SCP-606 - The Teacher : Object Class - Euclid : Photonic SCP

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @ffnendhgrgd
    @ffnendhgrgd 6 лет назад +1092

    SCP's who willingly contain themselves should be Object Class: Delightful

    • @hermitpurple3224
      @hermitpurple3224 5 лет назад +8

      @strontiumXnitrate thank you

    • @skelly1004
      @skelly1004 5 лет назад +14

      object class: smol brain

    • @daridon2483
      @daridon2483 4 года назад +10

      @Seraphi Grimaldi We need more of this SCP for anyone on the SCP community that says a bad pun

    • @AstroSalamander
      @AstroSalamander 4 года назад +1

      I second that

    • @VinRocks
      @VinRocks 4 года назад

      *Ez

  • @themaninabucket8365
    @themaninabucket8365 6 лет назад +1685

    YOURE GOING TO LEARN, AND YOURE GONNA LIKE IT

    • @Chaoddity
      @Chaoddity 6 лет назад +20

      This is the best comment.

    • @davidtaylor1255
      @davidtaylor1255 5 лет назад +5

      *hands cookie* calm down

    • @Rocky-xyz
      @Rocky-xyz 5 лет назад +2

      Sounds like my dad...

    • @runetide
      @runetide 4 года назад +1

      @Joe Curr Ah yes, what comment section would be complete without pointless political insertion?

    • @smexyjabba5346
      @smexyjabba5346 4 года назад +3

      Joe Curr This is why we can’t have anything nice, because people like you who think that they are always right have to come in and ruin it. Can’t we just have a nice comment section where people agree and not care what political party they are?

  • @largeamountsofscreaming4771
    @largeamountsofscreaming4771 6 лет назад +1152

    Alright class, today's lesson is on EVERYTHING. *giant explosion*

    • @the_mushroom_lad4643
      @the_mushroom_lad4643 4 года назад +2

      No comment? Jeese

    • @ohioanempire
      @ohioanempire 3 года назад +2

      Palpatine: Execute order 66
      Guy named order 66: *chuckles* I'm in danger

    • @totsuka2213
      @totsuka2213 3 года назад +3

      Your username is most delightfully appropriate

    • @stevenhetzel6483
      @stevenhetzel6483 2 года назад

      Dude sounds just like Enigma from Dota, now I understand how that mf casts black hole... He just starts teaching

    • @dracorex426
      @dracorex426 2 года назад +1

      @@the_mushroom_lad4643 0

  • @NotAGoodUsername360
    @NotAGoodUsername360 6 лет назад +1418

    I wonder if SCP-606 has any way of discerning false information from genuine information. Lies can be taught as easily as truths, after all...

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 6 лет назад +249

      That is a _VERY_ good question. I'm surprised they didn't address that, it makes it seem like that didn't even occur to the author.

    • @dfwai7589
      @dfwai7589 6 лет назад +122

      Gray The Odd it probably didn't or did a little while later and the author either didn't care or had a mental break down from the plot hole in their writing

    • @WhitepawWolfGaming
      @WhitepawWolfGaming 6 лет назад +103

      Potential risk of contradictory information angering 606 would be reason enough to dismiss the option imo. Besides, we're now discovering and outputting so much information as a species that it's highly unlikely we would ever run out of data to give it, save for most K-class scenarios occurring.

    • @Fironnathedarkelf
      @Fironnathedarkelf 6 лет назад +57

      Maybe it likes learning the lie. Like in a roundabout way learning human behavior.
      It wpuld know its a lie, but didnt know the lie existed so it learned about the lie's existence.

    • @OBsurdityTV
      @OBsurdityTV 6 лет назад +13

      Probably doesnt matter to it, info is info.

  • @HeyItsFreeman427
    @HeyItsFreeman427 6 лет назад +1582

    *K N O W L E D G E*

    • @yusufsolomon2737
      @yusufsolomon2737 6 лет назад +55

      HErE iN My GAraGe. LoVe DrIVinG In tHe HoLlYWoOd HiLLs.

