I had a hot social studies teacher (late 20s early 30s) that turned out to be a creep. She caught *several* bodies during my 4 year tenure. Couple years after I graduated she got caught and moved away lol Godbless that sweet Angel
Had a similar experience my freshman year of high school, a bunch of kids left for a funeral and the ones who stuck behind got to play dodge ball all day after lunch. Well anyway, my buddy decided to see what would happen when he hit the mentally challenged girl. He hit her and yelled 'You're out!' She refused that and they got into it a bit. She then proceeded to kick him straight in the balls and cal him a 'Big Doofy!' He dropped like a sack of potatoes and I doubled over laughing, to this day one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
and people like you are the reason people grow up thinking they can get away with assaulting others. all starts at a young age 99% of the time and festers on as they grow older
It was interesting to me that the male locker room at my high school was laid out such that the students walked nude from their lockers to the showers and back again passing in front of the coaches office
You guys didn't have access to towels or what? So a couch would talk with the architect and construction, who would specifically ask to place his office there.
One teacher in my high school would flirt with all the girls and eventually slept with a 10th grader and after her parents found out and got the cops and school involved...he got fired and when he was about to go to court and then probably jail, he ended up offing himself in his car in his garage. Then another teacher we found out was a hooker on the side.
I swung on my principal when I was 12. My dad had just died less than a month before that so I was acting out like any 12 year old would. I got into the fight at the end of last period. I left school, and as I was walking about 20 feet from the front door someone grabbed my shoulder from behind. I turned and swung as hard as I could. It was my principal, and thankfully he ducked. I ran home, and he came to my house with a cop like an hour later. I explained to him that I thought he was the kid that I had just fought, and that's why I swung. He suspended me for two weeks, and made me do counseling. We ended really bonding because he lost his dad at 12 too. He could of went so much harder on me.
The teacher could be taking pictures as part of a school thing and she was the only one that volunteered to spend afternoons taking pictures of children.
Exactly what I was thinking! If she has an expensive camera she’s probably just into photography and figures she could practice her hobby and earn some overtime as well
If one person out of a group offered to take pictures of kids as a volunteer, I think we would need to do a full police investigation into that person.
Yeah but he’s the type where people to call him a bully or regard him as such. Are they extremely insecure and for a good reason types he was always a good time guy who could take a joke and give a joke. Some people were obliterated by a joke and thought of him as a bully. This happens every day in America
My fourth grade teacher Ms. Katz was a vile and disturbed lady. She played her favorites. She basically divided the class between boys and girls calling the boys side "the high maintenance group". When she would read to class she would ask if students wanted to rub her shoulders, and kids would line up to rub her. She would reward the student with the best score on a test to a treat after school. One time she even took my twin brother and I to Baskin Robbins, and it was awkward because she was always awful to us. My best friend growing up was in the same class, and he ended up leaving midway through the school year because she berated his parents, and he never went to a school in town again. I have a feeling she did some wicked stuff to kids. Also, I remember a field trip she called the "overnight" where the idea was to learn how to churn butter, make leather pouches, sleep in a cabin- you know- live the homesteader life for a day/night. One thing she hyped up all year leading up to the field trip was the homemade root beer they made at this place. Turns out none of us got to try the root beer because her fat azz bought it all. I'm not even kidding.
@@T_D_B_ I forgot that I posted this. I try to forget this trauma lol and hell yeah dude! I rarely run into a fellow Aes fan, but when I do it's a party haha Favorite song or album?
My 4th was a psycho too. We had a school carnival thing one day and I didn't turn in am assignment or something and she made me skip the carnival and sit in a room with her where she mentally tortured me and said she was going to make me come to her house on the weekends to do extra assignments and shit. She only taught there that one year, lucky me. Alternately, she also did one hilariously cool thing. It was catholic school and one day she got mad that none of the boys sang in church and said "every boy who didn't sing has to stay in during recess." I was the only honest one who stayed in. It seemed to annoy her, it didn't seem worth wasting her lunch break so she told me "since you were honest, you can go outside."
