He's definitely done a great job about making points against religion without offending religious people themselves, just extremists, but I still think that this is hugely credited to his fanbase :D
@@MsQassis Aww, lol....I've never seen someone to say "agree to agree"; you know, 'cause it's always "agreed to disagree." Really awesome that so many ppl on here are rational level-headed kind types.
JoJokster _ Seriously, God isn't even helping at all, he's kinda useless. Just believe in your own ability, not the blessings of a god who doesn't care.
You know what is the worst part of this, this atheist guy can understand God a lot better than most of the faithful people I know. Like seriously, I am a theist and the number 1 reason I hate being around a lot of theist people, is that there is always a group of assholes telling you that God totally supports their own selfish ideas. Do you think the whole trend of putting a stupid made-up quote over a picture of Alber Einstein or any other celebrity (that have never said such a thing) is new? People have been using this for hundreds of years with God.
@Deseo Synergy Lol, there is such thing as objective truth. Meaning things aren't just right for me and wrong for you, it is either right or wrong entirely. And God is not those things. Simple.
The last time in the bible someone used religion for their own selfish purposes, Jesus wrecked a market in anger. The market was overcharging poor people in a church. God thinks *_YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO EACH OTHER, AND STOP BEING SELFISH, GREEDY PRICKS!!!_* What part of "love thy neighbour" is unclear? It doesn't matter if they're a samaratan or a jew or a gay guy or a black dude or a young woman, or a non-binary, or someone who's confused about their gender identity, or a furry, or a bdsm dom, or an atheist, or a venezuelan, or a Pakistani, or a buddhist, or a conspiracy theorist so wracked by paranoia they occasionally look at you with sheer terror, or just a total butthead, or a condescending member of not your political party, or a naturist, or a weed enthusiast, or an apiary specialist, or a homeless dude, or named frank, George, sally, todd, geraldine, frederick, or even bartholomew or Nebuchadnezzar. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY IT, BUT GOD WANTS YOU TO BE KIND TO WHOEVER YOU COME ACROSS. IT'S THAT FORKING SIMPLE. STOP USING GOD AS AN EXCUSE.
Anyone else surprised that like 90% of the comments here are rational and valid conversations as opposed to screaming obscenities and religion-bashing?
Let's not place us all in the same box. I just love Voltaire and his music. I also tend to like sorts of metal, and bands like Meinhard and Blutengel or Nachtmähr. On the other side, I'm a Roman Catholic. There are normal folk among our "ranks" who can think/see past the box. Sadly, there are not enough.
As a person of faith, I absolutely love this song. It's not so much bashing religion as it is bashing the jackasses who use it to justify their actions. Personally, I despise people like that. If God wants you to do anything, it's to be accepting to others, be they man, woman, straight, gay, or any ethnicity or faith.
Timmy, while I agree with your moral values you're still just pushing them onto God. _"If God wants you to do anything, it's"_ You know what God thinks?
+Toxic Melon. His comment had a positive message, but it wasn't rational. It's great that Timmy believes in equality, but it's a mistake for him to just assume God must agree with him. In fact it's the same mistake people with less positive messages are making, simply fitting God to their own ideas.
Nay children do not worship me I am just preacher of the good word... ALL HAIL THE GREAT PIE MASTER MUAHAHAHAHA *pause for evil laughter* ehm just kidding pie to all amen
A Catholic priest was talking to a group of school children. He told them all people matter, and that they could learn from anybody, young or old. A young girl asked the priest what they could learn from Atheists. The priest smiled and told her that Atheists held the most important lesson. He explained that because Atheists followed no God, they had nobody telling them to do good things. They didn't believe they were promised anything after death, regardless of good or evil. Therefore, when they saw an Atheist doing a kind act, they were doing it directly from the bottom of their hearts, and that was a beautiful lesson, to learn to be kind not because of God, or Heaven, but from your own heart.
A priest told me that you could only be a good believer if you were tought as a child. I answered, so unless you're properly indoctrinated as a child, religion makes no common sense? I got a painfull smile but no answer. And I said, Thank you, your silence says it all.
Nice! This has got to be Voltaire's most biting commentary I've seen. It just straight up says that people will always use (their) god to justify their own hateful and cruel beliefs, but if god existed to see it he'd say " You're all a disappointing waste of life and space." Thumbs up.
daniel santiago May you be touched by his Noodley Appendages. Let us partake in the sacred prayer, "Meatball, Meatball, spaghetti underneath! Ravioli, Rigatoni, Noodles and beef!" RAmen.
Alexander Thunder We are all blessed but to eat is be, and to be is to eat. Dine on His flesh, dress as a pirate to fight global warming, and most of all preach the most sacred word, ARGH!
Thus saith me, Eloh Shaddai(GOD Almighty), "For the deity Adam(mankind) did make himself a multiune being, thus he is a many, and as such Adam can kill Adam or Adam Save Adam, for if Adam does not unite he will die, So be united O Adam and live."
It kind of nails each religion that goes too far pretty well. I like that. To me saying that bit doesn't and shouldn't define oneself or their actions. I like that. XD
+Madkingpervy Good on you! If more religious people were like you (understanding that just because you do it in the name of god doesn't make it right) we would be in a much better position right now.
....in some cases its good....but in most its not so good. unfortunatley....among the good cases is war.....you may disagree....but if you thought like me. or saw what i thought, you would know why.
I love the way Voltaire sings calmly, and when you see the lyrics you say "Wow, did he sang all this ?", my mum just passed me by and I tried something, and when I was listening to death metal really loud she scolded me, but when I was listening to this she didn't even cared
not to mention it shows just how much every religion and even people in the same religion have contradiction in what they claim as part of what God says.
The saddest thing is that people think that what believers say is what Gods say. So some random pope said that if you aren't Christian you go to hell, and uneducated people went on to believe it, then uneducated atheist believed it is in the bible.
@@kirbywarpstar2782 I've been in a group of Buddhists where they fervently argued whether Buddha would have supported this or that many a time. None of them were really thinking for themselves, just trying to understand what Buddha would have wanted and inferring that meant it was what everyone should adhere to. It's not a philosophy. That concept came from the West watering down Buddhist concepts for mass appeal. It's a religion with holy scriptures, supernatural beliefs, an afterlife, temples, corrupt organizations, and terrorists.
