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Your mom's a story comedian. Let her win. But dont worry. I keep it real with my mom too. But I have been letting her have it more. She says wild shit and even though it's assbackwards crazy. I just be like yeah. Wow. Nice!/Damn! Ask a follow up question and spin move
I was having a dark day. Having surgery for test cancer tomorrow. chemo likely very soon after. Mind racing all day. The dogs blessed me in my darkest hour. Can have some laughs and good times before bed time. This pod means something to me man
I’ve been on the fence with Lameezy since seeing him at the mothership. Hearing the only reason he isn’t kicking a dog in the nuts right now is because they’re mostly neutered pushed me into ‘not a fan’ territory
@@kaboose111 I bet he’d do it again because hes always been moderately against it since his early days on the cast. Abortion for me but not for thee type
Andrew is a very grounded shaman, a healer shaman concerned with the people of the realm whereas Matt is a very dark wizard torping against evil entities keeping the dawgs safe - these two shamans could be compatible
Saw that opinion article NPR ran about how Shane's return to SNL sucked. I didn't really know the guy, but checked out the snl bit they were trashing. Absolutely hilarious. Now here I am, burning through every MSSP ever made. Love the dawgs.
@@trashbagtannerI mean… do they though? Do Jellybeans really “go hard”, Tanner? Seriously reconsider that statement and take a moment to think about how hard jellybeans truly go.
@thanatos420xxgamer9 That's on shane for constantly joking on him about it. I rarely hear the topic brought up unless Shane is ragging him for it. Besides, if you listened to one of their previous casts discussing this, the whole group owned up to some shady animal abuse when they were kids lol
I've never really thought Lemaire was funny, but now I just don't like the guy. You can't be a DAWG if you're hurtin the DOGS (or other animals). Love Shane, and Andrew is out here doing the Lord's work.
It makes me happy Shane bought his mom a pool to show off to her friends and enjoy. I remember the podcast that him and luis did together and they were talking about getting her an above ground pool. 😂
I gotta admit… we live in Burleson Texas… I was a total skeptic, but bro…. That solar eclipse was probably the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in person in my life. You could see the stars at 150pm. It was completely dark outside. Crazy experience
no I dont care to hear a severely autistic person talk about murdering and abusing animals for no reason. im sure hes a good friend and a decent hang at times, but having him on the pod adds nothing to the conversation when he says "yeah" every 10 seconds and can barely utter a sentence without his brain short circuiting @@jarnold1789
Man, I wanna buy my mom a quarter million dollar pool! Good for you Shane, congrats dude. Sincerely. Take care of Matt and LaMeezy and Garddawg and the crew! So happy for the dawgs success!
Matt is crushing it with the Paytch, and making good standup money now. But yeah, I hope he takes good care of Lamorp and Guard Dawg. Best he can do is give them exposure. He is letting Lemare live at his new pad, probably for free.
@@Txalcoir I pray daily that these boys never get that gay. Listening to Tom and Brett talk about the opulent gifts they get each other is so out of touch and lame
Gotta be prepped for multiple seasons and since it’s not the Golden State they prolly have less distribution and higher pricing in a niche market by comparison.
well boyz.. this will be the last episode i can watch for 8 weeks… going to basic training next week….. on the bright side: 8 fresh episodees to indulge when i graduate
Seriously…. I’m from a military family and none of us would join or let our kids join. You will be much better off just getting a student loan and going to trade school. If you already signed just tell them you don’t want to go and u want an ELS (Entry Level Separation). It won’t affect you getting a job. The recruiters promise you the world and when you get out you’ll still be at the starting line. Bless you either way Dawg. 🙏🏻
@@nyy625-pg3jq Good luck. I personally believe that as long as the bankers and politicians have fresh meat, nothing will ever change for those that already served. Vets will never get the money, healthcare, and respect that they deserve. Changes will only happen when we stop feeding the machine. (Sorry if that sounds gay! 🤷🏻♂️) At least you’re not infantry and you got that 8 week gym class!!! 🤣
Mackinac Bridge in Mackinac City is the bridge Andrew is referring to. Saginaw is sooo much different than Mackinac and separated by multiple hours lmao
Yep, don't know how he got that confused. Saginaw is a solid 3.5 hours south of the Mackinac Bridge. And his only experience there is meeting a neo-nazi, very inaccurate picture of Saginaw haha.