    • @Destroyer2150
      @Destroyer2150 6 лет назад +36

      K N O W L E D G E *I S* P O W E R

    • @spocy6408
      @spocy6408 6 лет назад +7

      O O F

    • @alexanderastora8164
      @alexanderastora8164 6 лет назад +15

      YoU kNoW wHaT i LiKe MoRe ThAn *KnOwLeDgE?*
      *MEN!*

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 6 лет назад +7

      @@alexanderastora8164 you know what i like more than BaSiC hUmAn LiFe ThAt CaNt PoSsIbLy PeRciEvE eVeRyThInG i KnOw?
      *KNOWLEDGE*

  • @tyrec123
    @tyrec123 6 лет назад +376

    Reminds me of the plague doktor, they both want to learn more, and they both have a greater goal. They both don't care what happens to those they interact with, even though they want to help them.
    "I am the cure" - "I am the Teacher"

  • @morgangobin9985
    @morgangobin9985 6 лет назад +754

    SCP 606 wants to enlighten you.
    SCP 049 wants to cure you.
    SCP 999 wants to tickle you.
    Makes me wonder what other questionable things SCPs want to do to us!

    • @richmendelson8194
      @richmendelson8194 5 лет назад +150

      [Redacted]

    • @linkkhanato6320
      @linkkhanato6320 5 лет назад +24

      @@richmendelson8194 I see you what you did there..😂

    • @Mightymite1
      @Mightymite1 5 лет назад +36

      173 just wants to kill you.

    • @DaSquareful
      @DaSquareful 5 лет назад +66

      Im sure we can assume the collective cognition of human libido has caused a hentai tentacle monster to form into existence on more than one occasion. We can only assume the foundation incinerates them due recreational injuries and lack of any educational value

    • @joecockrell6628
      @joecockrell6628 5 лет назад +1

      Who TF is Gou?

  • @terribletree7933
    @terribletree7933 5 лет назад +511

    “Im as old as necessary “
    Nice its over 18

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +2005

    So basically, when you become enlightened, you reject your humanity and become the ultimate lifeform.

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 6 лет назад +284

      i am thoroughly convinced you are an instance of SCP-1715

    • @ClayWar237
      @ClayWar237 6 лет назад +95

      Justin Y. Lol you're even part of the scp fanbase? Well

    • @admiralrng6506
      @admiralrng6506 6 лет назад +96

      I dont know why but that sounds like a JoJo reference

    • @romeodavis1052
      @romeodavis1052 6 лет назад +32

      This is also referred to as watching Rick and morty

    • @freaskydoodle999
      @freaskydoodle999 6 лет назад +6

      holy shit your right he is

  • @Gray963
    @Gray963 6 лет назад +167

    This is totally misclassified. Anything that they don't know how to contain with high risk of escaping is considered Keter. Anything they don't fully understand how to contain with a potential risk of breaking containment is Euclid. By no definition is this Euclid since it can leave whenever it wants and they don't know how long the protocols will keep it, it's the epitome of Keter. I really like it though.

    • @phierle1061
      @phierle1061 6 лет назад +28

      It itself stated that it has total will over its state of containment. the only reason this is Euclid is because the foundation doesn't know when or why it would breach containment, which makes Euclid and not Keter.

    • @stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude
      @stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude 5 лет назад +5

      I thought that the Safe/Contained/Neutralized/Euclid/Keter, classifications were based on the danger a particular SCP posed to humanity.
      Safe = An anomalous object posing very little or no threat to humans/humanity.
      Contained = An anomalous object currently and reliably contained by the foundation.
      Neutralized = An anomalous object that has been rid of it's "unusual" properties by whatever means.
      Euclid = an anomalous object that can do significant damage to humanity if left unchecked.
      Keter = An anomalous object capable of human extinction if left unchecked, or triggered by a specific event.
      It could choose to leave and try to "enlighten" the world by killing everyone it meets, causing a great deal of chaos (but not extinction lvls). Thought, it's choice to stay isn't entirely benign as the sceptical Doctor put it.
      I don't think it actually tries to educate anyone, it steals knowledge from those it interacts with. It's a leech that feeds on the mind, and after it's done, the body can't cope without anything going on upstairs and goes into seizures/convulsions, and dies.
      The temptation of great knowledge is the lure it uses to entice it's victims, and only stays with the foundation because being fed is easier than hunting. Or he's waiting for someone at the foundation to slip up.
      I don't know, this one is kinda weird. I guess I would file it as Euclid, but you never know what nefarious agenda it might have. Possibly Keter.

    • @johnnyblack2652
      @johnnyblack2652 5 лет назад +30

      ᔕTᗩYᑎIᖴTY
      The object classes are supposed to be indicative of the ease of containment of any SCP. Safe means you can put it in a box and never worry about it again, Euclid means that you can put it in a box and (though you're not sure exactly how) it will get out of the box eventually (though for the most part it is reliably contained), and Keter means that you can put it in a box but it will definitely break out of the box and probably rampage across the earth (there is no reliable method of containment).

