Geralt meets a tax collector.

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • Geralt gets questioned about having payed taxes.

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  • @tonyc3142
    @tonyc3142 2 месяца назад +1109

    What makes it funnier is all the accusations of tax fraud are early game exploits for farming crowns 😂

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ Месяц назад +14

      Pretty sure the cow hide part no longer works, since a Chort spawns at White Orchid when you try the old exploits. And it's a tedious process if you also want to farm the Chort's loot.

    • @johnpantag472
      @johnpantag472 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@_MaZTeR_ there is a better one in velen where if you meditate cows respawn and no monster spawns

    • @4CelciusDegree
      @4CelciusDegree Месяц назад +5

      @@_MaZTeR_ Its actually better since the Chort worths more

  •  2 месяца назад +615

    This cutscene was released when they fixed a money farming exploit, and it's a wonderful way to connect with the players and let them know devs got it fixed :D

    • @TheYoutubeUser69
      @TheYoutubeUser69 2 месяца назад +11

      its also stupid and petty from the devs to limit player choices^^

    •  2 месяца назад +61

      @@TheRUclipsUser69 What are you on about?

    • @noelic6744
      @noelic6744 2 месяца назад +45

      @@TheRUclipsUser69 I mean, that's kinda the point of a game. A survival game with unlimited access to food isn't really that endearing, the limitations are part of the game in some ways. If the devs thought that the exploit was taking away from an intended experience then its fair to remove it.

    • @MateusVIII
      @MateusVIII Месяц назад +30

      @@TheRUclipsUser69 It isn't really limiting choices. Exploiting a grinding mechanic to make a load of cash isn't really a mechanic. Plus, it is a lot more hilarious now to have a tax collector coming in.

    • @Kyo-kf6jf
      @Kyo-kf6jf Месяц назад +15

      @@TheRUclipsUser69 I dont think you know what "player choices" really means.

  • @cerberus144
    @cerberus144 3 месяца назад +818

    Alternate title: Geralt commits tax fraud

    • @deviperniek
      @deviperniek  3 месяца назад +140

      Whatever do you mean? I answered honestly. And you cannot prove otherwise.

    • @RenanL.S.
      @RenanL.S. 2 месяца назад +12

      Geralt praticing self defense.

    • @Riviscira
      @Riviscira Месяц назад +1

      Source?

    • @Grz349
      @Grz349 Месяц назад +8

      @@deviperniekHe receives a rate mention for childless bachelors, when he does have a child and is in a longer relationship.

    • @morfeuzalas2102
      @morfeuzalas2102 Месяц назад

      Considering in those times income tax did not exist, this scene makes no sense.

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc Месяц назад +277

    The idea that a Tax Collector would ever thank someone for being a good taxpayer is the most ludicrous part of the situation.

    • @knell18897
      @knell18897 Месяц назад +13

      Is it ? In my country, people do get a diploma for doing taxes on time.

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc Месяц назад

      +@@knell18897+ Clearly you've never dealt with the IRS...

    • @morfeuzalas2102
      @morfeuzalas2102 Месяц назад +9

      @knell18897 What country is that? Narnia?

    • @Brendor77
      @Brendor77 Месяц назад +2

      As someone who works in the field I can confirm there’s no such thing as a diploma for good tax standing, if you don’t have good standing is when we start sending you stuff lol

  • @CustomizedUsername
    @CustomizedUsername 3 месяца назад +450

    Just lie to the IRS like everyone else 😂

    • @deviperniek
      @deviperniek  3 месяца назад +83

      Me? Lie? I would never. How dare you suggest such a thing?

    • @ghost_ship_supreme
      @ghost_ship_supreme 2 месяца назад +1

      @@deviperniekthe Witcher code forbids it!

    • @olegp3671
      @olegp3671 Месяц назад +4

      Because the IRS never ever finds out when you lie!

    • @Greasy_Gram
      @Greasy_Gram Месяц назад

      But how will the gov ever find money to waste

    • @votecthulhu9378
      @votecthulhu9378 Месяц назад +4

      Its against the witchers code

  • @jamescheddar4896
    @jamescheddar4896 3 месяца назад +360

    The government is more upset that you don't pay taxes on your criminal underhanded dealings than you're doing them to begin with. That's how the world works.

    • @victorochoa3662
      @victorochoa3662 2 месяца назад +11

      I mean, drug cartels do make good money 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @scaper12123
      @scaper12123 2 месяца назад +17

      That's actually how they booked Al Capone, so there ya go.

    • @177SCmaro
      @177SCmaro Месяц назад +5

      Well, I mean, what is the government and tax collectors going to argue? That murder and theft are wrong? That'd be ironic.

