Ep 400 - Partying With Girls

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @_deadwait
    @_deadwait 2 года назад +2289

    I am a 30 something lonely white guy and I am glad that this show is being made for me

    • @Avengerie
      @Avengerie 2 года назад +75

      Same.

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo 2 года назад

      @@john85132 suicide?

    • @Cuyt24
      @Cuyt24 2 года назад +172

      I'm a married white guy, who is not lonely but listen to this podcast while walking with my wife.

    • @eyeTHC
      @eyeTHC 2 года назад +103

      As a married white guy around your age with children you tryna trade lives?

    • @_deadwait
      @_deadwait 2 года назад +88

      @@eyeTHC Tell your wife to stop calling me bro

  • @dr.spudjunior
    @dr.spudjunior 2 года назад +1522

    "Unlike these guys who are afraid to be racist, I'm on guard"

    • @tr702
      @tr702 2 года назад +67

      Hands up. Feet straight ahead. Bring on the DAWGZ!!

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 2 года назад +20

      laughed so hard

    • @brencelt
      @brencelt Год назад

      as any white person should be. Never turn your back on blacks of any number

    • @ihatequinnnn
      @ihatequinnnn Год назад +5

      Legendary

    • @johns1625
      @johns1625 Год назад +19

      I'm so grateful I live in a city that only has like 100 teens. Don't even need to be on guard

  • @blickluke
    @blickluke 2 года назад +689

    "If the military wanted you to have a wife they'd issue you one"
    😂😂😂😂 so good

  • @eevileric
    @eevileric 2 года назад +298

    These intros have me crying before anyone even speaks. Best intros in the game.

    • @MmmmGoodBoy
      @MmmmGoodBoy 2 года назад +9

      War Mode intros > MSSP intros

    • @nickynoir6878
      @nickynoir6878 2 года назад +5

      @@MmmmGoodBoy Agreed...Truly the greatest intros, Unbeatable.

    • @Sh4tterdL0g1c
      @Sh4tterdL0g1c Год назад +9

      Automatic, still is

    • @Adam-hp5hj
      @Adam-hp5hj 11 месяцев назад +3

      Legitimately more impressive than the podcast I religiously seek out. I feel like whoever is making them either doesn't know how good they really are or is settling for just making them, there's so much potential there for something to be created.

  • @shreddykruger8324
    @shreddykruger8324 2 года назад +158

    They say you are who you hang out with, I listen to these guys while I’m working it’s turning me into a smart ass with a new vocabulary.

    • @John-sf5py
      @John-sf5py 11 месяцев назад +15

      This and WARMODE. Literally unintentionally adopted Billy boy’s entire vocabulary

    • @JimmyJamesJimbo
      @JimmyJamesJimbo 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@John-sf5pygay Bill you say?

    • @SunnyJ45
      @SunnyJ45 4 месяца назад +2

      Chicks for sure dont dig it lol. Btw i am gay

    • @bruhmayne1168
      @bruhmayne1168 3 месяца назад

      I’m slowly picking up the Philly accent 😢 I also say dawgs now, that was never a word I used lmaoo

    • @CraigJonesFluffer
      @CraigJonesFluffer 3 месяца назад

      @@John-sf5pyI am also now a raging conspiracy theorist now as well, and proud

  • @The_realist_realtor
    @The_realist_realtor 2 месяца назад +16

    “Do you want to learn to be psychic?”
    “You just read my mind, yeah” 😂
    That needed more laughs

  • @aakashrajranganathan5519
    @aakashrajranganathan5519 2 года назад +142

    I shook Shane's hand at The Stand @ NYC last Saturday, and this guy was so fucking nice man. I'm just a brown kid from Toronto and he made my entire trip to NYC worth it. Truly a legend in the making...and he murdered that show btw
    🐐

