Hahahah! Omg, that seriously had me in tears (tears that are poison 😂). I felt that too when I saw his actually interview and Gayle dropped that “Robert” like “I’m only going to say this once: if you don’t calm your ass now you are getting such a beating.” Like damn Gayle, I’ll do whatever chore you tell me to do now and my names not Robert either.
She’s impossible to not love...I swear that made sense in my head! Typed out & read back it sounds like Yoda speak or something?! Anyway, I meant she’s so loveable that even if someone was to attempt to not love her...it’s just impossible! Wow. That was long winded & possibly unnecessary...🤷♀️
Ok, I'm really into comedy, so people often ask me who my favorite comedian is. I couldn't possibly name one, but I will quickly rattle off a top 10 without batting an eyelash. Amber Ruffin has officially cracked my top 10! This is my fave "amber says what?" so far! BRAVO!
At first, I thought Amber Ruffin was another 20-something making another "black don't crack" joke. Then I looked up her age. She's 40. All I can say now is that she speaks the truth.
True I'm almost 30, married with 2 kids , I live 8 hours away from my parents but I can still get in trouble. I'm still not sure how or why this works?
Myrtle is my Supreme I’m 34 and married with a teenage stepdaughter. When I stayed at my moms while our place was being fumigated, I wound up doing chores. My husband and stepdaughter helped and were praised for there politeness while I got scolded for not offering fast enough (she asked them to do stuff, not like they offered) and not folding our laundry neatly into the bags of clothes we brought 😑.
I was in a store about this time, and Old Town Road came on the shop radio... EVERY person in the store, without looking up from whatever they were doing, just started bouncing.... on one accord. It was beautiful.😂😂
For once, I'd like to see all the 'women aren't funny' dudes show up today, just so I get to see them getting roasted into oblivion by the comment section LOL
Could someone just please give her her own show, in this format; please? You just can't contain this much awesomeness in just over six and a half minutes.
What's so great about this format is that every punchline has a baseline of an inflected WHAT. So you're always prepared to just laugh at that, but then she can extend it with additional hilarious jokes. Its like hitting at the home run derby. Everyone's thrilled to watch each at bat, and no one dwells on the ones that don't make it out of the park, as long as you hit enough homers. Can't wait for more!
Amber tweeted those jokes and her mother was like: "Robert!"
C345 OFR hahaaaaaa!!! Yes!!!
I hope she sees this!!! She can add it to the list of the epic lines she missed along with “my tears are poisoooon” 😂👌🏼
C345 OFR 😂
HAHAHAH accurate.
Hahahah! Omg, that seriously had me in tears (tears that are poison 😂). I felt that too when I saw his actually interview and Gayle dropped that “Robert” like “I’m only going to say this once: if you don’t calm your ass now you are getting such a beating.” Like damn Gayle, I’ll do whatever chore you tell me to do now and my names not Robert either.
Oh man. Amber going back to make the "my tears are poison" joke and Seth cracking up in the background is the best.
"freeze it, drop it from a building, nary a crack shall appear, for it is ... the uncrackable". Amazing Grace preserved in Amber.
When I tell you I'm putting every word of that on a t-shirt, coffee mug and/or tote bag.....
Hahaha..😂..I can't
@@WTPrincessDiaries just........take my money now.
That one cemented her as a genius. Just amazing.
Amber is a national treasure. This is not up for debate.
Nary a debate shall be made!
I agree 100%. Also, she's most likely the cutest thing alive.
No contest 👍
I would like this comment, but it's too MeTaL to switch up! ᕙ(⊙‸◎‶)ᕗ
All hail the richest man ever 😅
I'm glad she went back for that poison reference. How could you say poison in that manner without thinking of the song. She's awesome.
I thought of Alice Cooper.
It was planned and rehearsed as was Seth's response. Still cute.
Can you please explain that reference to me?
@@kishens1 It's a reference to a song called "Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe. It was a big R&B hit in the early 1990s.
@@badfish420 Thank you so much!
Seth LOVES Amber, he's so happy and giddy when she's on..his laugha nd joy is so cool nice to see....we ALL LOVE AMBER!!!
We all love Amber!
@Neya Johnson Amber is adorable! ❤️
We all love amber!
She’s impossible to not love...I swear that made sense in my head! Typed out & read back it sounds like Yoda speak or something?! Anyway, I meant she’s so loveable that even if someone was to attempt to not love her...it’s just impossible!
