thursdays truly are brilliant, thanks lads :))
Go to the show! Buy your tickets! Go go go! The show was absolutely fantastic last night. Very funny, heaps of smiles and joy! Look at this enthusiasm and postivity from a Scottish person. That's what's you've done. Aye, good times!
Ahh yes, very clever using Scottish Immigration this week on the heels of a favourite live sketch last week. Clever advertising lads, it’s almost like you’re wanting us to come see you at the fringe 😜 Have an amazing time lads, both you & everyone who gets to see you 😀
Fahntastic Statisic - week 53 In the beginning of December I tweeted that FAH had 18 sketches with more than 1M views on RUclips. Last week, the 'Different governments ordering Pizza' sketch was the 28th sketch to reach the 1M mark. So in the last 8 months, 10 more sketches joined the 1M views club!
I feel like this would keep happening even if Scotland got their independence. People still call Westlife and Boyzone British bands. And yet they never fail to correctly call U2 Irish.
@@dannyarcher6370 Not really. When the English invaded Ireland, Scotland was a seperate independent nation and not part of a United Kingdom. So it was just the English on their own,
As a foreigner living in edinburgh for about 10 years, that years ago had to commute through princess street in august I totally agree with the fringe being a total pain in the arse hahaha
Ahh lads I'm so excited for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! I wish I was there now but I'm going to have to wait just a little bit longer! Thank you for being one of the reasons why I finally got myself organised and booked to go somewhere I've wanted to go for years! See you when I get there!
I work in geriatric rehab in Toronto. I have had several patients recently who were born in Ireland and had moved here. One of my favourite things to chat about with them are our wonderful Irish comedians and I generally talk about the three of you. We have been having a great laugh and thank you.🥰🥰🥰
Shout out to Arms' dedication to the comments at 8am DURING the festival! Question remains - will the streak continue when they're shattered at the end...
Oh this is the reminder I need to get tickets to see the fringe show!! I literally live in Edinburgh but I discovered this channel during lockdown so this will be my first chance which. Very exciting!!
Hi there ! I'm a French fan who'll be visiting Edinburgh in two weeks and thanks to this sketch I just realized you're curently touring there and will be when I'm around ! So I'll be able to come and see your show ! I'm so excited !
As an Italian, I want to thank the Scottish community for the support you showed our team at the Euro 2020 finals 😁👍🏻 Small edit: WTF HAS HAPPENED DOWN HERE?!!!
Sadly I couldn't make it to Edinburgh, but my wife and kids went to the show and had a great time! Thanks for posing for photos with them - I look forward to a full report when they get home...
Lads!! I have a job interview in an hour and feeling stressed ..but this has really cheered me up! Thank you so very much..I am coming to the fringe next week and I'm soo excited to see you guys on stage and the new show 😊🎉🎉🎉 awesome start to my day..thanks!!!! 👏👏👏 Edit: thanks for all the best wishes guys ..super appreciate it!! I'll find out tomorrow ☺️😬🎉 have a great day everyone
When I worked at Scottish Widows in Edinburgh, if we had a Glaswegian call on the 'phone then they were always passed to the one colleague in the office who could translate.
Once I had a phone interview for a position in my home state of NJ, but somehow the caller was from the company HQ in Edinburgh. I was literally sweating trying to grasp the gist of every word during the conversation. When I honestly said at the end of call about my difficulties, the Scottish fellow laughed and he said also had issues with my South Jersey American Accent. Lol.
I just randomly discovered your channel and have watched almost 10 of these and they are all so funny and never get old. I'm actually proud of myself because of how many of the references and jokes i understand as an american lol (low bar there i know haha) Are you guys all best friends? I really love how well you all get along, it's so freaking wholesome 😊😊
As Pole living in Edinburgh for 20 years, I agree. Fringe is one pain in the arse. You can't find a free bench in the park to savour in style Tyskie and Buckfast cocktail. 😜
Aw great! 😄 As always with these sketches, I love the quick-fire laughs we get out of them! Thank you for that topical (for FAH) one, lads! Have lots of fun in Edinburgh!
Thanks for the awesome video as always! I'm from South Korea so a lot of jokes from this series goes over my head but still the set up and how it is delievered is so much fun! I only hope one day you guys would run out of European countries to do and move on to other countries maybe even Korea hahaha
Love it! Always nice to start a Thursday giggling. I haven't heard a lot of Scottish accents, but I definitely like this one, good job Arms! And I can't waaait to see Hogwash
I expected that for this week. I do remember another of your videos about the Fringe and I really hope you won't have to live in a cupboard this time and can enjoy this, most likely, incredibly stressful time. May your show be a big success! Wish I could be there, but I will see you in the fall (I blame Boris Johnson, because I'm not paying for a new passport just for the Fringe.)