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 Год назад +3

      Ayyyy im about to see him in Toronto on the 11th

    • @animeweedlord
      @animeweedlord 6 месяцев назад

      hi drake thanks for coming out

    • @joecobb7153
      @joecobb7153 4 месяца назад +4

      Brown as in Indian or brown as in native American/black guy
      If it's Indian we need to have a talk

    • @aakashrajranganathan5519
      @aakashrajranganathan5519 4 месяца назад +7

      @@joecobb7153 brown as in Irish

    • @joecobb7153
      @joecobb7153 4 месяца назад +4

      @@aakashrajranganathan5519 lol Nice try buddy I know an Indian when I see one im Canadain. Im just trolling you btw but forreal the recent immigration has been ridic

  • @LifeRips
    @LifeRips 2 года назад +94

    So glad Shane is back the energy and comedy that comes from Matt and Shane together is pure gold I love y’all and are helping me through rough times!

    • @Ballhawk99
      @Ballhawk99 2 года назад +6

      Godspeed brother

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 2 года назад +6

      Life definitely does rip. Sometimes it rips you, but that’s just you leaving your cocoon into your new form where it rips harder

    • @racheller8753
      @racheller8753 Год назад

      Ditto
      6-16-23

  • @F80mthree
    @F80mthree 2 года назад +556

    Congrats on 100k. Rogan better not get comfortable, the boys need that Spotify money.

    • @diggydowdiggydow
      @diggydowdiggydow 2 года назад +1

      Holy shit. Are they making that/month?

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 2 года назад +25

      @@diggydowdiggydow 100k subs bruh lol

    • @snakeplissken2313
      @snakeplissken2313 2 года назад +2

      @@diggydowdiggydow yeah

    • @KennyP.Gemstone
      @KennyP.Gemstone 2 года назад +19

      One Notre Dame sweatpants leg at a time.

    • @jmh31890
      @jmh31890 2 года назад +5

      @@diggydowdiggydow they're making great money, thankfully. You can see how many subs they have on paytch and multiply it by the minimum sub cost

  • @demonking2679
    @demonking2679 2 года назад +225

    “You wanna learn how to be psychic” …. “You just read my mind” 😂😂😂😂

  • @loudthump6306
    @loudthump6306 2 года назад +634

    The smile I get when the notification for a new episode is unrivaled

    • @tibbiesbelanger4034
      @tibbiesbelanger4034 2 года назад +23

      I hear the DAWGZ barking hard

    • @TheTrueChuckNorris
      @TheTrueChuckNorris 2 года назад +13

      Shane's serious voice* "Yes."

    • @MOLTEN_IMP
      @MOLTEN_IMP 2 года назад +5

      Fuck yeah

    • @sirsilus784
      @sirsilus784 2 года назад +9

      Definitely man..I’ve never had a podcast That I legitimately get excited for

    • @bennoisms
      @bennoisms 2 года назад +5

      @@TheTrueChuckNorris I hear the love on the spectrum yes myself

  • @S.J.L
    @S.J.L 2 года назад +192

    "I've noticed that everyone who's for abortion has already been born."

    • @Grinchillah
      @Grinchillah 2 года назад +3

      And I notice that everyone that’s a school shooter has already been born.

    • @S.J.L
      @S.J.L 2 года назад

      @@Grinchillah And everyone who shoots school shooters. Don't take your daddy issues out on the world, hombre.

    • @Charles-ij1ow
      @Charles-ij1ow 2 года назад +6

      I noticed if people were forced into a pool for adoptions if they voted No on abortions... People are so high and mighty when they don't have any skin in the game.

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 2 года назад +39

      @@Charles-ij1ow I just think it's weird to say someone doesn't deserve to live because their childhood might be hard

    • @Charles-ij1ow
      @Charles-ij1ow 2 года назад +11

      @@bigol9223 That's a bit simplistic

  • @Okillydokilly69
    @Okillydokilly69 2 года назад +349

    Oh shit boys we hit 100k , shoutout to all my dawgz that have been here since the Old Testament . And welcome to the new blood that will invigorate this cast to take over the world

    • @isaacrayburn969
      @isaacrayburn969 2 года назад +4

      We need to see that first draft brother!

