First Celebrity Crushes, Worst Fears & Trump As 3rd Co-Host | 5 Questions w/ DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • The audience ask DESUS & MERO five very important questions. Who would be your dream third co-host? What is your worst fear? Watch now!
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

Комментарии • 195

  • @ToroidalVortexLove
    @ToroidalVortexLove 5 лет назад +326

    Can't believe they said Trump before Maurice Dubois 😂

  • @Selinas223
    @Selinas223 5 лет назад +396

    I'm trying to get a friendship as strong as them 😭😭🤯

  • @natewaltz2973
    @natewaltz2973 5 лет назад +358

    Desus tryna act like that white girl in the front row aint his secret wife from Mississauga 😂

    • @lza5735
      @lza5735 5 лет назад +24

      WHY YOU GOTTA DO MISSISSAUGA LIKE THAT GOD DAMN

    • @mtariq1115
      @mtariq1115 5 лет назад +12

      LMAO I'm from Mississauga that's soo random

    • @kjeezy2990
      @kjeezy2990 5 лет назад +2

      😂

    • @daveainteatin
      @daveainteatin 5 лет назад +14

      Sad that not everyone understands this comment.😂 #BodegaHive

    • @natewaltz2973
      @natewaltz2973 5 лет назад +4

      @@daveainteatin THANK U SOMEONE UNDERSTAND ME LMAOOO .. OG FANS UNITE

  • @TheSwollife
    @TheSwollife 2 года назад +9

    That question of managing business and friendship came true I guess.

  • @SReignite
    @SReignite 5 лет назад +144

    Next time Mero goes to the airport security will be watching him like a hawk 😂😂

  • @TheEcheatham
    @TheEcheatham 5 лет назад +271

    Y'all use to have a third host. The Bear with the Timbs and the New York fitted needs to come back and make a guest appearance...Or is that Viceland property?

  • @MGoldmen
    @MGoldmen 5 лет назад +100

    He said an animal at the third host but don't forget the bear from viceland. I need a "where are they now: life after the Bodega boys" about that bear

    • @chipotlefanatic3713
      @chipotlefanatic3713 5 лет назад +5

      Mitchell Goldmen don’t speak about viceland... “he who should not be named”

    • @MGoldmen
      @MGoldmen 5 лет назад

      @@chipotlefanatic3713 ugh you're right. My apologies.
      #Showtime #BodegaHive

    • @kimuhiffy
      @kimuhiffy 5 лет назад +1

      RIP Juicebox the Bear

    • @dwaynenotjohnson1405
      @dwaynenotjohnson1405 5 лет назад +2

      First thing I thought of

    • @patsysadowski1546
      @patsysadowski1546 4 года назад +1

      They should stage a rescue. I miss Juicebox, I even miss the crate and cardboard table from the really messy show on Complex.

  • @dlein93
    @dlein93 5 лет назад +94

    "Got a full show on showtime and still shoplifting"
    man that would be me if I were in their position. I could be making 7 figures annually and still be pocketing $1.75 candy bars on basic principle.

  • @Stwo
    @Stwo 5 лет назад +73

    3rd cohost: Maurice DuBois!!

  • @solitaruslupus7557
    @solitaruslupus7557 5 лет назад +263

    Lot of beautiful women in the audience

    • @pitakafoa1214
      @pitakafoa1214 5 лет назад +7

      Always

    • @toneriggz
      @toneriggz 5 лет назад +41

      Showtime asks for nudes when you try to get tickets.

    • @TheDeven1000
      @TheDeven1000 5 лет назад +6

      They tryna trap Mero

    • @TopShotta10904
      @TopShotta10904 5 лет назад +1

      Alton Chambers facts got me contemplating how I can get in the audience 🤔

    • @rossonerodiavolo8074
      @rossonerodiavolo8074 5 лет назад +1

      All the dimes on that first question

  • @mudvayne940
    @mudvayne940 5 лет назад +16

    I love these guys . Just naturally witty and hit off each other. Man, I laugh my ass off every time I watch em

  • @admiralchaplain
    @admiralchaplain 5 лет назад +63

    Real talk, y'all should do cats in the Bronx as a skit

  • @LuckyJackson2020
    @LuckyJackson2020 2 года назад +3

    both they voice went up when asked about the friendship 🤣

  • @StaticShockNene
    @StaticShockNene 5 лет назад +80

    Dark Desus! 🤣

  • @xXAEROROCK182Xx
    @xXAEROROCK182Xx 5 лет назад +26

    That “realistic” mufasa impression killed me

  • @DCDeville327
    @DCDeville327 5 лет назад +68

    BRUH!!! All my life I've had a fear of hitting my teeth on the stairs. That is terrifying! That and dropping my keys down the sewer.

