@@thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978 In RL, yes. I don't know if Daybreaker takes showers at all. I mean, she has a fire mane and tail. She is the SUN. Luna would be the type to take showers.
I’m the figure in the dark, I’m the man that goes berserk, I’m the demon in your dreams, I’m the terror in your screams. Oh it’s so easy when your evil, The feeling to feel so free, Even the devil invites me for tea, I do it all cause I’m evil, So the next time you see me, I swear I’ll be your final tears and pleas. ~Violin plays~
"When the Devil is too busy... And Death's a bit too much... They call on me, by name you see! For my special touch!" The perfect lines for an Evil Rogue.
i'm the sickness in your gut, when you eat too much I'm the sense of dreed you have in bed i'm the knocking in the wall, i'm the neighbor who killed your dog i'm the man in your head, telling you that you should be dead
"To the gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune, To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize" Alrighty, can we just hold up real quick and appreciate how WELL that line was written?
I thought this song would go great as Count Olaf's theme song. If you don't know he is the villan in A Series of Unfortunate Events which is a book series by lemony snicket
*listens to this song on repeat when in reality I'm the type of girl who literally gets embarrassed when her family gets angry at fast-food employees for mixing up our order* Ahaha I'm so evil
Its not evil to hurt fast food workers, its just cruel. It brings no joy to you, its those that deserve it, or have just a few too many good days. Not fast food workers getting paid mininum wage and having more bad days than good. Youre evil, now go pop a kids balloon
Is it just me or does this sound like it would make a great tango? For some reason, I picture a tango between the villain and the heroine of any story.
@@RabbitGoBrrr mine is the exact same way, the wiring is all exposed but it works fine. If i try to charge my phone on most other chargers tho, it doesn't work!
When people think of chaos, they think of wild fever dreams, distorted colours, or meaningless babble. To me, chaos is the orchestrated set of events that result in a *bad day*
@Anton Babani Haha. Forgot I wrote this. I was thinking about how the worst things in my life always start small. A stubbed toe, or butter than just won't spread, puts me in a bad mood for the rest of the day and bad things keep happening.
I'm the facemask that always slips off I'm the random need to cough I'm taste of food after brushing your teeth I'm the the lack of a crunch when you step on a leaf
Yes Sir, every word I wrote above is true. She left me after 22 years of the most intense and close relationship I had imagined in my life; after ten months of deep melancholy, I felt my heart beating for another woman and I instantly stopped to feel the sorrow.
I love how Miss Fortune and Sir Prize are a double irony thing Miss Fortune: good! but misfortune as well, bad. Sir Prize: good! a prize! but surprise: no, probably not good.
I'm the guy who puts Pineapple on your non Pineapple Pizza. I'm the guy who drives slow down your street at 2am playing loud music. I'm the guy who closes the Elevator as you ask to keep it open. I'm the guy who turns cereal boxes and cans on their sides. I know I'm evil after all I got you to read this. I hope you forget about the Lego brick and D20 you're about to step on.
Voltaire needs to make a stage musical. Not sure about what it would be about, but with his musical and storytelling skills I just know it would be amazing.
Them: And no one loves you when you're evil Me a person who always falls in love with villains and evil characters whether it be from games or Anime: Liar
Ironically enough, there is a good chance that only a few villains would identify to this song. Like they say, "villains are the heroes of their own stories".
When zoroark's not in galar and grimmsnarl's a bit too much And you need a decent dark type That don't need no sucker punch To the psychics I'm a phobia To the ghosts I am demise But call for me by any name I got dark pulse, snarl, and throat spray I'm the cutiefly in your soup I'm the dwebble in your shoe The hypno by your bed itching to get in your head I'm the unnecessary crit The shiny killed within one hit cubone's mother long since died and I'm the reason why Oh it's so easy when your thievul this is the life you see giritina tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm thievul and I do it all for free whatever to achieve my victory While there's trainers to make sad while there's berries to be had while I may not learn trick I still remain cunning and slick I'll be there I'll be waiting at rout 7 life's a game I'm glad I'm in it ever since I was a nickit Oh it's so easy when your thievul this is the life you see giritina tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm thievul and I do it all for free whatever to achieve my victory
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark-type. And I promise on my F.E.A.R Soul. To do as i am told, Lord Yveltal has never seen a Mon like me, who not only does his job, but does it happily. 2:30
I'm your foe's crit earthquake I'm the banettes in the hall knowing hypnosis and dream eater I'm far worse than team skull I'm the honnedge in your back my color scheme red and black I'm Mina's messed up art Defeatist, truant, and slow start Oh it's so easy when your thievul this is the life you see giritina tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm thievul and I do it all for free whatever to achieve my victory
I like how theres two jokes in the "Miss Fortune" and "Sir Prize" titles; 1.) The obvious wordplay on misfortune and surprise. 2.) The fact that many evil people and characters like the Devil try to portray themselves as charming bringers of fortune and prizes, when in reality; SURprise, they bring you MISfortune.