I always come back to this song as a refresher when ever I see people that preach about acceptance and kindness spew the most hateful venom at everyone and everything
That last line is the most correct things i've heard on the internet in years. Our minds are god, our minds are the devil, and the only true lord is the human consciousness.
those who run away from accepting a more correct view of reality in the name of devotion, stupidity or any other weakness....and are stuck in their point of view, but still think they are wise you know, while instead the world left them behind already. Religion is a powerful tool to control people's heart and soul but there so many other "traps" out there, as much as needed to control us all, and let no one slip by...they think
I like the fact the it bashes all extremists of any (or no) denomination of faith. It is bashing the bigots using and abusing their beliefs/nonbeliefs. It is incredibly refreshing.
***** Nah, God Thinks would be fitting. If we're phrasing Lucifer as the good guy (which he totally fucking is in all reality. He's killed 1/10000000000 out of the people god's offed) we may as well point out the shits who judge him and use God as an excuse. It could fit in with enough relevant context beforehand.
***** Satan killed around ten people. God drowned everybody. God sent people to slaughter entire cities and rape their female virgins for having a different religion. God's worse.
I love Voltaire not only because of the fact that he's using the name of the French Philosopher Voltaire who was the god of free speech (like this Voltaire is) and he's all funny and cheery and jokey about the stuff he sings about but in reality it's actually very serious topics that need to be addressed
my point exactly, why would the current hypocritical religious order receive any different treatment? Jesus is fine with sinners, his problem is with people who claim to serve him and do horrible things.
I was sharing the "god thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment: quote with an acquaintance a few years back and hereplied something along the lines of "well they are pretty average during games these days" All Blacks is the name the New Zealand rugby team.
I love this song. I was skeptical the first time I clicked to listen because I am a Christian myself and then I realized what it was. This song is amazing.
Hey, guys! Why not, instead of wondering the REWARDS and PURPOSE of being good, why not just be good for the sake of being good? Don't you all think that the arguments about WHY we're good and what'll HAPPEN if we're good is causing an OPPOSITE REACTION of what we're all trying to say? Who gives a fuck, just do what makes you happy and accept whatever happens, and change if it's a detriment to your health, social life or otherwise. Also, I find it ironic how Christians say "Treat others as you would want them to treat you", yet when some hear someone is an atheist, that rule just goes right out the window, with the Christian badmouthing Atheism, yet when the Atheist brings up a counter-argument, the Christian gets all pissed about "Freedom of Speech", which is a pretty abused law nowadays. Freedom of Speech isn't a free pass for you to bitch at others, and they have no right to counterattack, in fact, they have MORE of a right to counterattack. Also, tell me if this sounds right, "You're doing good things for the wrong reasons." In some situations, that might work, but if there are two people who both have wives, two kids, and are doing pretty well for themselves, they're both living a good life. It doesn't matter what they enjoy or believe in. If they're happy, they're happy. Now you can say I have no right telling you how to live your life. I refer to you to "Freedom of Speech." I will listen, but if you're just going to spout crap about how my life sucks because I don't believe in any god, then I think you're wasting your life worrying about people you don't know jack shit about's life.
I Agree with you personally I don't care about what others think or say because hey my life not there if I mess up then ill take the blame for my actions.
i am a christian. but people give me the wrong look when i tell them that god is a douchebag. did they ever took a GOOD look at the bible? it said that god murdered entire civilizations because they used the ´´free will`` to be evil, and i put ´´free will`` in quotations because that is so much bullshit. if god know everything, and many christians and even priests say that god can see the future... it means that the future cannot be changed, so, when he placed the forbiben fruit in eden, he KNEW we were going to take it. he just wanted an excuse to trow us away. and last, dante´s inferno. if the book is correct, god sent to hell a man whose only sin was to not belive in god (but he was a good person). and he died BEFORE JESUS WAS BORN. making it impossible to know the christianism. i belive in god, i belive in jesus, and i belive in dante´s inferno´s book. so i belive that god IS, A, DOUCHEBAG PS: for all the grammar nazis out there, if you can correct a word, then you could understand it. and if you understand it THERE IS NO REASON TO CHANGE ANYTHING!
humanity by it's very nature selfish. we need motivation to do anything. dante's inferno is basically a very well written fanfiction for the bible. according to many priests i've spoken to it's reliable only to a certain degree, the wiping of civilizations was in the old testament, essentially a watered down version of the Jewish bible. also to know the future doesn't mean to know the exact course, only every possible outcome, there's a reason why catholic priests preach against beliefs such as destiny and fate.
Totally agree. I will say I don't give two fucks what religion someone worships but I have an issue with it when they use their religion as a reason to hurt and discriminate against others. Like how because people say god hates homosexuality we have this stupid fucking stigma in this country against the LGTB community that denies people of a same sex relationship in many areas to be wed thus limiting their freedoms and rights. And it also interferes with other rights as well like an Indian woman in Ireland who needed to get an abortion because the baby was dying inside of her and it was going to kill her. That should be an allowed abortion because the baby is gonna die anyways. right? Well according to the catholic politicians and board of medicine there, the baby's life was more important and so the hospital we not permitted to abort a child that was going to die anyways which cost the woman her life. Religion should be a thing that unifies people, yet all it does in reality is separate us and makes us fight with each other.
Wow when I was younger I loved this song because it's Voltaire and he's never made a bad song this is still true but, coming back to this song as an adult seeing and growing to understand the culture of those who practice my religion and the way I've seen them treat me for being a little different and the way I've seen them treat others around me this song is really powerful I kind of already said it but great work Voltaire
Your clarification of the song (which is awesome may I add. Nice one Voltaire) restores my faith in humanity once more. The truth you speak (or type) proves good people do exist. : )
I think it's fairly obvious we all come to our own morality and political views independent of our religions, or lack thereof, and those who use God to defend their views are just projecting what they came up with on their own onto their ideal master of morality. It's pretty simple. If you hate homosexuals, you're gonna hate them whether or not you believe in god. If you hate liberals, you're gonna hate them whether or not you believe in a god. Etc. Etc. In the long run, using your god to justify what you think is right or wrong is the equivalent of saying, "Well dad says I'm right so hah." That didn't work when we were kids, it doesn't work now.
