There is a lot of seriously creepy research done by psychologists on children's imaginations. Like, one that stuck with me was a kid kept drawing some seriously fucked up monster despite parents being careful to not expose him to any frightening books/movies etc, and when the shrink asked where this thing came from, the kid flat out said "can't you see him?" ...and other examples where parents will wake up and find their child has been watching them sleep for hours and if asked why, the kids say "you know why" and... fuck it makes me want to get a vasectomy 🙀
According to wikipedia the song mentioned in the video was released in 2012, since he said the song wouldn't be created for 15 years that would place the events around 1997.
I think the foundation understood that whatever was going on inside there was out of their control. And that someone else seemed to be willing to take responsibility. They probably had nukes and an army set to the side ready if the cloud expanded, or a massive fence for when nothing happened.
Gotta love the sheer variety of SCP stories. From cosmic horror that'll make Lovecraft proud, a God Battle Royale or just some guy who sees any living thing as Shia LaBeouf.
There’s a series V about a demon lord who can only be summoned when millions of lives are sacrificed, but the cult tricks the demon into thinking fortnite deaths counted as real deaths, and the demon came out talking in fortnite slang
Honestly, there's a lot of similarity between Lovecraft and the SCP Foundation. Lovecraft worked with a lot of different authors in pulp magazines, referencing stuff from other authors and having his own works mentioned in their stuff. Sometimes it was canon, other times it wasn't. You basically had a bunch of authors submitting horror stories of greatly varying quality, sometimes connected to other stories and other times just by itself. And that's what the SCP Foundation website is, too.
THE EQUIVALENT: I look down and see a bunch of ants coming together. Their bodies spell out “Your roommates said you’re annoying and gay”, so I get mad and start a fight with them. (Pretty much what the Humans did with the Gods)
Thanks. I was starting to piece the overall arc of this one together when I read your comment. SCPs like this one kind of annoy me. Waaay too complex for what they actually entail, imo.
Anomalous wildlife, mutilated corpses, shifting architecture, floating torsos. “So far, this is all - oddly perhaps - par for the course.” I love the Foundationverse.
@@nicktaylor3445 this explains how MTFs are so nonchalant about horrifying anomalies. They have seen so much shit that it really is “par for the course”.
"Twenty goats stuck together making a goat ball, spin around and around all the way to goat hell." Sounds like an average day of playing Goat Simulator.
@@masterzoroark6664 most American place names are either a) ripped straight from mostly England, sometimes the other U.K. countries (Massachusetts has a LOT of English place names) b) either Spanish, French or sometimes dutch/German depending on what countries owned the area when people were settling, c) Native American place names (I guess they just asked the locals where they were?) or d) just like, an observation on the area/ the name of the founder like Boulder City which I assume is just a place that either once had a big boulder there or was founded by a dude named Boulder. I’d say like 60% of American towns/cities are either English towns/cities (New York, ect there’s even a MA town named after the shitty tiny English town I live in) or Spanish/French/ect towns/cities
@@emilybarclay8831 I think they thought it was england because I think he mentioned this was a new England town, and I had no clue new England was a part of America until a year ago because its not a common term in Europe
More people need to get in to the SCP universe. There is no other fictional universe, to my knowledge, that is so creative and fascinating. Especially being that it is cultivated by a community.
@@SatomiForward God, that just reminded me of that one SCP that somehow got approved that was just littered with at least two [REDACTED] per sentence. Christ alive, that was the worst.
@@ChivalrousSnake Just to note, SCPs don't get "approved" by anyone to be put on the site. Anyone can post an SCP, that will stay or be deleted depending on how other people vote on it.
Sheogorath from Elder scrolls. Bill Cipher from gravity falls. The Beast from over the Garden wall. What? Did Discord from my little pony not want in on this battle royale?
Despite being a being of chaos, Discord is ultimately native to a series notorious for sugary innocence. Considering that some things from the SCP universe can be scaled to WH40k, I suppose it makes sense that Discord just saw the invite and was like "fuck that shit I'm out."
@@e.v4892 Granted. By his own admission he's chaotic not evil. He's anti order not anti good. I mean the guy's definition of chaos is pretty much, "Hey, look how much shit I can turn into candy!" With that the kinda havoc the SCP-verse churns out would definitely leave a bad taste in his mouth. So yeah, I don't doubt even if he was invited he definitely woulda declined.
@@gilbertotabares8196 speaking of, the SCP foundation is some level of ridiculous in itself. They are mortals holding the front on all side against gods beyond our understanding, beings who can turn our understanding of the universe on a whim, abominations who will forever haunt humanity, and eldritch horrors who crave our termination. More importantly, in some cases they have managed to push back against the great darkness that consumes all.
Unknown Gestalt Entity: "Hey, stop sending guys into the town. They don't really stand a chance, and I have enough issues without having to try and save them" Foundation: "Understandable, have a nice day." UGE: "Wait really? I figured you were gonna be stubborn-" Foundation: "Still gonna send drones tho." UGE: "There it is."
Hey TES, I know you probably won’t see this, but I just wanted to thank you for all your dedication and hard work. I won’t get into it, but here lately, my life hasn’t been the greatest. Your videos give me something to look forward to every week, and I don’t have a lot of things like that. Anyways, thanks again, and keep up the awesome work! Good luck!
Lorenzo Nunez keep your chin up! While you don’t know me, I myself have looked to TES to escape the weight of the real world. You have my prayers, positive thoughts, and good vibes sent to you in the hope that things get better for you. There’s always light at the end of the tunnel my friend, good luck to you!
As painfull the way can be, be assure you can and will feel better. Just do not stop walking, even thou I myself am unsure to continue, from time to time. It was worth, like to tell you not to give up. 😉
Guy seems too nice to be bill cypher I mean, it seemed implied he helped some of the humans escape, although if one wished one could chalk that up to future schemes requiring them to be alive or something.