All the best with the show, lads. I'll be in to see you on the weekend. You'd better get revising if you want to get into the country next time: Q- Which Scottish town was most recently occupied by an invading English force? A- St Andrew's, during Freshers' week. Q- What was created in Dundee and has entertained generations of Scottish children? A- Grand Theft Auto Q- Which of the following were invented in Scotland... "All of them" A- I hadn't finished, but correct. Q- Which endangered species has been preserved in a multi-million pound enclosure in Edinburgh? A- The Scottish Conservative party Q-- Which question has caused the most conflict in recent Scottish history? A- What are you looking at? Enjoy the fringe, and no, I don't want a flyer.
The Scottish didn't invent everything. We Aussies invented wifi, car radios, push mowers and pacemakers. Pretty much everything else is Scottish though, including the concept of capitalism.
I‘m on holiday in Scotland (sadly only until tomorrow), and one thing I’ve noticed is how friendly everyone is. You feel right at home! I like it a lot here
@@ericpraline Everywhere like where? Are you an ethnic Yank native USian of USA America? If so I could understand that then, but if you're a Frenchman, then France must be a very unfriendly country or wherever you come from to think Scots are overly 'friendly' everywhere, most actual real Scots don't live in the touristy areas, Scots number about 600,000 in Edinburgh but during the Fringe this doubles to more than a million when the foreigners come to fund the economy during the month of August most years before they go back home or where they originally came from, so during that time, most foreigners who visit Scotland don't really see a lot of Scots or the real Scotland and if they did see some Scots, they barely understand them anyway, but they see the dressed up touristy Scotland with all the stereotypes, with bells and whistles attached etc. Scotland is mostly a decent country in some ways but in others not so much, but for what it is good at, there is a reason for that, because it's not a cosmopolitan community like London, it retains much of its self, tradition and people etc. If it was cosmopolitan, it would end up being another London full of foreigners and/or segregated communities for the children of all foreigners.
@@steveburnside3242 I‘m Swiss, and while people are friendly here, too (albeit somewhat reserved), and my experiences with abroad (Europe only, so far) have been good-especially the French open up if they see that you’re actually trying to communicate in their language-, but it was a different kind of ‚friendliness‘, if I may, that we encountered in Scotland. We visited Edinburgh (just before the Fringe, and even then the many touristy shops and the „authentic“ folklore were somewhat annoying. Also, we went to Glasgow and stayed in Perth for a bit. (What I’m impressed about is that even in supermarkets people were really friendly and helpful despite having every right not to after a long day. I’ve encountered staff before who just say ‚there‘ roughly and point because apparently you’ve interrupted a vital task and you’re not worth their time.)
This made me even more excited for my holidays and for your show 🥳👏👏 Thanks for all the tipps, lads! That'll help us be allowed out of the airport in no time! Enjoy the shows 🙌
Thanks for the sketch, funny how you incorporated the Fringe at the end! And I loved seeing your venue in the outro, too. Good luck (not that you need it)!
Alles Gute für Euren Monat in Edinburgh! Ich drücke Euch die Daumen, dass alles reibungslos klappt mit „Hogwash“. So ein schöner Veranstaltungsort, den Ihr da habt! Freue mich, Euch bald wieder zu sehen. :)
Your command of the Scottish accent is second to none! Those questions! Those answers! The look or your faces when the first question is asked the second time is a killer! 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
I can't believe this, I'm litrally driving round the edge of Edinburgh whilst the fringe is happening... always wanted to go and see you lads there... but we couldn't find anywhere to camp!!! Or park for that matter... have a great time lads!!!
Oh lads, this makes me look forward to coming to Edinburgh even more - I promise to do my best to get Miri's necessary isolation to be done/finished asap!!
Arms, are there any accents you haven't already nailed? I keep wondering if the next country sketch can even come close to the previous one, and you put out an even better, more funny one. 😂♥️ Good luck for the Fringe!
Let him try a Latvian or Estonian accent 😀 Those are very specific, with very clearly pronounced consonants and an unusual melody to it that is hard to nail, a bit like Swedish but different 😃
Got to love how in every sketch, they look at one another at the start. Also, the monster part is specifically because of what he said on Mock The Week, wasn't it?
This is my fave immigration sketch yet!!!! I laughed so hard and genuinely wondered how they were gonna get out of tge Whiskey question 🤣🤣🤣 The acting was so good! And I loved that Arms had a real character in this one, lol. When he said Fring was the biggest pain in the arse I 1000% believed him! 🤣🤣🤣 Have fun in Edinburgh lads!
