From God's Perspective. (FULL SHOW on YouTube/Netflix)

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    LYRICS:
    The books you think I wrote are way too thick.
    Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick?
    And I don't watch you when you sleep.
    Surprisingly, I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep.
    You're not going to heaven.
    Why the fuck would you think Id ever kick it with you?
    None of you are going to heaven.
    There's a trillion aliens cooler than you.
    You shouldn't abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to.
    You shouldn't rape because rape is a fucked up thing to do.
    I don't think masturbation is obscene.
    Its absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen.
    You make my job a living hell.
    I sent gays to fix overpopulation and boy did that go well.
    You're not going to heaven.
    Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns.
    None of you are going to heaven.
    You're not my children you're a bad games of Sims.
    You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to.
    You can eat pork, because why the fuck would I give a shit?
    You argue and you bicker and you fight.
    Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
    over what they think is true.
    But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
    You pray so badly for heaven,
    knowing any day might be the day that you die
    but maybe life on earth could be heaven.
    Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?
    My love is the type of thing that you have to earn
    And when you earn it, you won't need it. (2x)
    I'm not going to give you love just 'cause I know that you want me to.
    If you want love then the love is gonna come from you.
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  • @viggiomorgenstein5913
    @viggiomorgenstein5913 4 года назад +21141

    "No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you..."
    *stares accusingly at the audience*

    • @spadezo_2656
      @spadezo_2656 4 года назад +430

      That lines kinda dark though...What is theres an entire world who thinks we are god?..

    • @Tatertottt
      @Tatertottt 4 года назад +248

      @@spadezo_2656 bugs

    • @krakitty123
      @krakitty123 4 года назад +14

      Benecio Starkey that makes no since and it’s rude you have over stepped

    • @Tatertottt
      @Tatertottt 4 года назад +87

      @@krakitty123 Don't get mad, because I'm not sure how you're reading the reply, but I'm pretty sure they just mean that people in a bad situation might see people with let's say a house or food as Gods because they have essentials that the unfortunate person doesn't.
      Like how people want to come into America because their country is in a situation, whether that be bad governement or lack of essentials. They see America as a paradise of freedom. (Is what I was told. It could just be Americans being self-centered because we do that a lot)
      Edit: had to fix some grammar. I just woke up, sorry

    • @krakitty123
      @krakitty123 4 года назад +35

      Totallyahooman sorry when I wrote that it was like 3:00 am so I was very judgemental

  • @ediblejeans
    @ediblejeans 5 лет назад +12920

    “I don’t watch you when you sleep”
    Random background guy:”WOOO!”

    • @jacketlady_1207
      @jacketlady_1207 4 года назад +335

      I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT HEAR IT WOOO

    • @shotni9925
      @shotni9925 4 года назад +119

      *epic nerd sounds*

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 4 года назад +37

      SANTA

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 4 года назад +132

      *he probably did something on his bed*

    • @liquidsandwich1052
      @liquidsandwich1052 4 года назад +213

      His parents kept telling him God was always watching and he was always too scared to ask anyone if it was true, he felt free from the burden when Bo finally said that he is free to make his own choices in the privacy of his own home without the being that made everything judging you

  • @elomargalib
    @elomargalib Год назад +5557

    "If you want love, the loves got to come from you"
    Essence of this song

    • @moonlambo5229
      @moonlambo5229 Год назад +134

      No the essense of the song is that I can eat as much bacon as I damn well please.

    • @kidnamedfinger3958
      @kidnamedfinger3958 Год назад +41

      @@moonlambo5229 this is the true answer

    • @justexploring2979
      @justexploring2979 Год назад +12

      @@kidnamedfinger3958 agreed

    • @vizardonator8571
      @vizardonator8571 Год назад +35

      Yeah I always found it weird when some Christians wondered how atheists could live without a purpose because we don’t believe in God, like if your only purpose is to serve God, and nothing you do is not in his name, then aren’t you just a servant, a peasant, a serf? Working over the lands of the earth to plant the seeds of God’s meaningfulness? (Guess that’s why they call him Lord God) Sure, that’s noble, but you’re not ever living for yourself? Is that not depressing? Have you ever felt self-love, self-worth? The impostor syndrome in even the dumbest Christians must be so high, and that’s just a darn shame. Also, when they ask “what’s stopping you from murdering or raping because you’re an atheist?” What’s stopping me? The law and my basic understanding of empathy, perhaps!

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia Год назад +22

      Also just as important would be "Life on earth could be heaven, isn't just the thought of it worth a try?" :)

  • @BxIowaIrelandSwAg
    @BxIowaIrelandSwAg 2 года назад +5039

    Holy shit I can’t believe this came out almost 8 years ago. This guy is the most thought provoking comedian I have ever listened to

    • @DannyBridie
      @DannyBridie 2 года назад +37

      yessss, he's so ahead of his time

    • @jacobmccain8082
      @jacobmccain8082 2 года назад +59

      He's basically the last true philosopher at this point. I dont know that Id even say he's a comedian anymore. Especially after inside.

    • @supernova4199
      @supernova4199 2 года назад +5

      WAIT THIS WAS 8 YEARS AGO?

    • @jujuandjesus
      @jujuandjesus Год назад +12

      I'd say he's up there, Carlin is definitely my number one, even though I feel like he comes off as a boomer from time to time. Carlin blazed a trail and it's a shame that so few people are like Bo Burnham, carrying the torch.

    • @bluebird5173
      @bluebird5173 Год назад +18

      @@jujuandjesus Too many standup comedians these days are right wingers, or at least, act as useful idiots for the right by parroting their talking points even if they see themselves as politically neutral (like Dave Chapelle and Andrew Schultz). It's refreshing to find an edgy comedian who actually leans left and isn't afraid to show it. Bo Burnham and George Carlin understand that comedy isn't "just jokes" and can actually push or perpetuate political narratives, intentionally or not. That's why Carlin said he was careful not to punch down on minorities while Bo often highlighted ongoing inequalities between privileged and marginalized groups.

  • @autumnapathy2436
    @autumnapathy2436 8 лет назад +5033

    "Maybe God does not believe in you," holy fucking shit.

  • @jackcohn1733
    @jackcohn1733 8 лет назад +8779

    "I created the universe, you think I'm drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?" is my favorite line.

    • @ryanthompson9156
      @ryanthompson9156 8 лет назад +267

      My favorite lines are "I sent gays to fix over population...boy did that go well" and "you're not my children, you're just a bad game of sins"

    • @ryanthompson9156
      @ryanthompson9156 8 лет назад +48

      +That Nerd Who Is In The Phandom *sims

    • @billbenx2r651
      @billbenx2r651 7 лет назад +16

      +Blue Toast Sims is a game where you create people and run their lives, so it makes sense.

    • @samanthastokes794
      @samanthastokes794 7 лет назад +7

      GUYS IT SAYS SIM AS IN SIMULATION😂

    • @ryanthompson9156
      @ryanthompson9156 7 лет назад +12

      +samantha stokes no as in the EA game The Sims

  • @TheTrueObama
    @TheTrueObama Год назад +738

    “You’re not my children, You’re a bad game of SIMS” and “Maybe God doesn’t believe in you” are great fucking lines and I’m jealous I didn’t think of them

  • @kristeenprusia9095
    @kristeenprusia9095 Год назад +451

    This made me think of the idea that: If you need the fear of eternal damnation to be a good person then maybe you're not a good person.

    • @warmereistee7278
      @warmereistee7278 Год назад +13

      Damn thats deep

    • @simonessays
      @simonessays 9 месяцев назад +47

      EXACTLY!! As he said “who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn’t be a di-?” It’s really sad to see that some people only are good people because they fear hell. Not because they genuinely want to be good.

    • @kiwimations2053
      @kiwimations2053 4 месяца назад +14

      Some religious person asked me if I don't belong in damnation, why don't I do whatever I want and I was just like "...cause it's wrong?" It's crazy

    • @butHomeisNowhere___
      @butHomeisNowhere___ 2 месяца назад +6

      "What is more noble? To be born a good person, or to overcome your past nature and grow into a good person through hard work and diligence"

    • @d.b.1176
      @d.b.1176 2 месяца назад

      Yup

  • @sonja5878
    @sonja5878 5 лет назад +47197

    he’s not ridiculing religion, he’s pointing out that being religious doesn’t make you a good person

    • @benjimain6
      @benjimain6 4 года назад +2438

      ye, well...xD
      Maybe there's a thought behind the second part of your statement, but he definitely is ridiculing religion as well. He ridicules everything.

