Ep 502 - Meeting the Wizard
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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
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0:00:51 - Met the Wizard | Tequila Tumble
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Matt says Bla Bla Bla in almost every episode.
Someone needs to make a video of them all.
It would be funny.
Hope you boys go bankrupt..phil is a diddler
Yo $30 in fees for a $41 Tix is crazy. Entertainers need to do more to fix this.
Lady bugs are straight killers. I'd pay for that many ladybugs to eat bad bugs
Got my tickets for Portland! I can't wait!
Drowning himself doing laps in a pool at a child’s b-day party is exactly how I’d expect Matt to go.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 so true 🤣
😂😂😂😂
He died the way of the Sharman
@@gregorygutierrez2856 "sharman"?
😂
“You were David Goggles”😂😂
Matt said it first
You burned the boats 😂
@@VFL0519 Someone had to do it. He is the chosen one.
"Ow, I got macha in my wound" - the most shaman thing ever
"Fuck, crap! I spilled matcha on my wound"
If you're gonna quote The Shaman, get it right goddamnit.
I can imagine his inner voice would say something like. "The polyphenols will probably heal it. I'm healing right now"
Shane's outfit just SCREAMS "its summer time and were headed to a 6th grade pool party!!!" 😂
100%
You know that shirts not coming off when he gets in the pool
Shane dressed like a 4th grader about to take home the gold medal at field day 🥇
He swagged out on gawd
Matt dressed like he photo finished with him
Blue Ribbon 🫡
Shane 100% could've been in "The Ringer" with Knoxville and all his "special" friends 😂
Drip seveeeeere
Matt killing himself trying to prove himself after losing pool basketball is so on brand.
Total Spaz Move but it’s the reason why we all love the Shaman lol
Dare to be great
Peak little bro energy
FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD
Did he break his nose on the beach Last Summer too?
My guess is that the plan was for Matt to solo podcast for the week, but after what happened they knew they needed to both be there, hence the wait
Glad I’m not the only one really curious about what they’re gonna say lol
@@TheMediatorOfChaosyeah Shane’s definitely on a rocket back to Austin 😂
Yeah I’m pretty sure they aren’t in the same town, I was expecting a zoom call podcast like the old days😂
@@wed6790 same! i don't mind the zoom podcasts honestly if we can have both matt and shane
😂 solo bird cast baby
Must’ve checked for a new ep 10 times waiting for the dawgs to talk about trump
We got a stupid Matt solo-ish ep about dongs w
Every so often Matt n Shane drop a cast and I put the noose back in the attic
It will be there when you need it. Take it easy.
My bad i forgot to say "no homo" after that
Can I get some rope dawg
What’s gonna happen when you go 6 months without one?
@@Not_a_smart_man it's an unanswerable question. We would only make it 6-8 weeks before we died of thirst.
Where is Phil???
Still waiting
Sitting in a lazy boy recliner
Why is Phil? 🤔
He's still mad because Shane called him out for being a girl's basketball coach, no punchline, on national television.
Im right here
Emergency cast is overdue. Give the dawgs what we desire
Awfully quiet since College Ball 25 dropped, Shane... 🤔
And a few other historical events but yeah I’m excited to hear about that😂
No guests > guests.
God bless the cast
Only cool guests are James and War Mode.
@@thetaylorholt And his Majesty, the Grool King Gerbies
@@JustJoeyingthe minister of propaganda himself
Tim D and Mullen are great too
Warmode & holding out for phil
“Aqua brewski tumble” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😂
That's Hella gay.
Anakin in the lava in a JFK bathroom is even better
@@alex-wx9mr NO DUDE, IT IS
@@R.J.MacReady1982
@@alex-wx9mryall must back yard wrestle naked with only a 432htz flute as a weapon to settle this indifference
Gilly and The Shaman, the people are asking you to address the nation after todays events.
Talking about Matt almost dying so nonchalantly is so funny.