1: The whiskey answer was absolute comedy gold. 2: As a former citizen of Edinburgh, my lord is that true. I loved the city to bits, except for the festival months... *shudders*
…it must have been painful to answer the whiskey question!😂 I hope you had a great start of the Fringe festival! I am so looking forward to seeing your new show next week!🤩
Hi Arms, best of luck with all the fringe shows. So sad I can't be there but I'm sure you'll be absolutely amazing! I have another would you rather question for ya, would you rather speak fluently in 16 languages or be able to communicate with animals? Thanks in advance
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You know what I love about these sketches? Most people would just make material out of stereotypes, but you guys actually do your research about internal topics that most foreigners won't think of but natives definitely would relate too. That's exactly why they're not offensive, because the folk living there probably thinks the same thing!
Spot on.
YES!!!
That's exactly it!
Ah thanks that's very kind. We definitely don't get them all right, and sometimes they can land a bit roughly, but we do try to have at least one that ONLY the locals will get!
@@foilarmsandhog is worth the effort. This one was brilliant, even the bit I didn't understand. Having them chased out for being in the fringe festival was 👩🍳😘
For some reason I read this post in a Scottish accent and ay cannae git it oot o mae heed.
As a Scottish woman, when you asked about the national language, I genuinely thought you were gonna say swearin 😆
as an Australian woman, i can only admire your claim from afar... i think the Scots are the only ones better at swearing than us, but then you do have Billy Connolly.
i thought so too
Don't you guys also speak scots language?
@@xoniler Fuk yeah!
Me too
The whisk(e)y answer was an all-time diplomatic masterpiece 😆
Ahem, whisky. Without the e 😁
@@BrokenBackMountains I can't remember the difference, but I never drink it with ice!
@@paigeturner4425 Whisky, Scottish. Whiskey, Irish :)
@@BrokenBackMountains edited in a diplomatic solution 🥃
@@paigeturner4425 Nice :)
"Not England" 🤣🤣🤣 As a Scot, this is all very accurate!
Difficult not to support the girls in green lately as in “Anybody but England” A pity Pop did not play.
Very funny answer😂and I’m English 😂
I remember working for a company in Dublin having many customers in Scotland and when they phoned in my Irish colleagues from Dublin were terrified....one of them after a phone call with an angry Scottish customer said: I have no clue of what he was talking about, I only understood "fuck"..🤣
I’m Australian and one of our neighbours was Scottish and I use to run when he was around as I never understood a word he said and it was embarrassing to ask him to repeat himself over and over. I swear they don’t speak English.
@@karenvickery6070 wityehfuckntokaboot?
@@karenvickery6070 Well to be fair he might have been speaking Scots which arguably isn't English, it's its own language.
Fun times.
A few years agoy entire family were in Scotland for my wife’s work (we’re American). As we’re checking into the hotel in Edinburgh, I’m talking with the receptionist about places to eat and things to do in the area for the family while my wife is working. My 4 year old son starts urgently pulling on my arm, and I lean down to see what he needs. With a very confused look on his face he asks: “daddy, what language is she speaking?” 😂
@@karenvickery6070 😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈
I’m reminded of Frankie Boyle’s remark that, if they wanted Wembley Stadium demolished on the cheap they only need ask Scottish football fans.
"Not England" "I'll accept that" this part made me laugh so hard
My parents were both Glaswegians and migrated to Australia in 1955. I spent my young life translating to Australians everything my parents said. Back then, I actually considered myself bilingual! 🤣😂🤣😂
I had an American colleague who found it easier to talk to and understand a Scotsman when speaking French.
I worked with a Glaswegian for about 5 years and left never knowing what he'd ever said to me. And I speak four languages besides English.
That is so woke
As someone not from Scotland this was incredibly accurate, couldn't understand a single word, 10/10.
As a Scot, I find this accurate and deeply inoffensive. Well done lads, made my day.
Lovely!!!
i take deep inoffense to that!
Speaking from England, I find it all accurate, and don't care if it's offensive, since you're saying it in English.
@@ErwinPommel I never said it was offensive. I said it was INoffensive.
@@andrewmitchell2267 I know.
A Scottish friend taught me to ask the age old question of men in kilts like this:
Q: Is anything worn under the kilt?
(A: No it's in excellent working condition, thank you!) 😉
My favourite: what does a scotsman wear underneath his kilt? On a good day, lipstick 😅
😂😅🤣
As someone who had to wear a kilt at least once a week throughout school... it's made of heavy, rather scratchy wool. You really, really want to wear something under it. Really.