    • @dammagrilla
      @dammagrilla 5 лет назад +5

      Real talk, I accidentally dropped my homies car keys down the sewer back in high school...
      Had to call the fire department to come fish them out, luckily the sewer was dry and full of leaves...

    • @jarabotelho5275
      @jarabotelho5275 5 лет назад +4

      Kahlil Brown as scary as that sounds that would make a mad funny tv episode 📺 😆

    • @L1ama
      @L1ama 5 лет назад +5

      Keys down the elevator shaft is my one

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 года назад +1

      Man all those things plus dropping my credit card at the drive thru either outside where i can't open my door or under my mf car seat and i didn't bring any other card or cash lol

  • @pitakafoa1214
    @pitakafoa1214 5 лет назад +42

    Desus' Mero impression funny asf

  • @Sooopa_Doopa
    @Sooopa_Doopa 5 лет назад +92

    That first row of questioners tho. Jesus!!!

  • @LAVirgo67
    @LAVirgo67 5 лет назад +61

    Note to self... If Mero ever visits my home, nail everything down & have him turn out his pockets. #FiveFingerDiscount #Klepto

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 5 лет назад +7

      Right?!? He's definitely getting a pat down on the way out. Maybe the wand too, if I have access to one

    • @athoughtfulape
      @athoughtfulape 5 лет назад +6

      Make sure you don’t miss the stuff in the medicine cabinet

    • @vaniset
      @vaniset 5 лет назад +4

      Might even have to spread his cheeks rofl 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @freddynunez1325
    @freddynunez1325 5 лет назад +16

    I just loved the part where they said east tremont is never getting gentrified, hearing people talk about the Bronx makes me happy. I live that part about not having anyone Bronx around anymore. There is no one that understands what life should be like around here lol

  • @troy4328
    @troy4328 5 лет назад +64

    Desus and Mero presents, "Bodega Cats".

  • @epramos6800
    @epramos6800 5 лет назад +30

    01:26, when I was 18, I was on top of a 3 story house 'shucking' shingles off a roof, so they could lay down now shingles for the winter. I lost my balance and was sliding down the roof and my uncle caught me by the hand and saved me. I thought the same as Mero. "This is how I'm going to die!? So I could buy tickets for Tribe Called Quest concert?" Hahahaha.

    • @PositivelyLizzie
      @PositivelyLizzie 5 лет назад +4

      E P Ramos That's called dedication to hip hop my man. Mad respect.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 года назад +4

      Haha
      In high school my best friend and i were sitting on her angled roof smoking and making fun of each other and i said something so messed up that she started laughing hysterically and rolling away haha
      She started rolling toward the edge of the roof gaining momentum and i had to grab her, lol, and she was still laughing
      I'm crying laughing thinking about it. I don't know how teenagers ever make it to be adults

  • @rantsandfaves
    @rantsandfaves 5 лет назад +9

    Bro Desus said "here's KRS Ones nose!" ....I can't man 😭

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 5 лет назад +10

    1:10 damn all of them is fine AF. The Brand is full of groupies!

  • @ORGANICsoulJAZZ
    @ORGANICsoulJAZZ 5 лет назад +16

    3rd Co-host: Akademiks (Just for the slander)

  • @ZoeLeid
    @ZoeLeid 5 лет назад +11

    It's crazy how when you go outside the Bronx and try to order a chop cheese, people look confused smh

  • @BEE-jb9gj
    @BEE-jb9gj 5 лет назад +9

    Okay but a braised short rib with cranberry reduction sounds exactly like something Mero would eat. And kinda sounds good though.

