Ep 491 - Who Piped Carl Winslow ? (feat. James Mccann, Lemaire Lee, & Shawn Gardini)
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- Опубликовано: 24 апр 2024
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Ffs, how many more hero’s we gonna strip away from meezy ? Such a cruel cruel world.
I am the cock conqueror of Mista Winslow
James Mccann?......
dawgs the dude sucked a fat one on Shane's tour why keep bringing him back
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Matt, Broseph, THE Shaman. I’m Matthew, too!
Get excited. This message bouta get wilder than you’re imagining. Even now, after the sentence before this, ya didn’t go big enough. Here we go buddy:
I, humbly, come to you for advice. 🙇♂️
Because of things you have imagined and said, I have acquired esoteric knowledge. I culturally appropriated your thoughts and imagined them for myself. I feel very, Very, VERŷ (etc. infinitely) comfortable saying I have the most effective and creative imagination in the world. Why? Because I imagine I do. And ‘no one’ else does.
Matt, just like you, I’ve been searching for something my whole life. As well as MANY of my closest friends, through life. There aren’t dozens of us, there are millions, maybe billions, maybe deep-down, it’s everyone. I think that is THE TRUTH.
Matt, I found IT. The TRUTH. THE Belief. Bc you, I, and EVERYONE knows: 1 set of “beliefs” isn’t a belief. It is REALITY.
Now, I’m going to cut to the chase.
I would like the privilege of communicating with you directly. Do not get too excited. There is more to consider. I want to give you my email but this is what you need to know.
I’ve been shadow- band on ☠️, LinkdOut, and (Stay-In) You(r)Tube. They put me in a box. But my i and unreasonable Self-Belief is nothing short of FKN RAAAAAAW. So, i made the Box a Balloon. And I’ve been filling that Balloon with hot air and Info ever sense. They know it’s a balloon. They know they can’t pop it. But gravity affects everything. No matter what, entropy will pop it. My comments only get deleted on U2b bc of GO OG & GO OG L. -New York Stock Exch. or NSE-
I am virtually untouchable in Rockford. Explaining them textually via phone would take “1M/y”. I don’t currently, and haven’t imagined until now… wait. If you have an iPhone, okay i remember but it’s not convenient for you.
If I’m remembering correctly, if we were in person and you have an iPhone, too. I think we’d exchange like a 24 digit # from our iPhones, which encrypts our conversations?
Really, it’s just inconvenient for you bc I am not leaving Rockford until the Balloon pops.
If you can’t help yourself, my email is firstlast@me.com. ‘e’ is the second ‘-‘.
I have love and respect for you and Shane, my man. I am a loyal Dawg but i am soo much more. An Arbitrator of/for TRUTH. I am not and reject any Religion but I love, respect, show gratitude, and communicate with G, daily. But, I do what I do for Truth, Goodness, Science, Every 1 (all Life), and myself.
Love you guys. Y’all 2 be soarin! I’ll refrain from pumpin you full of hot air.
Hope to hear from ya. If not, I wish you both and anyone who reads all of this as much happiness as y’alls can shoulder.
✌️🖕❤️
Ooo
P.s. NEVER Unsubscribe w/o checking the sender FIRST. Ever. That’s a way they “capture” devices.
“I’m fly as hell dude, and you hate it” - The Shaman
MSSP is what I ball out on
You can't be doing this to me man
It's a ceremonial hash pipe from Morocco. I'm just setting it out ceremoniously. It's not a big deal, dude.
I subbed to Pernelle on YT and asked her this morning to come to Austin to do a concert and do the pod.
@@more.art.less.war.You're trying to sabotage our lives...by gettin' into bullshit.
I can feel Shane's rage listening to them talk history without him
The council will hear about this
for real I bet shane would have somethin to say lol
I think everyone would appreciate a good Shane rant
Lol more about them being wrong in every possible way.
Hope Shane humiliates Lemorp
Im 32 dad of 3, divorced living in a one bedroom. Lost my house my dog. But the hand of a merciful god has touched and blessed me with the dawgs.
rip to your dog big man
You know what they say…”When one dog closes, another Dawg opens”
Your not alone 😢😂
456,000 DAWGS here for you buddy!
Head up big guy. I was there 2 years ago. Dawgs pulled me through.
Lemaire looks like a guy suffering from a horrible allergic reaction
its called being obese
That’s hilarious
Take some Lemairdryl
Gummy Bear Grills
Ya from intelligence
Lemorp sweating after hearing diddys a chub chaser. 😅
He was begging God for topic change.
lemorphius
Because he knows deep down he would cash his the golden ticket
He’s like “Why not me?! Why not me?!” 😂
Looks like someone deleted my comment/joke insinuating he's secretly gay for him....this is disturbing and super gay 😮
If you feed a Gardini after midnight, then it turns into a James Mccann.