"Well dad says I'm right so hah." yes it didn't work, but we were sure about it and didn't bother to think otherwise, because it was beneficial to us, just like a religion
and i'm not even an atheist :D there might be a god, but i don't think we need any religion to worship it/him/her nowadays... then again, humanity is fucked up, so don't mind me :'DD
Bullshit. Explain why every Islamic theocracy is extremely oppressive toward women/homosexuals, while all secular republics grant them freedom and tolerance?
I don't know of many secular republics. But if you mean the united states, I think you're going to have a hard time explaining that homosexuals and women aren't oppressed.
Love this song!!! Not only does it reveal how fucked up most "religious" people are, it also has great music to compliment the lyrics :) I am a Christian, but I don't judge others cause I ain't fucking perfect. I'm just me and I don't try to shove my belief down someone's throat cause everyone is entitled to their own opinions/beliefs.
And Voltaire is fucking amazing for having the balls to stand up and sing about what most people are thinking on a day-to-day basis that won't stand up and say themselves.
I'm a spiritualist and been learning Buddhism. Honestly I had a great laugh with this cause It's true. I do believe we are all one and everything and people do use this "GOD" to get what they want and feel comfort in their horrific n' odd ways. A lot of people have lost their common sense for some damn reason and can't think for themselves. But those who do think for themselves are majorly materialistic and or a big narcissist. Sooner or later peace will be a thing hopefully. Anyways, I enjoyed the video. Made my day real quick! :D
Personally, I am an Atheist. But for this, I'm going to pretend I believe in God. People are using God's name for one of the Seven Deadly Sins: Greed. Thanking Him whenever things go their way and blaming Satan when shit hits the fan (pardon my language). However, there are a couple things people are forgetting. They say that God has a plan for everyone. Well, what's His plan for all those starving, sickly frail Africans whose numbers are in the thousands, at least? And...if He has a plan for everyone, why do Christians look both ways before crossing the road?
@@Vampiyyr There's a fine line between testing and putting your faith blindly in something. I believe that not looking before crossing the road is clearly the latter. If you cannot trust your deity, you are no Christian.
You should watch those vids of the catholic priests holding snakes up to themselves and messing with them claiming they will be safe because god will protect them. then they get the shit bit out of them.
Samarai416 love this song, thanks for the clarification in the link at the top. Took it for what it was from the first time I heard it (coming to love Voltaire), but just really enjoyed what you had to say
Dude it's alright that your an atheist just don't stop believing in Love and Compassion as long you believe in those than that's alright man, peace be with you
Ya know, as an atheist, as long as you believe in love and compassion, and don’t try to force your beliefs on me, I have no quarrel with you. It’s nice to hear people who think the same way
Every person in this world is free to believe in something or not. God thinks we are intelligent creatures with their own free will, capable to make good or bad decisions. On the other hand, people think they are allowed to speak in god`s name while acting like angry animals out of the cage and doing nothing to help the ones in need. I`m a christian and i think God is love. That`s all.
Heaven awaits each one's soul your mother can't take u to heaven salvation is personal people ✨ because each eye shall see him no one shall miss his face dead living or who every one will see him
Like whenever an accident happens where some people die and some people don't. The families of those that survive are always thanking God. For what? Killing another human that wasn't related to you and make their family sad? If God was so good, he wouldn't let the accident happen in the first place. It'd be like "Thank God I made it across the road safely" when there are no cars in sight. That said, I am a Christian, albeit a more sceptic one. I believe that God is an idea, a concept and that we draw strength from it when we need it, when we need something to be bigger than ourselves. You can go through your entire life without needing it and some may need it more than others. It's really valuable to some people and that is fine, I don't want to devalue it. Once in my life there was a short moment I believed. After my grandmother past away I saw a pure white dove. It's the only one I have ever seen and I have not seen one since. I want to believe that it appeared to let me know that she had reunited with grandpa on the other side because deep down, I need to believe that. That said, it was an interesting song. 😄
My favorite story of lucifer. God sends Lucy into the garden and tells him to tempt Adam and Eve.( yes I know that the snake is not lucifer but hear me out.) lucifer gets to close to the forbidden knowledge and by accident gain a sense of free will. Lucifer sees how god is not always right or good, but thinks that being more like god would bring them closer together. Eventually they grow distant and god punishes lucifer by sending him to earth to be with his other mistakes and gives lucifer dominion of the earth. Soon Lucifer finds out that things aren't going so well in earth, he thinks we are squandering our gift, following one person and not even thinking about it. He then realizes there is nothing he can do and sits back giving up on the world. Lucifer being sent here, hell not really being the after life earth being hell. And everyone dies and comes back to earth, born again. Everyone gets a little taste of heaven every once and a while, and a dose of hell every once and a while. Meaning we should all strive to leave this world for the better, a world we would want to be born into again.
I thinks it was a Reddit story, or a creepy pasta sort of thing. All I remember is that it was set in a bar, where a random guy meets a woman, and she dumps everything about god and creation to him out of boredom and frustration. Whether he believes it is not the point, it’s just a way to vent for Lucifer. I recommend either listening or reading the entire odyssey to the west album by slice the cake. Every song in order. Westward bound I think is what it’s called. It a little over an hour all songs combined. But if you can find just the lyrics from start to finish even just reading it is pretty good. Personally I read along with the lyrics as best I can.
O.O Holy shit, that is one of the smartest things I've ever seen on RUclips...I'm printing your comment out and framing it; it's too fucking smart. That way I can just point at it whenever someone tries to tell me how great their religion is. :3 You're super smart.
if god did exist,i think the diestic veiw probly has the best explaination for it,like why would a all powerful entity give a shit about humans,its like the lovecraft aproach,the gods of lovecraft are just so beyond us that they dont really give a shit if we died or not.thats my veiw if said god existed
'Tis too much proved that with devotion’s visage and pious action we do sugar o'er the devil himself. - Polonius (Hamlet) Shakespeare did it first. As always. I do enjoy Voltaire.
I believe Voltaire is pissed at those who use God as an excuse so they don't have to take responsibility for their actions.
you don't say....
he isn't the only one pissed at those religious nutjobs.