I'm the rusty nail you stepped on. I'm the fire on your lawn. I'm the wasp nest in your car. I'm the poison in every cigar I'm the tar you're stuck in. I'm the reason for every sin. I'm the fear in your heart that tears your world apart.
The Walking Dead...Remind me ALL the characters that dies even when you make good choices that COULD have saved them? There was the Clem fake out death...Kenny and Lee dies no matter WHAT you do...
This song helps my anxiety go away, and calms me down. I love this song. I listen to this song every day. A couple times a day. I always sing along to it as well.
I think of this song when I think of my Welsh teacher.... He doesn't care about your friendship -_- "Sir Are getting a test in this?" OH YOU JUST REMINDED ME, YES Dammit Max, Max wtf! Max he forgot dammit I DIDN'T KNOW! Does sir break up the insults Hell no, let the name calling flow
I’m the sneeze that shits your pants, I’m the pineapple on your pizza, I’m the false school cancellation in the email, I’m the clog that backs up into your drain, I’m the scratch on your disk, I’m the mosquito on you when you sleep, I’m the doddler in the fast lane on the highway.
Aazoth Of the Jungle ...I'm so confused right now... It was a reference to Game Grumps, and I thought you mentioned the crab from their Zelda playthrough xD
For a long time I assumed that by 'When your evil' He meant it in the normal sense, of someone who's evil. However actually piecing it with the Lyrics, I think he's being literal. I think this isn't just supposed to be a really evil person, but rather the literal abstract concept of Evil, tormenting humanity.
As a spiritualist belonging to Sufi Order of Chishtiya Qadirriyya who has 20 years of experience of fighting the forces of evil having fought the house of iblees/satan directly multiple times, I testify this song is a perfect depiction of the house of satan
I'm the homework you forgot. I'm the broken mail slot. I'm the eyelash in your eyes. I'm the stich in your side. I'm the hiccup in your chest. I'm the hair in your vest. I'm the thirst when you sleep. I'm the pain when you weep.
• When the Devil is too busy • And Death's a bit too much • They call on me by name you see, • For my special touch. • To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune • To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize • But call me by any name • Any way it's all the same • • I'm the fly in your soup • I'm the pebble in your shoe • I'm the demon in your bed • I'm a bump on every head • I'm the peel on which you slip • I'm a pin in every hip • I'm the thorn in your side • Makes you wriggle and writhe And it's so easy when you're evil • This is the life, you see • The Devil tips his hat to me • I do it all because I'm evil • And I do it all for free • Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need • • While there's children to make sad • While there's candy to be had • while there's pockets left to pick • While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs • I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner • It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it • 'Cause there's one born every minute • And it's so easy when you're evil • This is the life, you see • The Devil tips his hat to me • I do it all because I'm evil • And I do it all for free • Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need • • I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark • And I promise on my damned soul • To do as I am told, Beelzebub • Has never seen a soldier quite like me • Not only does his job, but does it happily. • • I'm the fear that keeps you awake • I'm the shadows on the wall • I'm the monsters they become • I'm the nightmare in your skull • I'm a dagger in your back • An extra turn upon the rack • I'm the quivering of your heart • A stabbing pain, a sudden start. • • And it's so easy when you're evil • This is the life, you see • The Devil tips his hat to me • I do it all because I'm evil • And I do it all for free • Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need • And I do it all for free • Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need • And I do it all for free • Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need • • It gets so lonely being evil • What I'd do to see a smile • Even for a little while • And no one loves you when you're evil • I'm lying through my teeth! • Your tears are all the company I need
I'm the crack on the condom I'm the doctor saying you'll be mom I'm the complication in your aborption I'm the germ on the scalpel I'm the seed sending you to hell
I love how the song starts as ranting about annoying things, such as rocks in a shoe, but as it progresses, it starts to mention actual evil things.
This sounds like the theme song of someone destined to do evil, and just accepts it, preferring not to fight fate.
Really I can only think of the Devil but this guy only shows up when he's too busy so I got nothing
+Dreamer511 freddy kruger
+Dreamer511 Mr. Hyde?
