Joe Rogan Experience
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir are stand-up comics, writers, and podcasters. Shane is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker. His special, "Shane Gillis: Live in Austin," is available via RUclips, and season two of "Gilly and Keeves," his sketch comedy series with John McKeever, is available now at www.gillyandkeeves.tv. www.shanemgillis.com Mark is the co-host of the podcasts "Tuesdays with Stories" with Joe List and "We Might Be Drunk" with Sam Morril. His latest special, "Mark Normand: Out to Lunch," is available via RUclips. www.marknormandcomedy.com Ari is the host of "The Skeptic Tank" and "You Be Trippin'" podcasts. His latest special, "Ari Shaffir: Jew," is available now via RUclips. www.arishaffir.com
"I fuckin hate Parks"
"Talking about Rosa?"
😂 Normands one liners, man
Yea he’s got to be the best comedian with unexpected one liners lmao
Calf and half!
The man drops bombs and nobody even reacts. It’s wild af.
"Whatcha got there?"
"18 year old scotch"
"Too old for me"
This went over everyone's heads lmao
I think they're just so use to the non stop jokes they just keep going, but I started balling 🤣
Idk but I feel like when you around other comics most will just flow. It's their form of art. Like sports players don't always high eachother when they make a 3 pointer at practice.
@@MR.E214 Yea that's a fair point but still that was too funny for them to have no reaction.
Mark gots a whiskey that’s aged for weeks 💀
Omg bro I just noticed that lmfao
Mark slips in some crazy shit while everyone else is talking. He is fearless.
It's that touch of the tism 😂
Mark cornmand
@@Kroesprtobaggannice
After every pun on Joes comedy or lack of comedy he braces himself as if Joe will kick him in the head😂
It’s so damn good
“Guinness record for the oldest jew to do a whippet” killed me
Holy shit that "im ashy.......not as ashy as his grandparent's." Was insane! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Unshane in Marks Brain
the very first thing you hear in this podcast is, "You took heroin?" lmfaooooo
followed immediately by Yessss
Right lol what the fuck
and then at 50 minutes, "a lot of heroin out there" and Shane's face lmao
When asking for a Cigar Cutter
"Anybody got the circumcissss?"
Mark Normand 😂
So many of Norman’s one liners go unnoticed by the rest of the guys. 😂
They notice but if you stopped every time mark throws out the one liners they would never get to finish any conversation.
Normand?
He's hilarious! I think they're just numb to it at this point 😂😂
What about all his “whoa’s”
You got that right
Marks slight jokes bout joes comedy has me dead every time
"Wow, you're writing" dead.
And Joe misses at least half of them.
Joe takes it so personal and you know it lol
@@MisterCrookedNose baldilocks head so smooth they just roll right over it
Joe's always taking the serious route, while the other 3 are off cracking jokes lol
he has a bad sense of humor lol
it works, the straight man act is always needed especially when your the helm of a 100 mil spotify deal I guess XD
There always needs to be a straight man keeping things on track, they are doing this for money and publicity after all.
@@CreatureVision shit oppinion
all shows need a Lisa Simpson
jamie opening the flood gates, 3 years of episodes spamming my sub page. also shane rules.
Shane crushes it bro
Absolutely
Shane is the man no doubt
Shane's a hypocrite rtrd
You are a little sub arent you
Hearing mark fart, Shane complain and then mark apologize was so funny in the middle of Joe Rogan's story I died laughing
Can you time stamp
Inshane in Marks Brain
"This gotta be a Guinness record , for oldest jew to do a whip-it" -Mark normand
1:13:07 Mark with a solid Cristopher Walken impression that he not only doesn’t even know he did, but also doesn’t even know he nailed 🤌🏼
Where’s christoper walking to?
Ari being rejected by the DMT entities means the DMT entities have good taste. 🤣
Mark is never beating those autism allegations even way more than Shane lol
48:49 "Clinton had a cowboy hat!"
**Shows pic of Bill Clinton waving his hand in a cowboy hat**
Mark- "that finger stinks"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm Fucking dying
Also....saying "are you really doing whippets? What are you 12? dude, that gives you brain damage. Isn't this highly illegal? This HAS to be illegal"....
