Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-1730 - What Happened to Site 13?

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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @LucasDimoveo
    @LucasDimoveo 5 лет назад +4279

    The MTF and SCP staff are playing Resident Evil, while Tau-5 are playing Bloodborne.

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 5 лет назад +817

      and Dr.Bright is playing The Sims.

    • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
      @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 5 лет назад +504

      Tau-5 are playing DOOM

    • @eagleeyeliz3417
      @eagleeyeliz3417 5 лет назад +209

      @@2yoyoyo1Unplugged RIP AND TEAR THROUGH THOSE FUCKEN SLIMEBAGS

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 5 лет назад +43

      Meanwhile, I play sims with bright. Or do bright-inspired pranks.

    • @paradoxical_human5246
      @paradoxical_human5246 5 лет назад +85

      Like they went straight from some plebby mtf teams to tau 5 like damn that’s a bit of an extreme change

  • @enthiegavoir5955
    @enthiegavoir5955 4 года назад +4368

    "This team, MTF Z9, called "Mole-Rats" were specifically experienced in getting killed off by dangerous anomalies every mission"

    • @connorbozynski1006
      @connorbozynski1006 4 года назад +460

      Enthie Gavoir
      Mole Rats: what is my purpose?
      O5: You die in the worst ways we can possibly find for you
      Mole Rats: o h g o d

    • @ftfxhailstorm2916
      @ftfxhailstorm2916 4 года назад +582

      The Mole-Rats are basically the MTF equivalent of D-Class.

    • @conwaysquest6961
      @conwaysquest6961 4 года назад +273

      Mole rats are the goodest of teams.

    • @ohlite
      @ohlite 4 года назад +131

      If MTF isn’t at the end of the report, you know they’re gonna die.

    • @darthgreat5411
      @darthgreat5411 4 года назад +88

      i live by a abandoned building that looks exactly like site 13...

  • @Kyl0_ben
    @Kyl0_ben 5 лет назад +8563

    So a slug boy, a forest god and an archangel walk into Site 13....

    • @bigjoe33
      @bigjoe33 5 лет назад +267

      What happens next?

    • @bigjoe33
      @bigjoe33 5 лет назад +82

      @@vornixsbladeserpent6369 nice

    • @emerald7853
      @emerald7853 5 лет назад +165

      Ben Merrill and can’t walk the fuck out

    • @jackmaster3134
      @jackmaster3134 5 лет назад +40

      Slug boy is my hero

    • @nonexistantman5797
      @nonexistantman5797 5 лет назад +30

      Slug boi man is my FAVORITE HERO!

  • @aclown36
    @aclown36 4 года назад +3489

    MTF Team: *disappears in site-13*
    The Foundation: *sends another team*
    That team: *disappears*
    The Foundation:
    *SEND MORE TEAMS*

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +288

      This is "Throw D-class at it until it stops"

    • @bratbrataw2810
      @bratbrataw2810 4 года назад +194

      Your "throw d-class at it until it stops" has evolved into: "throw MTF teams at it until it stops"!

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +97

      @@bratbrataw2810 *MOLERATS INTERNALY SCREAMING*

    • @Sternguard
      @Sternguard 4 года назад +82

      The terrible reality of being an MTF agent. They need to know what's going on and all they can do is send in more MTF until they have an idea of what is going on.

    • @mlgpleb2286
      @mlgpleb2286 4 года назад +25

      Coming up next: release scps on it until it stops

  • @zyq9388
    @zyq9388 5 лет назад +2028

    *looks at wall*
    “Don’t look at the walls”
    ‘That sign won’t stop me, because I can’t read!’

    • @bringbackgreedypulldef287
      @bringbackgreedypulldef287 4 года назад +4

      Cataclysmic Dildoser disintegrate

    • @dracoplayz2757
      @dracoplayz2757 4 года назад +2

      Also, cause its not a sign

    • @mayonnaisequeen1513
      @mayonnaisequeen1513 4 года назад +12

      Im jared, im 19, and i never fucking learned how to read

    • @Darthvaderouge
      @Darthvaderouge 4 года назад

      You don't have to read it just dont look at it

    • @kziila0244
      @kziila0244 4 года назад

      Mayonnaise Queen
      You spell words pretty well for someone who doesn’t know how to read.

  • @joaquinlanderretche
    @joaquinlanderretche 5 лет назад +1998

    22:58 "They are essentially cloned cyborgs made from a dead god"
    ... basically.

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 5 лет назад +3541

    Marvel: Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history.
    SCP Wiki:

    • @ryantrusty8933
      @ryantrusty8933 5 лет назад +105

      hold my femur breaker

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 5 лет назад +56

      SCP Wiki: GET OWNED, BBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @rydog3452
      @rydog3452 5 лет назад +43

      SCP wiki: Hold my beer

    • @jdvines8337
      @jdvines8337 5 лет назад +59

      SCP wiki: SCP-3008 The Infinita Ikea Store. We are now selling for ever an unlimited amount of unlimited supplies of The Avengers Infinity Wars. All Endgame products are sold out indefinitely!

    • @gozestusky2110
      @gozestusky2110 5 лет назад +11

      SCP Wiki: Hold my SCP 207.

  • @aclown36
    @aclown36 4 года назад +2911

    If you're ever feeling dumb, remember, someone wrote
    *"DON'T LOOK AT THE WALLS"* on the walls

    • @jowanharvey1874
      @jowanharvey1874 4 года назад +188

      Should have written it on the floor

    • @Lunk42
      @Lunk42 4 года назад +61

      To be fair the mtf is more likely to be looking up so looking at walls rather than the floor. Doesn't seem that it matters anyway once you go in deep enough.

    • @samuraibeluga3749
      @samuraibeluga3749 4 года назад +96

      @@jowanharvey1874 floor is full of sludge. do you not understand that the problem is not on the walls themselves, but what is written in them? do you not understand that writing something on the wall is a better way to get someones attention than to write it on the floor? do you not understand that the warning occurs before symbols appear?

    • @Levyathyn
      @Levyathyn 4 года назад +37

      If I ever feeling dumb, I'm going to remember that somebody genuinely had this take away from the video.

    • @verruxlunox8438
      @verruxlunox8438 3 года назад +1

      GAHAAHA

  • @Emars118
    @Emars118 5 лет назад +6876

    “We should warn them not to look at the walls!”
    “Great idea! We don’t want them to get exposed to cognitohazards!”
    _WRITES “DON’T LOOK AT THE WALLS” ON THE WALLS_

    • @gabrielplayz3745
      @gabrielplayz3745 5 лет назад +251

      How smarter could you get?

    • @vaukest5888
      @vaukest5888 5 лет назад +507

      It's like wrighting "do not touch" I. Braile

    • @ddoober
      @ddoober 5 лет назад +35

      Sexy Boy lol

    • @y.matocinos8448
      @y.matocinos8448 5 лет назад +173

      You've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

    • @klinitclarify
      @klinitclarify 5 лет назад +223

      If they’re looking at the walls, they’ll notice the warning. If they aren’t looking at the walls, nothing to worry bout.

  • @fudgetop7461
    @fudgetop7461 6 лет назад +2585

    This went from scary to absolutely bad ass on a dime. Special mention to Task Force Samsara: "Immortal cyborg clones created from the flesh of a dead god." Well, if you're fighting creatures straight from your nightmares, you need the most badass task force possible.

    • @wander-0014
      @wander-0014 6 лет назад +152

      not to mention the fight between the two strongest scp's in containment.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 6 лет назад +133

      @@wander-0014 Though it begs the question of HOW these guys sealed away the Gate Guardian of all things. Nothing could get close to it without being hit with a burst of flame from its sword. It didn't even have to move. Flames just shot out.

    • @wander-0014
      @wander-0014 6 лет назад +57

      My guess is they used scp 343's help . but still a reasonable inqury .

    • @connorpickens7523
      @connorpickens7523 6 лет назад +41

      Villainous Toast "Flesh of a dead god" I beg pardon? I remember the grant inquiry mentioning artifacts pulled from a desert, but I don't remember the infinite liver being part of a god.

    • @piguy222
      @piguy222 6 лет назад +26

      Its time cash checks and snap necks

  • @atomicbuttocks
    @atomicbuttocks 5 лет назад +3903

    * all the survivors just before leaving *
    Why do i hear boss music

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 5 лет назад +248

      *meanwhile, Dr.Bight up in a giant industructable cage with speakers*: LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!

    • @aconcerneduser4950
      @aconcerneduser4950 5 лет назад +34

      This somewhat unrelated, but I love your profile picture, Nikolas.

    • @Spoinkyi
      @Spoinkyi 5 лет назад +7

      Nikolas Grace Sanvich?

    • @AgoutyDutyCats
      @AgoutyDutyCats 5 лет назад

      @@Spoinkyi no I want the sandvich

    • @bigjoe33
      @bigjoe33 5 лет назад +2

      @@aconcerneduser4950 stfu

  • @D3LTA48
    @D3LTA48 4 года назад +10837

    If you think your job is useless, just remember the SCP Foundation has an "Ethics Committee".

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 года назад +2332

      Depending on what canon you go with, the Ethics Committee is actually extremely powerful. Perhaps more than the O5. They have the final say on what is and is not acceptable. If you think what IS allowed is bad, consider what proposals they must reject purely for ethical reasons.

    • @alancollman1738
      @alancollman1738 4 года назад +214

      Bruh

    • @kimongeorgiev6125
      @kimongeorgiev6125 4 года назад +97

      I still dont know Who are they?

    • @if91100
      @if91100 4 года назад +759

      Aren't the Ethics Committee the only ones to decide what is too far for even the SCP Foundation, like if Ethics said O5 can't drink milk for whatever reason, they cant drink milk period. Not because of some grand power the Ethics has but more so when they say something you know you have to listen or become the evil the Foundation is supposed to contain.

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 4 года назад +406

      @@if91100 Well there might be some 0-5's who are also a member of the Ethics Committee. There's nothing like a self checking bureaucracy when you're running an organization that can both save and damn the entire world.
      Sometimes at the same time.

  • @fuzzydunlop7928
    @fuzzydunlop7928 5 лет назад +4440

    Wow, survivors? What a new and novel concept for SCP.