+Dreamer511 Or Malphas. He seems the most logical.
+Dreamer511 M.night shamalan? Justin bieber? The guy who invented Lenny face?
Being evil has never sounded like so much fun.
Ikr
When did it not sound fun?
Being evil is so fun!
It’s always fun..
Oh, yes, it did!
I'm the shampoo bottle that falls when your in the shower and the rest of you're house is asleep.
who takes a shower when everyone’s asleep
@@oceanman7176 is it not normal? I do it so that everyone leaves me alone and isn't trying to knock and stuff
@@oceanman7176 Ummm.....ME?!?!?!?!?
@@ScourgeIsBestVillain YOU?!
@@thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978 In RL, yes. I don't know if Daybreaker takes showers at all. I mean, she has a fire mane and tail. She is the SUN. Luna would be the type to take showers.
I'm the homework you suddenly remember at eleven pm on a Sunday.
@@Reichsritter same bro
Good thing it’s summer break!
we meet again, homeowork
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MONSTER !
I'm the Lego on the floor,
I'm the gum on the door,
I'm the nail in the board you meet,
I'm the cramp in your feet.
y-you MONSTER!
For a second I thought it was _gun_ not gum.
*EITHERWAY IT'LL STILL WORK (CRACKS SHOTGUN)*
I’m the figure in the dark,
I’m the man that goes berserk,
I’m the demon in your dreams,
I’m the terror in your screams.
Oh it’s so easy when your evil,
The feeling to feel so free,
Even the devil invites me for tea,
I do it all cause I’m evil,
So the next time you see me,
I swear I’ll be your final tears and pleas.
~Violin plays~
İts gave me the goosebumps🥶
"Miss fortune."
"Sir prize."
Take my like and get out of my face
I didn't notice the second one until you said it
@@kawaiiwitch4975 I didn’t notice either...
Hey I cant undrestand that part can you explain me?
Edit:I think I understand now misfortune and surprize right?
@@questionmark521 mmhm!
@@questionmark521 yep!
"When the Devil is too busy... And Death's a bit too much... They call on me, by name you see! For my special touch!"
The perfect lines for an Evil Rogue.
I’m the 0.01% of germs that the hand sanitizer can’t remove
It's not that it doesn't it is that it can't
Angel zxre well your in luck superbugs are on the rise. why you may ask? It’s quite simple, over prescriptions of antibiotics.
Well,speaking from 2020,that didn't age well 🤣
Nico Karnbach
Yeah lmao 😂
This just got a whole new meaning😅
I'm the lego under your feet
Natalie Gutsmiedl
Slow down Satan no need to get too evil
Are you from Double Hell?
Good lord, sir/madam! Have some decency! How could a being, having a conscience or no, stoop to such levels?!
Bad day
YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE EVIL!
I'm the anxiety about nothing that hits you while you're having a good day
i'm the sickness in your gut, when you eat too much
I'm the sense of dreed you have in bed
i'm the knocking in the wall, i'm the neighbor who killed your dog
i'm the man in your head, telling you that you should be dead
Oh that is too relatable
@@Bread-O5-3 Very.
Song Lyric: And no one loves you when you're Evil...
Fangirls *(Including me):* Allow us to introduce ourselves!
Underrated comment
@@skittlesmurders8917 Thank you 😊
Yes, I agree 200%
👏👏👏
Thank you
"To the gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune, To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize" Alrighty, can we just hold up real quick and appreciate how WELL that line was written?
yeah
I love how on their own Prize and Fortune are good things,but then when they add Miss and Sir it instantly changes the meaning.
it took me five stupid years to figure it out
GreyedInterests please enlighten me
"Surprise" is Sir Prize. "Misfortune" is Miss Fortune. Sneaky sneaky
I can't be the only one who thinks this could be the perfect choice for a disney villain song
Camilo Garcia Ylasaari youre not I feel the same way
I thought this song would go great as Count Olaf's theme song. If you don't know he is the villan in A Series of Unfortunate Events which is a book series by lemony snicket
Nathan Tincher I know count olaf and he would seem pretty perfect for this song :)
Camilo Garcia Ylasaari i think the same thing
that would be perfect!
I once went into a church during service and pretended to be posessed. Scared everyone so bad they ran out
I only caught one believer I met on the streets with that trick! TwT
You are admirably evil.