@@nathansingleton7532 Bill cipher does not have a bowler hat or tentacles. He is a triangle with many arms sometimes and a tophat. Not the triangle face man because the triangle man has no eyes and Bill has 1.
well, TES examined and explained that is most likely a manifestation of the Titan Cronus, so depends on how a Titan compares to an eldritch old one entity. I'm not sure exactly who's where on the divine pecking order.
@@sflaningam7680 The Divine vs. Eldritch scale of power seems to be more of a case by case ratio rather than a broad "Gods are better/Abominations are better" spectrum.
@@rotciv557 That's I wasn't too keen on placing bets either on the Deer or any of whatever was in Daleport. I don't speculate a winner unless I know exactly what each fighter is capable of, as well their weight class.
Considering how there’s a rat (& its descendants) who somehow convinced an entire Foundation site that it was an expert in their field of study, I wouldn’t be surprised. (For reference, I think it was featured in TES’s Rodent SCPs video.)
@WiseOwl3 No way. The Foundation has plenty of space to house people (in cells underground), and the Foundation can also produce unlimited food via a number of SCPs. So food and board costs are negligible. D-class are collected from the bloated US prison system, likely for free. The average price of a lab rat is like $13.
A few Moods™ set upon us by this particular Scp: "A dubstep remix of Owlcity's embers began to play" "Digr, the dark god of lampposts..." "A group of goats making a goat ball will spin into goat hell" "The virginal blood mixed with the blood is for He Who Walks Beneath Dreams, who is into that sort of thing, apparently."
Well, we do have a storm god and a cabbage. Isn't to far fetched to expect some soulstone lying around, especially if that cult searched for suitable items beforehand. And Sheogoraths summoning was something along that line, was it not?
Sorry, but you lost me after the SCP article mentioned that the _GREAT SKELETON WAR_ was a minor conflict. That *really* rattled my bones! And _not_ in a good way.
I can imagine Sheo just bringing up Daleport in a conversation with some random mortal. I feel like it would go something like this. "Y'know little mortal, I've been to many different planes of existence in my travels. I've been to every plane of Oblivion, Aetherius, and Mundus and even beyond! I've seen things that would make your little mortal brain explode! But let me tell you the story of my vacation in a little town known as Daleport. Marvelous Place! Reality folded in on itself, other "Gods" were fighting to the death. I think my favorite god there, besides myself of course, was the Shredded Cabbage of Misfortune! Anyways, I was invited there by the mortals who live there. They actually thought they could bind me there. HA! As if, it's hard enough for a mortal to bind a Daedra, let alone a DAEDRIC PRINCE! I tricked them into thinking that they successfully bound me there so I could mess with the other gods. I threw meteors at them, pelted them with cheese, all kinds of delightful mischief! I ended up leaving when I saw that there were only three of them left. I've had my fun and Haskill was probably getting worried about me. Anyways, I think I've held you up for long enough, little mortal. Here's some cheese for listening to me ramble. TA TA!"
It's interesting to me that you have become so popular seeing as you ignore the normal established presentation of an SCP. Maybe people are just tired of scratchy redaction noises.
The way he explains SCP's are very educational, and easy to learn. At least for me that is. RUclipsrs like TheVolgun put a lot of time and effort into their videos, which is also very nice, but it's kinda hard for me to keep up with what they are trying to say because of most of the [REDACTED] sounds. It's as though the exploring series is an omni-present SCP explaining to us the SCP world to an alternate reality where the SCP foundation never existed.
Oh great! I came up with this great SCP idea but I've hit writer's block. Whatever am I to do? Oh well, there's always old reliable. (Opens box.) (Inside is REDACTED and DATA EXPUNGED.)
I go to TheVolgun to listen to the original entries cus I'm too lazy to read..aka my reading comprehension is shit and need someone to say it to me word for word. Then I go to The Exploring Series cus their explanations clear things up for me and I enjoy the theories that he comes up with.
I like how you can grab elements of the notes and videos to piece together the characters like the dark god of lampposts or mr sticky witch I believe is the god of flys since he mentioned lava
@@cristeaandrei9880such heresy! lest we forget the great work of leeAltometh the foul-room temperature bowl of 7-layer bean salad that sits on the back of the buffet table at the Clinton family charity dinner in Dayton, Ohio on Tuesday September 18th 1996?
Imagine Panglos, or however you spell it, being the god/deity that gave humanity the ability to nearly wipe out all of SCP-1000's race during "The Day of Flowers."
That actually makes sense though I picture it to be something more like the scarlet king who used humanity to shatter the more peaceful society of the children of the night
@Roach What if Pangloss is just another name for Mekhane? Two benevolent deities that likes Humans and are connected to technology and knowledge seems awfully coincidental.
The ineteresting question that remains is this: What exactly is the "shivering mist"? Afterall it apparantly has the power to contain cosmic horrors fighting a battle royale and has some sort of consciousnes. Is it one of those cosmic horrors? Is it a spell? A technological device? Can it be used to contain other cosmic horrors?
I think, it's either a spell or magic concealment of things that goes in The mist, Either way, it has only appeared so far on Daleport, Curtis's corpse was soon then found, Who was a resident of 1936, after The mist had come to The town.
From an Owl City fan, I can see your point but it still feels like a joke reference if you ask me (not that I disliked it tho). Embers feels like a uplift/mars that fits for team sport or olympics but not dramatic enough for battle royale, because Embers often use "we" and "unite" that doesn't suit the battle royale aspect.
@@defaulted9485 It could be perfect for Pangloss, though. As far as we know, he's an optimistic, caring God, he's something like Prometheus, hence gifting Humanity the unending flame, and saving the citizens of Daleport. The Owl City Ember song would be the perfect theme song for him! Hell, I'd rather worship him than Jesus!
Reading the lyrics and the fact that Pangloss' note for the anomalous candle soy bean plant is 'Don't let the fire die', I'm pretty certain that Embers by Owl City is perfect for him.
