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I had no interest in wherever it came from and it somehow still managed to seep its way into my world. But still have not seen it, nor have any interest to see it.
Hawk tuah hate is the NPC behavior, she is charming and it was funny. Dye mad. Maybe stop being terminally online and it wouldn't be played out as you all suggest
gods a lie...think about it; whys your god leting little kids get raped, die from cancer, sold into slavery? what sort of god like that would you really wanna worship? wars rage around the world in the name of there gods, why would a god allow this? god is medevil programing; made up of simple obvious demonic devil worship (dont worship the demon = Hell? sounds demonic to me...) all to replace tribal beliefs. Abandon your false faith its weakness, not strength.
@@Scrumdawgrizzillionaire yo post a link to that thing here for the dawgz bc the one I just heard sent me into a spiral of Barbie movie and SpongeBob.
@seandever5761 I was a Psy/ Goa DJ for close to a decade and that track was a staple of my sets for quite some time. 1200 mics was my introduction to psy. Love those guys.
About to clock in to my 36hr shift at Lockheed Martin when I get a notification that the boys dropped a new ep. I really need the laughs while I guide these remote missys. Now they’ll soar high at 432hz. Praise be to The Dawgz.
Well said. Thats exactly it. Hopefully Shane learns that people are trying to connect with him based on his internet/social media personality, so calling him a down syndrome retard to his face isnt supposed to be a diss lol
Thanks for these podcast Matt and Shane. It means more to some people than you think. It's better than therapy 😂. Keep them coming bros. Much love coming from Thurmont MD.
I feel like Matt being a father makes him wiser than his friend, we all love Shane but the dynamic of a huge star who's still learning from his friend is why I keep tuning in
ive been catching up on a first run through of old test and the pod and i caught this one and i can confidently say, these 2 guys are hilarious throughout it all. the seals laughing in the background is my favorite laugh track
Dude. Grow up. "Banger"? That's what a 12 year old in the UK says. Coke? Lame. Drugs are for morons. Have you not learned that? Delete your comment. No one here can relate.
Shane not on the last pod like it's a problem, Bro this pod is a check-in with our boys and if one is out then it means they're doing well and we should rejoice dude
Love these 2 gentlemen, can’t tell you how many times I’ll be in a 140 degree attic and listening to these dudes the only thing that distracts me from realizing my shirt is covered in sweat and dust.
the producer just holding up the phone for the google image search results was so halarious i dropped a glass of soda on my carpet. idk if its a running joke, or just wild AD-HAWK podcasting from the trenches but i laughed hard. F*CK post production, am i right?
Go See Shane Live in AB / CT / WA / GA and more @ www.shanemgillis.com/
Go See Matt Live in SAN JOSE / PHOENIX / PORTLAND and more @ mattmccusker.com/dates/
Go See Lemaire Lee Live in NJ / Mass / And More @ www.tiffscomedy.com/shows/269068
Go see Shawn Gardini if you want in San Diego / Tacoma / Spokane @ www.shawngardini.com/
Go See Optimum Noctis at The Creek and The Cave in ATX on August 6 @ www.creekandcave.com/events/optimum-noctisvb6dfszg51bdq3z3wnu4ptljon3i
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I just pray you guys don't talk to any minors in your DMs it seems to be a plague in our society
found a cool new bug in youtube i’m commenting here from a ryan hall weather video
@@slimprainthey would never
I hate that flagrant and now u guys are glorifying that disqusting tuah girl. I'm bout unsub all these couch potato shows.
Also the Rick moranis thing I'm glad you guys are up on current events this s*** happened like 4 years ago
The big guy is pretty funny. You should have him on more often.
Arguably the 2nd best guest.
Nick Rochefort?
For realsie
what is it your period?
Never heard of him
Nice of matt to have shane as a guest
ok its my turn to post this next week!
Let’s not start the PAs guys, not cool.
@@notagiantseaslug5523 i bet shane will read that and laugh!
@@notagiantseaslug5523still use PAs in my vocab daily
@@DylanLukeLosasso it'll keep getting posted because it's valid criticism
Sassy Shane is the best “somebody leg kicked me and then the moon scared me, this wedding is ruined “ 😂😂😂😂😂
I need a SassyWeddingShane and GirlDad Matt special
lmao that got me good
@ircanadian yo a fellow Dawg and Simon Hanselmann enjoyer? Extremely based I see you I see you
The Hawk Tuah girl meme ripped the mask off the NPC's, it was a guided missle to their funny bone lol
That meme was so fucking stupid 😂
Pissed me off how viral that went
Brain rot at its finest
I had no interest in wherever it came from and it somehow still managed to seep its way into my world. But still have not seen it, nor have any interest to see it.