    • @vixshire3672
      @vixshire3672 4 года назад +263

      Never in my life have I been so angry and 100% agree with

    • @Zenden1ST
      @Zenden1ST 4 года назад +223

      scp kills off their employees like ants they must have sum good ass employee benefits

    • @itsallgoodman69
      @itsallgoodman69 4 года назад +113

      The employees that they kill are D class meaning they've done something awful to get there. They have to choose between helping the foundation or prison.

    • @connorblanchard6657
      @connorblanchard6657 4 года назад +8

      Ur mom lol why so tooooxxxiicc

    • @itsallgoodman69
      @itsallgoodman69 4 года назад +7

      Ur mom lol. Snob

  • @ufukcangencoglu2279
    @ufukcangencoglu2279 5 лет назад +2141

    I seriously want to know the train of thought that went through Emmerson's head.
    "Yeah,lets throw a kid who sustains on blood into a pit of bloody sludge! What could POSSIBLY go wrong?"

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 года назад +179

      He was under the impression that fire would kill it before it could get to the bloody run off.

    • @AbsurdAsparagus
      @AbsurdAsparagus 4 года назад +312

      people too impatient to sort anomalies into safe or dangerous groups and instead lazily and indiscriminately shove them all into a blender, are probably too lazy to think about the dangers.

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 4 года назад +119

      @@AbsurdAsparagus _cough cough_ GOC _cough cough_

    • @TycoonTitian01
      @TycoonTitian01 4 года назад +8

      Ufukcan Gencoglu, read this as that part was read

    • @SageofStars
      @SageofStars 4 года назад +103

      @@kannonball5789 To be fair, they aren't always wrong in why they do what they do, and sometimes the Foundation really is in the wrong to keep the more dangerous anomalies contained rather than trying to destroy them. The comb that makes you OCD, the Typo Miror, the marching band would probably welcome death at this point, and that's not even getting into ones that could just straight destroy the world if they got out. Heck, even they have their limits, given their continued attempts to terminate 682.
      Of course, as the article notes, it's best to at least try to understand the thing you're trying to destroy, and why it needs to die, given the fact that for some anomalies just being alive is the least strange thing about them. This includes the psychic destroyer(I forget the SCP for it, but it's the bullet frozen in the air, they found it after GOC killed the thing, and a town's population got shrunken as a result), the chair that is now a dangerous pile of wood scraps. And that's not even getting into what the Vending Machine and Drink Machines might do if threatened. Just imagine the horrors 918 could probably pump out if it sensed itself being threatened(And yes, I think the thing is sentient)

  • @TheXell
    @TheXell 4 года назад +2229

    >watch this video
    >watch a reading of the original article
    >come back a year later
    *I still have no idea What Happened to Site 13*

    • @maestreiluminati87
      @maestreiluminati87 4 года назад +504

      Site 13 had meanie director, bad choices were made, scp's riot, hand boi ties meanie director to him, task force made up of demigods go in the site and pull everyone out, archangel, magic deer and worm fight

    • @dokuganryu1565
      @dokuganryu1565 4 года назад +98

      @@maestreiluminati87 Yeah, it's not that complicated

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 года назад +204

      You mean what happened in the end? The Site is gone. It could be anywhere, at any point in time, in any alternate reality...or simply nowhere at all. Or all of the above.

    • @hopegallows1392
      @hopegallows1392 4 года назад +137

      Shit hit the fan, that’s what happened

    • @orang3k
      @orang3k 4 года назад +23

      @@hopegallows1392 my nigga 😂😂😭😭

  • @okparagon
    @okparagon 4 года назад +1009

    Beginning: what happened to site 13?
    Middle: what the hell is going on?
    End: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SITE 13???

    • @legenwing6115
      @legenwing6115 4 года назад +91

      almost all thr scps killed were merged into that giant leech by the leech kid
      bending reality and having abilities of other scps merged cauding the weird stuff to happen
      some scps survived but changed
      and other newly ones were formed
      also site 13 was like really huge place where they transferred almost every scp they had there to
      and capturing scps that they couldn't capture before
      like gate guardian and so on

    • @themysteriousretrogamer9655
      @themysteriousretrogamer9655 4 года назад +8

      LegenWing so were every single SCP ever sent there or just a few?

    • @legenwing6115
      @legenwing6115 4 года назад +59

      @@themysteriousretrogamer9655 since they even got the gate Guardian and that weird deer , i believe they managed to contain every single scp that has a physical form . and perhaps killed everything they could kill already.

    • @thepublicpotato3887
      @thepublicpotato3887 4 года назад +6

      Leechy boi happened

    • @brianchan8
      @brianchan8 4 года назад +39

      basically weird creepy site 13 exists with terrible director that beat up scientists, scientists cause site 13 breach hell breaks loose and dimension travel happens. Then our foundation sends in a team, team 1 dies. After that they send in another team to the power core, team 2 dies. Then they send in a unmanned drone. After that they find survivors and send in another team ,which almost is dead so they send in demigods. scp 1 fights a deer and a worm and some escape with the demigods and site 13 gos to who knows where

  • @gachadumpsterfire6722
    @gachadumpsterfire6722 5 лет назад +2971

    *The Gate Guardian and the Deer show up*
    Me: I didn't sign up for this...

  • @homelesstoiletrollTTV
    @homelesstoiletrollTTV 5 лет назад +872

    Status: neutralised.
    Damn that's one hell of a neutralisation

    • @jamesmcdonald3054
      @jamesmcdonald3054 4 года назад +106

      Better than being honest and putting
      Status: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @You-fools
      @You-fools 4 года назад +4

      @@jamesmcdonald3054 &@2 £ 32 2 23£ 2£&£!422 3 4 434446 ____is&! ° 6444Ohio list is I I kind personiu

    • @SmolChild1173
      @SmolChild1173 4 года назад +3

      @@You-fools whay

    • @mariaj.bayarri8024
      @mariaj.bayarri8024 4 года назад +16

      Neutralised can also mean that it’s no longer in our reality and even if leech boy is still alive it’s in another reality or just in a deep void floating around reality’s witch it’s better since no one will need to die in other reality anymore

  • @hedgehog3528
    @hedgehog3528 5 лет назад +1996

    Whenever I hear about these MTFs: they seem cool
    My Brain: Don’t get attached

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 4 года назад +154

      Except for tau-5. You can always get attached to neigh immortal demigods

    • @serpicopiu3591
      @serpicopiu3591 4 года назад +19

      Every time 😭

    • @SCP-tx4rp
      @SCP-tx4rp 4 года назад +12

      There's a 99% chance they'll die

    • @WeaselLikeMan
      @WeaselLikeMan 4 года назад +6

      Majora or the red right hand they usually survive

    • @dominut_is_art604
      @dominut_is_art604 3 года назад +6

      Me: *still gets attached*

  • @martengame71pro
    @martengame71pro 4 года назад +484

    "What happened to Site-13?"
    A lot.

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +15

      "SHIT HIT THE FAN THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!!!"

    • @A6by
      @A6by 3 года назад +9

      What *didn't* happen to Site 13?

    • @markthebikethief1248
      @markthebikethief1248 3 года назад +5

      @@A6by well i didn’t lose my virginity at site 13 so that didn’t happen

    • @haxavage156
      @haxavage156 3 года назад +6

      “What happened to Site-13”
      y e s

    • @patriot17764th
      @patriot17764th 3 года назад +1

      slightly...

  • @MakooWallinen
    @MakooWallinen 5 лет назад +493

    So, in this alternate universe, the Foundation manages the feat of getting owned and then merging with other organizations and then GETTING EVEN MORE EVIL.
    Thanks, SCP-1730, now the Foundation look like hippies by comparison.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 года назад +35

      The Foundation isn't evil. They are doing what they have to do (or what they believe they must do) to keep these entities and objects contained. "Protect" is in the name. They're protecting both the general public and the less dangerous SCPs (like that poor pile of wood that used to be a chair that would appear near anyone who needed to sit. Got put through a wood chipper and traumatized).

    • @EvelynNdenial
      @EvelynNdenial 4 года назад +20

      @@Bluesit32 theres are a lot of stuff that paints the foundation as pretty self serving and evil too ya know.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 года назад +2

      @@EvelynNdenial Self serving?

    • @EvelynNdenial
      @EvelynNdenial 4 года назад +21

      @@Bluesit32 the O5 using scps for immortality, being extraordinary bastards to get on the O5 and stay there. also there are a few story lines with the director/O5 past and present being responsible for most of the terrible shit out there: spiral path, ouroboros etc.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 года назад

      @@EvelynNdenial Not just the O5s. And it's for the best that they do.

  • @KnightGuardFury
    @KnightGuardFury 5 лет назад +857

    "lets fill a site for god like SCP's"
    "you sure that a good idea?"
    "what could possibly go wrong!"

    • @yourlocalfestivefurry354
      @yourlocalfestivefurry354 5 лет назад +13

      why didn't scott tell them how to contain scp001 so they could see the garden of edan

    • @mitchnewara3229
      @mitchnewara3229 5 лет назад +7

      Knight Guard Fury Dr. R. C. Savant: “Everything”

    • @truebeliever4144
      @truebeliever4144 5 лет назад +7

      @SUB TO PEWDIEPIE BOI Nani?

    • @lapeez2277
      @lapeez2277 5 лет назад +2

      Then let’s torture and kill them!

    • @darak1455
      @darak1455 5 лет назад +1

      @@yourlocalfestivefurry354 they never asked I think

  • @NPC-nn4qe
    @NPC-nn4qe 5 лет назад +893

    Guy missing his legs yet still able to stand: "Aw sweet! Hey, guys check this out!"

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 года назад +124

      Yeah, that's pretty much how he's taking it. It's a healthy attitude to have in his line of work.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 года назад +36

      its like josie the half cat

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 года назад +17

      Sean Taggart Shon the 3/4 person

    • @duo496
      @duo496 4 года назад +28

      That would be one hell of a story at the mess hall

    • @bigchungus842
      @bigchungus842 4 года назад +54

      Later in the video the Mole Rat with the missing feet says he can feel something wet and furry.
      I think Josie's missing half just pissed on his feet.

  • @antecboy
    @antecboy 4 года назад +640

    *Slugboy, Archangel and Deer God enter the scene
    Molerat Team Leader: "We're gonna need a bigger reality anchor..."