    • @stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude
      @stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude 5 лет назад +4

      @@johnnyblack2652 Ah, I understand now. Thank you good sir. I was always a little confused as to the meaning behind the classifications, and I guess my brain took the subject material and ran away with it.

    • @Skyfighter64
      @Skyfighter64 5 лет назад +5

      @@stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude The only issue with that hypothesis is that victims of 606's "teachings" have vastly increased brain activity. What is clearly going on, from my vantage point, is that the Human brain can store somewhere along the lines of information equivalent to about 6 billion pages of written word. A good chunk of this information is dedicated to simply running our internal organs: something along the lines of an Operating system installed in our brain that probably takes up about 1Billion pages. Next you have the secondary required information the brain processes on a normal basis; i.e. language, how to balance and actually walk, all motors skills, etc. and figure that information takes up another 1B pages (It's a LOT more complicated, running a human body than one is ever likely to understand), leaving something like 4 Billion pages of information that can be freely overwritten without disrupting the system. when 606 is trying to teach someone, it is probably trying to directly download at minimum 10 GB of information directly into our head. Since we don't have storage space for 10GB, it tries to reformat the brain, effectively erasing the operating system in order to gain more room to store info, leading to a complete crash of the system, causing a coma, and death as the brain fails to regulate any system because it simply doesn't know how to do it anymore.

  • @brockly6434
    @brockly6434 6 лет назад +27

    "I do not call it death, it is the consequence of being inadequate"

  • @st0rmflake338
    @st0rmflake338 6 лет назад +84

    What if this Scp managed to "enlight" someone, but that person lives.
    Would it mean that he had finally found somebody adequate enough for limitless knowledge?

    • @toatahu2003
      @toatahu2003 6 лет назад +20

      It isn't "limitless". It's finite, but massive.

    • @anonymousanonymous6214
      @anonymousanonymous6214 5 лет назад +2

      However it could keep gathering information making it potentially infinite given an infinite amount of time (and the infinite universe as well)

    • @Hylander27
      @Hylander27 4 года назад +1

      It would be interesting if this scp came into contact with one of the immortal scps

    • @CaseyDplays
      @CaseyDplays 4 года назад +4

      What if it Enlightened Dr. Bright. Killing his host but then he possessed a new host?

    • @darrenellis165
      @darrenellis165 3 года назад

      @@CaseyDplays or maybe his "daughter" she could surely grow to contain the knowledge

  • @MossTunic
    @MossTunic 6 лет назад +16

    The voice editing for 606 is incredible, holy shit, it gave me chills hahaha Absolutely immersive! As is all your videos. Thank you so much for all the work you do!

    • @stevenhetzel6483
      @stevenhetzel6483 2 года назад +1

      Sounded like Enigma from Dota 2. I was about it

  • @a.schluchter2772
    @a.schluchter2772 3 года назад +17

    It's nice to see the Augr of Dunlain getting out and being more social. Good for them :)

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 6 лет назад +153

    It's Navi. It's a glowing ball that tells you stuff.

    • @Matteo-tq9zl
      @Matteo-tq9zl 6 лет назад +10

      Spooky Doggo it blows your mind when it repeats H E Y L I S T E N !!!
      For the 105th time in less than a minute

    • @TheDeepThinker-sq3iy
      @TheDeepThinker-sq3iy 6 лет назад +4

      *+Vendootdoot*
      Yea... especially the part where he always killed You after he told You something..... remember that part? Yup, good times. . .
      ........wait... hu?(lol)

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 6 лет назад +4

      Matteo 98 everyone complains about Navi but she is nowhere near 1% as bad as Fi. Fi always gives useless information about everything and is always telling you to check your hearts.

    • @cat.nouvelle
      @cat.nouvelle 5 лет назад

      Nah, the color would be more like Ciela, who’s even worse.
      Worse than Fi, even.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 5 лет назад

      No, it's obviously Simaris.

  • @Site_42
    @Site_42 6 лет назад +251

    Not an SCP that I find interesting, but Volgun does the good work anyways so thumbs up.

    • @akemibones8683
      @akemibones8683 6 лет назад +1

      Jesus you are everywhere

    • @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482
      @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 6 лет назад +1

      He's Volgun's friend, doofus.