@@JackgarPrime It refers to the player character of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. You start out as a prisoner of the Empire of Cyrodiil which is ruled by the Dragonborn Emperor, and you go on to defeat Sheogorath. "Sheogorath remains, ruling his kingdom of two faces before he himself brings its downfall, only to be stopped by a great prisoner of the dragon king." That is literally the plot of the Shivering Isles expansion.
You are definitely my favorite scp related channel. You do an amazing job of giving us all the info on the scp you are presenting and then some. I look forward to this series being update every Monday. You are definitely a unique channel and I can’t wait to see more future content!
A conservation between two survivors of SCP-1936. "Good God, Manton, but what was it? Those Scars...Was it like that? And I was too dazed to exult when he whispered a thing I had half expected...No...it wasn't it that way at all. It was everywhere...a Battle hound...a Cuddle team leader...yet it had Dances, a thousand Dances of horror beyond all memory. There were T-pose...and a Tidy. It was a Wiggle...the Default...the ultimate abomination. Carter, it was the Winner winner chicken dinner!"
I wouldn’t be at all surprised. Dig deep enough into TES lore and you’ll find stories of time traveling robots becoming saints, reality breaking down because someone changed the nature of a god, in-universe Cold Wars that culminated in space races, and then you get to the Michael Kirkbride weirdness.
Imagine you’re minding your own business in your office and then suddenly a bunch of ants forced you into a private room with your other colleagues and forces you to duke it out over office donut rights lmao
I'd love this to be an SCP game, you choose your faction creating and leading cosmic entities, and duke it out an all out battle royal, with each faction having different upsides and downsides.
I'm not sure if he's in this one or not, but I'm sticking with Mekhane. A deity that likes Humans and gave us Reason, Intelligence and Knowledge gets my vote.
I'm kind of sad to see that sheogorath decided to sit this one out. I guess he just got bored and screwed off back to the shivering isles when he saw the roster. He probably would have just sat around judging/refereeing the whole thing. Before congratulating the winner, then transmuting them into a rabbit to make a feast out of.
Nice video, I love this series! I’m sure you get a ton of requests but I think Exploring the Super Natural TV Show Universe would be interesting. Especially with the ending coming soon you would have a lot of complete concepts that the show has had going on. Just a thought, but I always love your videos so keep it up!
Now that's a Battle Royale game I'd play. No jumping in from an airplane looking for an assault rifle on the roof but beam down as a Cthulhu-esque monster to battle 49 other people.
Unspoken anomalous effect produced by Pangloss is one of the best things ever: A drone (like Curiosity or standard Earth ones) is altered to be humanoid and capable of using weapons, complete with military-grade training. Also it can see and hear, even if it wasn't built with that. Also you can talk to it to teach it stuff, which makes it rewrite its own code to incorporate new information. Yes, that would be nice.
I appreciate the use of Eldrazi in some of the pictures used, bc Daleport is absolutely something the Eldrazi would be mixed up in. They’re just too big to not be drawn into this
SCP 7132 “Reggie Boy” Object Class: Euclid Description: SCP 7132 is a anomalous RUclips account with the ability to force prominent RUclipsrs to create desired content via unknown means.
The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny! Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be? This is the ultimate showdown... Of ultimate destiny
When you install ALL the mods.
Top two comments are space marines I’m happy now
Minecraft mod packs be like
when you install the living environment mod in a stalker game incorrectly.
DovahSpy pretty much
BROTHER THEIR ARE HERETICS IN OUR MITS
"Today Mr. Sticky's arm came out of the closet instead of the window" would be terrifying to read from a child's diary
Mr. Sticky part made Me laugh and feel creeped out at the same time.
That just made me think Mr Sticky is gay.
There is a lot of seriously creepy research done by psychologists on children's imaginations. Like, one that stuck with me was a kid kept drawing some seriously fucked up monster despite parents being careful to not expose him to any frightening books/movies etc, and when the shrink asked where this thing came from, the kid flat out said "can't you see him?" ...and other examples where parents will wake up and find their child has been watching them sleep for hours and if asked why, the kids say "you know why" and... fuck it makes me want to get a vasectomy 🙀
@@kungfuskull WTF?
Go Mr Sticky!
Never thought I'd hear the phrase "the shredded cabbage of misfortune will destroy those who oppose the vegetable monarchy" but there you go.
Well there's a first time for everything I guess...
What about the goat ball spinning all the way down to goat hell?
Bazinga
No No sounds like something Rolf would say from Ed Edd & Eddy lmaoo
Absolute gooooooooold
A cloud of unknown horror
“Just throw D-class at it”
**Yeah, we got a lot of those guys**
"Throw D-class at it until it stops"
- Dr. Bright
@Azal 423 Clearly you're meant to do both
Bright probably asked to send some in, pleading
Researcher: Maybe if enough D-Class are send in *they will breath in all the clouds! Problem solved!*
O5 Clouncil: _(Clapping)_ Genious genious!
DALEPORT BATTLE ROYALE
WHERE WE DROPPIN’ [REDACTED]?
What happen when eldritch being play pubg
@@indraservo5764 chutulu fortnite
You droppin in [REDACTED]
Pochinki is my city xD
Talk about Smite:Battleground of the gods
_Puts multiple gods together to fight and they only destroy one town_
Cha cha real smooth.
the gas cloud is the containment field. the actual destruction is quite large.
I'm surprised that the damage wasn't worse! (By SCP standards. Y' know, world ending gods and dimensional craters made by SHREDDED ELDER GOD CABBAGE.)
_To The Left_
Just like a final battle for the season of a supernatural tv series.
@@IronRAVENxvx so true
The one time the Foundation says "Ya know what? Maybe we should listen and not send more in"
Who else was shocked at that?
I'm more shocked that they didn't decide nuke it
According to wikipedia the song mentioned in the video was released in 2012, since he said the song wouldn't be created for 15 years that would place the events around 1997.