@@hjalfi but do you?))
@@hjalfi a few years back we were in the Czech Republic with a traveling group and there was a Scottish/Czech wedding and the Scottish lads wore kilts. A few of the elder women asked them what they wore under the kilts. They regretted asking after 20 of them lifted the kilts with noting underneath.😂
I rewatched your immigration series just yesterday, this time specifically looking for a Scottish one and was upset to see there was none, imagine how surprised I am to see this now! Terrific work as always, thanks for this!
Nice work willing this sketch into existence. Promise to use your psychic powers for good. 😂
Wow really? Well there you go!!
ne alakan var olm senin iskoçyayla
I am waiting for the Texas one.
@@matthewmorrisdon5491 Texas absolutely *would* have its own separate immigration scheme, wouldn't it? 😂
So as a Scot, the accuracy is astounding!!
ha cheers James
Ah, James... Could you kindly explain the boxing reply to an outsider then?? What is supposed to be funny about it? 😇
@@tobiMelka the Old Firm is what it's called when the Rangers and Celtic football clubs play each other. Rangers and Celtic are heavily tied to Protestantism and Catholicism respectively, so Old Firm matches tend to stir up sectarian football hooligans
@@amberheath9268Yayx.. I see.. One of the main reasons why I despise professional football 🙄 Thanks for the full explanation, Amber! 💡🌟🌞
Not really, it's just the noisy minority side that thinks that it speaks for the whole country but doesn't, the real people who speak for the nation are the silent majority.
The confusion over how to answer the whisky/whiskey question! 🤣🤣Hope you had a great opener last night, and you were OK getting back out there after 2 years away. See you on 24th, enjoy the rest of your Fringe, take care, guys xx
English is my second language so I dont get all jokes, would you help me and tell what this is about?
@@antygona-iq8ew Ireland was famous for whisky until a new faster method was invented. The Irish distilleries rejected it so the inventor took it to Scotland where it became very successful. The Irish then changed the spelling to Whiskey to try and differentiate traditional Irish Whiskey from the new fangled stuff.
Both are good but in slightly different ways. Irish whiskey is smoother but Scotch has stronger flavours.
@@goodgame3374 thank you! That is great to know :-)
Vermont.
I was waiting for that one and They ofcourse nailed it
I've been stressed with uni work lately but this has definitely helped! Laughing this much at 8am watching a brilliant sketch has set me up for a day of more work. Thursdays truly are brilliant, thanks lads :))
Good morning!!! ❤️
You can do it Kay!
Go to the show! Buy your tickets! Go go go! The show was absolutely fantastic last night. Very funny, heaps of smiles and joy! Look at this enthusiasm and postivity from a Scottish person. That's what's you've done.
Aye, good times!
Ah thanks Emma! Hopefully audiences will be a as good as you guys last night
@@foilarmsandhog Sure they will be, but if not you'll win them over no problem. Great work lads.
Ahh yes, very clever using Scottish Immigration this week on the heels of a favourite live sketch last week. Clever advertising lads, it’s almost like you’re wanting us to come see you at the fringe 😜
Have an amazing time lads, both you & everyone who gets to see you 😀
They're really the cleverest! 😘
Yep, it's so clever I forgave them for not doing NZ instantly 😆😌
After 13 years we've finally developed a marketing strategy
@@SamFAHntha To be fair, their Australian accents *do* wander over that way pretty easily...
@@foilarmsandhog Great, can't wait for you to share it with us.
Fahntastic Statisic - week 53
In the beginning of December I tweeted that FAH had 18 sketches with more than 1M views on RUclips. Last week, the 'Different governments ordering Pizza' sketch was the 28th sketch to reach the 1M mark. So in the last 8 months, 10 more sketches joined the 1M views club!
Waheeeey!
Cool, thanks Gemma!!
That one is still one of my faves because of Foil as Democracy. So brilliant.
JUMBO WAHEY!
ooh Gemma, I love your STATS!! I'm a nerd for stats (but I'm bad at maths 🤣🤣)
It was so so great to meet you guys last night and to see you back performing at the fringe again! Such a fitting and great sketch this week too! 😊😁
Couldn't agree more!
You too Rebecca!
Same!!
I absolutely totally forgot there was a sketch on after last night 🤣
Rebecca, You are so lucky to have seen the sweet lads in person.
If they win they are British, if they lose they are Scottish 😂 Aah that's why the nationalities keep changing. Another great one lads!
I feel like this would keep happening even if Scotland got their independence.
