Which White Actors Would Portray Bodega Boys? | 5 Questions w/ DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • What new emojis do you want to see in the new update? Which white actor would play you in a movie? DESUS & MERO answer the audience's burning questions.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

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  • @NathanCotter
    @NathanCotter 4 года назад +173

    “You mean Saturday?”
    I felt that.

  • @IndomitableAde
    @IndomitableAde 4 года назад +111

    Seth Meyers should play Desus. His rainbow on the Viceland show was "I am the white Desus."

  • @juandelossantos6376
    @juandelossantos6376 4 года назад +445

    Scarlett Johansson playing both

    • @jumpyourbone
      @jumpyourbone 4 года назад +13

      lmao 😭

    • @aguedatamarez286
      @aguedatamarez286 4 года назад +1

      juan de los santos de cariño me pusiste periodista no sabía que yo Estando todo en la red y pasa el periodista pero ves cómo se aprende aprendí bastante y a defenderme también Claro que sí porque cuando se quiere todo se puede y gracias por la lección que me diste para que me la aprendí bastante sí

    • @DaJuno
      @DaJuno 4 года назад +2

      Yoooooo

    • @user-on2ys9jr6t
      @user-on2ys9jr6t 4 года назад +4

      Scarlatt black aunty haircut Jo (Kanye voice) HAN, son

  • @skodenstoodis4262
    @skodenstoodis4262 4 года назад +114

    Desus shoulda threw his beer at that dude when he called him Michael cera

    • @illlli7469
      @illlli7469 4 года назад +18

      Skoden Stoodis desus probably had to google him to find out who he was first.

  • @AyeshaGo
    @AyeshaGo 4 года назад +251

    Seth Rogan def has to be Mero. The weed and the laugh how can you not

    • @matoscu
      @matoscu 4 года назад +3

      💯

    • @kionnakelly2918
      @kionnakelly2918 4 года назад +2

      💯

    • @theopayme3907
      @theopayme3907 4 года назад +2

      Ayesha Go. Saaaame thoughts

    • @dlm9293
      @dlm9293 4 года назад +2

      💯

    • @blopster
      @blopster 2 года назад +1

      It was so obvious I’m surprised he didn’t come up with it!

  • @Jen-ok6os
    @Jen-ok6os 4 года назад +54

    'You casket ready with that shit on' had me rolling 😂

  • @TreyDoe
    @TreyDoe 4 года назад +92

    Damn he called u Michael Cera Desus.. thems fightin words

    • @KristenDETW
      @KristenDETW 2 года назад

      He was good in Scott Pilgrim and This Is The End lol

  • @AyEoKaY247
    @AyEoKaY247 4 года назад +428

    Seth Rogan is White Mero

    • @tjpm
      @tjpm 4 года назад +2

      AyEoKaY247 Yes!!!!

    • @JKnight1316
      @JKnight1316 4 года назад +6

      I'm glad we've all come to the same conclusion lol

    • @ErikaMcQueen89
      @ErikaMcQueen89 4 года назад +7

      They have the same infectious laugh 😂!

    • @jayyyte
      @jayyyte 4 года назад +1

      Oh shiiit ! The way they laugh too ! lmao

    • @HotelCalifornia360
      @HotelCalifornia360 4 года назад +2

      I was SCREAMING AT MY PHONE. Seth Rogan🥰 duh!!

  • @theplourde
    @theplourde 4 года назад +24

    Them clowning Chance with the “i LOVE MY WIIIFE...ah!” Gets me 🤣💀

  • @robertoalvarez88
    @robertoalvarez88 4 года назад +31

    Best friends goals at 6:39

  • @Run_GMD
    @Run_GMD 4 года назад +181

    C'mon y'all playin'
    Desus = Ben Stiller
    Mero = Seth Rogen
    then for laughs
    Big Time Tommie = Kenan Thompson

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 4 года назад +3

      G M
      Silver Screen edition:
      Desus = Jimmy Stewart
      Mero = Joel McCrea

    • @illlli7469
      @illlli7469 4 года назад

      🔥yes

    • @b.b.1989
      @b.b.1989 4 года назад +10

      G M Tiffany Issa Rae as Julia
      Jason momoa as victor The fact God

    • @cvacevedo3358
      @cvacevedo3358 4 года назад

      Mr. Mosby’s niece = Julia

  • @evangeline6
    @evangeline6 4 года назад +14

    I love Desus's laid back positivity & loyalty to Mero

  • @jojothamofoburner8342
    @jojothamofoburner8342 4 года назад +117

    They need to be bigger than Fallon and all them.

