SCP-1936 - Daleport 🐙 : Object Class - Euclid : Extradimensional SCP

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @screamingcactus1753
    @screamingcactus1753 7 лет назад +4844

    We weren't sure if it was safe to send people into the town, so we sent people into the town.

    • @BlackFlagHeathen
      @BlackFlagHeathen 6 лет назад +234

      Yep, sounds like something the SCP Foundation would do lol

    • @Phil9874
      @Phil9874 6 лет назад +189

      We weren't sure it was a good idea so we did it anyway.

    • @RB-dn4pj
      @RB-dn4pj 6 лет назад +59

      Gamepro Wizard we had to, we needed to know.

    • @captainmackerel4482
      @captainmackerel4482 6 лет назад +180

      Throw Class-D at it until it stops.

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore 6 лет назад +62

      It's okay they're Class Ds nobody will miss them.

  • @sho9078
    @sho9078 5 лет назад +3275

    I wasn’t paying attention for a second then all of a sudden I hear “20 goats stuck together making a goat ball spin around and around all the way to goat hell”

    • @overthinker5805
      @overthinker5805 4 года назад +291

      Shredded cabbage of misfortune will destroy those opposed to their vegetable monarchy

    • @OKadenVT
      @OKadenVT 4 года назад +33

      oh god same

    • @Thomo2207
      @Thomo2207 4 года назад +98

      I believe it’s a reference to the Goat Simulator game, and one event you can trigger in it, just like the reference to Sheogorath and his Kingdom of Two Faces (Mania/Dementia of the Shivering Isles).

    • @CodeguruX
      @CodeguruX 4 года назад +19

      Sounds like they're flavoring it with contemporary allusions in order to not sound like a complete mash-up of retarded sounding Lovecraft BS. Which is right down the street from fat girl Dr Who fandom. The further away you can get from that shit, the better.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 года назад +12

      That came out of nowhere.

  • @Vicius2004
    @Vicius2004 6 лет назад +1943

    The true anomaly of this SCP is how they managed to fit that much writing on the back of the cover of a charred book.

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy 4 года назад +142

      The books obviously an SCP aswell. Spacial anomaly. Lol.

    • @ncrranger9154
      @ncrranger9154 4 года назад +84

      microscopic font size

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 3 года назад +15

      It is less text than a single page, not hard to write into the cover of a book, even with my terrible handwriting.

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 2 года назад +10

      Miniaturized writers with a pallet’s worth of miniaturized Sharpie’s.

    • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
      @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 2 года назад +18

      The book just so happened to be the same height and width of an adult human.

  • @Martdogg3000
    @Martdogg3000 2 года назад +114

    "I don't like Mr. Sticky that much" is one of my favorite lines from any SCP, it's very funny to me. Like the little girl is living through this living hell tormented by some unknowable demon but she's still pretty polite about it.

  • @AgarthianTrapstar
    @AgarthianTrapstar 7 лет назад +4715

    So a cult summons a bunch of elder gods into a new england town for a WWE royal rumble match? AND Sheogorath is there?

  • @cake_knight183
    @cake_knight183 5 лет назад +567

    "PANGLOSS GRANTS YOU SANCTUARY"
    I have no clue why, but that line has always read as the most badass line in existence.

    • @gilmadreth680
      @gilmadreth680 4 года назад +124

      Because you have bloodthirsty lovecraftian horrors descending on this village and suddenly another lovecraftian horror flips the script, steps between the other horrors and the helpless humans and basically tells the other horrors they're about to f*ck around and find out what it's like. 😂

    • @JesusKid1000
      @JesusKid1000 4 года назад +20

      @@gilmadreth680 I love this so much.

    • @gilmadreth680
      @gilmadreth680 4 года назад +16

      @@JesusKid1000 glad I could bring a glimmer of amusement to your 2020

    • @rodneysmith873
      @rodneysmith873 Год назад +14

      pangloss is best boy

    • @abydosianchulac2
      @abydosianchulac2 Год назад +10

      When anything faces world-ending, reality-corroding horrors bent on death and unmaking and essentially says, "Aww, good effort, champ," yeah, I think you can call that badass.

  • @isoantti
    @isoantti 7 лет назад +4831

    The battle raged on for a century;
    Many lives were claimed but eventually;
    The champion stood, the rest saw it better;
    Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 7 лет назад +239

      The ultimate battle... of ultimate destiny...

    • @maxducks2001
      @maxducks2001 7 лет назад +283

      And as he looked at his bloodstained hands, he smiled, his eyes wide, as he looked at you and I and weakly sang: "Won't...you be...my neighbor?"

    • @skeletheman8256
      @skeletheman8256 7 лет назад +113

      THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN, OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!!!

    • @TheGateShallStand
      @TheGateShallStand 6 лет назад +6

      von Topi STOP

    • @TheGateShallStand
      @TheGateShallStand 6 лет назад +9

      Max Ducks *STOP*

  • @CoreKatalyst
    @CoreKatalyst 6 лет назад +560

    I lost it at The Shredded Cabbage of Misfortune

  • @alexiravenova7106
    @alexiravenova7106 7 лет назад +1624

    SCP - 1936 = SCP Royal Rumble Thunderdome at Daleport. Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

  • @Astro_TF2
    @Astro_TF2 5 лет назад +395

    Top of the mornin to ya ladies, my name is Sheogorath and today we'll be playing Daleport!

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy 4 года назад +25

      Did you bring cheese?