Lemaire seriously hit the friends lottery. Dude should be the most grateful person on earth, he would be working at a Wawa if not for company he keeps.
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Hit Buffalo up!
I can cofirm from having grown up in Spain, that old spanish guys loving franco is verrry normal
Do people not realize your show is already on Netflix and talked about in your special?
HOW WAS YOUR DAY, WAS IT MESSY?😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Your mom's a story comedian. Let her win.
But dont worry. I keep it real with my mom too. But I have been letting her have it more. She says wild shit and even though it's assbackwards crazy. I just be like yeah. Wow. Nice!/Damn! Ask a follow up question and spin move
Shane is definitely the foundation. But without Matt's motherly energy, this DAWG house doesn't feel like a DAWG home
We are tarnished without our Heavenly Mother Mathew, rabid DAWGS shittin n pissin upon the HEARTH and HOME.
Shut up nerd
Comment this on the rest of them too please. They need your DAWG wisdom@GezMilly
Real talk
Or maybe he can have an opinion and still watch the pod, why are you being aggressive here? ... What are you ..... a women?@@GMillyxo
having a stack of coasters and not using a single one, classic bro move
The most bro move Fuck a coaster
I agree. Stained water-damaged coasters is a bad look, keep them stacked. Plus, a coffee table with rings looks like you party.
Pretty sure he said he bought it furnished.
You're married. I can tell, lol.
LOL, who notices that? haha
Not having matt is big bummer with andrew.
they should get brandon buckingham on. he's sort of like andrew's cool older brother
@@FirstPersonLife not really
@@FirstPersonLifeBuckingham is lame af
Andrew is a bummer.
Dude needs to keep his hands to himself.
@@AT32143 Yes really.
This guy is a boring creep
I was having a dark day. Having surgery for test cancer tomorrow. chemo likely very soon after. Mind racing all day. The dogs blessed me in my darkest hour. Can have some laughs and good times before bed time. This pod means something to me man
Peace and healing to you my friend you got this
I’m praying for your stones, dawg. Praise be
Praying for your nads, good luck brother
Hang in there bru!! ❤
Keep on keeping on brother. 432hz
Lemaire's build is wild, he looks 5'2" and 7'2"
7'2"??
Horizontal maybe
Both of those are correct it's just a 3 dimensional measurment
Well his head is the size of Shaq’s so I see what you mean
Height: 5’2
Width: 7’2
Weight: 270 lbs
IQ: 78
How am I supposed to navigate my Thursday without my spirit guide Matt
Sign up for the paytch brother he released 2 episodes on the paytch yesterday!
@@jamesmaguffin841they’re also on RUclips lol
Where's fortuna?
@@jamesmaguffin841yo I didn’t even see part 1. I gotta stop smoking before work. 😂
MAN RIGHT THO
We needed the Shaman for this episode but the Dawgz are still blessed.
Frfr
They should change the name to Matt OR Shane's Secret Podcast
exactly. where's the magic flute?
100% Matt where u at bro!
The shaman has been on a trip through the jungle during passover. Do not worry, my brother. The shaman will return.
Shane's mom doing a call back to him shitting his pants in 3rd grade is fucking hilarious 😂
My mom would never do that…..I think lol
@@BookerT69 If she's a good mom, she would.
Messy day?
It was messy
Stay messy my friends
This is turning into Matt or Shane’s secret podcast
Underrated comment
Andrew being introduced to the Lee brothers lore with the air mattress story is just so funny
Lemorp is a wild bull
I’ve been on the fence with Lameezy since seeing him at the mothership. Hearing the only reason he isn’t kicking a dog in the nuts right now is because they’re mostly neutered pushed me into ‘not a fan’ territory
"Why are you pro life now?"