    • @walidassali
      @walidassali 4 года назад +289

      john doe i would not say that , but people who interprets it are.

    • @user-zt7ex6ce8g
      @user-zt7ex6ce8g 4 года назад +194

      Carolean Ladies and Gentlemen! Another precious internet atheist!

    • @bubbletea6320
      @bubbletea6320 4 года назад +155

      @@imcarolean
      Who hurt you?

    • @walidassali
      @walidassali 4 года назад +514

      Carolean you know that being an atheist doesn’t make you smarter , and that’s a fact lol .

  • @Vauksel
    @Vauksel 9 лет назад +9704

    'No-one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you'
    This line means more than it's face value.

    • @Vauksel
      @Vauksel 9 лет назад +764

      'If you want love then the love has gotta come from you'
      Extremely profound for a comedy song.

    • @jamhard1253
      @jamhard1253 9 лет назад +51

      El Diablo That part was really really Really GOOD!!

    • @MiningSolo
      @MiningSolo 9 лет назад +275

      The entire second half means more than it's face value.

    • @Vauksel
      @Vauksel 9 лет назад +12

      MiningSolo Okay.

    • @MiningSolo
      @MiningSolo 9 лет назад +196

      El Diablo I love Bo, both his comedy and insight on life are ingenious. In my opinion, it's songs like this that are what entertainment should be. Many claps for bo.

  • @AGreatDayForHockey
    @AGreatDayForHockey 6 месяцев назад +180

    The “Maybe God does not believe in you” line always sends chills down my spine. Such a beautiful sentiment, and the aggressive change in pace on the piano drives the gravity of it all perfectly.

  • @autumnlove96able
    @autumnlove96able 2 года назад +996

    I love this song. I’ve grown up Christian all my life and still believe in it, but I was also raised by good people. It’s disturbing and infuriating to me how weird, hateful, and stiff so many other Christians are. I absolutely admire this brutal, honest take on the assholes who think they’ll go to Heaven just because they believe.

    • @Egonsraad
      @Egonsraad 2 года назад

      bro, hate the sin, love the sinner
      if you're one of those faux-christians who thinks that the only rule of faith is 'durrrrrr be nice or something' then eat shit

    • @catchannel1484
      @catchannel1484 Год назад +38

      Agreed, 100%. It's disgusting how many people are so entitled because they believe. I love God, but not so much his fans. Still, God tells us to love your enemies, so

    • @DanSoloha
      @DanSoloha Год назад +4

      It does say something about your beliefs that they can be interpreted in such a hateful and bigoted way, no?

    • @razzdazzjazz
      @razzdazzjazz Год назад +36

      @@DanSoloha Have you read the Bible? The one topic it makes clear that is the most important thing is to love everyone.

    • @honukane242
      @honukane242 Год назад +6

      W human

  • @LuchoLavalle
    @LuchoLavalle 8 лет назад +5589

    "If you want love then the love has gotta come from you".
    Deep shit right there.

    • @PrettyBoyDevito
      @PrettyBoyDevito 8 лет назад +160

      You could say that it's...
      #Deep

    • @jacobworboy6729
      @jacobworboy6729 8 лет назад +8

      +Karkat Vantas GET OUT

    • @PrettyBoyDevito
      @PrettyBoyDevito 8 лет назад +9

      +Jacob Worboy Never!

    • @nomcat8827
      @nomcat8827 8 лет назад +14

      I read this as he said it and agreed like damn I thought this was comedy not amazing poetry

    • @XxihatepieXx
      @XxihatepieXx 7 лет назад +4

      All he said was love yourself lol

  • @TheKittyDoggo
    @TheKittyDoggo 5 лет назад +20543

    This song about a realistic version of god makes me want to be a better person.

    • @nickthepick8043
      @nickthepick8043 4 года назад +203

      Congratz! Same here.

    • @ivanatrolalot2173
      @ivanatrolalot2173 4 года назад +78

      Same

    • @sebastianbancroft7184
      @sebastianbancroft7184 4 года назад +594

      You can make God be whatever you want him to be. It’s easy if you try, but he’s only your god though.
      Edit: strong emphasis on “he’s only your god” meaning this god of yours if not actually real.

    • @Pineapple-hx9ty
      @Pineapple-hx9ty 4 года назад +318

      @@sebastianbancroft7184 that's actually really good advice

    • @sebastianbancroft7184
      @sebastianbancroft7184 4 года назад +27

      Ethan Sharp
      How so?

  • @benpenn4761
    @benpenn4761 Год назад +239

    "Maybe life on earth could be heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try". I'm an environmental scientist who has spent most of my life feeling this but haven't been able to put it to words. Hearing it in this song hits me hard. If everyone else felt the same way, we'd be living in a very different world. You can call it paradise, heaven, whatever. Doesn't just the thought of that make the effort worthwhile?

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Год назад

      no, we are living in heaven. the world is perfect. we are advancing and the environment is getting worse and we are enslaving/killing more animals than ever. it's awesome for humanity

    • @TeddyG221
      @TeddyG221 9 месяцев назад +2

      CAN OTHER PEOPLE TRY TO AT LEAST LISTEN TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

    • @FreemanicParacusia
      @FreemanicParacusia 3 месяца назад +3

      I wish more people thought like that instead of thinking the sooner the world falls apart the sooner they, specifically, will be raptured away to leave the rest of us to deal with the problems they actively fought us not to fix.

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson 2 месяца назад +1

      Utopia

  • @tksnack
    @tksnack 2 года назад +917

    i wanna preform this at my church's talent show and see what they do.

    • @camelotking5310
      @camelotking5310 2 года назад +57

      Vid or it didn’t happen

    • @RyukenXX
      @RyukenXX 2 года назад

      You alive?

    • @irlmeow
      @irlmeow 2 года назад +78

      @@camelotking5310 they never said they would

    • @BaphyRae
      @BaphyRae 2 года назад +16

      @@camelotking5310 tf is you’re problem?

    • @camelotking5310
      @camelotking5310 2 года назад +19

      @@BaphyRae tf is not my problem no

  • @Deathray5005
    @Deathray5005 4 года назад +8755

    "You're not my children, you're a bad game of Sims™."
    i'm an atheist but if this is what the christian god is actually like, i might convert.

    • @guardianofthehill
      @guardianofthehill 4 года назад +260

      Slight correction: There is no "christian" god. Christians, jews, and muslims all believe in the same god. Therefore, If god exists (which i hope he does), he is not exclusive to one religion. And thats excluding all the other monotheistic religions that believe in a different singular god . Otherwise, good comment!

    • @theanarkiddie4569
      @theanarkiddie4569 4 года назад +143

      Guardian of the Hill he referred to the Christian god since
      1) it’s the most widely adopted religion
      2) simply “god” could refer to the other religions you didn’t reference? Sikhism, hinduism, animism etc etc

    • @AnnabellaCarter
      @AnnabellaCarter 4 года назад +21

      Guardian of the Hill be quiet

    • @MaulPolska
      @MaulPolska 4 года назад +10

      @@theanarkiddie4569 Or maybe he simply didn't listen to the fucking song. Why should he?

    • @suraa4372
      @suraa4372 4 года назад +6

      Pagan gods are like that thougj

  • @zoom9826
    @zoom9826 4 года назад +5419

    Why does everybody look over the line “you make my job a living hell”

    • @SantiZX
      @SantiZX 4 года назад +272

      Because he lives in the heaven but he feels that it’s the hell *Isn’t that ironic?*

    • @thememedealer5301
      @thememedealer5301 3 года назад +84

      @@RToast13 I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-I-R-O-N-I-C

    • @Your_imaginary_friend_forlife
      @Your_imaginary_friend_forlife 3 года назад +42

      @@thememedealer5301 I-R-O-N-I-C, I-R-O-N-I-C I-R-O-N-I-C

    • @philcollinslover56705
      @philcollinslover56705 3 года назад +41

      @@Your_imaginary_friend_forlife I-R-O-N-I-C I-R-O-N-I I-R-O-N-I-C

    • @vanessasamad8286
      @vanessasamad8286 3 года назад +29

      @@philcollinslover56705
      I-R-O-N-I-C I-R-O-N-I-C I-R-O-N-I-C

  • @inomisonotuttipresi
    @inomisonotuttipresi Год назад +245

    “If you want love then the love has got to come from you”. Literally changed my life first time I heard it.