    • @mdruffel
      @mdruffel 4 года назад +17

      They need Dr.Clef

    • @ashurad_fox5991
      @ashurad_fox5991 3 года назад +2

      uh… who would say it to him?

    • @raidenlatiker6322
      @raidenlatiker6322 3 года назад +2

      Man just put 3812 in there i wanna know what happens

    • @damianreeves6013
      @damianreeves6013 Год назад

      @@raidenlatiker6322 3812 would beat them all easily.

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic 6 лет назад +510

    *Listens to the description of Samsara*
    "So they badasses...."

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 6 лет назад +54

      It's worth actually reading all the stories Samsara is involved in. They're basically gods. If I remember correctly, there's a being in the SCP universe that is essentially God himself, just with a different name, and he basically MADE the members of Samsara, with the SCP Foundation's help. So not only are they bad-ass cyborg ninjas, they have magical god powers and super regeneration as well. Oh, and if any of them die, as long as just a shred of them is recovered, they can be regrown. Sorta like Wolverine.

    • @vahidakonigin4839
      @vahidakonigin4839 5 лет назад +9

      *Samsara Leader dies* Hey we found dust in this hole, what mig- Give me that

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 5 лет назад +8

      @@bugjams "sorta like Wolverine..." okay, that's all anyone needs, a fucking God-bud with near-complete ballistic amnesia...
      *sigh* well, at least Dr. Bright doesn't really seem too specific with host compatibility, so whoever it is, rest of the team can Guinea pig them on relationships, and when it fails... just make sure they keep a few skin samples in a walk-in fridge... slash bank vault... built by someone excommunicated by the COBG... you know what, make that a team of excommunicates from all three factions. Hell, see if the latest edition of The Chronicle of the Daevas extends far enough to find a bloodline, get some of those war-ents to stand guard (and seriously, I get that canon isn't much of a thing, but why hasn't anyone involved with that angle thought of that already? Don't have to be fucking door guards for the Site...)... know what? Just see if they can arrange something with 2932-A.

    • @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23
      @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23 5 лет назад +3

      Samsara is ninja cyborgs thought they were regular people with awesome abilities

    • @Volvith
      @Volvith 5 лет назад +7

      @@bugjams So, they're the children of D. Strange and Wolverine, who've undergone the Cyborg treatment, after which they were trained by Deathstroke.
      Oh yeah, and they're functionally immortal clones literally engineered by god himself...
      ... Welp, glad they're on the SCPF's side. o-o

  • @miffedmeff7302
    @miffedmeff7302 6 лет назад +1674

    The phantom leg dude could be related to SCP-529, a cat that does not have the lower half of its body.
    This is supported by how he felt something furry brush past him, indicating that the void currently contains both his leg and the cat's lower half.

    • @miffedmeff7302
      @miffedmeff7302 6 лет назад +183

      Heh stupid cat.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 6 лет назад +173

      Oh ho...I hadn't thought of that. It makes sense. Just...why is it wet?

    • @b.b.2285
      @b.b.2285 6 лет назад +148

      TheBlues32 Cat had a bath

    • @brokenelite1176
      @brokenelite1176 6 лет назад +90

      it's probably wet because of the constant blood orgy bath it had with every scp imaginable

    • @1nkyarts
      @1nkyarts 6 лет назад +21

      Holy shit

  • @lukacs3382
    @lukacs3382 5 лет назад +1460

    🦀SITE 13 IS GONE🦀

    • @hip2besquare632
      @hip2besquare632 5 лет назад +10

      Sotus bites the dust explain the crabs please

    • @runktheruler
      @runktheruler 5 лет назад +63

      Crab rave

    • @ddoober
      @ddoober 5 лет назад +17

      Maxwell Norris how do you not know this.

    • @jackmaster3134
      @jackmaster3134 5 лет назад +5

      @@runktheruler is it open to the public? I got some killer kelp

    • @duo496
      @duo496 5 лет назад +3

      @@hip2besquare632 r/wooosh

  • @wendi3961
    @wendi3961 4 года назад +610

    Deer leech and guardian : goes to site 13-
    Scarlet King : WAIT FOR ME!

    • @divinecervine
      @divinecervine 4 года назад +31

      scarlet king: i sleep

    • @kziila0244
      @kziila0244 4 года назад +46

      *NO! THAT’S ONE APOCALYPTIC BEING TOO MANY!*

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад +10

      @@kziila0244 does 999 exist in the site 13 reality? If not then just let him destroy it. It's clearly beyond saving

    • @kziila0244
      @kziila0244 4 года назад +2

      Roguepsyker Haaker
      I don’t know.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 4 года назад +12

      @@roguepsykerhaaker4813 The Foundation probably shoved it into the Meat Grinder/Incinerator like all the rest..... or tortured it for gigs.

  • @mh-ki2dv
    @mh-ki2dv 5 лет назад +485

    SCP-001 shows up
    “Top ten anime betrayals”

    • @khanch.6807
      @khanch.6807 5 лет назад +22

      "Proposed 001 candidate"

    • @ejedwards988
      @ejedwards988 4 года назад +16

      The Gate Guardian seems opposed to the other SCPs, not a betrayal bro.

  • @JoetheDilo1917
    @JoetheDilo1917 5 лет назад +2142

    According to the file, the Gate Guardian will only activate when God orders the beginning of The Rapture, so they basically started the Apocalypse

    • @James11111
      @James11111 5 лет назад +343

      I imagine this is a special case.
      For one, it's a long way from it's intended post.
      Secondly there's 2 other entities capable of destroying the world right infront of it. I doubt it'd just want to head back to the garden. (Be interesting to see what happens when it sees another of itself already there, though.)

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 года назад +135

      They would have...had it remained in their reality. But Site 13 is gone and the god like beings with it.

    • @KertaDrake
      @KertaDrake 4 года назад +175

      Well, if they caged God, the guardian probably got REALLY angry.

    • @couriertx
      @couriertx 4 года назад +40

      Within Site 13’s dimensional plain, yes.

    • @nitsuji6705
      @nitsuji6705 4 года назад +108

      from what ive read… they have literally captured God, as in Abrahamic-God. The Gate Guardian is beyond pissed.

  • @Crelixal
    @Crelixal 6 лет назад +2952

    This SCP is absurd in the most spectacular way.
    An alternate reality SCP site with a sadistic director, a reality warping machine that goes awry, a blood leach child that fuses with mysterious radioactive SCP waste materials who is now capable of creating smaller leaches that turn people into blood zombies, an elite cyberneticaly enhanced immortal god-clone super-soldier commando team, visions of a hell dimension, a clown SCP just because, and an epic 3-way battle between a blazing Arch-Angel, a Nature God, and a giant incarnation of the blood-leach boy.
    Oh and there are foundation survivors at the end of it all. That shit never happens.

    • @Fiufsciak
      @Fiufsciak 6 лет назад +139

      I like the description, not your opinion.

    • @codypatton2859
      @codypatton2859 6 лет назад +78

      Thats not an archangel, it's the Abrahamic God himself.

    • @markakron7683
      @markakron7683 6 лет назад +222

      Hello, welcome to the Foundation, where everything and nothing makes sense.

    • @luisfernandollinas6029
      @luisfernandollinas6029 6 лет назад +118

      @@codypatton2859 actually it is believed to be Euriel, the angel tasked with protecting the garden of Eden. Looked for the declassified version of the article, I recommend the illustrated one here on RUclips (can't remember the channel's name).

    • @codypatton2859
      @codypatton2859 6 лет назад +10

      @@luisfernandollinas6029 Ive read the article, it states that the being in Site 13 is in fact the Abrahamic God.

  • @ghostnest3042
    @ghostnest3042 4 года назад +770

    "They are essentially cloned cyborgs made from a dead god"
    Sounds Warhammer enough for me

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад +48

      That does bring up the question, would the imperium be able to subjugate the earth containing the scp foundation? Because on the one hand the imperium has almost limitless resources and incredible firepower but on the other hand the foundation has things like memetic agents and precognitives. Personally I don't think the wider imperium would ever learn about the planet existing, maybe an exploratory fleet finds the planet but I don't think it could escape considering the abilities the foundation and other gois have at their disposal. Imagine a squad of Terminator space marines teleporting into the middles of an mtf and one of them just plays a recording of that sound that makes fire come out of your nose and ears, not even the space marines could survive that for very long

    • @ppmi-qu1oo
      @ppmi-qu1oo 4 года назад +27

      @@roguepsykerhaaker4813 it depends the fundation could posibly deal with normal space matine chapter but the moment grey knights and sisters of silence come in they loose reality warping ar are dealing with guys literaly designed to deal with reality warpers it is not that crazzy that an squad of paladins and a grand master could kill almost any SCP

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад +19

      @@ppmi-qu1oo well that depends on how reality benders and warp manipulation interact, but even if we say that's the same it doesn't defend them from things like memetic hazards or time travel that the foundation has access to

    • @ppmi-qu1oo
      @ppmi-qu1oo 4 года назад +4

      @@roguepsykerhaaker4813 i mean memetics wont stop the grey knight since they would just discover them throught psycic recognision and good luck using time travel to stop the grey knights since not even them could tell you where they are from

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад +4

      @@ppmi-qu1oo aren't the gray knights bonded psychically? Wouldn't that mean that a memetic hazard against one would destroy the whole squad or am I being silly here? And not knowing where they came from isn't a problem as long as you know where they are and when you can just erase that spot from existance or nuke it

  • @terribleskullanimates1439
    @terribleskullanimates1439 5 лет назад +4420

    *no ads on a 40 minute video.*
    Carefully, he's a hero.

    • @temchak
      @temchak 5 лет назад +66

      Just caught one

    • @Vacant0r
      @Vacant0r 5 лет назад +135

      There’s 3

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 5 лет назад +51

      I got 1 and that’s the one at the beginning which on some vids you can’t control sometimes.

    • @datboi-ub9pe
      @datboi-ub9pe 5 лет назад +15

      i get one at the exact end of all their vids

    • @Sereze001
      @Sereze001 5 лет назад +19

      You just had to say it didn't you?