@@MadMomo666 i think your a fuckin' liar but it's ok because this song is great
You my good sir/ma’am, are truly evil XD
I NEED TO HEAR THE FULL STORY 😭
Niiiiiiiiiicccccccce
IM THE ENTIRE FRICKIN YEAR OF 2020
Edit: how did I start a political war?
Sounds about right-
Oh yes 🤣
And then some
Calm down tho
Yeah it didn't get much better... But hey, America elected a qualified candidate at least!!
I’m your favorite show that gets canceled on a cliffhanger.
i'm the horror game that scares object terror printer after he got grounded after he yelled at mlp pinkie pie
*cough* Wander Over Yonder
JFC please stop doing that
clone high
AAAAAAAAA
wait, the lyrics are in comic sans,
truly evil
This is undertale illominote confirmed 😱
Now I'm hearing Sans' voice noise to the fecking song.....
Then again it was 9 years ago.
😂😂😂
@@almostsatan6653 I'll risk getting wooshed, but it's because comic sans is a universally hated font
*listens to this song on repeat when in reality I'm the type of girl who literally gets embarrassed when her family gets angry at fast-food employees for mixing up our order*
Ahaha I'm so evil
Mood
Wonderland Sweetheart Relatable.
Meeeeeeee
Its not evil to hurt fast food workers, its just cruel. It brings no joy to you, its those that deserve it, or have just a few too many good days. Not fast food workers getting paid mininum wage and having more bad days than good. Youre evil, now go pop a kids balloon
There is a certain difference between being evil and a jackass
Me: *cries when something cute is around me and can’t hurt a fly*
Also me: And it’s so easy when you’re evil!!!
Is it just me or does this sound like it would make a great tango? For some reason, I picture a tango between the villain and the heroine of any story.
me 2
Or the hero
I'm totally up for a gay villian, not gonna lie
+cadel_solo same
cadel_solo I’m cool with that too. :)
Something Reaver and the Hero from Fable would do 😂 I really hope someone knows what I'm talking about
I'm the phone charger that only works when angled a certain way.
Oh my Jesus fucking Christ this is relatable
@@RabbitGoBrrr mine is the exact same way, the wiring is all exposed but it works fine. If i try to charge my phone on most other chargers tho, it doesn't work!
Same but with headphones
@@bluegloriousgames The agony we suffer through when that happens...
You monster..
I’m the person litsening to evil songs while scrolling through comment
same
I'm the one who leaves "Hello? Hey whatsup?" as their voicemail.
Okay...That's pretty evil...
"hey that was a pretty good song"
* glances at comments *
"huh, would you look at that, it just got a thousand times better"
EVIL
@@Braindamagedpotato no, i am evil. I have screwed with the perfect balance of likes. Come at me.
@@acatonachair1162 525 likes, just as it should be
666 likes haha!
@@itsa.a.w4837 bruh
I am the corner of the table you always bump your hip into
CURSE YOU .
:^))))
Leviathan!Laura Braginskaya WHOA EASY THERE SATAN SLOW YOUR ROLL
I'm the flip to the bird
so your the corner i always aggressively hump when i get drunk?
When people think of chaos, they think of wild fever dreams, distorted colours, or meaningless babble.
To me, chaos is the orchestrated set of events that result in a *bad day*
@Anton Babani Haha. Forgot I wrote this.
I was thinking about how the worst things in my life always start small. A stubbed toe, or butter than just won't spread, puts me in a bad mood for the rest of the day and bad things keep happening.
The most relatable thing. I have one of those every day
That in no way qualifies as chaos, but I can still relate.
My kid said this sounds like a Disney villain song. I said Ha Ha, you're right! Kids are so perceptive and funny!
Why this is not a Disney Villain?
Because Voltaire that's why!
Bit dark for Disney, ain't it?
Tell that to Nega Duck
I am the one who ruined your 69 >:)
what? no disney? what is it then?
A lyric he should add, "I'm that sock that slides off in your boots."
I did feel that one..
What kind of socks are you wearing? Never had one do that, of course I wear tube socks like an old man
That used to happen a lot. But now don't wear socks with boots, my feet do get a bit hurt tho but pain is better than life
The itch on the bottom of your foot that you cant get cuz youre wearing shoes you cant slip on and off
Accurate 😂😂😂
“No one loves you when you’re evil”
Have ever been in a fandom before?
😂😂💯
@Patrick Cossack I mean mood
@Patrick Cossack
What?
@Patrick Cossack
What?
@@yakultis
what?