People still call Westlife and Boyzone British bands. And yet they never fail to correctly call U2 Irish.
That’s normal, Benzema said a few years ago if he scores they say he is French if not he’s Algerian.
Reminds me of certain changing nationalities during a large conflict a ways ago......
@@freneticness2136 Yeah. Weird how the Scots get a pass on that one. Honour among thieving Celts?
@@dannyarcher6370 Not really. When the English invaded Ireland, Scotland was a seperate independent nation and not part of a United Kingdom. So it was just the English on their own,
As a foreigner living in edinburgh for about 10 years, that years ago had to commute through princess street in august I totally agree with the fringe being a total pain in the arse hahaha
Why did you abandon your own country?
@@steveburnside3242 only way I could meet your mom and give her a good pounding.
*cough* erm...after 10 years...Princess Street. Really??? Still need a wee bit of work on the Assimilation thing ;)
Ahh lads I'm so excited for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! I wish I was there now but I'm going to have to wait just a little bit longer!
Thank you for being one of the reasons why I finally got myself organised and booked to go somewhere I've wanted to go for years!
See you when I get there!
It is very much worth it the show was feckin hilarious last night
YES JENNY!
Foil's expression of anguished puzzlement (cluelessness sometimes) is simply delightful.
I work in geriatric rehab in Toronto. I have had several patients recently who were born in Ireland and had moved here. One of my favourite things to chat about with them are our wonderful Irish comedians and I generally talk about the three of you. We have been having a great laugh and thank you.🥰🥰🥰
The old folks are the best source of stories, enjoy!
So you're an ethnic Canuck native of Canada.
Shout out to Arms' dedication to the comments at 8am DURING the festival!
Question remains - will the streak continue when they're shattered at the end...
Can't miss it, I do enjoy getting back to people
@@foilarmsandhog and you know we'll riot if you forget us
The Frankie Boyle joke, I died 😅 he'll get you for that, watch out! So excited to see Hogwash tonight! 💙
If he does, he'll be only proving us right!!
He is a monster.
Very accurate indeed.
@@classicambo9781 A monstrously funny man maybe.
Oh this is the reminder I need to get tickets to see the fringe show!! I literally live in Edinburgh but I discovered this channel during lockdown so this will be my first chance which. Very exciting!!
Hi there ! I'm a French fan who'll be visiting Edinburgh in two weeks and thanks to this sketch I just realized you're curently touring there and will be when I'm around ! So I'll be able to come and see your show ! I'm so excited !
As an Italian, I want to thank the Scottish community for the support you showed our team at the Euro 2020 finals 😁👍🏻
Small edit: WTF HAS HAPPENED DOWN HERE?!!!
The whole of Europe was rooting for Italy 🤣
@@BadDubII Let's be honest: England deserved every bit of it, after they came up with their "It's coming home" crap
The whole world did. The “coming home” shite got really effing annoying.
Like we care fake roman with ostrogoth genes. We are here for scot stuffs not soccer
@@NapoleonAquila I wondered why a stereotypical racist Brexiteer hadn't entered the comment section yet. I don't anymore.
Sadly I couldn't make it to Edinburgh, but my wife and kids went to the show and had a great time! Thanks for posing for photos with them - I look forward to a full report when they get home...
My favourite was "which nation invented whisky", too accurate!
Lads!! I have a job interview in an hour and feeling stressed ..but this has really cheered me up! Thank you so very much..I am coming to the fringe next week and I'm soo excited to see you guys on stage and the new show 😊🎉🎉🎉 awesome start to my day..thanks!!!! 👏👏👏
Edit: thanks for all the best wishes guys ..super appreciate it!! I'll find out tomorrow ☺️😬🎉 have a great day everyone
Good luck for the interview 🍀
Ooooh what's the interview for, if you don't mind me asking?
(if you do, you can change the subject to kangaroos or something if you want)
@@brinkiTOgo thank you !
@@SamFAHntha admin for the Health Service !
Warm thoughts and positive energy coming from the U.S.A. You'll do great!!
As an Edinburgh local, I really feel you captured the spirit of festival season in our usually wonderful city 😂
How could I learn the Scottish accent
I also liked this one:
Q: "Which country invented Whiskey?"
A: "Ire...Sco..Not England."
Full marks, you passed.
He should have asked "How do you spell 'whisk(e)y'?
This one. Anybody could understand even if not Scot nor Irish...
When I worked at Scottish Widows in Edinburgh, if we had a Glaswegian call on the 'phone then they were always passed to the one colleague in the office who could translate.
Once I had a phone interview for a position in my home state of NJ, but somehow the caller was from the company HQ in Edinburgh. I was literally sweating trying to grasp the gist of every word during the conversation.