    • @RosesTeaAndASD
      @RosesTeaAndASD 4 года назад +13

      @@Zeppathy I brought the crackers 🙂👍

    • @daswordofgork9823
      @daswordofgork9823 4 года назад +13

      And raining flaming cats and dogs.

  • @yellowpig1026
    @yellowpig1026 7 лет назад +1120

    that triangle dude sounds badass, just threw a monster through a wall

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 6 лет назад +192

      triangle man triangle man
      triangle man hates particle man
      they get in a fight, triangle wins
      triangle man

    • @shroomy1938
      @shroomy1938 6 лет назад +31

      besides he has tentacles

    • @Sgt_Glory
      @Sgt_Glory 5 лет назад +24

      @@sarafontanini7051 Sheogorath's watch has an eon hand

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 5 лет назад +20

      @@Sgt_Glory AND WHEN THEY MEET ITS HAPPY LAND

    • @xirb-4007
      @xirb-4007 5 лет назад +17

      Probably Bill Cipher

  • @AndrewChumKaser
    @AndrewChumKaser 5 лет назад +1169

    "Please do not send any more soldiers into me, I cannot keep them from the kluruk. (...) I hope you shall survive it."
    For an unknowable eldritch horror/sentient cloud, he's awfully nice. Polite, too.

    • @Matzkxmx
      @Matzkxmx 3 года назад +80

      Great old ones are gentle gods

    • @rgw7345
      @rgw7345 3 года назад +199

      well, there are some people who don't like to step on ant hills, this guy was one of them. He had to fight a battle next to an ant hill, and did his best not to destroy it. An upstanding guy to be sure.

    • @storm5ds68
      @storm5ds68 2 года назад +40

      @@rgw7345 who knew a guy named 'The Shivering Mist' would be so considerate?

    • @nouhorni3229
      @nouhorni3229 2 года назад +33

      @@storm5ds68 Ssvlsrr the Shivering Environmentalist

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 2 года назад +8

      all hail the purple cloud

  • @doomguy19931
    @doomguy19931 7 лет назад +1611

    "Dark lord of lampposts." Uh...how does that make sense?
    And SHEOGORATH is in this?
    And the S K E L E T O N A R M Y?

    • @JakesFavorites
      @JakesFavorites 6 лет назад +165

      It's the whole nine yards. Anything with more mobility and a cleaner schedule than Godzilla showed up for this fight.

    • @Hertacles
      @Hertacles 6 лет назад +68

      Yeah, apparently they opened a portal to Oblivion. They can have that town if that’s all they want. Nothing good is coming out of there now.

    • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
      @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 6 лет назад +64

      Well now, Sheogorath is hardly _always_ busy doing the fishstick...

    • @whenyourememberyoursisteri2879
      @whenyourememberyoursisteri2879 6 лет назад +55

      P R E P A R E F O R T H E S K E L E T O N W A R!!!!!!!

    • @commo8087
      @commo8087 6 лет назад +59

      I bet the Dark Lord Of Lamp Posts has many big titty moth gfs.

  • @theodoreroosevelt6439
    @theodoreroosevelt6439 5 лет назад +175

    Me: turns on Closed Caption to understand the warped dialogue
    CC: [music]

    • @d3ltaohniner261
      @d3ltaohniner261 4 года назад +7

      I just read the very small text to the right side of the video to understand it.

    • @yungoldman2823
      @yungoldman2823 4 года назад +4

      You know, this is originally a written story right? You could just read it on the scp site

  • @ronanepic2457
    @ronanepic2457 7 лет назад +217

    This is a massive cluster-fuck of different themes, properties, and elements and it makes no sense and i love it.

  • @oleanderrots
    @oleanderrots 3 года назад +68

    possibly the most crack serious scp ive ever read. its literally a god battle royale with a flying goat ball, but it adds a ton of lore

  • @VangeistXIII
    @VangeistXIII 7 лет назад +851

    Liked the touch of the Scotsman and Irishman on the squad.

    • @vallytine
      @vallytine 7 лет назад +31

      Soap from Modern Warfare came back from the dead, to die 20 minutes later.

    • @chash.4284
      @chash.4284 6 лет назад +13

      Kaz!?

  • @philswift.9084
    @philswift.9084 5 лет назад +361

    Triangle man sees tentacle thing **mortal combat theme starts playing**

  • @markkiefer3243
    @markkiefer3243 7 лет назад +2535

    "CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ENTITY IS COOKING?!"
    "IT'S YOG-SOTHOTH" *John Cena theme plays*

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 6 лет назад +98

      Mark kiefer Aaaaand it that corner (for lack of a better term), weighting a fluctuating mass beyond the starts, the Slumber, the Dreamer of Ryleh, CTHULHU!!!

    • @Kuantatmeng709394
      @Kuantatmeng709394 6 лет назад +50

      Weighing 650 tonness!!! Yogggggggg-sothothhhhh!!!

    • @chris210racer
      @chris210racer 6 лет назад +20

      I’m fucking dying omg xD

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 6 лет назад +56

      *LETS GET READY TO NIGHTMARISH HOORRRRRRROOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRSSSS!!!!!*

    • @hombreg1
      @hombreg1 6 лет назад +12

      I'd pay to have this on cable XD

  • @darrelsam419
    @darrelsam419 4 года назад +538

    I love how this SCP is just The Ultimate Showdown but with eldritch creatures, complete with a skeleton war, a goat ball, and shredded cabbage.
    I also like how there are kind eldritch creatures like the mist and Pangloss who try to protect the surviving humans.