That last bit about worrying what your parents would do to you if you got in trouble at school being the main reason to behave really hit home. It just makes way too much sense that the behavior of the kids that don't have to worry about parental discipline vs kids with active parents is what it is.
Bruh I would beg for harsher punishments that stayed inside school over them contacting my parents. Give me a month of early school in the morning, just don't tell my pops man
A teacher who cares so much to take your pictures at your gsmes to help cherish the memories for you shows they really care about the community and the kids theyre teaching. It's a dying breed of people.
Had a teacher in high school who was a creeper. He would always do weird "activities". One time he made everyone shake his hand because it was like part of the class on how to meet people or something and he would like hold on to the girls hand way too long or like rub them in a weird way. Sure enough dude got busted for cheating on his wife with one of them.
I had one in the 90s, a priest, who only 3 years ago finally got caught with thousands of child images, over a dozen videos, and a PowerPoint presentation teaching others how to find such images. If I listed all the weird shit he said in the years I knew him I'd get "TL,DR." My favorite was how he always sat the cheerleaders in the front row. One was wearing a skirt once and he remarked "nice pink underwear, Vanessa."
@@ELGUAPOIV My mom took a class for parents he taught on how to use the internet (this was 96 or so when the internet was new). He was a wiz with computers and set the whole high school up. One night when it was just the 2 of them he randomly decided to show her "how easy it is" to find "adult material" and pulled up some sites. Another time someone, probably a student, had left a Playgirl magazine in someone's computer desk area, one of the parents found it. He held up the centerfold and joked "looks like me in the shower!" It's amazing they let that man teach children as long as he did.
In the 90s, My sixth grade teacher was a lesbian and she wasn't allowed in our change rooms - she had to awkwardly yell outside from the hall to talk to us when we were in there. One time she kept me late after class so that I missed my bus and then asked to give me a ride home (because she goes the same way as me) I lied and said I live the opposite direction and walked home the wrong way. It added a full 20 mins to my walk.
Look, it's not like she was good looking, she was a very skinny harsh manly-featured german looking lady with short grey hair and and would obsessively play Celine Dion in the classroom and close her eyes all sexually. She was like a 90s adam sandler movie trope of a lesbian teacher.
This is pretty dark. But my highschool teacher got suspended because he hit a couple students with his car. During the police investigation the principal went to his house to let him know that he couldn't work while he was a suspect. And my teacher picked up an axe and hit her in the head and then kept smashing her with the axe. This happened on a balcony so people saw it and called the police, they came, arrested him and my principal was in a coma for 2 weeks, after that she somehow lived. This happened in Sweden, where criminal justice doesn't exist. So he got a couple years in prison and was released in 2020. After he got out he wanted to resume his career as a teacher
I guess when ur insane ur insane but that’s still a baffling thing to do. Like has anyone ever been in legal trouble and successfully axed their way out of it?
Don’t worry Peepop - your loyal soldiers are out here reporting the clandestine TWANKS that are stealing and repackaging your ART. Because you can’t spell PEEPOP without ART.
Thanks but unfortunately reporting channels falls on deaf ears. A better approach would be to leave comments telling viewers where to find the good shit 👍
This podcast brings back so many good memories, we would throw random shit at our gay math teacher and it was so funny. Same year the fattest chick in our grade slipped and rolled down the hill that we ran up for football, one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Another one, had a teacher that was pregnant and we would make insane noises and she would go “stop it you’re making me nauseousss”. Amazing.
That is bat shit insane. That’s like something the mafia would do. “ that’s a nice little boy pussy you got there, it’d be a shame if something happened to it“
My high school math teacher used to set up his camera with a timer and take pictures with my female classmates. He was later found to be photo-shopping the girl's heads onto porn pics.
Peepop I'm a convincing fella. I'll come with and talk him into raping you on camera. You don't want this to happen, just do what he says. I can't control what he does after I talk him into this. He might talk me into making it a gang rape. Who knows, just do what this crazy man says.
