This SCP reminds me of a tweet that went something like this “Begone you foul demon Cotton Eye Joe Thy grip on this realm faded long ago From whence thou didst come, hence thou shalt go Thus I seal you away Cotton Eye Joe”
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For the first time I have seen SCP agents and doctors dismiss things as "just in your mind" You have been working all your life with the paranormal and reality braking entities, but no those things was definitely just the wind
Let's just say there are very few reality bending anomalies. And usually isn't suspected due to the fact that the anomaly itself might create changes in you in order to prevent you from reporting it see 239 for more details Which begs the question WHERE THE FUCK IS CLEF?
Also of note, if you’re referring to the things he saw under DMT, assuming you’re hallucinating is really good practice under an infamously powerful hallucinogen
Imagine you see a trash can knocked over in the street. Is it more likely that a human knocked it over, a car, a dog, or a grizzly bear? Probably one of the first two right? But you know that grizzly bears *have* knocked over trash cans in the past. You make probability judgements all the time. While you know chairs do collapse under people, you probably don't properly inspect every chair before sitting down. We almost never jump to the most extreme possibility, because being possible does not mean it is likely or even plausible. The truth is that in the SCP universe, probably ten thousand times it actually just is the wind. Yeah, that one time will get you, but you'll still assume it is the wind. Also, and I'm not sure about this point, but characters in SCP don't share our knowledge. Most of them will have limited information about reality benders due to clearance levels, or won't have read them yet. We jump to the assumption of badthing when reading SCP because we have an overview from behind the fourth wall. That doesn't mean it is normal or natural in that universe to have the same assumption unless you're O5 or ethics committee or something.
@@wulfherecyning1282 I can only imagine how tedious having to investigate suspected anomalies must be. 99% of the time it must be bullshit. Imagine having to drive hours to some town in the middle of nowhere because someone thinks a house is haunted.
Bob Ross is the head of the Abyss Gazers, as a Reality Bender utilising paint as a medium for his nigh absolute power, he is so determined to make those damn trees happy that he faked his own death to undertake the mission.
14:18 "The Shaman gave the doctor a plant-based concoction that contained the chemical N-N-dimethyltriptomine, DMT. *Joe Rogan wants to: Know your location*
When you read “The fisherman claims the town has a God Shaped Hole in it” I choked on my drink, The Hanged King is one of those SCPs that’s always stood out for me, so hearing it referenced as being a very monumental diety here genuinely shocked me.
Well they did mention the "god-shaped hole" from the Hanged King, which is based off of the King in Yellow. So in a 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon kinda way.
Bill Davis it seems like it has to do with the common misreading of Crowley's statement. Many take it to mean "do whatever you want" when the true meaning of the statement is that man's only goal is serving his divine Will
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“Have you seen the yellow sign?” Yes, yes I have because every youtuber that goes over this topic seems intent on making me susceptible to the influence of a demented entrapped great old one. Thanks RUclips.
It's not like you don't even know if a fog around you is going to make you convert to Yaldabaoth. While making you have 12 babies with the nearest lady in order to sacrifice them to transdimentional beings. Let's not regard how fucked we could be and just hope we ain't
Yet you shall know that you labour in life, for the reward of the kings court in what comes after. a city. not bound by euclid, nor dreamed by dahli, but indulgently beyind you, beyond all but us who have taken an oath to our masked lord, god of the common man, of toill in life and pleasure in death. So come, feast at the tables of our great halls, eat of fine foods and drinks, and know that the king, declines no invitation he recives upon his court, know that a space is always set for him, and know that of all the great dreamers he is the only one to set a place for you.
If they ever make an SCP show I want you and theVolgun to play doctors for the foundation. I’d love to hear you guys monologue about different scps to the actors that play agents. Excellent as always my friend.
Pierre-François Casanova if it’s the one I heard about it’s only about the shy guy. A good character, but I’d prefer a show focusing on the foundation and all the SCP’s.
@@hamburglar1978 we already had issues founding the project. If it is a success bigger projects can be financed. Also shy guy is one of the most iconic figures in the SCP and visual/tangible enough to fit a wider audience. I just hope we don't get too stuck on some Foundation personnel (such as Bright, Clef, Kondraki....). While I do love some of them and 2480 is in need of Clef instead of doing a 12years war, I wouldn't like it if they were omnipresent.
Pierre-François Casanova I don’t mean just focusing on the dr’s. I’d like an all encompassing show focused on the staff, the drs, the scps and the D-class. I think the shy guy is great but I think he’d just make another horror movie focused on the monster, not the foundation. I think the movie “the cabin in the woods” would’ve been a great stepping stone for the universe.
