MSSP - Halloween Special: Matt And Shane's SPOOKY Tales
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- Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2023
- From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 64 101 45 115 90
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Late is better than never. Happy halloween to the dawgz
Happy belated Halloween bro bro
hell yeah dude
Thank Peepop !
Happy halloween boss man
I havent seen a current paytch in a while, i think they are crackin dowm on the moneyless dawgs,thanks dawg
The japanese cannibal is Issei Sagawa. He committed the murder while studying in France, and Japan basically doesn't care what you do outside of Japan. France allowed his extradition thinking they were going to throw him under the jail and the japanese basically let him off with a slap on the wrist
Hannibur Recturrr....
@@jimmyrustler8983I love how it says “translate to English”
The girl he murdered and ate was another dutch exchange student. Sagawa started a cooking show after being released.
@@jimmyrustler8983🤣🤣🤣
@@jimmyrustler8983he certainly did
"Stymie a mutiny" is possibly the funniest phrase ive ever heard 😂😂
The way he used it too 🤣 , this pod got wild fast, lmao
Thanks Peepop. The dawgz are forever in your debt.
“He’s got a sleepy hollow boy”
Shane is literally too funny to cancel
I love that "ghosts"can only come out at night and can do things like knock on a door
Shane encapsulates that big brother hilarious energy, hears a ghost
“ooo my bad ghost” 😭😭😭
Matt and Shane need to hire Peepop to make these clips for their channel so we can see the videos to them too
Real.
Real
Real
Fake
@betteroffdeadz The name fits.
Salty meat over sweets everyday
Nah, both
@@Zehnuss True enough. But, if you HAD to choose just one, (with alcohol), ...I'm going hard on the salty meats ALL DAY fellas! Just sayin'... 🤷♂
24:42 one of the wildest things ever said 😂
Way worse than the snel comments lmao
Shane even say’s “good lord” after saying it🤣
HUGE ENORMOUS MASSIVE GIRTHY BLACK KOK WITH A VEINY SHAFT
I burst out laughing and my chick was like , what’s so funny?
I just went down a rabbit hole to find out if Mike Myers mom really got decapitated before realizing he’s talking about Michael Myers and he’s thinking of Jason lol
Same here broski. It fucked with me.
In the first Friday the 13th, it was Jason's mom that was the actual killer.
He's actually talking about a different one from another story he told and his mom got decapitated in a car ride and her head fell into his lap.
He’s talking about a retarded guy that hung out at his school football games named Mike Myers big guy. Old MSSP story
Halloween not Friday the 13th
Lmao, the van part where Shane says, “Someone walking by and like, hell yeah someone’s getting laid,” when talking about the beheading was very fucking funny
Shane looks like he’s been hit with multiple teenis ropes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol true 👍
I wonder whose teenis 🤔🤔
Dude. Him calling Adam Walsh ‘Alex’ is killing my soul
He was calling John Walsh, the father, Alex Walsh. Which is still wrong.
And Billy Walsh instead of Adam Walsh. Close enough Matt
I mean, we're not all true crime people.
@@seriallurker4144 just came to comments hoping someone made these corrections. It was driving me crazy lol
The amount of stuff matt gets wrong is insaaaaaane lmao
Alex Walsh
Politically he's more correcter than 50% of people
Never watched Americas most wanted so I had a hard time finding “Alex Walsh” and “Billy Walsh”
One time I was on the computer really late at night looking at American apparel ads and a ghost stepped out of the corner of the room. My wife must’ve woken up when she came in the room. I got so startled I slammed the computer lid shut, and the ghost disappeared by exploding into gooey white ectoplasm all over my hands and shirt…. And a nearby tissue.
Peepop bestows gifts upon us when we least expect them
Matt says Alex Walsh like hundred times and nobody says a word because they dont wanna disrupt the flow. Thats top notch producing for real.