    • @Site_42
      @Site_42 6 лет назад +9

      Master MatheM0Xman lol It’s cool. While Volgun’s done voices in my videos and I’ve done voices in his, he does have more than 25X the subscribers I do so I’m not surprised not to be recognized yet.
      Bigger every day tho!

    • @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482
      @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 6 лет назад

      You responded! OK, that's understandable.

    • @akemibones8683
      @akemibones8683 6 лет назад

      ayeee

  • @2ndrangerbattalion
    @2ndrangerbattalion 5 лет назад +114

    I bet SCP-343 (“God”) would respond with, “Well duh” or “I coulda told ya that” after being “enlightened”

    • @darrenellis165
      @darrenellis165 3 года назад +11

      I would love for them to interact. Also for dr brights "daughter" to be taught by it

    • @micahscott3895
      @micahscott3895 2 года назад +1

      They should just get 343 to tell it stuff

  • @quantumblauthor7300
    @quantumblauthor7300 5 лет назад +29

    HUNTER, THIS KNOWLEDGE MUST BE SYNTHESIZED, IT BELONGS IN [redacted]

    • @Caelus32
      @Caelus32 3 года назад +1

      I see what you did there

  • @tea1w480
    @tea1w480 6 лет назад +144

    Memetic explosives?

    • @Dimizar
      @Dimizar 6 лет назад +13

      tea1w4 explosive runes

    • @brandonvelde5774
      @brandonvelde5774 6 лет назад +20

      If Michael Bay was a cognitohazzard.

    • @seryntheon8195
      @seryntheon8195 6 лет назад +10

      Bada Brain Bada Boom

    • @chance9512
      @chance9512 6 лет назад +5

      Google "there is no anti-memetics department." You'll thank me later.

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 6 лет назад

      Reminds me of this game of Children of the Sun I watched some videos about, where one guy came up with a way to write his name such that when spoken in the room, the room would explode. He then wrote a bunch of letters and sent them to politicians and continued his spree of crime and terrorism.
      He also made a rune that would turn whatever it was carved into, into a muffin. He used it to escape prison.
      He also had a gun skill 5 times greater than the gods of the setting, and could carve that rune into things with bullets.
      It wasn't a good campaign though, despite all the funny things that happened. It was only funny from outside.
      It was called Children of the Sandler. The videos are on RUclips if you are interested.

  • @cringlator
    @cringlator 6 лет назад +10

    I like the little extra bits you add in sometimes like at the end here, I know there's a need to preserve the original work but it's also cool for it to seem like someone actually talking to a group, would be kinda cool to see little stuff like "anyone on site during that breach? Man sounded like some bad shit" or "this requires level four access so if you need to view it be sure to send an email to doctor Richards" in future videos

  • @jynxijuxtapoze3508
    @jynxijuxtapoze3508 6 лет назад +7

    god, i love the progression of Miller’s tone. love it.

  • @markwhitfield4396
    @markwhitfield4396 6 лет назад +8

    I love SCP-606's voice! Its creepy but enlightening

  • @lex5137
    @lex5137 6 лет назад +118

    The teacher is teaching about the teacher

    • @liambrasier6590
      @liambrasier6590 6 лет назад +3

      lexie needs help teacher-ception

    • @TheDeepThinker-sq3iy
      @TheDeepThinker-sq3iy 6 лет назад

      *+lexie needs help*
      which is death. . . . . . .
      um... lmfao, thats one SCARY book Your making me read there, teacher..

  • @scar-fi0019
    @scar-fi0019 6 лет назад +54

    So if the procedure kills you not the information....could connor be enlightened? (Also you should voice it if it ever gets in the series)

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 6 лет назад +12

      scar-fi 001 Not sure if that would be the greatest idea, considering the demon that's currently residing in Connor right now.

    • @legojay14
      @legojay14 6 лет назад +7

      scar-fi 001 They don't really know what would happen. Connor could come back having learned alot of random information. Come back with nothing at all cause the knowledge didnt transfer to his respawned body. Or 606 just explodes because Connor would have been caught in a loop of dieing like with the soul stealing sword so his demon protected him directly and removed the threat

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 6 лет назад +1

      they should stick ol' Joey 1504 in there and see what happens. The two may just get along.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 6 лет назад +1

      That would be interesting 19.

    • @shellbullet0x
      @shellbullet0x 5 лет назад

      It never gives information, only takes. And it will lie and kill to do it. I.e. I'm a teacher that never teach, let me enlighten you.

  • @1headphoneguy
    @1headphoneguy 5 лет назад +14

    Noone:
    The Volgun: GOOOOD afternoon, everyone!