"...I had to do a thing i didnt like" 😂😂
Lemaire out here forcing a bombs 💀
Become anti abortion after you have a girl get one is foul as fuck 😭
@@nev12345678910better than if he felt nothing after
@@nev12345678910 he's just seen the light.
@@kaboose111 I bet he’d do it again because hes always been moderately against it since his early days on the cast. Abortion for me but not for thee type
The tonal shift from killing a bird with a rock to a betterhelp ad made me audibly say "jesus christ"
9:31 "Like I mean I know.. like, you know, but like.. I don't know". Spoken like a true wordsmith.
Get it together Lemeezy
" I know, you know.. I don't know" -Lemaire 2024
The wordsmith
That shit was profound
I know what he means though… you know… I dunno
Jordan Peterson and huberman being replaced by lemair would rule.
Unreal
Buying your mom a 250K pool has to be one of the best feelings in the whole world.
Imagine pulling a weird Al and accidentally buying your parents their death house.
Drowning in pride
Seems like a pretty redacted way to spend $250k but hey, it's not my money.
@billwilson9602 bro all moms are redacted. Just gotta make em happy.
@@billwilson9602spending money your fam who’s always been there for you is far from retarded.
Does Lemaire ever complete a ... you know... like, words together?
He’s neurolinked up. He implants the ends of his sentences into our brains
Lemorp
You know when they bring a guest pastor at church. This is how this felt. A different shaman has blessed us with his presence.
Andrew is a very grounded shaman, a healer shaman concerned with the people of the realm whereas Matt is a very dark wizard torping against evil entities keeping the dawgs safe - these two shamans could be compatible
Idk man, he’s kind of a goober
“I mean, I know…like, you know, like…I don’t know”
WORDS LEMAIRE USE YOUR WORDS 😂
Stonks
Dudes got the worst takes ever
Hes an idea man, if you could know what's going on in his head you'd be impressed he's even alive 💯
Andrew- “I don’t think I know what you mean”
He’s a non verbal communicator of the highest frequency. We just aren’t on his level yet 🧐
Saw that opinion article NPR ran about how Shane's return to SNL sucked.
I didn't really know the guy, but checked out the snl bit they were trashing. Absolutely hilarious.
Now here I am, burning through every MSSP ever made.
Love the dawgs.
I read the same one. Nerd rage journalism.
Dude you must have this guy back when Matt is around.
Forreal
Lemaire said he kicked a dog in the nuts and somehow saying jellybeans is the best candy is crazier
jelly bellys go hard though
@@trashbagtannerI mean… do they though? Do Jellybeans really “go hard”, Tanner? Seriously reconsider that statement and take a moment to think about how hard jellybeans truly go.
@@Thatdudewiththedogsnah jellybeans def go hard
@@ThatdudewiththedogsJ-Bizzles go hard in the paint
I stand corrected
Lemaire just casually talking about committing animal abuse is wild
Yeah someone definitely needs to see what this guys doing in his off time. Baaaad vibes.
You guys serious? How long have you been following the cast?
@lowbornfool1713 few years now but it never ceases to amaze me that he keeps doing it when it's obvious that noone likes it.
@thanatos420xxgamer9 That's on shane for constantly joking on him about it. I rarely hear the topic brought up unless Shane is ragging him for it. Besides, if you listened to one of their previous casts discussing this, the whole group owned up to some shady animal abuse when they were kids lol
I've never really thought Lemaire was funny, but now I just don't like the guy. You can't be a DAWG if you're hurtin the DOGS (or other animals). Love Shane, and Andrew is out here doing the Lord's work.
having the boys in the background, silently goofin, is a top-tier strategy. I watched the entire ad segment.
First ad read on any podcast ever that I didn't skip lol
Weird seeing Guard Dog goof off😂 he’ll forever be etched in my mind as the moody buzzkill😂
Shit was hilarious 😂
Never skip those
Lmao same.