This fellas. Is TRUE Chaotic Evil.
yes
Indeed
I'm that eyelash in your eye,
I'm that chaffing on your thigh,
I'm that clogging in your sink,
I'm that fart that really stinks... lol
Holy shit lmao, underrated comment
That...was actually really good
Now you're going to inspire Voltaire to make, when you're evil, part 2! I need to get him over here lol!
I'm the facemask that always slips off
I'm the random need to cough
I'm taste of food after brushing your teeth
I'm the the lack of a crunch when you step on a leaf
I'm the 100% loading screen that is still ironically not loading.
The true evil of Today...
Oh heyell nah!
Nice Dementia icon!
you are truly fukin evil ewe
Good one.
I'm the grease that jumps out of the pan at you when you're making bacon.
dmgemini162 wat
Yes Sir, every word I wrote above is true. She left me after 22 years of the most intense and close relationship I had imagined in my life; after ten months of deep melancholy, I felt my heart beating for another woman and I instantly stopped to feel the sorrow.
Making bacon?
dmgemini162 Blood Bacon?
My favorite!
DogMechanic
I'm the romantic fanfiction about two characters who hate each other and are already dating other people.
Perfection
Jeff The Killer x Jane basically
Cus
Uh
Jane is a married lesbian,
And Jeff obvi. is in a relationship with his knife
That Fox Named Blu
i’m the person who brings creepypasta into other conversaions
That Fox Named Blu Jane is married or are you shipping her with someone?
Shes cannonly married (original story where she was an adult set after Jeff by the government or something like that). Her wife's name is Mary
Make a petition to make this song national anthem of 2020's decade.
Where do I sign? 😂
I'm the crappy wifi connection that keeps shutting down.
BETTY NOIR
This is my wifi
HAAAAAAH!!! THAT HAPPENS TO ME OCCASIONALLY!!!
That happened to me last night.
I've got that
I'm the advertisement without a skip button.
I'm the viral video you hate, and that people won't shut up about.
I'm the mandatory update on your PC.
*EVILLL*
YEAH! MARK RUFFALO, HUH? *god you’re evil...*
I was you 1k like, you're welcome
And automatic flashplayer update
You evil bastard.
I love how Miss Fortune and Sir Prize are a double irony thing
Miss Fortune: good! but misfortune as well, bad.
Sir Prize: good! a prize! but surprise: no, probably not good.
Never noticed that. Thanks for pointing that out
@@LightningShade12 Eh not really
I’m the man that makes a “karaoke” version of a song but doesn’t include any lyrics
D E A R G O D
@@meaziedoesstuff7570 i'm the one who eats the last piece of pizza without asking
@@EdibleFuture You monster!
i'm the snooze alarm that never rings
i'm the broken mattress spring
I'm the Water Temple to your life
i'm the boss that brings you strife
***** u good with rhymes m8
they're great
I'm that little line of dust that won't go in the dustpan
I cant believe you done this
What curse have you brought to our land
when you have the clean the end hall and you get told to do it again because of that dAmn line.
I'm the gal that don't want your likes to be an even number
RUclips: Our videos aren't evil.
Satan: Hold my beer.
I'm the guy who puts Pineapple on your non Pineapple Pizza.
I'm the guy who drives slow down your street at 2am playing loud music.
I'm the guy who closes the Elevator as you ask to keep it open.
I'm the guy who turns cereal boxes and cans on their sides.
I know I'm evil after all I got you to read this. I hope you forget about the Lego brick and D20 you're about to step on.
😂😂😂
I know right I hate when someone adds pineapples to my mayo-pear pizza
WTF? mayo, pears, and pineapple on pizza? Have you no soul? I honestly think my taste buds would commit suicide.
@@lazarus5993 but they'd come back to life like Lazarus himself
D20 isn't too bad, ever stepped on a D4? I did, in the middle of night after returning from the toilet.
These are the best types of villains: the ones that are pure evil, but that you can't help but love
IKR
Lorne Malvo and Ramsay Bolton: allow us to introduce ourselves
Mephiles The Dark from Sonic The Hedgehog.
Handsome Jack (Borderlands), Frieza (Dragonball), Ridley (Metroid) and Hades (Kid icarus: uprising)
DIO Brando!
Voltaire needs to make a stage musical. Not sure about what it would be about, but with his musical and storytelling skills I just know it would be amazing.
Jekyll and Hyde
Them: And no one loves you when you're evil
Me a person who always falls in love with villains and evil characters whether it be from games or Anime: Liar
i don't think whoever wrote this song has ever heard of fandom XD
oh the shame 😩😢 😔
Same here
Big Jack Horner's favorite song.
