"And so I whipped out the Furby and she reacted with primal horror." You should never just whip out your Furby like that without asking first. It's rude.
When I find a new corner of the Internet I'm always unsure of how they'll feel about trans people, but the goth lesbian mother herself assuring us that her son eats TERFs is the most supported I've felt in a community, thank you for this blessing
I would have purposely bought a furby and dressed it in a tie with glasses and just let it sit there on my desk during class to silently stare at the teachers.
Strange æons: “furbies” Subtitles: DiD yOu MeAn: FUR BEES Literally turn on the subtitles I found it so funny. Edit: her saying “furby” (singular) makes the subtitles say “Furby” WTF
Honestly the movie trying to market the Furbies as wholesome and happy when they have such dark undertones with their mind powers is perfectly in line with irl furby lore imo
Dark young-adult reboot, where they can explicitly say that Furbies eat and enslave people. The protagonist finds this out, but is at that point far too gone to the furby magic, that she is okay with it :-D
Olivia Frank I watched that film again for the first time in years and had such bad motion blur sickness. So now I can only have memories of it, because I’m sure as shit not watching it again. 😕
I have a weird feeling that I watched this as a child but I can’t fully remember and kinda forgot about it until I watched this video. Maybe I blocked it from my memory haha
My sister had a Furby that spoke Furby/Spanish. Years passed and the Furby was forgotten and settled underneath her bed. Well, the bed broke and when you sat down the frame would fall towards the floor. So, I sat down and the bed sank and from the dark depths of underneath the bed I hear, “Hoooooooola.” I screamed. I cannot truly describe the feeling of pure fear that flowed through my body. Then I realize it was the long forgotten Furby. That’s all the terror I need from a Furby. I wish that was a fan fiction but it was my life.
I had a dream about a long furby so I must make one in it's image, they are eldritch dream gods and they want flesh, I don't know if I can buy a spine, or where my old furbies are... But I must
I used to have this on DVD as a kid and i never knew how or why we came to have it in our possession so i like to just assume it spawned from hell one day
I've never laughed harder in my life than at your gay panic about the true nature of furbies and their conspiracy to take over the world help me I'm dying.
I can't believe you made me relive these memories... I literally watched this movie when I was really young and it's so weird seeing just HOW BAD it really was
According to official furby lore, furby's were in a symbiotic relationship with these tall slender beings called Aeons.... then the Aeons went extinct from climate change. But I find it strange how the civilization before was called Aeons.
If my broken furby is haunted, I'll gladly welcome the ghost because i already suspect the house i live in of being haunted. I also discovered i have an attic a few weeks ago, that i didn't know was there. There could be a demon or ghost up there and i wouldn't know.
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stay hydrated everyone
Hydrohomies
Last burn hydromies*
@cuestar?
r/hydrohomies
Chloe Cameron you watch StephoSims
Furbies ate Amelia Earhart, pass it on.
i love how no one has commented on this, we are all just excepting it as a fact of life.
Ye she aint land on a normal island she land on *FURBY PARADISE*
That is true
i will
It would explain why she was never found.
No one:
Not one soul:
That one piece of hair in Strange Aeons’ bangs: *vibrates aggressively*
I thought I was the only one!!!
Bruh
bru h I can’t stop looking at it-
every bangs have that one bit
Bang hair go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
“She has no friends and stays on Cryptid forums all the time”
I have never related to a character so much
Walter White Heisenberg Breaking Bad
you're slowly becoming a furby channel and none of us are mad about it
I. AAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😡😡👹👹👹👹👹
Strange Furbies
I'm so happy she brought us into the furby Cult
Some of us are
I, for one, welcome our new Furby overlords.
1: Find singing armless rats
2: Capture said rats
3: ????????
4: Profit
They have beaks presumably for tearing apart human flesh.
Something Dreadful I hate that that makes sense
you fools. Dr. Conquest is actually the inventor of the Furby toy.
Underpants gnomes gang shit
You’ve done it! You’ve broken down dr. Conquest to his bare essentials!
Furby have their eyes on the front that means that they are predatory animals
The Furbys eat humas theory gets more substance every second
"I have a famous social media furby who i refer as my son"
This and the high on furbies are...very curious quotes
Queer icons -
Lesbian Jesus: Hayley Kiyoko
Lesbian Furby: Strange Æons
Pizza Addict who’s the best Lesbian mannequin enthusiast?
my teacher
Lol
dildonius our lord and savior King Princess
Lesbian disaster: me
"telepathically high on furbies" that's definately a statement I didn't think i'd hear today
Maybe tomorrow, but not specifically this day.