When I honestly said at the end of call about my difficulties, the Scottish fellow laughed and he said also had issues with my South Jersey American Accent. Lol.
As a Scottish Lass I approve of this video!!! 🏴
Can’t wait to see you guys tomorrow at the Fringe 💚
I just randomly discovered your channel and have watched almost 10 of these and they are all so funny and never get old. I'm actually proud of myself because of how many of the references and jokes i understand as an american lol (low bar there i know haha) Are you guys all best friends? I really love how well you all get along, it's so freaking wholesome 😊😊
Love you guys!!! So very clever and and naturally intuitive of the countries. XO from British Columbia, Canada.
As Pole living in Edinburgh for 20 years, I agree. Fringe is one pain in the arse. You can't find a free bench in the park to savour in style Tyskie and Buckfast cocktail.
😜
On the plus side you seem to have amalgamated nicely 😊
"Not England." Hahahaha
Staying one the safe side, eh lads. We all know what an American would have answered.
Loved it guys. Good luck on the tour.
How the 3rd guy nails the accent every time is mind blowing.
Aw great! 😄 As always with these sketches, I love the quick-fire laughs we get out of them! Thank you for that topical (for FAH) one, lads! Have lots of fun in Edinburgh!
Thanks Annie, we do love writing for them - trying to make each other laugh is the challenge!
This is the most hilarious video of yours. The interviewer accent is on point. 😂😂😂...I was literally waiting for the answer to the first quarter 😂😂😂😂
I have been waiting for you to do a Scottish version in this series and it did not disappoint! 😂😂 Loved it!
Thanks for the awesome video as always! I'm from South Korea so a lot of jokes from this series goes over my head but still the set up and how it is delievered is so much fun!
I only hope one day you guys would run out of European countries to do and move on to other countries maybe even Korea hahaha
is there any food that couldn't benefit from vinegar?
Let's see...please bear with me:
Enemy nr 1? Apple
Popular sport related to hunting? Squid Game
- oppa?
- gangnam style
I’d love to hear the accents they attempt!
Love it! Always nice to start a Thursday giggling. I haven't heard a lot of Scottish accents, but I definitely like this one, good job Arms!
And I can't waaait to see Hogwash
Ah thanks Imke
Haha loving the five o'clock shadow guys! All the best for the Fringe, and happy birthday month! 😄
THat's the best we'll look for a while haha
I’m Scottish and I’m already laughing at the what? answer to the first question 😂
I love the interviewer's Scottish attitude as well as his accent 😄
I expected that for this week. I do remember another of your videos about the Fringe and I really hope you won't have to live in a cupboard this time and can enjoy this, most likely, incredibly stressful time.
May your show be a big success! Wish I could be there, but I will see you in the fall (I blame Boris Johnson, because I'm not paying for a new passport just for the Fringe.)
That is fair enough I suppose 😅
I bet they have separate beds and EVERYTHING! 😆😊
Coming to see you in Edinburgh this next Saturday!
I thought that's a really nice venue!
Then I remembered its in edinburgh all the buildings look this nice
Haha! True!
All the best with the show, lads. I'll be in to see you on the weekend. You'd better get revising if you want to get into the country next time:
Q- Which Scottish town was most recently occupied by an invading English force?
A- St Andrew's, during Freshers' week.
Q- What was created in Dundee and has entertained generations of Scottish children?
A- Grand Theft Auto
Q- Which of the following were invented in Scotland...
"All of them"
A- I hadn't finished, but correct.
Q- Which endangered species has been preserved in a multi-million pound enclosure in Edinburgh?
A- The Scottish Conservative party
Q-- Which question has caused the most conflict in recent Scottish history?
A- What are you looking at?
Enjoy the fringe, and no, I don't want a flyer.
hahahahahahaha!!
Don't give up the day job just yet 🙈😬
Scottish conservative party 🤣🤣🤣 brilliant
The Scottish didn't invent everything. We Aussies invented wifi, car radios, push mowers and pacemakers. Pretty much everything else is Scottish though, including the concept of capitalism.
-What do you call one Scot?
A scot
-What do you call two Scots?
A pair
-What do you call three or more Scots?
A civil war
You three absolutely bring a smile to my day! Love your talent, every time!
I am a Scotsman and I endorse this video👍🏼
As a Scotland fan, I'd suggest you guys to check out a Scottish comedy show called "Still Game". You'll be pissin' yerself
I‘m on holiday in Scotland (sadly only until tomorrow), and one thing I’ve noticed is how friendly everyone is. You feel right at home! I like it a lot here
That's not how it really is, that's just the touristy parts of Edinburgh, that foreigners go to.