@@hamburglar1978 true that however a good monster is how you can first capture an audience before going into psychological horror. Also the SCP universe is so wide now that doing so would take ages. However bits and pieces mixed here and there in a série episodic format could be nice especially when we see black mirror thrive that much. But to do that, we need money+competences+recognition. And those criteria are yet to be met as the community is still too small. (Not to mention the usage conditions from the wiki)
A very humbling experience for the Foundation. Treat every anomaly as if it is dangerous and if there is more lurking beneath the surface and to treat your employees well.
The sarkics are my favorite group of interest in the foundation universe, just because they are so lovecraftian in nature. Also, have you seen the yellow sign?
I've relistened to most of these episodes many times, and I've come to really appreciate some of the little deadpan jokes. "The anomaly is marked as safe, The Foundation gets to laugh at the GOC for being incompetent, and that's that. Of course, that's not that."
I know this is like a year later, but appart from the "god shaped hole" connexion with 2264, Calixto Narváez appears in both SCPs. I don't know if it means something, but it's curious. And in 2264, it's said he is a user of drugs, which makes sense with this SCP.
Imagine working for years to become a top tier MTF Agent and you dream about the amazing name you'll have like Amislov's Lawbringers or Samsara or The Silencers, only to have your group be called Village Idiots
I think it's an intentional reference to their job being to "play dumb" while conducting long-term covert surveillance, and anybody with an ego like that would be ill suited to such missions and would be assigned elsewhere.
Yeah these videos are the shit! Great, interesting explanations, he picks out really good art to fit the video topic and good background music! If I were to introduce one of my friends to the SCP universe I’d probably start them out from here or TheVolgun I personally don’t like Eastside too much. I feel like his voice is a bit too monotonous, and at least from the handful of videos I’ve seen, he doesn’t make the slightest change to his voice when reading dialogue, which confuses me sometimes.
Eastside is monotone with everything he reads. I’m sure he has a great subscription base, but I just don’t get it personally. Sounds like he’s talking through an old Ham radio
I know i say this under all your scp videos but dang i love these evil scary bed time story, the background music, the narration and pacing is really good, keep up the great work i really do appreciate it
I love the added moans and sounds towards the end in the background. Really added to the overall tone especially when watched in a dark room at 1 in the morning. Great job as always
This would make a good video game: a specialist left for dead in the manor, who gradually makes his way out, while, doom style, he picks up new weapons along the way
Why is there a misshapen ugly naked creature running at me? "Hey! You! Fellow over there! Why are you screaming? Would you like to talk about your feelings? You seem slightly distressed. Carl, come help me with this horrifying naked man. He's being quite unreasonable." (UNEARTHLY HOWL FOLLOWED BY GURGLES) Paul: "CAAAAAAaaaaarrrlll.....! Stop eating 096's face, carl!" Carl: "But I already filled up on baby hands, and I'm feeling the munchies for SCP face." Paul: "That's sick Carl." Carl: "Well somebody's a downer." Paul: "did you tell that british man to look at that mountate to lure 096, Carl?" Carl: "What british man?" Paul: "you ate him alive, didn't you?" Carl: "Whatever do you mean? Cannibalism is one of my least favorite things to do." Paul: "You did, didn't you? CAAAAaaaaarllll....." Carl: "You've got me all wrong. What do you take me for, a lying scoudrill? Let me explain. I was thinking about just throwing him in the gore-pit for a while, but then just decided to feed my bone hive." Paul: "You fed him SCP-439?" Carl: "Well I've been putting it off for a while you know." Paul: "Oh my gosh...! Caaaarl... why...." Carl: "Yes, yes, I know.. I can be such a no-good trouble maker at times. Yep. That's me.."
It seems each of the Sarkic deities has a grand plan in motion, with the unfinished ritual being Ion’s; good to see an scp centered more around the mysterious Grand Karcist
@@GreenGlo1991 They both have a similar style. The thing about Daleport is that, it is not connected to any other scp not at I know of, I could be wrong though
You should just be like the book keeper or something. Absolutely love your narration with this series honestly my favorite out of all the others out there
I love this one. To me it seems like to opposite to the chair and the boats. The GOC having the right idea, and the foundation making the problem worse by trying to contain it.
Jeremiah Catingub Joe Rogan and DMT basically go hand in hand in some circles. Joe is interviewed in a doc about DMT, and He has talked freely about it in his and others’ podcasts. Look into it.