Reminds me of 'We Happy Few' video game
its a brand new sentence
your telling me you don’t always get telepathically high on furbies?
The matrix but the Robot Overlords are Furbies
Furbies: *Exist*
Doctor Conquest:It’s free real estate
Skinning my two furbies as I watch!! luv u my gay overlord !!
what the fuck
Big mood
R/cursedcomments
Lmao silence of the furbies.
@@thegamingdoggo9519 r/foundthemobileuser
"And so I whipped out the Furby and she reacted with primal horror."
You should never just whip out your Furby like that without asking first. It's rude.
Kara with gun
Consent is everything
*_Use the gun_*
Well she did ask if she's sure she wanted it
Furby is like tea
@@user-qv2qf1jk5o explain
Write the Furby Island fanfiction coward
Y E S
I WANT THAT SO BAD
As an Australian, I quite literally wanted to rip my face off every time Doctor Conquest opened his mouth
IKR, his accent kinda teleports around various former British colonies hither and thither, it’s horrible
Agreed
same
'Wanted to'
Lucky you
My therapist: Teya’s Long Furby isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.
Teya’s Long Furby: 0:15
haggisa HE HAS A NAME AND IT IS A GLORIOUS NAME AND IT ISTHURSFAY PLURBONYM BOYPORRIDGE
And he is god
@@L0rdOfThePies and he is real
@@awesomegaymer5786 best news I heard all day
I found an old furby in our attic and thought of you, so I named him Greg.
How is greg
I’m sorry. I am afraid I cannot like this comment because it is at the numbered nice, I would be a fool to ruin such perfection.
Yeateav k
It was not a good idea to think about this after an Onion Boy video
How is Greg?
no one:
literally not one person:
strange ÆONS: THE FURBIES WILL EAT YOU THEY WILL ENSLAVE YOU THEY HAVE DONE IT BEFORE
As a long furby owner I confirm
They have integrated themselves into our society.
They have learned our language.
They have gained physical power.
Now, they shall e a t u s
Scorpi Wall They are our political figures
Conspiracy theory: furby island was a gremlins prequel
Teya is as gay, iconic, and amazing as ever. Here for that
Love that for her
I don't like her because she's gay. I like her because she funny, smart and just awesome.
@@sethperry3493 she's also a wlw icon, and needs respect for that.
Still not sure if she dresses like that ironically or if she legit goes out like that
@@Lastburn probably both
“It’s cliche, it’s boring, its bad“ oh, was it written by onion boy?
Kaleidits
Oof
Honestly, I’d probably enjoy that movie more than Onision’s books XD
I'm not disagreeing but oof
Big burn
Onion boy could never make something like that, it’s too good for him
I would like to request long furby spine creaking ASMR
As an Australian I am offended that both our accents and treatment of Furbies are represented this poorly
You should take Boyporridge on airplanes as your neck pillow and see how people react.
“She’s totally down with getting high off furbys.”
Alex Or Whatever
Ley me get a hit of that GOOD FURBY 😫👌
When I find a new corner of the Internet I'm always unsure of how they'll feel about trans people, but the goth lesbian mother herself assuring us that her son eats TERFs is the most supported I've felt in a community, thank you for this blessing
No one
Literally no one
Not a single soul
Strange Aeons: *FuRbY ISlanD FanFICtioN*
I had a science teacher named Mr. Furby in middle school. Poor bastard.
I would have purposely bought a furby and dressed it in a tie with glasses and just let it sit there on my desk during class to silently stare at the teachers.
did you give him a furby please say you gave him a furby
“Telepathically high on Furbies.” A phrase I never expected to hear in 2019.
Someone go put this on a t-shirt please.
Turn this into Merch I will buy it; especially in the style of the shirt worn in this video
good icon op
GotPotatoes24 Thank you!
Everyone: Oh lawd, this movie is scary-
Me: *Finally, some good f*cking food*
Please don't eat this movie
What the fuck
@@thegamingdoggo9519 i'm gonna *munch* , i'm gonna *c r u n c h* !!! 👁👅👁
Please dear god, write that furby overlord fanfiction. Please
Also when I posted this it changed fuby to furry so...
Furby Island 2 : The Curse of the Long Furby
Lexi Jams 23 ah, yes, my mistake
MoonkeyTiddies yes.
@MoonkeyTiddies I am loving how that rhymes.
I read this as "Cursed furry movie" and absolutely questioned nothing.
Me too
Zootopia but it's just the bare-minimum animation layer of just the models moving around the locations and occasionally moving their arms.
