Whoah, slow down, Slim! Seth still deserves to have his show! Amber should get the oppurtunity to have her OWN show, and craft it in her own hilarious and adorable image.
Yep - had a mental picture of lines of filing cabinets being wheeled out of the big house into waiting trucks. So based on that I'm not only white but damned old.
Because Seth's "break" is also the same chance for most, if not all of the show's staff to take their breaks. Even if Amber wanted to stay working she wouldn't have the staff necessary to create episodes of similar quality.
@@NZobservatory This isn't your local High School improv performance. They don't just turn up and perform a few jokes on the spot for an hour and go home. Ya need to get into the real world sometime lol.
DANNYonPC I was going to write the same comment! I don’t know if was just this one but it was really incredible how many different meanings she can get out of the same phrase.
This makes more sense to me because I legitimately thought the headline was more "Hasbro buys the records of death row inmates". Not that this is much better, but for a fill 2 minutes I thought Hasbro was branching out in the jail system.
I couldn't believe Amber was only 22 so I looked it up thinking she maybe around 30... It appears that what-saying genius woman is 40! She looks amazing!
Glad she's working on Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO with Ashley Nicole Black from Samantha Bee's show and Robin Thede from Larry Wilmore's old show...hmm, I'm noticing a pattern and I like it!
Why is the Salmon Cannon getting a resurgence? Please, please watch the 2015 Salmon Cannon video from Last Week Tonight, John Oliver hits so many celebrities in the face with salmon. Really. It's amazing.
I can attest to this fact. I work at several hatcheries and have seen people get hit by fish. It can mess you up pretty good. I have also worked with the guys at Whoosh Innovations and used their Salmon Cannon... Talk about a FUN day!
Amber is the most wonderful part of Late Night. Seth, you are terrific! You are my favorite host on all of late night TV! I think you are awesome! Amber is better. That's all I'm saying.
I haven't watched this yet. I just clicked and hit pause. I bet it will the best few minutes of my day. I bet I will hear Amber be amazing, and that she will make me laugh, and that I will momentarily be distracted from the rolling dumpster fire that is the US gov't, that is Brexit, that is a collapsing global environment, that is a failing global economy ... I bet those things will happen. I bet it will be nice in my head for a second. Man. I got mad expectations for a comedy video. I was right, though. Thanks, Amber.
This is for me without a doubt the best independent new commentary that is out there. Your comments are always well thought out and on point. I look forward to your postings each day. Please keep up the good work!!!
The Salmon Cannon is actually worth checking out, if you have a moment. (Also, why is everybody just now becoming aware of it? John Oliver had a thing about it over a year ago.)
when I see a new Amber video and I was like, “Whaaaaaaaatttttttt” 😆
Things
Have
Been
Crazy!
Seriously, how long are they gonna make Amber wait before they give the show to her? Shes already 22, people.
Whoah, slow down, Slim! Seth still deserves to have his show! Amber should get the oppurtunity to have her OWN show, and craft it in her own hilarious and adorable image.
@@lewiswood9286 no-one is fooled by your sock puppet account, Seth
You made me smile.
@Piltheser Thank god for that comma, my heart stopped for a second.
Forever. She's not funny. She's a joke 😂
they missed the opportunity for amber to fire a salmon at the dude at the end
YES!!!
That would have been perfect! It would have ended the beef immediately, with a healthier non-red-meat alternative
Most clever comment
god your brain is like. galaxy size
I’m so white, I assumed the title was literal and Hasbro bought documents from / of / pertaining to prisoners awaiting execution.
Lmao!!!!
Likewise.
Yep - had a mental picture of lines of filing cabinets being wheeled out of the big house into waiting trucks. So based on that I'm not only white but damned old.
I'm so white my thighs glow in the dark..... and same
Lol, you're not alone
My little pony with the thug life stamp had me laughing so hard.
me too!😂
My little homie, my little homie
i have to say, this was one of my favorite Amber Says What segments- i'm still chuckling.😂
Why wasn't Amber given the opportunity to fill in for Seth while he was away on his latest two-week vacation? Just think: _eleven months_ of Amber!
Cause she deserves a vacation too
@@b3z3jm3nny Nobody deserves that many vacations.
Because Seth's "break" is also the same chance for most, if not all of the show's staff to take their breaks. Even if Amber wanted to stay working she wouldn't have the staff necessary to create episodes of similar quality.
@@jamnana2235 That late night talk show three-days-per-week, two-weeks-per-month work schedule is a total killer. I don't know how they cope.
@@NZobservatory This isn't your local High School improv performance. They don't just turn up and perform a few jokes on the spot for an hour and go home. Ya need to get into the real world sometime lol.