When i 1st read that a year ago i was like aight... then when i read more SCPs i kept think... huh?
I think the foundation understood that whatever was going on inside there was out of their control. And that someone else seemed to be willing to take responsibility. They probably had nukes and an army set to the side ready if the cloud expanded, or a massive fence for when nothing happened.
Considering that they can't even reliably find the place after that contact, I guess they just threw their hands up
Gotta love the sheer variety of SCP stories. From cosmic horror that'll make Lovecraft proud, a God Battle Royale or just some guy who sees any living thing as Shia LaBeouf.
There’s a series V about a demon lord who can only be summoned when millions of lives are sacrificed, but the cult tricks the demon into thinking fortnite deaths counted as real deaths, and the demon came out talking in fortnite slang
Honestly, there's a lot of similarity between Lovecraft and the SCP Foundation. Lovecraft worked with a lot of different authors in pulp magazines, referencing stuff from other authors and having his own works mentioned in their stuff. Sometimes it was canon, other times it wasn't. You basically had a bunch of authors submitting horror stories of greatly varying quality, sometimes connected to other stories and other times just by itself. And that's what the SCP Foundation website is, too.
@@Daniel-vg5ld may I know what number is it?
What’s the number for the Shia LaBeouf one? I need to know.
@@Daniel-vg5ld *holy shit* which SCP is that
*PICK YOUR FIGHTER*
>shredded cabbage of misfortune
>g o a t b a l l
10 balls of yarn on sheogorath
>Triangle face
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@@uteriel282 be smart, turn him Jyggalag and watch.
Lamp god for me
That moment when there is a bunch of monsters killing everyone but your townhall starts playing
Ambers:By owl city Dubstep version🗿🔼
Everybody gangsta till the town hall starts singing Owl City
@@commanderzavala9328 cue the SID 6581 cover of Fireflies by Owl City
in 97
Do I hear boss music?
*_You would not believe your eyes!_*
"Because at long last, I finally see whats wrong with the Universe, too many Gods."
-Reverend Hawshore
THE BILL COMES DUE
That'll be $11.27
who?
Slow down there, Kratos
Who?
@@heresthadude1080 "Freedom's a buck o' five."
THE EQUIVALENT: I look down and see a bunch of ants coming together. Their bodies spell out “Your roommates said you’re annoying and gay”, so I get mad and start a fight with them.
(Pretty much what the Humans did with the Gods)
Jesus Christ thats perfect.
Thanks. I was starting to piece the overall arc of this one together when I read your comment. SCPs like this one kind of annoy me. Waaay too complex for what they actually entail, imo.
Anomalous wildlife, mutilated corpses, shifting architecture, floating torsos.
“So far, this is all - oddly perhaps - par for the course.”
I love the Foundationverse.
Only in the SCP universe can you find floating torsoes as "normal".
@@nicktaylor3445 this explains how MTFs are so nonchalant about horrifying anomalies. They have seen so much shit that it really is “par for the course”.
@@nicktaylor3445 Pretty sure summer irl warzones, just saying
World-altering mist: ok
Mutated tentacle monstrosities: cool
Dubstep: OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
Old Gods please make it stop‼
[DUBSTEP INTENSIFIED]
THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!! THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!!!
Cthulhu, are you warping New England towns into unholy abominations again?
@@sflaningam7680 * unintelligible ancient rambling from the darkness between darkness *
"Twenty goats stuck together making a goat ball, spin around and around all the way to goat hell."
Sounds like an average day of playing Goat Simulator.
Yes
Goat Simulator _multiplayer!_
@@RokuroCarisu Imagine the chaos...
*I want it*
I see you are a person of culture.
One of the best games out there
I gotta admit, this Elder Scrolls 6 leak’s a bit strange, but at least Sheogorath’s back again
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
"We've arranged a FFA match between eldritch deities in a small town in England"
It was a town in America. Not even hateful eldritch abominations want to visit small rural English towns
@@emilybarclay8831 hmm
Ok .
Thought it sounded Britosh
@@masterzoroark6664 most American place names are either a) ripped straight from mostly England, sometimes the other U.K. countries (Massachusetts has a LOT of English place names) b) either Spanish, French or sometimes dutch/German depending on what countries owned the area when people were settling, c) Native American place names (I guess they just asked the locals where they were?) or d) just like, an observation on the area/ the name of the founder like Boulder City which I assume is just a place that either once had a big boulder there or was founded by a dude named Boulder. I’d say like 60% of American towns/cities are either English towns/cities (New York, ect there’s even a MA town named after the shitty tiny English town I live in) or Spanish/French/ect towns/cities
@@emilybarclay8831 I think they thought it was england because I think he mentioned this was a new England town, and I had no clue new England was a part of America until a year ago because its not a common term in Europe
@@AC-gg7xy I’ve heard of New England a few times but I am English so know that there’s not a New England in the U.K. lol
More people need to get in to the SCP universe. There is no other fictional universe, to my knowledge, that is so creative and fascinating. Especially being that it is cultivated by a community.
Just make sure they can actually write worth a damn and not just leave massive parts [redacted]
Too bad it's going to shit.
@@SatomiForward God, that just reminded me of that one SCP that somehow got approved that was just littered with at least two [REDACTED] per sentence. Christ alive, that was the worst.
How’d you comment yesterday new potential scp locates
@@ChivalrousSnake Just to note, SCPs don't get "approved" by anyone to be put on the site. Anyone can post an SCP, that will stay or be deleted depending on how other people vote on it.
Sheogorath from Elder scrolls.
Bill Cipher from gravity falls.
The Beast from over the Garden wall.
What? Did Discord from my little pony not want in on this battle royale?
The invite got lost in the mail probs
Despite being a being of chaos, Discord is ultimately native to a series notorious for sugary innocence. Considering that some things from the SCP universe can be scaled to WH40k, I suppose it makes sense that Discord just saw the invite and was like "fuck that shit I'm out."