    • @alecstewart2612
      @alecstewart2612 2 года назад +19

      All hail the goat ball! 🐐🏀

    • @atimidbirb
      @atimidbirb 2 года назад +18

      the god of shredded cabbage. truly a masterpiece

    • @severketorskeleton3759
      @severketorskeleton3759 2 года назад +13

      "hey they ain't the problem Shzeyr'ner, the problem here is YOU"
      "oh don't try to blame me Yar'rterz, you're the one who came into my house and called me ugly"
      "and what does that have to do with this poor family horrified at our sight?"
      "they looked at me weird"
      "do you just blow up every ant-hill because the ants look at you weird too?"
      "ye"
      "oh why did I even ask"

    • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
      @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 2 года назад +5

      SKELETON WAR YOU SAY? IS IT SPOOKY TIME ALREADY?

    • @railleyandrewdeguzman196
      @railleyandrewdeguzman196 Год назад +3

      basically this town is a wwe full locker room moment

  • @HonsouDidNothingWrong
    @HonsouDidNothingWrong 7 лет назад +1384

    Love the inclusion of the entire plot of the Shivering Isles in this SCP.

    • @ahealthkit2745
      @ahealthkit2745 7 лет назад +79

      I was going to say, what the fuck?

    • @zenoblues7787
      @zenoblues7787 7 лет назад +169

      Honsou Did Nothing Wrong it's totally exact and specific kingdom of two faces(mania and dementia) before he brings it's own downfall (he is Jyggalag) but is stopped by a great prisoner of the dragon king(your character from Oblivion who is freed by Uriel Septim VII the second to last Dragonborn Emperor)

    • @willkenny5687
      @willkenny5687 7 лет назад +30

      Zeno Blues not to mention Sheogorath, also an ES reference.

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 7 лет назад +23

      will kenny did you know sheogorath was the name of one of the lore creators for Bethesda n they just made him canon in elserscrolls 2

    • @willkenny5687
      @willkenny5687 7 лет назад +8

      madscientistshusta I did not. Kinda cool.

  • @TheTrueKuraden
    @TheTrueKuraden 6 лет назад +328

    Triangle man, Triangle man, doin the things an eldritch god can!

  • @IndigoAlkali
    @IndigoAlkali 7 лет назад +518

    24:43 When I heard "Sheogorath" I quickly looked up from what I was doing, as I wasn't expecting the Lord of Madness from Elder Scrolls to be in an SCP report!

    • @PmpknPieHeretic
      @PmpknPieHeretic 6 лет назад +8

      IndigoAlkali SAME

    • @nemeasium
      @nemeasium 6 лет назад +19

      CHEEEEEESE

    • @odinakazeus
      @odinakazeus 5 лет назад +17

      Lovecraft did it first

    • @insertnamehere1576
      @insertnamehere1576 5 лет назад +25

      You suddenly blackout and wake up in a wagon? Cart? SOMETHING?!

    • @tyokabina2829
      @tyokabina2829 5 лет назад +19

      @@odinakazeus it's not just the name, the description of events was practically the cliffnotes version of shivering isles.

  • @ksjdajdhask
    @ksjdajdhask 5 лет назад +77

    "Do you mind? I'm doing the fishstick. Its a very delicate state of mind"

  • @commando5806
    @commando5806 7 лет назад +2540

    So, a perfectly normal town, brought to you by Ubisoft?

    • @Winslow19
      @Winslow19 6 лет назад +111

      This is kinder than what Ubisoft spits out these days

    • @KajiRider1997
      @KajiRider1997 6 лет назад +181

      Bethesda. judging by the bugs and sheogorath

    • @astral3997
      @astral3997 5 лет назад +29

      @@Winslow19 Yes I agree but apparently Assassin's Origins, and I can't remember the name of the one based in I think it's Greece or Sparta where really good. And Far Cry 5 was really good, same with Far Cry New Dawn, then again my own opinion and a slight bias due to the fact I've been a fan of the Assassin's Creed games since the first one, and started Far Cry and became a fan from the start of Far Cry 3 but went back and played the other Far Cry games which they're were decent to. However I'll agree that ubisoft needs to get their shit together because they aren't a bad company they are a hell of a lot better then EA which is said because EA used to be so good! It looks like the only people that are fixing their shit is Capcom which I'm a Ressy fan so that's awesome! But to be honest this years disappointment in my opinion and sadly have to say is Bethesda, come on Bethesda you Created some of Childhood moments, Morrowind the best Elder Scrolls game to date (and i will fight for that opinion) Oblivion was god tier gaming, and Skyrim was and still awesome but not as good as Oblivion and couldn't hold a candle to Morrowind. Fallout 3 and New Vegas were really good games had good stories and fallout 4 was okay too, Elder Scrolls online is a fun game, so what I'm saying is I miss old Bethesda

    • @Prince_Luci
      @Prince_Luci 5 лет назад +14

      Mr. Bowser new Vegas and assassins creed 2 are still my favorite games and I’ve yet to come across anything approaching them.

    • @midiwags
      @midiwags 5 лет назад +10

      HugMee. Honestly it’s more likely to be brought upon us by Bethesda

  • @jellybeanjuzo6196
    @jellybeanjuzo6196 5 лет назад +147

    "My headache cracking like a nut because of the baby bird inside it, I must clean my wounds but my hands are made of wire and cyanide."
    Now this is the cosmic horror that gets me hooked!!!!

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 7 лет назад +474

    It's like if Innsmouth was dropped in the centre of the Shivering Isles,

    • @michelleburridge3964
      @michelleburridge3964 6 лет назад +38

      AND THE CHEESE! THE CHEESE!!! *sigh* to die for

    • @prosyndication21
      @prosyndication21 6 лет назад +9

      That's essentially what happened.