Big Mamita true lol
I love this song and I completely agree with the message of it
Nailed it like the Romans.
"Never trust a man who puts his own words in the mouth of God"
Words to live by.
That as well as so many other parts of this song have stuck with me for so many years now
Congrats Voltaire, you wrote a song where 95% of the comments are rational and not hateful or defending a religion by claiming what "God thinks". ;)
He's definitely done a great job about making points against religion without offending religious people themselves, just extremists, but I still think that this is hugely credited to his fanbase :D
@@Verbindungsfehle agree to agree
God approves of this song 🙌🙌
@@MsQassis
Aww, lol....I've never seen someone to say "agree to agree"; you know, 'cause it's always "agreed to disagree."
Really awesome that so many ppl on here are rational level-headed kind types.
Ohohoho I'm not sure of that...but whatever. Let's not ruin the """wholesome""" vibes lol.
"God is a liberal!"
"God is a democrat!"
"God wants you to vote republican!"
I love this song.
Gladdie what you mean is god loves this song🙂
is this how Donald Trump became president?
Im not even lieing when i read that while hearing it, i was just vibeing to that lol
Implying that those are three seperate things
Ahead of its time
This song: People who use gods name for there own agenda are dick heads
Me:yep
Naah. Not all of humanity. Just the part where we have to compete.
Nooo... all of it
JoJokster _ Seriously, God isn't even helping at all, he's kinda useless. Just believe in your own ability, not the blessings of a god who doesn't care.
JoJokster _ n
You know what is the worst part of this, this atheist guy can understand God a lot better than most of the faithful people I know. Like seriously, I am a theist and the number 1 reason I hate being around a lot of theist people, is that there is always a group of assholes telling you that God totally supports their own selfish ideas. Do you think the whole trend of putting a stupid made-up quote over a picture of Alber Einstein or any other celebrity (that have never said such a thing) is new? People have been using this for hundreds of years with God.
Voltaire isn't an atheist he's agnostic
it has been 2years late but you yourself denied some truth
I don't get it, the singer literally said "God is neither good nor bad, God is you and I". Pretty off statement.
@Deseo Synergy Lol, there is such thing as objective truth. Meaning things aren't just right for me and wrong for you, it is either right or wrong entirely. And God is not those things. Simple.
The last time in the bible someone used religion for their own selfish purposes, Jesus wrecked a market in anger. The market was overcharging poor people in a church. God thinks *_YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO EACH OTHER, AND STOP BEING SELFISH, GREEDY PRICKS!!!_*
What part of "love thy neighbour" is unclear? It doesn't matter if they're a samaratan or a jew or a gay guy or a black dude or a young woman, or a non-binary, or someone who's confused about their gender identity, or a furry, or a bdsm dom, or an atheist, or a venezuelan, or a Pakistani, or a buddhist, or a conspiracy theorist so wracked by paranoia they occasionally look at you with sheer terror, or just a total butthead, or a condescending member of not your political party, or a naturist, or a weed enthusiast, or an apiary specialist, or a homeless dude, or named frank, George, sally, todd, geraldine, frederick, or even bartholomew or Nebuchadnezzar.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY IT, BUT GOD WANTS YOU TO BE KIND TO WHOEVER YOU COME ACROSS.
IT'S THAT FORKING SIMPLE. STOP USING GOD AS AN EXCUSE.
Anyone else surprised that like 90% of the comments here are rational and valid conversations as opposed to screaming obscenities and religion-bashing?
I know it amazing!
It's miraculous!
i think religious people just stopped trying to bash voltaire it doesn't end well for them
Connor Tyler this changed my life 3 years ago
Let's not place us all in the same box. I just love Voltaire and his music. I also tend to like sorts of metal, and bands like Meinhard and Blutengel or Nachtmähr. On the other side, I'm a Roman Catholic.
There are normal folk among our "ranks" who can think/see past the box. Sadly, there are not enough.
“My problem isn’t with God, it’s his fan club” - I forget who
Wasn't it george carlin?
Yes it was Carlin
Lol true
God has the worst and most obnoxious Stan club of all time
God is nature....
As a person of faith, I absolutely love this song. It's not so much bashing religion as it is bashing the jackasses who use it to justify their actions. Personally, I despise people like that. If God wants you to do anything, it's to be accepting to others, be they man, woman, straight, gay, or any ethnicity or faith.
Timmy Reobed, this is one one of
Timmy Reobed (ignore that), this is one of the most rational things I have read so far. :)
Timmy, while I agree with your moral values you're still just pushing them onto God.
_"If God wants you to do anything, it's"_ You know what God thinks?
+Toxic Melon. His comment had a positive message, but it wasn't rational. It's great that Timmy believes in equality, but it's a mistake for him to just assume God must agree with him. In fact it's the same mistake people with less positive messages are making, simply fitting God to their own ideas.
8bitpineapple
Except that accepting other people and their beliefs is, you know, one of the commandments. "Love your neighbor as you would yourself."
God thinks pie is delicious and we should all have some
todd suriano Can't argue to that.
+todd suriano Todd Suriano is the new God.
Nay children do not worship me I am just preacher of the good word... ALL HAIL THE GREAT PIE MASTER MUAHAHAHAHA *pause for evil laughter* ehm just kidding pie to all amen
Morgan freeman approved
Morgan freeman approved
A Catholic priest was talking to a group of school children. He told them all people matter, and that they could learn from anybody, young or old.
A young girl asked the priest what they could learn from Atheists.
The priest smiled and told her that Atheists held the most important lesson. He explained that because Atheists followed no God, they had nobody telling them to do good things. They didn't believe they were promised anything after death, regardless of good or evil. Therefore, when they saw an Atheist doing a kind act, they were doing it directly from the bottom of their hearts, and that was a beautiful lesson, to learn to be kind not because of God, or Heaven, but from your own heart.
Beautiful, dude. Now if only we can get them to actually say and think that.
Reading that genuinely brought a tear to my eye I don't know when exactly you wrote this comment but thank you very much
A priest told me that you could only be a good believer if you were tought as a child. I answered, so unless you're properly indoctrinated as a child, religion makes no common sense? I got a painfull smile but no answer. And I said, Thank you, your silence says it all.
Meanwhile some of the theist say to me my kindness doesnt matter and is wrong because you can only good deeds in hope of salvation.