    • @Okillydokilly69
      @Okillydokilly69 2 года назад +10

      @@isaacrayburn969 lol too many slurs , sorry 😢

    • @vladv709
      @vladv709 2 года назад +1

      @@isaacrayburn969 no! that had n word

    • @thedogs3467
      @thedogs3467 2 года назад +9

      I came in on episode 98. Haven’t missed one since. The Dogs have made me a better man

    • @glennhaines6976
      @glennhaines6976 2 года назад

      Is EP 101 new test

  • @AQUABERRYYERRi
    @AQUABERRYYERRi 2 года назад +140

    Shoutout to “Gym Shorts Shane” nothing more beautiful than a comfortable dawg.

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov 2 года назад +9

      My T isn’t high enough to have the confidence to wear these in public, feel like everyone can see my teenis

    • @rogermayes3745
      @rogermayes3745 2 года назад +2

      Bruh rocking thunder thighs lmao

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 2 года назад +3

      He got the socks & slips on too, full Dad mode

    • @deweyrice4440
      @deweyrice4440 2 года назад +3

      @@chadgrov let that teenis flag fly baby yolo

    • @anonnona6940
      @anonnona6940 Год назад

      He's got lifter's legs I'll give him that this n looks strong

  • @brentmiller8767
    @brentmiller8767 2 года назад +121

    Shane casually dropping big KRIT bars come on what a savage

    • @iHappyVideo
      @iHappyVideo 2 года назад +6

      Representative of Htown

  • @austinkelley6567
    @austinkelley6567 2 года назад +19

    This is legit the funniest podcast on RUclips and it’s nuts that the following isn’t 10x the size

  • @nintendoROX121
    @nintendoROX121 2 года назад +139

    Gardawg coming at us with a spud level intro 🔥

    • @doumardose9785
      @doumardose9785 2 года назад +31

      Who's gonna investigate the investigators

    • @tamotit
      @tamotit 2 года назад +13

      Automatic

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 2 года назад +4

      What would I have done?

    • @James-PHX
      @James-PHX 2 года назад +1

      @@doumardose9785 and that’s what we’re trying to do here, in additional to finding the truth

    • @MmmmGoodBoy
      @MmmmGoodBoy 2 года назад +1

      “Do you honestly and truly in your heart believe that Sandy Hook actually happened? Yes or no?” “NOOO!”
      “And I’m here to tell you, 1776 will commence again if you try and take our firearms”

  • @GM-xp4lx
    @GM-xp4lx 2 года назад +182

    Bless the dawgz. My girl is about to have a baby, my landlord is kicking me out of my place July 3, I’m hustling my ass bumming and then I’m blessed with this. Thanks bois.

    • @sirsilus784
      @sirsilus784 2 года назад +22

      Times are tough broski I’ll keep you and the family in my thoughts I hope it all works out for you..keep that hustle up and they won’t be able to keep you down

    • @DTTWOPP
      @DTTWOPP 2 года назад

      Keep hustling ur ass baby boi. Just make sure u keep it clean, the fellas want a supple, clean boi butt.

    • @snakeplissken2313
      @snakeplissken2313 2 года назад +58

      You gotta buy a gun and show that landlord whos the real boss.

    • @jmh31890
      @jmh31890 2 года назад

      Got a wallet address or something I can use to throw ya a couple bones?

    • @pawnzrtasty
      @pawnzrtasty 2 года назад +36

      12 years ago we had our first while living in a camper that leaked everywhere boiling our hot water. I didn’t have a job or a car. Kinda sad a woman let me impregnate her lol. Now we have 2.5 acres and a 4 bedroom house. Hard work can get you a long way with the right job.