@@Lightpockets lol thanks bro, you're literally the only one who's ever said that. ~25 years ago when I was a young lad people gave me endless shit over it because I'm sure you know why. It was pretty funny to hear the dawgs talk about it though.
18:39 I was one of 4 baseball players in my class and I’d always accidentally nail the same girl right in the face 😂. I was never aiming for her she was just always in the wrong place at the wrong time. I could never decide whether to laugh or feel bad, but I usually laughed lol. I miss grade school dodgeball so much
Dude i need to assemble my boys. I went to HS in a dry county in south eastern KY.... it was insane. There were always guns at school. We had a middle school teacher die breaking up a fight. A teacher married a student literally weeks after the student graduated and the school let them use the football field for the ceremony. It was in the paper. Just so much going on. Ive been saying for years now that the entire whitley county board of education has to shaking in their boots in these days of quiet on the set and adult survivors act.... Its actually really fucked up and dark on some levels... but there was a lot of stuff we just had to learn to laugh things off cuz what else can ya do .. we are better for it probably.
Made a teacher cry. Made a teacher quit... Ran back into the non hacker years later working at a convenience store. I was young and petty so when i found out she worked at a cash register guess where i took my pennies regularly.
15:46 I wonder if this is the same group that came to my middle school back in like 06. I swear we had some dudes come to my school doing the same thing. I'm from PA too.
There was a nice (male) teacher in my school, he once took a photo of me and a friend. We were about ten. A couple of years later he and my form teacher went to prison for two years for being pedos.
You guys joke about the AHL superfans, but my stepdad is one of those people. It's bizarre but he's been to AHL games all over the country, he just pops in gets a schedule buys a hat and bounces lol I have a passport and since we live so close to the canadian border he even goes to OHL games and has tried to get me to go with him lol
theres another similar one i think from notre dame where some lady in the athletic dept. was paying basketball players to fuck her daughter who was also a student at ND. hahahaha
Cameras are expensive she was most likely just a woman who someone knew took pictures/ had a camera and was asked to document the games for the parents/school.
Bro I just remembered like 3 stories from elementary/middle school that are definitely set worthy 😂 holy shxt I went to a trash ass school district lmfao
I had a sociology teacher in college, total CREEP, I took a few classes with him and swear I only got called on once in three years to present. He would always call on all the girls, and his face was like this strange demented woody allen stare. He caught one of the popular girls cheating on a test once and nothing happened, she just had to redo the test alone with him another time.
@@Shlogger Sunday school for me but damn straight. Raise a child up in the way he should go, and when he is older he will not turn from it. Proverb 22:6 I kind of love being able to just flip the switch and become a self righteous asshole out of nowhere. Start telling people they need to get out and get saved. Just a whole lot of fun watching people either struggle internally with every life decision they've ever made, or just totally turn on you and tell you to screw off.
My algebra teacher in highschool was this weirdo that looked like Inigo Montoya, and he had a ton of random action figures and my little pony dolls all over his class room. We were supposed to have him for 2 semesters in a row but he got into a fistfight with his wife or some shit between them. He was pretty cool on the basis that he'd give us a 15 minute break and play ping pong and shit in his class room, but I always got a creeper vibe off of him.
Its never the hot french teachers that turn out to be creeps
Haha tell me youre British without telling me youre British
@@BigFarts0 everyone comments that same stupid comment
I had a hot social studies teacher (late 20s early 30s) that turned out to be a creep. She caught *several* bodies during my 4 year tenure.
Couple years after I graduated she got caught and moved away lol
Godbless that sweet Angel
@@Meekmillan 😂😂
"God bless that sweet angel'
I love mssp people ha ha
i cried laughing at this peep pop one time please tell me what episode?
“Dude, don’t oppress my fuxkin’ son, dude” their banter is top notch
MY BLACK SON MY BLACK SON don't even remember sleeping with that lady but I diiid
@@theseesh9163 also he’s a ninja
"I'm gonna oppress the shit outta your son, dude" lmao
"Dude. Don't" 😄
"ummm, actually my godson is black, soooo"
Before the WNBA was founded I’m pretty sure every lesbian in the United States was a gym teacher
LOL
I definitely had one in elementary school. Even at such a young age, pre-internet knowledge, we all collectively knew that something was up.