I like the way u think....just don't think outloud. In certain company
Nice! This has got to be Voltaire's most biting commentary I've seen. It just straight up says that people will always use (their) god to justify their own hateful and cruel beliefs, but if god existed to see it he'd say " You're all a disappointing waste of life and space." Thumbs up.
TheJadedEagle try his song dead.
God: you’re a bad game of sims
@@ruttsuco.804 damn it I was going to comment that
the Flying Spaghetti Monster approves this message
daniel santiago May you be touched by his Noodley Appendages.
Let us partake in the sacred prayer,
"Meatball, Meatball,
spaghetti underneath!
Ravioli, Rigatoni,
Noodles and beef!"
RAmen.
Jacob Kuchavik Your Flying-ness, please, bless me with the sauce of life too!
Alexander Thunder We are all blessed but to eat is be, and to be is to eat. Dine on His flesh, dress as a pirate to fight global warming, and most of all preach the most sacred word, ARGH!
ARGH!!!
Jacob Kuchavik Argh!
Voltaire has balls for writing this. XD
Nevertheless, I think this is a great song.
He shouldn't have to. People should never be reprimanded for telling the truth about a big problem.
Olivia Gordon Controversial song indeed, but the message of it can't be more true ;)
Olivia Gordon sniffs it brought a tear to my eye this song is so beautiful id blast it everywhere i go
Jon Adams That might not be such a good idea considering some of the lyrics.
Ezra Block which lyrics??
What (or indeed whether) God thinks, is not the issue.
The problem is that humans don't think.
+devon eagle That is the gist of the song.
+devon eagle
Your comment is evidence of this.
Thus saith me, Eloh Shaddai(GOD Almighty), "For the deity Adam(mankind) did make himself a multiune being, thus he is a many, and as such Adam can kill Adam or Adam Save Adam, for if Adam does not unite he will die, So be united O Adam and live."
aye, they think to much
zero
Too true. Too true
This song describes Westboro Baptist Church in a nutshell
yes it does.
It kind of nails each religion that goes too far pretty well. I like that. To me saying that bit doesn't and shouldn't define oneself or their actions. I like that. XD
I'd like to play this song outside Westboro as loud as possible.
You mean all churches
Not really. It describes all theistic hypocrites, no matter which.
This what Goth music is all about. Introspective lyrics reflected through taboos, superstitious, and/or death. Long live Voltaire!
BimaMusisi but... Their not goth
@@zetcake3322 voltaire is goth he's said it and has been told it so therefore he is goth
I respect Volataire even more now, from before.
This song is amazingly accurate some people don't get it though
Thank you what I am assuming is a fellow atheist, correct me if I'm wrong.
ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gear Head You don't have to be an atheist to understand this.
Gear Head No I'm agnostic
PunkyGrace Yeah, but...your emoticon..is the symbol for anarchy...
I think i know what god is thinking, and i'm sure you can all agree with this, he's thinking: "STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING!!!"
i like that lol
Akoran Brighteye Yeah, I just wouldn't have created an evil snake.
Isn't you saying this you doing exactly what you were saying god was thinking?
make sense of that
i know but i'm not preaching it
Ohhh... the irony.
you know....voltaire is right. im catholic and shit....i admit it. we have done terrible things in the name of "god".
+Madkingpervy yas SO FIX UR GOD DAMN MISTAKES AND APOLGIZE TO SATAN FOR BLAMING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
......wow.....fuck you.
+chrissy Jones why should he fix something that he didn't do.
+Madkingpervy Good on you! If more religious people were like you (understanding that just because you do it in the name of god doesn't make it right) we would be in a much better position right now.
....in some cases its good....but in most its not so good. unfortunatley....among the good cases is war.....you may disagree....but if you thought like me. or saw what i thought, you would know why.
I love the way Voltaire sings calmly, and when you see the lyrics you say "Wow, did he sang all this ?", my mum just passed me by and I tried something, and when I was listening to death metal really loud she scolded me, but when I was listening to this she didn't even cared
not to mention it shows just how much every religion and even people in the same religion have contradiction in what they claim as part of what God says.
The saddest thing is that people think that what believers say is what Gods say. So some random pope said that if you aren't Christian you go to hell, and uneducated people went on to believe it, then uneducated atheist believed it is in the bible.
Not every religion just to most know ones but Buddhism
kirby warpstar Buddhism is only kind of a religion anyway... Some Buddhists see it as simply a philosophy, others views it religiously...
@@RealmRabbit To be fair, buddhism has some pretty inteligent philosophical arguments when you see past the religious nonsense.
@@kirbywarpstar2782 I've been in a group of Buddhists where they fervently argued whether Buddha would have supported this or that many a time. None of them were really thinking for themselves, just trying to understand what Buddha would have wanted and inferring that meant it was what everyone should adhere to.
It's not a philosophy. That concept came from the West watering down Buddhist concepts for mass appeal. It's a religion with holy scriptures, supernatural beliefs, an afterlife, temples, corrupt organizations, and terrorists.
"God thinks you're an idiot"
Man, he's smarter than I gave him credit for
-_-
God thinks we should stop labeling each other and be fucking nice
Fuck off atheist.
Oh, shut up and enjoy the lovely song.
ahahah nice and easy
God thinks that would get boring really quickly.
Susan Adkins It's called being Canadian. TRY IT SOME TIME!
ah voltaire... good morals in the songs that couldn't be used as a ringtone in church. i'm a stirct christain and i approve this song.
The basic message of this song is: Shots fired...
I was gonna give this a like, but it's on 69.
@@archerestarcher now its 74,
*fuck*
I always come back to this song as a refresher when ever I see people that preach about acceptance and kindness spew the most hateful venom at everyone and everything
That last line is the most correct things i've heard on the internet in years. Our minds are god, our minds are the devil, and the only true lord is the human consciousness.
I played this at a church one time... not my best decision...
It’s been three years but I need to know
RIP jhesmond bautista
Died because they played this at church.
I know I'm 4 years late but I wanna know the rest of the story
I am curious to how that went but not too curious.