  • @nickcaine9878
    @nickcaine9878 2 года назад +100

    The intros keep getting better n better lol

  • @Doomsense
    @Doomsense 2 года назад +190

    Shane's definitely a young bull but he's from a generation where texting wasn't an option so he definitely passed notes to girls

    • @fredrickmiller6534
      @fredrickmiller6534 2 года назад +22

      I wish it was still so simple..

    • @Doomsense
      @Doomsense 2 года назад +1

      @@fredrickmiller6534 Haha

    • @OrdnanceTV
      @OrdnanceTV Год назад +8

      Nah bro me and Shane's Gen wrote gay notes and scratched poems into fake wood desks in 6th grade while the world trade center was getting popped

    • @BearWithoutHair
      @BearWithoutHair Год назад +2

      That makes him gay

    • @johndough007
      @johndough007 Месяц назад

      @@OrdnanceTVdon’t say it like that

  • @familychiken
    @familychiken 2 года назад +40

    *at Fully Loaded Comedy Festival*
    “This is the beginning of an era” - me
    “The era of the Broskis” -Shane Gillis
    Glad you’re back on the cast big dog

    • @officialdirtmcgurt
      @officialdirtmcgurt 2 года назад +2

      I gotta wait til Labor Day weekend, Shane brought the thunder, and it became to electric ⚡️

    • @agmike98
      @agmike98 2 года назад

      @@officialdirtmcgurt sadly I wasn’t smart enough to bring beer in the car OR to go back to the hotel for 2 hours

  • @vibintbh4793
    @vibintbh4793 Год назад +10

    nothing better than listening to some old testament on a windy summer thursday, love boys keep doing great things

  • @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157
    @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 2 года назад +11

    America is back baby! The good guys are winning!

  • @frantkstomp7363
    @frantkstomp7363 8 месяцев назад +2

    this was the first episode i ever watched. I finally have caught up through the scriptures. God Bless

  • @ryanbowen9718
    @ryanbowen9718 2 года назад +44

    *talking about literal life and death*
    Matt: “you have people approaching that as if it’s life or death”

  • @meema844
    @meema844 2 года назад +8

    God damn dude nothing beats that feeling of seeing a brand new MSSP episode on your feed.

  • @MmmmGoodBoy
    @MmmmGoodBoy 2 года назад +18

    I thank Matt and Shane for introducing me to War Mode. Billy and Spud are GOAT 🐐

  • @scottyb1234
    @scottyb1234 2 года назад +108

    I laughed so hard when Shane did the lesbian army girl voice.

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 Год назад +7

    Physically seeing Shane while their recording makes the pod so much funnier

  • @Tyr808
    @Tyr808 Месяц назад +3

    “I should’ve known eagle feet are meant to fly!” is probably the fucking funniest way possible to justify eating shit while carrying laundry with your foot 😂

  • @S.J.L
    @S.J.L 2 года назад +18

    I was 21,homeless and unemployed when I found out I had gotten a (legitimately sociopathic) 24, year old woman pregnant. Her mom pressured her to get an abortion, at five months (a viable life) I told her I would pay her to have the child and take full parental custody. She decided to keep it after that. I got a job and worked my ass off with no thanks and nothing but psychodrama from her. "Man up or life will crush you." Thanks Josiah. I've been through some serious shit involving that woman and being a father since then, I'll leave it at that. It's all worth it. Our daughter is fifteen, in Spain with her class for the summer and doing well. She's a higher caliber than most, maybe everyone, in either family and most people in general. Maybe she should be able to decide who among our family and the general population lives and dies?
    It's a person not a political issue. If you want to have a legal argument then the question is can another human life be owned? Who owns it? The father? The mother? The state? or the individual, the child? It's an individual rights issue.

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 2 года назад +6

      To quote Big Boi from the almighty Outkast: "Fuck abortion"

    • @Kijitron
      @Kijitron 2 года назад +4

      You’re a good person. Thank you for that story.