Wow. That was long winded & possibly unnecessary...🤷♀️
Tho Seth In The New Ones
“ABUSE!” 😂😂😂
Amber Says What? = Fantastic.
THIS Amber Says What? = A work of art.
"My nudes leaked." I genuinely laughed out loud :)
And then I imagined my own mom's reaction if I'd said that :P
brilliant
Seth losing it at 4:48 is amazing. Also, can I be her best friend? Or drinking buddy? Because she’s everything.
wieldwords i genuinely lost/loved it when you could hear Seth cracking up in the background. He so proud of his team 🥰.
I want, no wait WE NEED an Amber & Seth go day drinking film
Amber is a treasure. I love her so much
"I WON THE BET" just imagine how amazing it is to work with this woman!
My tears are poison. Lolololololol!
Right..I can't stop laughing 😂
How do you not think of Bel Biv Devoe when writing that joke in the first place?
Ok, I'm really into comedy, so people often ask me who my favorite comedian is. I couldn't possibly name one, but I will quickly rattle off a top 10 without batting an eyelash. Amber Ruffin has officially cracked my top 10! This is my fave "amber says what?" so far! BRAVO!
Ok something has to be done to get this woman her own show. I'd watch a sitcom with her every week. Someone please. She's just amazing.🤩
At first, I thought Amber Ruffin was another 20-something making another "black don't crack" joke. Then I looked up her age. She's 40. All I can say now is that she speaks the truth.
She somehow makes being totally adorkable funny
Amber deserves her own show. She’s hilarious.
OMG Grace Jones! I was like what? LOL Thanks Amber you made my morning.
She can still ask guys to pull up to the bumper, baby
Ahh, that minority life. Doesn’t matter how old you are, you’re never too old too to get in trouble with your parents.
TRUTH.
True I'm almost 30, married with 2 kids , I live 8 hours away from my parents but I can still get in trouble. I'm still not sure how or why this works?
Myrtle is my Supreme I’m 34 and married with a teenage stepdaughter. When I stayed at my moms while our place was being fumigated, I wound up doing chores. My husband and stepdaughter helped and were praised for there politeness while I got scolded for not offering fast enough (she asked them to do stuff, not like they offered) and not folding our laundry neatly into the bags of clothes we brought 😑.
Amber Says What is a gem! Love the segment, love her. ♥️😂🤣😭 (my tears are 🎶 poison 🎶 )
That “Robert” joke still cracks me up a year later 😂😂
This has to be my favorite “Amber says what” keep killing it, Amber!!!!!
I effing love her. She’s my favorite segment on his show ❤️
She's my favorite too!
My preference is Jokes Seth Can't Tell.
I love Amber! She is adorable!!! I also love how much Seth appreciates her talent!
There is not enough Amber Says What and Jokes Seth Can't Tell in the world.
this times quintillions.
Damion Pseudonym Truer words were never spoken! Amber Ruffin is a slice of sunshine.
I love Amber, always brings a smile to my face :)
SIMPLY ADORE AMBER....She is The ATM of Humor AND Glamour....She Keeps Giving!! Cheers Gang
My name IS Robert, and that got me good, haha. "Yes, ma'am?!"
Amber is bacon , She makes everything better !
Buddy,she's the Tartan and the Kilt !!!!
watching Amber yell stuff makes my day 100x better
I won the bet!
Dead. xD
+
absolutely my new favorite segment on any late night show... more Amber Says What please...
nooooo I just watch the complete playlist of Amber Says what in one go! I'm addicted now, i need more!!!
Oh she almost missed it 4:30 cause I was like what!? 😱 Who else started singing before she notices 😆
Amber is every black woman the moment we heard that beat drop. Lol 😂
Str8 facts 😆
Dreaxil you get it 😭😂
🤣🤣🤣 💯
I was in a store about this time, and Old Town Road came on the shop radio... EVERY person in the store, without looking up from whatever they were doing, just started bouncing.... on one accord. It was beautiful.😂😂
This one was really good
She was on fire! Great to watch
The things she does during the audience's interruptions is another facet of the adorable Amber diamond.
She's so funny! I loved the lion/animal joke in the end.
😅 "I'm 60... what! a good idea animals..." 👏🏅
Kristina Baker, it would have been a perfect opportunity to say something about the "circle of life."