  • @crazykid9077
    @crazykid9077 4 года назад +20

    Desus said some real shit 💯
    ‘’from milk crates to milk studios”

  • @bricesato38
    @bricesato38 4 года назад +20

    Mero dressed like Steve from blues clues

    • @tappingtheglass
      @tappingtheglass 4 года назад

      Brice Sato i was hoping to see this comment

  • @pyaghoubi4013
    @pyaghoubi4013 4 года назад +32

    5:02 is that the laugh from the Gorillaz song Feel Good Inc? doing voice over work back in the day?

  • @spooky_electric
    @spooky_electric 4 года назад +42

    Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd.

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 4 года назад +1

      I still confuse them for each other.

  • @stevejobs8751
    @stevejobs8751 4 года назад +57

    Will Ferrell and John C Reilly

  • @robertharris2139
    @robertharris2139 3 года назад +3

    “I just wanna finish the PUN by adding a CH at the end” 😂😂😂

  • @blackfox51
    @blackfox51 4 года назад +37

    Seth Rogen would be a good Mero, if only to hear his laugh while rolling on the floor. And I would say Joseph Gordon Levitt for Desus. They were good in 50/50 together.

  • @kevindube7096
    @kevindube7096 4 года назад +7

    😂 Mero talking about dude wearing “too much make-up even for TV” like he hasn’t seen his own face since they went to Showtime

  • @KnightMcflee
    @KnightMcflee 4 года назад +6

    Dark DESUS came out at the end lol

  • @epramos6800
    @epramos6800 4 года назад +20

    Desis Nice said if they went broke, he and Mero would still be together. Homies for life to. Keep in it 💯

    • @Okieant
      @Okieant 4 года назад +4

      They would definitely just go back to the podcast and saying wild shit on Twitter. That's why the show is greatness cuz its really just them being them

    • @epramos6800
      @epramos6800 4 года назад +2

      @@Okieant Exactly, or get a HULU/Amazon Prime/Netflix show...

  • @SanskarWagley
    @SanskarWagley 4 года назад +52

    Seth Meyers is the white Desus

  • @MsGG623
    @MsGG623 4 года назад +7

    You know you’re rich when you say rich rich rich and not just rich rich.

  • @splurrrt
    @splurrrt 4 года назад +24

    Robert Downey Jr. & Vincent D'onofrio

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 4 года назад

      Marlo Scott if Vince was that freaky, I’d love to see it.

    • @nathanielbaxter533
      @nathanielbaxter533 4 года назад

      @@SCSilk Detective Goren be wildin.

  • @KMO325
    @KMO325 4 года назад +6

    I'm here for a Desus vs Chris Matthews celebrity bout.

  • @tyrellthompson1228
    @tyrellthompson1228 3 года назад +1

    “I just wonna finish the pun by adding a ch at the end”
    That sadly took me a while to get

  • @kaytychus7477
    @kaytychus7477 4 года назад +11

    I think Jay Baruchel for white Desus and Seth Rogan for white Mero.

    • @anitarazern
      @anitarazern 4 года назад

      Kay Tychus this is it lol

  • @erizabeta
    @erizabeta 4 года назад +4

    Jesse Watters was *absolutely* the correct answer there. Was yelling it at the screen. Boy is asking for it.

  • @araknair9605
    @araknair9605 4 года назад +5

    If we're being deadass, it would have to be Danny McBride: Desus and Seth Rogen: Mero

  • @MsJai_1
    @MsJai_1 4 года назад +3

    I need to see these two live! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mindcntrl
    @mindcntrl 4 года назад +1

    This is so funny!

  • @Daniellehiu
    @Daniellehiu 4 года назад +1

    Goya commercials. I'm dead. LOL!

  • @lunaticchick2228
    @lunaticchick2228 4 года назад +2

    These are really my guys. I love them yo

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 4 года назад +2

    Casket-ready is the phrase we never knew needed until this clip!

    • @ChastinLenai
      @ChastinLenai 4 года назад +2

      Mary Rose Kent it’s been a phrase for a while lol

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 4 года назад

      Chastin Kornegay
      Damn...I’m lagging!