Hawk tuah hate is the NPC behavior, she is charming and it was funny. Dye mad.
Maybe stop being terminally online and it wouldn't be played out as you all suggest
The guy saying, "What?" to Shane's reply that he was on SNL is so fuckin funny lmao
This made my teenis twitch
Yes, Two Men 1 Camera, my favorite category
Gay bro.
Haha this guy like pay gorn
I hate podcasts that cut to different angles 5000 times an ep
@@AvonNaborstrue
There's other categories?
On the beach and this drops.
Salt life 432hz on sand and water.
I’m fly as hell and you hate it.
Praise our shaman
Just dip one foot in while listening and the sea will ripple 🔥
Dam, dude, that's dope lol
salt life type shit, dawgz in the surf, pawz in tha sand
You might be Pirate life...
Praise be to our pentatonic minor scales and rainbow moonstones.
two hours before a 4 day holiday bender and this drops. lets goo
You get Friday off? Must be nice
@@malontheblock
You get the 4th off? Must be nice.
@@charlest5604 You guys get whole days off? Must be nice.
@@OhAweyou guys have jobs? Must be nice
@@reinhard4207you guys have anything? Shiiit must be nice
28:35 Matt's belly before and after the food break 🤣🤣🤣
I wish you excellent dumps
😂
shaman's piggin out, the great feast
“The great Xbox outage” bruh I thought I was the only one 😂
I thought my account was hacked lmao
Fuckin Playstation Network was down too yesterday for a bit.
Dorks
My dawg and I play like once a week and this outage happened to fall on the time we were gonna play, we were devastated
@@keatonjorgensen8793your name is Keaton Jorgensen
Bro I met Lemaire & Guard dog at the Channel 5 show in Austin this week, it was a profound honor and a delight. An absolute delight.
That’s Shrek 1
I'm surprised you got to meet them considering how much of a big shot Guard Dog is.
What does Lemaire smell like?
@@ihatesnickersTSD Probably like every 45 year old autistic wrestling fan.
did you ask for some dog facts?
He took shrooms at Christian McCaffrey’s wedding 😂
Don't know if I could handle seeing a white running back while on shrooms
Who’s that
Football
Better than Tom's brother on sixth and san pedro in a motherfucker tenth smokin on some cavier
@@pookiegrindtime9708 hes a white running back in the NFL… prob the rarest thing on Earth
Good days turn into better ones when the boys turn out to tell a couple of tales from theirs. Praise the Saints.
The ITS NOT BULLSHIT has me literally crying on the way home from a 10 hour bartending shift lol. Highlight of my week. Blessed be the dawgs
Get a real job brother
*It's
@@nickbrand6962 ALL jobs are fake. You probably click a mouse while staring at a screen and call it real work.
When shane called the BBL an Urukai i lost it 😂😂. Just a giant Uruk tackling a little elf 😂😂
18:25 lemaire holding up his phone for the viewers to see Matt Lowry is so funny!
Doughaton himself 🗿
I dont even wanna know what kind of residues are on that phone
How these guys edit? MS Movie Maker?
That's a gardini move
It's Glenn Loury*. Matt is a very common name for black conservatives though so I see where you went awry
Shane accidentally wore outside clothes.
Our generations Adam Sandler
I would describe Shanes shorts as being *offensively* baggy
Hahaha that's a 24" inseam
Like a certain mixtape
Sexually aggressively
Cut My Life into Pieces, these are my wide ass shoortss
@@moondogg_monte"SUFFOCA-A
SHUN, NO PLEATING"
I love how Shane positions his legs in such a way to hide his teenis profile for an hour straight. True endurance.
Yo you were tryin' to bird watch for an hour straight!?😂
@@blaketurner7989 I mean yeah, but that's why it was a STRAIGHT hour.... not gay at all bro.
@@FallafelWaffel it WAS a straight hour, but not the hour YOU spent watching it🤣
@@blaketurner7989 🌈
51:20 Biden impression 59:20 Southern dad impression.
You’re welcome
You missed the Shaq impression
Cracking up in the airport listening to this and people are staring
I’ve legit refreshed this page about 50k times since putting my kids down for nap! Thanks for the entertainment dudes.
Having kids rules
Literally my daily routine with my twins 😂
Thanks for being there for you kids. My dad went out for cigs and never came back 😂
@@knightrider693he hasn’t finished the pack yet he’s coming back
Too Blow a Few Lines: Memoirs of a Father
God bless the dawgz for this sermon
gods a lie...think about it; whys your god leting little kids get raped, die from cancer, sold into slavery?
what sort of god like that would you really wanna worship? wars rage around the world in the name of there gods, why would a god allow this? god is medevil programing; made up of simple obvious demonic devil worship (dont worship the demon = Hell? sounds demonic to me...) all to replace tribal beliefs. Abandon your false faith its weakness, not strength.