Yeah, we’re weird sometimes
I probably wouldn’t have questioned it either
The G-Wing
Oh, like gatcha animation, but just with furries? I'm not a furry, but it sure would be interesting 😂
Strange æons: “furbies”
Subtitles: DiD yOu MeAn: FUR BEES
Literally turn on the subtitles I found it so funny.
Edit: her saying “furby” (singular) makes the subtitles say “Furby” WTF
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even Long Furby:
Dr. Reginald Conquest: rEaLlY 😬
Honestly the movie trying to market the Furbies as wholesome and happy when they have such dark undertones with their mind powers is perfectly in line with irl furby lore imo
I'm sorry. Did you just say that there was Furby LORE. WHAT? WHY? HOW?
@@feytrickster4915 Did you miss the Furby tumblr video?
I need more of this nightmarish Aztec sacrificial, Lovecraftian nihilist, ancient Furby dystopia. I _need_ it.
Jesus lord above, do me this one favor, i need it too! Please 😆
@@BothHands1 Beg not to Jesus, but to the ancient As-Sayyed-Conquest.
Jack Taylor done!
become one of us
become an author, coward
I feel like this needs a cats2019-esque reboot
*_YES_*
Dark young-adult reboot, where they can explicitly say that Furbies eat and enslave people. The protagonist finds this out, but is at that point far too gone to the furby magic, that she is okay with it :-D
You *ARE* a maniac, and that's *WHY* I subscribed (long before this video that is)
This brought back a traumatic memory I didn't know I had.
John Kubiak
👁👄👁
Celestial Summer
Its already a creepy pasta
@@m.ivyluna4632 its a creepy pasta by itself
Im happy i was just born when this was made so i never saw it😂
Formal request for every movie to be played by a full cast of long furbies
*Enter witty username here*
Y E S
if nobody makes an Avengers Endgame movie with long furbies I'll revolt
I just imagined Deadpool with furbies
fifty shades of grey would be a nightmare
JJ Agler some people would be into that
i watched this with my furby, her name is dove, she likes you
No one:
Me: Being attracted to someone with a long furby around her neck😂💕
He has a name, you know
His name is Thursday Pluboryn Boyporridge, our gay overlord and bicon
Many of us feel the same way
Brought my long furby to school. Met with some screams but that does not deter me
Merry Bandit you’re my hero
That profile picture makes everything twice as amazing
I’m making a furby and I’m going to get the fur in 15 mins. This is perfect thank you
That's so cool I love that
Dr conquest:
Step 1: capture furbys
Step 2:
Step 3: profit
If he's named Mister or Sir, he's good. If he's named Doctor, he's definitely evil!
The evil Mister Sir from Holes would like to enter the chat
Doctor strange requests a chat
I'm gonna write a story playing with thy rule.
I'd totally be down for a book about that furby dystopian future
This is the cursed content I subscribed for
Kylie McFadden
Hit that bell button
That and onion man
"It's fine, this is a kids movie."
*And the biggest lie was told that day*
I’m lovin the lord farquad hair today
For reference Finding Nemo, one of the most beautifully animated films of the 2000s, came out in 2003.
Olivia Frank I watched that film again for the first time in years and had such bad motion blur sickness. So now I can only have memories of it, because I’m sure as shit not watching it again. 😕
@@ezridelafuente1181 Oh no! It's one of my favorite movies, maybe play it but don't watch it so you can at least listen!
Fuck. Finding Nemo is as old as I am.
@@Alex-xq2qw i just came to the realization ppl born in 2003 watch this channel and idk how to feel about that
@@johnsmith2875 to be fair, I still think of people born in 2003 are still 12, and I'm one of them, I forget I'm 16.
The rant at 6:30 gives off the same energy as that kid screaming about how we didn’t listen about sonic.
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT FURBIES EAT PEOPLE!?!!?!!!!
@@agentstache135 iconic
It’s time to get telepathically high off furbies and rewatch the creation of the beautiful long boy
Aeons: f u r b i e s
Her middle bang part: gO CrAzY go StUpiD
h0m0rasexual now thats all i can see ://
Omfg I loved this film when I was younger!! The furby movie is iconic
i'm not even in the furby community and i'm really jealous of your long furby
I feel like I'm entering a cultish hellscape when I look into the eyes of *F O R B*
My furby Dominic has a crush on Thursday he’s making a Twitter stan account
Oh my God! How did I not notice that your son has the same eyes as you? True family resemblance
Supreme leader Teya, how should we go about spreading the Furby?