Still is
My aunt coached women's basketball at the University of Washington for years
Checks out
Asian babies not crying because they're *very honorabru* had me dying 🤣
I was at the gym doing pec flys and I actually spat out laughing
“My god son is black” is the best/worst defense against a racism accusation 😂
Matt implying that Shane will be the uncle of his *asian* child is so adorable. Shows you how much of a bromance is going on.
Had a similar experience my freshman year of high school, a bunch of kids left for a funeral and the ones who stuck behind got to play dodge ball all day after lunch. Well anyway, my buddy decided to see what would happen when he hit the mentally challenged girl. He hit her and yelled 'You're out!' She refused that and they got into it a bit. She then proceeded to kick him straight in the balls and cal him a 'Big Doofy!' He dropped like a sack of potatoes and I doubled over laughing, to this day one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Your boy really got out played by a sped girl
Horse girl kicks like a mule
Coach in middle school would pull up a stool in the showers and fuckin sit there and watch us shower.
@@Occasionallycleverhappy that’s not mandatory anymore. the school smells a lot worse but that creepy shit doesn’t happen nearly as much.
and people like you are the reason people grow up thinking they can get away with assaulting others. all starts at a young age 99% of the time and festers on as they grow older
It was interesting to me that the male locker room at my high school was laid out such that the students walked nude from their lockers to the showers and back again passing in front of the coaches office
Oh wow
Dude I just realized mine was too. Fuck
You guys didn't have access to towels or what? So a couch would talk with the architect and construction, who would specifically ask to place his office there.
It’s to deter gays
Have you ever heard of a towel?
Who are the Hershey bears?! -shane. Had my dying laughing
One teacher in my high school would flirt with all the girls and eventually slept with a 10th grader and after her parents found out and got the cops and school involved...he got fired and when he was about to go to court and then probably jail, he ended up offing himself in his car in his garage. Then another teacher we found out was a hooker on the side.
Good
All teachers/coaches are bad people.
That's pretty sweet
Nice!!!
Hell yeah dude, congrats!
Shane thinks that the 3 billion Asians in the world all talk like a wise old Japanese samurai man.
No that’s just the most funny way to impersonate any Asian
Don't they?
They do.
You shut up the he'll you're mouth
They take the Tokyo partners VERY seriously.
You're out of line.
I swung on my principal when I was 12. My dad had just died less than a month before that so I was acting out like any 12 year old would. I got into the fight at the end of last period. I left school, and as I was walking about 20 feet from the front door someone grabbed my shoulder from behind. I turned and swung as hard as I could. It was my principal, and thankfully he ducked. I ran home, and he came to my house with a cop like an hour later. I explained to him that I thought he was the kid that I had just fought, and that's why I swung. He suspended me for two weeks, and made me do counseling. We ended really bonding because he lost his dad at 12 too. He could of went so much harder on me.
That's cool.
Hell yeah dude. Sorry fir your loss
weird of him to follow you home.
@@fuckcensorship69 He didn't follow me home right that minute. He came to my house a couple hours later with a cop.
@@MilesWilliams88 still wild that he came to your house.
hershey bears 2023 calder cup champs. legacy continues
My highschool gym teacher took a kickball to the head at close range and it ended her career she was hot but it happened like the 3rd day of class
Ended her career? Like she’s a pro athlete or something?
RIP
The teacher could be taking pictures as part of a school thing and she was the only one that volunteered to spend afternoons taking pictures of children.
Exactly what I was thinking! If she has an expensive camera she’s probably just into photography and figures she could practice her hobby and earn some overtime as well
If one person out of a group offered to take pictures of kids as a volunteer, I think we would need to do a full police investigation into that person.