2:44 truly this is weapon attachments at it's finest. Observe how these men from the future place their flashlight attachments in front of their acog scopes.
the best thing about cosmic horror is that anything goes when it comes to writing a cosmic horror story. Cosmic horror is a blend of the supernatural meets science fiction. In a cosmic horror story. Aliens, Demons, Ghosts, Artificial Intelligence, infinite realities, and the afterlife, can exist in that same setting and story. That's why I love cosmic horror it gives you the freedom to write whatever you want without feeling constrained.
i love these SO much...i listen all day, every day I work...lol...some ive listened to more than once...or twice! Thank you for these...even the graphics are so cool...LOVE IT!
17:44 I was listening while looking across the room and I refocused on the video in time to see that one single frame and FECKIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😖 can’t do that to a peaceful guy like me 😂
Abdul Al Hazred was made to write the Necronomicon by Yog Sothoth which then proceeded to make invisible hound like monsters appear and tear him to pieces. It is believed that he asked for that knowledge and it came with a cost. Since in Lovecraft stories mostly shady people call uppon him to bless them with things.
Extremist elements of the Church of The Broken God noted in the comment section of xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx. Requesting deployment of MTF O-17: Da Red 'And Kommandos. Response: Kopy, we's on da way ta smash sum humie mek boyz!
@@clevermcgenericname891 Knowing Orks, they'd LOVE to fight SCPs. I imagine the power of Waaaaaagh! would keep them safe from MOST dimensional anomalies.
I'd like to suggest that in the future, when a video covers more than one topic, you share a link or something so that we can go check out the other topic. There's so many entries in the SCP Foundation that I think it's a little impossible to remember them all.
An MTF trained in unconventional warfare, heavy artillery, DMT, and counter-occult stratagems. Anyone else want to see this fucking roller coaster of a movie?
I like to imagine that he's a highly powerful Reality Bender that's evaded capture from the SCP foundation, telling stories to his children/whoever will listen.
I’m of the theory that a scientist at the SCP Foundation, say perhaps... Dr. Bright, has realized he’s a powerful author and is feeding him inside information as an effort to keep their world safer from the rest of us.
"asked her if she was a fed. she lied and said yes"
cracks me up every time
Ima just assume that was a smart move on her part lmao
Yah made me laugh too
I always imagined her tone as "🤨 uh, yeah, sure. I guess."
"A wha-- oh... Oh! Uhhhh... Yes. Yes I am a fed.... Why?"
"how do you do fellow government agents?"
This SCP reminds me of a tweet that went something like this
“Begone you foul demon Cotton Eye Joe
Thy grip on this realm faded long ago
From whence thou didst come, hence thou shalt go
Thus I seal you away Cotton Eye Joe”
a working with the demon Re Dne X
Reminds me of “When He Died” by Lemon Demon kinda.
Just the fact that this cultist lives in a big mansion
@@slevinchannel7589 (cough) hi WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK DOES THIS COMMENT CHAIN HAVE TO DEAL WITH PRIVACY OR VPN pls answer me as i am sorely confused by your out of context comment thank you
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So mote it be
I highly enjoy the task force code names.
I'm waiting for MTF ZETA-40 flex tape testudo to be a thing
the Village Idiots
My favorite is Asimov's Lawbringers
9 tailed fox
Samasara
Stoned super soldiers figthing extradimensional monsters. Just another day in the SPC Fundation.
time to punch some sharks
🦈🤛
You spelled the period wrong
Sounds like Metal gear survive.
You're not stoned when on DMT
For the first time I have seen SCP agents and doctors dismiss things as "just in your mind"
You have been working all your life with the paranormal and reality braking entities, but no those things was definitely just the wind
Let's just say there are very few reality bending anomalies. And usually isn't suspected due to the fact that the anomaly itself might create changes in you in order to prevent you from reporting it see 239 for more details Which begs the question WHERE THE FUCK IS CLEF?
To investigate anomalies you need to be highly skeptical, otherwise you’re going to be hitting tons of false positives by way of confirmation bias
Also of note, if you’re referring to the things he saw under DMT, assuming you’re hallucinating is really good practice under an infamously powerful hallucinogen
Imagine you see a trash can knocked over in the street. Is it more likely that a human knocked it over, a car, a dog, or a grizzly bear? Probably one of the first two right? But you know that grizzly bears *have* knocked over trash cans in the past.
You make probability judgements all the time. While you know chairs do collapse under people, you probably don't properly inspect every chair before sitting down.
We almost never jump to the most extreme possibility, because being possible does not mean it is likely or even plausible. The truth is that in the SCP universe, probably ten thousand times it actually just is the wind. Yeah, that one time will get you, but you'll still assume it is the wind.
