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What armor is that?

I hated this guy... but i tried to be gentle but didnt work and i did the witcher way

"Hang it in a place of honor." Great, I'll hang it the only place I ever hang anything: off Roach's ass.

Those glasses are absolutely awful 😂

A stab a day keeps the tax collector away!

I remember him. He was included as a joke because to many players just stole from nobles or collect pearls from clams instead of going monster hunting.

As someone who never used the money farming exploit I had no idea what the h*ll this guy was talking about.

First kingslaying, now tax fraud? Geralt is out of control

I kinda feel bad for Spy balls. I mean She killed his kids before they were born.

"excuse me" lmao geralt knows damn well he aint payin taxes

???? You spelled civic backwards!

Tax collector, a much harder boss than the whole hunt.

I had to resist the urge to use him as a sword sheathe

7.3% tax credit for hazardous profession? Calculated after adjustments? That's honestly not too bad! Huh.

Monster hunter 6. Doing taxes on every 50th rank. Or every 20th quest.

The Witcher is so good, you can get fucking audited

Tax mans voice is like the world's poshest scouser

Nordlings and their manners?! He’s one to talk about mannerisms lol

"I'm crazy enough to take on The Wild Hunt, but IRS, no thank you!"

In the famous words of Inigo the Brave, "The Guards here are all blind, deaf fools. Don't worry; they did not hear me say that."

he's lucky I'm apart ofvthe school of the griffin, and I engage in courtly values.

It is obvious that coin has to be right.

"Erm. . . we can still 'ear you miss."

They arn't called the Interdiminsional Revenue service for nothing.

What the hell is whit the hand when he is 'holding' his papers

Toss a coin to your IRS collector

The one monster not even Geralt can beat...the tax man.

"But my orders-" "Fuck your orders"

armor set?

Love how you have all the manticore(?) pieces of armor at the very start. (I'm pretty sure it's manticore. I mainly use wolf witcher armor/weapons so I'm not well versed in the looks of the others.)

Hermit: "Like who?" Geralt: "Like Jesus." Hermit: "Who's Jesus?" Geralt: "What?" Hermit: "What?"

I prefer the "I'm a witcher." one. They immediately go all, "Oh hell no!" It's hilarious.

WHERE IS THE MUSIC

if the IRS was a person

Funny enough, I literally didn't do any of these things and also got the Diploma. All because even in games, i'm a goodie two shoes and would feel like a schmuck if I did. Then I watch others play on Twitch... who waltz into houses and steal everything that isn't nailed to the fucking floor. Guess i'm weird or something.

It's a shame a letter never arrives at Kear Morhan

The idea that a Tax Collector would ever thank someone for being a good taxpayer is the most ludicrous part of the situation.

I just sell everything I get from every smoothbrain that tries to fight me

I've never come across this? 😅

Geralt can maybe escape the Wild Hunt but not the tax

with respect my lady, it was a dragon

WIPT-30/c form is something i would never expect to hear in a medieval setting, more soemthing id hear from modern times.

There's also a Gwent card of an archer with the quote: "I aim for the knee, always".

"Have you ever waltzed into someone's home and taken something without their permission?" "Yes" "How many times? "Yes."

Shoulda had an option to tell him about the land the queen gave you. And your on a first name basis with her

That went alot more differently then I would have thought.

"Be sure to send your complaint to the right address, and make sure you include a return address so they can tell you to go fuck yourself."

The Billy Connolly look

His name at least in English is a reference to Walter Mitty which implies he is impersonating a tax collector