The thick times
DAYUM!
Noice. Got eeem.🤙
this is underrated
Gardini is the individual, the species is *suuuuperstaaaaar*
McCann has more wit in his pinky..
Lemaire becomes more confident the more wrong he is about shit, its very funny lol
if we do too much capitalism we could end up like the ussr - lameezy the genius
Learning the ways of Burnt Chrysler
5d chess
@@Nick22257find a new hole
It’s funny, especially with his ebonics and his enormous head
Lemaire trying to explain NATO will never not be funny
Matt’s love for black internet culture is wild
He’s married to a black woman
true black conservative
Man has a black family, he’s gotta be tapped in
Nothing wild about a black conservative being into his own culture
"The black mind fascinates me" - Matt McCusker
Lemeezy is just spouting off the most unfounded shit he heard somewhere because Shane’s not there to shut him down and I love it
Damn it, Shane!
You take a week off, and we have Lemaire teaching everyone that NATO is a trade organization, Mia Hamm munches box, and farmers are poor because they have to buy seeds.
😂
This episode made all our IQ’s lower my god
Lemaire is the dumbest person. I mean I love him for real but he’s just like barely functional
@@keircampbell9374what smoking weed 24/7 for 20 years does to a mfer
@@keircampbell9374maybe not the dumbest, but he's a dumb person that doesn't know they are dumb. That's a volatile combo
Lemaire has got a head full of Spam. Luckiest man in comedy.
Don’t bash on my mans Lameep like that.
Retard luck. Found a golden ticket lol
@MrTerrierLove I agree completely. Spambrain
hes got some decent stand up material
At least he’s funny. Bert is equally stupid and not funny.
Ooooooohhh baby. Thank god I looked at my phone before eating this bullet. MSSP saved my life
bless
78 minutes then listen agaiiiin
Ey man...what are you gonna do with that gun when your done with it? I got 1 spot left in my safe if you're feeling generous....
LIVE FROM MY MOUTH THIS FUCKIN GUN
Stay hard
if Gardini ever gains some confidence he is gonna be the whole worlds problem
He's so sharp off the cuff, but a lot of his one-liners get missed. But he could roast someone to the core if he wanted.
He’s gonna be a slimy beast in his awakening.
He was my problem 2 weeks ago at helium for 25 minutes
@@BG-sj7zh continue...
Some confidence? The dude's already got that BDE, come on dude
"I don't know man, I have been reading Japanese text books and I don't think that happened." I feel like Lemaire is the only one who actually heard that
Thanks James for saving the pod from grape drink and American Spirit
That Australian leprechaun is my favorite character this season
Lets have James on more often. I'd enjoy just him and matt tbh.
One of the best non-Philly guests
@@noahherteldefo mate. It'd be great to see Mike Rainey and Tim Butterfly back for an episode
@@ceebee491agreed
Holy shit Lemaire been fighting a wasps nest
😂 Lemorp literally has the worst takes on everything. The education system has failed!!
Hearing him explain world things is like trying to interpret news off of silly putty
I think James is easily my favorite MSSP non-Philly guest
even without Shane this episode was fire, Matt and James plus to two yung boyz just hilarity, theyre all at a top level, this is the only podcast I listen to anymore for a reason.
I saw him do standup last week and he’s so damn good!
@@gumbojjumbolemaire is like 40 he aint no young bull
@@salladssblack don’t crack and stoners never grow up. He’s still a young bull
Yeah he went off
Bro I would lose it if I was in a public restroom and heard “maya quit bird watching!” 😂😂
😂 HA
*Ornithology plays gently in the distance*
GUYS PLEASE HAVE A MONTHLY SECRET HISTORY PODCAST. People would love the shit out of it
Lemaire citing Nanking can only be a testament to living with Shane
Dawgs in 420Hz
I try to stay at 432, idk bout you bro
Woof woof 🐶
@@goodneighborsports8228 that’s just two too many 😞
420hz is actually closer to an A flat than an A.
Omg a female dawg in the chat. Lose your cool bros
Just a reminder that 2 weeks ago, Lemeezy was defending chomos, then last week when the subject of "Hot cartoon women" came up, he suggested Moana 😂
To be fair I've never seen Moana, and when I looked her up all I saw was a Pixar cartoon version of a 34 year old Hawaiian woman by the beach. I don't think you could've paid me to believe that was an underage disney girl 😂
"Lucky boy" Lemaire....