@@steveburnside3242 we were elsewhere, too
@@ericpraline Everywhere like where? Are you an ethnic Yank native USian of USA America? If so I could understand that then, but if you're a Frenchman, then France must be a very unfriendly country or wherever you come from to think Scots are overly 'friendly' everywhere, most actual real Scots don't live in the touristy areas, Scots number about 600,000 in Edinburgh but during the Fringe this doubles to more than a million when the foreigners come to fund the economy during the month of August most years before they go back home or where they originally came from, so during that time, most foreigners who visit Scotland don't really see a lot of Scots or the real Scotland and if they did see some Scots, they barely understand them anyway, but they see the dressed up touristy Scotland with all the stereotypes, with bells and whistles attached etc.
Scotland is mostly a decent country in some ways but in others not so much, but for what it is good at, there is a reason for that, because it's not a cosmopolitan community like London, it retains much of its self, tradition and people etc. If it was cosmopolitan, it would end up being another London full of foreigners and/or segregated communities for the children of all foreigners.
@@steveburnside3242 I‘m Swiss, and while people are friendly here, too (albeit somewhat reserved), and my experiences with abroad (Europe only, so far) have been good-especially the French open up if they see that you’re actually trying to communicate in their language-, but it was a different kind of ‚friendliness‘, if I may, that we encountered in Scotland.
We visited Edinburgh (just before the Fringe, and even then the many touristy shops and the „authentic“ folklore were somewhat annoying.
Also, we went to Glasgow and stayed in Perth for a bit. (What I’m impressed about is that even in supermarkets people were really friendly and helpful despite having every right not to after a long day.
I’ve encountered staff before who just say ‚there‘ roughly and point because apparently you’ve interrupted a vital task and you’re not worth their time.)
This made me even more excited for my holidays and for your show 🥳👏👏 Thanks for all the tipps, lads! That'll help us be allowed out of the airport in no time!
Enjoy the shows 🙌
Enjoy your holiday Nicole!
@@foilarmsandhog thank you! See you soon 😊
I love the characters' coordinated outfits 😄
All the best for your new show!
Omg I didn't even notice 😂 thank you ^^
you missed "what goes down as the worst date in Scottish history?"... 1966... we never hear the f-in' end of it!
my brother introduced me to you lot and you didnt disappoint me in any of your sketches.. excellent research and spot on delivery .. love it guys ..
Stayed awake to watch this..always looking forward to your weekly videos. Hope you guys know, you are simply the best! ❤️
Ah nice one! Sleep well
Once had to travel to Aberdeen during Fringe. Had drive through the night because every room eas book from Carlyle to...well, Aberdeen.
So, yeah...
At least yee came to a diplomatic answer on the big Whiskey question 🤣 And the jab at Frankie Boyle as well!
Thanks for the sketch, funny how you incorporated the Fringe at the end! And I loved seeing your venue in the outro, too. Good luck (not that you need it)!
Ah thanks so much!
Aww how lovely!
Where are you from freeindeed? (by that of course I mean, when is your next FAH gig?) 😃
@@SamFAHntha I'm in the US (California), so my next gig is in November 😊
The whiskey answer should be included in Diplomats training worldwide
Alles Gute für Euren Monat in Edinburgh! Ich drücke Euch die Daumen, dass alles reibungslos klappt mit „Hogwash“. So ein schöner Veranstaltungsort, den Ihr da habt!
Freue mich, Euch bald wieder zu sehen. :)
Ich auch, für dich!!! 😃😊❤️
@@SamFAHntha ❤️
Still can't believe i met you guys at one of your shows in April, and when Hog smacked me on the head with my notepad after asking for a signaturem🤣🤣🤣
haha he tends to do that
😂😂😂
Coming to see u guys at the fringe! Mad excited!!
Ahhhh that's AWESOME Kath!!! Have the bestest time!!! 🥳😊
The reply from immigration officer after each answer was the best compared to other officers in other videos
It's been a minute since yall showed up in my feed. Not disappointed one bit. Good luck at the festival lads
Your command of the Scottish accent is second to none!
Those questions! Those answers! The look or your faces when the first question is asked the second time is a killer!
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
You can just imagine the interviewers anger face
This is brilliant.
I can't believe this, I'm litrally driving round the edge of Edinburgh whilst the fringe is happening... always wanted to go and see you lads there... but we couldn't find anywhere to camp!!! Or park for that matter... have a great time lads!!!