  • @basilschuman7159
    @basilschuman7159 5 лет назад +1159

    Not seeing this anywhere else in the comments so I'll say it: It's worth mentioning that the "giant sea serpent" was presumably SCP-3000, which is the main cause of the timeline split. Having a corpse to haul off instead of another area to turn into on the spot containment meant prioritizing the plans for Site 13 and scrapping the ones for Site 17. Also, the whole "not getting a miracle amnestic compound off an eel god" thing _probably_ had something to do with the Foundation being in a major rough spot.

    • @justajukebox
      @justajukebox 4 года назад +41

      Thank you for bringing this up, I was scrolling through the comments for this.

    • @cesarvictoriano8072
      @cesarvictoriano8072 4 года назад +48

      And landed on other things. There could be an off chance that world hadn’t found 682 yet. Or Site 13 shunted before they did.
      Poor Lucky Bastards

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +16

      *INHALES*
      Dem timelines

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 года назад +11

      yeah, that'd probably do it.

    • @mutantmaster1
      @mutantmaster1 4 года назад +10

      How the frak did I not realize that?!

  • @PunisherLex
    @PunisherLex 6 лет назад +795

    If this doesn't eventually become a 4-player coop game where you play as Samsara team members then I'll be disappointed.

    • @hanscascante7933
      @hanscascante7933 5 лет назад +41

      PunisherLex it’s called F.E.A.R. Well closest thing anyway

    • @westcoastrenegade8594
      @westcoastrenegade8594 5 лет назад +14

      PunisherLex play scp secret laboratory it’s multiplayer and while you can’t be samsara you can be mtf

    • @Volvith
      @Volvith 5 лет назад +64

      So, i just spent the last 3 minutes writing some of the core game mechanics down.
      ...
      Either this has to be a game with a REALLY high budget and a fucking talented team of developers, or it's gonna be in beta testing for a LOOOOONG time.

    • @doctorsnakeeater1997
      @doctorsnakeeater1997 5 лет назад +18

      @@hanscascante7933 It sounds like F.E.A.R. and DOOM got drunk one night and had a baby.

    • @zamuy12479
      @zamuy12479 5 лет назад +11

      it's called warframe.

  • @EmilyCullen
    @EmilyCullen 4 года назад +596

    33:46 it says that the guy who lost his legs but can still stand and feel them, feels something wet and furry brush his legs occasionally. I think that this is Josie the half cats other half because the Mtfs legs and Josie the half cats legs work the in the same way.

    • @cottoncherry2177
      @cottoncherry2177 4 года назад +38

      You might be onto something.

    • @zegolem3607
      @zegolem3607 4 года назад +23

      @@cottoncherry2177 u told him that after almost 2 months if im gona be honest ***is he still onto something?***

    • @cottoncherry2177
      @cottoncherry2177 4 года назад +8

      @@zegolem3607 _Yes._

    • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
      @generictimestamperstupendi9021 4 года назад +8

      thats what i was thinking , but why "wet" ?

    • @justajukebox
      @justajukebox 4 года назад +22

      @@generictimestamperstupendi9021 could the wetness be from the substance? this could work as an origin story for josie

  • @GhostonGuitar
    @GhostonGuitar 6 лет назад +3317

    The SCP foundation would make for a great tv series

    • @realnito6422
      @realnito6422 6 лет назад +68

      Reiner Braun that would be amazing

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 6 лет назад +188

      Fack, I'd have it be animated, and exist as a Online series. The authors of each episode would tell the writers on how they envisioned the story to play out, and we'd adapt it based on that.
      Dr. Bright would be the less-depressed, more crazy Rick Sanchez. He would spend his time blowing shit up, drawing SCP R34, and convincing people he finds attractive to kill him, in order to inherit their body.
      Oh, and of course, comedy would still take a second stage to atmosphere and dread, it's necessary!
      Who do you think would make a good Morty counterpart?

    • @bartholomewofthebotflies5960
      @bartholomewofthebotflies5960 6 лет назад +180

      Lord Bung's Confinement is based off of the SCP universe

    • @donnabrahamworsley5857
      @donnabrahamworsley5857 6 лет назад +18

      Yes and it also be about showing scps and stuff! And in the end the ultimate scp secret be revealed

    • @nono9543
      @nono9543 6 лет назад +38

      That would be amazing but you'd have to get passionate directors, producers, and a good budget. Sadly that's very hard to come by, and in that combination as well.

  • @endermage77
    @endermage77 5 лет назад +589

    If they could somehow get the survivors out
    This building sounds like the perfect dungeon to throw Abel at

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 5 лет назад +106

      If anything, he's gonna enjoy his stay down there

    • @patricksvarietycorner5700
      @patricksvarietycorner5700 5 лет назад +16

      @Jabez Luo which cannon b?

    • @SunLovinSolaire
      @SunLovinSolaire 5 лет назад +28

      Jabez Luo able comes back to life, that’s kinda his schtick.

    • @newdarkneoss3985
      @newdarkneoss3985 5 лет назад +68

      @@SunLovinSolaire there is one where they hug, cry, forgive and then turn to dust.

    • @100lolerty
      @100lolerty 5 лет назад +14

      Abel would be like Doom Slayer there

  • @SabreXio
    @SabreXio 5 лет назад +94

    so basically "what happened to site 13" was that the Site Director punched too many holes on the load bearing walls of the universe and something eventually decided to punch a few holes of its own.

  • @goldenking2046
    @goldenking2046 4 года назад +245

    The fact that neither Gate Guardian nor Deer God had left their chambers before the agents released them means that this alternate universe had managed to build boxes that could hold god-tier keters over long-term without need for any manual intervention. Say what you want about the practices of the alternate-foundation, the power they had at their disposal is impressive.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 2 года назад +62

      Exactly so. That's why the area was called the Olympian Class Containment. It's where they contain the gods. This is a world that figured out what to do with SCP-682 but due to the whole incident, the standard universe's Foundation will never learn how they did it

    • @UNGOC_Engineer3231
      @UNGOC_Engineer3231 Год назад +12

      Because the GOC took over

    • @trolledfordrip
      @trolledfordrip 6 месяцев назад

      At this point im betting that admonition is the reason for at lest a version of 1730 i.e para place is not sure if something is a good idea so during the events of 7243 during one of the times he was missing he went to a alt universe aka the 1730 universe and helped the goc to take over the foundation in order to see what new technology he could get for his plans after all cause of what hr has been doing his universe cant go into other universes but they didt ban traveling to other timelines

    • @tetraxis3011
      @tetraxis3011 2 месяца назад +1

      The box holding the gate guardian probably isn’t actually super strong, but it somehow tricks the guardian into thinking the gate to Eden is there, which is why he stays there, the deer probably stays since it thinks the box can hold it.

  • @trollverse171
    @trollverse171 6 лет назад +1002

    SCP-1730 aka “ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE” SCP Edition

    • @b.b.2285
      @b.b.2285 6 лет назад +43

      TrollVerse “CAGEEE MAAAATCHH”

    • @frostfire1550
      @frostfire1550 5 лет назад +22

      "Keter class cage match" !!!!!

    • @echogamer1871
      @echogamer1871 5 лет назад +14

      DO YOU WANT THE SCP MEMES

    • @tfos993
      @tfos993 5 лет назад +4

      Keter Triple Threat match

    • @vgernyc
      @vgernyc 5 лет назад +18

      Azathoth vs St Micheal vs Arceus

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 5 лет назад +4226

    *tortures and kills hundreds of SCPS*
    *SCPs revolt and torture him*
    Dr. Emerson *surprised pikachu meme face*

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 5 лет назад +269

      20 bucks says Dr.Bright helped torture Emerson.

    • @warden2394
      @warden2394 5 лет назад +88

      Funk Man Tim oh most defiantly

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 5 лет назад +74

      ​@@dejinnthedjinn5311 682 on [REDACTED] fuck man.

    • @petarmitkov1056
      @petarmitkov1056 5 лет назад +34

      @@dejinnthedjinn5311 is that not torture

    • @lucasdelaplace2795
      @lucasdelaplace2795 5 лет назад +39

      @@petarmitkov1056 it is when its dr bright's

  • @SuperGamerNinja1
    @SuperGamerNinja1 5 лет назад +789

    Leech Boy.. Gate Guardian.. Deer.. IMMORTAL KOMBAT!! Du du du du doodoo du du du du doodoo

    • @KertaDrake
      @KertaDrake 4 года назад +10

      @Jabez Luo FRIENDSHIP FATALITY?

    • @gabrielhenson5751
      @gabrielhenson5751 4 года назад +6

      oh yeah and dont forget the god like thing that is endlessly torturing dr emmerson

    • @MintyCow101
      @MintyCow101 4 года назад +7

      Now i have the image of scp battle royal with the mortal kombat theme, it is beautiful

    • @headcrab1799
      @headcrab1799 4 года назад +1

      i can hear this comment

    • @MegaLpso
      @MegaLpso 4 года назад +2

      CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY

  • @chaotic_empty
    @chaotic_empty 4 года назад +447

    “Great success.” -Samsara captain that died

    • @kevinng0703
      @kevinng0703 3 года назад +69

      You heard the part where Samsara operatives are basically cyborgs who can download their memories and consciousness into a new body each time which is what makes them nigh unkillable yes? I am guessing after he "died" on the mission he was respawned in wherever the Foundation build/rebuild/maintain team Samsara with the mission log up until his latest death added to his new downloaded memories hence his availability for a debriefing after the SCP 1730 incident.

    • @ashes4ashes174
      @ashes4ashes174 3 года назад +40

      What a fucking chad

    • @dinoduelist2219
      @dinoduelist2219 3 года назад +44

      Some space marine logic there. 90% casualty rate. Mission successful

    • @somedude9666
      @somedude9666 3 года назад +15

      @@kevinng0703 I think that’s the joke. He died, was re-uploaded and still considered it a success

    • @cogtroper
      @cogtroper 3 года назад

      Oh la la

  • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
    @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 5 лет назад +491

    Tau-5’s section is quite possibly the most badass thing i’ve ever read from an SCP article. It’s straight out of DOOM. Makes me excited for DOOM Eternal.

    • @blakeritchie9088
      @blakeritchie9088 4 года назад +56

      Samsara: **enters site 13**
      **BFG division begins to play**

    • @theashman7836
      @theashman7836 4 года назад +9

      Rip and tear.