    • @lordnul1708
      @lordnul1708 5 лет назад +14

      With the skeleton war thrown in for good measure.

    • @brandonporter8509
      @brandonporter8509 4 года назад +2

      Everything I’ve Heard is this scp entry was written with heavy inspiration of lovecrafts, at the mountain of madness

  • @TheObsidianX
    @TheObsidianX 4 года назад +42

    The phrase “he has to many spaces in him” haunts me to this day and I don’t know why.

  • @ajarofpickles2826
    @ajarofpickles2826 7 лет назад +345

    The creativity of the SCP community continues to astound me, its always so much fun to hear about a Lovecraftian abomination created by a fellow horror writer : )

    • @jojibot9193
      @jojibot9193 5 лет назад +15

      Literally it’s just Lovecraft+Elder Scrolls, something only an autismo could come with

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 5 лет назад +2

      the weird one is that the fog was a benign entitiy.

    • @SIVAmemSIVAmemcode
      @SIVAmemSIVAmemcode 4 года назад +2

      A jar of pickles if it weren’t for Picklerick and also The-Great-Stone-Peanut(SCP-173) I wouldn’t believe “A jar of pickles” could write horror stories that have potential like the SCP Universe(s)

    • @ArgostheCreeper
      @ArgostheCreeper 3 года назад +2

      @@jojibot9193 well, I mean it’s only meant to be taken half seriously, obviously. There are better ones to read for a more serious tone. House of the Worm is pretty well messed up. Also, just an interesting thought I like to think of from time, not fully believing: what if the SCP foundation is real, and they’re just using some kind of telepathic entity/technology to spread the info to writers, with additions and alterations made to make the true entries not as believable. Like, would you believe in such things if lines like “goat ball forever spinning” existed about it? But like I said, I really don’t believe it, it’s just something fun to think on.

  • @sorcen9580
    @sorcen9580 6 лет назад +654

    "Sheogorath remains, ruling his kingdom of two faces before he himself brings its downfall, only to be stopped by a great prisoner of the dragon king."
    That's literally just TES Oblivion.

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 4 года назад +11

      More like it's literally a lovecraftian battle between 2 creatures he himself invented, shegorath and dagon

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 4 года назад +9

      @Optimus Prime ...........is English not your native language or can you just not read? There is no need to repeat what I just said In The comment directly above yours...."He" refers to the "Lovecraft" in "lovecraftian"......

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 4 года назад +6

      @Optimus Prime might want to brush up on some basic English then.

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 4 года назад +5

      @Optimus Prime well...you are the one who doesn't comprehend basic sentence structure or grammar of the English language....

    • @BigBeerus
      @BigBeerus 4 года назад +3

      And is a legal problem, sheogorath isn't a "creative commons" character hes owned by bethesda 😂😂 especially including the mists and so much elder scrolls shit 😂

  • @Dancenorigins
    @Dancenorigins 7 лет назад +555

    So Wait... Like the fishing village?
    Very Lovecraftian nonetheless

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 7 лет назад +19

      innsmouth

    • @MelchiahTheObscene
      @MelchiahTheObscene 7 лет назад +20

      Also very reminiscent of the fishing hamlet, from Bloodborne. I know it draws inspiration from Shadow Over Innsmouth, but the search for eyes is particularly striking.

    • @Dancenorigins
      @Dancenorigins 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah exactly

    • @Dancenorigins
      @Dancenorigins 7 лет назад +1

      That's the one haha I totally forgot the name

    • @Dancenorigins
      @Dancenorigins 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah I only looked into Lovecraft based on what was needed for Bloodborne heh

  • @seraph_77
    @seraph_77 6 лет назад +63

    Damn, Researcher Miller has some great voice when he reads. He should become a voice actor!

  • @emersonawesome3778
    @emersonawesome3778 7 лет назад +386

    This is basically Weirdmagedon

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 6 лет назад +24

      Except they are fighting eachother..

    • @locomona64
      @locomona64 5 лет назад +47

      Man, bill would love to get in on this.

    • @brandonporter8509
      @brandonporter8509 5 лет назад +13

      MP Edwards just who do you think is possessing triangle face

    • @locomona64
      @locomona64 5 лет назад +3

      @@brandonporter8509 hmmmmMMMMMM

    • @brandonporter8509
      @brandonporter8509 5 лет назад +20

      MP Edwards also the name of triangle face (aka bowler hat slender man) according to the entry is “he who walks beneath dreams”. Sounds like a version of bill to me or at least some form of dream demon

  • @emmy3779
    @emmy3779 6 лет назад +560

    "the shredded cabbage of misfortune"
    checkmate, atheists

    • @BigBeerus
      @BigBeerus 4 года назад +1

      Has nothing to do with religion and is a hack writer ripping off elder scrolls. But ok. Idiot 😂

    • @alexaltair6076
      @alexaltair6076 4 года назад +41

      Big Beerus Silence, Athiest.

    • @bigbabado8296
      @bigbabado8296 4 года назад +20

      @@BigBeerus Dang Sherlock how'd you come up with that conclusion

    • @Rvr221
      @Rvr221 4 года назад +9

      Big Beerus Woooosh

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 4 года назад +26

      Big Beerus “ripping off elder scrolls *cringey fucking laughing emoji* “
      You do realise Bethesda ripped off Lovecraft when they came up with Sheogorath

  • @qwertyuiop1234567180
    @qwertyuiop1234567180 7 лет назад +81

    23:17 “The Dark God of Lampposts” 😂

  • @jeova0sanctus0unus
    @jeova0sanctus0unus 2 года назад +34

    21:00 I really love this part of the document combining "extremely specific arcane requirements to summon horror bejond space and time" and completely mundane "Fuck you, dave". And honestly, id read an entire Book about that guys life.

