Donald Trump's Gettysburg Address
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- Опубликовано: 14 апр 2024
- Speaking in Pennsylvania, Donald Trump delivered an incoherent word salad about Gettysburg with Robert E. Lee talking like a pirate, facts nowhere to be found, and just a dash of pro-Confederacy rhetoric.
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When a student stands up in class to report on a book, that they clearly haven’t read. 😂
An unprepared student would make more sense than this!
a very very confident student
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them support tRump.
What Eric Cartman would stumble
“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
― Groucho Marx
Still ten times more coherent than Biden
@@-RobHunter- Biden can't get a whole sentence out without mumbling some word. Deny reality all you want, deep down you know the man is severely demented.
@@rosskaske6357 I am sure you think so. I bet you thought Trump's speech about Gettysburg was brilliant! Proof that only people dumber than him still support him.
He's very, very, 😈 too.
@@rosskaske6357Biden's peers praise his integrity. Has integrity are words never used to describe Trump.
who knew Robert E Lee was an Irish Pirate?
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😂
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dude....he got EVERYTHING wrong in that speech. Robert E Lee personally took the blame for telling Pickett to charge uphill against Union forces at Gettysburg. His entire regiment was decimated. Trump is such a dumbass
😂🤣😂
"Never fight uphill, me-boys" --Irish Robert E. Lee, probably
Was Popeye one of Lee's Generals?
The kids were after his lucky charms
@@robertjohnson801 "Fight a pill???"
Didnt know mr krabs was a confederate 😂
Roibeard O'Leiagh
"Never fight uphill, me boys!" I have a new favorite historical quote.
Future generations will look back on this and think.....we should have taken the plasic microparticles out of the drinking water much sooner.
posterity will never forgive us for allowing this rampaging menace to threaten our future
PURE GOLD !
Diet Coke is the only thing this guy drinks.
@RobertWilliams-fe5yy he probably touches with it.
Oh this is good old fashioned lead poisoned dementia-brain.
"Gettysburg was so vicious and horrible and so beautiful in so many ways"...got all your bases covered there Donald?
He forgot hot & cold, sweet & sour, wet & dry.
Trump's ignorance appalled his advisors.
@@RorkesDriftVC I doubt it.. if they went along with drinking bleach, nuking hurricanes and windmill cancer, why should mistaking Robert E. Lee as the blarney-inflected swashbuckling hero of Gettysburg make any difference?
Arrrrrrr, there be pirates at the top of the hill me boys!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Arrrrr matey! Up the hill we go for me treasure chest.
@@Micheleoneandonly
😂😂😂😂😂
“Me boys”. LOLOL WTF?
When a fool speaks , he should be ignored not followed.
"OH you know the thing!" - joe biden. 😅
Legit read it "when a food speaks".
Well said...
Robert E Lee definitely didn’t sound like Mr Krabs
When you give a book report, but only read the book cover..
Have you ever noticed you can take any Trump statement, replace the topic with any other topic and you will get essentially the same statement. Here you could replace “Gettysburg” with “Super Bowl” or “Solar Eclipse” and the speech would make as much sense because he never really completes a sentence and never really says anything.
Superbowl. Wow.
My groceries and rent were cheaper under Trump and his tax cuts. Square that circle. Tell me why I shouldn't vote for cheaper groceries.
@@Moe_Posting_Chad
Groceries… Wow!
@@twhis9843 Ah yes. I forgot. You subsist as a NEET off of the money the Government steals from my paycheck. Of course you don't care, EBT pays for everything.
@@Moe_Posting_Chad what has Trump said that he would do to reverse inflation? Tariffs? LOL.
Christ, what a word salad.
True Trump-followers will have no trouble understanding the message being dogwhistled through a "Confederate Railroad" baseball cap at Gettysburg.
Nothing is accidental in his stage-managed appearances.
Pandering to the Confederates.
He makes no sense?! What a disgrace to our country.
But diaper shitting Biden isn't, right?
Never fight uphill me boys. What did Robert E. Lee turn into an Irish pirate.. lol
I'm not voting for Biden. I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! Bernie is the ONLY man that can begin the process of fixing this country!
He's probably never been to Gettysburg.
He would have no patience to understand the battle of Gettysburg.
@@anthonyiorio8540 dude....he got EVERYTHING wrong in that speech. Robert E Lee personally took the blame for telling Pickett to attack Union forces situated in an elevated position at Gettysburg. His entire regiment was decimated. Trump is such a dumbass
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he didn’t even give this speech in gettysburg, he was like 150 miles from it lmao
He sounds like my Grandma when she doesn’t take her meds.
That's because he is a grandpa who does not take his meds
is this an episode of Drunk History? Best ever!!