  • @paragoninfluence4106
    @paragoninfluence4106 6 лет назад +15

    Ah yes, my old history teacher(professor light). I remember the seizures I would get from all the times he tried to teach me about world history, good times.

  • @dilligaf9282
    @dilligaf9282 6 лет назад +23

    Great reading of a great scip. Thanks!
    Side note: has anyone else noticed a lack of notifications from subscribed channels?

    • @acidk44
      @acidk44 6 лет назад +2

      DILLIGAF RUclips's new algorithm

    • @dilligaf9282
      @dilligaf9282 6 лет назад +2

      Figures. Thanks for the info.

    • @spookifyr
      @spookifyr 6 лет назад +1

      Tick the notification bell, apparently just subscribing to a channel isn't enough.

    • @dilligaf9282
      @dilligaf9282 6 лет назад +2

      Sp00ky w00ky No, I already did that.

    • @carnictus23
      @carnictus23 6 лет назад

      Pretty boring scip IMO. It’s just a ball of clever which kills you.

  • @AceOThorns
    @AceOThorns 6 лет назад +1

    I do like SCPs with plenty of background data - experiment reports, audio logs and the like. This is a good one in that respect, and the 606 voice is really well done. Nice work!

  • @mumflrpumble21
    @mumflrpumble21 6 лет назад +17

    It's terrifying he makes you
    L E A R N

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 5 лет назад +1

    I love the little touch in the background. You could have simply replaced "Researcher" with "Doctor" but you actually went with the erased blackboard look. Well done.

  • @That_One_Xatu
    @That_One_Xatu 6 лет назад +23

    Well, this one's a *bright* fellow. Eh? Geddit??? ... I'm sorry.

    • @eessppeenn001
      @eessppeenn001 6 лет назад +2

      Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do: Attempt to become "Enlightened" through SCP-606.

  • @hero2bdetermined558
    @hero2bdetermined558 6 лет назад +2

    All of the voices used neeeeeeed to go into voice acting. Such amazing voice actors in this channel.

  • @GigaB1ter
    @GigaB1ter 6 лет назад +17

    Does anyone else associate this to Kevin Heart's: "YOU GONNA LEARN TODAY!"

  • @TheLivelovelaugh165
    @TheLivelovelaugh165 6 лет назад +3

    This is like a combination of 049 and 035. I love it

  • @markmulder9845
    @markmulder9845 4 года назад +7

    It was lured into a truck via a tribute of D-class offered to it.....
    D-class: Am i a jo....
    Foundation: Yes. Yes you are.

  • @starslayer8390
    @starslayer8390 6 лет назад +8

    I wonder if they asked it to try and "enlighten" someone over the course of a day instead of instantly if that would work or if it would just ignore them.

  • @eclipseslayer98
    @eclipseslayer98 6 лет назад +104

    Fun Fact: At the time of this comment, SCP-606 does not consider anything associated with "common core" to be actual knowledge. (that would be funny if the entry was updated with something like this, because common core sucks)

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 6 лет назад +2

      Eclipseslayer98 What is "common core"?

    • @eclipseslayer98
      @eclipseslayer98 6 лет назад +13

      Good, it hasn't infected you.

    • @Stiftoad
      @Stiftoad 6 лет назад +9

      Common Core State Standards Initiative
      The Common Core State Standards Initiative is an educational initiative from 2010 that details what K-12 students throughout the United States should know in English language arts and mathematics at the conclusion of each school grade. The initiative is sponsored by the National Governors Association and the Council of Chief State School Officers and seeks to establish consistent educational standards across the states as well as ensure that students graduating from high school are prepared to enter credit-bearing courses at two- or four-year college programs or to enter the workforce.
      Is it this?

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 6 лет назад +4

      dAM sON It must be that; I can't think of anything else that it might be, especially considering that it relates to education. I wouldn't know, though, since I am not American.

    • @Stiftoad
      @Stiftoad 6 лет назад

      Io neither am i.

  • @thesun5275
    @thesun5275 2 года назад +6

    I think this is a form of knowledge without wisdom. Let me explain, it is a being that, despite having gathered much knowledge still willingly went with the SCP foundation despite knowing what they could potentially do to it. And it also has gone to enlighten people who drop dead yet continues to do so not learning from its own actions. It learns but doesnt seem to have much substance behind it.