He about got killed by the ocean first then a swimming pool so the logical evolution of his death would be getting killed by a bathtub
@keatonjorgensen8793 don't jinx him, people slipping in the bathroom and cracking a skull on the tub is a more common death than you'd think
@@shuenshuenfun fact, when I was released from the hospital after my 132 days in a coma because I fell 25 feet headfirst into a boulder and had to relearn how to shower. I was paralyzed on my right half so I had a chair in the shower. The first time I showered at home I was getting out and slipped, very lucky I didn't hit my head.
@jacobiwilson3887 dang dude, have you recovered well?
@@shuenshuen thanks for asking and not being a dick like everyone else. I got the function of my right half back in around two years after serious physical therapy daily. After 9 years I was able to make noise again and 12 years to speak again. It's been 14 years and I can do everything again aside from jumping and having full function of my tongue because the muscles in my face are paralyzed still. I still finished college with 58% of my brain dead but getting hired is close to impossible because no one wants to risk the insurance on a disabled guy. I recently got my motorcycle license so that's awesome! I'm doing the best I can to continue healing but brain damage does recover for the rest of life but it also gets worse as time goes so it's confusing. Like my memory is complete shit.
"Stev-O just needs to do drugs. i miss the whipit Steve-O"
Sober Steve-o is an insufferable douche
Guard dog had to herd him back in
I love stealing Rochefort's bits too.
Shane firing fireworks at his neighbors is best case scenario for that situation in Texas of all places 😂
They put him into a self-defense situation.....they made a BIG mistake
"You dont wanna see me when im mad"@@iTzDeyo
Episode #503: Dodged A Bullet
w/Phil Gillis
I AM WILLING IT INTO EXISTENCE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
where the fuck is the new ep lol fr
the dawgs have blessed us again with another fire cast inshallah
Ahemdullila
hey there delilah
Mashallah
Wallahi 🤲🏽
Inshalla
Working in 105 degree weather today so definitely going to have to take a cold bubble bath and light a candle to enjoy this badboy. Bless up my fellow dogs!
Dawg bath
Oregon?
You’re a real one dude. Bless up and stay safe out there
Bubble bath and a candle is my code for champagne and a doinker
Fruitcake
You know the dawgs are gonna go crazy on the next podcast after what happened to trump 😂
Wild week. Then he picked a drag queen to be his VP. I didn't see that coming either
and after shane dressed as trump a week before the shooting
The boys might be scared to show their Pennsylvania Red coat faces 😂
End of an Era.
The dawg pound has been disbanded.
Silence you fool
I’m stuck in Houston with no power…except for the electricity between Matt and Shane 🥰
Blessings, brother. A bunch of my linemen buddies are down there trying to fix the Centerpoint grid. Hopefully most of the big stuff will be fixed by this weekend 🤙
🐶🧠💯
Hey, I'm in east Texas with no power! Fuckin tornado got us. Been bored as shit all day.
Dude sameeeeee, watching this as I wait 30 minutes in a drive thru
You better bear arms patriot 💪 🐻
Just when we need y’all the most…
The dawgs NEED EMERGENCY CAST 🚨
They easily lost a couple of million views by dilly dallying this many days.
@@Oakettedude for real… they are just missing the most golden week… its weird
How blessed we all are. I just got put into the ICU and man, I really fucking needed this. Love to all you Dawgs
Inshallah, we are here in spirit at 432hz for the fallen. Please heal. Resonance in g-minor on sand, and water sent your way for eternal peace within
When I broke my neck last year I listened to the entire old testament on patron
The orgy was that intense?
The fuck happened to you, man?
I hope with all my heart you make a speedy recovery, and are out of the ICU soon in good health. Sending love your way my friend. From one fellow dawg to another❤❤
Working a lil late on the trump intro I see
Matt wtf man. It’s been a week. Where’s the juice?!
Matt passing out underwater in front of the fam is HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
We need an emergency cast due to recent political violence
Anakin in the lava “i haaate you” had me deaaaaad
My wife and partner of 16 years just took my kids and left me for another woman.
This podcast has for real been a life saver. So many hours of gay nonsense. Laughing by myself. Actually smiling.
