Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 142 - War Room II-Pt 1 [Aug. 15, 2019]

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  • @townesprescot5441
    @townesprescot5441 Год назад +710

    billy and spud funnier than 90% of standups

    • @DonkeyHotay794
      @DonkeyHotay794 Год назад +30

      Are you saying Schultz and Chappelle steal jokes?

    • @isthisdom
      @isthisdom Год назад +86

      Billy and spud might the funniest of people. They objectively give matt and shane a run for their money imo

    • @christianyork5012
      @christianyork5012 9 месяцев назад +30

      @@DonkeyHotay794Schultz is a hack faker. And what does that comment have to do with accusations of stealing?

    • @lewisnunn2093
      @lewisnunn2093 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@christianyork5012he’s making an accusation with his reply

    • @wilsonwallace8755
      @wilsonwallace8755 8 месяцев назад +13

      But we’re just laughing at spud and billy 😂😂😂 it’s not like they are telling jokes

  • @mcdurmont8308
    @mcdurmont8308 2 месяца назад +112

    Hey guys - new dawg here. I have recently become a dawg and have thoroughly enjoyed the older stuff. Just wanted to thank everyone for the warm welcome and apologize for being late to the party. Better late than never. Thankful to have this wise counsel. Shaman for Pres.
    That is all.

    • @joshthompson5411
      @joshthompson5411 2 месяца назад +10

      Welcome fellow dawg

    • @commadogsbrother
      @commadogsbrother 2 месяца назад +25

      Your gay

    • @willflint46
      @willflint46 2 месяца назад +26

      you’re gay for writing this, i’m gay for replying. welcome to the party dawg, enjoy sifting through the ancient texts🤞🏼

    • @hectichector643
      @hectichector643 2 месяца назад +3

      We welcome all new wonders into our glorious dawg world, start from the start in the Old Testament right on through too the newer times

    • @davidcagle920
      @davidcagle920 2 месяца назад

      If you want the elusive military dawg paytch hmu

  • @1der607
    @1der607 Год назад +153

    “What make & model? Power Wheel?” might be a Top 3 quote all time MSSP

    • @bmbterps
      @bmbterps Год назад +11

      Also loved Matt calling him a good boy instead of the usual great guy

    • @LateNightRewrites
      @LateNightRewrites 5 месяцев назад +2

      80 pony power baby

    • @billdangler
      @billdangler 4 месяца назад

      ppppp❤❤❤p❤❤❤ pop❤p❤❤p❤❤p❤❤p❤p❤❤ pop j

  • @HeavehBurtation
    @HeavehBurtation 2 месяца назад +17

    “Dude, you ever get into internal family systems?” Classic Matt.

  • @kyleadams6925
    @kyleadams6925 2 года назад +256

    This might be the most Shrek 1 cast I've seen so far. Top notch primo box from the skis

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 7 месяцев назад +59

    So happy I found full length older episodes these old episodes are golden 😂

    • @1der607
      @1der607 5 месяцев назад +5

      OT makes NT seem average

  • @some______guy
    @some______guy 3 года назад +242

    Dude in the reddit was right, this was epic

  • @legittshittful
    @legittshittful 5 месяцев назад +44

    Holy shit Matt’s power wheel joke had me cackling this might be the best cast ever

    • @townesprescot5441
      @townesprescot5441 4 месяца назад +1

      Shout out the shaman, shout out the minister farakahn, shout out the New Testament, SODTAOE

    • @APeopleP3rson
      @APeopleP3rson 4 месяца назад

      Farakhan? The race baiter?​@@townesprescot5441

  • @cowslayer2926
    @cowslayer2926 9 месяцев назад +167

    I’m from the future, finding out that bill used to suck Matt’s nipples is the greatest thing of all time

    • @blickluke
      @blickluke 8 месяцев назад +12

      Lil baby billy

    • @christiansky942
      @christiansky942 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@blickluke brother boy

    • @lw3894
      @lw3894 7 месяцев назад

      That’s my the shaman loves his nippies sucked while he plays with his bird. He said he prefers it to sex. Full circle bro 😂

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 5 месяцев назад +5

      Major sexual tension

    • @MMAChimp
      @MMAChimp 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@blicklukelittle bill Nas X

  • @Jaysmo1993
    @Jaysmo1993 7 месяцев назад +43

    This has to be my favorite ep and I’ve watched dozens. Please get billy and spud on as much as possible and just do your thing