Make him lönger until he encompasses everything
I have a weird feeling that I watched this as a child but I can’t fully remember and kinda forgot about it until I watched this video. Maybe I blocked it from my memory haha
I was staring at how quickly your bangs were shaking for 86% of this video
Lmao
THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD FAVOURITE MOVIE WTF I LOVED IT SO MUCH
i don’t need drugs, im high on -life- furbies
“A lizard with a tortoise shell” so... a tortoise
The jazzercise t got me hypnotized. Flashbacks to highschool in Toronto. Ahhhggggg.strange .
Teya: Delightful
Boy: Fantastic
This movie: Disgusting
hotel: trivago
Panic: at the disco
@@rayysparks This reply: Iconic
I want it: I got it
thank you for exposing me to other cultures! furbie life isn't talked about enough :(.
socks !
😔
Your profile pic though
@@nftmonkey4506 oh my god
I want to see a 2020 horror remake of this starring Thursday.
My sister had a Furby that spoke Furby/Spanish. Years passed and the Furby was forgotten and settled underneath her bed. Well, the bed broke and when you sat down the frame would fall towards the floor. So, I sat down and the bed sank and from the dark depths of underneath the bed I hear, “Hoooooooola.” I screamed. I cannot truly describe the feeling of pure fear that flowed through my body. Then I realize it was the long forgotten Furby. That’s all the terror I need from a Furby. I wish that was a fan fiction but it was my life.
Okay, but real quick. Where did you get that shirt from? Because that is hella cute
Desiree Rios but really. I need to know.
Same
First, you travel to 1985...
There are websites that specifically sell 80s and 90s shirts, sweaters, and windbreakers. Sadly it's hard to get the same thing twice
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't a turtle without a shell just be a lizard?
I'm pretty sure a turtle without shell would be pretty dead
@@Philemaphobia Oh wow! That's actually really interesting. Thank you for correcting me because I was, in fact, wrong.
It’d be a soft shell turtle
@@Philemaphobia the wording of this is so intense and threatening and I'm here for it
A lizard with a shell is already a turtle, i think that's what you meant, but i thought the same 😂
I had a dream about a long furby so I must make one in it's image, they are eldritch dream gods and they want flesh, I don't know if I can buy a spine, or where my old furbies are... But I must
"He only eats TERF's" 2019 mood
Dr. Conquest's plan:
Step 1: get furbys
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit!
Step 2: Follow The same plan for the Smurfs.
step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I came for the onion boy vids I stayed for everything else
Sick bastard, you got off on those!?
His get rich quick scheme was to capture all the furbies and human-centipede them into one long boi
"welcome if you're new btw"
*****CRRAAAACCKKK*****
horror fuel
When you cracked the lil ferby scarf’s neck near the start I laughed harder than I should have 😂
The first sound in this video made my housemate think I was watching porn
Hannah Pearson in a way, you were
Dr. Reginald Conquest: "I'm looking for a lizard with a tortoise's shell"
Me: nigga, you are describing a tortoise
*starts watching video*
*sees first five seconds*
*pauses video, then smokes a bowl*
ok I can do this now
Was it any better after the weed?
Long furby should be the protagonist of the sequel.
I used to have this on DVD as a kid and i never knew how or why we came to have it in our possession so i like to just assume it spawned from hell one day
"I whipped out the Furby and she reacted with the primal horror that I expected"
IT'S NOT CURSED IT'S JUST VINTAGE!
I've never laughed harder in my life than at your gay panic about the true nature of furbies and their conspiracy to take over the world help me I'm dying.
Well, that was terrifying. Luckily I'm not a TERF so I won't get eaten by a furby.
Well Thursday eats TERFS but we don't know the other furby's diets...... WE COULD STILL BE TARGETED
Imagine this movie but they're all Long Furbys
YES! I too would like to "Get Telepathically High by Furby".
Teya needs to give us that Furby Island fanfiction. That lore I would watch a feature-length film of
"Telepathically high on furbies" is the funniest thing I will hear in 2019
Thursday eats terfs is honestly my favorite bit of Furby lore.
I can't believe you made me relive these memories... I literally watched this movie when I was really young and it's so weird seeing just HOW BAD it really was
The furby scarf is the most uncompromising fashion choice of the season
Kenley Brinton
Lesbian**
the fact that she wasn't at the met gala is a crime
5:37 that one piece of bAnG is oddly *DISTRACTING*
(Once you notice it twitching you can’t unsee it)
The lesbian bang has life of its own
The wobble!
According to official furby lore, furby's were in a symbiotic relationship with these tall slender beings called Aeons.... then the Aeons went extinct from climate change.
But I find it strange how the civilization before was called Aeons.
If my broken furby is haunted, I'll gladly welcome the ghost because i already suspect the house i live in of being haunted. I also discovered i have an attic a few weeks ago, that i didn't know was there. There could be a demon or ghost up there and i wouldn't know.