    • @Rain2k3
      @Rain2k3 Год назад +1

      changed your life in a good way ?

    • @rayanhiron9607
      @rayanhiron9607 Год назад +8

      @@Rain2k3 How can that lyrics change somebody's life in a bad way though?

    • @inomisonotuttipresi
      @inomisonotuttipresi Год назад +2

      @@Rain2k3 in a good way!! 😂

    • @malekhaddad1389
      @malekhaddad1389 Год назад +1

      Jee you’re the first person who wrote that line right

    • @Luvilli
      @Luvilli 8 месяцев назад

      ​@rayanhiron9607 ngl it made me feel kinda hopeless the 1st time I heard it

  • @piotrskaa9803
    @piotrskaa9803 2 года назад +4772

    Bo in 2013: Maybe life on Earth could be heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
    Bo in 2021: You say the whole world's ending. Honey, it already did.
    It's sad to see such an optimistic outlook on life shattered. Bo has really lost all his hope in humanity.

    • @EshBBX
      @EshBBX 2 года назад +406

      That's because humanity IS lost.

    • @EshBBX
      @EshBBX 2 года назад +254

      Note how this was published at the end of 2013 AKA the point of no return and pretty much the last good year overall.

    • @RyukenXX
      @RyukenXX 2 года назад +50

      Let's go to Mars

    • @user-gk6sg1jw3m
      @user-gk6sg1jw3m 2 года назад +247

      Nah cuz we would probably just fuck up mars as well until we have nowhere to go

    • @EshBBX
      @EshBBX 2 года назад +97

      @@user-gk6sg1jw3m Wise words, let it end here.

  • @ryanowns5
    @ryanowns5 3 года назад +8963

    "No one enertains the thought that, maybe God does not believe in you"
    *DEAD SILENT AUDIENCE DOING SELF REFLECTION*

    • @BaggedBread
      @BaggedBread 2 года назад +184

      dead silent reply section too lmao

    • @I_the_Taco
      @I_the_Taco 2 года назад +91

      "ohhhh shi-"

    • @adisrimishra897
      @adisrimishra897 2 года назад +64

      They processing it

    • @ferbiously
      @ferbiously 2 года назад +17

      2k likes, 3 comments🤔 sus

    • @ralph-im-a-star-wars-wiggum
      @ralph-im-a-star-wars-wiggum 2 года назад +72

      Bo's way of throwing absolute power and gravity into comedy. He demands people think and I love that about him. He is my absolute favorite "comedian" since George Carlin. Their ability to tell it as it is and give the realist perspectives fucking ever is unmatched.

  • @tehpizzaman6041
    @tehpizzaman6041 6 лет назад +12593

    We could make a religion out of this

    • @nikhilbathula7590
      @nikhilbathula7590 6 лет назад +584

      TehPizzaMan ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE WORLD I GUESS

    • @Ravenultimatefan
      @Ravenultimatefan 6 лет назад +299

      Just about anything can be a religion. Including the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Their leader (I forget his name) wore a colander as religious headgear in his driver's license photo.

    • @druiry
      @druiry 6 лет назад +50

      I like the idea

    • @sxkyblue4313
      @sxkyblue4313 6 лет назад +188

      no dont

    • @dunkleosteus7535
      @dunkleosteus7535 6 лет назад +47

      TehPizzaMan YES ILL JOIN

  • @fallenknight2580
    @fallenknight2580 2 года назад +534

    As a ex-muslim the pork part was my favorite. Even when i was a child i was thinking " doesn't god have anything better than writing list for consumable animals?"

    • @rain2092
      @rain2092 Год назад +6

      الله يهديك

    • @6tuf85dyfu
      @6tuf85dyfu Год назад +65

      I always thought this was due to the fact that hogs/pigs carried disease and the food safety back then obviously wasn't the best. It wss therefore labeled unlcear.

    • @Dan_Capone
      @Dan_Capone Год назад +44

      @@6tuf85dyfu Might be, but there's nothing divine about that interpretation. 600 years before Islam Jesus already said: "A man is not defiled by what enters his mouth, but by what comes out of it.", and I don't think food safety was any better in those times. If anything it was even worse. Today we have food safety and we can eat whatever we want, which makes Jesus words true and timeless, Jewish law obsolete, and Islam just a bad copy of old texts.

    • @cosmicbrambleclawv2
      @cosmicbrambleclawv2 Год назад +25

      I had the same discussion with my friend a year or so ago
      He used to live with his grandparents in Saudi Arabia and never ate pork but he is a Norse pagan and one day I just looked at him and went "Why don't you eat pork? You like breakfast sausage but not other pork stuff." His response was religion, to which I came back with "Ok... But you're Norse pagan right? Do you realize how many pigs the Vikings probably ate?"
      The look on his face when that clicked 😂 needless to say he eats pork now without feeling bad

    • @cookiecat7759
      @cookiecat7759 Год назад +3

      @@Dan_Capone ikr

  • @okboing
    @okboing Год назад +292

    "But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you"
    why is this so profound, like
    how is Bo like the first person to ever think of this

    • @Starlight-by3cf
      @Starlight-by3cf Год назад +3

      Ikr..

    • @thedogguy2137
      @thedogguy2137 Год назад +32

      I don’t think he’s the first person to think this, but he’s probably the first person to actually say something about it

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees Год назад +6

      He's not, but he IS famous, so it's basically the same thing.

    • @somethingforsenro
      @somethingforsenro 9 месяцев назад +1

      bo isn't the first person to think or say it. even within the highly religious circles of the world, the idea that "god isn't going to save us from our problems" is a long-standing ideal. buddhism's degenerate age of dharma is a good example.

    • @ryanvess6162
      @ryanvess6162 2 месяца назад

      The flood? No? Ok.

  • @carrots7216
    @carrots7216 6 лет назад +4478

    "But maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?"
    Oddly reassuring.

    • @trolltoyourheart9051
      @trolltoyourheart9051 5 лет назад +15

      True

    • @NEVproductions2012
      @NEVproductions2012 5 лет назад +39

      Incredible line

    • @lbLevii
      @lbLevii 5 лет назад +83

      Also, "If you want love than the love has got to come from you"

    • @davidk2096
      @davidk2096 5 лет назад +5

      Dude. Check out Jordan Peterson on every decision that you make tipping the world around you more towards heaven or hell every day. This third verse encapsulates thay truth in a comedic song.

    • @justinaccurate347
      @justinaccurate347 4 года назад +18

      David K I think Jordan Peterson is the opposite of this song but this is RUclips so who the fuck cares what I think

  • @CockAndBallTorture.
    @CockAndBallTorture. 3 года назад +18634

    Christian: I love you God!
    God: Pretty cringe ngl.

    • @lovrebrnas7394
      @lovrebrnas7394 3 года назад +818

      God: seems quite gay to me*

    • @Ghostman223
      @Ghostman223 3 года назад +61

      @big boy gamez its beautiful

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 3 года назад +295

      “Woooah man I think you skipped 2 or 3 steps there”

    • @razzledazzle9723
      @razzledazzle9723 3 года назад +218

      god: simp.