This one's wild lmao
The best throwaway joke was when Shane said “gotta get a submarine first” 😂
The oven wasn't hot. It was the gas that got Sylvia Plath in the oven
@14:00 Yeah, Shane, who's a dumb bitch now? 😎🤣
The “Alex Walsh luring his own son with candy then beheading him for fame” theory is fire
Peepop, please take my wife on a date. She no longer loves me. Thanks.
I have pretty bad night terrors and every couple weeks I’ll wake up and be 100% paralyzed and I’ll struggle for a minute or so until I can finally move. 9/10 I have no hallucinations but sometimes everything starts shaking and rattling like an earthquake and then I can feel someone creeping up behind me
Dude sleep paralysis is no joke! First time it happened to me I legitimately thought I had a stroke. I couldnt move or talk or scream all I could do was breathe real hard panting like a dog trying to get my wifes attention from the bedroom (she was still awake watching tv in the living room). Thankfully I didnt have any hallucinations but it was terrifying enough without them! Just a pure direct injection of the purest terror feeling I've ever had. I was legit shook up the next day. Next time it happened I knew what it was so it wasnt AS terrifying. But I knew to just chill and wait and it'll pass.
Sp00ky
could be wrong here but pretty sure the best way to avoid sleep paralysis is by sleeping on your side ... i think it most commonly occurs when people sleep on their backs.
Okay so this used to happen to me. You can control these moments. My eyes would feel as if they were heavier and heavier and as they would close more visuals would change to just gray shaking and then the loud blaring noise made it feel like I was fucking losing it. Then I started to realize I could stop my eyes from closing. I was lucid dreaming during these episodes and had no clue. One time I fought the urge to close my eyes within the dream/paralysis and it made the noise fade plus I maintained normal vision. Then the feeling would pass after I fought it for like 10/15 mins and and I could actually go the fuck to sleep. The episodes always felt like they lasted hours though. Always checked the time afterwards and wondered why it wasn't 3/4am yet. Ugh.
@@reabsorb6775 you might be right. Ive had it 2 and a half times. (One was minor and short lived and I was pretty much fully conscious) and both of the full times I was on my back. The "half" sleep paralysis time I was on my side!
I’d like a moment of silence for Matt’s sneaker sliding down the twin tower walls
Damn Matt was so close to "If life gives you a head, make lemonheads"
Came for Matt and Shane, stayed for Grizzle Tales for Gruesome Kids.
Daneland cracked me up,,😂Matt sure he don't play total war
The head in the oven is the gas poisoning, not from the heat lol
Spud thanks you for your efforts, Peepop!
I get sleep paralysis like 4 times a week and because of this photoshop I’m definitely going to see rob zombie dragula so thank you for that
Is there a way to be cured from sleep paralysis?
@@moonknight4053 mf you think if I knew that I’d be having it 4 times a week??
But for real I’ve got other weird shit going on, but sleeping on your side instead of your back, theanine, not eating close to bed time, avoiding opiates and other drugs that affect your breathing and cutting down on caffeine and nicotine in general if those are something you indulge in. If you do have sleep paralysis tho and can sit still and accept it completely when it happens you can shoot right into a lucid dream which is pretty cool
I get it to about once a week if im lucky. For a while it was more. Talk about a nightmare. I use the sleeping on my side trick and it does work. I still havent been able to accept it and go into the spirit traveling but ive thought about it. I always just try to use all my strength to try to thrash out of it.