Also, and I'm not sure about this point, but characters in SCP don't share our knowledge. Most of them will have limited information about reality benders due to clearance levels, or won't have read them yet. We jump to the assumption of badthing when reading SCP because we have an overview from behind the fourth wall. That doesn't mean it is normal or natural in that universe to have the same assumption unless you're O5 or ethics committee or something.
@@wulfherecyning1282 I can only imagine how tedious having to investigate suspected anomalies must be. 99% of the time it must be bullshit. Imagine having to drive hours to some town in the middle of nowhere because someone thinks a house is haunted.
"Even the trees looked sad..."
Bob Ross: " *COME AGAIN?* "
I can’t come twice, because my refractory period is too long
Bob Ross is the head of the Abyss Gazers, as a Reality Bender utilising paint as a medium for his nigh absolute power, he is so determined to make those damn trees happy that he faked his own death to undertake the mission.
Thats the greatest comment ever!
@14:48 “I need more DMT for research!” Was this SCP doctor by any chance named Joe Rogan.
or Jack Bright
"it seems for the purposes of research I will require elk meat and dmt"
Joe "I need more DMT for research!" Rogan
@@marcopohl4875 Imagine if Dr. Bright went on Joe Rogan or he invited Joe to a Safe level SCP Site
@@scottbruckner4653 "and what's that?"
"that's SCP-420J, wanna try it?"
"depends on what it does"
"trust me, it's the good [Redacted]"
17:43 Nice touch. The Yellow King is pleased.
Manti Core I love his ties to SCP lore
that one f'in frame
Manti Core it’s literally a single frame I tried so hard to pause on it but I couldn’t
@@ninjaslash52_98 you can pause a video and then use the , and . keys to switch between single frames backwards or forwards
Have you seen the sign?
14:18
"The Shaman gave the doctor a plant-based concoction that contained the chemical N-N-dimethyltriptomine, DMT.
*Joe Rogan wants to: Know your location*
A buddy of mine-
Who?
@@florp1230 alt right steroid meathead big mouth no brain edgy dad figure
Meh Meh he’s not alt-right lol, he even said he was voting for Bernie and if you listen to his podcasts you’d know he’s not alt-right
@@krybling just because Rogan talks to people you're told to hate, doesn't make him alt-right you Dunce.
The part with the drunkard is ABSOLUTELY a reference to Shadow Over Innsmouth.
Curse ye! Don't just sit there staring at me with them EYES!
I TELL YOU OBED MARSH IS IN HELL!!
The whole damn article is plagiarized from Lovecraft. Lol
Don’t you see??? I took the 2nd Oath (or was it 5th?)!!
The whole thing is ripped straight from Shadow over Innsmouth, they just added in DMT
Thats not what DMT does btw, not even close
@@connorthornberg Next you're gonna tell me that doors dont just randomly open to fields made of flesh
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
I love this
The Lysosome is the waste manager of the cell.
@@NoMeGusta2526 Hit me with another one, please.
No, no, no! You're thinking of _midichlorians_ , silly! ;)
@@hekjek9865 He is speaking the language of the gods.
There's an SCP manga and the chapter about this SCP was pretty cool
is it the stick figure manga?
@@jongyon7192p nope, there's another one called SCP Comic Anthology. This one had actual art
Um excuse me how did you post this one day ago when it's just posted minutes ago.
How tell me?
@@magicalmagicmagician5223 4th degree *Patreonic* warp fuckery
His name is Fragment of the Man, and he is the fastest fragment alive
When you read “The fisherman claims the town has a God Shaped Hole in it” I choked on my drink, The Hanged King is one of those SCPs that’s always stood out for me, so hearing it referenced as being a very monumental diety here genuinely shocked me.
pretty sure a god shaped hole is biblical, no?
@@blackmage665it's SCP you capital city goofball
Hole
@@zapan9643prick for no reason and yeah the phrase originates form Christian theology you colossal troglodyte
So, no one is gonna mention the King in Yellow? Y'all saw the sign.
Yep, we know he Is coming for us lol it was a nice tie in.
Well they did mention the "god-shaped hole" from the Hanged King, which is based off of the King in Yellow. So in a 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon kinda way.
We did not see any sign... *takes another forget-me-pill*
I love how he just exposes all of us to Hastur
And these creatures have something to do with the neighboring city to Alagadda in SCP-2264. Same Doctor investigated both of them. Kinda neat.
*"Desire is the measure of all things. Be unbound from moral tethers. Do as you will, to whom you will."* -- Sarkic Proverb
No No “shut the fuck up” -youtube comment section
@@justyougo6274 he is allowed his opinions.