  • @ryanhebert3022
    @ryanhebert3022 6 месяцев назад +9

    The Bearenstein Barely Legals was the funniest joke I’ve ever heard

  • @Nunya7211
    @Nunya7211 11 месяцев назад +24

    R Kelly learning to read and then Muhammad being on to catch a predator… boy oh boy… those were two of the funniest things I’ve ever heard on any podcast

  • @kevinmeaney7965
    @kevinmeaney7965 9 месяцев назад +16

    “India’s goin after Kashmir like some hot boys dude, they’re looking for bobs in Kashmir”-spuds the man

  • @jmh31890
    @jmh31890 2 года назад +66

    Damn, spud called the Steele dossier like 3 years in advance.

    • @tehmodestmouse6275
      @tehmodestmouse6275 Год назад +23

      It was clear as day 3 years ago.

    • @adamgardener8624
      @adamgardener8624 11 месяцев назад +5

      He is out of his mind with the "Epstein is still alive" stuff

    • @dutch1995
      @dutch1995 10 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@adamgardener8624I don't doubt anything anymore. Could be. Couldn't be.

    • @TheIronBeak
      @TheIronBeak 8 месяцев назад +1

      Spot on with Obama getting executed by a military tribunal too

    • @alreadybanned-pe6se
      @alreadybanned-pe6se 8 месяцев назад

      @adamgardener8624
      Epstein left everything he owned to his brother...
      Who looks just like him.
      And the island next to Epstein Island belongs to Joe bidens brother, who very recently had a scandal, this is the island with the submarine pen and airport...
      Enjoy.

  • @unpopularopinionz
    @unpopularopinionz 2 года назад +177

    I think im about 2 weeks in on a Gillis Marathon. Maybe 3. I dont watch tv. Im playing youtube at least 8 hrs a day. And my history is only mssp

    • @GrrillaFinger
      @GrrillaFinger 2 года назад +37

      You gotta get your life together and seal the deal with a massive dose of shrooms

    • @unpopularopinionz
      @unpopularopinionz 2 года назад +18

      @@GrrillaFinger lmao. Been there done that lol.

    • @chrisdemopoulos41
      @chrisdemopoulos41 2 года назад +25

      The dawgs run in packs

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 2 года назад +2

      You aren’t truly listening then cause you should have clips they’ve referenced in your history too

    • @AJkunVM
      @AJkunVM 2 года назад +2

      talk about an Unpopular Opinion

  • @MilesShirley-bz2pz
    @MilesShirley-bz2pz 3 месяца назад +7

    Matt getting right into it with the numbers talk is so epic.

  • @zackgloyd
    @zackgloyd 8 месяцев назад +35

    45:25 Shane dropping another C bomb 😂

    • @gavinrush4995
      @gavinrush4995 7 месяцев назад +14

      Shhhhhh

    • @Garrettm31
      @Garrettm31 6 месяцев назад +5

      Hilarious cause it’s basically the same joke that got him in trouble about some old times guy deciding that 😂

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 3 часа назад

      I thought I heard that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelbsquire
    @michaelbsquire Год назад +23

    3 years later the nipple gear still cracks me up

  • @mr-sj6kd
    @mr-sj6kd 4 года назад +158

    1:28:50 "too many cats on the team, we need more dawgz" hell yeah shout out to the dawgz

    • @Stoney521
      @Stoney521 2 года назад +2

      Meow

    • @mr-sj6kd
      @mr-sj6kd 2 года назад +4

      @@Stoney521 dammit! How'd you get in?

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 2 года назад

      @@Stoney521 shoo pussy

    • @jiger2396
      @jiger2396 2 года назад +1

      pound for pound felines massacre canines
      lol 3 month old feral cats can turn full grown toy dogs 3 times their size into jerky and red jelly

    • @mr-sj6kd
      @mr-sj6kd 2 года назад +1

      @@jiger2396 yeah I agree, on St Rogies I heard if you scale a cat up to the size of a tiger the cat would be 30% stronger than it....
      Real talk

  • @luisalicea1701
    @luisalicea1701 Год назад +18

    Billy should be the PR rep for MSSP

  • @bluemagoogoku7410
    @bluemagoogoku7410 9 месяцев назад +8

    The pre Warmode Warroom saga is phenomenal 😂

  • @Taco_ocaT
    @Taco_ocaT 2 года назад +120

    I feel kinda bad for Matt and Shane. I feel bad that they don't get to enjoy mssp the way we do. Since you know...they are themselves.