    • @conatus1306
      @conatus1306 Месяц назад +5

      @@177SCmaro Reminds me of the Voltaire quote. "It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets"

    • @177SCmaro
      @177SCmaro Месяц назад

      @@conatus1306
      Yes. And there is also the insanity of "government exists to protect us from murderers and thieves" when governments have murdered more people and stole far more than all "private" murderers and thieves combined, and that's not even counting wars, which all wars are started by governments, those are just acts of democide and police violence.
      It's not even close.
      If there is intelligent life in the universe these are reasons why they apparently want nothing to do with us.
      Statism is not rational and it cannot be defended rationally. It always comes down to appeal to emotion.

  • @jordynozymandias374
    @jordynozymandias374 2 месяца назад +134

    I definitely didn't waltz into several homes in Beauclair and steal several thousand worth of jewelery, silverware and other luxury goods. They also weren't home and sleeping while I went through their cabinets.

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 Месяц назад +4

      A born kingdom come Player.

  • @dededede9257
    @dededede9257 Месяц назад +83

    Geralt can maybe escape the Wild Hunt but not the tax

  • @therecklesswarlock6439
    @therecklesswarlock6439 Месяц назад +88

    WIPT-30/c form is something i would never expect to hear in a medieval setting, more soemthing id hear from modern times.

    • @Imrixan
      @Imrixan Месяц назад +20

      To be fair, this is the same setting where you can find notes written by assorted mages talking explicitly about transhumanism, and identifying magical monsters by the barcodes their makers left on them. Historical accuracy is really not a priority, nor should it have to be.

  • @molybdaen11
    @molybdaen11 Месяц назад +23

    I remember him.
    He was included as a joke because to many players just stole from nobles or collect pearls from clams instead of going monster hunting.

  • @chadbinsigma6487
    @chadbinsigma6487 2 месяца назад +161

    Ah yes the Witchers code forbids it....
    Source: Eskels love life

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 2 месяца назад +14

      I like how there isn't such a thing as a "Witchers Code" in reality it just Geralt's way of finding a reason not to do something he doesn't like.

    • @chadbinsigma6487
      @chadbinsigma6487 2 месяца назад +13

      @@ethanduncan1646 Yeah its a trope in the books where he blames his mutations and cites him being a witcher as a reason to do something or not do something.
      Like the man claims to have no emotions yet the entire series of books is just him looking out for his daughter and waifu

  • @goatslayer3160
    @goatslayer3160 Месяц назад +133

    "Have you ever waltzed into someone's home and taken something without their permission?"
    "Yes"
    "How many times?
    "Yes."

  • @noahcrowley2954
    @noahcrowley2954 3 месяца назад +138

    Tax collector: "have you another man's house?"
    Geralt: *profuse sweating in spamming E* "no..."

    • @deviperniek
      @deviperniek  3 месяца назад +30

      That sweating was because it was a hot day and i was in full fighting gear.

  • @rainemccandless8160
    @rainemccandless8160 Месяц назад +13

    First kingslaying, now tax fraud? Geralt is out of control

  • @spearshake4771
    @spearshake4771 2 месяца назад +71

    Lorewise what bothers me is when he shows up in Oxenfurt. I mean he's basically a representative of Occupied Temeria aka Nilfgaard and he somehow manages to make it into in Oxenfurt. Even him showing up in the FREE city of Novigrad is hilarious😂

  • @mazikaze
    @mazikaze Месяц назад +27

    "I'm crazy enough to take on The Wild Hunt, but IRS, no thank you!"

  • @AlexisTheDragon
    @AlexisTheDragon 3 месяца назад +37

    I heard of 1, tried to do 2 but it was patched, and as for 3, well yeah....that's the game....
    Though I knew a lets player who RP'd against doing that, so he coulda legit said all 3 no.

    • @deviperniek
      @deviperniek  3 месяца назад +6

      Yeah i might have stretched the truth while answering him.

  • @marduk1734
    @marduk1734 2 месяца назад +35

    Walthemor Mitty: have you ever taken anything valuable from Skellige's buccaneers with intent to exchange it for GrandMaster sets?
    Geralt (with at least 10 tons of jewels and rusted swords): never! the The Witcher code forbids! How dare you!

  • @nickchavez720
    @nickchavez720 Месяц назад +19

    The one monster not even Geralt can beat...the tax man.

  • @ninjaviking1999
    @ninjaviking1999 2 месяца назад +18

    Even Witchers have to deal with the IRS ffs

  • @RickeGnool
    @RickeGnool Месяц назад +2

    As someone who never used the money farming exploit I had no idea what the h*ll this guy was talking about.