Thanks, Dawgs.
You have your kids under a bridge?
@@doctordreyer I don't understand the reference, but knowing her, yeah.. probably.
@@doctordreyer lmao
Your wife and your partner both left you for the same other woman? Damn that sucks but how cool is this other lady. Snagged your man and your woman? Damn
Seduce the other woman for ultimate revenge
The boys were expecting a chill episode with Shane out of town. I’m sure they’re cooking something up after the recent events.
I can only imagine Phil's reaction to the recent events 😂
"Only snapping turtles bite" with such confidence 😂 almost every turtle I've ever tried to feed or hold has tried to or has bit my hand
Come on Dawgs, we're waiting on your take on the thing.
Trump a traitor❤
@@adreto2978did your wife’s boyfriend’s assistant give you permission to post this or are you working out of bounds?
If you did an episode with switched personalities without acknowledging it, that would be the funniest possible cast. Shane starts the cast trying to explain some audiobook a grade passed his reading level while Matt autistically stares at the salt rock scanning for things to call gay.
The line at the end about feeling like a caveman when Matt thought his Lime bike was charging because it was left out in the sun is hilarious
I love Shane as a guest on the pod!!!
Bro, new episode please😂we have to address the hilarious jurassic Park lines😂😂😂
Blessed are thine dawgs
Please stop
@@Ppluvr215Bless you pup may you one day grow to a dawg
True
@@Ppluvr215poison is thine envy.
48:49 Shane is so white he thought the song Chopsticks was called Spoons.
This aint the week to be slacking on the grewl guys...
I’d love to see Matt and Shane rip into current events !!! Where ya @ ?!
Give the people what they want: Phil and Shane crushing BLs until someone drops
We’ve had a few no Shane episodes lately. So a no Matt episode with just Shane and Phil would be nice. It would counteract the hippie nonsense of the Matt and Lemaire episodes.
Too much of two dopers joshin around.... We need the Gillis @@FamousActor_AlPacenis
next episode is gonna be great
Shane just casually stroking and rubbing and caressing these new fury pillows is my favorite thing ever.
Hurry up and let out a new podcast. We need to hear what the boys have to say about what happened to Trump
All you got was a penis pump tutorial
The Dawgs back together! Gives me a semi!
Turbo chode mode
A chick parm ??
real dawgs flying at full mast
Tonight we dine in 432 hz
Looking forward to discussion of the attempt on My President's life in the next eppy
I think somewhere in this episode Shane said he was out of town next week. If so, they definitely need to hop on a zoom call.
“There’s my front runners” 😂😂😂
A wizard, shaman and veteran on the same podcast!? Feeling truly blessed dawgz 🙏
It's 105 in the shop definitely gonna stop working and hide under a car and watch my favorite podcast.
Hell yeah dude.
Perhaps being drenched would assist you in such dire time
I NEED NEW EPISODE
Did anyone see Shane protecting trump at his rally yesterday as part of Secret Service?
PLEASE
POST
EP# 503.
I
Am
Hungry
So
Are
These
Dawgs
👇🏽
Mr. McCusker’s boulder wall had me cracking up.
@ghostes the daddy mccusker talk had me dying. Dude rules.
27:20 I had to physically stop moving while I was delivering packages to laugh so hard at this whole bit, lol. Brought me to tears. You boys are so good. Pause.
Everyone’s crying about Phil while I’m dying laughing at the King of Deals Mr. Mccsusker 😂😂😂😂
BLESSED BE THE DAWGZ
Original
@@bossHogOG ok
@@bossHogOGur so lame this guy is commenting under everyone’s comments. Ur not a dawg get outta here bummy boy Matt and Shane would hate you🤣
Comments like this drive me insane, is it to feel connected to a group, does this fucking podcast give you a sense of community? The fuck are you doing?
Oohh passing out in the pool, thats a good idea. That might be my little secret ticket to Valhalla.