    • @connorwestgate
      @connorwestgate Год назад +44

      shane def enjoys the insane shit matt says as much as anyone

    • @saltyb2363
      @saltyb2363 Год назад +24

      Actually having the conversation is much better than listening to it. You'll never be able to enjoy it they way that they do

    • @__-bz7wh
      @__-bz7wh Год назад

      @@saltyb2363 eternally cucked

    • @Blackoah
      @Blackoah 4 месяца назад +1

      They get to enjoy their patreon checks

    • @HighEnnui
      @HighEnnui 3 месяца назад +1

      “It’s a shame I’ll never get to see me perform live.”

  • @adamskorupskas2184
    @adamskorupskas2184 2 года назад +46

    Bill and Spud are gods

  • @bigdawgs94
    @bigdawgs94 Год назад +11

    Cash for clunkers absolutely destroyed the used car market

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc Год назад +2

      Ruined the car market period

    • @Centermass762
      @Centermass762 3 месяца назад

      Yep. It devastated a lot of car related hobbies, too.

  • @jonathanzuniga3681
    @jonathanzuniga3681 14 дней назад +1

    I’m now here listening to Old Testament in 2024. The golden oldies

  • @clayskelton9557
    @clayskelton9557 5 месяцев назад +4

    “What make and model, power wheel?” fucking killed me 💀

  • @griffstratz6495
    @griffstratz6495 5 месяцев назад +6

    Informative, controversial, and hilarious. Perhaps my favorite episode.

    • @drewthom6065
      @drewthom6065 2 месяца назад

      Try 118 bro

    • @griffstratz6495
      @griffstratz6495 Месяц назад

      @@drewthom6065 good looks on the rec, hilarious episode

  • @james246ism
    @james246ism 20 дней назад +1

    This will go down as one of the greatest pods of all time

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie 8 месяцев назад +3

    I lost it at “it’s like teaching a man to fish… in the opposite” 40:00

  • @Stoneketereen2
    @Stoneketereen2 2 года назад +28

    The best. I laughed out loud at work.

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 2 года назад +2

      I kaughed cereal all over

  • @gage562
    @gage562 6 месяцев назад +10

    The nod to Million Dollar Extreme was dope. Would be cool to have Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort on this podcast

    • @KimCheongBRO
      @KimCheongBRO 5 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/AvsrO9XLG7M/видео.htmlsi=hPCdi9P1cHQln03z
      Cant find the full episode anymore, but here's as close as we've got

  • @Beau4824
    @Beau4824 Год назад +5

    They had my fifth grade class sing "world's greatest" for our graduation. And that was in 2010

  • @jassy2307
    @jassy2307 6 месяцев назад +3

    Im on pain killers while listening to this due to a work injury and for the past 15 minutes ive been imgagining what itd be like if Spud and Shane swapped voices.
    Thatd be wild.
    Almost to perfect.

  • @DotToryX
    @DotToryX 2 года назад +15

    Dawg, I totally had the hulk Hogan and ultimate warrior buddy dolls

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup 7 месяцев назад +6

    *_If you belieeeve! They put a Jew on the Moon! Jew on the Moooon!_* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nunya7211
    @Nunya7211 12 часов назад +1

    Bill and Spud are literally right about everything, and I have a masters degree

  • @frantkstomp7363
    @frantkstomp7363 11 месяцев назад +14

    listening to the OT and catching these ones is worth all the time in the world

  • @colderman
    @colderman 3 года назад +13

    No no no we dont call them that anymore... i love the classics.

  • @SoSafeNSoEffective108
    @SoSafeNSoEffective108 6 месяцев назад +6

    9:18 3 years ago it sounded wild and today it sounds a little tame. We getting the list first week of January allegedly.

  • @xxtreytay27xxj41
    @xxtreytay27xxj41 6 месяцев назад +3

    38:13 Matt’s black side is strong asf lmao 😂

  • @coreytaylor2638
    @coreytaylor2638 6 месяцев назад +2

    Beer just went up my nose when Matt said power wheel lmfao

  • @PAstoneCABINrookie1
    @PAstoneCABINrookie1 5 месяцев назад +4

    im pumped i found these bros history podcast , im addicted, i kno this shit 3 yrs old but its new to me

    • @Swindel67
      @Swindel67 Месяц назад

      Bro 2001: a space odyssey came out in the 60s but it still one of the best films of all time, you're good!