  • @voidc4
    @voidc4 Месяц назад +6

    "excuse me" lmao geralt knows damn well he aint payin taxes

  • @dahpughie
    @dahpughie 2 месяца назад +10

    His name at least in English is a reference to Walter Mitty which implies he is impersonating a tax collector

  • @profikiller7303
    @profikiller7303 2 месяца назад +12

    The IRS will not take my coin

  • @Raydnt69
    @Raydnt69 2 месяца назад +10

    That went alot more differently then I would have thought.

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 2 месяца назад +9

    Wait so buying something from someone ignorant of its potential value and reselling it is a crime? Ffs subjective value is half the basis of the free market!

    • @noelic6744
      @noelic6744 2 месяца назад +3

      Its a pretty good law to be fair. This would mostly benefit the common people and prevent the rich from taking advantage of them.

    • @177SCmaro
      @177SCmaro Месяц назад +3

      I would say that is still much less evil and damaging to society than shoving a gun in everyone's face and declaring it "law" if they don't sell at the price the people in government feel like, in their feeling place, is "fair".

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 Месяц назад +1

      A few things to note.
      -Its a medieval Fantasy mindset, im not even sure the concept of Free Market even exist and if it does its only limited to merchants preferably the richer kind
      -Free Market was seen by the small people as a way for the rich to abuse the poor, and they are right, especially when their very food is at stakes of being victim of the free market
      -hell Free market in general is idealised because it has many flaws, its honestly for the best that theres a good controll from the autorities to prevent abuses

    • @177SCmaro
      @177SCmaro Месяц назад

      @@Freedmoon44
      A free market is so fundamental to most the more complex life on this planet even animals like primates or even mice engage in it, trading something of value for something else of value they want.
      So people living in the medieval times and before might not have a name for it or conceptualize it as a theory of economics but they engaged in it on a daily basis.
      Try to stop it.
      Even in modern prisons, the most regulated place in society that outright bans the use of money, they can't keep people from conducting trades and using things like cigarettes for currency.
      People engaging in free trade does not have "flaws" per se, people do. Any time you use force you are not engaging in a free market and that's something a lot of people don't understand and end up blaming the wrong thing.
      For example, some people blame the free market for the corporate and banking corruption and exploitation prevalent in the USA when all of that is based on government, which is based on force, which is antithetical to a free market.
      The idea that "we must control the free market" is EXACTLY what creates a merger of corporations and government (corporation are a product of government). Why?
      Because the moment you give the government control over the economy, in order to remain competitive, it's inevitable businesses, ect, will try to buy that influence and control in government to benefit themselves.
      In other words, in trying to protect people from "exploitation" in economics by giving government power over the economy, you've created the worse exploiters of all, you've not only made the very monster you sought to slay, but you've made one that is a million times worse.
      I would bet you've had far more taken from you by government then you've ever been scammed out of from a business. And at least with a business you might have legal recourse to sue to get your money back, you can't do that when wronged by government. The government doesn't allow it.

  • @ryxtan
    @ryxtan Месяц назад +3

    7.3% tax credit for hazardous profession? Calculated after adjustments? That's honestly not too bad! Huh.

  • @mghegotagun
    @mghegotagun Месяц назад +4

    I had to resist the urge to use him as a sword sheathe

  • @fedda9999
    @fedda9999 Месяц назад +6

    Toss a coin to your IRS collector

  • @WestLegend03
    @WestLegend03 2 месяца назад +14

    This was one of the most unexpected, funniest and WTF moments of the whole game. I loved it !

    • @deviperniek
      @deviperniek  2 месяца назад +2

      I didn't know it was coming when i entered the town square but loved this part once it was done.

  • @stranger299a
    @stranger299a 2 месяца назад +5

    IGNORANTIA LEGIS NON *EXCUSAT*

  • @MrDemonKing21
    @MrDemonKing21 Месяц назад +2

    Funny enough, I literally didn't do any of these things and also got the Diploma. All because even in games, i'm a goodie two shoes and would feel like a schmuck if I did. Then I watch others play on Twitch... who waltz into houses and steal everything that isn't nailed to the fucking floor. Guess i'm weird or something.

  • @caosin3667
    @caosin3667 Месяц назад +2

    What the hell is whit the hand when he is 'holding' his papers

  • @kamildziubol9371
    @kamildziubol9371 3 месяца назад +13

    HE FINALLY POSTED 2 VIDEOS AFTER 4 MONTHS!!!