I was going to ask the same thing. Holy Hell!
im crying 🤣 " never fight up hill w me boys!" tf lmao
It's called babble or gobbledygook
In the Korean war, US soldiers stuck miles behind enemy lines with no supplies sometimes resorted to cannibalism to survive. They'd gobbledygook...😉
( Sorry...)
@thesoundsmith Dude
Why is it that every time I hear Trump talk about an event in American History I think of Roseanne barr singing the national anthem..
This is beyond becoming a parody of yourself…I don’t even know what to say anymore
From the faces in the background to the Mike Lindell ad, this is utter comedy
“A lotta losers died that day at Gettysburg” 🇺🇸
"Trump's understanding of history was really limited." John Kelly, WH Chief of Staff.
Yeah, they wore grey 😂
Donald Trump's immortal Gettysburg Wow Address.
Is he just saying random words?!
I'm not a trump supporter but I can tell what he is saying so I'm not sure what the problem is
@@jakethemistakeRulez If his speech makes sense to you, I'd call 911 immediately. You're in the middle of a massive stroke. Is your mouth drooping, or do you have numbness in your arms?
Good luck Jake. I'm rooting for you.
@@jakethemistakeRulez
It makes sense. But it's so clear he has literally no idea what he's talking about.
@@jakethemistakeRulez Rancid word salad.
@@jimdavidson7771 I like the attempt at like the insults but it's really not that hard to understand let me know what you think is confusing and I'll explain it to you if you need help.
WTF! He deserves to be president of MORONville
Rex Tillerson was right, you know.
What’s he going “to watch” at Gettysburg?
People put on fake battles there
Tour buses and ticks.
A reenactment. Do you live under a rock?
@@TheDrag0nSlayer
Yeah I’m sure trump really cares about it. “It was beautiful.”
@@TheDrag0nSlayer I know right? Like who doesn't know this it's like the big thing people do there.
"Where our Union was saved fie the immortal heroes at Gettysburg. Gettysburg, what an unbelievable...battle that was, the battle of Gettysburg, what an unbelievable. I mean it was so much, and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways, it it represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow. I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania to look and to watch. And, uh, the statement of Robert E. Lee who's no longer in favor, did you ever notice that? No longer in favor. Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill. They were fighting uphill, he said, 'wow, that was a big mistake.' He lost his great General. And uh, they were fighting never fight uphill me boys! But it was too late."
Well, he did say he knew more than the generals... and meteorologists... and pathologists...and...
Now we can add historians to the list.
How humble is he to never have mentioned that he witnessed the whole thing from behind the ramparts at the airport.
Yikes!!!
My groceries were cheaper under Trump. I voted for him twice to do that, not to lecture me about history. I don't care if the man knows the nitty gritty about Gettysburg. I just want to afford to eat.
Sounds like a kid who didn't write his speech and is just winging it in front of the class.
NEVER FIGHT UPHILL, ME BOYS!!!
Every ship of fools needs a captain.
Yep, giving credit to a traitor, that's our current state of politics in this country.
Trump sounds like a fifth grader called on to give an oral book report on a book he really hasn't read! It almost sounds as if he doesn't know that Robert E. Lee was fighting _against_ the Union!
He is pandering to the Southerners who still fly the confederate flag. You know, the ones who want another civil war.
He didn't want to take a side. "Robert E. Lee. He's no longer in favor. Has anyone noticed that?" Uh, yeah. The top Confederate general has been no longer in favor for about 160 years.
So, "shockingly horrible" is beautiful? Definitely NOT presidential material!
He doesn’t know what the fuck he’s saying. He just says shit and people cheer.
I hate to break it to you but he literally IS presidential material by virtue of the fact that he was president.
@@TheDrag0nSlayer ilshitigtd at your ignorant stupidity!
And he's gonna win again in November. Better vote really hard and hope and pray that Biden really has the support to win.
@@Moe_Posting_Chadhow about we get a younger president for once
“Where our union was saved by the immortal heroes of Gettysburg [off script rambling] Never fight up hill [off script rambling]” I wonder if Trump’s speech writers drink themselves into unconsciousness.
Lost in space, this guy is in rapid cognitive decline.
lol ok
Biden?
His abnormal fixation on retribution and vengeance makes him stupid AND dangerous.
@@RorkesDriftVC Netenyahu?
I think in this case he’s just an uneducated moron who is winging it on a subject he knows very little about. He’s also pandering to the Southerners who still fly the confederate flag & want another civil war.
Thump has become indistinguishable from anyone making fun of him.
Biden is indistinguishable, period. That old fogey can barely speak a sentence without stumbling over his words!
Did you also know that Bunker Hill was very-very slippery because the
British were coming!
"...and the Redcoats were out to seize the airports!"
"You must have 1,000 words in your book report."
Why is he quoting Robert E Lee?