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 2 года назад +2

      Respect big dog

    • @Fuego_gringo254
      @Fuego_gringo254 21 день назад

      I think it depends how late into the pregnancy it is. Early enough on its barley developed and isn't so much as self aware. Plus you can't tell someone what to do with their own body, a baby is a both physical and financial burden, or what if the girl was raped or super young or just not in a position to be able to support a child? Lots to consider.

  • @johnfinnegan1272
    @johnfinnegan1272 2 года назад +13

    The opening is absolutely hysterical

  • @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft
    @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft 2 года назад +30

    When I wear khaki pants and take my shirt off, I look ALARMINGLY like a Newport 100 that someone just put out on a stop sign to save for later.

  • @Walrus286
    @Walrus286 2 года назад +4

    These bros could read ads for an hour and it would still be the best pod out there. Great ad joshin

  • @lanceslarock
    @lanceslarock 2 года назад +12

    "It's got a tail." That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

  • @MainlyYeezy
    @MainlyYeezy Год назад +6

    Shout out all the Dawgs who continue to re watch eps on RUclips

  • @sealife12
    @sealife12 2 года назад +12

    Beautiful intro, I always quote Kavanaugh “I liked beer, still like beer.”

  • @injectedls1
    @injectedls1 9 месяцев назад +1

    They put all the ads in the last 5 minutes and absolutely mangle them. Love the dawgs

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 2 года назад +8

    Just got home from work and turned RUclips on to see the cast sitting there for 10 seconds

  • @charliesinnott9840
    @charliesinnott9840 2 года назад +48

    I saw a top quality bewb by accident today at work.... twice, saw it, she failed to fix it, walked directly to the register, I had to be like "yo your tiddie out"... just felt by sharing this someone might get to look forward to work tomorrow.
    Good luck ya'll

  • @konymandella7190
    @konymandella7190 2 года назад +4

    The greatest podcast of all time I put both of you fellas on the prayer list. Live long shane

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 2 года назад +2

      Shoutout to the power of prayer, that shit is real bruh🙏

  • @FRM101
    @FRM101 2 года назад +5

    I was one of those sitting in my car in the parking lot during the rain waiting for updates for the tour's final show. The cancellation sucked (drove 3 hours and had front row seats), but it's not their fault. They tried to wait it out but it was a serious storm at an outdoor amphitheater, nothing anyone could do.

  • @NeighborGatsy
    @NeighborGatsy 2 года назад +10

    400 episodes, 100k subs. It’s a great day for the dawgs.

    • @MrJp2323
      @MrJp2323 Год назад

      Not actually 400 eps tho, they skipped like 100 episodes on the numbers to make it seem longer haha. Straight up alpha move

    • @MarkTripleSixx
      @MarkTripleSixx Год назад

      @@MrJp2323no they’re just not on this channel

  • @SuperGreatPizza
    @SuperGreatPizza Год назад +1

    Matt's line on wielding the sword of truth and good discrimination is absolute gold.

  • @chrisp6829
    @chrisp6829 2 года назад +3

    Dude the intro will never get old, def the best intro in all of podcasts

  • @40ozhemlock
    @40ozhemlock 3 месяца назад

    Shane: "You just read my mind ".
    Man... i think i woke up the whole block with that laugh. I dont know how i'd get by without these dudes.

  • @Mjay77
    @Mjay77 2 года назад +3

    I’ve got a picture of a Pirate of the Caribbean dude down here in NC riding in the bed of a pickup truck and he’s straight up dressed like a pack of chicken Ramen Noodles. It’s magical

  • @enomeable
    @enomeable 8 месяцев назад

    Matt is the reason I listen to this podcast. Real guy that cares about real shit. Love the pod

  • @Zyn_dog_89
    @Zyn_dog_89 2 года назад +11

    “You’re a 30 something lonely white guy” damn Shane that hurt

  • @brownjedimasterchief1022
    @brownjedimasterchief1022 Год назад +2

    1:04:18 Shane randomly quoting the hardest bars will always be comedy gold 😂😂😂

  • @AaronX442
    @AaronX442 2 года назад +15

    Shane Gillis "The Young Bull" doing his comedy in amphitheaters and baseball stadiums. Louis Gomez doing his comedy in small City Parks, next to a bike path. I rest my case.