That sounds very similar to Aleister Crowley’s mantra “ Do what thou wilt”.
@@billdavis7577 you only got one live, might as well have fun in it lol. The saying has no limits....which can be a problem.
Bill Davis it seems like it has to do with the common misreading of Crowley's statement. Many take it to mean "do whatever you want" when the true meaning of the statement is that man's only goal is serving his divine Will
The Foundation actually had an easier way to take down SCP-2480:
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“Have you seen the yellow sign?”
Yes, yes I have because every youtuber that goes over this topic seems intent on making me susceptible to the influence of a demented entrapped great old one. Thanks RUclips.
It's not like you don't even know if a fog around you is going to make you convert to Yaldabaoth. While making you have 12 babies with the nearest lady in order to sacrifice them to transdimentional beings. Let's not regard how fucked we could be and just hope we ain't
Yet you shall know that you labour in life, for the reward of the kings court in what comes after. a city. not bound by euclid, nor dreamed by dahli, but indulgently beyind you, beyond all but us who have taken an oath to our masked lord, god of the common man, of toill in life and pleasure in death. So come, feast at the tables of our great halls, eat of fine foods and drinks, and know that the king, declines no invitation he recives upon his court, know that a space is always set for him, and know that of all the great dreamers he is the only one to set a place for you.
Your love for SCPs is infectious. Keep up the great work.
We must contain it.
@@d3vitron779 At any means.
And then poke it with a stick
If they ever make an SCP show I want you and theVolgun to play doctors for the foundation. I’d love to hear you guys monologue about different scps to the actors that play agents. Excellent as always my friend.
A movie as been founded I believe...
Pierre-François Casanova if it’s the one I heard about it’s only about the shy guy. A good character, but I’d prefer a show focusing on the foundation and all the SCP’s.
@@hamburglar1978 we already had issues founding the project. If it is a success bigger projects can be financed.
Also shy guy is one of the most iconic figures in the SCP and visual/tangible enough to fit a wider audience. I just hope we don't get too stuck on some Foundation personnel (such as Bright, Clef, Kondraki....). While I do love some of them and 2480 is in need of Clef instead of doing a 12years war, I wouldn't like it if they were omnipresent.
Pierre-François Casanova I don’t mean just focusing on the dr’s. I’d like an all encompassing show focused on the staff, the drs, the scps and the D-class. I think the shy guy is great but I think he’d just make another horror movie focused on the monster, not the foundation. I think the movie “the cabin in the woods” would’ve been a great stepping stone for the universe.
@@hamburglar1978 true that however a good monster is how you can first capture an audience before going into psychological horror. Also the SCP universe is so wide now that doing so would take ages. However bits and pieces mixed here and there in a série episodic format could be nice especially when we see black mirror thrive that much. But to do that, we need money+competences+recognition. And those criteria are yet to be met as the community is still too small. (Not to mention the usage conditions from the wiki)
This is like silent hill and H.P. Lovecraft had a damn baby 😯😯
And its ugly as all living hell
Finally someone put it to words.
@@anarchyandempires5452 lol. It's all I could think of lol
Maybe a bit of Resident Evil in the mix, with the big mansion and all.
@cromwell2007 lmmfao
DMT + Artillery battalion
Bruh
*laughs in Nazi artillery crew hopped up on Meth*
@@JM64 dont forget about the panzer crews as well
And the bomber crews high on amphetamine
00:00 *Intro*
01:02 *Description*
04:31 └ Addendum
06:57 *MTF Epsilon-6 Surveillance Operations*
12:00 *Experimental Research* - Statement of Dr. Calixto Narváez
15:01 ├ DMT Testing I
18:07 └ DMT Testing II
21:34 *SITRA ACHRA* - Orientation / An Introductory Statement by O5-4
22:54 ├ Addendum 2480-1: Project Sitra Achra Dossier - Introductory Documentation
24:11 ├ Addendum 2480-2: SCP-2480-1 Interrogation
25:27 └ Addendum 2480-3
25:43 *Outro*
27:09 Sponsor
28:38 Quote
29:25 Patreon supporters
Making the moring of going back to school tolerable
Listening to it in psychology class right now
I also love listening to the exploring series before school or a test.
Ginja Ninja Grow up.
Leaving Cert's in a few weeks lad, better cram that studying
@@Skinhead_Stan Jounior Cert. I'm not at leaving yet
Me: Talks about SCP
My Friends: "The numbers Mason, what do they mean?!"
this sums up scp fans trying to communicate
And thats why we chat in the comments instead so we don't have to explain the scarlet king etc
“Keep hearing the numbers.” also mason “mmmm Reznov.”