She’d get it dude. Deal with it
He’s not an ideal speaker, he shouldn’t be talking on a podcast that’s why we love seeing him on dude
We watch and if he does offend, his life is forfeit so
Here I am to worship
Damn that’s real
Here I am to bow down to
Her I am to say that your my god
You’re my shaaaaam*
Eat me
Lemaire regurgitating something he read on twitter by a 80 iq we wuz kangz user is incredibly frustrating
Classic kangery
@@humptydumpty2587 with James Mccann, it's kangery meets kangeroonery, and tomfoolery is the result
@@CornyBumvery good
Alright but they was kangs though
Final quarter of the work day was needing this goaline push
My thoughts exactly. Praise be to mssp
Personally....I'd save it for tomorrow's first quarter
I just woke up and ate mushrooms for breakfast
@@goodsick8556that’s what the paytch is for, brother.
Hell yes, brother@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937
Lemaire lookin like a Cadbury egg, I'm finna take a bite
Needed Shane to check lemaire on this one
Lemaire looks like where the wild things are from certain angles
Omfg 💯 🤣
When Diddy finished - "Did I do that?"
He was wearing him down.
Sick avatar
🤣
😭😭😭
“It ain’t my fault… Did I do that?!”
Lamaire gets high to the point where he shouldn’t talk sometimes. Shane used to go hard on him for that, kinda miss it
Shut up nerd
For real though. Kindof a bully, but kindof warranted lol. LeMeezy has some of the absolute dumbest takes of all time...when he can speak. 😂
These comments are not very dawg of you
"You can't throw all of us off the roof" if only the Jews thought like Gardini.
The sometimes matt and sometimes shane secret podcast
Lol
Shane is the biggest and busiest in the business making banana $$$ right now, let the dawg loose when he comes backh he'll have legend stories
@@gumbojjumboCan't wait to hear what black NFL player he gets to hang out with next!!!!! CIDIES!!!!!!!!
@@JiggyMcCuewanna be dawg you can never be salt life
@@gumbojjumboproblem with that is how he just said he was gonna be in town for a month. Getting a little bit annoying.
Damn Lemaire really enjoys sounding wrong about stuff
Matt or Shane’s secret podcast
The cut to Gardini at 29:43 eating the banana whilst James and Matt talk about having to hide their dongs from their kids is TOO FUNNY
I can’t be the only one that sees that Lemaire looks like Mark Henry’s little boy
I was in a class with him, very strange guy. Would sing the birthday song to people in a weird ass way that made it seem like he wanted to fuck/kill them
Every time we get these type of episodes, you really realize Shane doesn’t trust his dawgz at his place when he’s not there
😂😂😂
Imagine if Lemeep lived in your house and you weren’t home much, I’d be terrified of what he’s doing
what an assumption
Doesn't lamar live with him?
Lamaire did confess to trying to get into a Midwestern hotel swinger gangbang. That's a huge trust hurdle to get over when you have a swimming pool.
I haven’t heard this many confidently wrong facts since college.
This is some serious low hertz vibing
Shane’s gotta be there to keep lemaire and gardeney in check
I’m sacrificing a squeezed frog for our prince lameezy
Hail him
🖐🐸✊️
I ate a little live frog once to freak out some girls when I was 7 years old, swallowed it whole
@@multipleeggs8232 fuckin baller
I'm putting a huge rock on a bird as I type
Damn these high def cameras are really fuckin over Lemaire lol bro looks like he was stung by bees
George
I’m all for James being the go to fill in guess when one of the dawgs are out
That Walmart story really shook me to the core. It might be the most depressing thing I've ever heard.
I am trying to take Lemaire's comments as an amazing attempt at satire
This episode is what I picture going to a Bulls game in the 90s was like and they tell you listen Micheal is actually OUT this game but you still have Pippen and the other nobodies who contribute still playing
Steve
At least we could watch Jordan ride the bench
Every time Lemaire speaks I either 1.) Laugh hysterically, or 2.) Lose a significant number of my neurons.
Victor
Someone get lemaire an antihistamine, a cold towel, a teen magazine and a goddamn ego check
Yeh he’s getting a little hot now that’s he’s on the shows more got to come down a bit
For real he is swollen and bloated. Ego and face.
Get off your high horse
He shouldn’t be allowed to get high before the show when he’s gonna be on it. He’s already at a disadvantage being as black as he is. It’s “though”, not “doe”
How about your ego, chief?
Thanks for being here every week Matt, Hollywood Shane could never
He screens Cuskys call and snorts coke off the ass of a whooooooaaaarree
Let the dawg work and be happy for him. He does owe you sh¡t.
Time to boof some Ashwaganda at 432hz baby!
Ashwa knocks me out
I love that the dawgs straight up adopted an aussie Bull. James rules. Shout out all the homies out there doing their thang and erthang like that
17:34 Shane wouldn't have missed this... "Lemaire the only thing you'd be tossing is salads!" 🤣
At this point I think it’s safe to say James McCann is top 10 in the MSSP extended universe
Nice, James McCann! I wonder how much of the pod they had to cut out this time
I used to think I didn’t go to church but I just realized this is my church. And I came to worship.