    • @xedgelord75x65
      @xedgelord75x65 3 года назад +86

      Love yourself and maybe god won't give a shit

  • @gramps3351
    @gramps3351 8 месяцев назад +60

    I know this song is mostly a joke, but that certain disdain he added within "You're *_NOT_* my children-" at around 2:11 is actually fucking perfect
    I absolutely love that portrayal of God actually disgusted by the basic idea that we might have come from him

  • @dafanoffandoms8414
    @dafanoffandoms8414 2 года назад +308

    Grandparents: we need to get you music about God!
    Me: I have music about God at home.
    Music about God at home:

    • @fuzzchuckle5974
      @fuzzchuckle5974 2 года назад +29

      Wait but the meme "at home" is supposed to be an off brand type thing. This is 10000x better than music about God

    • @dafanoffandoms8414
      @dafanoffandoms8414 2 года назад +9

      @@fuzzchuckle5974 you’re right now that I think about it, I’d change to “music about God” to “Holy music” if RUclips would let me, but it won’t so yea :/

    • @fuzzchuckle5974
      @fuzzchuckle5974 2 года назад +2

      @@dafanoffandoms8414 haha yes indeed

    • @prudencecutwa2973
      @prudencecutwa2973 2 года назад +1

      Lollll yesssssss

    • @dumbledore769
      @dumbledore769 Год назад +1

      @@fuzzchuckle5974 depends on the song and the artist but there are definitely some christian artists I would agree with for sure

  • @nathanielcimaroli8181
    @nathanielcimaroli8181 4 года назад +20189

    I played this at my schools talent show (it’s a catholic school) they stopped me after I said I sent gays to fix overpopulation

    • @trixxie8424
      @trixxie8424 4 года назад +2479

      That's the best thing ever! Lol, I wanna do this now.

    • @coindorni
      @coindorni 4 года назад +2193

      You're my hero

    • @radmads1015
      @radmads1015 4 года назад +965

      omfg that is amazing.

    • @thedieseased2834
      @thedieseased2834 4 года назад +972

      How did you take out some of the other curses? I’ve been thinking about trying to do a cover at school but can’t think of lyrics that are appropriate but still funny

    • @oscarwag9885
      @oscarwag9885 4 года назад +780

      Best piece of fiction writing I’ve read all week

  • @josephmiranda5917
    @josephmiranda5917 8 лет назад +5547

    who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out not to be a dck? gets me every time

    • @Jaspartacus
      @Jaspartacus 8 лет назад +74

      Every. Damn. Time. 😂

    • @vendriksondoesthings7911
      @vendriksondoesthings7911 8 лет назад +118

      I created the universe why would I draw the line at the deli isle

    • @elizabethb4516
      @elizabethb4516 7 лет назад +26

      Joseph Miranda 420 LIKES HOLY CRAP

    • @cerberusfjel4132
      @cerberusfjel4132 7 лет назад +16

      Joseph Miranda ye very fitting for todays date

    • @mileslugo6430
      @mileslugo6430 7 лет назад +3

      Joseph Miranda there are just that many, and a new one is being born every day. hence rape...

  • @lillyreynolds4435
    @lillyreynolds4435 2 года назад +813

    the sheer amount of people/women cheering when Bo says you shouldn't r*pe people says a lot and it's fucking sad

    • @melovespoon
      @melovespoon 2 года назад +157

      ik it's not what you meant but people/women is kinda funny

    • @Chuckkills
      @Chuckkills 2 года назад +84

      People/woman lmao 🤣😂😂

    • @Vengeance1996
      @Vengeance1996 2 года назад +39

      Just say people my guy

    • @Euclib
      @Euclib 2 года назад +79

      I thought women were people, but you made a categorical distinction. Huh. Learn something new every day.

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache 2 года назад +33

      ...what it says is people support the idea of.. not raping.

  • @schoolwork222
    @schoolwork222 11 месяцев назад +81

    I was being forced to sing in church so I sang this 🥹👍

    • @BringBackStoning
      @BringBackStoning 11 месяцев назад +8

      Legend. Don’t let those religionists control you

    • @gabbyn.3049
      @gabbyn.3049 10 месяцев назад +1

      Cool story bro

    • @Cloud_hair
      @Cloud_hair 8 месяцев назад

      if this is true, what happened next?

    • @sallynx51
      @sallynx51 4 месяца назад +3

      69th like
      hehe
      (I have the same sense of humor as a 12yr old boy)

    • @slothguy8826
      @slothguy8826 2 месяца назад

      Well if you sang this then you weren’t forced to sing then, otherwise you would have sang the actual church music. I may not be religious but I still pray you get out of this edgy reddit atheist phase soon

  • @alias3660
    @alias3660 4 года назад +8503

    I love that as a comedian, he's confident enough to not have laughs towards the end of his songs, but silence from the audience in awe

    • @brendankane4186
      @brendankane4186 4 года назад +326

      It's probably because a lot of his songs and bits end in messages instead of just puchlines

    • @jimmyrodopski8265
      @jimmyrodopski8265 2 года назад +144

      The last part of the song was pretty serious and I can understand why. It was designed that way. Bo just wanted to express his religous opinion and wanted to be serious about it.

    • @EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE
      @EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE 2 года назад +75

      Because there not just joke songs. There legitimate good music. Better than most musicians.

    • @YouAreA_Bundleofsticks
      @YouAreA_Bundleofsticks 2 года назад +2

      @@brendankane4186 æ Nm

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster 2 года назад +21

      Honestly, I'd be cautious to judge that kind of thing from a video, microphones and the way you can mix channels that contain them afterwards can really change how something sounds or comes over. It's easy to make an audience be practically silent while they might be laughing or cheering just by mixing down that microphone in the post processing stage...
      Other than that: the last part is not exactly ehm, the most comedy-part of the whole song and the message it tries to convey...

  • @AlexisBrookeM
    @AlexisBrookeM 5 лет назад +9334

    I've heard Bo praised for his songs being witty and funny and linguistically creative.
    One thing people never seem to mention is just how f*cking *beautiful* so many of his songs are from a purely musical, aesthetic perspective.

    • @Kllyec
      @Kllyec 4 года назад +134

      i was just about to comment that! i have to say the piano alone is insane and compliments what he’s saying so well!

    • @gothclown9013
      @gothclown9013 4 года назад +90

      that's what i've been saying...the piano solo in "straight white males" is absolutely incredible

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 4 года назад +72

      That’s actually my favorite part of comedians who use music for comedy; the most beautifully composed song being sung with this lovely voice and it can be about the raunchiest thing you’ve ever heard! Especially when it’s just good all around; Bo Burnham, Tim Minchin, Stephen Lynch, somehow they all find this wonderful dichotomy between what should be ugly versus beautiful and make it into the same thing.

    • @HENKO_BEATS
      @HENKO_BEATS 4 года назад +8

      AND..with a lot of depth and truth.

    • @Unknownsoldier740
      @Unknownsoldier740 4 года назад +8

      I misread it as "from a purely musical, atheistic perspective" at first and did a double take.

  • @naul6882
    @naul6882 Год назад +61

    "Maybe God does not belive in you" is the best line in this song

  • @camilacl95
    @camilacl95 Год назад +55

    I imagine God listening to this song and being like "this kid gets it! Get him in a VIP position in heaven!"

  • @audree1457
    @audree1457 6 лет назад +7652

    bless that one guy who cheered when bo said "i dont watch you when you sleep"

  • @jakubdura828
    @jakubdura828 5 лет назад +6991

    I created the universe you think I draw the line at the fcking deli line always makes me laugh

    • @CraigFemboy
      @CraigFemboy 5 лет назад +57

      Just say that to a Christian and they will shit themself

    • @CraigFemboy
      @CraigFemboy 5 лет назад +73

      I meant muslim

    • @Xaisix683
      @Xaisix683 5 лет назад +42

      MR YTP the pork thing is jewish (i’m jewish). pretty sure it’s also islamic but i’m not 100% sure.

    • @afrahe3718
      @afrahe3718 5 лет назад +1

      Yo same XD

    • @afrahe3718
      @afrahe3718 5 лет назад +24

      @@Xaisix683 Islamic thing too

  • @jirth
    @jirth 2 года назад +33

    normalize telling people that god doesn’t believe in them

  • @deannabanman243
    @deannabanman243 Год назад +126

    All these years later, hearing this song still makes me shed a tear. He is an underrated artist of our generation. I hope he’s doing well out there.

    • @loralynf.9722
      @loralynf.9722 Год назад

      it made you cry? haha 😄

    • @kasshill2034
      @kasshill2034 Год назад +11

      Have some empathy. Some people were abused by the church and the idea that God isn’t happy with the church makes us feel better. I see so many people in the comments going “Ha ha ha what the heck is religious trauma that’s so funny you’re so stupid, you have ptsd lolololol” Maybe you should think before you make fun of someone

    • @thatguywhocallsmebill5797
      @thatguywhocallsmebill5797 Год назад +1

      Beautiful sentiment. I hope you are doing well out there too x.