Its definitely a yearbook thing its pretty clear lol
@@dogshake such a paranoid take
@@dogshakeweird take
Shane talks like every high school bully/stoner/bro I know
Yeah but he’s the type where people to call him a bully or regard him as such. Are they extremely insecure and for a good reason types he was always a good time guy who could take a joke and give a joke. Some people were obliterated by a joke and thought of him as a bully. This happens every day in America
@@zeroh7671what the fuck are you talking about sounding like you need to check into the psych ward
If you listen to the pod shan eis obvipus a bad person @@zeroh7671
@@zeroh7671You are actually schizophrenic brother
He is which is why he's so relatable. These dudes take pretty normal stories and make them entertaining to listen to. Live with whimsy.
My fourth grade teacher Ms. Katz was a vile and disturbed lady. She played her favorites. She basically divided the class between boys and girls calling the boys side "the high maintenance group". When she would read to class she would ask if students wanted to rub her shoulders, and kids would line up to rub her. She would reward the student with the best score on a test to a treat after school. One time she even took my twin brother and I to Baskin Robbins, and it was awkward because she was always awful to us. My best friend growing up was in the same class, and he ended up leaving midway through the school year because she berated his parents, and he never went to a school in town again. I have a feeling she did some wicked stuff to kids.
Also, I remember a field trip she called the "overnight" where the idea was to learn how to churn butter, make leather pouches, sleep in a cabin- you know- live the homesteader life for a day/night. One thing she hyped up all year leading up to the field trip was the homemade root beer they made at this place. Turns out none of us got to try the root beer because her fat azz bought it all. I'm not even kidding.
Yikes!
PS... Aesop Rock fan too!! 🤘
@@T_D_B_ I forgot that I posted this. I try to forget this trauma lol and hell yeah dude! I rarely run into a fellow Aes fan, but when I do it's a party haha Favorite song or album?
My 4th was a psycho too. We had a school carnival thing one day and I didn't turn in am assignment or something and she made me skip the carnival and sit in a room with her where she mentally tortured me and said she was going to make me come to her house on the weekends to do extra assignments and shit. She only taught there that one year, lucky me.
Alternately, she also did one hilariously cool thing. It was catholic school and one day she got mad that none of the boys sang in church and said "every boy who didn't sing has to stay in during recess." I was the only honest one who stayed in. It seemed to annoy her, it didn't seem worth wasting her lunch break so she told me "since you were honest, you can go outside."
That last bit about worrying what your parents would do to you if you got in trouble at school being the main reason to behave really hit home. It just makes way too much sense that the behavior of the kids that don't have to worry about parental discipline vs kids with active parents is what it is.
Bruh I would beg for harsher punishments that stayed inside school over them contacting my parents. Give me a month of early school in the morning, just don't tell my pops man
Thou has not forsaken us, Peepop! We look forward to more gifts from the dawgz, inshallah.
Inshallah
14:50 macho muff Mandy savage
I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard
A teacher who cares so much to take your pictures at your gsmes to help cherish the memories for you shows they really care about the community and the kids theyre teaching. It's a dying breed of people.
Yeah, seems kinda wrong to roast the people who care so much for little pay, but it's comedy so whatever
Had a teacher in high school who was a creeper. He would always do weird "activities". One time he made everyone shake his hand because it was like part of the class on how to meet people or something and he would like hold on to the girls hand way too long or like rub them in a weird way. Sure enough dude got busted for cheating on his wife with one of them.
Legend
lmao
I had one in the 90s, a priest, who only 3 years ago finally got caught with thousands of child images, over a dozen videos, and a PowerPoint presentation teaching others how to find such images. If I listed all the weird shit he said in the years I knew him I'd get "TL,DR." My favorite was how he always sat the cheerleaders in the front row. One was wearing a skirt once and he remarked "nice pink underwear, Vanessa."
@@D-Fens_1632damn what a creep
@@ELGUAPOIV My mom took a class for parents he taught on how to use the internet (this was 96 or so when the internet was new). He was a wiz with computers and set the whole high school up. One night when it was just the 2 of them he randomly decided to show her "how easy it is" to find "adult material" and pulled up some sites.
Another time someone, probably a student, had left a Playgirl magazine in someone's computer desk area, one of the parents found it. He held up the centerfold and joked "looks like me in the shower!" It's amazing they let that man teach children as long as he did.