Definetely
SHUT UP THAT'S SO TRUE
I'm the sound that keeps you up,
I'm the crash of a cup,
I'm the shuffle in the grass,
I'm your reflection in glass.
Oof
Ouch
Damn, that hurt
just , ouch
Sh!t, people are still reading this? Lol!
Ironically enough, there is a good chance that only a few villains would identify to this song. Like they say, "villains are the heroes of their own stories".
It's always the victors that write history. So if the victor thinks themself a hero, then the loser is the villian.
And vice versa.
+Lord south That's kinda what I'm thinking...
+Lord south batman doesn't know if he's good. he hurts people, is that what a good guy does? but he does it for justice. but does that make it just?
what do you mean what?
When zoroark's not in galar
and grimmsnarl's a bit too much
And you need a decent dark type
That don't need no sucker punch
To the psychics I'm a phobia
To the ghosts I am demise
But call for me by any name
I got dark pulse, snarl, and throat spray
I'm the cutiefly in your soup
I'm the dwebble in your shoe
The hypno by your bed
itching to get in your head
I'm the unnecessary crit
The shiny killed within one hit
cubone's mother long since died
and I'm the reason why
Oh it's so easy when your thievul
this is the life you see
giritina tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm thievul
and I do it all for free
whatever to achieve my victory
While there's trainers to make sad
while there's berries to be had
while I may not learn trick
I still remain cunning and slick
I'll be there
I'll be waiting at rout 7
life's a game I'm glad I'm in it
ever since I was a nickit
Oh it's so easy when your thievul
this is the life you see
giritina tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm thievul
and I do it all for free
whatever to achieve my victory
Wtf? I don't understand
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark-type. And I promise on my F.E.A.R Soul.
To do as i am told, Lord Yveltal has never seen a Mon like me, who not only does his job, but does it happily. 2:30
I'm your foe's crit earthquake
I'm the banettes in the hall
knowing hypnosis and dream eater
I'm far worse than team skull
I'm the honnedge in your back
my color scheme red and black
I'm Mina's messed up art
Defeatist, truant, and slow start
Oh it's so easy when your thievul
this is the life you see
giritina tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm thievul
and I do it all for free
whatever to achieve my victory
@@futurepsilon I take it you're not familiar with Pokemon.
@@deadlydingus1138 is it okay if I make a weavil version?
I’m the phone that dies quickly, but stays at 1% for hours
Nothing screams evil more than red comic sans.
LOL
True that.
😁😁😁
Ok that got a giggle.
Vina no red wing dings
Voltaire needs to voice a Disney villain one of these days.
Agree
+minutemuse Agreed; he certainly has the voice for it
definitly.
I'm surprised he hasn't yet
Yup but no mustache
"It feels so good doing no good." - Dr. Nogood, Ducktales
...talking about his wife, Mrs Nogood
"To gentlemen, I'm miss fortune. To the ladies, I'm sir prize."
Being a genderfluid person be like
FELLOW GENDERFLUID PERSON.
Hi
F e l l o w g e n d e r f l u i d s
I am cis... But fuck I now demand gender fluid Disney villain. Who wins pls
At which temperature does a genderfluild person become gendersolid?
**reading the "I'm the ______" comments in Voltaire's voice** Y'all need to make a parody with these comments ._.
Ikr
No. No no no. HECK NO! NO!!
@@leoncergaming7745 lt it happen Leoncer Gaming. . .
@@localforestwitch7215 I hate parodies!
@@leoncergaming7745 shhhhh let the parody happen, just let it come in, you have no say in this, let it happen
I'm that feeling that you get when you forget why you went into a room for.
I hate that so much
That's so true for me I often do that
All the damn time
I like how theres two jokes in the "Miss Fortune" and "Sir Prize" titles;
1.) The obvious wordplay on misfortune and surprise.
2.) The fact that many evil people and characters like the Devil try to portray themselves as charming bringers of fortune and prizes, when in reality; SURprise, they bring you MISfortune.
I'm the rusty nail you stepped on.
I'm the fire on your lawn.
I'm the wasp nest in your car.
I'm the poison in every cigar
I'm the tar you're stuck in.
I'm the reason for every sin.
I'm the fear in your heart that tears your world apart.
miss fortune....
sir prize....
well done, voltaire. well done.
I’m the telltale game that kills all of your favorite characters no matter what choice you make
Last of us 2...
Danganronpa 😭😭😭
The Walking Dead...Remind me ALL the characters that dies even when you make good choices that COULD have saved them? There was the Clem fake out death...Kenny and Lee dies no matter WHAT you do...