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees Год назад +1

      "underrated" breh

    • @billybob9269
      @billybob9269 Год назад

      Dont hurt yourself stay clear headed my nig

  • @Jamestech1001
    @Jamestech1001 8 лет назад +4160

    "i created the universe, think im drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?" i fucking died at that part

    • @bookwormyourordinary5227
      @bookwormyourordinary5227 8 лет назад +12

      I couldn't breathe!!

    • @gunsmoke5580
      @gunsmoke5580 8 лет назад +4

      +Jamestech SAME!

    • @r.b.4611
      @r.b.4611 8 лет назад +5

      +Jamestech God couldn't work out why not eating meat is ethical. Another reason we shouldn't listen to him.

    • @thegamerguy7226
      @thegamerguy7226 8 лет назад +28

      +Riley B from a scientific standpoint, pork is very contaminated before being cooked and processed due to the fact that pigs will eat almost anything. From a biblical standpoint, I believe it was more of a statement to protect people.

    • @maroondragon618
      @maroondragon618 8 лет назад +7

      +Riley B Mate, if u look at what happens behind walls of a slaughterhouse, you will KNOW that eating meat is highly unethical.

  • @JustSomeRandomGenshinPlayer
    @JustSomeRandomGenshinPlayer 4 года назад +2602

    *you can make a religion out of this*

    • @spacebar2323
      @spacebar2323 4 года назад +46

      i thought that was and the day goes on by bill wurtz xD

    • @lulooper
      @lulooper 3 года назад +104

      *The sun is a deadly LAzEr.*

    • @vivivi25
      @vivivi25 3 года назад +22

      could definitely make a philosophy out of it and should make a way of life out of it

    • @josephmartinta4129
      @josephmartinta4129 2 года назад +37

      "No dont"

    • @tatimangamer4641
      @tatimangamer4641 2 года назад +14

      Wait no dont

  • @patrickanderson62
    @patrickanderson62 2 года назад +125

    "I created the universe you think I draw the line at the fucking deli line?" is going on my tombstone I'm not sorry

  • @q.l.1363
    @q.l.1363 2 года назад +58

    I'm a very devoted Catholic and at first I thought I was going to hate this song. Literally my second favorite Bo song (only beaten out by Sad because that always has me ROLLING)

    • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
      @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil 2 года назад

      💃🕺🎶I saw an old man slip and fall, ha, what a fvcking idiot🎶🕺💃

    • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
      @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil 2 года назад

      Yes those are absolutely the two best Bo songs

    • @_Overestimated
      @_Overestimated Год назад

      @@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil i love that funny feeling and look who's inside again. great songs from the new special

  • @phoenixjackson7411
    @phoenixjackson7411 3 года назад +3918

    “You’re not my children, you’re a bad game of sims.” And, “I sent gays to fix overpopulation-boy did that go well.” Always kill me.

    • @kamller6525
      @kamller6525 3 года назад +58

      reduce, reuse, recycle

    • @hi_im_cricket_im_ur_consci2194
      @hi_im_cricket_im_ur_consci2194 2 года назад +18

      The lip bite is what does it for me😂

    • @cheeseonyomama
      @cheeseonyomama 2 года назад +20

      *Sim*
      Legal made sure he didn't pronounce the additional s

    • @breakfaith3031
      @breakfaith3031 2 года назад +5

      I always thought he said civ which would still work lol

    • @Haru-nee
      @Haru-nee Год назад +1

      @@cheeseonyomama and pr made sure that he didn't use “Musl1ms” at 2:57. But gotta talk about international conflicts.

  • @eastonpeterson7570
    @eastonpeterson7570 9 лет назад +3782

    "Maybe life on earth can be heaven, isn't the thought of that just worth a try?"
    I came for laughs and left with too many feelings.
    10/10 would evaluate my entire life again

    • @cowbyo
      @cowbyo 9 лет назад +12

      same

    • @StermaPerma
      @StermaPerma 8 лет назад +4

      +zoe HAHAHAA ur profile pick totally fits ur comment xD

    • @cowbyo
      @cowbyo 8 лет назад +2

      just a lamp true :'(

    • @kierankelly3314
      @kierankelly3314 8 лет назад +6

      +Easter Egg Bo uses didactic methods in some of his songs.

    • @hopoffz
      @hopoffz 8 лет назад +2

      Same.

  • @jeffML3926
    @jeffML3926 2 года назад +52

    "Maybe life on earth could be heaven... doesn't the thought of it make it worth a try?" 😐 dayum, this guy knows how to get real

  • @princessplum2314
    @princessplum2314 2 года назад +52

    “My love is the type of thing that you have to earn. I’m not gonna give you love just cause I know that you want me to. If you want love the love has got to come from you.” Kind of like how respect is earned not just automatically given and I wish people would see that meaning more. Just because you’re old or just because of your religion or anything it doesn’t mean that you automatically deserve respect it depends on the type of person that you are. You have to give in order to receive.

    • @wegettingrippedtonight1190
      @wegettingrippedtonight1190 2 года назад +11

      I have to disagree with the respect is earned thing, disrespect is earned. Respect is usually given to anyone, like if you meet a stranger at the grocery store and they ask you to reach for an item in a shelf they can't get you usually give it to them but once you realize they're shitty as hell theres a less likely chance of you doing the samething for them again.

    • @thevoiceinyourhead7215
      @thevoiceinyourhead7215 2 года назад +5

      @@wegettingrippedtonight1190 damn fucking straight

    • @crycrywolf
      @crycrywolf 2 года назад +7

      @@wegettingrippedtonight1190 really on point. Respect absolutely shouldn’t be “earned” it’s the bare minimum for being a good person. The whole idea you have to earn being treated with kindness is so gross.

    • @mateomiranda2635
      @mateomiranda2635 2 года назад +3

      @@wegettingrippedtonight1190 atheist here and yes I do think there should be some level of respect from everyone, but god doesn’t have to love you back as well love means you like something and god possibly might not like most of the human race. I think that was the point they were trying to make. Love not respect should be earned.

  • @TeddyPicker191
    @TeddyPicker191 7 лет назад +8704

    Bo has the ability to make you laugh your ass off, then start to tear up 15 seconds later.

  • @nathankeeven2140
    @nathankeeven2140 8 лет назад +1824

    My favorite song by him: A World on Fire

  • @exjetset
    @exjetset 2 года назад +37

    my favorite line is “none of you are going to heaven - why the fuck would you think I’d ever kick it with you?” - the delivery is perfect and i can’t explain why

  • @beaucordell438
    @beaucordell438 2 года назад +27

    "If you want love then the love has gotta come from you." I needed this line in many contexts of my life, not just my spirituality. Thank you Bo. Thank you.

  • @allisonhardin1159
    @allisonhardin1159 6 лет назад +2802

    Plot twist: Bo actually is god and has just been fucking with us this whole time

    • @BadWolfNeron
      @BadWolfNeron 6 лет назад +52

      Allison Hardin I fucking swear this is true

    • @hirocheeto7795
      @hirocheeto7795 6 лет назад +68

      I'm religious now. I would be the most pious person to have ever lived if Bo was actually God.

    • @Romans-un8nx
      @Romans-un8nx 6 лет назад +11

      That would be funny!

    • @xXNomNomNommerXx
      @xXNomNomNommerXx 6 лет назад +22

      This feels real dude

    • @SoySauceSmurf
      @SoySauceSmurf 6 лет назад +18

      Of all the people.

  • @rachelleleclair6988
    @rachelleleclair6988 6 лет назад +1893

    “But no one entertains the idea that maybe God doesn’t believe in you”
    Holy shit...

    • @kobefan5901
      @kobefan5901 5 лет назад

      Rachelle LeClair I don’t get that line.

    • @introdeuce6912
      @introdeuce6912 5 лет назад +36

      Kobe Fan meaning god doesn't give a fuck about you

    • @dddudemanguy80
      @dddudemanguy80 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah, HOLY shit

    • @zachtozer7248
      @zachtozer7248 5 лет назад +2

      Rachelle LeClair I was scrolling through these while listening to the song and he said the line as I read this. Lol

    • @Cramblit
      @Cramblit 5 лет назад +5

      Can't blame god if he doesn't give a fuck about the vast majority of people lol...