And then Immediately asking to look up the side effects because "he's considering doing some"
Is PEAK Roe Jogan 😂😂
He dropped so many bangers it’s wild
Talking about South Park “they were on cable, when cable was the internet” Man what a time that was, so much simpler. Watching tv before bed with nothing else going on, locked in for episodes upon episodes. Now we watch hundreds of 10-20 seconds videos before bed and still can’t get enough. This world sucks and won’t go back to what it was until we unfortunately get rid of iPhones/smart phones.
I agree, i don't even feel like its just nostalgia. Entertainment felt best to to me when it had nothing to do with me. Everything I watch is dialed into my interest. It cant be denied I love that too when I crave a niche, however I'm never in a situation where I have to take it or leave it anymore.
"Back in my day" you had to deal with what was on. In result, maybe id say nope to tv and go do something else. Seriously though, its only saving grace is that I'm in control of what I do and I cant blame stuff like youtube for those problems.
Definitely gonna put the past on a pedestal regardless. Golden age for watching stuff was cable no doubt in my mind at all.
I’ve got 7 broken ribs right now..laughing REALLY sucks..and he’s got these 3 on? This is gonna HURT
Watching this a year and a half later, knowing the outcomes of the fights they're talking about, is such a great way to see into their psychology
Protect our Parks is always gonna be a banger episode
Not really. Joe just degrades every PoP into a boring boomer
07:46 I LOVE the way mark snuck in that “maybe they will eat the homeless” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@raging100you’re kinda supposed to like rogan if you watch this regularly
@@raging100He thanks you for the hate views which get him paid whether you like him or not 👍
Mark kills everytime hes in front of a camera
Seriously!! And his voice adds to it😂 pull it up!!
Mark is 100% Riley from National Treasure 😂 He sounds IDENTICAL!!!
That story about Shane's uncle is actually insane and I love every bit of it
“Tell that to Eazy-E” “N-W-AIDS” 😂😂
Thank the gods! I'll never have to use spotify again!
Zero
Parks
Protected
Underrated comment
“I got some 18 year old scotch”
“Woooah too old for me”
Mark is fuckin hilarious
Joe: "ive got some 18 year scotch want some" Mark: "To old for me"
Norman too funny. He said you gonna forget how to play pool. 😂
"I'm not as ashy as his (ari's) grandparents" 😂😂😂
*take a shot everytime Mark says “Pull It Up.”*
I feel like the only reaction joe ever wants is "Wow man that's so awesome and manly"
Then you’ve literally never seen him talk to anyone at all except these 3 guys he has hundreds of episodes where he talks to people smarter then himself and more manly then himself and he’s well aware of that Joe Rogan doesn’t think he’s the best at anything that’s why he’s good at asking questions because he’s always from the opposing view
@@Miguel-mx9op I get it he's a host and not a comedian
You feel wrong and you’re weird for this comment.
Mark - “my blm alarm” 😭
Mark Normand is currently the king of one liners 😂
Word play 🤣
Woah.
0:10 - 0:16
“You took herion?”
“Yesssss. YES. “
👀😂😂
This podcast is #1 of all of them.. Its just geninue, no shame, absolutely raw right from the start..... Also im "missing a nipple."
Its so annoying how often Joe tries to steer the boys off of good riffing to try to talk politics and bitch about culture war bullshit
my wife and i only have life 360 because she works nights and has to drive an hour home after 12 and 16 hour shifts. if i wake up and she’s not home i need to be able to find her whither she’s been in a wreck or just pulled over and fallen asleep. we agree that trust is the foundation of any successful relationship so we don’t use it to spy on each other all the time or anything like that.
The Jurassic Park, reference jokes got to Shane so much that he finished out-of-character
I grew up in the Country. I started working in my uncles restaurant when i was 8. Not to mention i started working the fields at 9.
Do we have to hear about Mark's little go kart everytime🤣
mark always nursing the beerbong has me lol
These are witout a doubt the best jre episodes haha thesse and the fight companions with eddie
"No..." from mark was so funny lmao trynna be shane was too good
East Palestine ,OH is 15 miles away from me. I fish all the creeks down to the river. Everything is normal.
Thanks for the update
2:18:00 Mark talking about old lady squirters is fucking hilarious 🤣
mark leaning in for a sniff at 40:08 got me creased
And if I could add to the fact that one of my best friends Michael when he was 12 his dad hired him at his cattle facility. He worked 40 or 50 hours a week and did school and was one of the happiest kids I ever knew. And that kid always had money
Anyone else notice at the start if you listen you can hear right behind the intro "You took heroine " then joes face as he quickly looks at everyone but jamie
Reintroducing wolves is actually a great idea and has been very beneficial.