  • @victoriav8304
    @victoriav8304 2 года назад +2

    the dawgs have been getting me through law school for the past year, god is great

  • @zack9851
    @zack9851 2 года назад +9

    the best part of this episode was Shane's gooch staring me in the face the whole time

  • @garydickerhoof6748
    @garydickerhoof6748 2 года назад +19

    Just want to say I got to meet Shane this past weekend at the Fully loaded comedy festival He was just as cool In person as he is on it's on the Podcast and the new material murders Not gonna lie I love everybody there but I guarantee anybody that was there will say there we'll say Shane killed the most

    • @garydickerhoof6748
      @garydickerhoof6748 2 года назад

      Thanks for the picture Shane and Mark

    • @taylorhray
      @taylorhray 2 года назад

      Same exp in denver 2-3 months ago. New material SLAYS

  • @leonking9953
    @leonking9953 2 года назад +11

    This podcast saved my wife

  • @andrewcaddy298
    @andrewcaddy298 Месяц назад +1

    Gotta love Matt’s monotone mouth grool. He’s the real monotone grool king.

  • @samc4718
    @samc4718 2 года назад +7

    one of the most popular chiropractors on youtube is based in Shane's hometown lol
    need a collab

  • @GroundhoggieXD
    @GroundhoggieXD 2 года назад +30

    After Matt called Shane "Robspierre", he kicked his legs like kid on Christmas

    • @johnhinkleman9757
      @johnhinkleman9757 2 года назад +3

      You gotta timestamp this type of thing ;)

    • @Luka38
      @Luka38 2 года назад +2

      @@johnhinkleman9757 1:09:18

  • @billii4L
    @billii4L 2 года назад +6

    This a monumental moment for the pod😮‍💨

  • @Frofro514
    @Frofro514 11 месяцев назад

    This is by far one of my favorites episodes. So funny and true at the same time. Love it!!

  • @stevenrmatthews
    @stevenrmatthews 2 года назад +8

    Yo! That intro though 👌 🔥 well done. 👏

  • @laurielynne2006
    @laurielynne2006 11 месяцев назад +1

    Matt saying “No Doi” just makes me love him even more. lol

  • @joehigginns
    @joehigginns 2 года назад +8

    Best part of the week!
    bless be the Dawgs

  • @big_man_
    @big_man_ 2 месяца назад +2

    1:03:15 high engages in act that could create human life (sex), gets pregnant, regrets her choices and punishes the child by aborting it. Actions have consequences. Matt then compares humans in the earliest stage of development (embryos, fetus) to puppies and says he would kill baby to get out of poverty. Bad takes. L dawgs

  • @gurpchirp
    @gurpchirp 2 года назад +10

    'the war on the west' is a fantastic book and douglas murray rules.

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov 2 года назад +3

      Weirdly scrolling comments and saw yours exactly when they brought it up. lol. enough weed for me today.

  • @RackEmRack
    @RackEmRack 3 месяца назад

    Shane is so right about 70mph pitch. First time I went to batting cages I got so much respect for baseball players

  • @DDechoes87
    @DDechoes87 2 года назад +8

    "Got hammered. Cracked the code." Fucking bittersweet

  • @agesey0412
    @agesey0412 8 месяцев назад +1

    matt is truly the shaman. love these intros

  • @JaysWave75
    @JaysWave75 2 года назад +16

    Super Thankful that the guys are back together! SODTAOE

  • @shwa8157
    @shwa8157 Год назад +1

    Nothing is cooler than seamlessly transitioning the topic of abortion into the topic legalizing weed for all who use it to make books feel funner to read! If it makes Matt feel better, it IS the most important topic! Episodes like this lift me to new levels of ENGAGE DEM MATT MODE!