  • @roodreher
    @roodreher 2 месяца назад +2

    Spuds take on china at the time is the sickest part of this pod

    • @roodreher
      @roodreher 2 месяца назад

      I wish spud wasnt so shy dude should have his own show id listen to

    • @ct-gt2dt
      @ct-gt2dt 17 дней назад

      @@roodreherhe and billy do. its called War Mode man.........

  • @randy_montana
    @randy_montana 7 дней назад +2

    I love how every conspiracy is introduced as nuts, winds up sounding somewhat plausible, or at least possible, than initial impressions, and can be traced back to the prince or the queen and their puppeteering. never thought of the royal family as cunning or intelligent before, but perhaps thats precisely because of their superior cunning/intelligence

  • @unclecraigscasita
    @unclecraigscasita 2 месяца назад +1

    41:47 always love when a good o’contact gets slipped in😭 Matt especially loves that shit

  • @dereksupernaut
    @dereksupernaut 2 года назад +14

    1:36 i worked with a chinese man named Chin Wang in 2010, i haven't stopped laughing since... fax!!!

  • @PhillyBee13
    @PhillyBee13 Год назад +12

    Nothing like the Disgusting Brothers!

  • @michaelbonnett4347
    @michaelbonnett4347 4 месяца назад +5

    1:02:14 Billy nipple suck story

  • @matthewsommerville8911
    @matthewsommerville8911 Месяц назад

    The rock barbequing the severed hand in Pain and Gain was hilarious

  • @tysonjohn6714
    @tysonjohn6714 2 года назад +10

    Us natives only know cuz of Patrice lol

  • @doironjpd
    @doironjpd 9 месяцев назад +1

    This might be the funniest ep logged ever

  • @justinknott1840
    @justinknott1840 4 месяца назад +2

    Revisiting rn and spud was right on the ball dude Reddit might be the key

  • @friendsofcoal
    @friendsofcoal Год назад +10

    The founding fathers comparison : Shane is Franklin , Matt is Jefferson, bill is Washington and spud is def Adams

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc Год назад +14

      Is... is Matt Jefferson because he has black kids?

    • @connorbeck575
      @connorbeck575 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@DatBoi-mo9vcJefferson was the first black conservative

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc 8 месяцев назад

      @@connorbeck575 big facts the libs dont want you to know

  • @brodieadams7926
    @brodieadams7926 8 месяцев назад +2

    Matt's "don't careeee" at the end Hahaha

  • @jordonwhite7634
    @jordonwhite7634 2 месяца назад

    "Spud you look like O'conor and Tim Dillion morphed"
    Lmfaooooooooooo

  • @bryanmckinley9384
    @bryanmckinley9384 29 дней назад +1

    Greatest Uncle's episode yet

  • @Gas.out_48
    @Gas.out_48 5 месяцев назад +3

    Fuck I remember this cast I remember geeking that Matt accidentally said mush-lims

  • @AnActualCoconut
    @AnActualCoconut 9 месяцев назад +2

    Definitely the best ep

  • @drewinsur7321
    @drewinsur7321 4 дня назад

    50:30 the prophet would have been in the island lmaooooo thats insane

  • @joelbesemer2123
    @joelbesemer2123 6 дней назад

    Love laughing with the boys…. Funniest thing was someone saying “Q hasn’t been wrong yet!” The Q shit now being taken seriously is fucking hilarious

  • @BIGREESETHEBEAST
    @BIGREESETHEBEAST Месяц назад +1

    This is one of the funnier podcast eps ever. So fucking good

  • @Adizzy12
    @Adizzy12 4 месяца назад +1

    Spud just casually mentioning the tunnels on epsteins island in 2019 damnnn

  • @Specialcowgirl69
    @Specialcowgirl69 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is the best episode!!!!!

  • @townesprescot5441
    @townesprescot5441 4 месяца назад +1

    Now that Shane is huge and all over everything social media I really hope he remembers that this is the shit that makes him great.

  • @afrid11
    @afrid11 Год назад +9

    what’s the make and model? POWERWHEEL? bro i’m fuckin cryin

  • @BrittneyBritt17
    @BrittneyBritt17 8 месяцев назад +3

    This is still so good

  • @jldoubleu4993
    @jldoubleu4993 7 месяцев назад +1

    1:19:40 “pretty much got 80% airplanes down”

  • @johnalden7984
    @johnalden7984 Год назад +7

    Most people still don't know this, to this day...but Billy IS Spud. They are the same person.