Joe should get a wolf scientist on the show.
At 2hrs it starts to take a turn . 🤣
Something about Joe Rogan reading off the negative effects of whippets while being under the influence of whippets sounds like the greatest worst thing to ever happen to someone
Tough listening to this at work. I hear “America, fuck ya” and I start looking around for a beer that I’ll never find.
😂 We Must *”protect our parks”* …
… AT ALL COSTS
Mark is the only one that really is here for us.😂
2:02:05 “nha it’s corny, it’s _to_ cool of a song” 🎧 Shane’s Philly spilled in that lil line. Made me look at my phone crooked
😧🫨 _like huh? wtf bro? Sounded like my youngbul just walked in on the podcast 😂_
"you took heroin?"... That's a hell of a way to start the show lol
Mark is fucking hilarious lol
Oh is that why you cried? I thought you were out of meatballs😂😂
tbh I would love if the whole podcast was the wideshot of all of them
Marks RPG joke went hard. I was hoping hed elaborate with a final fantasy vietnam combo
2:02:34 is wild being that Shane actually used that for his intro to Beautiful Dogs.
Can’t believe I met Royce Gracie in the middle of wales in July. What a guy
3:31:27 how are these cases not considered entrapment? I mean thats the literal definition of it here dude! So fkn weird how everything is about tearing our own country apart day by day, compared to sending all the money that could easily fix the problems here to countrys all around the world, where 90% of us have no connections to. Rediculous. Guess thats why i quit paying taxes huh....
6:07 *Mark got that Drake in him* 💀
1:02:38 losing my mind no one said "it's laughing gas from the dentist"
We did the ultimate shot lol slam a beer get down bong rip stand up and do a shot
Lights out every time 😅 gotta stand behind them 😂
I used to take a bong rip hold it in a d stand up then before passing out I sit down and feel like I'm blasting off. I've never done DMT but the way people describe the blast off feeling is similar to what I feel 😂
Joe with glasses looked like nanimon from digimon 🤣😂
Ari is such a wild force of nature lmao
"I need to know if whippets give you brain damage"
-Joe "UFC/DMT" Rogan
3:35:00 Love When My Very Good Friend,Nick Mullen is mentioned. 🖤🙌🏽
1:43:53 To whom it may concern , Mimosa Hostilis Root Bark + Naptha
ari is my spirit animal
Challenge......
Name one thing Kanye said that was false.
joe rogan discovers predator count increases when prey count increases
Is Shane wearing a Hollister hat 😂
“This Has Gotta Be A Guiness Record For The Oldest Jew To Do A Whippet” Has Been Killing Me For The Last Month
Ari was trying so hard to find a way to talk about his time at key west lol
“RPG… role playing game?”
1:37:29 you say that about 40 hours but as a machinist I worked 12 hours a day 6 days a week for 8 years. I only stopped during covid because I got a new job. Some jobs just won't be able to do that.
Not to boast, but I have the same problem as Normand a lot. Jokes so quick witted, they go unnoticed. Normand is a genius 👏 BTW ✌️❤️🙏
I wish I had comedian friends
One of the funnest episodes yet
Why are these only showing up on the explore part not the account
Anybody like Jungle music?
Like jungle drum and bass ?
@@doaimanariroll5121 I think so
who doesn't?
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@@MLBshortsSZN apologies, i must have been very high
@@santiagovillamizar6871 🤣🤣🤣
@@santiagovillamizar6871 same brother
I like Mark the most lol
Had to pause the episode and listen to some Bill withers, I'm back
The jews?
Expelled in how many centuries?
Over 1000 times from 109 countries.
The normal dude with trump turned out to be his vp lol
Worked the night shift at the grove for like 4 summers.. seen some interesting stuff for sure…
Polydactyl cats have the extra thumb.. used to have ones they’re really cool
1:35:19 *Ari is traumatized by the diddler 😂*
*Elevator shotgun, Fam.*
2:19:20 “I had a hard hat on..” just seeing mark laying down cones around the bed with an orange vest on
Weird that we got clips before the main episode.
this is old its been on spotify forever now
It’s definitely old
keep em comin Jameooooo
“I saw one turtle, and then I saw like 10 turtles… and then, there was just a fcking man dying in the mud” - Shane Gillis
Uhhhhhh them dentist tho am I right?😂