    • @blakeritchie9088
      @blakeritchie9088 4 года назад +15

      @@theashman7836
      Until it is done.
      Also, you're my favourite Simpson

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 4 года назад +11

      @@blakeritchie9088 A whole strike force of Doom Slayers. Nothing, not even his nearest rival, Sierra 117, as a strike force could take them out.

    • @ivevei
      @ivevei 4 года назад +5

      And some MTFs named them Power Rangers xD

  • @avriil6446
    @avriil6446 6 лет назад +989

    When you are a member of the foundation and get translated to site 13 and find out theres a place called 'the body pit'
    Scientist: "Are we the baddies?"

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 6 лет назад +23

      Haha I get the reference...

    • @piguy222
      @piguy222 6 лет назад +87

      "What?"
      "Are we the baddies? I mean weve got a literal body pit."

    • @avriil6446
      @avriil6446 6 лет назад +69

      "I mean, what does body pits make you think of? Death, The nazis, Burned flesh... animal farms."

    • @diogitalk
      @diogitalk 6 лет назад +13

      I wish to be cultured please

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 5 лет назад +15

      @@avriil6446 "We have skulls on our ID badges!"

  • @AwesomeAutismHC
    @AwesomeAutismHC 5 лет назад +399

    26:48 So that’s what “Oh boy, the goddamn Power Rangers. They told me about you guys.” is from.

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 года назад +7

      Also Doom slayer.

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 3 года назад +5

      They've got, a power and a force that you haven't seen before...

    • @Icebergeification
      @Icebergeification 3 года назад +1

      @@johnnygyro2295 but do they have the ability to morph and even up the score?

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 3 года назад +1

      @@Icebergeification
      So far, no one's been able to take them down. I guess the power's on their side...

    • @MidoriNatsume
      @MidoriNatsume 3 года назад

      I laughed to a full minute reading that in the article.

  • @jorgenmcsloppy5973
    @jorgenmcsloppy5973 3 года назад +119

    Game Wardens leader: "You're sending another task force? What idiots volunteered for that!?"
    Command: "Samsara."
    "...oh."

  • @malfuller3367
    @malfuller3367 6 лет назад +318

    I like the idea of some guy's legs just being out there in the Multiverse. Like one day someone is going to find a pair of legs that are fully functional walking around in some random anomaly and they won't even bat an eye. God I really like scps.

    • @DaJodad
      @DaJodad 5 лет назад +35

      I also like the fact that this ties SCP - 529 into the story as he reports something wet and furry brushing past him, probably the lower half of the cat. (Scp - 529 is a fully functioning cat with half its body missing yet functioning as normal)

    • @ijent3819
      @ijent3819 5 лет назад +7

      Poor josie
      I reccomend looking at the description of the image taken of josie through that camera that takes photos of their desires

    • @darthbiz2095
      @darthbiz2095 5 лет назад +4

      @@ijent3819 That one is great

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 5 лет назад

      @@ijent3819 its a cat ffs, why waste research funds to see the desire of a cat?

    • @ronramen5827
      @ronramen5827 5 лет назад +4

      Ken M They used the desire camera, another scp that shows what a living thing wants at the time of the picture being taken. They ran a test run and the handler decided to take a pic of Josie the half cat. The picture came out showing Josie scratching her face with hind legs instead of her front legs which she was doing when the picture was taken.

  • @Yachtumn
    @Yachtumn 5 лет назад +393

    Person: Looks at walls
    walls: No.

  • @ricardosilveira3958
    @ricardosilveira3958 5 лет назад +202

    SCP 1730-The most ambitious crossover event in history

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 4 года назад

      Still doesn't beat an immortal raptor playing with happiness goo.

    • @GnomishProductions
      @GnomishProductions 4 года назад

      The excitement doesn't beat trying to beat binding of Isaac afterbirth+ with the dunce cap (I just call it that, I think it was wizard hat r sumtin)
      Fuck that item

    • @fifthhorseman1632
      @fifthhorseman1632 2 года назад

      You do realize that the comment above you is literally word for word the same what is it with you RUclips people when seeing someone's comment and still being so attention seeking that you copy it word for word like seriously how much f****** attention do you need dude

  • @taylorm-b690
    @taylorm-b690 4 года назад +471

    I nearly had a heart attack when he said " it doesn't feel like a phantom pain, as he can actually feel his legs, and occasionally feel something wet and fury brushing past them".
    and then thought "are you sure it wasn't only HALF OF SOMETHING" (scp-529)

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +22

      That's kinda cute

    • @valdish9620
      @valdish9620 4 года назад +18

      If it says "UWU" he's met a fate worse than losing his legs.

    • @user-uq9fg3lu8n
      @user-uq9fg3lu8n 4 года назад +8

      wait- you mean the other half?

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 года назад +4

      What if the other part of most of an allosaurus is there too!

    • @taylorm-b690
      @taylorm-b690 4 года назад +9

      @KaRd ThE jEsTeR I've got an hour break and some Ketemine so here I am high and thinking about the interdimensional physics of my good firend Josie the half cat

  • @runeanonymous9760
    @runeanonymous9760 6 лет назад +350

    It’s sad that you didn’t include the following line
    This is your death camp, Elliott. You made your bed, and now you get to die in it.

    • @emilycheint4395
      @emilycheint4395 5 лет назад +18

      Rune Anonymous that is the most badass thing I have ever read

    • @Cavemanner
      @Cavemanner 5 лет назад +25

      I'm fairly fond of The SCP Formerly Known as Bobble's last line to the Game Wardens: "If you see Emerson, *rape him in the ass for me*, will ya?" That part so clearly lays out how fucked up Emerson and the whole facility were that it feels so wrong to not hear it in the video.

    • @yourlocalfestivefurry354
      @yourlocalfestivefurry354 5 лет назад +2

      LOL

    • @shirosocool2938
      @shirosocool2938 5 лет назад +9

      And “its the god damn power rangers”

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 5 лет назад +10

      @@Cavemanner Not quite what it said. It was, "If you see Emmerson, rape him to death for me." C'mon, this Bobble (or what used to be Bobble). A simple rape wouldn't be enough to satisfy its intense sadistic tendencies (nor come close to ease the clear hatred it had for the director).

  • @v10l3t40
    @v10l3t40 4 года назад +3161

    Who would win
    An angelic guardian with a flaming sword and four wings
    A deer with reality warping abilities
    Or
    *WORM BOI*

  • @Sprottel_SFM
    @Sprottel_SFM 5 лет назад +1510

    Extremely dangerous site: *exists*
    Samsaura: *reeeeeeeeeee-*

    • @ufukcangencoglu2279
      @ufukcangencoglu2279 5 лет назад +48

      Anamolous locations is the specialty of the "Mole Rats".

    • @truegoldstruck3028
      @truegoldstruck3028 5 лет назад +51

      Ufukcan Gencoglu
      That didn’t work for them, did it?

    • @shirosocool2938
      @shirosocool2938 5 лет назад +57

      Tau-5 (samsara) be like *P O W E R R A N G E R S A S S E M B L E*

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 5 лет назад +6

      Who killed captain alex?

    • @chaitanyarajdixit
      @chaitanyarajdixit 5 лет назад +8

      @@shirosocool2938 SCP emergency

  • @The_Hunters_Lodge
    @The_Hunters_Lodge 4 года назад +55

    "What happened to site-13?"
    Murphy's Law and Schrodinger's Cat had a child

    • @iamadisgrace3154
      @iamadisgrace3154 3 года назад +3

      That's a terrifying concept.
      I love it.

    • @John-doe955
      @John-doe955 2 года назад +1

      That’s actually a great way to describe it.

    • @jesusofbullets
      @jesusofbullets Год назад

      Better question, WHERE and WHEN did Site 13 happen?

  • @ascendantseal1930
    @ascendantseal1930 5 лет назад +2186

    "In Texas"
    Me:chuckles*
    I'm in danger

    • @skyslasher2297
      @skyslasher2297 5 лет назад +10

      If you go in ya but you’d be fine otherwise

    • @thunderbladen8692
      @thunderbladen8692 5 лет назад +48

      The entire population of Texas could just get their guns and storm Site 13

    • @calypsosnowy
      @calypsosnowy 5 лет назад +11

      @@thunderbladen8692 yes, yes we could

    • @Nucky420
      @Nucky420 5 лет назад +10

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who looked up when he said Texas. Got a little creeped out.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 5 лет назад +8

      @@thunderbladen8692 Nice, free D-bois.
      ~Dr.Bright

  • @wutelgiwithagun8832
    @wutelgiwithagun8832 6 лет назад +366

    >a platoon of MTF and the famous Tau-5
    >former run down site full of escaped SCPs
    >Extremely powerful SCP battle
    >depressing stuff
    *sips coffee* aahhhh just another day in the SCP foundation

    • @alonelyperson6031
      @alonelyperson6031 5 лет назад +21

      >mfw it's actually a success

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 5 лет назад +13

      Lets just chalk this up to a minor workplace incident

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 5 лет назад +7

      @@alonelyperson6031 Overwhelming Success at that given that the chances were incredibly bleak.

    • @chrispeoples837
      @chrispeoples837 5 лет назад +1

      Was that by Dr bright or his brother Dr.clef

    • @zachmcmillan4060
      @zachmcmillan4060 5 лет назад +1

      Yep,finish lunch,pop an antacid and it's back to work,fighting god-like titans and world-devouring
      biogenic masses. I hate this job.

  • @leslieandrews9208
    @leslieandrews9208 6 лет назад +671

    So no one though that putting a scp that absorb blood in a pit full of other scp's blood was a bad idea?

    • @JohnsDough1918
      @JohnsDough1918 6 лет назад +161

      Surely, but the bureaucrats didn't care.

    • @leslieandrews9208
      @leslieandrews9208 6 лет назад +49

      Problem is, if pointed out to the higher up, or even the people they got to deal with people that will not play by their rules (after all, the O5's are not idiots.) at best, they will get demoted to D-Class, at worst they will be subjected to a scp that will make their stay long and painful...

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 6 лет назад +25

      Eh well it takes a lot to convince the foundation to use anamalous objects to stop other anomalous objects, especally if they aren't nesscarily thamuel class scps. I'm sure they would have considered it if it proved enough of a threat and Didn't disapear

    • @leslieandrews9208
      @leslieandrews9208 6 лет назад +6

      Problem is that most of the where at least mostly harmless, and if there where to authorize their destruction, it would have to be throatily cleaned up, and leaving several bodies of dead would be enough to really piss them off, by their very nature killing them may not stop their anomiles propitiates.