  • @friendshipsaga
    @friendshipsaga 5 лет назад +11

    "This is KRS One's nose" 😭😭

    • @abunn72
      @abunn72 5 лет назад +4

      Yo...you caught that too! LOL

  • @TheKweenNaNah
    @TheKweenNaNah 4 года назад +2

    It's so funny when desus say's "Another bronx guy" he just means two like minded black men. Perioddddd lol

  • @TheLoboCinema
    @TheLoboCinema 5 лет назад +22

    Personally lion king is great for a realistic adaption to the movie. But if you want the cartoons and the "fun" element watch the original. I enjoyed the darker realistic take on lion king. My opinion though.

    • @rachelauguste
      @rachelauguste 5 лет назад +7

      The LoboGamer Exactly! Idk why people are walking in expecting it to be exactly the same; if it did people still would be disappointed! Damned if you do, damned if you don’t, I guess

    • @FireTrainer92
      @FireTrainer92 5 лет назад +3

      @@rachelauguste I don't think people are upset that's it's not the same but that it is and the things that are changed are wack

  • @jujutaylor2186
    @jujutaylor2186 5 лет назад +3

    I'm always here for Dark Desus!

  • @patriciapantoja2634
    @patriciapantoja2634 5 лет назад +4

    Proud 300th Like. Love these Guys!

  • @dredyoung1
    @dredyoung1 5 лет назад +19

    The last loosey spot on earth is some real shit. Like when did it become illegal.

    • @mackinshizzaveli4202
      @mackinshizzaveli4202 5 лет назад +5

      It’s been illegal they just do it anyway.

    • @dredyoung1
      @dredyoung1 5 лет назад +1

      @@mackinshizzaveli4202 That's crazy. I thought that's just how it was. Looseys been selling forever. Three for a dollar. Mind blown😂

    • @mackinshizzaveli4202
      @mackinshizzaveli4202 5 лет назад +2

      Newport actually sends people to the papi stores in Philadelphia to try to buy loosies to catch them. They just sell to everyday customers to keep from getting caught. It’s basically free money because the pack is worth double if you sell them loosely.

    • @dredyoung1
      @dredyoung1 5 лет назад +1

      I'm in Jersey

    • @dredyoung1
      @dredyoung1 5 лет назад +1

      You can't even buy in the stores now. It's literally dudes in the street whispering "looseys, looseys" 😂

  • @Dazen101
    @Dazen101 5 лет назад +6

    2:30
    OOF shots fired at VICE

  • @Weekendwavves
    @Weekendwavves 5 лет назад +5

    That hoodie is fire 🔥

  • @sarak8996
    @sarak8996 5 лет назад +7

    I need ya'll to come to Houston.

    • @1017Evelin
      @1017Evelin 5 лет назад

      Sara Kuti they have a houston show August 25th I think

  • @enzov9772
    @enzov9772 5 лет назад +5

    7:25 dammit Desus got me

  • @jamzjulescomedy1862
    @jamzjulescomedy1862 5 лет назад +4

    I feel attacked. Bruckner is beautiful, we gettin a Whole Foods.

  • @hughmungus4924
    @hughmungus4924 5 лет назад +1

    I laugh at all of their warmups but this one hit different

  • @TheSplifydadz
    @TheSplifydadz 5 лет назад +13

    At the end of the day, you both chose the same person as your third co-host.

  • @thomasescalante9150
    @thomasescalante9150 5 лет назад +1

    These fools crack me up 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 5 лет назад +2

    Not all heroes wear capes...

  • @VocallyYours3
    @VocallyYours3 5 лет назад +3

    Chile I’m over anything involving “Celebrity In Chief” for sure!!🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @jillianaraneo8958
    @jillianaraneo8958 4 года назад +2

    Y’all didn’t need to know that, but I knew it so....-desus 😩😯🤣

  • @Mrken2786
    @Mrken2786 5 лет назад +7

    What sign is Desus throwing @7:24 while talking about Beyoncé and Lion King...????🧐

  • @RaeNique
    @RaeNique 5 лет назад +1

    Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiitttt dark Jesus talking about death 🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @confettimichaud1749
    @confettimichaud1749 5 лет назад +7

    I ALSO got in trouble for having posters up in my room...so... yeah. #BeingHaitian

  • @dwalker8913
    @dwalker8913 5 лет назад +4

    Theres KRS Ones nose. Lmao.