  • @beastweirdo9565
    @beastweirdo9565 7 лет назад +442

    I for one welcome our new lamp post overlord. ALL HAIL THE GREAT LAMP POST GOD!!!!

  • @hailey-ks7mg
    @hailey-ks7mg 4 года назад +18

    If I recall correctly, At the Mountains of Madness and The Shadow over Innsmouth were published in 1936

  • @NicholasKratzer
    @NicholasKratzer 7 лет назад +114

    This is really cool! It's great to see more Lovecraftian SCPs. I really need to read up on Pangloss. I think he's a character that pops up in SCPs and stories, but doesn't have his own SPC entry, so he's more like a Group of Interest.

    • @brandonporter8509
      @brandonporter8509 4 года назад +7

      Everything I can tell is pangloss is a really old entity that came into existence around the same time as life on earth itself and came into existence At near the same time As the deer.

  • @sethwiggs881
    @sethwiggs881 6 лет назад +30

    Sheogorath remains, ruling his kingdom of two faces (Mania and Dementia) before he himself brings it's downfall (as Jyggalag), only to be stopped by a great prisoner (The hero of Kvatch, AKA the player from Oblivion) of the Dragon King (AKA Uriel Septim VII).

  • @KiroKnife
    @KiroKnife 7 лет назад +603

    The S k e l e t o n w a r

  • @heroeagleeye8141
    @heroeagleeye8141 4 года назад +12

    "Sorry I seem to have hammed that speech up a little"
    *Proceeds to get SUPER into the next speech about the glories of sacrificing children*
    My love for your readings is glorious, Volgun.

  • @LeadMetal82
    @LeadMetal82 7 лет назад +96

    Sheogorath? Prisoner of a dragon king? the broken nine? Gods born from chaos?
    Is this inspired by the elder scrolls?

    • @imdone8243
      @imdone8243 5 лет назад +11

      What about that fucking lamppost? Where did that come from?!

    • @noonenowhere877
      @noonenowhere877 4 месяца назад

      Narnia.

  • @viniciusaguiar9924
    @viniciusaguiar9924 2 года назад +4

    Kinda funny how this lyrics can fit in a eldritch horror cenario so well..."There were days when each hour was a war I fought to survive
    There were nights full of nightmares and I dreaded closing my eyes
    There were skies that burst open with a downpour to drown me alive
    But the world took a spark like a match in the dark and the fire brought me to life
    So I'm fanning the flames to climb so high 'cause there's no other way we can stay alive
    'Cause we're burning bright as we all unite
    And when it's all said and done we'll shine like the sun so don't let the fire die"

  • @TheVolgun
    @TheVolgun  7 лет назад +637

    Sorry this took so long - my internet is having a lot of problems at the minute. I'm trying to get it fixed. Hope you enjoy this! - More content very soon!

    • @Spacetangerine6
      @Spacetangerine6 7 лет назад +4

      Kiss me

    • @dogrimp3151
      @dogrimp3151 7 лет назад +4

      Doesn't matter when it comes out. I'm still gonna enjoy it :)

    • @sacredyveltal4688
      @sacredyveltal4688 7 лет назад +7

      TheVolgun It's fine. Remember: Quality over Quantity =)

    • @KiroKnife
      @KiroKnife 7 лет назад +1

      TheVolgun what's your opinion on the eternal skeleton war?

    • @GreenStuffConsumer
      @GreenStuffConsumer 7 лет назад +2

      take as much time as you need. We love your vids

  • @Shadow-876
    @Shadow-876 5 лет назад +24

    4 goats spin around as a goat ball, forever spinning into goat hell

  • @serqet4211
    @serqet4211 7 лет назад +83

    I like the skeleton war and the shredded cabbage god

  • @jarebe101
    @jarebe101 4 года назад +10

    Pangloss is awesome. Robotic and eldritch, but benevolent.

  • @SLN-go4oo
    @SLN-go4oo 6 лет назад +11

    "Sheogorath remains, ruling his kingdom of two faces until he himself brings its downfall, only to be stopped by the Great Prisoner of the Dragon King" Was not expecting a reference to ES:Oblivion today, but I got one.

  • @nvfury13
    @nvfury13 7 лет назад +368

    My Lord Sheogorath is participating in this farce of a fight?

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 7 лет назад +34

      apparently the the champion of cyrodil is too since he would be the "great prisoner of the dragon god" aka your character from Oblivion who is freed by Uriel Septim, Dragonborn Emperor, and defeats Jyggalag aka Sheogorath.
      The god of madness would totally have slipped into a video game and literature through musings of madness in the zeitgeist. XD

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 7 лет назад +9

      Gray The Odd "Great prisoner of the Dragon King" the Hero of Kvatch, not the dovahkin. The rest is quite true though.

    • @Jmitch-mh9de
      @Jmitch-mh9de 7 лет назад +8

      Nick V he wasn’t talking about the last Dragonborn but rather Uriel Septim, since he was a Dragonborn due to the fact he came from the septim dynasty and by extension the line of St Alessia

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 7 лет назад +6

      Ihackz911 He still misheard/misread that bit, it said "great prisoner of the Dragon King" which obviously refers to the Hero. The post was also edited after my reply, originally it was the Dragonborn they spoke of and misquoted the above as "great prisoner of the Dragon God".