@@collinc101 no kidding, glad to hear it’s at least got slightly better for you. sucks when you fall asleep on your side like a mmgood boy and then wake up on your back paralysis’d out tho right? but yeah I don’t blame you it feels like accepting death and suffocation at once, I’ve only done it a handful of times. You get shot out of a fucking cannon through your chest right into a dream room which is a wild experience worth finding a way to try at least once. I’m a 💯 thrasher🔥 for sure too. Idc if it takes 45 minutes of berserk thrashing, I’m thrashing. me and the spirit realm are beefing right now, since I’ve had way too many gnarly nightmares I can’t get comfortable in a lucid dream yet, Im just waiting for some shit to come right at me even when it isn’t going to. I’d try theanine if you haven’t, something about converting into alpha brain waves during REM. I can usually get chiller better sleep in general on it regardless
I’ve got weird other physical shit going on, but in general I feel it just happens when your body is in desperate need of restful sleep but your brain can’t help but be alert looking for something for whatever reason. Could be an unresolved health issue. Keeping a good sleep schedule and avoiding things that drain you harder during the day like not eating or using stimulants, and keeping mental stress as low as you can are about the only things in your control. Only thing left to try after that is to let a college white girl witch do a tarot reading and incense you
I prayed one time during one of my sleep paralysis episodes and it just went away. There is more to the story but I won't bore you with the details. Worth a try next time you have it 👍
The thumbnails got me dying and I haven’t even started the video yet😂😂😂🤣
spookier ‘den hell out there, fuggin birds spooky as hell, down bal’mor way
I've been feeling like a real DAWG lately and am really appreciating these uploads 🤙
McCusk as a sick vamp tracks, but Shane strikes me as more of a 'fat guy from spawn' kind of guy.
Violater 😂
Or the fat Cenobite Butterball from Hellraiser lol
@@BazookaTooth707Or the Studious fat Mayan kid in Apocalypto.
Nothin but DAWGs & PAWGs up and down my roster
Matt just says the most ridiculous things with complete conviction, like "Danish prisons aren't even that bad," and we all know he has no idea if that's true or not
He’s right lol, Scandinavian prisons aren’t that bad
@@frenzyclimax7940 regardless of whether it's true or not, the point is that he has no idea if it's true or not 😂
He is right they are actually about rehabilitation rather than institutionalization
John Walsh is the dad, Adam Walsh is the name of his abducted son. But I’ve wondered the same thing.
Matt's audio clipping GAVE ME THE WILLIES!!
This is the goods, thanks peepop
The morgue with the head with a blanket like there’s a body there LMAO
Gotta love spooky stories
You're a legend my guy
"Headless son turns you into a vicious fuckin entrepreneur"
My Pops "checked out early" about 9yrs ago now. Hung himself & to top off that sh*t sandwich, I'm the 1 who actually found him like that, so there's some PTSD. But the reason I bring this up is because 1 of the ways I've learned to cope with his loss is threw comedy. A lot & I mean a lot of people think it's disgusting that I joke about suicide but everyone deals with trauma differently so.
For example 1 of the times I caught hell for cracking a joke was wen an old classmate of mines dad had died from like a heart attack, so he made a post saying, " list something that your dad taught you that you'll never forget." An important life lesson or something. So i wrote, "the thing my Pops taught me is, that wen life gets too hard & you just don't want to deal with it anymore, it's OK to just stop doing it."
blessed be the dawgz, glory to Peepop.
Dude they tried canceling him over Asian jokes 😂😂😂 I love this podcast😂
“They/them” do not care about children.
Can’t stop, won’t stop, peepop.
I tried meth once when I was like 23.
Not only was it a miserable ordeal (I couldn't sleep for 2 days, spent that time thinking about how fucked up it was that I tried meth)
But I had my 1st and only Hat Man experience.
Fucking horrifying.
I watched it stand up at the foot of my bed and stare at me , while i was trapped in my head/body and could not even scream or move.
Never touched meth again after that.
Fuck that shit.
That hallucination probably had alot more to do with not sleeping then psycho active effects of the meth. I also did meth once and was just awake for 2 or 3 days, I just couldn't believe how it was impossible to sleep, and by that time I had already done MDMA, mushrooms acid DMT coke
. that drug is pure shite
Dude don't do meth. Dawgs don't roll like that.
@@anthonysouthard5572 Once, in the 90s when raves were big and I was a teen trying to score sluts.
Never again since,
That shit was not fun.
@@anthonysouthard5572Shane does meth. Addys are amphetamines. It’s just clean meth😂
@joshuagumpert8910 come on now it may be the same chemical compound but it's different.