There's no story he made it up lol
It's almost funny how people still need to be told that this song isn't a bashing of Christianity.
no, this song is bashing any extremist followers of any god and all religions.
those who run away from accepting a more correct view of reality in the name of devotion, stupidity or any other weakness....and are stuck in their point of view, but still think they are wise you know, while instead the world left them behind already. Religion is a powerful tool to control people's heart and soul but there so many other "traps" out there, as much as needed to control us all, and let no one slip by...they think
I am Christian and I know this isn't a bashing of my religion
I like the fact the it bashes all extremists of any (or no) denomination of faith. It is bashing the bigots using and abusing their beliefs/nonbeliefs. It is incredibly refreshing.
Have you heard Dead by Voltaire? I'm pretty sure he's bashing on all theists tbh
God thinks, this song is awesome, and god thinks,,,
we should love a possum.
You tried. :P
+blarg2429 it's the absolute truth
it is so awesome
Opossum would've worked better.
+Anomalous Buzzom would also have worked
Almost Human and God Thinks would make excellent additions in a musical about Lucifer.
And having both of them sung by him would be interesting.
who says it can't be though.
***** Nah, God Thinks would be fitting. If we're phrasing Lucifer as the good guy (which he totally fucking is in all reality. He's killed 1/10000000000 out of the people god's offed) we may as well point out the shits who judge him and use God as an excuse. It could fit in with enough relevant context beforehand.
TrueFriends HelpMoveBodies true, but he isn't exactly the good guy, since he is an incarnation of sin, just saying
***** Satan killed around ten people.
God drowned everybody. God sent people to slaughter entire cities and rape their female virgins for having a different religion.
God's worse.
I love Voltaire not only because of the fact that he's using the name of the French Philosopher Voltaire who was the god of free speech (like this Voltaire is) and he's all funny and cheery and jokey about the stuff he sings about but in reality it's actually very serious topics that need to be addressed
Voltaire is his middle name actually
Perhaps named after the philosopher
If god came to earth the people he'd probably have the biggest problem with are those who say they follow him and commit horrible things in his name.
+EvilBakaCat Uhm, that's what DOES happen in the new testament. Jesus heavily critiscised the pharisees.
my point exactly, why would the current hypocritical religious order receive any different treatment? Jesus is fine with sinners, his problem is with people who claim to serve him and do horrible things.
He actually flips his shit on them at one point for trying to make a profit off of people in need of sacrificial lambs.
At first he/she/it must be careful where to land and how to present him/her/itself or he/she/it gets hunted down the same for "prophets".
I was sharing the "god thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment: quote with an acquaintance a few years back and hereplied something along the lines of "well they are pretty average during games these days"
All Blacks is the name the New Zealand rugby team.
They had is in the first half, not gonna lie
the truth has been finaly told !
+pantherflambee yas yas yas!!!
I just realized this dude roasted every god in “Existance”
Christian here. I personally love this song. It really touches a vital issue in my mind.
10 flipping years... 10 years since I first herd this song, and I'm still listening.
God prefers an atheist, because an atheist won't act in god's name. Atheism is pretty good, guys.
heinekencobra I said atheism is pretty good. I didn't say atheists are good. Just quoted the song yo
jrhomer100 Agreed.
jrhomer100 but sometimes their assholes., like telling people god doesn't exist after hearing someone mention god once
Zet Cake we really can be assholes. I hope most of the atheists aren't like that.
@@zetcake3322 yeah it's true tho
Voltaire should run on tv and radios. Their songs are just gold. ;)
Who is here in 2018 and REAL sad at how appropriate this song is STILL?
I love this song. I was skeptical the first time I clicked to listen because I am a Christian myself and then I realized what it was. This song is amazing.
Hey, guys! Why not, instead of wondering the REWARDS and PURPOSE of being good, why not just be good for the sake of being good? Don't you all think that the arguments about WHY we're good and what'll HAPPEN if we're good is causing an OPPOSITE REACTION of what we're all trying to say?
Who gives a fuck, just do what makes you happy and accept whatever happens, and change if it's a detriment to your health, social life or otherwise.
Also, I find it ironic how Christians say "Treat others as you would want them to treat you", yet when some hear someone is an atheist, that rule just goes right out the window, with the Christian badmouthing Atheism, yet when the Atheist brings up a counter-argument, the Christian gets all pissed about "Freedom of Speech", which is a pretty abused law nowadays. Freedom of Speech isn't a free pass for you to bitch at others, and they have no right to counterattack, in fact, they have MORE of a right to counterattack. Also, tell me if this sounds right, "You're doing good things for the wrong reasons." In some situations, that might work, but if there are two people who both have wives, two kids, and are doing pretty well for themselves, they're both living a good life. It doesn't matter what they enjoy or believe in. If they're happy, they're happy.
Now you can say I have no right telling you how to live your life. I refer to you to "Freedom of Speech." I will listen, but if you're just going to spout crap about how my life sucks because I don't believe in any god, then I think you're wasting your life worrying about people you don't know jack shit about's life.
I Agree with you personally I don't care about what others think or say because hey my life not there if I mess up then ill take the blame for my actions.
i am a christian. but people give me the wrong look when i tell them that god is a douchebag.
did they ever took a GOOD look at the bible?
it said that god murdered entire civilizations because they used the ´´free will``
to be evil, and i put ´´free will`` in quotations because that is so much bullshit.
if god know everything, and many christians and even priests say that god can see the future... it means that the future cannot be changed, so, when he placed the forbiben fruit in eden, he KNEW we were going to take it.
he just wanted an excuse to trow us away.
and last, dante´s inferno.
if the book is correct, god sent to hell a man whose only sin was to not belive in god (but he was a good person).
and he died BEFORE JESUS WAS BORN. making it impossible to know the christianism.
i belive in god, i belive in jesus, and i belive in dante´s inferno´s book.
so i belive that god IS, A, DOUCHEBAG
PS: for all the grammar nazis out there, if you can correct a word, then you could understand it. and if you understand it THERE IS NO REASON TO CHANGE ANYTHING!
nicolas moron Ditto
humanity by it's very nature selfish. we need motivation to do anything. dante's inferno is basically a very well written fanfiction for the bible. according to many priests i've spoken to it's reliable only to a certain degree, the wiping of civilizations was in the old testament, essentially a watered down version of the Jewish bible. also to know the future doesn't mean to know the exact course, only every possible outcome, there's a reason why catholic priests preach against beliefs such as destiny and fate.