  • @poopymcmonke
    @poopymcmonke 4 года назад +3

    Interviewer: what do you know about physics?
    606: *leaning over table and reaching for the interviewers head*

  • @joseperalta8295
    @joseperalta8295 6 лет назад +2

    This was awesome.. the teachers voice is hypnotic..

  • @star.2546
    @star.2546 6 лет назад +76

    *Knowledge*

    • @Matteo-tq9zl
      @Matteo-tq9zl 6 лет назад +4

      Logan Simmons there are a lot lamborghinis in 606

    • @star.2546
      @star.2546 6 лет назад +1

      Matteo 98 I'm unable to be original.

    • @Matteo-tq9zl
      @Matteo-tq9zl 6 лет назад

      Logan Simmons it' s ok... It's ok...

    • @tengauge7872
      @tengauge7872 6 лет назад

      Logan Simmons it's been a while since I heard someone reference that

  • @sheaezralalonde
    @sheaezralalonde 4 года назад +1

    Love how you did the teachers voice. Really cool

  • @Nurriek
    @Nurriek 3 года назад +3

    I always wondered why Foundation efforts for this SCP weren't geared towards producing a vessel that is "adequate" for enlightenment. They have access to a humanity failsafe in Yellowstone that can produce any and all possible forms of human, and robotics that outstrip modern humanity's technology, and can produce AIs capable of understanding both. They could theoretically provide an adequate human, or an adequate Robotic AI and have it enlightened with the goal of teaching them what 606 knows indirectly.

  • @4dall515
    @4dall515 6 лет назад +45

    Why can't we store all the info in our heads?

    • @4dall515
      @4dall515 6 лет назад +14

      I wish I have a power to be immune to stress.

    • @largeamountsofscreaming4771
      @largeamountsofscreaming4771 6 лет назад

      Isn't that what a brain is?

    • @largeamountsofscreaming4771
      @largeamountsofscreaming4771 6 лет назад

      That was a joke wasn't it
      Whoop

    • @nicorobin3691
      @nicorobin3691 6 лет назад +14

      Probably because ether 1. it's too much or 2. the process of recieving it all at once overworks the brain. Thus the sesures and death.

    • @Niemandzockt
      @Niemandzockt 6 лет назад +2

      Dont fry your internal cpu

  • @رجلاً-مجهول
    @رجلاً-مجهول 6 лет назад +9

    11:06 you say “kneel” I read “keel”

  • @laurahenriksen19
    @laurahenriksen19 6 лет назад +1

    You do the best SCP stuff. Legit. Thank you.

  • @ultimarx7772
    @ultimarx7772 6 лет назад +18

    You gonna learn today

  • @ICountFrom0
    @ICountFrom0 6 лет назад +22

    There's a number of invulnerable SCP's. Part of me wants to bring one together with the teacher.

    • @Dr.Sho_Minamimoto
      @Dr.Sho_Minamimoto 6 лет назад +7

      Nightwind292 I don’t think that would be wise, as not only would SCP-606 get the knowledge of the subjected SCP and well as the SCP’s knowledge (assuming it’s not just trying to ether kill people or uses the excuse of “teaching” to steal the processing power and synaptic contents of its “students” brains to add to its own collective “knowledge”) there is a potential chance that the SCP survives, *IF* it were to become “enlightened”, then not only will we have an SCP we cannot kill but, an SCP that could become a SCP-[original #]-606-1, and we would start going into categorizing it as “Above Ketter” class with that shite.

    • @ICountFrom0
      @ICountFrom0 6 лет назад +7

      Mixing SCP is always a stupid idea. On the other hand that's what makes it so amusing.

    • @Dr.Sho_Minamimoto
      @Dr.Sho_Minamimoto 6 лет назад +1

      Touché

    • @angelchipoco7807
      @angelchipoco7807 4 года назад

      Yeah what about having Cain in there?

  • @silversol8476
    @silversol8476 5 лет назад +6

    Hermeaus Mora in the SCP universe.

  • @kokujinblack77
    @kokujinblack77 6 лет назад +42

    soo this scp is basically the internet.

    • @rabenbrut
      @rabenbrut 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah, the Internet Minus the Porn, Controversy and Subjectivity.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 6 лет назад +3

      +Nemo d'Tresa Hey, even that stuff would be included, even if it's not intellectual, it's still information. Information that you previously didn't know about.

    • @jamesgeorgi170
      @jamesgeorgi170 6 лет назад +6

      Maybe it's the furry porn that's killing people.