Peepop has blessed us again
In the 90s, My sixth grade teacher was a lesbian and she wasn't allowed in our change rooms - she had to awkwardly yell outside from the hall to talk to us when we were in there. One time she kept me late after class so that I missed my bus and then asked to give me a ride home (because she goes the same way as me) I lied and said I live the opposite direction and walked home the wrong way. It added a full 20 mins to my walk.
worst story ever alert
Fair enough. I guess I'd take the extra 20 minutes over getting a ride from a gay gym teacher.
@@calumisdead a hot chick who’s deeply afraid of lesbian pe teachers is undeniably funny though.
It's pretty rare to hear about a lesbian teacher being creey toward female students.
Look, it's not like she was good looking, she was a very skinny harsh manly-featured german looking lady with short grey hair and and would obsessively play Celine Dion in the classroom and close her eyes all sexually. She was like a 90s adam sandler movie trope of a lesbian teacher.
This is pretty dark. But my highschool teacher got suspended because he hit a couple students with his car.
During the police investigation the principal went to his house to let him know that he couldn't work while he was a suspect.
And my teacher picked up an axe and hit her in the head and then kept smashing her with the axe.
This happened on a balcony so people saw it and called the police, they came, arrested him and my principal was in a coma for 2 weeks, after that she somehow lived.
This happened in Sweden, where criminal justice doesn't exist. So he got a couple years in prison and was released in 2020.
After he got out he wanted to resume his career as a teacher
Rip
@@saucy692 Luckily no one died
And resumed work as a teacher???
Based
I guess when ur insane ur insane but that’s still a baffling thing to do. Like has anyone ever been in legal trouble and successfully axed their way out of it?
“Let me oppress your son”
Hearing the Hershey Bears just re-awoken memories inside of me
11:24 "my black son" from Family Guy needs to be edited in right here
now each day my heart is getting bigger
I just realized that teacher calling them “snake” was probably referring to escape from New York.
0:41
“She would come to all our games and she would take pictures of the players”
“Now we’re talking, dude!”
😂😂😂😂
Don’t worry Peepop - your loyal soldiers are out here reporting the clandestine TWANKS that are stealing and repackaging your ART. Because you can’t spell PEEPOP without ART.
Thanks but unfortunately reporting channels falls on deaf ears. A better approach would be to leave comments telling viewers where to find the good shit 👍
@@NotoriousPeepop your will is my command, my liege.
@@NotoriousPeepop this is how my soul was saved follow the scriptures 🙏
@@thewarboiz1205cringe
There should be an animated series of this
Matt hits the perfect Tim Allen grunt at 0:53 lmao
This podcast brings back so many good memories, we would throw random shit at our gay math teacher and it was so funny. Same year the fattest chick in our grade slipped and rolled down the hill that we ran up for football, one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Another one, had a teacher that was pregnant and we would make insane noises and she would go “stop it you’re making me nauseousss”. Amazing.
That sounds awful man
That's terrible
I feel so bad for our old high school teachers. We made one go on stress leave from tormenting him every science period.
We had girl get pregnant and get an abortion like late term. She later got cancer and all the Christian kids said she deserved it lol
We had a guy who I think worked for the school, who would take pictures of us during games and mail the photos to us. Not sure who it was.
That is bat shit insane. That’s like something the mafia would do. “ that’s a nice little boy pussy you got there, it’d be a shame if something happened to it“
Swooning over the ol Tortuga📸 😉🤣
Young lad help me get my pants up
@@SoojArt 🤣
I love this never stop posting
My high school math teacher used to set up his camera with a timer and take pictures with my female classmates. He was later found to be photo-shopping the girl's heads onto porn pics.
Who found that out?
@@trebleclef293fake & 🏳️🌈
I once drove a sub teacher to punch me in the face.😂😅
Peepop bruv I will sail over to the UK and find you if you don’t start uploading more history bedtime stories 🤜 🤜
Bit rude, innit?