    • @shwa8157
      @shwa8157 Год назад +1

      Jokes aside, I think the root of so much of the volatility behind the topic is rooted in entitled escapism, or just entitlement in general. There's a hella funny disconnect from the Law of Cause and Effect and It's so deeply fed into our decision making nowadays. There's a reason why everything said needs to be insured with "I know nothing" disclaimers. Shane's point hit the bort nail on the fetal head.. SHANE: "I might have to hit that trigger if it came my way, you know what I mean? MATT: "You thing you'd pull the trig?" SHANE: Dude, certainly were times in my life I would. I don't know about right now if I would, but there was certainly was times, if I was younger? I'd be like "I'm livin on cans of beans right now, look I'm tryin to do open mic's, I don't WANT TO move home to Mommy and Daddy to raise a kid. So yeah, who am I to judge, bro?"
      That's the supergremlin meat of the topic right there! We live in a soup of entitled wants and needs all scaled to our expectations of phone fed privilege. I dunno, maybe I've been hittin the weed juice too hard. I do fuckin love that I can laugh until tears are streaming from my face and have a little deeply insightful reflection on very current events all spawned from the same epic podcast where two legend bros are just rappin on a couch! Cheers and thanks for the banter dudes!
      .. Side note: I'm fully aware of how insane it is to rant in the comments of a 6 month old podcast episode. I'm a lonely 30-something year old white dude, obviously. Just buying my time waiting for the next episode and lurking through the archives

  • @3rdeyealive
    @3rdeyealive 2 года назад +5

    Shane looks like he should have a servant feeding him grapes. Love to see the boys lounging

  • @Gotien718
    @Gotien718 2 года назад +2

    the same people against abortion have no problem with the death penalty or sending young men/women off to die in a war

    • @Thr33sevens
      @Thr33sevens 2 года назад

      Give the kid a chance. There's no Draft. As for the death penalty, I'm against it.

  • @grantdoe7100
    @grantdoe7100 6 месяцев назад +4

    The argument for abortion is “I don’t want a kid” even though sex is literally for reproduction. Whether you’re religious or not, thats just naturally what it is. If you aren’t willing to have a kid, don’t have sex. It’s all based off of “want”. Everyone wants to have sex, but the WANT to have sex should not outweigh the responsibility of taking care of a human life. Thats like saying, “Well officer, I’m drinking behind the wheel because I want to. Even though I ran over that homeless guy on the way home, I should be let go because his life is worth less than my WANT to drink & drive. He wasn’t really living.” It’s a selfish mindset.

  • @mkhex87
    @mkhex87 Год назад +1

    Best pod crew on the internet, including lemaire and the chill dude (gardini?)

  • @loudmancam
    @loudmancam 2 года назад +5

    "You aint sell out a show until you sell out in mississippi" Shane K.R.I.T.

  • @ttaylor3294
    @ttaylor3294 Год назад +1

    Everything about Shane is a big W

  • @Baskeva
    @Baskeva 2 года назад +5

    "that's not even a word, you stupid bitch!" lmaooooo dude Shane Gillis is one of the most naturally funny guys on the planet, without a doubt... That was so funny

  • @thelongvirtuesignal8551
    @thelongvirtuesignal8551 11 месяцев назад +1

    Not one second between "worst thing to happen to the victim ever" and "the victim could have prevented this with a "u good ?".
    Come For Shane's brazen comedic insights, stay for Matt's Lightening Fast victim-blaming.
    Classic.

  • @louisfumey
    @louisfumey 2 года назад +4

    That intro was LIIIIIIIT

  • @soma7581
    @soma7581 2 года назад +1

    Started the first episodes of the podcast the other day , absolutely loving it

  • @timmybrowzen
    @timmybrowzen 2 года назад +10

    Listened to thousands of podcasts never heard an air conditioner. Leave it on stay frosty boyz!

  • @heyitsporo
    @heyitsporo 2 года назад +1

    The big krit reference on 11:50 is the reason I love Shane.