    • @onlineidssuck
      @onlineidssuck 9 месяцев назад

      Shut the fuck up they're listening

  • @matthewwhelpley8603
    @matthewwhelpley8603 2 года назад +2

    Pythagoreans would spit on the ground whenever the duad/2 was mentioned

  • @ChefBurns1
    @ChefBurns1 5 месяцев назад +1

    This dude is so damn funny! Love these guys together.

  • @DEchrisProductions
    @DEchrisProductions Год назад +7

    spud is a true leader of the resistance. viavia la resistonace

  • @TheWeastBeast
    @TheWeastBeast 2 года назад +10

    “What make and model? Power wheels?”

  • @LightHouseReveals
    @LightHouseReveals 4 месяца назад +1

    These Q people turned out to be completely insane 😂😂😂😂

  • @KGN215
    @KGN215 9 месяцев назад +4

    Billy sucking Matt's nipple is so silly

  • @Mgmstevo
    @Mgmstevo 4 месяца назад

    I always got to spin this classic back

  • @steveescamilla5588
    @steveescamilla5588 6 месяцев назад +1

    Tim Tebow always been elusive in the pocket

  • @NATHAN3561
    @NATHAN3561 2 года назад +3

    They’re bobcats, east coast house cats

  • @IrishCapone
    @IrishCapone 3 года назад +30

    What episodes have Mckeever? Dude rules

  • @bmbterps
    @bmbterps Год назад +2

    “Fake news ‘fraid-o”

  • @Garrettm31
    @Garrettm31 6 месяцев назад

    GOAT episode

  • @CK-jb8qh
    @CK-jb8qh 5 месяцев назад +1

    R.L Stein Kelly was too funny

  • @wilsonwallace8755
    @wilsonwallace8755 8 месяцев назад

    Me and the boys ate ecstasy the night Obamina got elected 😂😂😂

  • @henrymarte1671
    @henrymarte1671 4 месяца назад +2

    This is gold!😂

  • @jonathanstow9638
    @jonathanstow9638 10 месяцев назад +4

    Billy is fucking hilarious.

  • @v.j.1017
    @v.j.1017 3 месяца назад +3

    The Reddit went gay for sure. About 3-4 years ago lol. The real new Reddit Old Testament vibe is the radio dawgs comment section lol

  • @beachchickensmedia
    @beachchickensmedia 2 месяца назад

    this one is gold

  • @madhurkarki7374
    @madhurkarki7374 Месяц назад

    I still use Billy's Old Wiseman Tale today

  • @alexlynch1674
    @alexlynch1674 7 месяцев назад +1

    Another classic

  • @TheWeastBeast
    @TheWeastBeast 2 года назад +3

    I’ve worked for a Wharton person. No smarter than anyone else. Was just more focused. The other group at Wharton is rich families.

  • @TH-rn4rf
    @TH-rn4rf Месяц назад

    Spud sneaky calling bullshit on Matt’s 4loko story multiple times was funny

  • @pfazon7320
    @pfazon7320 9 месяцев назад

    Never in my life would I think H3 is mentioned on this podcast 16:50

  • @92israre
    @92israre 5 месяцев назад +1

    Dawgs go straight to 60 minutes in and relish in the content

  • @tturts
    @tturts 6 месяцев назад +1

    6:51 sounds like a metal gear plot

  • @gavingatehouse291
    @gavingatehouse291 Год назад +3

    Lmao crack me up spuds cousin is that jacked little person. I’ve followed that gout in insta for a couple years

  • @congressmanrcriminals5660
    @congressmanrcriminals5660 4 месяца назад

    See ya Thursday Gabe! ✌✌🤣🤣🤣

  • @sno-cone6052
    @sno-cone6052 5 месяцев назад

    54:48 Spud-Man kills it

  • @jwalters15216
    @jwalters15216 Год назад +3

    What make and model? Power wheels?

  • @kylestoyko9031
    @kylestoyko9031 Месяц назад

    They broke into the stall to get a pic? That better be real

  • @Bongsnake69420
    @Bongsnake69420 5 месяцев назад +1

    MDE x MSSP

  • @macfin4862
    @macfin4862 2 месяца назад +1

    🌈 Bill is the absolute man.