  • @xXFuzzeeXx
    @xXFuzzeeXx Год назад +48

    I love the message of this song, it's genuinely something to live by.
    You can have morals without religion, just like how you can have religion without morals.
    But you should still have morals, not for some hypothetical god, but simply because it's the right thing.

  • @niedermitderjagd1968
    @niedermitderjagd1968 2 года назад +36

    The last line actually brings me to tears.

  • @gregrosche
    @gregrosche 3 года назад +7618

    I’ve heard this song literally dozens and dozens of times but the line of “I created the universe, ya think I’m drawing the line in the fuckin’ deli aisle?” still makes me laugh every time

    • @nix5160
      @nix5160 3 года назад +20

      Haha same!

    • @stevieturner2598
      @stevieturner2598 3 года назад +8

      Same bro, same

    • @foxylordg4886
      @foxylordg4886 2 года назад +6

      Same

    • @johndemesa5196
      @johndemesa5196 2 года назад +18

      Sorry if I'm dumb but what does the deli aisle joke mean?

    • @same_bruvyt9433
      @same_bruvyt9433 2 года назад +76

      @@johndemesa5196 A deli aisle is where someone sells food, bo is saying you can eat pork because he doesn't care he isn't working at a deli aisle

  • @krysimp.
    @krysimp. 5 лет назад +2430

    That transition from 'Hell' to 'I' was powerful omfg.

    • @unhelpfulrevelations7989
      @unhelpfulrevelations7989 4 года назад +74

      HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIII sent g-

    • @emily-pq4ck
      @emily-pq4ck 4 года назад +27

      YES I WAS LOOKINN FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @multi_troll
      @multi_troll 4 года назад +14

      I cant remember one song with moment like this and it makes me crazy

    • @SaxandRelax
      @SaxandRelax 4 года назад +6

      where? or rather, when?

    • @ladychoide
      @ladychoide 4 года назад +21

      @@SaxandRelax 1:52 😊

  • @noebeckstb7517
    @noebeckstb7517 Год назад +43

    I believe in God , I'm religious and I love this song , the part of "maybe life on earth could be heaven" it really has a lot of sense and he points out a lot of real things that are true .

  • @joeldrawsit
    @joeldrawsit 2 года назад +70

    The song from god’s view is absolutely an incredible song. Funny, thought-provoking and empowering. Hat’s off, Bo!

  • @rebekkabagge8534
    @rebekkabagge8534 4 года назад +1962

    Omg, the first time he says "you're not going to heaven" the audience just goes completely quiet

    • @peterwilliams2887
      @peterwilliams2887 3 года назад +24

      I noticed that too..

    • @nix5160
      @nix5160 3 года назад +50

      Yeah, I noticed that too. And by the end of the song, the audience is just in a stunned silence

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 3 года назад

      200th like

    • @ProperlyGaming
      @ProperlyGaming 3 года назад +101

      @@nix5160 yeah they realized quite quickly that this song, while still surely has some funny quips, was burnhams more serious songs about how people need to chill the fuck out. Stop trying to find love from some thing that may or may not be real, and love your fellow humans.

    • @nix5160
      @nix5160 3 года назад +27

      @@ProperlyGaming well said, because that's true. That's why I really like Bo Burnham. He keeps things real

  • @jovonbarnes6098
    @jovonbarnes6098 8 лет назад +5468

    "No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you."
    This line, paired with the ominous look he shoots at the audience, was powerful. My God.

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom 6 лет назад +63

      's point of view?

    • @kattiemartin5457
      @kattiemartin5457 6 лет назад +167

      Jovon Barnes this is one lf the scariest things ever for me. As a very religious person, this song made me think a lot about what im doing.

    • @MopedOfJustice
      @MopedOfJustice 6 лет назад +36

      kattie Reach any new conclusions?

    • @kattiemartin5457
      @kattiemartin5457 6 лет назад +51

      MopedOfJustice well I'm still going to be religious. I can only hope that good still believes in me. But its pretty hard to do that sometimes.

    • @MopedOfJustice
      @MopedOfJustice 6 лет назад +13

      Any idea about the criteria for God believing in you?

  • @lunavixrn5651
    @lunavixrn5651 Год назад +13

    "I don't watch you when you sleep. Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a total creep."
    Did you hear that Santa, you pervert?

  • @soap2007
    @soap2007 2 года назад +34

    "No one entertains the thought that maybe God doesn't believe in you."
    "There's a trillions aliens cooler than you."
    Bo wants to give me an existential crisis and its working

  • @cclwchtr9046
    @cclwchtr9046 8 лет назад +1973

    "but maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?" holy shit, powerful

    • @Tubueller
      @Tubueller 8 лет назад +2

      Then what are the other planets in the Universe?

    • @hof8231
      @hof8231 8 лет назад +14

      Reminds me of that one song by Big D and the Kids Table.
      "If we can build a bomb, can't we build heaven too?
      Nahh, let's make life a living hell."

    • @veledwin1
      @veledwin1 7 лет назад +4

      +Arizona Dalman The ones with sentient life, you mean? Other games of SIMS, and probably more successful than this one.

    • @dapperbleach1598
      @dapperbleach1598 7 лет назад +9

      Imposter

    • @tunes12569
      @tunes12569 7 лет назад +8

      cecilia winchester I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC MISHA BABY 💜

  • @isrose6969
    @isrose6969 5 лет назад +3925

    I used references to this in my C of E (Church of England) school talent show in my comedy act. The teachers were horrified but the students enjoyed it lmao

    • @benjamin-vy6dz
      @benjamin-vy6dz 5 лет назад +95

      That Girl that’s a little rebellious

    • @ewanw5654
      @ewanw5654 5 лет назад +292

      What’s the point of shortening Church of England to C of E then proceed to type out the full thing.

    • @benjamin-vy6dz
      @benjamin-vy6dz 5 лет назад +15

      Ewan H ikr

    • @Lazarus142
      @Lazarus142 4 года назад +127

      Probably because C of E is what it's known as colloquially, but the other 99% of humanity doesn't live near it, so they clarified for any potentially confused people.

    • @ewanw5654
      @ewanw5654 4 года назад +33

      Dudimus Prime so why bother writing c of e if only 1% of people are going to understand it

  • @ginxio1945
    @ginxio1945 Год назад +11

    I LOVE how it always start of super funny and then the last half always gets more on the serious side and is an actual more strong message. its so cool to see his personality like that on stage

  • @Riokon
    @Riokon 2 года назад +20

    dude honestly its so crazy looking back on these videos, as a person who deals with severe anxiety i really appreciate how you've talked about your problems. your new special definitely made me miss listening to all of your stuff. im glad you're back man, i hope everything works out for you. i hope one day i get to actually meet you. looking forward to the day you perform live again.

  • @jessh343
    @jessh343 6 лет назад +2390

    I want 'there's a trillion aliens cooler than you' on a tshirt

    • @accound1243
      @accound1243 6 лет назад +14

      SpiderLovinJess there's a sight you can design your own t shirt :D

    • @SoySauceSmurf
      @SoySauceSmurf 6 лет назад +7

      Me too, Ima make shirts with Bo Burnam quotes.

    • @EzekielDean
      @EzekielDean 6 лет назад +14

      I want "there's a trillion aliens cooler than me" on a t-shirt xD

    • @ceilingeye
      @ceilingeye 6 лет назад +29

      Also “you’re not my children, you’re a bad game of sims” needs to be a shirt

    • @mochamoo4391
      @mochamoo4391 6 лет назад +2

      JessicaBean I would pay $1,000 for that

  • @cactustree2786
    @cactustree2786 5 лет назад +2690

    "You can eat pork" Bo *BURN* *HAM*

  • @ankitmyana
    @ankitmyana Год назад +20

    No living human has ever spoken more truer things through a song of 4 mins

  • @HeroicPorkChops
    @HeroicPorkChops 2 года назад +33

    ive had this stuck in my head for days. Bo Burnham's works have treated my depression better than I ever did with medication.