  • @Irv2488
    @Irv2488 5 лет назад +5

    Yooo Desus & the kid Mero ☠😆

  • @riveraderek07
    @riveraderek07 5 лет назад +21

    1:56 I'm sorry did he just say "necks" after telling that story about a guy snapping his neck on a wave?

    • @tymon3y
      @tymon3y 5 лет назад

      riveraderek07 he’s a sicko

    • @MS-gn2fb
      @MS-gn2fb 5 лет назад

      What dude he said next. Like next question

  • @snottydicknose1803
    @snottydicknose1803 5 лет назад +1

    I know Mero has pushed a cart full of paint out a home depot! RACKEM!

  • @jeromecuagalo
    @jeromecuagalo 5 лет назад +7

    DESUS U MAD WHIMSICAL MY GUY

  • @Buyis
    @Buyis 5 лет назад +4

    I HAVE THE EXACT SAME FEAR AS DESUS! BUSTING MY TEETH!

  • @karenabenford8284
    @karenabenford8284 5 лет назад

    Q&A was cool!!

  • @Bayumm65
    @Bayumm65 5 лет назад

    lol they need to make a compilation of them talking about peppa pig. They be roasting the shit out of peppa pig

  • @toneriggz
    @toneriggz 5 лет назад +15

    They want questions from the Bodega Hive but I guarantee Showtime is getting like less than 5% of the actual Hive in there. All I see is older Yakubs and hipsters from the Midwest.

  • @Divaxi
    @Divaxi 5 лет назад

    Love u Guys. 💙💙💙

  • @NONPOINT420
    @NONPOINT420 5 лет назад +2

    Give it time Desus! The imitation versions of Desus & Mero are not far behind, unfortunately.

  • @janaem2912
    @janaem2912 5 лет назад

    Not all Heros wear capes

  • @jdizzy2012
    @jdizzy2012 5 лет назад

    So true about empire

  • @TheRealCosta
    @TheRealCosta 5 лет назад +1

    Yoooo the show must’ve written those questions cause they’re too good for everyday people to ask 😂

    • @yourmomsbestfriend2164
      @yourmomsbestfriend2164 5 лет назад +1

      TheRealCosta And actuality they have Everyone write a question on the card then they pick five from the crowd

  • @yomardc777
    @yomardc777 Год назад

    Mines was Kimberly from the power rangers

  • @lawrencejwalters-smith8671
    @lawrencejwalters-smith8671 4 года назад

    Dude said "Yacobian takeover", wooooooooow!

  • @nyc1ts932
    @nyc1ts932 5 лет назад +1

    just hop in the MPV

  • @himmie1
    @himmie1 5 лет назад

    This is like watching krs 1 freestyling. These guys are funny off the rip

  • @n8ivegogo1
    @n8ivegogo1 4 месяца назад

    3:18 DAM this question HITS different know 😢
    Can’t wait for the Vegas reunion in 2035 😂
    Then brand was strong 💪

  • @t5dagreat
    @t5dagreat 5 лет назад

    Dark Desus!!

  • @pearlxoxoxurznay2898
    @pearlxoxoxurznay2898 5 лет назад +1

    I feel you trying to catch that train home right after work nobody helping they laughing recording you screaming Worldstar

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 5 лет назад +11

    A gay asian grandmother as Co-host

  • @seanwilson8168
    @seanwilson8168 5 лет назад

    Hold up at 2:38 DESUS WENT YEEEEEEEAH!!! LOL What ABOUT JULIA NIGGA LOL

  • @justinrivera6276
    @justinrivera6276 5 лет назад

    Where do I send my video so yall could use it in the show? Shit is fire trust me

  • @NopeStamos
    @NopeStamos 5 лет назад +3

    I'm trying to figure out if Desus wants to start a tribe of babies or nah; cause ummm I'm ovulating :)

  • @Virgonomics2020
    @Virgonomics2020 5 лет назад +2

    How julia take Victor job??...i fucks wit julia though..but we need more random victor sightings..lol..afro-god...aka youngfactcheck...aka the panamanian pelle..you trynna kick it?...lmfaaooooooo

  • @furiousstylez1113
    @furiousstylez1113 5 лет назад

    Wait did desus say this is krs1s 👃🏾 lol haaaaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @taskinulhaque7366
    @taskinulhaque7366 4 года назад +1

    Chris Hayes wouldnt be a bad cohost since Desus goes way back with him.