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Lemair looks like someone smooshed down an offensive lineman
Gardini and McCusker legendary performance in Vegas this past weekend. NEVER FORGET
Now i can finally get out of bed
Depending on your time zone, that's clinical depression.
@@mattmarzula fine line between real ass dude and clinical depression. Me, I'm not long for this earth.
Saw Matt and shwan Saturday night, it might’ve been the best night of my life. Glad to hear the shaman speak again
“If they can milk themselves in there, so can I.” -The Gard Dawg 💪
Lemaire talking about Capitalism is like seeing a brain fart. Also Matt not knowing anything about Nato but wanting to give opinions is insane. Shane really is highlighted as smart when he's absent and the potheads combine.
Omg dude. That was brutal. Lamaire attempting to sound smart is rough. The weed doesn’t make it any better. And Matt will show his blonde ness sometimes too
The ww2 takes were very broady
@@screamdreamer9085 Matt is extremely blonde. He's a Golden Retriever.
@screamdreamer9085 more like greyniss... am I right dude's old as fuck
The OG Dawgz know this episode "Sucked". The Podcast is dying. Shane has gotten mainstream now and left the boys to flounder. RIP MSSP.
it becomes more and more of a podcast bro podcast every time they dont have shane on. i feel like hes the only one thats truly funny, and matt shines when hes there.
Yeah anyone who watched Shane show up on the radar 5-6 years ago can see what's happening. Shane's too big for these boys and Matt's not really a good standalone funny man. He pairs well with Shane, but needs Shane.
You don't sound like an OG Dawg. Sound more like a wet Cat to me.
Matt has assumed his final lizard like form in the desert of Austin.
matts phone isn't all the way in the phoncase and its driving me crazy lol
only a real dawg would notice that
The Guard dawg getting ultimate submissed by Hope Solo would be all time.
James absolutely held it down this episode 🙏
GOD BLESS THIS SACRED DAY DAWGS WE UP
Here I am to worship.
Here I am to bow down.
Shoutout to all the Protestant dawgs
well dont be
Blessed be thy dawgs who gather to praise and worship
😭😭
Lemaire said "Nah, nah, nah. Remember Nanking? Japanese don't have chivalry"
Honestly forgot that Shane was missing from this episode until Lemaire called the North Atlantic Treaty Organization a “different kind of UN” and everyone agreed. Shane is so much smarter than his best friends it’s insane.
James followed up saying it was a trade organization, 🤦
Sure. Why not.
Dawgs being fed slop now 😢
What kind of animal eats a banana in front of a microphone
Thank you dawgz for keeping us blessed 🙏
"Its the boulder in front of the tomb" - Shaman 😂
Even when Shane is wrong about history and geopolitics, he's still more on track than lemeez and matt haha
Wabi sabi was from King of the Hill. When the stoners in the grow shop were talking about roses.
My Dawg knows it's walkie time when he hears the wicky wickies
James is a killer stand-in for when Gman is out. He almost feels like a version of Shane that has the same sense of humor with more restraint
Hi 👋
We want less restraint bro
@@JimmyJamesJimbo We want no restraint. Absolutely drenched.
Early for the dawgs while fishing, can’t beat it
Perfect timing, I lose internet in 20 minutes so I can dload this for the blackout. I am a truly blessed Dawg this day! 😊
You lose internet? Where are you? Some sort of low security prison?
@@mattmarzula on a ship, on a plane, out of data on the go
Carry a starlink in your backback?!? Wtf...its 2044 buddy@jnitsuama
LeMaire is poised to be the Disney version of Wilford Brimley Diabeetus commercials.
Guard dog looks like an amateur archeologist
😂😂😂
Glory be my dawgs. Let us feast our ears on this most glorious feast of smut led by 3 of our favorite apostles and a diddler.
Who the diddler?? 😂😂
LaMeezy
Aw naw 😂 wtf he do
@@cemahni think he said something pedophile adjacent and shane started ribbing him for being the actual pedo instead of nate xD
then he said moana was an attractive cartoon and the comments been on his ass about that too
@@cemahni yt won't let me talk about diddly stuff, I'll let someone else explain it xD
YESS!!!! New episode of Matt's Secret Podcast
Damn, Lemorp saying Mia Hamm is gay might be worse than "Wu Tang is corny". She is married to NOMAH.
Lemeeze been cramming on wikipedia history loves the talking points lmao
Blessed by the dawgs
It's not illegal to be soaking wet.
I would love a podcast of Matt, Shane and James going through Wikipedia articles.
James looks live the evolved form of Guard Dog
😂
This pod dies without Shane
It feels like the shaneless/mattless episodes are becoming more and more regular. The seal has been broken
Guard dog is the man and deserves a raise
What a blessed day it is to receive and consume such media. Thank you, MSSP affiliates.
❤ Always makes my work day so much better!