The most anomalous part about this SCP is the fact that biannual reports were sent every year
Hmmmmmm
3AM. YOU ARE A MADMAN, YOU WILL BE STOPPED *THROWS ALARM CLOCK*
(THIS MAN YOATED A CLOCK SUTCH WASTE OF CLOCK FOR YEETING HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED)
ANGERY TIKKERING
is this a reference i am blind to
3 AM IS THE BEST TIME, DONT YOU DARE
"And he imploded" I died laughing. I swear some of these SCPs are amazingly fun to listen to, especially with your almost deadpan tone.
A very humbling experience for the Foundation. Treat every anomaly as if it is dangerous and if there is more lurking beneath the surface and to treat your employees well.
its midnight why are you doing this to me i just watch
Your profile pic is perfect for that comment.
Ask your Mom.
You are up, so why you bitching? And if you say "The notification bell woke me," then shut off your phone. Dumb ass kids.
I mean can you really say that you’d rather be watching this at midnight. Personally, I wait until morning to ever watch scp videos.
@@Alexanderortiz99 over reaction
The sarkics are my favorite group of interest in the foundation universe, just because they are so lovecraftian in nature. Also, have you seen the yellow sign?
oh my god no, cant the broken god be repaired already and cleanse those people from the face of earth.
@@Mrcreeperdead the broken god is just as bad tho, I’d rather not have the entire world be devoured by a giant clockwork machine.
@@destroyerofturtles5024 Rather have a machine body and keep my mind rather then being a mindless biological something. reality check bro
@@Mrcreeperdead but it wouldn’t be your mind anymore, it would be mekhanes, and you won’t have any emotion anymore.
@@destroyerofturtles5024 who decided that
I've relistened to most of these episodes many times, and I've come to really appreciate some of the little deadpan jokes.
"The anomaly is marked as safe, The Foundation gets to laugh at the GOC for being incompetent, and that's that.
Of course, that's not that."
I know this is like a year later, but appart from the "god shaped hole" connexion with 2264, Calixto Narváez appears in both SCPs. I don't know if it means something, but it's curious. And in 2264, it's said he is a user of drugs, which makes sense with this SCP.
Guys I just figured out how to end Sarkicism once and for all
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Imagine working for years to become a top tier MTF Agent and you dream about the amazing name you'll have like Amislov's Lawbringers or Samsara or The Silencers, only to have your group be called Village Idiots
I think it's an intentional reference to their job being to "play dumb" while conducting long-term covert surveillance, and anybody with an ego like that would be ill suited to such missions and would be assigned elsewhere.
Yesss, I've been waiting for this one. I loved Eastside scps reading of this but you always have such a great breakdown
Yeah these videos are the shit! Great, interesting explanations, he picks out really good art to fit the video topic and good background music! If I were to introduce one of my friends to the SCP universe I’d probably start them out from here or TheVolgun
I personally don’t like Eastside too much. I feel like his voice is a bit too monotonous, and at least from the handful of videos I’ve seen, he doesn’t make the slightest change to his voice when reading dialogue, which confuses me sometimes.
@@sebastianduran2022 I'm with u on both points bro. I stick to the volgun and scp illustrated for readings lol
Eastside is monotone with everything he reads. I’m sure he has a great subscription base, but I just don’t get it personally. Sounds like he’s talking through an old Ham radio
oh my god do SCP--1936 it is PURE LOVECRAFT ITS GREAT
The Volgan did one on this, it's really good
He did by now. It's in my opinion one of his best videos ^^
Minus the English racism I hope
There’s a video called SCP: Overlord and it’s around half and I think it is related to this and it was just released yesterday
"Trained in the use of heavy artillery and DMT", lol same man.
I know i say this under all your scp videos but dang i love these evil scary bed time story, the background music, the narration and pacing is really good, keep up the great work i really do appreciate it
I can't wait for another Warhammer 40k video pleaaase
One just on the C'tan could be cool. I turned the Nightbringer into my warlock patron in D&D. Seemed fitting.
10:31 "God-shaped hole" is originally from the writings of C.S. Lewis.
I love the added moans and sounds towards the end in the background. Really added to the overall tone especially when watched in a dark room at 1 in the morning. Great job as always
This would make a good video game: a specialist left for dead in the manor, who gradually makes his way out, while, doom style, he picks up new weapons along the way
This video is just one big *BRUH* moment
Why is there a misshapen ugly naked creature running at me? "Hey! You! Fellow over there! Why are you screaming? Would you like to talk about your feelings? You seem slightly distressed. Carl, come help me with this horrifying naked man. He's being quite unreasonable."