  • @thomasmartin6299
    @thomasmartin6299 5 лет назад

    Shots @ vice

  • @DJBLOWOUT1
    @DJBLOWOUT1 5 лет назад +2

    i miss juicebox

  • @nevinvolminck7920
    @nevinvolminck7920 5 лет назад

    What hoodie is that

  • @soma1990
    @soma1990 5 лет назад +1

    2:31 Hrmm😭

  • @ervinfowlkes8326
    @ervinfowlkes8326 5 лет назад +1

    I always feel like their chairs are about 7 inches too short.

  • @Alive.On.Arrival
    @Alive.On.Arrival 5 лет назад

    Shoutout to OkayPlayer

  • @Iproductions0
    @Iproductions0 4 года назад

    "yo...this KRS- One nose"

  • @ScorpionKING-qn2er
    @ScorpionKING-qn2er 4 года назад

    Im late af, but Cats was waaaay before the Lion King.....

  • @MrReal717
    @MrReal717 5 лет назад

    Dark Desus at it again; now I gotta watch out for the beach water breaking my neck in addition to fucking sharks, jellyfish and drowning

  • @deadchannel8481
    @deadchannel8481 5 лет назад +1

    #freejuicebox

  • @uzuvert7542
    @uzuvert7542 5 лет назад +1

    Having good looking women makes them want to be more funnier.

  • @deepinthestreets5351
    @deepinthestreets5351 5 лет назад

    Trump will so show up.

  • @2our
    @2our 5 лет назад

    Gang

  • @mrj5695
    @mrj5695 5 лет назад

    Desus already married

  • @chysayeh4043
    @chysayeh4043 5 лет назад

    be careful mero if you steal from costco you’re banned from all of them for life

  • @garrettcrenshaw9099
    @garrettcrenshaw9099 5 лет назад +6

    first off, GANG GANG.. second, no offense my guys but we need more representation in that audience... looking a little "too light" in there..

    • @TheBrob1983
      @TheBrob1983 5 лет назад +4

      Go to the website and sign up for an ep then

    • @tylerthagr8
      @tylerthagr8 5 лет назад +3

      This is the first episode where there were a couple more whites than other, majority of the shows are mostly black

  • @tamumongillo45
    @tamumongillo45 5 лет назад

    If beva

  • @teresasanchez7809
    @teresasanchez7809 4 года назад

    Ok- I don’t have fashion sense - but I know Desus doesn’t ever wear the same shoes and their clothes look expensive, can anyone tell me what an outfit like that costs? I’m from the west coast and we don’t dress like that.

    • @on2wheels378
      @on2wheels378 4 года назад

      Had to guess, the shoes at least $200. Jeans at least $180. Sweater, vintage $300. Hat, $40

  • @sarkastikleader4708
    @sarkastikleader4708 5 лет назад

    Shit bring back Juicebox for the 3rd host 🤟🏾🤟🏾

  • @chrishipop5
    @chrishipop5 5 лет назад

    damn shorty at 2:41 aint go no lips

  • @PaddleAsia
    @PaddleAsia 5 лет назад

    3rd host... DJ Envy or Maurice Dubois.

  • @Mysta84
    @Mysta84 5 лет назад

    7:26 illuminati symbol

  • @stevemygoodman7809
    @stevemygoodman7809 5 лет назад

    Darrel & Spence is the bootleg version of Desus & Mero.

  • @bradbrown9952
    @bradbrown9952 4 года назад

    What is a 3rd co-host 🥉🤔wonder why that show did not work after the bomb 💣 dropped

  • @Derek2k
    @Derek2k 5 лет назад

    Remember when they were hot?