Totally agree. I will say I don't give two fucks what religion someone worships but I have an issue with it when they use their religion as a reason to hurt and discriminate against others. Like how because people say god hates homosexuality we have this stupid fucking stigma in this country against the LGTB community that denies people of a same sex relationship in many areas to be wed thus limiting their freedoms and rights. And it also interferes with other rights as well like an Indian woman in Ireland who needed to get an abortion because the baby was dying inside of her and it was going to kill her. That should be an allowed abortion because the baby is gonna die anyways. right? Well according to the catholic politicians and board of medicine there, the baby's life was more important and so the hospital we not permitted to abort a child that was going to die anyways which cost the woman her life. Religion should be a thing that unifies people, yet all it does in reality is separate us and makes us fight with each other.
Best part
"God thinks you're an idiot"
Wow when I was younger I loved this song because it's Voltaire and he's never made a bad song this is still true but, coming back to this song as an adult seeing and growing to understand the culture of those who practice my religion and the way I've seen them treat me for being a little different and the way I've seen them treat others around me this song is really powerful I kind of already said it but great work Voltaire
Your clarification of the song (which is awesome may I add. Nice one Voltaire) restores my faith in humanity once more. The truth you speak (or type) proves good people do exist. : )
I'm loving this. The lyrics are sharp as a dagger. And I believe he's absolutly right. They should play this on the radio.
I think it's fairly obvious we all come to our own morality and political views independent of our religions, or lack thereof, and those who use God to defend their views are just projecting what they came up with on their own onto their ideal master of morality. It's pretty simple. If you hate homosexuals, you're gonna hate them whether or not you believe in god. If you hate liberals, you're gonna hate them whether or not you believe in a god. Etc. Etc.
In the long run, using your god to justify what you think is right or wrong is the equivalent of saying, "Well dad says I'm right so hah." That didn't work when we were kids, it doesn't work now.
"Well dad says I'm right so hah."
yes it didn't work, but we were sure about it and didn't bother to think otherwise, because it was beneficial to us, just like a religion
Maelgeron lol atheist party over here.
and i'm not even an atheist :D
there might be a god, but i don't think we need any religion to worship it/him/her nowadays... then again, humanity is fucked up, so don't mind me :'DD
Bullshit. Explain why every Islamic theocracy is extremely oppressive toward women/homosexuals, while all secular republics grant them freedom and tolerance?
I don't know of many secular republics.
But if you mean the united states, I think you're going to have a hard time explaining that homosexuals and women aren't oppressed.
I'm totally going to sing this sing in church next week.
How'd it go?
+Aegis No response, they were stoned
please tell me you actually did it
AND WITH HIS SWORD IN MY HAND, I SAY, “THE BLASPHEMER, SHALL... BE... STONED!!!” -The priest of the backwater gospel
Love this song!!! Not only does it reveal how fucked up most "religious" people are, it also has great music to compliment the lyrics :)
I am a Christian, but I don't judge others cause I ain't fucking perfect. I'm just me and I don't try to shove my belief down someone's throat cause everyone is entitled to their own opinions/beliefs.
And Voltaire is fucking amazing for having the balls to stand up and sing about what most people are thinking on a day-to-day basis that won't stand up and say themselves.
More relevant than ever.
Indeed.
Even more so in 2019
Even more so in 2020
I'm a spiritualist and been learning Buddhism. Honestly I had a great laugh with this cause It's true. I do believe we are all one and everything and people do use this "GOD" to get what they want and feel comfort in their horrific n' odd ways. A lot of people have lost their common sense for some damn reason and can't think for themselves. But those who do think for themselves are majorly materialistic and or a big narcissist. Sooner or later peace will be a thing hopefully. Anyways, I enjoyed the video. Made my day real quick! :D
2010, How did I just stumble upon this song
Interesting,really interesting.
Humanity is a waste of flesh i totally agree.
Woo-wee them are some sharp edges on your comment
Isnt hating your own kind being misantrope? :D
Back Up I live in a country about to start a civil war,no one thinks that just for fun.
blarg2429
I don't give two shits about someones emotional whining and will not cater to it.
Rafael Patrón
Oh yeah? Which country?
Back Up Alright then.
This song is amazing I have seen Voltaire 4 times in concert now and he never fails to understand exactly how I feel about things!
Personally, I am an Atheist. But for this, I'm going to pretend I believe in God.
People are using God's name for one of the Seven Deadly Sins: Greed. Thanking Him whenever things go their way and blaming Satan when shit hits the fan (pardon my language). However, there are a couple things people are forgetting.
They say that God has a plan for everyone. Well, what's His plan for all those starving, sickly frail Africans whose numbers are in the thousands, at least?
And...if He has a plan for everyone, why do Christians look both ways before crossing the road?
This people, is a rare instance of somebody that can properly use the Queen's English. Bravo good man, I tip my to you.
Also Atheists aren't stupid.
Bonderito the reason we look both ways is because although we believe in a god, we don’t expect him to save us if we do stupid crap.
I agree with almost all of this but for the last part:
That would be testing god, which the bible says not to do.
@@Vampiyyr There's a fine line between testing and putting your faith blindly in something. I believe that not looking before crossing the road is clearly the latter. If you cannot trust your deity, you are no Christian.
You should watch those vids of the catholic priests holding snakes up to themselves and messing with them claiming they will be safe because god will protect them.
then they get the shit bit out of them.
I'm a Christian, and I understand and like the point this song makes.
I'm an Atheist, and I understand and like the point this song makes.
Have your faith or beliefs, live life. Everyone's just a little bit of an embarrassing asshole doind as they do. XD
Samarai416 love this song, thanks for the clarification in the link at the top. Took it for what it was from the first time I heard it (coming to love Voltaire), but just really enjoyed what you had to say
I love how this is aimed at hypocrites and liars instead of those who are actually faithful.
TheBrainandBrawn it doesn’t exclude those who are faithful though ( not saying that’s what you implied )
This song doesn’t put God in a box and doesn’t label God, that makes this a masterpiece
Every reason why I’m an Atheist in a Christian family in one song!