  • @timmorrell9828
    @timmorrell9828 2 года назад +3

    The boys are firing on all cylinders today, automatic.. still is

  • @bobbyculdesack2309
    @bobbyculdesack2309 Год назад +1

    They always played Barney when I was in Kindergarten. My younger sister was already obsessed with it so I heard it ALL the time, so me and my friend Brandon hated it. We’d sit there and bang our heads on the desk until they’d like separate us and/or make us lay down. Figured out how to get extra nap and chill time inadvertently lol

  • @coolguy473
    @coolguy473 2 года назад +11

    Tuned out at work for just a minute and come back to Matt hitting that remote viewing mumbo jumbo again. He needs to hurry up on that book and find a new theory to latch onto

  • @JimmyJamesJimbo
    @JimmyJamesJimbo 10 месяцев назад

    “I’ve tried to sneak up on you - you pretty good” Shane claim n validation to Matt’s spider eyes 😂😂😂😂

  • @bigben42
    @bigben42 2 года назад +3

    Funny that Shane said he was “prepared to be racist” when Matt didn’t give any indication that the youths weren’t white

    • @amp2193
      @amp2193 2 года назад +4

      He didn't need to say they weren't white.
      We all already knew.
      You a alphabet kid or something?

    • @bigben42
      @bigben42 2 года назад +3

      @@amp2193 that’s why it’s funny, “we already knew”. And I do know the alphabet, yes

    • @nickynoir6878
      @nickynoir6878 2 года назад

      @@amp2193 Haha exactly...the story itself is the indication.

  • @mikesullivan7153
    @mikesullivan7153 2 года назад

    Happiest days are when I get my notification for the best podcast on earth! Matt & Shane = NIRVANA

  • @CoolAdam247
    @CoolAdam247 2 года назад +3

    Congratulations on busting on 100K subscribers ! 😎👍

  • @Nick-cb5km
    @Nick-cb5km 2 года назад +2

    There might be more dawgz here than in Cleveland’s dawgpound 😭😭😭🤣🤣

  • @billwilson9602
    @billwilson9602 2 года назад +8

    we outchea, we gay

  • @willflint46
    @willflint46 2 месяца назад

    4:37 billy stayed in parent’s bed till stubble
    5:19 how matt counteracted his fear of the dark
    17:24 shane’s not afraid to be on guard
    21:10 fuck BET unlock my pistachios
    24:03

  • @thedonofthsht76-58
    @thedonofthsht76-58 2 года назад +3

    Yeeea boiiissss. Yall look slumped and congrats on 100k. Idk how this Chinese hate mongering funny guy did it 🤣🤣

  • @hunterlawson227
    @hunterlawson227 2 года назад +2

    Just worked a Billy Joel show at notre dame and thought of my DAWG the whole time

  • @j0sh707
    @j0sh707 2 года назад +3

    100k subs! Nice!

  • @RallEeyeRedact
    @RallEeyeRedact 18 дней назад +1

    I’ll take the lounging pods over these new standing pods… 😂

    • @v.j.1017
      @v.j.1017 7 дней назад +1

      Yo bro facts. The couch is so relaxed and like the vibe of the pod lets me sleep when it’s hella chill. Compared to the debate stage now it’s kinda tense and I can’t rlly sleep to it I also miss the big dawg

  • @peternincompoop1823
    @peternincompoop1823 Год назад +9

    Wish I had found this sooner, could've used these guys talking me through roe v wade

  • @nicknick5784
    @nicknick5784 Год назад +1

    Shane always hitting it with the old school rap lyrics

  • @tristankrohn2942
    @tristankrohn2942 2 года назад +3

    Not quite all the way to Shane's street walking man but I am always ready. Keep your head on a swivel and know your surroundings. Never relax

  • @GECX-mj4vc
    @GECX-mj4vc Год назад +2

    Every time Shane does the “DERT” sound effect I freaking lose it