    • @ChivalrousSnake
      @ChivalrousSnake 6 лет назад +46

      The issue is with the GOC influence in that universe. The place Site-13 came from featured a Foundation that was in a much weaker and less funded state than the GOC who are all about destroying anomalous objects and entities unless they can be used to better humanity, and sometimes even that won't stop them from trying to destroy things. The ethics committee plays a huge part in keeping people from making the kind of immoral decisions that lead to site-13, and with it being gimped and under the control of people that simply didn't care, well.
      It boils down to this: Site-13 had a thing that could presumably destroy most anomalous entities, the Foundation was beholden to the world governments and the GOC, no thought was given to the dangers of putting an scp that absorbs blood into a pit of blood, because before that pit was full of blood it destroyed anomalies.

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy 4 года назад +434

    So, somehow, just somehow, the foundation actually manage to capture the Gate Guardian in the universe where site 13 happened...

    • @H_Malik_RL
      @H_Malik_RL 4 года назад +67

      KnightHiller yeah, they even managed to literally contain the Abrahamic God as well.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 4 года назад +36

      @@H_Malik_RL And burned the Wanderer's Library.

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 4 года назад +87

      Chad site 13 vs Virgin Foundation

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 3 года назад +30

      @@thebighurt2495 Turned it upside and emptied it like a can of soup, I think Bobble said. Right into the incinerator.

    • @ousamadearudesuwa
      @ousamadearudesuwa 3 года назад +15

      Dunno how the GOC did that, not even the Foundation nor the Chaos Insurgency can do it

  • @phylarious4352
    @phylarious4352 6 лет назад +762

    Wow its like the scp infinity war lmao
    So many scp's...

    • @TheLivelovelaugh165
      @TheLivelovelaugh165 6 лет назад +41

      Honey, that's Daleport (SCP-1936). Site-13, only the few strongest survived

    • @ThatoneGuy-uk6cd
      @ThatoneGuy-uk6cd 6 лет назад +57

      O5, I dont feel so good

    • @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475
      @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475 6 лет назад +1

      @@ThatoneGuy-uk6cd OH DEAR GOD THEY TOOK MY BALLS FIRST ! ! ! ! !

    • @jasonkrasnopolskiy504
      @jasonkrasnopolskiy504 6 лет назад +8

      Most ambitious crossover

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 5 лет назад +3

      marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event of all time
      site 13: hold my explodium

  • @vegetarianzombie82
    @vegetarianzombie82 6 лет назад +2541

    I'd like to know how they captured Gods. Asking for a friend...

    • @notme8652
      @notme8652 6 лет назад +71

      Unless god killed himself

    • @liberamans4173
      @liberamans4173 6 лет назад +291

      literal sarcasm Some of them went willingly (i.e. SCP-343). Some of them got stuck in an alternate universe/special device (i.e. SCP-2317). Some of them were even tricked (i.e. SCP-3740).

    • @whataboutgabe901
      @whataboutgabe901 6 лет назад +28

      I think this was supposed to be a meme

    • @liberamans4173
      @liberamans4173 6 лет назад +13

      what about gabriel No. It wasn't.

    • @ChivalrousSnake
      @ChivalrousSnake 6 лет назад +305

      The deer god is contained because they made up a fake ritual to keep it contained and apparently that was enough to convince it that that ritual keeps it contained. Seriously.

  • @okami6399
    @okami6399 5 лет назад +77

    At around 11:45, right after the line “the drone was never recovered” the video switched to an add of a cat riding a roomba and for a split second I thought it was part of the explanation of the SCP before realizing it was a cat litter add.

    • @chinchilly
      @chinchilly 4 года назад +6

      Little did the scp foundation people know.... josie i think its name was, was controlling site-13 with its other half

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 4 года назад +3

      I can actually see tge only thing to survive Site 13 being a Cat on a Roomba.

  • @coen8306
    @coen8306 4 года назад +123

    Molerat leader: ITS KAMIKAZE OR BUST
    Samsara leader: I am immortal and know when it’s best to help others
    Game Warden leader: welp I lost my legs 😔

    • @mariaj.bayarri8024
      @mariaj.bayarri8024 3 года назад +18

      The one survivor from gullivers travelers: I have no dialogue

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 3 года назад +6

      Oh, it wasn't the leader of the Game Wardens that lost their legs. I think the leader died during the escape.

    • @mariaj.bayarri8024
      @mariaj.bayarri8024 3 года назад +13

      Well the leader didn’t lost his legs, I read the article and boy it was long but the dude that lost his legs was just Houston, a random member of the team. The leader (AP3-Ross) actually survived and got out completely fine. Not to be that guy that complains about everything but I feel like a lot of people on the community don’t read much from the wiki but hey if you don’t want to don’t read it.

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 6 лет назад +913

    "For the greater good"
    *[Heavy Ordo Xenos breathing]*

  • @idoyt8684
    @idoyt8684 6 лет назад +297

    ‘For the greater good’ - says the foundation
    ‘D-class?’ - me

    • @emiledlund9559
      @emiledlund9559 5 лет назад +6

      ALtered, While reading this I stole your cookies
      For the greater good
      -T’au

  • @jamesb7958
    @jamesb7958 5 лет назад +474

    More like what DIDN'T happen at site 13

  • @vurelius
    @vurelius 3 года назад +182

    "Don't look at the walls"
    It's a warning for others to not look at other walls that may contain cognitohazards.
    It's not dumb, it's a warning.

    • @sanicinapanic4264
      @sanicinapanic4264 3 года назад +2

      But then someone you can just write Cognito aright where it say is don’t look at the walls

    • @TheWonkster
      @TheWonkster 2 года назад +1

      @Jäger The gacha tuber because the first thing everyone looked at was the wall. You put warnings in plain sight.

    • @osak_a
      @osak_a Год назад

      @@sanicinapanic4264 that writing would be flushed out by said cognito hazard

  • @gswinney1533
    @gswinney1533 5 лет назад +248

    sounds like a great plot for an absaloutly cracking video game.

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 4 года назад +7

      DOOM is what you're looking for.

    • @8Robba
      @8Robba 4 года назад +7

      I also thought that this would make a wicked movie. Or the final 3 episodes of a SCP TV Series Season.

    • @emiledlund9559
      @emiledlund9559 4 года назад +2

      8Robba Sadly SCP is very unlikely to get a TV series.

    • @Vahisofficial
      @Vahisofficial 4 года назад +3

      @@8Robba yeah, like 5 episode miniseries would be awesome.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 года назад +3

      @@kannonball5789 The demons in DOOM are nothing compared to some of these SCPs.

  • @jakespacepiratee3740
    @jakespacepiratee3740 6 лет назад +261

    SCP-1730 or, the time the Foundation went Third Reich, and the skips forged the creepy Allied forces.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 6 лет назад +23

      or as I like to think of it: how Containment Breach would go down with all the worst SCPs ever and never imagined

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 6 лет назад

      *All the SCPs.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 6 лет назад

      @L B Fixed!

    • @TheActualMrLink
      @TheActualMrLink 5 лет назад +1

      JakeSpacePirate E what are "skips?"

    • @Le0xo
      @Le0xo 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheActualMrLink fun way to say scp instead of saying one letter at a time

  • @nimonapoole824
    @nimonapoole824 5 лет назад +88

    "Paul Manafort is appointed head of the GOC" is not a sentence I thought I'd hear today

    • @tibbygaycat
      @tibbygaycat 4 года назад +11

      Tbh I can see this fuckup happening after that mind brain move.

  • @DirtyDuckofDoom
    @DirtyDuckofDoom 4 года назад +62

    I love how this ends in a relatively successful extraction mission and a gigantic battle between 3 incredible scps.

  • @anthonyaiello2098
    @anthonyaiello2098 5 лет назад +150

    When is the Foundation going to invest in anomaly-proof cameras and microphones?

    • @EvelynNdenial
      @EvelynNdenial 4 года назад +18

      make continuously powered reality anchors standard kit. that way they can fail to show how crazy and serious the anomalies are like they always do.

    • @Gigas0101
      @Gigas0101 4 года назад +18

      They do, read the article. They're using headpieces that filter cognitohazards. However, they can only filter KNOWN cognitohazards, so the stuff found in site 13 had to be documented and added to the equipment. In the article they make a point of stuff being filtered out, and Samsara has implants that get burned out filtering shit at one point.

    • @pedrolopez8057
      @pedrolopez8057 4 года назад +8

      the very definition of anomaly is something unusual that doesn't fit into current knowledge. Therefore there is no way to create something that could be proof from all anomalies.

    • @fireandbombs12
      @fireandbombs12 4 года назад +3

      Pedro Lopez Dr. Clef wants to know your location

    • @pedrolopez8057
      @pedrolopez8057 4 года назад +1

      @@fireandbombs12 I'm easy to find just [redacted] then 3rd house on the left.

  • @ariffiqbal168
    @ariffiqbal168 6 лет назад +120

    The fact that they managed to contain SCP-001 and SCP-2845 just give me the creeps.

  • @septemberstarlight9362
    @septemberstarlight9362 5 лет назад +355

    Who would win?
    One arch angel and a nature god? Or one leachy boi?

    • @MrEmre3294
      @MrEmre3294 5 лет назад +24

      leach boy has no chance cause hes meat. hes the first one who down. and archangel vs nature god go for a while then they brobly boring and stop fighting.

    • @jedicache6806
      @jedicache6806 4 года назад +15

      I agree with Mufasa leech boy is first to go. I think Gate Guardian comes out on top because he can literally obliterate matter, while the deer can only transform it.

    • @tntpro1019
      @tntpro1019 4 года назад +1

      BOBBDY WINS

  • @zacharystoddard6826
    @zacharystoddard6826 4 года назад +60

    "The foundation was wrong"
    Dr. Cimmerian's boss bar appears

  • @TheRealHelvetica
    @TheRealHelvetica 6 лет назад +519

    What happened to site 13?
    Seems like a girl in HR was pissed that site administrator Emerson was experimenting and killing humanoid SCPs so she merged with a leech boy and became a monster. Meanwhile Emerson hid in the server room, got caught by a thousand arms idol performing Naruto hand signs and merged with that eventually becoming a future god of destruction.
    So the SCP teleported it to another reality after realizing that containing this mess would cause more problems than it really needed to.