@@ScourgeIsBestVillain Sarah, who you can save, only to die in nearly the same situation later in that episode.
@@shadowedcypher537 Sarah! How could I forget SARAH?!? I loved Sarah... ;(
*"Lord Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me*
*Not only does his job, but does it happily"*
Why did that line legit give me chills
Screw relatable villains. Sometimes it's enough to just do your job and do it happily.
I’m the man who mixes M&Ms and Skittles in the same bowl.
You fucking barbarian. Even Hitler or Stalin didn't go this far.
That’s the most evil thing I ever heard.
*There are no curses in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Man for this treachery.*
pure evil.
HOW DARE YOU
THAT IS A SIN AGAINST GOD
im the lego on the floor...
I'm laughing a bit too hard
the ad in the video...
NOOOOO NOT UUU
You, my dear, are TRUE evil.
+Chasing stardust *bows deeply* thank you;)
This song helps my anxiety go away, and calms me down. I love this song. I listen to this song every day. A couple times a day. I always sing along to it as well.
The true evil in this song are the uncomfortably long cuts in the music
I love it
The song I hear when I think about my math teacher....
Lol
Zlatko Dijanic It sucks when you have a terrible math teacher. Its really fun when you have a fun and engaging math teacher though.
Atrius II Well my teacher isn't that bad unless you piss him off
I think of this song when I think of my Welsh teacher....
He doesn't care about your friendship
-_- "Sir Are getting a test in this?"
OH YOU JUST REMINDED ME, YES
Dammit Max, Max wtf! Max he forgot dammit
I DIDN'T KNOW!
Does sir break up the insults
Hell no, let the name calling flow
ROYAL PSYCHO evil
Can we take a second for the violin though?
Corylus Bluefox I know dude the violin is actually perfect
A second? That was dope. We need to study it for months
A month? We need to set up classes in schools worldwide to study and appreciate it
666th like.
At certain parts of the solo, I couldn't tell if it was a violin or a viola.
This is my favorite Halloween song. Play it during elections, speeches or boring sermons. Its all the same.
Bro me too, this song should be used every Halloween
I’m the sneeze that shits your pants,
I’m the pineapple on your pizza,
I’m the false school cancellation in the email,
I’m the clog that backs up into your drain,
I’m the scratch on your disk,
I’m the mosquito on you when you sleep,
I’m the doddler in the fast lane on the highway.
I’m the man she tells you not to worry about
Same
Same
Same
Same
-gasp-
I'm the guy who sips his soups like slhlshshlhsslh... What an asshole...
Aazoth Of the Jungle
Finally, someone got it! xD
DioLT got what? i heard it from the crab!
DioLT still dunno what that means!
Aazoth Of the Jungle
...I'm so confused right now... It was a reference to Game Grumps, and I thought you mentioned the crab from their Zelda playthrough xD
DioLT i was referring to it too XD zelda mentions she has no clue what the crab in her dream meant, early in the series
For a long time I assumed that by 'When your evil' He meant it in the normal sense, of someone who's evil.
However actually piecing it with the Lyrics, I think he's being literal. I think this isn't just supposed to be a really evil person, but rather the literal abstract concept of Evil, tormenting humanity.
As a spiritualist belonging to Sufi Order of Chishtiya Qadirriyya who has 20 years of experience of fighting the forces of evil having fought the house of iblees/satan directly multiple times, I testify this song is a perfect depiction of the house of satan
I'm the drawing that disappears after 3 hours of work.
save every 5-10 minutes
I'm the story you deleted in sleep before your computer turned off
Yea
@@skootergirl22 i can hear you well
@@browniesskies every 5 minutes is a must for me xD
I'm the homework you forgot.
I'm the broken mail slot.
I'm the eyelash in your eyes.
I'm the stich in your side.
I'm the hiccup in your chest.
I'm the hair in your vest.
I'm the thirst when you sleep.
I'm the pain when you weep.
I love all those things
@@cubingthings2017 Then you're eeeeeeeeevillll.
@@maramackenzie-mann yes i am
Cubing things seriously?
Wow what a mockery.
I’m that one old embarrassing memory that keeps you up at night.
10 years ago?? I've been listening to this song for couple of years had absolutely NO idea it was that old! A masterpiece ❤️.
Just remember come to the evil side,
we have cookies...
all kinds...
3:)
BlackWiddow10 i thoght it was come to the dark side but both work here
I changed it to evil so it would work better.
Ether way we have cookies so join us...