@@e.v4892 Granted. By his own admission he's chaotic not evil. He's anti order not anti good. I mean the guy's definition of chaos is pretty much, "Hey, look how much shit I can turn into candy!" With that the kinda havoc the SCP-verse churns out would definitely leave a bad taste in his mouth. So yeah, I don't doubt even if he was invited he definitely woulda declined.
@@gilbertotabares8196 speaking of, the SCP foundation is some level of ridiculous in itself. They are mortals holding the front on all side against gods beyond our understanding, beings who can turn our understanding of the universe on a whim, abominations who will forever haunt humanity, and eldritch horrors who crave our termination. More importantly, in some cases they have managed to push back against the great darkness that consumes all.
wait I'm dumb, where is bill from GF?
Djir, the Dark God of Lamp-Posts
Never before have I wanted to join a Lovecraftian cult, but I'd worship that Great Old One for the novelty of it.
Praise he
I, for one, welcome our obtuse eldritch lords.
*PRAISE THE LÄMP*
He is no match for the shredded cabbage of misfortune
All hail the Guide In The Dark.
Unknown Gestalt Entity: "Hey, stop sending guys into the town. They don't really stand a chance, and I have enough issues without having to try and save them"
Foundation: "Understandable, have a nice day."
UGE: "Wait really? I figured you were gonna be stubborn-"
Foundation: "Still gonna send drones tho."
UGE: "There it is."
Not funny
@@heretotroll1813 not funny
@@PyrrhusBrin very yummy
@@omairrazaakram very mummy
@@b.cthebruvtallbruv6145 Are YOU my mummy?
"ARE YOU READY TO RUUUUUUUMBLLLLLLE"~ literally everyone in Daleport
*Klassic MK theme ensues with increasing intensity*
Citizens: “NO WE AREN’T READY- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Are you the Vegetable Monarch?
Tyrannical Cabbage if all the gods just had a slugfest, and they could just let the Daleport citizens watch.
THAT BE GREAT!
Me: *makes a war cry before attacking a nearby skeleton and then getting into the fight*
I wouldn't even be mad if i went out in a Godly Battle Royale
Honestly sounds like your average typical Bethesda game
Edit: _I spoke too soon_
AlmightyJello If you want a typical Bethesda RPG read “A thing a quiet madness made”
@@emiledlund9559 Allow me to make a small correction, the name is "This thing... ", not "A thing..."
@@emiledlund9559 Well, not really, their newer games are nowhere near that esoteric.
The article even mentions Sheogorath!
Hey TES, I know you probably won’t see this, but I just wanted to thank you for all your dedication and hard work. I won’t get into it, but here lately, my life hasn’t been the greatest. Your videos give me something to look forward to every week, and I don’t have a lot of things like that. Anyways, thanks again, and keep up the awesome work! Good luck!
I hope your life gets better lorenzo, goodluck!
Lorenzo Nunez keep your chin up! While you don’t know me, I myself have looked to TES to escape the weight of the real world. You have my prayers, positive thoughts, and good vibes sent to you in the hope that things get better for you. There’s always light at the end of the tunnel my friend, good luck to you!
As painfull the way can be, be assure you can and will feel better. Just do not stop walking, even thou I myself am unsure to continue, from time to time. It was worth, like to tell you not to give up. 😉
I read that as "The Elder Scrolls" and was confused haha. Whatever's going on, best wishes. Hope you can find the strength to keep moving.
Good luck in life, Lorenzo. May the wind be always at your back.
>the one who walks beneath dreams, has merely a triangle for a head
Is that... Is that Bill Cipher?
Guy seems too nice to be bill cypher I mean, it seemed implied he helped some of the humans escape, although if one wished one could chalk that up to future schemes requiring them to be alive or something.
The triangle-faced dude wasn't the one who helped people escape
I'm pretty sure the triangle face guy was the thing that killed the tentacle monster that ate a gas station cashier
@@nathansingleton7532 Bill cipher does not have a bowler hat or tentacles. He is a triangle with many arms sometimes and a tophat. Not the triangle face man because the triangle man has no eyes and Bill has 1.
Nah, it's probably just a classy Pyramid Head from silent hill
The Deer wasn’t involved, but could it have won?
Also, this seems like a grimdark version of Weirdmaggedon
well, TES examined and explained that is most likely a manifestation of the Titan Cronus, so depends on how a Titan compares to an eldritch old one entity. I'm not sure exactly who's where on the divine pecking order.
@@sflaningam7680 The Divine vs. Eldritch scale of power seems to be more of a case by case ratio rather than a broad "Gods are better/Abominations are better" spectrum.
Bill is pissed off that they invited that poser Triangle Face instead of the O.G.
@@rotciv557 That's I wasn't too keen on placing bets either on the Deer or any of whatever was in Daleport. I don't speculate a winner unless I know exactly what each fighter is capable of, as well their weight class.
Actually the gravity falls occurence was based of this! well not exactly but they are related indeed
Made myself laugh imagining a site director reprimanding a doctor for using rats instead of D-Class. "Do you know how much rats cost?!"
I think a d class would cost more
“That rat was renowned for his culinary skills doctor, can you recreate his soup? No you can’t.”
@@wiseowl3 woosh.
Considering how there’s a rat (& its descendants) who somehow convinced an entire Foundation site that it was an expert in their field of study, I wouldn’t be surprised.
(For reference, I think it was featured in TES’s Rodent SCPs video.)
@WiseOwl3 No way. The Foundation has plenty of space to house people (in cells underground), and the Foundation can also produce unlimited food via a number of SCPs. So food and board costs are negligible.
D-class are collected from the bloated US prison system, likely for free. The average price of a lab rat is like $13.
A few Moods™ set upon us by this particular Scp:
"A dubstep remix of Owlcity's embers began to play"
"Digr, the dark god of lampposts..."