  • @nytrodioxide
    @nytrodioxide 5 лет назад +5

    Hermaeus Mora vibes
    Gotta get that 「FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE」

  • @OmegaDeman
    @OmegaDeman 6 лет назад +4

    Very interesting. I'd love to interview this SCP... long distance that is.

  • @jeremiahstreeter6173
    @jeremiahstreeter6173 6 лет назад +7

    I would like to be "enlightened" just to see what would actually happen from the subjects point of view

  • @FireurchinProductionsByzantium
    @FireurchinProductionsByzantium 6 лет назад +8

    Welcome to Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
    *t H a T's M e*

  • @stealmask34
    @stealmask34 6 лет назад +7

    Guarantee this thing wants a body. Might be able to take over 682 though...

    • @the11382
      @the11382 5 лет назад +1

      stealmask34 Or 606 dies and 682 learns to escape his cell.

  • @silverstone9836
    @silverstone9836 6 лет назад +1

    This was one of the first SCPs i read about so kinda surprised to see it here now :)

  • @rosssasaurus
    @rosssasaurus 6 лет назад +9

    Hey I love your videos!

  • @TheProxy066
    @TheProxy066 6 лет назад +1

    I like how, in the end, he sort of said that we needed to die horrible, painful deaths.

  • @T00n4m1
    @T00n4m1 5 лет назад +11

    For once my tired af brain has a good thought.
    What if we put The Teacher and God in the same room?
    You have The Teacher who has too much knowledge for someone to obtain and you have God who also has seeminly infinite wisdom.

  • @mattymayhem1232
    @mattymayhem1232 6 лет назад +1

    I wish this SCP was my teacher. This SCP is definitely in my top ten. It makes me ask so many questions. I love when SCP's are so different than what were used to. Cosmic SCP's are the best. Lovecraftian Eldritch Horrors. Rapture SCP's are great too. Scarlet king, Cain, Abel, The gate guardian 001, There are more most likely I just can't remember their name.

  • @Appertun
    @Appertun 5 лет назад +5

    Don't know about you but I consider him Apollyon.

  • @michaelbailey4283
    @michaelbailey4283 5 лет назад +1

    That brings a new meaning to Knowledge is Power.

  • @abhiwankenobi7172
    @abhiwankenobi7172 6 лет назад +3

    Anyone remember the scene from Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skull? How the lady perished in the end by taking in too much knowledge?

    • @christopheraaron1255
      @christopheraaron1255 5 лет назад +1

      I don't know If this is a spoiler or an encouragement to watch Crystal Skull. Either way, bad commenter... bad!

  • @nickw4320
    @nickw4320 4 года назад +1

    Imagine how sad or angry it would become to find out that humans have destroyed valuable information in the past making it forever lost

  • @navycalvin9337
    @navycalvin9337 5 лет назад +4

    Wonder how it would mark my test

  • @meekalefox2703
    @meekalefox2703 5 лет назад +1

    This is a bit of a nerd-stretch (but seeing as other, clearly Lovecraftian creatures exist in the SCP world this may not be a stretch) but 606 could possibly be a wayward orb that was once attached to Yog-Sothoth who is also described as a keeper of knowledge. Quote: "...Only a congeries of iridescent globes, yet stupendous in it's malign suggestiveness".

  • @beautifulnut5176
    @beautifulnut5176 6 лет назад +5

    Good afternoon
    Everyone
    I is real human toooooooo-
    Oo
    (Edit: only making fun of the timing between phrases)

  • @JakeN482
    @JakeN482 5 лет назад +2

    "My brain is still in recovery mode from taking in all of these high level ideas"

  • @thegrunch6448
    @thegrunch6448 6 лет назад +173

    Firstn't

  • @blankblank4015
    @blankblank4015 6 лет назад +1

    I love these videos! You have to do a Apolloyn class one day

  • @andrewmosby6004
    @andrewmosby6004 6 лет назад +8

    Couldn't this theoretically be used to kill Scp-682? Although if it survived the encounter, the knowledge it would gain may be catastrophic...

    • @phierle1061
      @phierle1061 6 лет назад +2

      I doubt it will die to 606, considering 682 is always described as extremely intelligent, which will only feed it knowledge about humanity (which actually wouldn't be that useful, considering the amount of time 606 could've been learning information about HUMANITY, something 682 couldn't care less about.)

  • @how8955
    @how8955 3 года назад

    Hunter, the multitude of creatures you have synthesized would cry out in thanks
    If they could

  • @magicgaming6324
    @magicgaming6324 6 лет назад +19

    OMG ITS -BALDI- THE TEACHER

  • @VinRocks
    @VinRocks 4 года назад +1

    You know what they say, Knowledge is power.