    • @shyhiemferguson6595
      @shyhiemferguson6595 6 лет назад +56

      that even better summary but man this would make good movie

    • @Utylike
      @Utylike 6 лет назад +89

      At which point the Foundation sent in a couple of MTFs and eventually one team comprised of cyborgs made from a dead god. These cyborgs united with the survivors and proceeded to use a giant flaming angel guarding the gate to eden and an alien deer god capable of manipulating matter, so that they can escape the place. The place then literally vanishes from existence.
      Just another day at the Foundation universe.

    • @MrAdamske
      @MrAdamske 6 лет назад +19

      How could Tau-5 get the gate guardian to leave his post? If he even is the one that is 'supposedly SCP-001'. Im aware that throwing lots of anomalous shenanigans into a pit is a really bad idea and then hoping it stay quiet is even worse and thats basically why they had to use the Thresher device due to a breach. So my question is what broke out? And what were the three beings?

    • @Halogodzilla12343
      @Halogodzilla12343 6 лет назад +24

      @@MrAdamske the alternate universe foundation had contained the angel and they simply let it and the deer out of the cages.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 6 лет назад +31

      +Filthy Peasant
      It was more the Global Occult Force that managed to contain the angel and deer. They have a lot of methods to contain thinks that can actively unreality reality... most of which involve not understanding them as being human anymore.
      The Foundation would not likely remove the angel from its post... as they know it would be helluva upset should it end up out of containment... and it causes a lot less problems just to leave the angel there and set up a station around it--essentially helping the angel out to some degree.
      If the Foundation had a similar "into the wood chipper you go for insolence towards the laws of physics" policy as the GOC... they'd have managed to contain a lot more that they have. They've instead opted to have a policy of, "how much problems would leaving it right here actually cause us" in amongst their many other polices as an alternative to "time out in the wood chipper for being naughty" that they do still have should the need it.

  • @prodigalosu
    @prodigalosu 5 лет назад +78

    that factory at the begging is legit just down the road from my house

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 5 лет назад +13

      F

    • @rwuua8958
      @rwuua8958 4 года назад +6

      Good luck buddy

    • @jedicache6806
      @jedicache6806 4 года назад +6

      *Alarm sounds* WE HAVE A BREACH OF SECURITY AT SITE 13

    • @tomdavies8233
      @tomdavies8233 4 года назад +4

      It used to be a power station not a factory. South of Fremantle like 10 minutes from where I live.

    • @jamesmcdonald3054
      @jamesmcdonald3054 4 года назад +5

      @@tomdavies8233 Well now you're obligated to make a low budget short film at the site. Just get 15 of your friends together, pick a spooky SCP, and crowdfund it.

  • @AllYourPals
    @AllYourPals 6 лет назад +1953

    hot dam that art work.

    • @cristophergonzalez7621
      @cristophergonzalez7621 6 лет назад +31

      The image is by zhange and its not even the full image

    • @AllYourPals
      @AllYourPals 6 лет назад +22

      i know, of the three entity's in the picture i think i like his rendition of the gate guardian most

    • @henrymcdowell3103
      @henrymcdowell3103 6 лет назад +10

      @@AllYourPals *her

    • @JohnsDough1918
      @JohnsDough1918 6 лет назад +31

      She did a fuckton of great work for the community (although the way she took criticism of her artwork on SCP-3813 sadly left a bad impression of her character, personally). She has a personal page compiling her contributions to the wiki if anyone wants to take a look.

    • @franzsanders9573
      @franzsanders9573 6 лет назад +5

      Heyman Heyguys Zhange still does tons of work for the SCP Foundation, though - They just recently released a badass painting of the Archons of Sarkicism on r/SCP.

  • @Lavapurg
    @Lavapurg 4 года назад +151

    "I AM THE HERALD OF DESTRUCTION! BOW BEFORE ME YOU MERE MORTAL-"
    *pew*

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 4 года назад +4

      I love how Pesterbot is still hilariously incompetent even after being extremely upgraded.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 3 года назад +10

      Oh, not "pew". One of the Samsara runs up, leaps into the air, plucks the tiny robot off the top of the metal construct, and hurls it against the wall where it shatters into pieces like the poorly built toy that it is. It's funny to note that Samsara are emotionally stunted, often faking emotions for the comfort of others...but even they got annoyed by Pester Bot.

    • @kailevil3444
      @kailevil3444 2 года назад

      @@Bluesit32 Wow, if I ever do my stupid and crazy idea of doing games/minigames for SCP-093, 2669, Unlondon and Site-13, I would love to use that for a cinematic.

  • @resiliency9821
    @resiliency9821 5 лет назад +310

    rule 1 of site 13. Do not speak or show any knowledge of site 13
    What are we talking about again?

    • @gregorymunoz8089
      @gregorymunoz8089 5 лет назад +2

      What? What are talking about?

    • @resiliency9821
      @resiliency9821 5 лет назад +1

      Gregory munoz I have no idea

    • @jeremychicken3339
      @jeremychicken3339 5 лет назад

      lets talk about site 64

    • @Hostefar
      @Hostefar 5 лет назад

      We were talking about SCP 55

    • @spook448
      @spook448 5 лет назад +2

      I'm pretty sure we were talking about molerarats powerangers and games

  • @kevlarburrito6693
    @kevlarburrito6693 5 лет назад +435

    Anomalous writing encountered:
    SCP: Filter it out and move on
    Super Mario: Eat some schrooms and jump on it?
    Warhammer 40,000: Site sentenced to Exterminatus, bombarded from orbit, paved flat, turned into parade ground.

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 4 года назад +19

      Kirby: Read it and be corrupted, than have your soul killed by pink boi

    • @temporaltoast9692
      @temporaltoast9692 4 года назад +4

      Paraded on afterwards, it was a blast

    • @asurlybarber3620
      @asurlybarber3620 4 года назад +7

      Indiana Jones: It belongs in a museum!
      Doom Guy: Shoot it!
      Minneapolis Police: Kneel on it!

    • @jesuschrist4737
      @jesuschrist4737 4 года назад

      @@asurlybarber3620 XD

    • @skepticalmagos_101
      @skepticalmagos_101 3 года назад

      Yeah, This checks out.....

  • @serbian_knife_fight
    @serbian_knife_fight 5 лет назад +834

    *SCP: Battle Royale*

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 5 лет назад +37

      Dr.Bright: Hosted by yours Truly!!!

    • @jackattackmt
      @jackattackmt 5 лет назад +9

      @@funkmantim2661 No Bright No

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 5 лет назад +13

      @@jackattackmt Dr.Bright: Bright YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

    • @jackattackmt
      @jackattackmt 5 лет назад +8

      @@funkmantim2661 No Bright I don't care how much you want to do it your not hosting this wait who organized this

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 5 лет назад +10

      @@jackattackmt Dr.Bright: the other Dr.Bright
      Other Dr.Bright: Yeah, I did.

  • @badmaninc.536
    @badmaninc.536 4 года назад +159

    I’m just imagining one of the doctors interviewing Agent Cotter Houston (after the debriefing we already have on him)
    “So Agent Houston, despite going through an extremely hazardous and anomaly filled hell, losing team mates, seeing things that nobody should have to see, and losing your legs below the knees... you seem to be in remarkably high spirits.”
    Agent Cotter Houston, MTF Apollo-3 Game Wardens: “of course I am. I killed fitty leeches.”

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +8

      Imagine him on some vacations and seeing leeches in a puddle

    • @enderbirds3814
      @enderbirds3814 4 года назад +9

      He will have some fun costume choices

    • @marlinazul7786
      @marlinazul7786 4 года назад +4

      Ender Birds BEST PIRATE COSTUME ON THE BLOCK

  • @SabbyNeko
    @SabbyNeko 6 лет назад +145

    This whole thing reads like a tabletop campaign of SCP.

  • @sarafontanini7051
    @sarafontanini7051 6 лет назад +79

    in my eyes, SCP 1730 is an example of what happens when you mess with the anomolous without consideration for ethics, morality and how much you know about what could happen, but it's ALSO an example of just how dangerous the SCPs can be and what a full containment breach could mean if left to spiral out of control

    • @ChivalrousSnake
      @ChivalrousSnake 6 лет назад +7

      1730 is why the GOC should never be in charge of anything. Well, 1730 and 1609 being rather poignant examples.

    • @connorc6293
      @connorc6293 6 лет назад +6

      Nah they just forgot to clean the fucking murder room LIKE LITERALLY THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN IF THEY CLEANED THE MURDER PIT

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 6 лет назад +1

      +Kichiggamynigga Karchow
      Do you want to have people make that into an Archer meme? Because this is how you will have people make it into an Archer meme.
      I mean... I'm mentally adding Archer screaming "Lana!" after reading that post.

    • @zachmcmillan4060
      @zachmcmillan4060 5 лет назад

      Kichiggamynigga Karchow SCP administrator screaming,as reality
      inverts all around him,"YOU HAD ONE JOB,LARRY!ONE JOB!!!"😂

    • @pisic9022
      @pisic9022 5 лет назад

      They just failed at killing them all, if they were all dead then ya know, there wouldve been no fucker making signs on the wall

  • @shoe148
    @shoe148 5 лет назад +241

    this story is so weird, there's no way it can...
    AND THEN PAUL MANAFORT

    • @hereticsaint100
      @hereticsaint100 5 лет назад +8

      Yep, biggest eye roll moment for me, honestly.

    • @8Robba
      @8Robba 4 года назад +12

      Well, it do admit that was majorly funny

    • @iampuff7
      @iampuff7 4 года назад +8

      Know we know what he was up to in Ukraine. Gathering some dirt on Dr. bright of course!

    • @themichaelconnor42
      @themichaelconnor42 4 года назад +3

      Lol I heard that and then went to check the publishing date
      If this was any older than 2015 I would've been suspicious

    • @tibbygaycat
      @tibbygaycat 4 года назад +1

      Top fucking tier man to lead the GOC I love this. I love president Dole holy shit.

  • @recordedbeast4466
    @recordedbeast4466 4 года назад +70

    "So we were talking to a dead body for a bit..."