You go to Gettysburg to watch what? You go there to do things and pay respect.
Imagine watching this after watching Biden's State Of The Union and saying, with a straight face, "Biden is senile."
Plenty of clips out there proving Biden is senile
Biden has made my groceries more expensive, increased the price of my rent, and he has us on pins and needles because WW3 is going from proxy wars to hot wars. And the jews are killing brown people in Palestine.
I'll take Trump. I'd rather have a harmless idiot than a Obama puppet being hearsed around in preparation for WW3.
Trump obituary 2024!!!
not cool...
There speaks a boy who didn't do his homework assignment
Gettysburg. Wow.
"Wow that was a big mistake...Never fight uphill me boys!!!" Greatest historical quote OF ALL TIME
"Never fight uphill me boys" is genuinely so fucking funny. It's a shame trump got into politics because he cracks me up
I dont even care about Trump, but tell me again why so many people worship this guy? I genuinely dont get it.
SpongeBob, me boy! Never fight uphill!
Trumpian gibberish ! Rarely have I heard the English language being so utterly mangled. He is a walking, talking oxymoron.
Took the oxy, became a moron...
I think his historians are those guys behind him wearing their hats backwards.
I am very disappointed at the education system I grew up with, they lied about our Country's history, thankfully sleep don enlightened and educated us with the real history, thank you mr. Dozo thank you 😂😅
In conclusion, Gettysburg is a land of contrast.
One thing Gettysburg exports is corn.
History lessons with trump will be much easier to pass.
“Gettysburg wow”
People keep saying that Biden is losing it, but I've never heard anything so incomprehensible as this. Trump is losing it.
What was that?
History , the Trump way !
He makes mad libs sound like legal documents.
"just the other day a veteran came up to me, big, strong guy, he said 'sir! sir!', i've fought in many wars and studied war all my life, but your speech at gettysburg was the most amazing speech ever, no one's ever understood the battle like you do, i know we would've won if you had been president.' he was a real tough guy, and he had a tear in his eye as he said this to me."
Who wrote that speech? It was pathetic.
LOL
I love the part where he has Robert e Lee talk like a 40K ork
But did you guys use the promo code?!!
General Robert E. Lee was a Southerner from Virginia, not a leprechaun from Ireland.
During his administration, Trump's staff was appalled at his ignorance.
Kid behind Orange Dorkus is hilarious!
Word salad
Me when I have to write an essay on Gettysburg
The words of a stable genius!🤣😂
This should be added to the Ken Burns documentary. 😂
This can’t be the best we can do 😢
“Never fight uphill, me boys!” was Robert E. Lee secretly Mr. Krabs?
Updated: “Been that way for 30 years.” - U.S. Justice Department on the lack of Human Rights in Oklahoma County Jail, 2020
“Makes me feel human again after this place.” - Oklahoma City Art Museum review after life in the local shelters (20+ years in the making), 2024
“It is said that no one truly knows a nation until one has been inside its jails. A nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but its lowest ones.” - Nelson Mandela 🥂🥂
I saw that essay too😂 had to check because no way
I like the 80% off promo for the my pillow guy in the middle of his speech……….
he said robert e lee is no longer in favor... does he know robert lee's been dead for like 160 years?
Trump is off his rocker and is incoherent.
he just sounds exactly like I did in middle school trying to do an oral presentation on a book where I read maybe the first page and the back cover of the book. Give him a break, we’ve all been there, am I right?
Edit- sorry, just now saw there are multiple comments on this very thing. I guess we really can all relate!
"General Grant's after me Lucky Charms!" -Robert E. Lee, probably
It was a tall short battle that was fought in the midground.
This is why the rest of the world laughs at us.
What about the kid behind him making faces!!
“It’s over Anakin. I have the high ground”. That’s what he was getting at.
This is so good
Me boys? Is he Mr. Krabs?
Is Trump implying that it was a tragedy that Robert E Lee lost?
Never fight uphill, me boys!
The same unforgettable address he gave that morning in 5th grade when he showed up the day of his book report without having done the reading.
Future historians will look back on this moment to reflect upon the harms that leaded gasoline did to the world until it was banned in 1975.
““Never fight uphill me boys” -Robert E. Lee” -Donald Trump
Wowwww...that a big mistake - Robert E Lee
Sounds like something Chris Chan have wrote while he was in high school
Never fight uphill me booooys😂
"Gettysburg, wow."
sometimes i really love it when this man speaks. wow. beautiful
And his cult sits there in stunned silent awe of the great orator & historian
When I think of the Battle of Gettysburg, "Beautiful" is not the word that comes to mind.
If that gets him elected president I better get an A on the next college paper I ramble on
“No longer in favor” HE WAS A CONFEDERATE
He wishes he could own slaves