You only get to Valhalla via a warriors way
@@Snarf_Le_Wombathe’ll be fighting for his life in a way
@@Snarf_Le_Wombat crushing underwater laps is pure warrior stuff
The 5 star talk had me dying because it reminded me of being in 5th grade when all the bros did that to each other as hard as they could. “That would result in a teary eyed scream” 😂
Saw Matt in Rogers, AR! Good set! ❤
You do not understand how beautiful the timing of this upload is for my 432hz lifestyle. Thank you lord dawg gentleman.
Please stop
@@Ppluvr215not 432hz of you
I feel like I'm vibrating
Dawg frequency
damn, matt spilling his drink on his white tee int he first 10 minutes 😂 Can't stop looking at the stain
This was a good spoiler I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for Matt to speel it
matt inner child making us adhdawgs proud
Are you watching on a 32"?
Shane dressed like a Baby Mccusker and Matt looks like his Pappy Mccusker 😂
Shane took fashion inspo from Baby Billy's drip.
Haha nice
"Imma put these pillows under your butt" The Shaman knows the ways
Where’s the frickin episode Matt and Shane
“He fell right into my trap! He brought up turtles”😂😂😂😂
Hurry the heck up and talk about Trump. We're waiting for the upload dawg. Also how do you sign the cross? ;)
Damn, 503 should be part 2 of 403… Reverse Soccer Karate
My favorite thing with Shane and Matt is they are just 100% supportive of each other and friends. Also the way Shane builds up McKeever every single time they talk him is all you need to know with how he is with friends.
Guess its time to rewatch last weeks episode
Bruh next episode is gunna hit different…
I fast forward when Shawn or Lemaire talk
Everyone saying where is Phil?
My dear young pups, Shane is transforming into him. He is currently a chrysalis.
Metapod
Busting out the prosthetics, I see. Patreon's killing it
Might be the most underrated comment on here
Holy shit, the way Lemeezy’s lips quivered at 47:26, and Shane’s death stare. This is true cinema
Yoooooo
47:35 is fucking kino
Disappointed father
@@N19H75H1F73R 🤣
@@courtneygarrison4156 my thoughts exactly, he is even busts his balls at the end like a real dad would.🤣
Boys gimme a PO box and I'll hook you up with some gnarly flashlights 😂
Shaman telling stories about going home needs to be a book of short stories. The adventures of Uncle Deal & Mr Bushy tail. "Who do ya think is on the hook for that!?" 🤣
9 days , no new video wtf is going on?
It's over
rise up
The guest from last week is back? Awesome!
38:25
Matt: Butt slap league?!
Garddawg: Spank league?
Shane: Immediately picks up phone
Looking forward to that future bit
“Skid steer like the mini bulldozer things” is an all time shaman quote
Shane loves Revenge of the Sith 😂😂😂
Episode 3 reference. Deep cut.
The greatest sequential film in the war of the stars franchise
@@lanceludwig5349 the first three are held in low esteem by the nerds.
@@rakim126they are the second 3 and we didn't know how bad it could get. Now they are treasures 😅.
@zacharyeskelson6229 Watchin' as a kid, they were legendairy
Not everythin' is for neckbeards
Jake Lloyd + Hayden Christensen > Emperor Watto + Sebulba Shills 🤣
The boys have blessed us once again. Rejoice DAWGS...Rejoice
God Damn Shane's gna take some heat for those Trump getting as*as*in*at*d jokes, gna be wild next week. A real Hot Cast.
We call upon the dawgs 🙏 praise be
that intro was truly inspirational ✊
"Shed be a good mother." 😂😂😂
“Like Anakin in the lava” 😂
We need a Night Cast lol with some cydies and Billy and Spud. Let’s GO!!
🏳️🌈💵&🥔
Thanks, Dawgz. I needed this. Thanks for being the light in a dark world. Humor is the best medicine.
Cringe!
Shane has been watching a lot of Rupauls Drag Race. His sassy character he is channeling tells it all 😂
Shane I heard what happened at the rally, I think you should just turn yourself in. Don’t make this any harder than it has to be. 😂