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 3 года назад +10

      Funny thing is, it was actually providing them with information, as far as they heard.

  • @papaaeon7210
    @papaaeon7210 5 лет назад +57

    What happened to Site 13. Well I'm glad you asked.
    • Dead Sea God
    • Highly vioatile, untested,reality warping machine
    • 100s of slaughtered reality warpers and other humanoid SCPs resulting in the breakdown of local time-space
    • Thousands of other anomalies housed under the same roof, including a archangel, an alien demigod and a clown
    • Rampant cognito-hazards
    • A sadistic, zealous director with little to no foresight
    • Jack Bright was also there
    And last but not least, a little,virtually harmless leech boy mutated into a abomination by his captors capable of standing toe to toe with the Divine.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Год назад +12

      When Jack Bright is the *least* dangerous thing in a building, you know things have gotten serious.

    • @diegorosales3393
      @diegorosales3393 Год назад +6

      Well, I guess this is what happens when capturing anomalies that either end up dead, or Steal them either way there’s no end that is satisfying or good especially against reality Warpers, and humanoids who are capable of harming the planet

  • @vladimirconsumerofbosnians9603
    @vladimirconsumerofbosnians9603 5 лет назад +61

    "no longer a part of our existence" carries so much weight

  • @mememaster9761
    @mememaster9761 5 лет назад +531

    16:07 “they decend the stairs”
    *shows a ladder*

    • @lbstocks55
      @lbstocks55 5 лет назад +82

      A ladder is just vertical stairs

    • @jdputt8329
      @jdputt8329 5 лет назад +34

      scales the raptor FBI wants to know your location

    • @armintor2826
      @armintor2826 5 лет назад +3

      Very straight stairs

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 5 лет назад +14

      @@lbstocks55 Stairs are just slanted ladders, with the holes filled.

    • @lbstocks55
      @lbstocks55 5 лет назад +6

      @@justsomeone5314 yes

  • @laurenpearson9886
    @laurenpearson9886 4 года назад +585

    This. This was the SCP that I fell in love with. That made me dive deep into all the universe lore. I spent an entire day reading the entry for 1730, and it was so damn riveting. I would kill to see a film made of the exploration logs for 1730. This is also how I got to be so interested in all of the different Mobile Task Forces and their specialties. Unsurprisingly, MTF Tau-5 is my favorite.
    My favorite bit of dialogue from the debriefing: "But I knew the work I was doing was good, so I kept my head down and carried on. Then… well, (laughs) it sounds silly now. In 2010 we contained God. Not just any god, either. The Abrahamic God. The actual, thunder and lightning, Y-H-W-H, fire and brimstone god. I don’t know how they managed it; some technology developed by the Coalition, I’m sure. And that was just the first. They filled Site-13 to the brim with everything they could get their hands on"
    I'm wondering if they ended up inviting Dr. Scott to work for this universe's Foundation. I bet it would have been a hell of a lot nicer than his old one.
    For real, though. Who else thinks they should've tossed in MTF -Omega-7- Alpha-9? I bet Able would've *loooved* to throw down with some of those Olympia Class SCP's

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +19

      Dj Kaktus is a hell of a drug

    • @nessanderson6460
      @nessanderson6460 4 года назад +20

      It's almost guaranteed they would. He's effectively an anomaly, though not anomalous himself. Amnestics wouldn't change the fact that much of the history he knows is different from ours. So it's hiring him on as a Foundation scientist (which he already is, so far less training needed), or shove him in with the D-Class.
      There's also the other survivors from Site-13, as well. It's been a while but he wasn't the only one from the other reality to make it out, I believe.

    • @_amethyst_4760
      @_amethyst_4760 4 года назад +6

      I voiced every one of them since it's fun,my vocal cords wanted to die after

    • @Crusader-7382
      @Crusader-7382 3 года назад +4

      i am just saying able might not have been unable to fight due to the gate gaurdian being nearby

    • @Aquilaus
      @Aquilaus 3 года назад +1

      New to the SCP universe.. where can I read these entries?

  • @marcopohl4875
    @marcopohl4875 5 лет назад +179

    ok, so there are to points on the list of things dr. bright isn't allowed to do: one that mentions he's a member of site command, another with an added warning "remember what happened to site [BLANK]". and here is a mention of his corpse being found in an abandonded facility from another universe...
    HE DID IT!!!

    • @admiralmudkip9836
      @admiralmudkip9836 5 лет назад +2

      what did he do?

    • @admiralmudkip9836
      @admiralmudkip9836 5 лет назад +5

      @@SMARTBoardSBMInchInteractiveWh didn't funny not laugh

    • @facilityguard970
      @facilityguard970 5 лет назад +2

      Admiral Mudkip didn’t funny?

    • @admiralmudkip9836
      @admiralmudkip9836 5 лет назад +7

      @@facilityguard970 not laugh didn't funny

    • @diogene_s8032
      @diogene_s8032 5 лет назад +36

      @@admiralmudkip9836 Bright can't die, but he has tried to die in multiple ocasions. If he dies, his mind gets into the next person who touches a necklace that Bright carries. Inside site 13, noone ever touches that necklace, so he just dies. He did it, he is finally dead

  • @UltimaXReborn
    @UltimaXReborn 5 лет назад +320

    You know, after re-watching this I realized something: There can be scent based cognitohazards....

    • @lapeez2277
      @lapeez2277 5 лет назад +91

      Time Squid that would suck bad, smell some bacon cooking and fuckin explode

    • @apersonwholikespie2688
      @apersonwholikespie2688 4 года назад +87

      @@lapeez2277 "You smell that?" "Is that popcorn?" *Everyone fucking dies*

    • @pepperonipizza8929
      @pepperonipizza8929 4 года назад +33

      mustard gas exept it turns anything it tuches into mustard

    • @TheWesternFountain
      @TheWesternFountain 4 года назад +17

      That's great for me actually. I have no sense of smell...
      SUCK IT LOSERS!

    • @jordancunningham4962
      @jordancunningham4962 4 года назад +4

      "Follow your nose!"

  • @justas423
    @justas423 6 лет назад +240

    GOC has an ethics board...The guys who blow up anything that's anomalous

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 6 лет назад +9

      Slimeustas The Slime King pffft, I guess their the guys that limit what they can and can't blow up. Like denying the surplus amounts of requests to nuke certain areas. I imagine the job would be simpler than the ethics committees but the goc would probably be even harder on them

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 6 лет назад +6

      And you get to have a timeout in the wood chipper for being naughty in regards to the laws of physics.

    • @ronthenarrator3252
      @ronthenarrator3252 5 лет назад

      Well they get shot when they object to literally torture to powerful beings so how well are they really working?

    • @blainewheaton9679
      @blainewheaton9679 5 лет назад +2

      The ethics committee’s job is to measure the good and evil of every action, and balance this ‘morality equation’ so that, overall, the foundation comes out ahead.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 5 лет назад +6

      Nah, dude, the _Foundation_ has an ethics board. The GOC logo is basically their slideshow titled "don't be these guys".

  • @Astro_weeeeee
    @Astro_weeeeee 4 года назад +172

    Faoundation: sends some pretty basic soldiers with good training and gear
    Soldiers: fail
    Foundation: sends god cyborg clone soldier squad.

    • @AJGladys
      @AJGladys 3 года назад +15

      The best bit is they still had 17 more escalating options after that ...

    • @jordanvanes9420
      @jordanvanes9420 2 года назад +2

      @@AJGladys can you please name some of them i am curious

    • @blackgentleman4211
      @blackgentleman4211 2 года назад +2

      @@jordanvanes9420 another one is just nuking the place but you can probably see how that can go wrong

  • @aria5614
    @aria5614 6 лет назад +218

    A constant lesson the Foundation teaches is that "cruelty for cruelties sake" often ends very, very poorly for the perpetrators. Does the Foundation commit atrocities on a daily basis? Absolutely. But only when necessary and provoked.

    • @kingfranpetty
      @kingfranpetty 6 лет назад +16

      War for the sake of war is the rule of beast, those living for death shall die by their own swords. All evil empires die by the rot and dust of time.

    • @metoo3342
      @metoo3342 6 лет назад +18

      Loosecat 56 The foundation ia cold not cruel.

    • @kingfranpetty
      @kingfranpetty 6 лет назад +1

      @@metoo3342 then it will remain that way or die on it's own sword. Seems as if the site 13 timeline picked door number 2.

    • @kingfranpetty
      @kingfranpetty 5 лет назад +1

      @CommandoDude I feel like people often value cruelty and hate over actual heroic ideals. Yes, the SCP Foundation is no hero out there but we are the closest thing sometimes.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 лет назад +3

      I mean... they NEED to test the SCP'S with different things to see what it does and how it works. If it dies or gets destroyed in the proces. Then well shit. Its no longer there. So moving on to the next SCP

  • @sespis2r
    @sespis2r 5 лет назад +228

    Love the part where the dude obliterates that robot claiming to be a god

    • @divinecervine
      @divinecervine 4 года назад +13

      onru is an untouchable badass, i love her

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 года назад +16

      @@divinecervine It's not that big a deal. Pesterbot, even with his new abilities, is pretty inept. He catches a gernade and holds it tight, blowing off his arm.

    • @divinecervine
      @divinecervine 4 года назад +6

      @@Bluesit32 and that's cool as hell in its own right! i just really loved onru in tau-5's mission into site-13. she was notably intuitive, quick-thinking, and formidable.
      onru and nanku, these two huge, beefy women slugging through this nasty scip just tickles me so, so right.

    • @blakeritchie9088
      @blakeritchie9088 4 года назад +3

      @@divinecervine
      They you would love part 4 of the Ourobouros cycle, specifically the O5-4 and O5-3 sections

    • @divinecervine
      @divinecervine 4 года назад +1

      @@blakeritchie9088 good to note, thanks! that's been on my watch-later for some time now, looking forward to it

  • @andrewchen2673
    @andrewchen2673 5 лет назад +157

    Drinking game idea - take a shot every time he says “seemingly” or “anomalous”

  • @randomwatermelon1
    @randomwatermelon1 4 года назад +200

    "Scp 1730 has been neutralized, meaning it was destroyed or erased from existence"
    OI JOSUKE, I JUST ERASED SCP 1730 AND SITE 13 WITH ZA HANDO, AINT THAT COOL?