  • @zayhvhnbicknell5474
    @zayhvhnbicknell5474 6 лет назад +2043

    "you're not my children, you're a bad game of Sims"

  • @jaspergrey6108
    @jaspergrey6108 3 года назад +9975

    I can just imagine God sitting up on a holy cloud watching this show and just absolutely laughing his ass off

    • @kiingdomkey3857
      @kiingdomkey3857 2 года назад +228

      i think the face-palming, pinching his nose image suits better

    • @Sergio-lo6wu
      @Sergio-lo6wu 2 года назад +73

      Oh, You must be talking about *George Carlin

    • @leahjennings2970
      @leahjennings2970 2 года назад +23

      His?

    • @Haru-nee
      @Haru-nee 2 года назад +210

      “That kid is actually right. I'm not taking those idiots up here. They're xenophobic!”

    • @ludovicapugliese6155
      @ludovicapugliese6155 2 года назад +9

      Great comment dude

  • @mrbong123
    @mrbong123 10 месяцев назад +8

    "No one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you"
    Woo i know this is comedy show but that line hits harder than any lyric I've ever listened to.

  • @glygriffe
    @glygriffe 2 года назад +135

    This performance gave me chills multiple times: the voice, the lyrics... And the music is gorgeous. Just wanted to say it.

  • @Eboness
    @Eboness 8 лет назад +4845

    Damn, it got really deep at the end there......I love it.

  • @okay6109
    @okay6109 5 лет назад +2091

    Lyrics:
    Joke
    Joke
    Joke
    Joke
    Joke
    Joke
    Joke
    *You're all horrible people*

    • @j_grimmie
      @j_grimmie 5 лет назад +68

      bo burnham in a nutshell

    • @aydanangus
      @aydanangus 4 года назад +31

      No its
      Joke
      Joke
      Joke
      You all suck
      Joke
      Joke
      More jokes
      You suck

    • @genieboyle269
      @genieboyle269 4 года назад +12

      Kenn Tries and Fails
      B u t w h e n

    • @thelojay
      @thelojay 4 года назад +2

      Why not both

    • @gamzee3610
      @gamzee3610 4 года назад +5

      More like
      Joke
      Joke
      Joke
      *You're all horrible people*
      Joke
      Joke
      *I'm a horrible people*
      Joke
      Joke

  • @toeclo7771
    @toeclo7771 2 года назад +10

    "But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you"
    Gave me shivers.

  • @raggedyanne9631
    @raggedyanne9631 2 года назад +11

    Came here because of Spotify taking most of his songs away

  • @nerveagent1905
    @nerveagent1905 7 лет назад +5389

    Honestly, one of the best songs on religion ever written.

    • @choppedlettuce3249
      @choppedlettuce3249 6 лет назад +36

      Emma Reeves Did you forget about "Rant"

    • @sammycopley1
      @sammycopley1 6 лет назад +26

      "that's why i love mankind" Randy Newman

    • @noahbrown6587
      @noahbrown6587 6 лет назад +10

      George Kaftan That’s called being nondenominational, not catholic.

    • @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158
      @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158 6 лет назад +39

      George Kaftan Christianity is flawed, nothing is beyond criticism.

    • @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158
      @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158 6 лет назад +29

      George Kaftan The flaws of the people following a religion does not guarantee the flawlessness of the religion itself. The people following Christianity AND Christianity can both be flawed, as they are not mutually exclusive. I am claiming that they are both flawed, as there is no such thing as flawlessness.

  • @Alacard0malley
    @Alacard0malley 6 лет назад +3386

    "No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you" is one of the most profound statements I've ever heard

    • @BrightBlueTrousers
      @BrightBlueTrousers 6 лет назад +37

      It really is. I absolutely agree.

    • @lenks0
      @lenks0 6 лет назад +121

      Fight Club has a similar line. Something like "if God exists, in all likelihood he doesn't care about you. In all likelihood, he hates you."

    • @SoySauceSmurf
      @SoySauceSmurf 6 лет назад +20

      When shit gets real

    • @chiaragiagu1001
      @chiaragiagu1001 6 лет назад +1

      Alacard0malley I totally agree

    • @part-timepartytime9621
      @part-timepartytime9621 6 лет назад +15

      a 19 year old comedian wrote the most profound thing you've ever heard?

  • @AnonymouslyHere_xx
    @AnonymouslyHere_xx Год назад +22

    Lyrics!!!
    There's things I don't, want to be misconstrued in my act that I feel often are
    I don't want you leaving my show thinking, that I think I know better than people
    Or that I, that I think I'm better than people in general, um
    Okay, I just wanted to put that out there
    Uh, this is a song from the perspective of God
    The books you think I wrote are way too thick
    Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick?
    And I don't watch you when you sleep
    Surprisingly, I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep
    You're not going to Heaven
    Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you?
    None of you are going to Heaven
    There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
    You shouldn't abstain from rape just 'cause you think that I want you to
    You shouldn't rape 'cause rape is a fucked up thing to do
    Pretty obvious, just don't fuckin' rape people, please
    Didn't think I had to write that one down for ya'
    I don't think masturbation is obscene
    It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen
    You make my job a living hell
    I sent gays to fix overpopulation, and boy did that go well
    You're not going to Heaven
    Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns
    None of you are going to Heaven
    You're not my children, you're a bad game of Sims
    You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to
    You can eat pork, 'cause why the fuck would I give a shit?
    I created the universe, do you think I'm drawing the line at the fuckin' deli Isle?
    You argue and you bicker and you fight
    Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
    Over what they think is true
    But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you
    You pray so badly for Heaven
    Knowing any day might be the day that you die
    But maybe life on Earth could be heaven
    Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?
    My love's the type of thing, that you have to earn
    And when you earn it, you won't need it
    My love's the type of thing, that you have to earn
    When you earn it, you won't need it
    I'm not gonna' you love just 'cause I know that you want me to
    If you want love then the love is gonna' come from you
    Thank you very much

  • @memelord-dl4un
    @memelord-dl4un 2 года назад +8

    "No one entertains the thought that God might not believe in you" Damn bro alright

  • @orionng195
    @orionng195 5 лет назад +2741

    Now this is a god which I am willing to believe in. Not some guy who's always watching over your shoulder and keeping tabs on everything that you do, but someone who made us and just watches passively. Also, "no one entertains the thought maybe God does not believe in you" and "maybe life on Earth could be Heaven" are two of the best quotes from ANYTHING I've ever read, heard or seen.

    • @briannasimpson6891
      @briannasimpson6891 5 лет назад +89

      Your comment made me think "Wow. God and Santa Claus have so much in common."

    • @saintsilk
      @saintsilk 5 лет назад +4

      @@briannasimpson6891 they already do for me.

    • @mikooki1874
      @mikooki1874 5 лет назад +11

      this is a god im willing to belive in too

    • @duffymarie3322
      @duffymarie3322 5 лет назад +67

      If you seriously believe that God created the universe and watches passively but does not intervene in the life of you are others, that is an actual belief. It’s called deism. Deism is more of a philosophy than a religion, though.

    • @mikooki1874
      @mikooki1874 5 лет назад +24

      @@duffymarie3322 deism is the most logical shit ever

  • @abominablesnowpanda5053
    @abominablesnowpanda5053 8 лет назад +1963

    I sent this to a Christian girl... she got really pissed. Like most people, she didn't realize the line that says "Maybe life on earth could be heaven... doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?" Or the part that says "My love's the type of thing you have to earn"..... I don't think she saw anything other than the semi-offensive things that are still true.

    • @letplayabc
      @letplayabc 8 лет назад +46

      *thumb up*

    • @garnalengarnering
      @garnalengarnering 8 лет назад +14

      +Abominable Snow Panda I have very mixed feelings about this song. I love for example the "maybe life on earth could be heaven" part, but strongly disagree with thing like "you're not my children" or "my love is something you need to earn"

    • @bookwormyourordinary5227
      @bookwormyourordinary5227 8 лет назад +87

      well...I'm not a christian but I think people shouldn't take the offensive(yet quite true) part so seriously.
      I actually think this song is giving us a great message, like don't just go on praying to god and help, do your shit yourself. Well, at least that was what me and my 3 christian friends thought.