    • @bloodcake8602
      @bloodcake8602 7 лет назад +5

      I didn't expect to see Elder Scrolls fans here lol

  • @bingelister5091
    @bingelister5091 2 года назад +10

    This is fantastic. The author does a great job of creating the feeling that there is much more to this that we are and never will be privy to. I'd love to read more from them in the future

  • @asshatmcgee149
    @asshatmcgee149 7 лет назад +260

    [Question from jr reasercher [redacted]] Are you sure nobody was transformed into sweetrolls

  • @TrueCicero
    @TrueCicero 2 года назад +14

    Happy to see Lovecraftian creations in the SCP universe

  • @slapslapslapclapclapclap7048
    @slapslapslapclapclapclap7048 7 лет назад +40

    The entity that was not identified in the footage was probably from the Fire god, the fungi and crystal creatures flee from it which could suggest that the Fire god is one of the stronger deities.

  • @I3oo1ve
    @I3oo1ve 3 года назад +2

    Not sure why, but the way he says, "that was obviously written by a child" at 13:27 is just so funny.

  • @331benjamin7
    @331benjamin7 7 лет назад +395

    Me: "Being an MTF soldier would be cool!"
    Volgun: "6 LAVs, full of armed MTF soldiers, are basically dead."
    Me: "Never mind!"
    (Btw, great video)

    • @turtleofpride4572
      @turtleofpride4572 6 лет назад +14

      Basically they as expendable as D-Class

    • @kereminde
      @kereminde 6 лет назад +14

      @Gaming Dude Guns don't help often enough, you know.

    • @scantron6111
      @scantron6111 6 лет назад +16

      I think I’d rather be “dead” than “basically dead”.

    • @TsunTzu
      @TsunTzu 5 лет назад +28

      They're not dead...well, most of them...a good deal of them were working in tandem with robo-bros to save people.
      That element of this SCP is really neat, tbh.

    • @embs5803
      @embs5803 5 лет назад +8

      SCP says trans rights

  • @bluetree1794
    @bluetree1794 Год назад +2

    This scp perfectly embodies those times when you watch an epic climax battle of a long-running, multiple seasons, anime series that you've never watch. Like, you're completely out of the loop of everything that has been leading up to this point but the imagery of the battle itself however just fully engages you in that you can't help but continue to marvel it all as you also piece together the little tidbits of dialogues from the characters.
    Fantastic honestly 10/10

  • @Ky_AnCom
    @Ky_AnCom 7 лет назад +10

    I can't be the only one that noticed a BLATANT Elder Scrolls reference in this SCP. I mean, it directly brings up Sheogorath, and references the shivering isles, hero of kvatch, and septim dynasty.

  • @blockhead134
    @blockhead134 4 года назад +7

    "Ey. You know how theres a bunch of evil gods around?"
    "Yeah?"
    "What if we summoned them all to the same place and let them fight?"
    "Hm. How much for a ticket you think?"

  • @oiwithyou
    @oiwithyou 7 лет назад +161

    You know, I never really thought about it but what IS that smoke in the corner? Looks too wide to be a cigarette. I guess they could be burning documents, but why in every lecture? WHAT. IS. THAT. SMOKE!?

    • @KiroKnife
      @KiroKnife 7 лет назад +41

      Researcher Miller likes cigars

    • @hate6crew6death6roll
      @hate6crew6death6roll 7 лет назад +83

      Scp-420-j

    • @o5councilunito5-89
      @o5councilunito5-89 7 лет назад +31

      One physical files for bigger scps have been uploaded to the database, we then print one page documents with only vital info. This include the containment procedures and description. We then burn the physical files and then we begin printing the documents and placing them in their corresponding partners.~Sincerely, The Administratior

    • @o5councilunito5-89
      @o5councilunito5-89 7 лет назад +6

      Administrator*

    • @randomlyconfused6047
      @randomlyconfused6047 6 лет назад +22

      Scented candles. They're scented candles.

  • @MapleCakeTheLion
    @MapleCakeTheLion 3 года назад +1

    7:48 Complied and compiled are similar, but one makes sense in context and the other does not. I realize these are years old, but it helps one who is reading to be informed of when a mistake occurs. (I'm enjoying the effort put in to actually read through these, the atmosphere made is wonderful, the mis-speakings just detract from it and break immersion into the scene being crafted for the listener.)

  • @rafaeliglesias572
    @rafaeliglesias572 7 лет назад +140

    CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!

  • @ianchisholm5756
    @ianchisholm5756 9 месяцев назад +2

    'The Mad Mountaineers' is a genius name for the clean-up squad.

  • @mogo5055
    @mogo5055 7 лет назад +12

    I love it when D-Class personnel compile their clothing rather than complying with orders. Someone send 513 to Montauk and get 514 in here.

  • @kingkurok3149
    @kingkurok3149 6 лет назад +7

    So basically a massive love letter to Lovecraft as a whole, cool, this definitely feels lovecraftian, and the creatures & phenomenon are all unique and compelling

  • @darkend1998
    @darkend1998 7 лет назад +124

    Scp, Lovecraft and Oblivion are the the things that i love more and combined omg.
    Knell Elder Gods because Sheogorath, Prince of Madness as allready own because he is inside each of us.hahahahaHAHAHA

    • @steppecist
      @steppecist 7 лет назад

      Was that English?