    • @deviperniek
      @deviperniek  3 месяца назад

      I am ashamed that it took so long

  • @Dingdongfuggas
    @Dingdongfuggas Месяц назад +1

    The Witcher is so good, you can get fucking audited

  • @mohammadosman1544
    @mohammadosman1544 Месяц назад +2

    Tax collector, a much harder boss than the whole hunt.

  • @ForumBlackwolfdave
    @ForumBlackwolfdave Месяц назад +2

    I just sell everything I get from every smoothbrain that tries to fight me

  • @Wonderkid44
    @Wonderkid44 2 месяца назад +3

    Funny how he is a brummy.

  • @OceanHedgehog
    @OceanHedgehog 2 месяца назад +3

    How are Witchers not exempt from taxes?

    • @user-gh9hz9yf3e
      @user-gh9hz9yf3e Месяц назад +1

      They shouldn't be, if they're gonna waltz into a town, take a fortune for their contract and leave they better at least pay taxes on it

  • @randomperson7483
    @randomperson7483 Месяц назад +1

    What armor is that?

  • @blairshort1098
    @blairshort1098 Месяц назад

    ????
    You spelled civic backwards!

  • @cowboyb4by
    @cowboyb4by 2 месяца назад +4

    I havent made it this far in the game yet 😅 how do you unlock this scene and what choices result in you paying?

    • @deviperniek
      @deviperniek  2 месяца назад +3

      The tax collector is part of the Hearts of Stone expansion.
      He will talk to you when you walk over the Oxenfurt market when you carry 35000 crowns or more.

    • @cowboyb4by
      @cowboyb4by 2 месяца назад

      @@deviperniek thanks! If you pick the opposite choices in the video, do I end up paying something?

    • @deviperniek
      @deviperniek  2 месяца назад +1

      If you admit to 2 out of 3 choices. You will have to pay a 1000 crowns at the Vivaldi bank.

    • @77-7-
      @77-7- Месяц назад +1

      I use max money cheat and got this

    • @deviperniek
      @deviperniek  Месяц назад +1

      @77-7- ok that is also a way to get it.

  • @burge117
    @burge117 Месяц назад +2

    I've never come across this? 😅

    • @deviperniek
      @deviperniek  Месяц назад +2

      It is part of the Heart if Stone expansion. When you have 35000 or more crowns in your pocket and visit the Oxenfurt market he will stop you and this will start.

    • @burge117
      @burge117 Месяц назад +1

      @@deviperniek Thank you.

  • @underthesun-ml4mu
    @underthesun-ml4mu Месяц назад +1

    if the IRS was a person

  • @TheRockK95
    @TheRockK95 Месяц назад

    Monster hunter 6. Doing taxes on every 50th rank. Or every 20th quest.

  • @catfoodbob1
    @catfoodbob1 Месяц назад

    They arn't called the Interdiminsional Revenue service for nothing.

  • @kirosera
    @kirosera 2 месяца назад +3

    what is that armor?

    • @Ras-57319
      @Ras-57319 2 месяца назад +5

      It's the Mastercrafted feline armor.

    • @Conan-Le-Cimmerien
      @Conan-Le-Cimmerien 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Ras-57319 Superior feline only, the mastercrafted has the hood on

    • @Ras-57319
      @Ras-57319 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Conan-Le-Cimmerien The Grandmaster feline armor is the one with the hood, not the Mastercrafted feline armor.

    • @Conan-Le-Cimmerien
      @Conan-Le-Cimmerien 2 месяца назад

      @@Ras-57319 Oops...

  • @brettbibb5334
    @brettbibb5334 2 месяца назад +1

    How and where can find the area to do this side quest? Thanks.

    • @brettbibb5334
      @brettbibb5334 2 месяца назад

      In Novigrad I assume, but where?

    • @deviperniek
      @deviperniek  2 месяца назад

      You will meet him in the Oxenfurt market when you carry 35000 crowns or more. It is part of the hearts and stone dlc.

    • @brettbibb5334
      @brettbibb5334 2 месяца назад +1

      @deviperniek1882 OK, didn't know any of that. Thanks.

  • @english_tomato
    @english_tomato 2 месяца назад +2

    WHAT ME? NEVER HEIL RADOVID >:)

  • @Alice-zm3du
    @Alice-zm3du 2 месяца назад +2

    can u just kill him and move on or XD??

    • @deviperniek
      @deviperniek  2 месяца назад +8

      No. No killing the Tax collector.😂

    • @Alice-zm3du
      @Alice-zm3du 2 месяца назад +3

      @@deviperniek GODDAMIT!

    • @177SCmaro
      @177SCmaro Месяц назад

      @@deviperniek Wait, so all the muggers and thieves have to do is reclassify their profession as "tax collectors" and they can't be touched? Interesting...