"A group of goats making a goat ball will spin into goat hell"
"The virginal blood mixed with the blood is for He Who Walks Beneath Dreams, who is into that sort of thing, apparently."
You have offended the lamppost god, he will now fall on your car.
I love starting my day off with some cosmic horror. "The best part of waking up is the primordial madness in your cup."
Wasn't expecting that Sheogorath mention. Huh.
To be honest, Sheogorath popping up randomly in this is completely in character.
Sheogorath himself is an SCP, he was never written in to the Elder Scrolls series. When the Games were released though, he was in them anyway
Did you catch the other references? I noticed at least one for Goat Simulator.
I thought the Hero of Kvatch defeated one of his manifestations, while Dragonborn just helped him do stuff
@@nessabethany7068 i think "He Who Walks Beneath Dreams" might be Poet Anderson, search it on youtube
The plot of Bloodbourne 2 sounds nice.
I would totally play this game. Get to play as some poor smuck minding their own business when these God's show up and then all the shit hits the fan.
2:40 me and the boys in creative mode
Top two comments are space marines am happ
GODDAM IT I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS
Lemon the emperor protects
lmfao i was looking for this comment
This has to be the most sadistic SCP to date, Imagine being forced to listen to Dubstep.
Better than most modern pop.
@@dubuyajay9964 its sad but true
Me: hears embers 15 years before it came out...
*im about to start my whole career*
I love the dubstep mention. That’s such a strange thing to encounter in an SCP.
"Shredded cabbage of misfortune"
Also Sheogorath is a part of the SCP lore...what?
well he is a universal level god of madness he probably be the only being to try and have tea and cheese with cthulu
Well, we do have a storm god and a cabbage. Isn't to far fetched to expect some soulstone lying around, especially if that cult searched for suitable items beforehand. And Sheogoraths summoning was something along that line, was it not?
@Toby Pendleton Sheogorath: "I'm just here for the food. Speaking of...CHEESE!"
of corse he is lmao
The gods here seem to be beings from fiction being born into reality from the chaos. Even Pangloss is a being from fiction.
*SHREDDED CABBAGE OF MISFORTUNE*
as a Honkai Impact player, this resonates with me way too much
Your pfp looks like the sort of person who would shout this at me on a bus.
Here's to the gods that protect humanity while being human themselves, thank you all, I hope we're worth it.
@@yourfrenghost3028 LMG mounted and loaded
Our Soviet God Tachanka protects us from those evil capatilist anomoulous creature pigs!
@@piguy222 trump
*PRAISE BE TO THE OMNISIAH*
Paradoxical Nightmare the void from the stars do not wait for you
There’s monsters of unimaginable power with names lost to time........
Then there’s the god of C H E E S E!
you must mean madness, its very understandable that you could get them mixed up, considering that sheogorath yells about cheese a lot
Considering what cheese does to my intestines, i'd believe there's a foul dark god of it.
@@dervadveirzundluni actually. I would think sheogorath considers himself the God of Cheese
Sorry, but you lost me after the SCP article mentioned that the _GREAT SKELETON WAR_ was a minor conflict.
That *really* rattled my bones! And _not_ in a good way.
that's your skeleton feeling the call to join the great skeleton war...
All shall join the skeleton war soon
The scariest shit I would ever see in my life.
Ooh I got a bone to pick with you
Compared to the magic metal gears, it is.
Ah yes! SATURDAY NIGHT RUMMMMMMMMBLE - SCP Edition!
One of my favourites. Especially since humanity caused it, which is hilarious
SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY! ALL KETERS WELCOME! SEATS ARE FREE, BUT YOU'RE ONLY GONNA NEED THE EDGE!!!!
I can imagine Sheo just bringing up Daleport in a conversation with some random mortal. I feel like it would go something like this.
"Y'know little mortal, I've been to many different planes of existence in my travels. I've been to every plane of Oblivion, Aetherius, and Mundus and even beyond! I've seen things that would make your little mortal brain explode! But let me tell you the story of my vacation in a little town known as Daleport. Marvelous Place! Reality folded in on itself, other "Gods" were fighting to the death. I think my favorite god there, besides myself of course, was the Shredded Cabbage of Misfortune! Anyways, I was invited there by the mortals who live there. They actually thought they could bind me there. HA! As if, it's hard enough for a mortal to bind a Daedra, let alone a DAEDRIC PRINCE! I tricked them into thinking that they successfully bound me there so I could mess with the other gods. I threw meteors at them, pelted them with cheese, all kinds of delightful mischief! I ended up leaving when I saw that there were only three of them left. I've had my fun and Haskill was probably getting worried about me. Anyways, I think I've held you up for long enough, little mortal. Here's some cheese for listening to me ramble. TA TA!"
The mortal would have a stroke, just like I just did as I cackled like a mad woman. Just as Sheo intended.
It's interesting to me that you have become so popular seeing as you ignore the normal established presentation of an SCP. Maybe people are just tired of scratchy redaction noises.
The way he explains SCP's are very educational, and easy to learn. At least for me that is.
RUclipsrs like TheVolgun put a lot of time and effort into their videos, which is also very nice, but it's kinda hard for me to keep up with what they are trying to say because of most of the [REDACTED] sounds.
It's as though the exploring series is an omni-present SCP explaining to us the SCP world to an alternate reality where the SCP foundation never existed.
Oh great! I came up with this great SCP idea but I've hit writer's block. Whatever am I to do?
Oh well, there's always old reliable.
(Opens box.)
(Inside is REDACTED and DATA EXPUNGED.)
I go to TheVolgun to listen to the original entries cus I'm too lazy to read..aka my reading comprehension is shit and need someone to say it to me word for word. Then I go to The Exploring Series cus their explanations clear things up for me and I enjoy the theories that he comes up with.