    • @darkend1998
      @darkend1998 7 лет назад +3

      AzureVoid Não, não foi inglês.

    • @voen
      @voen 6 лет назад +1

      Rico Sandard So now you have a summer project.

  • @adrianramsey6932
    @adrianramsey6932 3 года назад +5

    Hittin' that cult leader diary like a slam poem my guy

  • @ahhhyeah-we3yn
    @ahhhyeah-we3yn 7 лет назад +4

    I can’t believe you actually did Daleport! One of my favorite scp’s, sounded amazing, just like always!

  • @mr.outlaw231
    @mr.outlaw231 6 лет назад +86

    So, basically this is SCP was a battleground for gods who constantly go to war with one another in an attempt to control the universe and alter it in its own way. And, if I wasn't mistaken, there are four of them in this case, yes?
    So... does that mean that Warhammer 40k is somehow now connected to the SCP universe?

    • @isamuddin1
      @isamuddin1 6 лет назад +6

      Care to use nerf gun if necessary?

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 6 лет назад +7

      damn posted the wrong comment i meant to say in one SCP story old empy himself appeared in the SCP universe f upped a bunch of church of the broken god members that were trying to resurrect the void dragon he even had a sit down and told the only surviving SCP agent of that mission about the future or atleast in the emperors own words a possible one the 40k we know and that empy approved of the foundation but wished they deal with some of the world threat levels more severly and permantley

    • @godemperorofmankind7255
      @godemperorofmankind7255 6 лет назад +4

      THIS IS HERESY!

    • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
      @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 6 лет назад +6

      *_EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!_*

    • @deangeloellis729
      @deangeloellis729 4 года назад +1

      Four gods with minor gods and entities serving as soldiers under them and a bunch of other gods and entities who are have decided that they will fight for themselves, for humanity, observe the war, or like Sheograth fight for shits and giggles. From what I read and understand we got pangloss who basically trying to save as many humans as possible, some kind of tech warriors and the foundation saving humans and that mist god trying to keep the war contained?

  • @TJlolbagger
    @TJlolbagger 7 лет назад +7

    You by far make the best SCP readings of any youtuber I’ve watched. Kudos, hope you continue the fantastic work.

  • @shadowfyst997
    @shadowfyst997 5 лет назад +4

    I love SCP's like this, where it's some sort of event, or has some really awesome expedition logs. This is the kind of scp that would make a fantastic movie or game.

  • @khaimk4r4su
    @khaimk4r4su 3 года назад +5

    So many years have passed and so far Volgun's depiction of Rev Hoshor is the one i like the most. Great props to you Volg!

  • @orlando780
    @orlando780 5 лет назад +68

    Conclusion, Skyrim with mods in real life

  • @Lucy-ym4dv
    @Lucy-ym4dv 7 лет назад +64

    @TheVolgun This was awesome! I love your work as always you are an excellent voice actor. Just a suggestion for future videos to add a bit of spice. I notice you addlib in a couple places and that's great! More of that! Maybe questions from the audience or reactions to what the speaker is reading might be a good bit of flavoring. You already do such a great job to make this feel like I'm at a scp conference panel/class rather than just a dull reading. Thank you!

    • @TheVolgun
      @TheVolgun  7 лет назад +19

      Thanks - I always planned on doing that exact thing, I just don't want to over do it as it could potentially get very annoying for some people! ... maybe i'll find a good way of including a little more flavor. I'm always trying to think of ways to improve my videos so I appreciate the feedback!

    • @Lucy-ym4dv
      @Lucy-ym4dv 7 лет назад +5

      TheVolgun I'm sure you will find a good medium. Again I love your work. regardless of which direction you choose, keep up the great work.

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 5 лет назад +37

    My brain can’t imagine what a fractal shaped organism is or what a triradially symmetric cybernetic organism looks like
    I would love to see some illustrations by the author

    • @fedorkochemasov4533
      @fedorkochemasov4533 3 года назад +1

      But that;s the point that you can't really comprehend them

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 3 года назад +1

      @@fedorkochemasov4533 then how did the supposed in universe SCP scientists reviewing the footage describe them?

    • @fedorkochemasov4533
      @fedorkochemasov4533 3 года назад +1

      @@sbraypaynt But he read a religious text. He just read what was written. Also that's like literally the entirety of Lovecraft's writing: he describes things you really can't imagine

    • @WhenDevilsDuel
      @WhenDevilsDuel 2 года назад +2

      @@sbraypaynt lol. Welcome to cosmic horror. Imagine the unimaginable. Inagine that feeling you get in a nightmare, now turn that into a "thing". Describe in great detail something your brain fears because it can't understand it in the first place, because it has no conceivable detail that a human can percieve. You just know its not right. Describe that.
      Cosmic horror is a neat concept but gets meh pretty quickly when you want something from the story other than suspense. Thats why cthulhu is popular, there's an actual pay off. When its done right its great but it's usually a category for lazy or 2 kool 4 skool writers tbh. Or in lovecrafts case, partially mentally disturbed. As all artist who are worth their weight.

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 2 года назад +1

      It's really not that hard. Look up 3d fractals, and triradial just means it's symmetrical every 120° around a center axis. Like a triangle 🔺️.

  • @BotherRed
    @BotherRed 7 лет назад +263

    I saw a bowler hat, I'm watching

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 года назад +35

    The organism: Tries to leave the store to escape triangle-face
    Triangle boi: “Here, let me help you with that. *YEEET”*

  • @NodDisciple1
    @NodDisciple1 7 лет назад +64

    Did Mr. Rogers win this?