Shane is dressed like my Skate 3 character, blessed be the dawgs 🙌🙌
☠️
☠️
☠️
I'm still playing skate 3 in 2024 on gamepass... Still the best zone out and pod game.
@@Hardcastle83 absolutely
5:00 this whole spiel about people being nasty to Shane for no reason was painfully hilarious
😂 fr I told my buddy I was 9 min in and this episode was already killing me
Would be even better if it was just some Dawgs giving him hell constantly. Keeping him humble.
Nothing better than being 10 beers deep into the great freedom weekend and seeing a new ep dropped. Let’s go dawgs!
Those photos of Glenn Loury creeping up made me laugh out loud. Hahahhaha 😂😂
Hawk Tuah sounds like the name of a journalist who would get Shane fired from SNL
Underrated comment
Shane was fired for what he said about Jews and they used the Chinese thing as cover.
Hawk tuah, TOTALLY UNDERGROUND ANTHONY HAWK sounds likea pro skater sequal
well done
@@thetaylorholtwhy is it always Jews catching strays in these types of conspiracies
The dawgs are back, lads. How great is our god
Our God is an awesome God bro!!! Stay blessed 🙏✌️
The other guys’ god ain’t got shit on our God, comrade
How cool is God dude
God great, God is good, thank the lord for this Dawg food.
Hallelujah
The boys got a real calm vibe, can tell they’ve been getting #Therapy through #BetterHelp
Wow, Shane read the comments and was nice enough to grace us with his presence
This was needed. Recite your hymns in 432Hz and blessed be
Shanes comedy is so nice hes manifested an alternate 432 universe where ppl approach him and blatantly talk shit
It's like Chappelle getting hit with "Rick James bitch!" all day every day. He's gonna snap.
That Shaq impression holy shit that got me 😂😂
Time stamp?
Production quality is skyrocketing boys. the lil slide shows are so genius.
What a blessing for the dawgs to convene once again in this wonderful summer!
Those hokas make Matt’s legs look great
Jacked daddy
Gaaaayyyyyyyyy
@@BigTerpznothing gay about appreciating a hot body 🤤
Leg
Facts
Praise be!! The Young Bull and the Shaman blessing us with a new sermon, that’s what we all need right now definitely
Back is our boss baby all grown. The dawgs are truly blessed on this day.
22:10-22:30 lolol
"If I.... If you ..... If someone" lmfao
Little “smoking and drank, dranking and smoke” Danny Brown reference 👌🏼
Full 432hz soakage when that Dire Straits intro came on💀👽 LETS GET DRENCHED
I'm legally allowed to be as wet as I want.
Check out the raja ram psy trance remix called “acid for nothing” shit rules
@@Scrumdawgrizzillionaire that sounds crazy and right up my alley. Thx brethren
@@Scrumdawgrizzillionaire yo post a link to that thing here for the dawgz bc the one I just heard sent me into a spiral of Barbie movie and SpongeBob.
@seandever5761 I was a Psy/ Goa DJ for close to a decade and that track was a staple of my sets for quite some time. 1200 mics was my introduction to psy. Love those guys.
The dawgs blessing us right before freedom day 🫡
About to clock in to my 36hr shift at Lockheed Martin when I get a notification that the boys dropped a new ep.
I really need the laughs while I guide these remote missys. Now they’ll soar high at 432hz.
Praise be to The Dawgz.
Keeping the military industrial complex alive and well. I work for Northrop Grumman
36 hour shift wtf
@@shredallday84Assuming op is telling the truth they're making bank 🏧
@@shredallday84that’s what you got from that comment??😅
A few misses with those missiles after 36h lol
Never heard Shane laugh so much/hard, hilarious episode
It’s nice that Matt hosts this guest Shane guy so regularly
Just got back from an interview and got ghosted when I showed up haha😂 now the Dawgs are here to cheer me up
Praiseth be-ith upon thy fellow dawgz brethren
Perfect way to roll into a Holiday Weekend full of ‘Merica. Stay free Dawgs
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Shane scared by the moon sassily and playing dragula on repeat are my top favorites lol
Wow, how great is our God for blessing us yet another week.
On this heat soaked day we have been blessed, praise be.