(UNEARTHLY HOWL FOLLOWED BY GURGLES)
Paul: "CAAAAAAaaaaarrrlll.....! Stop eating 096's face, carl!"
Carl: "But I already filled up on baby hands, and I'm feeling the munchies for SCP face."
Paul: "That's sick Carl."
Carl: "Well somebody's a downer."
Paul: "did you tell that british man to look at that mountate to lure 096, Carl?"
Carl: "What british man?"
Paul: "you ate him alive, didn't you?"
Carl: "Whatever do you mean? Cannibalism is one of my least favorite things to do."
Paul: "You did, didn't you? CAAAAaaaaarllll....."
Carl: "You've got me all wrong. What do you take me for, a lying scoudrill? Let me explain. I was thinking about just throwing him in the gore-pit for a while, but then just decided to feed my bone hive."
Paul: "You fed him SCP-439?"
Carl: "Well I've been putting it off for a while you know."
Paul: "Oh my gosh...! Caaaarl... why...."
Carl: "Yes, yes, I know.. I can be such a no-good trouble maker at times. Yep. That's me.."
@@devlinmcguire7543 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You always read these so well and gives the creepy vibe with the perfect background music
As you get deeper into the SCP universe it gets weirder and weirder. Anyone remember 173? He wasn’t too weird
It seems each of the Sarkic deities has a grand plan in motion, with the unfinished ritual being Ion’s; good to see an scp centered more around the mysterious Grand Karcist
Sarkics seem to have a lot of plans and stories. I wonder how the mechinites think about it all, being there rivals.
GOC: * operatives found mangled and “reconfigured” in horrific ways, all dead from extremely painful means *
SCP Foundation: “Lol way to go dumdums.”
Me: I'm going to not be up most of the night.
You: I'm going to ruin this mans entire day
4:46 My eyes got wider and wider with each thing these guys did at their parties
"The Lovecraftian influences don't end there"
Do they ever?
Do a video on Daleport. It is one of my favorite SCPs
@@GreenGlo1991 They both have a similar style. The thing about Daleport is that, it is not connected to any other scp not at I know of, I could be wrong though
I agree. Daleport is a good one.
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"Sent in to kill Grand Karcist Ion"
Ya, good luck with that......
I love how he described how done the foundation when they arrived with all Goc Operatives dead like.
"Twelves dead cunts here"
i just want to say that i really appreciate that you take the time to properly subtitle all your videos!
Yellow signed again. Dammit Exploring.
Feels good to see them needing years and using only a battalion instead of going enemy at the gates after the 2 agents disappear
You should do the brothers death next
When a local tells you "This town has a God shaped hole in it" I think it's time to move to another town, post-haste.
*specialized in heavy artillery, DMT*
The sound effects really give me the chills. Every time I hear something I think it is happening behind me.
Any time you mention “Lovecraftian influences” I think of the teletubby video
You should just be like the book keeper or something. Absolutely love your narration with this series honestly my favorite out of all the others out there
17:43 Did you see the Yellow sign 😱
Took me 3 tries to actually stop on it.
What was it?
Yes it's the yellow king antimony
I love this one. To me it seems like to opposite to the chair and the boats. The GOC having the right idea, and the foundation making the problem worse by trying to contain it.
Sometimes I think he releases these vids so late to scare us more at 3am while we’re staying awake waiting for this
Three thirty in the morning and I'm watching SCP vids. Hope everyone reading this has a great day! Love the content btw!
This should be re-named: SCP-2480 "Joe Rogan"
Turnin' the fricken [REDACTED] gay!
What's sad is that some people wont understand this, and thus won't feel the pure unadulterated *laugh* from this comment.
@@iepineapple Can I get in on it? :(
This one reminds me of Pathologic
Jeremiah Catingub Joe Rogan and DMT basically go hand in hand in some circles. Joe is interviewed in a doc about DMT, and He has talked freely about it in his and others’ podcasts. Look into it.
5:30
“Determined to be a representation of the Demiurge which we know in the SCP universe as Jaldabaoth”
*Overlord II flashbacks intensifies*
Before someone points out that Demiurge and Jaldabaoth aren’t exclusive to Overlord, yes I am aware but I’m just pointing it out cuz I can😂😂😂
I love how Incompetent everyone involved is
I never thought someone could mix cosmic horror and body horror so effectively, but Sarkicism manages it.
Man, COD Zombies is getting real crazy now
Let the past die and play the new hell cod 4
That’s actually a pretty good joke, I had a chuckle.
Why do I find this reading so relaxing?