Do you have sweets too?
"Miss Fortune. Sir Prize."
*I see what you did, Voltaire--*
Sky D damm condoms
Science and Music That's one way to see it pal
Alexander Krestan I have a very negative and happy view on life.
Misfortune and Surprise...
Ya mean Misfortune and Surprise?
• When the Devil is too busy
• And Death's a bit too much
• They call on me by name you see,
• For my special touch.
• To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
• To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
• But call me by any name
• Any way it's all the same
•
• I'm the fly in your soup
• I'm the pebble in your shoe
• I'm the demon in your bed
• I'm a bump on every head
• I'm the peel on which you slip
• I'm a pin in every hip
• I'm the thorn in your side
• Makes you wriggle and writhe And it's so easy when you're evil
• This is the life, you see
• The Devil tips his hat to me
• I do it all because I'm evil
• And I do it all for free
• Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
•
• While there's children to make sad
• While there's candy to be had
• while there's pockets left to pick
• While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
• I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
• It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
• 'Cause there's one born every minute
• And it's so easy when you're evil
• This is the life, you see
• The Devil tips his hat to me
• I do it all because I'm evil
• And I do it all for free
• Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
•
• I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
• And I promise on my damned soul
• To do as I am told, Beelzebub
• Has never seen a soldier quite like me
• Not only does his job, but does it happily.
•
• I'm the fear that keeps you awake
• I'm the shadows on the wall
• I'm the monsters they become
• I'm the nightmare in your skull
• I'm a dagger in your back
• An extra turn upon the rack
• I'm the quivering of your heart
• A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
•
• And it's so easy when you're evil
• This is the life, you see
• The Devil tips his hat to me
• I do it all because I'm evil
• And I do it all for free
• Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
• And I do it all for free
• Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
• And I do it all for free
• Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
•
• It gets so lonely being evil
• What I'd do to see a smile
• Even for a little while
• And no one loves you when you're evil
• I'm lying through my teeth!
• Your tears are all the company I need
i’m the one who posts lyrics on a lyric video
I've looked for this song for 5 actual years, FUCKING FINALLY
Im the pair of headphones that only work on one side
B-atiful! HEY NOW! I'm totally deaf on one side so I prefer it when my headphones only works on one side.
I Knew You Were The Cause Of My Headphone Problem B-atiful!
That's actually how im listening to this lol
So you're the one that's been messing up the right side of every headphone I use
I'm literally experiencing that right now 😂
I'm the live action Disney remake no one ask for.
🚨[Kill bill Siren intensifys]🚨
@@cristaltophat yes
Pure evil.
I wish I could like this more.
EXACTLY!!!
I'm the netflix adaptation of your favorite anime
That is TRULY evil
this is the only good 'recommended for you' youtube has ever given me, ahahaha, i love this song
I am the sneeze that refuses to come out
*How dare you?*
I hate that smh
I'm the sneeze that turns into a shart.
I always thought it said "im the demon in your bed" maybe its just me
I'm the crack on the condom
I'm the doctor saying you'll be mom
I'm the complication in your aborption
I'm the germ on the scalpel
I'm the seed sending you to hell
+Jaylynn Kellar (WinsisterAngel666) same here :P
+Skadi you sick fuck.... I like it keep it up.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Skadi Got me
Help this song gives me my first fictional childhood crush vibes send help💀
Who was it?
I'm the mosquito that flys by when you're in bed
He says that no one loves you when you're evil but that's a total lie. Villains get *all* the fangirls. Why else would girls flock to the bad boys?
tru
*Tips fedora*
Who wants to be good anyway? Don't the good die young or something like that?-
"nice guys finish last" or so they say.
I can smell the virginity in these replies, dear god.
I am the Blue Shell coming after you. screwing up your first place attempt
Tyler Brown CURSE YOU!!
Tyler Brown I knew was you flowey and now here comes Bullet Bill
Oh good. I'm not the only person who plays Mario kart.
Tyler Brown YOU MONSTER!!
I win any ways, so take that!
Im your foot that "falls asleep"
I can relate. This very morning, I woke up, and my foot was asleep.
This has nightmare before Christmas vibes ngl
Agreed
I'm that buffer in the non-skip ad.
I'm the buffer in the skip-able add, a second before you can skip.
I'm the moment you realize tomorrow is monday
It really is 😂
well I am Monday
MELANCHXLY fuck
MELANCHXLY I'm evil so Mondays are my Fridays
True,true
I'm the glitch that slows your computer.
When you get to be an impostor in Among Us