Peepop I'm a convincing fella. I'll come with and talk him into raping you on camera. You don't want this to happen, just do what he says. I can't control what he does after I talk him into this. He might talk me into making it a gang rape. Who knows, just do what this crazy man says.
Shoutout to the trunchbull and the young bull!
the third guy in this has the most unreal pennsylvania accent
I had to skip when he would start rambling dude is unbearably boring when he talks.
In two hours this video will be copied by undercover bando. Dude takes do many peepop cuts and doesn't even change the clip most the time.
as if this were original content 😂😂😂
12:44 this is the dumbest joke I've heard in a long time
I am crying from laughing
_Owooooooahhhhhh_
I dated a "Yinzer" and the dawgs' Pittsburg stereotypes are true. She had a hello kitty and cartoon robot tat. Odd bunch over there.
That’s when you know That shits gonna be like sticking your dick in a cotton candy machine.
Cunanan is such a sick last name hahaha
@@Lightpockets lol thanks bro, you're literally the only one who's ever said that. ~25 years ago when I was a young lad people gave me endless shit over it because I'm sure you know why. It was pretty funny to hear the dawgs talk about it though.
@@chriscunanan "Andrew cunanan-ass n****s" - Shyne Po
People that get really into their local minor league teams are weird. They're fun games to go to, but beyond that, who cares who wins.
I want my local teams to succeed but ultimately it’s just an opportunity to go drink a bunch of beer lol
Lol i can't believe he brought up Che Che Koolay @15:50
I love how many terrible things happen after someone says 'watch this!'
Yo why did you include the "Yo mamma's a hoe!" teacher in the photo edit? That guy was funny as fuck
What's up toucher 😂 2:00
The image of kid Matt being made to read Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs on top of a grave by a raving old fat lady is chef's kiss
The boys gotta get The Woodman back on the cast.
18:39 I was one of 4 baseball players in my class and I’d always accidentally nail the same girl right in the face 😂. I was never aiming for her she was just always in the wrong place at the wrong time. I could never decide whether to laugh or feel bad, but I usually laughed lol. I miss grade school dodgeball so much
That Pennsylvania bit about the flag!!! Yesssss. I work in retail and I see that lady everyday I work.
bro public school in PA was the funniest shit of all time
12:45 that joke is way worse than the one shane got canceled for 😂
Dude i need to assemble my boys. I went to HS in a dry county in south eastern KY.... it was insane. There were always guns at school. We had a middle school teacher die breaking up a fight. A teacher married a student literally weeks after the student graduated and the school let them use the football field for the ceremony. It was in the paper. Just so much going on. Ive been saying for years now that the entire whitley county board of education has to shaking in their boots in these days of quiet on the set and adult survivors act.... Its actually really fucked up and dark on some levels... but there was a lot of stuff we just had to learn to laugh things off cuz what else can ya do .. we are better for it probably.
The asian baby joke Lmfaoooooo this podcast was hilarious man
Made a teacher cry. Made a teacher quit... Ran back into the non hacker years later working at a convenience store. I was young and petty so when i found out she worked at a cash register guess where i took my pennies regularly.
15:46 I wonder if this is the same group that came to my middle school back in like 06. I swear we had some dudes come to my school doing the same thing. I'm from PA too.
There was a nice (male) teacher in my school, he once took a photo of me and a friend. We were about ten. A couple of years later he and my form teacher went to prison for two years for being pedos.
🤣😂🤣😂Everything Shane says is hilarious to me😂😂😂
Uncle Shane and aunt Matt are my dudes regardless off the syndrome
My dad has a Tasmanian devil looney toon tattooed on his arm 🤣😭😭
My uncle has a steelers logo... on his ankle. So gay.
@@T_D_B_ I’m so sorry for your loss…😂
@@T_D_B_ like father like son, i got "Alice in chains" tattooed on my upper leg last year 🤣
If your white and make less than 50k a year, just don't get a tattoo fellas
@@austinhellems9724 Alice In Chains will live on forever in the realm of AMAZING ROCK! 🤘 Praise them!