Also I kind of want to show this to a church and see the reaction
lol Voltaire just gained even more respect with this song. Keep it up man 👍👍👍👍
Ultimate plot twist Voltaire is God and this is his way of telling everyone to shut up.
I would laugh a lot
Plot twist there is a bit of god in everyone
If Voltaire is God then Almost Human is him trying to reach out to his estranged son
This is pretty fantastic. Message behind it is pretty good.
everyone else is talking politics and religion while I'm freaking out that this is the guy who wrote songs for Billy and Mandy
It's a winner!
definitely in my top 10 favorite songs, for so many reasons
Got a church ad on this lmao
Never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of God and says it's absolute truth - nice one
and in all that i forgot the most important part >.<
thank you voltair for yet another awesome song...plz keep up the awesome work ^.^
"Tak does not require that we think of Him, only that we think."
"I need no axe to be a dwarf, nor do I need to hate trolls. What kind of creature defines itself by hatred?"
Happy May 25th!!
Dude it's alright that your an atheist just don't stop believing in Love and Compassion as long you believe in those than that's alright man, peace be with you
Ya know, as an atheist, as long as you believe in love and compassion, and don’t try to force your beliefs on me, I have no quarrel with you. It’s nice to hear people who think the same way
Atheists aren't asking for your permission to exist.
Loved this song since it first came out. Just as useful and inspiring in 2024
Every person in this world is free to believe in something or not. God thinks we are intelligent creatures with their own free will, capable to make good or bad decisions. On the other hand, people think they are allowed to speak in god`s name while acting like angry animals out of the cage and doing nothing to help the ones in need. I`m a christian and i think God is love. That`s all.
But... Shrek is love... Shrek is god!
So,,, umn,,,, Is the entire Bible & Quran & etc... ,,, a group of documents, written by men, claiming to know what God thinks ?
Woooow, I officially love and am obsessed with this band now 3 songs later and finding this. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love.
I'm Christian, but I respect everyone and have no problem with anyone's opinion as long as they don't try to push it off on me or insult my religion
Yeah, like, what part of "love thy neighbour" do hateful religious folk not understand?
So you attack those discriminated against and try to convert them?
To be honest, this speaks a lot of truth.
Your also as right as rain.
Favorite video to link anytime someone tries to to use God to bash someone else. It never fails to piss them off XD
I could have used this song when my mother would force me to go to church with her
Heaven awaits each one's soul your mother can't take u to heaven salvation is personal people ✨ because each eye shall see him no one shall miss his face dead living or who every one will see him
Like whenever an accident happens where some people die and some people don't. The families of those that survive are always thanking God.
For what? Killing another human that wasn't related to you and make their family sad?
If God was so good, he wouldn't let the accident happen in the first place. It'd be like "Thank God I made it across the road safely" when there are no cars in sight.
That said, I am a Christian, albeit a more sceptic one. I believe that God is an idea, a concept and that we draw strength from it when we need it, when we need something to be bigger than ourselves. You can go through your entire life without needing it and some may need it more than others. It's really valuable to some people and that is fine, I don't want to devalue it.
Once in my life there was a short moment I believed. After my grandmother past away I saw a pure white dove. It's the only one I have ever seen and I have not seen one since. I want to believe that it appeared to let me know that she had reunited with grandpa on the other side because deep down, I need to believe that.
That said, it was an interesting song. 😄
Each of his songs is awesome. I'm addicted.
I am not taking advise from the fly in my soup, from the pebble in my shoe, from the pea beneath my bed, from the bump on every head
So how many victims do you have on your account? Since you're a bigot
My favorite story of lucifer. God sends Lucy into the garden and tells him to tempt Adam and Eve.( yes I know that the snake is not lucifer but hear me out.) lucifer gets to close to the forbidden knowledge and by accident gain a sense of free will. Lucifer sees how god is not always right or good, but thinks that being more like god would bring them closer together. Eventually they grow distant and god punishes lucifer by sending him to earth to be with his other mistakes and gives lucifer dominion of the earth. Soon Lucifer finds out that things aren't going so well in earth, he thinks we are squandering our gift, following one person and not even thinking about it. He then realizes there is nothing he can do and sits back giving up on the world. Lucifer being sent here, hell not really being the after life earth being hell. And everyone dies and comes back to earth, born again. Everyone gets a little taste of heaven every once and a while, and a dose of hell every once and a while. Meaning we should all strive to leave this world for the better, a world we would want to be born into again.
This is good
where is this story from?
I thinks it was a Reddit story, or a creepy pasta sort of thing. All I remember is that it was set in a bar, where a random guy meets a woman, and she dumps everything about god and creation to him out of boredom and frustration. Whether he believes it is not the point, it’s just a way to vent for Lucifer.
I recommend either listening or reading the entire odyssey to the west album by slice the cake. Every song in order.
Westward bound I think is what it’s called. It a little over an hour all songs combined. But if you can find just the lyrics from start to finish even just reading it is pretty good.
Personally I read along with the lyrics as best I can.
Now this has become my favorite song. This song is so mind opening , its awesome.
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Satan seems a lot more chill than god when you think about it
I have had this song in my head for 3 days straight.
This song just popped in my head 5 years later lol.
God thinks we should all chill out and think critically.
New favorite "worship" song anyone?
I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard while listening to a song! Good job Voltaire!
People should act and live good for the sake of others, not for some fictional being.
I practice Vampirism
O.O Holy shit, that is one of the smartest things I've ever seen on RUclips...I'm printing your comment out and framing it; it's too fucking smart. That way I can just point at it whenever someone tries to tell me how great their religion is. :3 You're super smart.
After this, Voltaire went to Hell, in a Handbasket.
HA!
He should have stopped singing those Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil, Evil Songs)
YESSS
if god did exist,i think the diestic veiw probly has the best explaination for it,like why would a all powerful entity give a shit about humans,its like the lovecraft aproach,the gods of lovecraft are just so beyond us that they dont really give a shit if we died or not.thats my veiw if said god existed
Same
Are you five or just illiterate?
If they don't have any desires, what even makes think of them as alive???
Amazing! Thank you for the upload!!!
'Tis too much proved that with devotion’s visage and pious action we do sugar o'er the devil himself.
- Polonius (Hamlet)
Shakespeare did it first. As always.
I do enjoy Voltaire.