It makes me happy Shane bought his mom a pool to show off to her friends and enjoy. I remember the podcast that him and luis did together and they were talking about getting her an above ground pool. 😂
Saying they’re like $300 😂
@@ajones5683 🤣and making fun of Bobby Kelly
Damn good callback I forgot about that dude. Time flies. “We made it, Shane 🤓”
"i had to do a thing i didnt like" good god lemaire
I gotta admit… we live in Burleson Texas… I was a total skeptic, but bro…. That solar eclipse was probably the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in person in my life. You could see the stars at 150pm. It was completely dark outside. Crazy experience
Thankyou watch our clips too
Shane could've bought a mossad bodyguard for the pod but got his mom a pool instead, what a saint.
🖕 Mossad and the dancing Israelis #FreePalestine
I don't know why, but Matt doing ad reads with all the goons behind him is the funniest thing to me
The better help ad just after lemaire dropping a rock on a bird, what timing lol
It's amazing how well prepared Lemeezy was for this interview.
a master of his craft
Yeah
it's amazing how badly he belongs behind the camera getting stoned
@@maybeaspider3456 You didn’t enjoy hearing him talk about dropping a rock on a bird? Lol
no I dont care to hear a severely autistic person talk about murdering and abusing animals for no reason. im sure hes a good friend and a decent hang at times, but having him on the pod adds nothing to the conversation when he says "yeah" every 10 seconds and can barely utter a sentence without his brain short circuiting @@jarnold1789
“You guys don’t kick dogs in the nuts? Why not?” No wonder that lady got an abortion
I'm dieing!!! 😂
How great is our God. Praise be
Amen
432hz
29:50 having the better help ad right after the tragic bird story is perfect.
Can we PLEASE just have a Matt an Shane ep? dont let success ruin the pod!
"We got Matt at home."
The Matt at home...
🤣🤣
50:10 : "EWWWWW, they were black?!?!" Andrew was not ready for Shane lol
Lolol
Weird cause he likes sexual assault
Me. And my mom. And my dad. Watch Matt and Shane's secret PODCASTTTT.
Thanks donimos
MCDONALDSSSSSS
Don the moooooes
Sick ass parents
Where u aaatttttt
The proportions on these each of these dawgs is WILD
Shane and Lamaires synchronized deuces when they introduced Andrew was magic
lemaire outta nowhere saying how burning crosses can be beautiful is absolute Shrek 1
Lemaire was wild today. One of the best guests for sure
Classic Scotty
Sexual chocolate strikes again
Adam devine in workaholics while staring at a burning cross
"I'm not a KKK guy or anything but that looks magnificent'
Should've just been those two today(LeMaire & Shane)
I started listening in 2017 because of Shane. I wasn’t the biggest Matt fan at first. Now I’m sad when he’s gone 😂
Matt is amazing. His yes-anding is top notch.
Depends on the guest but today was a day Matt should’ve been there
Man, I wanna buy my mom a quarter million dollar pool! Good for you Shane, congrats dude. Sincerely. Take care of Matt and LaMeezy and Garddawg and the crew!
So happy for the dawgs success!
Matt is crushing it with the Paytch, and making good standup money now. But yeah, I hope he takes good care of Lamorp and Guard Dawg. Best he can do is give them exposure. He is letting Lemare live at his new pad, probably for free.
how good is our god
@@notagiantseaslug5523definitely for free lmao. Lemorp makes no money 😂
You guys praise these strangers to a level that is sad. They're just comedians who are going to be rich.
@@DerekOfRivia we do it cuz it’s funny lmao
"I killed a bird with a rock"
*Inserts Better Help ad
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The new episode "the council" privated as I was listening 😢
Same :/
@@jdr2210 I can watch again, give it a try
We need James from love on the spectrum on the pod ASAP
This would be great
Guard dog is in the show. Do people think it's real? Is guard dog actually austistic?
oh. my. god. andrew looking around concerned has me crying laughing, much love dawgz
I love hearing Shane ballout he deserves every penny can’t wait for him and Matt to have Twin Lambos
That would honestly be pretty gay and more 2 bears 1 hole kinda ish
@@Txalcoir I pray daily that these boys never get that gay. Listening to Tom and Brett talk about the opulent gifts they get each other is so out of touch and lame
@@Txalcoir Lambo with 432hrz speaker upgrades would be the most st8 thing the shaman has ever bought
@@andrewarszawa7700the types of fans that ruin things. Not trying to be a gatekeeper, but you guys are reeeeal silly Billys
@@Nwordscissorhands1738 no you are just gay and in love with Shane sad u don’t wanna see your boyfriend in a lambo
Watching a reporter not controlling the conversation is my favorite.