  • @2TrainWakefield
    @2TrainWakefield 4 года назад +2

    2:22 knew it lol

  • @mysticalquilava
    @mysticalquilava 4 года назад

    Yooo Mero with bringing up that chance album 😂😂

  • @garthbrooks6999
    @garthbrooks6999 4 года назад +5

    Desus and Mero should be side characters in a movie from the Safdie brothers

    • @knivves0ut
      @knivves0ut 4 года назад +2

      86 Weasels In a Trenchcoat they like casting non actors and they would probably relate to them as New Yorkers. I can see this

  • @Bamboocomedy
    @Bamboocomedy 4 года назад +1

    The brand is definitely to strong to perish. The podcast will never die

  • @untitled42069
    @untitled42069 4 года назад +1

    We need more questions about what tracks they're bumpin on their headphones/speakers, people.

  • @TeamWickedOpinion
    @TeamWickedOpinion Год назад

    02:24 LMAO!

  • @r.h.f.6073
    @r.h.f.6073 4 года назад +8

    Vince Vaughn would be a fantastic Mero

  • @fortunamajor7239
    @fortunamajor7239 4 года назад

    Yo Mero's outfit giving me Steve from Blues Clues teas lmaooo

  • @AxeMan808
    @AxeMan808 4 года назад +1

    Haley Joel Osment was in The Boys. Mero was 100% on that pick.

  • @joshuacastillo798
    @joshuacastillo798 2 года назад

    What song is Desus talking about where Kanye sampled Welcome to Jamrock

  • @Charles_N
    @Charles_N 4 года назад +2

    Yeeerrrrrr!!!! From the 916!
    Brand is brolic!

  • @brandonbritton7266
    @brandonbritton7266 4 года назад

    Best show on the line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @laciefleming2270
    @laciefleming2270 4 года назад

    Casket ready.... I mean I wear a ton of makeup...but shit. That got me. And I wanna use it.

  • @litasfuckdoe7949
    @litasfuckdoe7949 4 года назад

    Ayyyyoooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cutiepeel
    @cutiepeel 4 года назад +1

    why is mero lookin like alternate universe Bronx steve from blue's clues

  • @r.h.f.6073
    @r.h.f.6073 4 года назад +6

    Imagine Owen Wilson as Desus

  • @tanyakborden331
    @tanyakborden331 4 года назад

    I so wanna best friendy like y'all👍🏽😂🤣😂🤣👋🏽👼🏾😇🤝

  • @paulhouck9827
    @paulhouck9827 4 года назад

    Matt and Ben 😂

  • @PrincessKalani
    @PrincessKalani 4 года назад +1

    Chris Evans as Desus. Joe Rogan as Mero.

  • @tylito4764
    @tylito4764 4 года назад

    His hoodie got a blue's clues vibe

  • @jayr2138
    @jayr2138 4 года назад +2

    Jeremy Renner as mero

  • @scubadooba7886
    @scubadooba7886 Месяц назад

    Damn, them talking bout "If we get canceled at least we had a show bro" has me sad as fuck.

  • @TonyAurum
    @TonyAurum 4 года назад +13

    James Franco for Desus and John C Reilly for Mero

    • @TreyDoe
      @TreyDoe 4 года назад

      Tony Aurum exactly

    • @chuckles613
      @chuckles613 4 года назад

      Don't do Desus like that

    • @Okieant
      @Okieant 4 года назад

      Seth Rogen is right there. Backwoods Express would be the name of it.

    • @malmal3003
      @malmal3003 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @kristen1398
    @kristen1398 4 года назад +1

    *has to google 5 out of the 7 white men named*

  • @kaleidoscopechameleon3067
    @kaleidoscopechameleon3067 4 года назад

    anyone else notice at 7:03 that Desus licks his lips and his Tongue is discolored with patches of purple.

  • @beatsbykana
    @beatsbykana 4 года назад

    someone help me think of who desus should be played by

  • @tjpm
    @tjpm 4 года назад +1

    Houses are really expensive in the Dr. is easier to buy an apartment. A house as big as the ones in Jersey - yes I get why they would think he is rich. Those houses are big, I think. So people with a big yard here in the city etc you got to have some money. But in DR we all think people in us can just send dollars. Lol

  • @bsm102993
    @bsm102993 4 года назад

    Bradley Cooper and Steve Buscemi are....the Bodega Boys...gang gang this summer

  • @doyorsamurai6864
    @doyorsamurai6864 4 года назад +1

    MERO played by Danny devito

  • @jaybennett3549
    @jaybennett3549 4 года назад

    I might rob the hive after the show🍻🏌🏼‍♀️

  • @julioornano8427
    @julioornano8427 4 года назад

    Rogan and hill!