Lawd bless the dawgs - it is a truly blessed day
Shane is getting Malkovich'd in the wild is awesome
😂😂😂
Well said. Thats exactly it. Hopefully Shane learns that people are trying to connect with him based on his internet/social media personality, so calling him a down syndrome retard to his face isnt supposed to be a diss lol
My day has been immensely improved and brightened. Our god is truly gracious
Geez, worlds best cast on the Eve of the worlds best nation's independence day. Blessed be the dawgz
Just as our Founding Fathers intended. Praise be to the dawg father above
That last kill Tony episode was nuts
The pendulum is swinging back. Old testament is close to being back. The prophecy is fulfilled, the Dawgz have returned.
Not sure if anyone has done this but thanks Gard dawg for showing the pictures of the people they mention on the pod. Saves me at least 3 seconds.
Zatarain's jambalaya rice mix is top notch
Keeping everyone happy in this one 🤣pulling up photos on screen but also showing a blurry image on a phone in front of the camera
Yo, that Rick Moranis bit was killing me 😂
Bless our Country, and Bless the Dawgz!
Working on the 4th of July and just woke up to see the dawgs let out a cast. Let freedom ring
“They probably thought he was an old Asian lady” legitimately almost made me have to pull over I was laughing so hard
The Shaq impresison at 17:20 made me laugh for a minute straight. I just saw a clip of an interview with him and that's spot on.
Fr 😂
Dawgs barking at 432 hertz
Lord bless the USA lord bless Matt and Shane and the DAWGZ
This is the best recent one , I forgive you both for the Adam 22 episode. This is all the dawgs want guys.
I jus had to look that up I’m watching it next y would they have him on
@@emperial4421 don’t bother. He’s the worst.
@@caswellearnest2072 didn’t last more then 10 min till I had to shut it off absolutely terrible
Thanks for these podcast Matt and Shane. It means more to some people than you think. It's better than therapy 😂. Keep them coming bros. Much love coming from Thurmont MD.
Bro Shane really has been doing a Danny McBride impression his whole career
I feel like Matt being a father makes him wiser than his friend, we all love Shane but the dynamic of a huge star who's still learning from his friend is why I keep tuning in
Shane's sass bit is hilarious😂😂😂
Hide the zamataz is the most underrated quote of the new test
Rick getting knocked out is crazy. And at the same time one of the funniest moments on yt lmfao.
Lmao Shane b0mbin at the DMV is so funny
Shane getting buried in social settings is hilarious
Hawk Tuah - my coworker's facebook friend's 50 year old dad's favorite meme
these intros are electric
ive been catching up on a first run through of old test and the pod and i caught this one and i can confidently say, these 2 guys are hilarious throughout it all. the seals laughing in the background is my favorite laugh track
Praise he. For he is merciful Hi Shane.
DaWgs we are blessed on this fine Wednesday!
Sweating my ass off at work when this banger comes on like a line of coke at a party after ur drunk
Dude. Grow up. "Banger"? That's what a 12 year old in the UK says. Coke? Lame. Drugs are for morons. Have you not learned that? Delete your comment. No one here can relate.
I think the same thought every time I listen to “Money for Nothing”. It was a different time in music 😂
Shane not on the last pod like it's a problem, Bro this pod is a check-in with our boys and if one is out then it means they're doing well and we should rejoice dude
Biden looked like Bill Burr's impression of an old guy
I’ve been on that fountain!
First "Do you know who I am?" from Shaner. We all mourn. 😒
Sick intro. Blessed be to all dawgs and God bless America! 🇺🇸
Long time viewer here. whoever’s been making your intros is an absolute unit, they are so sick!
Load up on them mushroom chocolates before the FDA gets them all
What a lovely day to be a MF DAWG
Love these 2 gentlemen, can’t tell you how many times I’ll be in a 140 degree attic and listening to these dudes the only thing that distracts me from realizing my shirt is covered in sweat and dust.
Cursed Cotton candy
You got this bro
Dude your living situation sounds rough. I'm praying for you bro.
@@chiefslinginbeef3641 it’s what I do for work! Luckily I only it and embrace it, keeps me in shape year round . Im slim billy but not gay.
Big facts slinging flexes flies by when the dawgs are barking
Full throttle on this one. Instant classic
"dude, did you see tha- WILD WILD WESS" cracked me tbh your editors are the bees knees
Blessed.
Return of the king
the producer just holding up the phone for the google image search results was so halarious i dropped a glass of soda on my carpet. idk if its a running joke, or just wild AD-HAWK podcasting from the trenches but i laughed hard. F*CK post production, am i right?
Funny part is he’s been part of the show since like 2019 got fired, rehired and fired again. Hes the best
Hahahaha right? This podcast is goated
I love those hidden gems in old songs.