Baby Boomer. ME TO. 1960. Makes us 60
Seth is good n all, but I'd never miss an episode of The Late Show with Amber "Poison Tears" Ruffin.
Once again demonstrating that Amber is the best thing on TV
Amber Ruffin, you just get funnier and better. Cannot wait until you get your own show. Love you and your wonderful sense of humor.
For once, I'd like to see all the 'women aren't funny' dudes show up today, just so I get to see them getting roasted into oblivion by the comment section LOL
“We may never know!” 🤣😂
Amber for the win! Cant help but love her!
WE LOVE AMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amber says what is my favourite segment.
What a gem
I laughed out loud multiple times during this. Seriously, Amber is HILARIOUS
I‘ll happily repeat myself: Amber rules, and I love her to bits.
Grace Jones is #lifegoals !! Thank Amber for making my day. Seriously though you need your own show!! 💯
Amber is a national treasure and should be protected!
Nobody tell Nicholas Cage anything!
A thousand times agree!
3:50 My future wife must, at least once, call me "The Uncrackable Hunk" 😅 (yes, she may laugh while saying it)
"My tears are poison!!!" and I am dead!
This might be my favourite Amber Says What so far
Amen!
Amber is so freaking adorable and funny!!! I love her 👏🏽👏🏽😍😍😍
Her face at 0:43 that's like "wait for it..." is so adorable!
I love Amber so much! She always makes me laugh so hard!!!!! and her little dance moves when she gets excited, LOL! Love it!
Congrats on a very funny segment, Amber! 😂
She needs a Netflix special!
My absolute favorite segment on this show!!! Love amber says what?! Need more!!!
Amber’s really grown on me. Hands down favourite segment of the show.
She's everything.
I love everything about her 😂
I love Amber Says What. I always watch it any time I see a new one on youtube.
Love that she ended with Stephen Colbert's "caravan dance"
GIVE HER HER OWN SHOW!!!
Lmaoooo she’s funny
watching her segment always makes me smile :)
oh my goodness, Amber is SO DAMN AWESOME!!! 😂😂🙌🙌
Amber Ruffin is my favorite Drunk History presenter! She's amazing!! 😄💙
Could someone just please give her her own show, in this format; please? You just can't contain this much awesomeness in just over six and a half minutes.
My obsession with Amber is getting worse with every 'Amber says what' ♥
we missed you amber!! you're the best!!!
Is there anyone more lovable? GO AMBER GO!
One of my favorite people in the entertainment industry. Amber is epic.
‘….and when can I read about it in detail?’ 😂😂
Sorry Seth but Amber is the BEST part of your show! And this is the best Amber Says What ever made!!
Amber is my spirit animal
Totally agree!
But she is not an animal
JizzyJeg28 dumb response
You guuyzzz, things. Have. Been. Crazy!!!
We need more of this segment!
We need a daily half hour show of Amber says what!
Seth, here’s some free advice. WATCH YOUR BACK BECAUSE AMBER IS GOING TO STEAL YOUR SHOW!
Amber is as funny as she is adorable - love you Amber!
nope
Hands down, her best episode! Such high energy, vivacity and uncracklable (like sparkle)
Amber: when can I read about it in detail... I like what I like
Me: wanna be besties?!
This woman is hilarious and I love Seth's reactions to her jokes! What did he yell out after her poison bit?
More Amber Says What!
I'm wayyyy to happy to hear that Ambeer is also into Dumbledore+Grindelwald.
Funniest Amber ever! "Say What"?
How soon till she has her own show? Seth would be like, “what?!”
What's so great about this format is that every punchline has a baseline of an inflected WHAT. So you're always prepared to just laugh at that, but then she can extend it with additional hilarious jokes. Its like hitting at the home run derby. Everyone's thrilled to watch each at bat, and no one dwells on the ones that don't make it out of the park, as long as you hit enough homers. Can't wait for more!
Amber for her own Late Night Show - she has the sass, she has the class and, thanks to MeToo, I dont care if she has the ass. Genius
The Poison reference [chef's kiss]!
I love Amber so much. Must follow her on Twitter!!!
She needs her own show. Love her!!!
The best one yet
Very much enjoy these Amber clips 🤗
This may have been my favorite "Amber Says What". Rewatching it again in 2020.
‘...and I was like what?!’