  • @mikep.9567
    @mikep.9567 4 года назад

    Luke Wilson and Vince Vaughn

  • @ziaratiara4288
    @ziaratiara4288 4 года назад +1

    I remember when Mero was chubby 😂😂

  • @AugyE
    @AugyE 4 года назад

    i love jesus and my wife ahh lol

  • @lindsayclark921
    @lindsayclark921 4 года назад

    Office hours is no longer available. Was that not the one with ppl protestin in nyc? Hell na

  • @KidAstronaut
    @KidAstronaut 3 года назад

    TIME OUT!

  • @ColinStevenJohnson
    @ColinStevenJohnson 4 года назад +1

    Why is Mero dressed like me in 98.

  • @supermilkguy
    @supermilkguy 4 года назад

    Snazzy green jacket guy is hot

  • @teesherese7849
    @teesherese7849 4 года назад +1

    I think Vince Vaughn would be a great Mero.

  • @d-blockdiaz6206
    @d-blockdiaz6206 4 года назад

    Yo it's Just Jellyfish LMAO

  • @Lee-qu4ce
    @Lee-qu4ce 4 года назад +1

    John c Rielly for Mero

  • @pcharl01
    @pcharl01 4 года назад +1

    Seth Rogan & Ben Foster

  • @curtspazz7165
    @curtspazz7165 4 года назад

    The brands so strong Mero accidentally brought Aaron carter back into the public lexicon....

  • @brotherdandy
    @brotherdandy 4 года назад

    Damn Desus ended this segment with such darkness.

  • @ashleymeggan
    @ashleymeggan 4 года назад

    Danny McBride is white Mero and that’s fuckin hilarious

  • @petek852
    @petek852 4 года назад

    Main dude from Silicon Valley and Seth Rogan. You're welcome.

  • @Filmatic5
    @Filmatic5 4 года назад +1

    Seth Rogen for Mero cause of the laugh.

  • @jeuryveloz6011
    @jeuryveloz6011 4 года назад

    Papi you gotta fix refrigerator or something

  • @tommychong316
    @tommychong316 4 года назад

    AC/AC

  • @richhall3412
    @richhall3412 2 года назад

    Desus Casey Affleck Mero Vince Vaughn

  • @58pig
    @58pig 4 года назад

    Like 2 people in ur audience knows what krills and that’s cuz they prolly smoke them joints 😂😂

  • @mickeyabbot5851
    @mickeyabbot5851 4 года назад

    John c reilly and danny mcbride

  • @mraverybrown4621
    @mraverybrown4621 4 года назад

    Haley Joel Osment actually wouldn’t be bad, as far as portraying Mero. Lol! - 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂

  • @chelseadillon2268
    @chelseadillon2268 4 года назад +1

    Desus=Danny McBride
    Mero=Seth Rogen

  • @dtdtdtdtification
    @dtdtdtdtification 4 года назад

    mero got some paws he'd duff jesse waters

  • @fresco140
    @fresco140 4 года назад +1

    seth rogan = Kid Mero in a movie.

  • @kC000L
    @kC000L 4 года назад

    Mero should fight Geraldo Rivera

  • @marcogallo2811
    @marcogallo2811 4 года назад

    come on lol michael rapaport as the white mero

  • @padrescott2047
    @padrescott2047 2 года назад

    Brad Pitt would play me

  • @kevinpepin5304
    @kevinpepin5304 4 года назад

    mero getting kinda big

  • @nickyG1212
    @nickyG1212 4 года назад

    Actually grown up Haley Joel Osment isn’t too far off.

  • @SadikiStGeorgeangemon44
    @SadikiStGeorgeangemon44 4 года назад

    He dont wanna sound like sora damn :(

  • @7solseven
    @7solseven 4 года назад

    Who is #Danny Mcbride ??

  • @NONPOINT420
    @NONPOINT420 4 года назад

    Desus: It has to be a white actor
    Ok Will Smith or Morgan Freeman.