    • @done.gsmith6997
      @done.gsmith6997 8 лет назад +21

      +Abominable Snow Panda but actually, most christians believe that, that is something which is a christian value. to treat this world with love and care for it, like dominion or stewardship. but yeah, maybe consider people's feelings before sending crap. haha

    • @abominablesnowpanda5053
      @abominablesnowpanda5053 8 лет назад +7

      Donsds Sds i didnt send it directly to her, i sent it to a group chat of about 30 kids that had her in it... i even said that it might be offensive

  • @hysteria257
    @hysteria257 2 года назад +8

    "My love's the type of thing that you've got to earn, and when you earn it, you don't need it" I feel is a very overlooked yet important line

  • @TheTrueHornyMan
    @TheTrueHornyMan 5 месяцев назад +10

    Sang this at church, apparently i'm not allowed in the church anymore, don't know why

  • @sami6998
    @sami6998 7 лет назад +1625

    "I created the universe. you think i'm drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?"

    • @ciaran3884
      @ciaran3884 7 лет назад +5

      samantha maney aisle is a stupid word!

    • @ZenoxyO
      @ZenoxyO 7 лет назад +4

      Ciaran is a stupid word! (ITS NOT A WORD)

    • @ciaran3884
      @ciaran3884 7 лет назад +2

      jim guzzle Ciaran is a name, in that case all names including Jim would be stupid words, and Jim is a stupid name, so simple and common JimBob Hillbilly.

    • @RyuKazeko
      @RyuKazeko 7 лет назад +4

      Not eating pork actually comes from Pig being a fucked up thing to eat by nature I mean why the fuck would you want to eat something that eats It's own shit :D

    • @sami6998
      @sami6998 7 лет назад +7

      +Alu- Card didn't ask, but ok

  • @foadrightnow5725
    @foadrightnow5725 8 лет назад +3131

    "...Maybe life on Earth could be Heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try? ...My love is the type of thing that you have to earn and when you earn it, you won't need it! I'm not going give you love just cuz I know that you want me to. If you want love, then the love has got to come from you!" These are some of THE most profound words I've ever heard! I literally shed a tear every time I hear it. Bo truly is in a class by himself!

    • @ZeroRekoning
      @ZeroRekoning 8 лет назад +32

      You know its sad because these things are actually taught in church but people are too ignorant to hear it out. By the way I am not a believer I am just forced to go there. That's why I despise most of the people there because they always think they are wise to not fight or change and just believing in God itself or loving God only is letting them to heaven. Everyone just ignores these small details from Bible that make up so much for society.
      If they can't respect or love others at their standard but only love someone really outstanding like God, what makes us all think God will love his followers? It's the government all over again or basically saying I believe in Superman. Funny isn't it?

    • @lilthreegame7991
      @lilthreegame7991 8 лет назад +22

      it's #deep

    • @emdiar6588
      @emdiar6588 8 лет назад +5

      "Bo truly is in a class by himself!" Ever heard of Tim Minchin?

    • @foadrightnow5725
      @foadrightnow5725 8 лет назад +6

      +em diar
      Yes, I have heard of Tim Minchin. And I enjoy his work very much. And while Bo and Tim may share a lot of similarities in their style of comedy, I find Bo's music more profound overall. But it's highly unlikely Bo will ever come close to Tim's piano playing ability. He's an absolute genius when it comes to tickling those ivories! I've commented before that a collaboration between the two of them would be absolutely epic! I'm sure they both were influenced by another great pianist satirist... the awesome Tom Leher!

    • @GuerillaWelder
      @GuerillaWelder 8 лет назад +2

      +FOAD RIGHTNOW I love Tim's song if I didn't have you, he had some very profound lyrics really, but his clarity of speech causes alot of it to go unnoticed until after the third listen. I prefer bo, but maybe because I discovered and memorized him first. my aunt and uncle haven't heard of bo and I'm so excited about sharing his music with them:) I love being part of someone else's discovery of awesome

  • @brieflynoted1
    @brieflynoted1 2 года назад +10

    "Bo is the man. I cant wait for this special." - Philip DeFranco, 2014

    • @brieflynoted1
      @brieflynoted1 2 года назад +7

      "Bo is the man. I cant wait for this special." -Everyone, 2021

  • @fantano2
    @fantano2 6 лет назад +2399

    *GOD HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ROOM*

  • @OneSmallJellyfish
    @OneSmallJellyfish 4 года назад +4182

    "No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you."
    "Maybe life on Earth could be Heaven."
    "If you want love then the love's gotta come from you."
    Some of the most powerful lines I've ever heard.

    • @Kuso319
      @Kuso319 4 года назад +38

      Fr i love his standup because they're funny yet lowkey #deep

    • @LiquidSandwich
      @LiquidSandwich 3 года назад +25

      According to the comments, there was another line that was removed about how the real collection point to donate to God is that homeless guy’s plate

    • @lor4504
      @lor4504 3 года назад +9

      He 'hides' important messages in his songs

    • @ugaboga9829
      @ugaboga9829 3 года назад +7

      ‘’I Don’t watch You when You sleep’’ Bo Burnham

    • @hipeople7338
      @hipeople7338 3 года назад +27

      That and "My love is something you need to earn, and when you earn it, you won't need it"

  • @maramaja
    @maramaja 19 дней назад +1

    “My love’s the type of thing that you have to earn and when you earn it you don’t need it” I love how he sings that line, it gives me goosebumps.

  • @tvthecat
    @tvthecat Год назад +10

    Religious people, if this song aggravates you a lot then the song is about you.

  • @DaMaG1011
    @DaMaG1011 8 лет назад +564

    I like how he doesn't repeat stuff too often in his songs, except that one love song.

    • @oliverkline5240
      @oliverkline5240 8 лет назад +1

      I loved this comment XD

    • @Christian-ej2tm
      @Christian-ej2tm 7 лет назад

      lol

    • @Elrcsm3190
      @Elrcsm3190 7 лет назад +23

      DaMaG SATAN YOU TASTE SO GOOD REPEAT STUFF REPEAT STUFF REPEAT STUFF

    • @ingenious-idiot2809
      @ingenious-idiot2809 6 лет назад +2

      Lovely Horrors GUUuuUUUUUuuuuUUuUDdd*

    • @_pnika
      @_pnika 6 лет назад +2

      DaMaG two. Oh Bo! and Repeat stuff

  • @TheRubyRose
    @TheRubyRose 9 лет назад +1083

    Its funny at the beginning...then gets super deep....

    • @TheRubyRose
      @TheRubyRose 9 лет назад

      Weiss Schnee ((I dont think so....maybe...i dont know...still awesome))

    • @theguywholives007
      @theguywholives007 9 лет назад +2

      Ruby Rose can i just say i like your username because its from RWBY

    • @TheWayWill
      @TheWayWill 9 лет назад +22

      Ruby Rose So deep in fact... that I named this song... #deep

    • @rocknoter8481
      @rocknoter8481 9 лет назад

      TheWayWill Nice reference.

    • @Aburaishi
      @Aburaishi 9 лет назад +3

      TheWayWill Your references are out of control, bro. Everyone knows that.

  • @Ellerz03
    @Ellerz03 Год назад +10

    Moral of this song for the people getting stupidly offended: being religious doesn’t make you a good person

  • @rapidragekade6901
    @rapidragekade6901 Год назад +13

    gotta be the easiest and most accurate way for me to share my religious stances with people

  • @johntheatheist.123
    @johntheatheist.123 8 лет назад +542

    strongest part of the song is, "maybe god does not believe in you".

    • @ez5993
      @ez5993 8 лет назад +27

      I think it's the "once you earn my love, you won't need it" bit

    • @johntheatheist.123
      @johntheatheist.123 8 лет назад +1

      Eh yeah

    • @aaam8999
      @aaam8999 8 лет назад +27

      +Riley Hubbell "I'm not going to give you love just cause I know that you want me to. If you want love then the love is gonna come from you"

    • @johntheatheist.123
      @johntheatheist.123 8 лет назад

      Alright.

    • @MarvelVulcan
      @MarvelVulcan 8 лет назад +2

      +Riley Hubbell It wouldn't make sense to not believe in people since by his own words we are created in his image lolol. This bit was far better - knowing any day might be the day that you die but maybe life on earth could be heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?.