Damn she has a lot of different ways to say what
impressive
DANNYonPC I was going to write the same comment! I don’t know if was just this one but it was really incredible how many different meanings she can get out of the same phrase.
"Black people didn't accidentally get Rights"
Thank you!
2Pac is not dead, he was working on his new album called 'My Little Pony Gun Will Kill You'.
Yeah I know this is a joke but...when does it drop?
My lil pony***
Gallop If Ya Hear Me
If you’re reading this, you’re awesome. That is all
Thank you you are awesome as well and please have a nice day.
Thank you man, you're awesome as well!
This makes more sense to me because I legitimately thought the headline was more "Hasbro buys the records of death row inmates". Not that this is much better, but for a fill 2 minutes I thought Hasbro was branching out in the jail system.
I'm glad I'm not the only one x-p lol
Give them a couple of years. Everything is trash
Amber used a meme correctly? She might actually be 22!
Respect for the Rosa Parks defense. (more, please?)
I was like, WHAT is that ring on Amber's jacket? And then Amber was like, whaaaaaaaat?
Lol😄😄👋🏽
"22 *whispers* plus 18." Black don't crack.
Literally had NO IDEA. Straight up just bought the 22 story, I can't even 😂
Just looked it up and couldn't believe it. She is a year older than I am, but looks 15 years younger.
She's just darned gorgeous - and smart and funny. Some people get all the luck ;)
I couldn't believe Amber was only 22 so I looked it up thinking she maybe around 30... It appears that what-saying genius woman is 40! She looks amazing!
M.M.E. V. , Wait, What? Amber is 40? 🤯😂
Glad she's working on Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO with Ashley Nicole Black from Samantha Bee's show and Robin Thede from Larry Wilmore's old show...hmm, I'm noticing a pattern and I like it!
Thank you for posting these videos early enough for those of us who have to go to bed. Amber I love you, you're the best
Just so people know, the salmon cannon was invented to bypass damns.
Well, dam!
Why is the Salmon Cannon getting a resurgence? Please, please watch the 2015 Salmon Cannon video from Last Week Tonight, John Oliver hits so many celebrities in the face with salmon. Really. It's amazing.
Alexis Conklin Wow I loved that segment and I thought that the Salmon Cannon was already a thing back then
I know! Wondering the exact same thing.
I've been thinking this exact thing! A lot of the people joking about it now were physically slapped by the original joke four years ago!
For the curious, here's the official video: ruclips.net/video/l9qA8c-E_oA/видео.html
Memories of a goldfish? 😏
This is my favorite segment, tied with A Closer Look. Best show in late night ❤️
I've been hit by a fish before... It did NOT make me like the guy who did it... It hurt and smelled bad... lol
Was it John Oliver?
ruclips.net/video/l9qA8c-E_oA/видео.html
Reminds me of Monty Pythons fish slapping dance 😂
I can attest to this fact. I work at several hatcheries and have seen people get hit by fish. It can mess you up pretty good.
I have also worked with the guys at Whoosh Innovations and used their Salmon Cannon... Talk about a FUN day!
@@swirvinbirds1971 If you made videos or took pics, post links here please.
Hasan's Patriot Act just featured it again
When I saw Amber talking about salmon cannon news that is 5 years old, I was like, "Whaaaaat?!"
Always well informed and well entertained after Amer Says What. 😄
You could see the cameraman guy struggling not to crack a smile. He really really wanted to laugh.
It’s 2 am and I should sleep, but I see Amber so I click
4am here
Amber is a star, and I love watching her shine.
The way Amber said "Hasbro" cracked me up.
I couldn't wait to see her..
What
This reminds me of the Key and Peele "okay" episode.
I've been waiting sooooooo long for the next ASW segment, but it was worth it. Love ya, Amber
That hard of hearing "What?" KILLED me
Google says you're 40... I don't think I can believe the internet on this one
baseless slander on a young and successful 22 year old
She said, "I'm 22...plus 18" in a whisper lol
She's 40!? She looks fantastic!
Amber says „I’m 22”
I say „whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???”
so i saw the notification for an ASW segment and I was like wwwhhhhaaatttt :3
WEEKLY AMBER PLEASE
This segment has become a highlight of the show for me. Amber is super endearing
This sounds like a sketch that Kel Mitchell would be doin in All That.
Amber is the most wonderful part of Late Night.
Seth, you are terrific! You are my favorite host on all of late night TV! I think you are awesome!
Amber is better.
That's all I'm saying.
AAAHHH!!!! AMBER!!!! I love these so much!!!!
😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
Whenever I see an Amber Says What video I click so fast that the laws of Physics say "Whaaaat?"
amber is the main reason I'm subscribed to this channel
Oh gosh I've missed you terribly.
I will never get tired of this bit.
kenny kept a straight face and i was like WHAAT??
the girl at 4:58 really said “👀”
you are the energy that every show needs
I have a...dream? Lmao. MORE Amber Says What please or someone give her a show already! I love her!
I'm waiting for the Snoop GI Joe
What you got something against Snoop little pony? ☝🏽
I was really expecting her to hit that guy with a salmon...
She smashed him with her fish after the show.
What?! No “chosen one”/“king of Israel” jokes! 😂
I just read the title, and I was like What!?
I love Amber so much! When’s she getting her own show??
I usually don’t find this segment funny but I’m glad I tuned in. This actually made me laugh
I haven't watched this yet. I just clicked and hit pause.
I bet it will the best few minutes of my day. I bet I will hear Amber be amazing, and that she will make me laugh, and that I will momentarily be distracted from the rolling dumpster fire that is the US gov't, that is Brexit, that is a collapsing global environment, that is a failing global economy ... I bet those things will happen. I bet it will be nice in my head for a second.
Man. I got mad expectations for a comedy video.
I was right, though. Thanks, Amber.
Came back to get me some Amber when I glimpsed her on an old K&P skit.
I loved the string gag. 😆
You are the best, Amber! I look forward to your segment on the show every time and I'm never disappointed! Love you!
only 22 and she is at this point in her career? Whaaaaaattttt? so successful and so young! get that show!
I actually had to go Google if she's actually 22 😂
..and ? Share your discovery
@@humanforotherhumans oh I should know better lol. She says she's 22, she's 22!
Omg so did I believed her though lol
You aren't alone.
And all the other 40 year-old women say "bless your heart!"
So I knew she was lying about being 22. But she’s actually 40? I thought she was early 30s at the oldest. Black really do not crack.
I want those Thug Life Glasses and also that Pony
This is for me without a doubt the best independent new commentary that is out there. Your comments are always well thought out and on point. I look forward to your postings each day. Please keep up the good work!!!
Hey I collected my little ponies when I was small...... WHAT...I love that joke!!!
I love Amber..... WHAT....... LOL 😂 😂😂 😂
I have been waiting for this!!!
"I was like, what's, ma motherfuckin nameee" 😊😊
At 4:30 How about instead of just segment she gets her own show! Love Amber!!!!
I hope Amber gets to ride Princess Makaveli to work every day. Then she could have two segments on the show!
OK, I lost it at her Hasbro/Death Row Records thing...
I read the title and was like...
What!
Yes! Amber's own segment! Yes! A thousand times yes!
Haha, always happy when you guys are back. Hope you had a good break.
I love this segment! 💕 ❤️ 💗
I don’t believe it. Who could have beef with Amber?
That Beefy Hunk of Hubba Hubba Kenny the Camera Assistant.
RIXRADvidz - /snicker
I thought "Chatty Amber" was very inventive, I want a whole segment in that persona.
I cannot stress this enough. Give. Amber. Her. Own. Show.
New Message says Why.... isn't this a weekly segment?
Camera Assistant Kenny, that's a Beefy Hunka Hubba Hubba Ding A LING!!!
Very impressed with coming up with so many different ways for “what”
Definitely my favorite Amber Says What!
Amber: It was HASBRO.
Me: What?
Salmon cannon was on Last week tonight with John Oliver back in 2014. Has to be able to the funniest things I've ever seen
Wow, didn’t realize how much I missed Seth in a suit!
I actually had to Google her age to be sure it wasn't a joke. I was surprised by the results
Made me smile the whole time, thank you Amber!
I went to wikipedia to change amber's bday to make her 22 and found out we have the same birthday!! What!? We're both 22!
Oh - I'e been missing "Amber Says What?"
She got me to say "what" out loud on that Hasbro story, seriously, what?!
I read the title of this vid, and when I saw, "Hasbro buys Death Row Records", I said "What?!?"
The Salmon Cannon is actually worth checking out, if you have a moment. (Also, why is everybody just now becoming aware of it? John Oliver had a thing about it over a year ago.)
Amber is a national treasure at only 22! What?!?!
This is one of the funniest amber says what
I LOVE Amber Says What. Most of the time it has me really LOLing
A coat with a built in doll's draw string is precious.
Go Am-ber ! GO AM-BER !
You go, Girl!
Ok.... All I want now are those sunglasses!
Every time I see her she makes me smile. She's great.
22 is old? Writing my will full of fortunes
Salmon Cannon sounds like a doomsday weapon invented by Vector!