    • @FarmerDingus
      @FarmerDingus 6 лет назад +11

      Brother Malachai in a blood-stained sweater.

  • @KaeboraGunbunny
    @KaeboraGunbunny 4 года назад +5

    23:16 Djrr, The Dark God of Lamp Posts.
    I love lamp.

  • @majdjinn5042
    @majdjinn5042 7 лет назад +338

    *sighs opening a dictionary*

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 7 лет назад +6

      Same tbh.

    • @METALGEARMATRIX
      @METALGEARMATRIX 6 лет назад +5

      For what, exactly?

    • @Hudnofski
      @Hudnofski 6 лет назад +75

      Isn't that why they're getting a dictionary? To expand their vocabulary?

    • @Levyathyn
      @Levyathyn 6 лет назад +8

      It was "motile", wasn't it?

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 6 лет назад +4

      Simpleton!!

  • @zachmcmillan4060
    @zachmcmillan4060 5 лет назад +10

    Lovecraft didn't die;he crossed over into the dreaming worlds,and left his dark creations squirming within our brains.

  • @socialaccount0000
    @socialaccount0000 7 лет назад +984

    What's with the Cthulhu'n entities and Messing with Brits?

    • @pmcminecraft1
      @pmcminecraft1 7 лет назад +134

      They don't like tea

    • @stephenlong9806
      @stephenlong9806 7 лет назад +253

      New England is in the US....

    • @themindbowler
      @themindbowler 6 лет назад +42

      lovecraft was really into the idea of Anglo superiorty

    • @MorganScorpion
      @MorganScorpion 6 лет назад +7

      What can I say? We're GOO-magnets.

    • @insane-bz7ji
      @insane-bz7ji 6 лет назад +75

      Do you know where new england is?

  • @romaniasante3633
    @romaniasante3633 6 лет назад +28

    Wouldn't it be cool if the other entities who were helping were foundation members from different points in time

  • @bluenightfury4365
    @bluenightfury4365 7 лет назад +17

    I'd love the background droning music, its really soothing..~

    • @aviananarchy5939
      @aviananarchy5939 7 лет назад +3

      i agree. i like listening to these before bed.

  • @durere
    @durere Год назад +2

    So many years later, and this is still my favorite SCP.

  • @cheesewizard3965
    @cheesewizard3965 7 лет назад +345

    Cthulhu but everyone died so it ruined the plot

    • @jadedteevee
      @jadedteevee 7 лет назад +1

      spencer davis what

    • @seanie502
      @seanie502 7 лет назад +32

      spencer davis not everyone died, a lot of them got saved, but they suffered memory loss and don’t remember what happened

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 7 лет назад +36

      so your standard game of Call of Cthulhu then.

    • @cheesewizard3965
      @cheesewizard3965 7 лет назад +40

      Call of Cthulu but every player character was Old Man Henderson

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 7 лет назад

      Old Man Henderson?

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 4 года назад +3

    The official report says the torsos in front of the library appear at 19:42, which is 07:42 PM in military time. The floating body is currently 57m above ground zero.

  • @voidbeyondtaken4257
    @voidbeyondtaken4257 7 лет назад +11

    Absolutely one of my favorite SCP’s

  • @xirb-4007
    @xirb-4007 5 лет назад +14

    The SCP Foundation is only Gravity Falls in a nutshell

  • @lazyer0511
    @lazyer0511 7 лет назад +16

    Sounds like Daleport has a bit of infestation going on.

  • @midnightproductions3442
    @midnightproductions3442 5 лет назад +8

    Is nobody going to mention the fact that the shivering mist might be a cowboy? Yeehaw at the end of his message

  • @KirillTheBeast
    @KirillTheBeast 4 года назад +10

    Imagine the face of the 05s when they realise some anomalous lovecraftian entities do their job better than them... Also, it should be a given that the whole Foundation ran out of popcorn in the process of compiling the information regarding this incident. Good times.

  • @zeliardforty-two4692
    @zeliardforty-two4692 Год назад +2

    This is one I always love coming back to. I mean how do you even fathom the aftermath of a fight between a bunch of cosmic beings?

  • @PleasantWhale
    @PleasantWhale 4 года назад +4

    13:12 Uh oh... "The lava" sounds like someone with an accent would say, "larva." But a child would miss-hear it as lava... Oooohhh dear...

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 года назад +7

    I love this SCP. It’s far in a way one of my absolute favorites.

  • @BygPhattyPlus
    @BygPhattyPlus 7 лет назад +52

    When Gods fight, whomever wins, he lose.

    • @Mrlaged
      @Mrlaged 5 лет назад +3

      Unless it's Tim. Tim's s good extradimentonal horror.

  • @Mirandorl
    @Mirandorl 4 года назад +5

    Very good quality writing. A lot of SCPs have mangled attempts at officialese and sound a bit masturbatory, but this one nails it. The feeling of intelligence behind the report makes it seem more real and so scarier

  • @TheSoulCourier
    @TheSoulCourier 7 лет назад +43

    Absolute Lovecraftian Masterpiece!!! Well Done, good Sir! Well done.

  • @amduil8168
    @amduil8168 3 года назад +1

    Every once in a while i have to come back and rewatch this video as thanks and as a refresher. This was the scp that started my love for the entire scp universe. For all the weird and wacky things to all the gruesome and horrible things that haunt you for days and all the things in between.

  • @morgangobin9985
    @morgangobin9985 7 лет назад +60

    It’s no 049 video, but I’ll take this as my birthday present regardless! Keep up the good work, Volgun! :)