Im personally using this channel as easy summary of various SCP's. If it sounds interesting, then I try see if Volgun made video about it.
@@firecruncher2615 how did you know that *the exploring series* is a omni-present being TIME TO BE DETAINED
I like how you can grab elements of the notes and videos to piece together the characters like the dark god of lampposts or mr sticky witch I believe is the god of flys since he mentioned lava
13:44 behold
Our enemies like dubstep
PRchris13 they truly are demonic
My god
@@abumohammed2251 is currently in a hospital bed
25:05
Only a god can kill a god sweet Nerevar, I' m a god, how can you kill god, what a grand and intoxicating innocence
Skidaddle skidacted your life is now [REDACTED]
I could post this again and get Atleast 30 likes, cool.
Lol
skidaddle skidoodle, you have been killed by a sentient poodle
I stole this comment and used it as a fb status but it'll probably go unliked out of context
I want this on a shirt
When you realize daleport is just the remnants of a discord server when all the mods were online at the same time that one time.
YES MY LORDS INFLUENCE GROWS!!!! ALL HAIL DJRR THE DARK GOD OF LAMP POSTS!
No! Hail The Shreded Cabbage of Missfortune
@@cristeaandrei9880such heresy! lest we forget the great work of leeAltometh the foul-room temperature bowl of 7-layer bean salad that sits on the back of the buffet table at the Clinton family charity dinner in Dayton, Ohio on Tuesday September 18th 1996?
*SMASHES EXTERMIANTUS BUTTON
k den
Zomboy N Kush GO HOME MALKAVIAN! YOUR INSANE.
Imagine Panglos, or however you spell it, being the god/deity that gave humanity the ability to nearly wipe out all of SCP-1000's race during "The Day of Flowers."
Satan's Pet Worm ohhhhhhhhhh
That actually makes sense though I picture it to be something more like the scarlet king who used humanity to shatter the more peaceful society of the children of the night
Pangloss is actually hidden in a lot of SCP files, even though most people don’t notice them, they’re there, and they’re on our side. It’s comforting
@Roach What if Pangloss is just another name for Mekhane? Two benevolent deities that likes Humans and are connected to technology and knowledge seems awfully coincidental.
According to the kaktusverse, Noah was the one who did it. I think you should read if you haven't yet ( the comment is 2 years old so 😅)
Who would win?
A bunch of Demons and Evil boi's
Or
One misty boi and a Deer boi
Knightmare IX nf;dl
Many goaty goats for the win.
Shredded cabbage of misfortune
Is the deer boi a reference to scp 2845?
The ineteresting question that remains is this: What exactly is the "shivering mist"? Afterall it apparantly has the power to contain cosmic horrors fighting a battle royale and has some sort of consciousnes. Is it one of those cosmic horrors? Is it a spell? A technological device? Can it be used to contain other cosmic horrors?
I thought it was Panglos
@@Crusader-7382 it is.
Apparently it likes ice sculptures
I think, it's either a spell or magic concealment of things that goes in The mist, Either way, it has only appeared so far on Daleport, Curtis's corpse was soon then found, Who was a resident of 1936, after The mist had come to The town.
13:45 Embers by Owl City is perfect for this SCP. Look it up and read the lyrics.
Oh my
From an Owl City fan, I can see your point but it still feels like a joke reference if you ask me (not that I disliked it tho).
Embers feels like a uplift/mars that fits for team sport or olympics but not dramatic enough for battle royale, because Embers often use "we" and "unite" that doesn't suit the battle royale aspect.
@@defaulted9485 It could be perfect for Pangloss, though. As far as we know, he's an optimistic, caring God, he's something like Prometheus, hence gifting Humanity the unending flame, and saving the citizens of Daleport.
The Owl City Ember song would be the perfect theme song for him! Hell, I'd rather worship him than Jesus!
Reading the lyrics and the fact that Pangloss' note for the anomalous candle soy bean plant is 'Don't let the fire die', I'm pretty certain that Embers by Owl City is perfect for him.
JakeSpacePirate E Man. This is just fanfic. I think you might wanna re-evaluate your decision bro
Can we just take a second to appreciate "The Shredded Cabbage of Misfortune"?
It's well known by its alternate name of Cole. Surely you've heard of Cole's Law?
The town of Daleport sounds like one big Bloodborne reference
Fear The Old Blood
More like an Innsmouth reference, which Yharnam also is.
@@sbraypayntcringe
*_MY CABBAGES!!!_*
Avatar reference 🔥
O that fuckin guy everytime
*Walks into the portal*
"So you’re finally awake"
You were trying to cross the border, right?
When the tentacle organism strolls through the window
I’ve seen enough hen-
Head gets chopped off
My money is on Sheogorath. NEVER underestimate the mad god. ;)
I dunno, it sounds like the Dragon King (Onaga?) has got his number.
Never underestimate the Mad God!
huh that makes me think does his wabbajack still work on old gods because the thought of cthulu being turned into a real octupus is funny as hell
@@JackgarPrime It refers to the player character of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. You start out as a prisoner of the Empire of Cyrodiil which is ruled by the Dragonborn Emperor, and you go on to defeat Sheogorath.
"Sheogorath remains, ruling his kingdom of two faces before he himself brings its downfall, only to be stopped by a great prisoner of the dragon king." That is literally the plot of the Shivering Isles expansion.
@@Anonymousevilmaster Yes I know who it is. I'm just referring to what it says in the scp
7:30 When a spooky Eldritch voice asks you nicely to please stop sending people to their unpleasant demise, you listen.
One of my favorite skips, thank you for featuring 1936 or as I like to call it “Uncle Lovecraft’s Fun Murder Time”
You are definitely my favorite scp related channel. You do an amazing job of giving us all the info on the scp you are presenting and then some. I look forward to this series being update every Monday. You are definitely a unique channel and I can’t wait to see more future content!
Wow, this was a serious mind job! Daleport! Come for the mysterious gas cloud, stay for the monster battle royal!