Shane’s Asian accent is the cure to depression, cancer and AIDS
God, I love these dawgs.
I just bought my submarine! 😂😂😂😂 if any of the dawgs want to use it after me just let me know boys!😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 peepop got shane as Freddy Krueger, but instead of burns on his face, it's a bunch of wild shower ropes 😂😂😂
4:03, I cant stop laughing at this
I’m put this on to fall asleep too. Wow
Happy Halloween - From April
Considering people are putting up Christmas decorations already a little late Halloween spooky time is welcomed
This is why he’s the goat. Peepop we salute you 🫡
It’s thanksgiving season now
Thumbnail looks like Shane’s been bukkaked.
Caught this vid on my 3rd cycle, sick.
Matt and Shane not understanding how oven suicide works is hilarious.
Damn man this is wild that I just finished listening to this episode legit 15 minutes ago
Much love sir peep
pro tip for those who suffer from sleep paralysis, just go back to sleep. if you wake up and are paralyzed, dont freak yourself out. Just know you are experiencing sleep paralysis and close your eyes and go back to sleep. youll cruise back to sleepyville really quickly considering you were just on the cusp of it when you woke.
Your eyes don’t actually open up when in paralysis, but yeah I guess you “close them” while it’s happening. I don’t think that works tho.
Lol just sleep bro
This is a sacred moment
I wish if I commented back about a ghost and countless other things Shane and Matt would read but it definitely wasn’t sleep paralysis. Was fully awake and opening a door to visit my granny
The dawgs love Peepop
All these channels popping up posting Matt and Shane clips, but the real dawgz know who the OG is
Like Crackle Lee for The Bonfire. That dude was a saint.
@@BazookaTooth707 “Welcome to the Syndome!”
For the dawgz
Peepop continues to show the world who YT top dawg iz
When life hands you a beheaded kid make lemonade! 😂
Spooky stuff definitely exists, idk if it's considered ghosts, demons, or what. Some weird, powerful and scary shit happens though.
Another one for the dawgs.
See my sleep paralysis is different then what shane experiences .
I'm here for the Spooky Shit 🎃🎃🎃
These thumbnails are life
Ubåds Madsen on Matt and Shane 😂 shout out til danske dawgs!
yo wassup dawgs
"He's got a Sleepy Hollow boy"
I def heard a window shatter with sleep paral
4:10 haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Im shaking.... 2 spooky 👻
Thanks for this dude
This one was extra fucked up hahahha wow
Some of the things they said during the Adam Walsh talk is the closest I've ever come to being offended by comedy. They really went hard
When I was in college this sick dude and his teenage buddy "assaulted" a 13 year old girl on campus and the older one cut her head off with a pocket knife and threw it in a portapotty being used by a nearby construction crew. Before they knew who she was the cops thought she was a student and showed students a picture of her head on their way into the cafeteria for breakfast to see if anyone could identify her. I was not one of those students, but I wound up knowing the guy who did it, he sat next to me in a class and we talked a few times. He's doing life now.
That japanese cannibal became famous and was in some movies including a pr0n and had his own manga. He got out on some technicality so he didnt serve any time
What up dawgz
You guys made this day so much better, had to go to the doctor to find out if I had a herpes blister or a pimple on my dong. So relieved to find out it's herpes. Those zits on the dong hurt to pop.
So everyone sees the same dark shadow figures and we give it a cute name "sleep paralysis" so everything is OK.
The names of the Walsh’s bothered me lol, I was like it’s Adam and John Walsh. This whole situation is why code Adam exist. Love the POD!
3:23 she must not have known of “the implication “
shoutout to all the fathers of headless sons out there
Doubled up on crucifixes in my room after this
Bag of bones gives me the Willie's 😅
"welp back on tinder"
I don’t believe in ghosts
*lays down in bed*
Yo my bad ghosts, I’m just kidding
Pretty sure it’s John Walsh, just makes it funnier, lol
Salty meats or choclate chips cookies.. ima shark on both👀