"Anytime there's a hot teacher fuckin' kids, it's like 'whew' " 😂
this episode was crazy lmaooo
27:18 "She dressed for business"
And got "the business"
You guys joke about the AHL superfans, but my stepdad is one of those people. It's bizarre but he's been to AHL games all over the country, he just pops in gets a schedule buys a hat and bounces lol I have a passport and since we live so close to the canadian border he even goes to OHL games and has tried to get me to go with him lol
You should go with him man he probably likes spending time with you ❤
Dude, love the Bears….season tickets for 15 years now.
Love Mitch, now he is a banker
Sucks I can only watch this with headphones on. Literally Noone can hear me listening tho any episodes
That college story Matt was talking about was actually an Assistant Basketball Coach's wife at Syracuse. The story is pretty messed up
She was a troll. Must have been proper stretched too 🤢🤮
Ok
theres another similar one i think from notre dame where some lady in the athletic dept. was paying basketball players to fuck her daughter who was also a student at ND. hahahaha
Just sounds like normal high school teacher behavior
4:50 that’s exactly how it is with the AHL lol
Shane makes me laugh so fucking hard with his left field comments 😭
I know the Hershey bears LMAO
Cameras are expensive she was most likely just a woman who someone knew took pictures/ had a camera and was asked to document the games for the parents/school.
1:55 sup toucher is my new go to
That's not weird at all. I had a teacher that would take pictures of us on penis inspection day as well.
Such an amazing podcast
Haha the Che Che kule part killed me. I use that song in my class. But at least I teach music
My friend the polack 🤣
We called greek dodgeball civil war growing up in Texas where the teams would be the north and the south
Bro I just remembered like 3 stories from elementary/middle school that are definitely set worthy 😂 holy shxt I went to a trash ass school district lmfao
The image of a Butch lesbian gym teacher, talking like Macho Man, and Riding a fucking Kawasaki Ninja has me crying in my office at work 😂
I Watch all the ads cause I love you peepop
As a non pedo/uncle i hang out with the dogs in the basement at the neices and nephews birthdays lol
When shane talks about lastchance U 🤣🤣🤣
Idk what it is but the catholic grade school will turn you into a certain type of person
I had a sociology teacher in college, total CREEP, I took a few classes with him and swear I only got called on once in three years to present. He would always call on all the girls, and his face was like this strange demented woody allen stare. He caught one of the popular girls cheating on a test once and nothing happened, she just had to redo the test alone with him another time.
A Matt & Shane version of "Porky's", with them going through their school hijinks & sexual learnings escapades would be the aces! lol
Our God is an awesome God.
he reeeeigns, from heaven above, with wiiiiiisdom power and love Our God is an awesome God.....
@@Shlogger Protestant 🤢
@@Shloggerlol my brain said that part automatically after reading the first comment
@@freddymeisner lol. bible camp still renting out space in my head somewhere. lol
@@Shlogger Sunday school for me but damn straight. Raise a child up in the way he should go, and when he is older he will not turn from it. Proverb 22:6
I kind of love being able to just flip the switch and become a self righteous asshole out of nowhere. Start telling people they need to get out and get saved. Just a whole lot of fun watching people either struggle internally with every life decision they've ever made, or just totally turn on you and tell you to screw off.
is that tucker carlson in the thumbnail?
I know the exact house. Good grab and advice.
Shane’s a legend. Deserves it. Enjoy that pool.
My algebra teacher in highschool was this weirdo that looked like Inigo Montoya, and he had a ton of random action figures and my little pony dolls all over his class room. We were supposed to have him for 2 semesters in a row but he got into a fistfight with his wife or some shit between them. He was pretty cool on the basis that he'd give us a 15 minute break and play ping pong and shit in his class room, but I always got a creeper vibe off of him.
Had a security guard at art school taking photos from freshman's figure drawings. He got caught in his cave.
This is the funniest peice of media on the internet
Love u Shane!
Best podcast ever
Didn’t know Shane was a front runner when it came to the Calder Cup.
Mordecai and Rigby reuniting after 15 years