  • @alby1529
    @alby1529 5 лет назад +13

    SCP-606: Average Rick and Morty Fan

  • @savannahhuso2134
    @savannahhuso2134 6 лет назад +1

    Ohhh! I absolutely love the voice of SCP- 606!

  • @pandorajones9690
    @pandorajones9690 6 лет назад

    i stumbled upon your site and Im hooked its almost like real live X-files

  • @blackguythompson
    @blackguythompson 3 года назад +1

    It doesn’t want to play 50 questions when it can just enlighten you and answer every question ever in 5 minutes or less.

  • @monasteryfounder
    @monasteryfounder 2 года назад +2

    Imagine if it 'enlightened' SCP-343 and he simply proceeded to raise a thoughtful eyebrow while stating, "I never looked at it that way before."

  • @zekenkurolyon
    @zekenkurolyon 6 лет назад +1

    This thing would be terrifying with other scps

  • @Dreamcleaver
    @Dreamcleaver 4 года назад +1

    This is an interesting concept. If the creature could be persuaded to try and gradually expand a human mind's capacity and functioning instead of transferring all purveyed data at once this could be the key to ultimate human evolution.

  • @marcogypaetus9607
    @marcogypaetus9607 6 лет назад +2

    -SCP-606, can I ask you a question?
    -[I don't know, can you?]

  • @mint3465
    @mint3465 6 лет назад +1

    I'm SCP-606, I love books
    And this foundation
    Is a true treasure trove

  • @PrettyPinkPersephone
    @PrettyPinkPersephone 6 лет назад +1

    Knowledge is UNLIMITED POWER

  • @eksbetsc
    @eksbetsc 4 года назад +1

    606's tone voice gave me the willies

  • @lexark
    @lexark 3 года назад +1

    The Teacher. Enlightenment. Reminds me of The Thinker.

  • @buckman5510
    @buckman5510 5 лет назад +1

    Personnally I think Euclid class app's tend to be more consistently well written

  • @FennEXE
    @FennEXE 6 лет назад +1

    I wonder what would happen if SCP-606 were to "enlighten" an immortal or one with self-regenerating attributes.

  • @jackwhite1352
    @jackwhite1352 6 лет назад

    This would fit surprisingly well into a D&D campaign.

  • @killgazmotron
    @killgazmotron 2 года назад +1

    I wonder if it could be utilized to neutralize other SCP's. Like shy guy. Who would probably be invulnerable to death, but would have its nature completely rewritten. Maybe.

  • @winterstar5750
    @winterstar5750 6 лет назад +1

    I almost want to see the result of it attempting to enlighten SCP-682. It could either go extremely well or horribly, horribly wrong

  • @marktownsend2198
    @marktownsend2198 6 лет назад +1

    That was a creepy voice. Well done.

  • @vladtheimpaler9577
    @vladtheimpaler9577 10 месяцев назад

    I really like these SCPs that are willingly in foundation custody but are able to breach containment at any time if they wished.

  • @foxtrot4real831
    @foxtrot4real831 6 лет назад +1

    I'd love to see the interaction between SCP-606 and SCP-1504. If SCP-606 is truly smart enough, then it will understand what SCP-1504 actually says and realize the true consequences of his actions. SCP-606 will also be able to enlighten SCP-1504 without killing him, as he is immortal. This, however, would likely make SCP-1504 far more dangerous if he was not placated by having someone to talk to and who would understand him.

  • @Nojoro85
    @Nojoro85 2 года назад +1

    Doctor: How old are you?
    606: Old enough~ 😘

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 2 года назад +2

    I feel like this is stealing all knowledge instead of giving, like those anti-entropy entities

  • @dreamman5588
    @dreamman5588 3 года назад +2

    Huh, that's a pretty weird reading light

  • @javidmirza4584
    @javidmirza4584 4 года назад +1

    I’ve been wondering why TOC has been in my history class for several school years. Where did my teacher go. He’s here well I hope he feels better. Now that there’s no grade 12 breaking ceiling and throwing chairs around.

  • @AhegaoMachine666
    @AhegaoMachine666 5 лет назад +1

    A NOTE FOR DE. BRIGHT CONCERNING SCP 606: Please refrain from sending junior researchers to SCP 606's chamber under the ruse of being a "helpful study partner"

  • @evrint
    @evrint 5 лет назад +1

    Knowledge is power.