2:44 truly this is weapon attachments at it's finest. Observe how these men from the future place their flashlight attachments in front of their acog scopes.
Ive had friends ask why The Imperium needs Bolters: they're such ridiculously OP weapons. And I say 'This. This is why we need bolters.'
Tf how comments a whole day ago when the video just dropped
Edit: also love to listen to these late at night!
Probs repost?
Patrons get access a few days early.
the best thing about cosmic horror is that anything goes when it comes to writing a cosmic horror story. Cosmic horror is a blend of the supernatural meets science fiction. In a cosmic horror story. Aliens, Demons, Ghosts, Artificial Intelligence, infinite realities, and the afterlife, can exist in that same setting and story. That's why I love cosmic horror it gives you the freedom to write whatever you want without feeling constrained.
I see exploring series, i click.
i love these SO much...i listen all day, every day I work...lol...some ive listened to more than once...or twice! Thank you for these...even the graphics are so cool...LOVE IT!
Watching this late at night after a session of playing bloodborne and its 3 am
Very nice background music/sounds, really atmosopheric.
Until the agent implodes, it kinda sounds like the entire town is just on meth. Love when horror escalates slowly like that
17:44 I was listening while looking across the room and I refocused on the video in time to see that one single frame and FECKIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😖 can’t do that to a peaceful guy like me 😂
Have you seen the Yellow Sign?
Have you seen the yellow sign?
No
Metal Ram Have you seen the Yellow Sign?
Well f*ck, I have now
"This is your world, these are your people..." (From the quote at the end.) Glad to see someone else listens to VNV Nation.
Its 12:14am were i live and this was uploaded 18 minutes ago and i see comments from a day ago.
For me it's even worse, i see comments frkm 2 days ago, yet it's uploaded today
Maybe patrons get it early?!
Patreons get to see videos early
Soviet Spaghetti you don’t say?!
"Hey, are you going to talk about drugged supersoldiers fighting extradimensional beings? We'd like to sponsor you!" xD
The enlarged pineal gland is a reference to the fact that DMT is found naturally in our pineal gland.
Abdul Al Hazred was made to write the Necronomicon by Yog Sothoth which then proceeded to make invisible hound like monsters appear and tear him to pieces.
It is believed that he asked for that knowledge and it came with a cost.
Since in Lovecraft stories mostly shady people call uppon him to bless them with things.
I wonder if Sarkic runes could have been inspired by the Marker symbols from Dead Space?
First time actually watching ghe video. I admit, that subliminal flash freaked me out for a moment there. Good job!
FLESH IS WEAK BUT, THE MACHINE IS STRONG! JOIN ME FOLLOWERS OF THE OMNISIAH, LET US CLEANSE THIS HERESY!!!
PRAISED BE THE MACHINE SPIRIT. LET US CLEANSE THIS HERESY.
Extremist elements of the Church of The Broken God noted in the comment section of xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx. Requesting deployment of MTF O-17: Da Red 'And Kommandos.
Response: Kopy, we's on da way ta smash sum humie mek boyz!
Commence exterminautus
Praise be the Omnissiah! By the Will of the Machine God: Burn it all
(Titan Maniples march in the distance with warhorns blaring)
:P
@@clevermcgenericname891 Knowing Orks, they'd LOVE to fight SCPs. I imagine the power of Waaaaaagh! would keep them safe from MOST dimensional anomalies.
20:48 "Our every step unsettled the ancient ground. But we were in a realm of death and madness."
I'd like to suggest that in the future, when a video covers more than one topic, you share a link or something so that we can go check out the other topic. There's so many entries in the SCP Foundation that I think it's a little impossible to remember them all.
An MTF trained in unconventional warfare, heavy artillery, DMT, and counter-occult stratagems. Anyone else want to see this fucking roller coaster of a movie?
Well this scp will make into a great video game.
The squeaking singing in the background music near the end seriously freaked me out first time I heard it.
Joe Rogan to Doctor- “That’s crazy man. You ever done DMT?”
I recognize my favorite album in the background; Miles to Midnight. Good to know there are other Cryo Chamber fans out there.
How is your timing always perfect? Are you an SCP?
Nhoj Ali lol
I like to imagine that he's a highly powerful Reality Bender that's evaded capture from the SCP foundation, telling stories to his children/whoever will listen.
I’m of the theory that a scientist at the SCP Foundation, say perhaps... Dr. Bright, has realized he’s a powerful author and is feeding him inside information as an effort to keep their world safer from the rest of us.
@@GreenAndGoth This is now canon
Jarring to go from MTF bones being crushed to a Disney+ ad ngl