“Does he always have his mouth open? ‘Yeah! He always has his mouth open.’” Such a hilarious description of someone.
Lemaire "yeah, yeah, yeah, heh heh, yeah"
Like, yeah, uh...yeah, like
Just got home from 19 straight hours plowing snow in buttfuck New Hampshire. I needed this dawgs
Learn computer programming and improve your quality of life
@@rakim126 you mean learn to code
Was out delivering oil in NH to all the ppl freaking out yesterday. Figured you plow bois would be getting hard as hell for one last go, pause
@@yamaharider58 hell no I was ready to be done 2 storms ago lol
We got 22 inches where I’m at
I cant get over the fact that Andrew doesn't blink, the whole podcast.
I'm in the 50th second and he already blinked twice back to back???
Lemaire speaks the way I would expect Shane to based on Shane’s face.
God damn I love the lore of lemaire and jabri their life sounds like a David lynch film or something
Nightmare fuel 😂
Legit inland empire ahh beat
Callahan had those Manson lamps blasting.
ODed on onnit and Celsius
Lamaire burning crosses in Shane’s back yard without him knowing is a good visual 😂
Wtf is up with Lamaire wanting to burn crosses😂😂
Starting small with popsicle sticks. Practicing.
+ he's just standing there slack jawed, staring
@@Nic-ld3zr Can’t question a strong black republican like Lemeez
Evil hippie arc, you'll see
Andrew to scared to face the bug lady and mull dog. But this is cool too.
Santino?
Damn Shane droppin 250k on a pool?! Bro is rich rich lol I remember the basement days when he said he had 30 bucks to his name 😅
Bro $250K for a pool in burgh? You got ripped. We build beautiful pools for sub $80K in CA, including landscaping upgrades.
Gotta be prepped for multiple seasons and since it’s not the Golden State they prolly have less distribution and higher pricing in a niche market by comparison.
You are closer to the border so the lads run cheaper
the reflection of the fan flicking in the sword on the mantle is something i wish i could unsee
Damn you
Blessed be the dawgs along their righteous paths on this beautiful and bountiful day, may they be triumphant.🤝
Andrew: I’m from Pennsylvania, I’m also from Seattle, I’m also from New Orleans.
Evan stone call back
The boys flexing behind the shaman reading the ads was hilarious
Shane droppin a quarter milly just on a pool for his mom; Angel Dawg🙏
There's gotta be a round two with Matt.
I actually geeked at the gremlins flexing in the back for the ads
well boyz.. this will be the last episode i can watch for 8 weeks… going to basic training next week….. on the bright side: 8 fresh episodees to indulge when i graduate
Damn. Get out now while u can! Not worth being cannon fodder for bankers and politicians.
Bless this dawg
Seriously…. I’m from a military family and none of us would join or let our kids join. You will be much better off just getting a student loan and going to trade school. If you already signed just tell them you don’t want to go and u want an ELS (Entry Level Separation). It won’t affect you getting a job. The recruiters promise you the world and when you get out you’ll still be at the starting line. Bless you either way Dawg. 🙏🏻
@@UmadBro88 im good brother thank u for ur insight tho & appreciate the blessings dawg
@@nyy625-pg3jq Good luck. I personally believe that as long as the bankers and politicians have fresh meat, nothing will ever change for those that already served. Vets will never get the money, healthcare, and respect that they deserve. Changes will only happen when we stop feeding the machine. (Sorry if that sounds gay! 🤷🏻♂️) At least you’re not infantry and you got that 8 week gym class!!! 🤣
I can’t imagine the sound those air mattresses made gettin blow out by the one ton units 😂
Why does Andrew look so serious, watch his eye pop out his head, then he will smile for a second at a joke look freaked and stop immediately. Lol
Lameezy and his brother really Bevis & Butthead 🤣
Nick Mullen taking note rn
Appreciate your mothers. Mine wasn't the best but she died last novemeber and i'd give anything to talk to her again.