Whaaa? Oh no!! Rent a car and park on someone's lawn if you have to!!! 😂
@@SamFAHntha it's so close... but yet so far... I dred to think what a nightmare driving round Edinburgh would be like anyways
Brilliant, and nice twist with the plug for the show.
Oh lads, this makes me look forward to coming to Edinburgh even more - I promise to do my best to get Miri's necessary isolation to be done/finished asap!!
Hope to see you both as soon as possible!
@@Gemma.618 Looking forward to seeing youse too!
You can do it J
Such a pity it's taking you longer now! I hope you'll get here in E. soon!
Arms, are there any accents you haven't already nailed? I keep wondering if the next country sketch can even come close to the previous one, and you put out an even better, more funny one. 😂♥️
Good luck for the Fringe!
I fairly murdered the italian one in fairness, but the canadian one is the one i'm most proud of!
Spanish immigration maybe?
@@foilarmsandhog As a Canadian, I agree, your 🇨🇦 accent is exceptional👌🏼👏🏻😄
Let him try a Latvian or Estonian accent 😀 Those are very specific, with very clearly pronounced consonants and an unusual melody to it that is hard to nail, a bit like Swedish but different 😃
@@foilarmsandhog naw, you did fairly well with the italian accent, all things considered!
Another masterpiece :)! Loved the accent and the facial expressions Foil was making trying to understand it :) Thank you for the laugh as always .
Oh! So THAT‘S why Foil had the gormless expression! I‘d wondered😂
I love these guys. 😂😂😂 I'm so glad I was guided to your channel. Sending love from Los Angeles, California.🙏🏿💖
Scottish here, that moment when you answer the questions with the same answers! Can confirm accurate video 😂
As always a great sketch 👏 But poor Travis, they're a great band!
That Scottish accent wasn’t too bad too be fair, I feel as though you could occasionally hear it slipping in to Irish but all around not bad
Saw Hogwash last night, cracking show lads
Cheers Pal
Got to love how in every sketch, they look at one another at the start.
Also, the monster part is specifically because of what he said on Mock The Week, wasn't it?
Looking forward to seeing Hogwash in person next Friday! Wanted to see you in Portsmouth in 2020 but COVID hit :/
I would love to see "Getting pass Mexican immigration" sketch!!! So many material for a 10 minutes sketch for sure!
I llike how they pay close attention to every question asked. These guys really like to visit Scotland
Lovely to meet you last night after your amazing first show last night! This sketch fits so well. Brilliant Frankie Boyle joke there! 😂 xx
Thanks Mija! You can thank Hog for that particular joke
- Which nation invented whisk(e)y?
- ... not England.
- I'll accept that.
This is my fave immigration sketch yet!!!! I laughed so hard and genuinely wondered how they were gonna get out of tge Whiskey question 🤣🤣🤣 The acting was so good! And I loved that Arms had a real character in this one, lol. When he said Fring was the biggest pain in the arse I 1000% believed him! 🤣🤣🤣 Have fun in Edinburgh lads!
We watched your show last night. We had a great time! My wife loved the luggages sketch.
1: The whiskey answer was absolute comedy gold.
2: As a former citizen of Edinburgh, my lord is that true. I loved the city to bits, except for the festival months... *shudders*
That would be...whisky.
Thanks for letting me know about your shows at Fringe. I am going next week.
Proud to be Italian and thus having contributed to Scotland's greatest victory !
I'm booked to come and see you later in the month. Can't wait!
…it must have been painful to answer the whiskey question!😂
I hope you had a great start of the Fringe festival! I am so looking forward to seeing your new show next week!🤩
Anything to get in!
@@foilarmsandhog if the immigration officer had read the subtitle he'd have had a different reaction! Think you showed your true colours there lads.
I think I'd have answered "depends on how you spell it."
The bit about the Old Firm being boxing almost killed me.😂
Hi Arms, best of luck with all the fringe shows. So sad I can't be there but I'm sure you'll be absolutely amazing! I have another would you rather question for ya, would you rather speak fluently in 16 languages or be able to communicate with animals? Thanks in advance
Ah animals! for sure!!
Requesting another would you rather question for him next week please 😁🥺
@@SamFAHntha defo will try and make it a weekly thing ahah, the answers are so very interesting!
@@sophstar15 Yes!!!
*does a victory dance*
*keeps dancing*
*now it's unrelated*
@@SamFAHntha *is very happy because dancing is always incredible*... *starts dancing too*
I was hoping for this vid and I'm glad it came.
*Giving the people what they want*
Also... Omg the KitKat Man... Am I talking to a celebrity right now???
@@SamFAHntha I believe you are, I'm a very well-known man.