>sheogorath
>dubstep
DROPPED
One of my favorites, thanks!
Think you might take a crack at Cousin Johnny?
I think every channel which covers scps HAS to cover cousin Johnny, it's by far one of the most fucked Skips in my opinion
Man, this is action horror at its finest!!! SCP would be so cool as a TV series, or an actual video game.
New idea for a game:
Scp Battle royal
1471 wins because furry
SCPVP
I highly recommend TheVolgun's reading of this SCP entry. The acting and voicing are phenomenal!
Love the video. Still shooting for scp 2747 "As above, so below". Its a very interesting one with links to a fair few other scps
2747 is absolutely amazing and maybe the best meta article on the entire wiki, in my opinion.
I enjoy the use of the Eldrazi at backgrounds
A conservation between two survivors of SCP-1936.
"Good God, Manton, but what was it?
Those Scars...Was it like that?
And I was too dazed to exult when he whispered a thing I had half expected...No...it wasn't it that way at all.
It was everywhere...a
Battle hound...a Cuddle team leader...yet it had Dances, a thousand Dances of horror beyond all memory.
There were T-pose...and a Tidy.
It was a Wiggle...the Default...the ultimate abomination.
Carter, it was the Winner winner chicken dinner!"
Fortnut
And then, after the dust settles, Cthulhu staggers into town and says, "Aw, crap, did I miss the party, _AGAIN?_ "
Than gets murdered by Death from O Death.
Finally....!!! Daleport..... I've been long waiting for this.
"...making a goat-ball" is the best series of words ever.
You make the best SCP videos I can find anywhere. So helpful and well done.
Justice Binder take a gander at the Vulgan
Sounds like the gods of the world just got together here and were like;
" 'Ight what we gonna do? *Fight?* "
So one of these fighters in the town must have been like “ah shit, here we go again.”
This is probably my favorite SCP. I have listened to you read this a dozen times since you first released it.
TES and SCP Universes are linked confirmed!
Cthulhu Mythos, TES, and SCP Universe are all connected! Woo!
well sheogarath is a universal level god of madness hes probablythe only one other then sithis who can universe travel
@@nono9543 Could probably count Quake series since Shub-Niggurath is lovecraftian.
I wouldn’t be at all surprised. Dig deep enough into TES lore and you’ll find stories of time traveling robots becoming saints, reality breaking down because someone changed the nature of a god, in-universe Cold Wars that culminated in space races, and then you get to the Michael Kirkbride weirdness.
Imagine you’re minding your own business in your office and then suddenly a bunch of ants forced you into a private room with your other colleagues and forces you to duke it out over office donut rights lmao
Imagine being labeled "The Dark God of Lamposts" and expecting anyone to take you seriously
Imagine being stuck in a city and no one to help then all of a sudden you hear dubstep
That is the time to run.
I'd love this to be an SCP game, you choose your faction creating and leading cosmic entities, and duke it out an all out battle royal, with each faction having different upsides and downsides.
I'm not sure if he's in this one or not, but I'm sticking with Mekhane. A deity that likes Humans and gave us Reason, Intelligence and Knowledge gets my vote.
The people that did this artwork are amazing
I'm kind of sad to see that sheogorath decided to sit this one out. I guess he just got bored and screwed off back to the shivering isles when he saw the roster.
He probably would have just sat around judging/refereeing the whole thing. Before congratulating the winner, then transmuting them into a rabbit to make a feast out of.
The mention of Sheogorath completely broke my immersion... still a great scp, one of my favorites, one of the classics.
11:15 the shredded cabbage of misfortune
How did i ever miss this video?
The SCP Universe is absolutely fascinating,and this particular one is for lack of words crazzzzy,lol,love it!
Nice video, I love this series! I’m sure you get a ton of requests but I think Exploring the Super Natural TV Show Universe would be interesting. Especially with the ending coming soon you would have a lot of complete concepts that the show has had going on. Just a thought, but I always love your videos so keep it up!
Now that's a Battle Royale game I'd play. No jumping in from an airplane looking for an assault rifle on the roof but beam down as a Cthulhu-esque monster to battle 49 other people.
Good video, am I the only one who falls asleep to scp content? Pretty relaxing, depending on the voice.
Very often!! Him and TheVolguns playlists ftw
@C R he spits on the mic
@C R lol i like his content but i canot watch 2 videos or more in a day just 1 because of his ......mic spitting
Unspoken anomalous effect produced by Pangloss is one of the best things ever:
A drone (like Curiosity or standard Earth ones) is altered to be humanoid and capable of using weapons, complete with military-grade training. Also it can see and hear, even if it wasn't built with that. Also you can talk to it to teach it stuff, which makes it rewrite its own code to incorporate new information.
Yes, that would be nice.
Ah yes the eldritch horror battle royale
Mgah'ehye bug!!!! Ahagl c' ahmgep?
I appreciate the use of Eldrazi in some of the pictures used, bc Daleport is absolutely something the Eldrazi would be mixed up in. They’re just too big to not be drawn into this
I found this Channel relatively recently but I’ve listened to pretty much all the SCP exploring series. Keep up the good work!
Ah yes, one of my favorites. It’s such a weird yet interesting SCP
This scared the shit outta me- I was literally JUST thinking about this scp and how cool it'd be if you made a video for it.
SCP 7132 “Reggie Boy”
Object Class: Euclid
Description: SCP 7132 is a anomalous RUclips account with the ability to force prominent RUclipsrs to create desired content via unknown means.
Type Green Alert. Kill teams deployed.
dude please dont ever quit making these this is the only channel i watch ads in their entirety so i can support you\
I'm making the Mother of All Pasta Dishes here, Joe! Can't fret over e'ry noodle!
The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny! Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be? This is the ultimate showdown... Of ultimate destiny
Pretty much a sizable amount of people can't get this song out of their heads, even more than a decade later.