Shanes relationship with his mom is the exact same thing as every guy our age
Andrew was a great guest. Would've loved if Matt was here, but still was a great ep.
this guy is a federal agent
I agree
Yo mama
You eat peanuts and corn together!
Mackinac Bridge in Mackinac City is the bridge Andrew is referring to. Saginaw is sooo much different than Mackinac and separated by multiple hours lmao
Yeah dude that killed me to hear him say that looks like he should spend some time all around Michigan would be dope content
Yep, don't know how he got that confused. Saginaw is a solid 3.5 hours south of the Mackinac Bridge. And his only experience there is meeting a neo-nazi, very inaccurate picture of Saginaw haha.
@@LikeWhateveryeah Saginaw is much…darker.
@@TreewwwyYzzerdd hahahaha spot on
Nobody cares
What’s up DAWGSSS. Is there a reward for finishing every episode at work and not getting fired?
Right there with ya
Depends. On speakers or headphones?
@@jakemetz8605 I think you just unlocked new game plus. Headphones have been too easy
Lemaire seriously hit the friends lottery. Dude should be the most grateful person on earth, he would be working at a Wawa if not for company he keeps.
u bum
Yo shoutout that couch, my boy was holding out for an hour straight
The diddler has failed to contaminate the dawgs
the guest is a bit of a diddler himself
@@阳明子not at all😊
@@阳明子didn't realize the full extent of his sexpest history until recently, makes sense though his dad was a pearl jam fan.
@@阳明子dont say that, we’re supposed to pretend it never happened
Andrew’s like….”holy shit these guys are dumb.” Lol
3:30am Australia can’t sleep just so happy to see mssp 😊
Aye what up b
Shout out west coast dawgs
Aus too!
Perth here! Got the Aussie accent in there today. Is it bad as a chick that I wanna vacuum their matt on the floor. FFS. 🤦🏼♀️
Where u guys all from? I’m Perth.
Thank you, Andrew.
28:04 'Just two brothers EXPLODING air mattresses, sharing a Fleshlight, being 800 lbs' 😂🤣💀💀
The Council went private😭
What happened? Lmao
Ad reads were silent, most likely fixing that audio on that
This podcast is such a well hidden secret I didn't Discover it until last week. By accident.
same 😅
Well go back to episode one and enjoy the greatest journey a Dawg could ever have. Lucky bastard
The secret podcast
I mean, idk about well hidden. I’m pretty sure it’s the #1 comedy podcast lol
Hope you dawgs are having a blessed, mess-free day
Having the crew in the background fucking around with each other is a great way to get good view retention on the ads, lmao.
The amount of love shown for anyone who may miss an episode is beautiful wether it’s Matt Shane or not enough of Lemeezy and the Guard dog
9:28 Lamaire trying to express any sort of logical thought is impossible
Imagine if war mode and mssp had a weekly cast together
War Mode sucks at dropping pods lately. No consistency which is wild because they actually have a fan base.
It's sad the dawgz sold out to Robinhood after they fucked us out of billions in the gamestop squeeze
"You're saying me and Hitler are tied?!" So damned funny.
Lameezy lore never fails to astonish me
It's not illegal to be soaking wet.
D R E N C H E D
Show me the law.
i can be completely drenched
Preach brother
That’s just facts
How can they have a sexual abuser on their show?
Alleged
33:47 "Where'd he get goats from in phil- Jersey." killed me
“Talk to any of the fellas down there” had me dead
Wild that lemezzyyyy, sound like the smartest dude on this cast
Yo, I was 5 minutes in to the new Ep and it got pulled. Gaurddog help us
Literally same but I was 30 mins deep 😭